Flying Guinea Pig in My Kroger Clown Pocket

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Wow,
look who decided to join the show today? Just walked
in the building. Yeah, go ahead, put your backpack down.
I know you don't got your headphones on yet and everything,
ladies and gentlemen. Bob just showed up right before the
start of the show. It is made it. I didn't
think I was. Yeah, you were. You were texting me

(00:23):
this morning, you were giving me play by play man.
First of all, I was. I was warned by Bob
crazy poops this morning. I might be late. That's what
it was.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
We Uh, no car trouble, No, no, no, we went
in here just oh boy, you gotta eat last night
for our anniversary.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Like the Italian place pasta was spicy.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Dude who up in and out and there was just
like a little Italian granny just punching me in the
stomach over and over again.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Their big sh had floppy bingo arh man bingo wings going.
She's just speedbag in my stomach. Oh man, an Italian granny.
The anniversary granny was out there making it spicy. She's
got the rolling ting just eating your stomach hot, going
in hot coming out too.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
And he brought that fire on me.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, so I had the decision to make of do
I get in the car and risk it?

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Okay, yeah, you didn't want to end up having an
accident or anything like that.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, yeah, let alone. It's a good call. Then car accident.
It was a good call. And once I start raising
up off the seat, so I had to I had
to make a you know, game time decision.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
And it's good. Hey you made it. I chose right.
I chose right. Yeah, you made it. I mean barely.
You had about thirty seconds to spair. But hey, yeah,
thanks for showing up today.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
I saw you through the little window in the door
that we got here, and I'm just like, oh.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Mike's turned to the microphone. Yeah, I got my headphones on,
right to go. I'm sorry if you don't know this.
The show starts whether we're here or not, Bob. That's
sort of how it works. That's the thing about our job.
It's like the clock sits down no matter what. Yeah
it doesn't. It doesn't matter. We don't have a business
where like, well, the doors don't open until we get here. No,
the show is starting, no matter if we're here or not.
All right, we got a show to do today. Bob's

(02:19):
gonna get a hold of himself here because of Italian
granny beat the hell out of him and he didn't.
She didn't put him in the hospital. She put him
on the toilet. Is what happened? Your chance at Benson
boone Tickets this morning seven thirty and nine thirty and
your chance to win twenty five hundred dollars around eight ten,
It's Mike and Bob thty six one Kiss. Hey, how

(02:39):
are we feeling about this heat dome? We done with
this heat wave yet or not? Huh No, No we're not.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
We're in it.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, okay, Yeah, it's a little sweaty and swampy out.
It's Mikey and Bob the ninety six to one Kiss
Morning Freak Show. Yesterday, I went up stairs to check
on my father in Locks. I knew upstairs in my
house was gonna be a little bit warmer, even though
we had the A seat cranked on. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
I walked in and he's he's laying in his chair.
He's got a recliner. He sits in there all day
and watches TV right laying his recliner all split out.
It's got nothing but on it murdude, and I'm like,
all right, it's today. So if I say it is
an adventure living with my father in law on a day.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
To day basis, all right, let's get to a talkback
message here. You can send him to the free iHeartRadio
app brought to us by One Team Media. It is
our friend who listens to the show on the iHeart
Radio app all the way in Hawaii. It's Jessy, Mikey
and Big Bob. It's Jess who lives in Hawaii. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
I just got to Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
It's Tuesday. It's the thirtieth of June. Okay, so yesterday
Jess arrived from Hawaii. Got it uti. Yesterday Jess is
in town.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
This is horrible.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
I am going to spend the next couple of weeks
with people repeatedly asking me, don't you live in Hawaii.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Isn't it hot in Hawaii? No? Yeah, no, not hot
in Hawaiian nice in Hawaii. You ever look at a
Hawaii and go, oh, God, that looks just here hot
and awful. Now every time you look at Away, you go, oh,
that's awesome. Unless they got like volcano stuff going on,
then it might be a little scary. No, we have
trade winds.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
It's beautiful in Hawaii.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
It's a tropical paradigm. Yeah, I'm visit.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Have a good day.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Oh birthday, Bob, thank you. Not Bob's birthday, but uh,
welcome back to Pittsburgh there, Jess in Hawaii. I. Uh,
it's got to be so annoying when you come back
to Pittsburgh from another area and uh, you know the
weather's hot like it is now.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
It's just like you're coming back to visit family from
downsill or where.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Aren't you to this? I did. There's nothing for you, right.
I did the dumb dad thing yesterday. Man. I was
on my phone, Uh, just going across the country in
different parts of the world, and I'm like, oh, it's
hotter in Pittsburgh right now that it is in tell Ahassi, Florida.
My god, I did it. I didn't even know I
was doing it. I just did it, man, just going

(04:53):
city by saying you, man, it's like dumb insurance commercials.
Don't become your parents. I don't know how to stop this.
I'm becoming my The older you get, the more obsessed
with weather. Oh it's all you gotta talk about when
you get older. Older, you get more obsessed with Oh
my Grandma. That's the first twenty minutes is just weather.
We can get to the life stuff after that. All right,

(05:14):
two chances you need to win Benson Boone tickets this
morning here on the Kiss Morning Freak Shows seven thirty
and nine to thirty. Stick around for that the Mikey
and Bob Podcast. Today is one of the biggest days
in the history of US soccer, well, US men's soccer,
because the women's team wins all the time they do, uh,
but this is one of the biggest days in US

(05:36):
men's soccer history. Tonight they will play in the World
Cup against Bosnia and Herzegovina in the knockout round, hoping
to move on to the final sixteen countries in it.
It is Mikey and Bob the Kiss Morning Freak Show.
Let's check in with our guy, World Cup James, who
stays up and watches the late game. It was Mexico

(05:57):
Ecuador in Mexico they won two nothing Well boys, World
Cup James checking in, Hell yeah, Mexico taking down Ecuador too.
Nothing scenes twelve o two am. Hell yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:10):
On to tomorrow and honestly, I'm sure maybe you guys
will be awake for tomorrow night since we got USA
to watch.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Oh yeah, Usa Bosnia tomorrow not too late, eight o'clock
start time, so only gotta stay up till ten. Yeah,
that's right, it's doable. It's doable tonight eight o'clock start
for team USA. Now that Mexico crowd, uh wow, just
get online and look at the scenes. Wow, in Mexico,
it's unbelievable. Here is what it sounded like. Right and again,

(06:40):
if you're watching the World Cup in English, you're doing
it wrong. You gotta throw on Telemundo. You gotta throw
on New Division wherever it's at. You gotta find it
on Peacock because this is what it sounded like in
Mexico when Mexico I got the first goal against Ecuador.

(07:10):
It's like a wall of solid is.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Now.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
I gotta play another clip here because this is hilarious.
I saw this last night too at the Dodgers game.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
There is a guy sitting right behind home plate who's
wearing a Mexico soccer jersey. This is what happened on
the broadcast when Mexico went up won nothing.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Oh, Tommy, Kyle Tucker Well, I mentioned it last night,
and he confirmed it in the postgame interview, which is
you play with these guys, dudd It's it's so good.
This guy's got a Mexican jersey on and he just
he is right behind the plate and he stands up
his arms in the air and it's just going, go go,
And it's so quiet in the stadium, but you just

(07:53):
hear him. How the announcers mentioned it, just like, oh man,
Mesco must scored. This guy's losing his mind right now.
It's awesome, man, World World Cups got me. It's it's
all I'm watching day. It's been a lot of fun,
and tonight's the big one. USA vers Bosnia hurts a Gavina.
If you can't watch it, you can listen to it
on the free iHeartRadio app. Also, there's a watch party

(08:14):
going down at F and B Stadium there where the
Hans and the Riveters play, if you want to go
down there and watch it with hundreds, probably thousands of
USA fans. All right, we got your chance at Benson
Boone tickets seven thirty and nine thirty this morning, your
chance at twenty five hundred dollars. Around eight ten, it's
Mikey and Bob Mikey and Bob Podcast. At some point

(08:37):
you're gonna have to milk yourself and see if Heine's
ketchup comes out.

Speaker 6 (08:41):
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Speaker 1 (08:46):
Hey, thank you for listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast. Now,
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You can send us a message about previous shows, the
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(09:09):
Let us know where you're listening from. Two. Oh yeah,
that's fun too, right, people of random places. Yeah, hit
that little talkback microphone and you can send us a
message and maybe you'll make the show. What a happy
anniversary it was yesterday Bob and his wife Becca celebrated
their wedding anniversary twenty one years right. Yeah, yeah, they

(09:33):
went out to Italian dinner. Bob had diarrhea explosive. Yeah,
it's bad. He was almost late for work today. It
didn't go good. Also, yesterday, speaking of anniversaries, yesterday was
the one year anniversary of the day I trusted a
fart five on air and poot my pants. Let's get
to this talkback message send through the free iHeartRadio apron
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Speaker 2 (09:54):
It is honestly more surprising to see a normal podcast
idle pop up such as happy Anniversary, rather than something
about like butzer.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Nudity, buttzer nudity.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
You think you're getting butts nudity from Yeah, you are
every show almost on the hour, I would say almost
once an hour butts in nudity. I think they talked
about on the show. Yeah, our podcast title was just
happy Anniversary yesterday. It's kind of a generic podcast title,
but you know what, there were two anniversaries being celebrated,
one the love of Bob and Becca, the other one
me pooping my pants.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
It was a special day. But now it is it's
July first, which means we need to power ink our
personal top five favorite podcast titles of our podcast for
the month of June. This is Key and Bob Bob five.

(10:58):
Your fifth favorite podcast title of the month of June.

Speaker 7 (11:02):
Skiener Skeener ten inch weener Okay, nice Number four.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
There's a hair in my biab County Boom Number three
favorite podcast title, Furry.

Speaker 7 (11:15):
Cave crot Okay Number two moist et.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Riding a twenty foot Hinds bottle Man, What.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
A month of Shows? And number one favorite podcast title
for the month of June from our podcast her Big
Love Island Books.

Speaker 8 (11:37):
Whole.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Number five for me is the same five that Bob has.
Skiner Skiner tens Wiener Number four, Big Beef and Clapping Cheeks.
Number three moist et riding a twenty foot tall Hinz
catch up on it. You gotta have that in there.
Oh my up. Two favorite podcast titles from the month

(12:03):
of June. Bob did not even make your top five.
Number two for me a goldfish named Maja Blast Love
that title man. Number one for me wiggle Wands on
Love Island. Earlier this week, we were talking about how

(12:26):
Pat McAfee sent Bob a DM and was asking if
he was at the Riley Green show. Uh, you know,
big country artist. He's gonna be a coach on the
voice because Pat McAfee and West Virginia football head coach
Rich Rodriguez we're up on stage with Riley Green bartending, right. Yeah,

(12:47):
So Pat sent Bob a message at the show and said, Hey,
are you at Riley Green and Bobby here? Yeah? Bob
said no, right. Then we talked about it on the show,
posted the clip online because I don't know, so Pat
commented on the the video on our on our show, Bob, yeah, yeah,
he just wrote, thought for sure, I saw you. We
needed you up there with us. Oh my god, dude,

(13:09):
So I guess.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
That confirms I would have been invited up to bartend
on stage with rich Rod and Pat.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
And a green show name me one Riley Green. So
just everybody's singing along and you're like, hey, dude, your
daughter has gone to West Virginia for one year so far,
two semesters. Yeah, and you're already on the Hey, thought

(13:41):
I saw you. We needed you up there bartending for
Riley Green. I'm telling you, man, with rich Rod and Pat,
if you get a key to Morgantown before we get
a key to Pittsburgh, Man, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Corey O'Connor's gonna have him explaining to you.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
All right, let's get to today and free show story
taking you back to a moment in the show that
made us laugh, made us smile. We're getting real close
to fourth of July. You know what that means. He
comes out every Fourth of July. He doesn't have all
his digits. It's time to hear about Uncle Thumb's. Here

(14:17):
we go every year they do it the news, whether
it's local or national, They are gonna show you what
happens when you don't know how to properly light off fireworks.

Speaker 9 (14:39):
It is certainly that time of year. A. B.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
You better leave all this to.

Speaker 9 (14:42):
The professionals, emergency crews reminding all of us today the
backyard fireworks may not be the best idea.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
And as they say.

Speaker 9 (14:50):
It's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Oh this is great.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
It's all fun and games until your uncle loses three fingers.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
And that's what it is. Every year the news has
to remind you not to little finger off.

Speaker 9 (15:00):
The police bum squad shows us this demonstration every year.
Every year, someone out there doesn't listen.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Oh no, uncle Thumb's Uncle thumbs.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
You can't really tell when he's waving at you, Uncle thumbs.
He's had a couple of bad Fourth or July YouTube
ear now he's bringing showing people how to make it.
We're trying to Oh wait, hold on blaming YouTube. Blame YouTube,
not to.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Do that because people that are making them on YouTube
are doing them incorrectly.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Oh no, his uncle thumb's making illegal fireworks on YouTube.
On YouTube, Uncle thumbs used to just use YouTube for
watching twerk videos and dudes getting hit in nuts with whifflebats.
But now Uncle Thumb's is learning how to make illegal fireworks.

Speaker 9 (15:53):
And when you don't know what you're doing, you can
blow off your hands.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Oh no, uncle hand is down, I'll hand.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Especially if someone's holding a firework or something explosive when
it goes off. In addition to thermal injuries, the blast
over pressure from the explosive will just tear the tissue
a part.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Oh no, that's how we make Uncle foun.

Speaker 9 (16:12):
Out Door cookouts also hurt hundreds of people every year,
especially when the griller, Oh no, fuel to the fire.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Oh no, Now what they do.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
For the example, I've never seen in my life a
regular barbecue grill, and they just have like a big
can of gasoline.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
The guys like, no human does that.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Sometimes, Yeah, you get a little crazy with the lighter
flu lighter fluid though not gasoline.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Nobody goes, hey, you know what, Yeah, go in the
garage that red plastic can of gas. Yeah, get that,
let's pour it on the grill. Let's show these burgers
whose boss is for the jaw? Ever, try to use
an accelerant on an open flame? Either, no gasoline? What
about a flamethrow? If I own a flamethrower, can I
just throw the burgers in the air and hit him

(16:55):
with the flame? Okay, all right, but if you use it,
you should wait a minute. Oh, Uncle flames as it
has a flame in two thousand and three. Yeah, don't laughing,
Uncle Flames. He hasn't had eyebrows since two thousand and four. Yeah,
real bad. Fourth of July. Let's get right to a

(17:21):
talkback message here, brought to us by the Pavement Grip.
Take Bob, take boy Tim here, just one of.

Speaker 6 (17:28):
To chuck in on you.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Bob, Damn, it's hot out here.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah, you gotta check in struggle. It's a struggle, thanks buddy.
Hotter than Satan's fast crack out here? Is that where
we're at Satan's ask crad. Just want to make sure
you're doing all right, Bob. Definitely Cole slot today.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Hope you're still enjoying your birthday again.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Come on, I know it's as hot as it is
oh man, it's Cole slaught too. By the way, Bob's
birthday is New Year's Day. It is not today. No
need to wish him happy birthday. It's not his birthday today.
May be safe. I'll there. It's Mikey and Bob the
ninety six to one Kiss Morning for E Show. If
you miss any of our live show, get caught up
with the Mikey and Bob podcast on the free iHeartRadio

(18:07):
app Brought to us by our friends over at the
Sea Harper Auto Group. Love them, Thanks for all the support.
Let's get to this clip here, Bob, because uh, how
how does this happen? There is a guinea pig at
William Penn tavern. We had a a guinea pig incident.
Now this clip is from the Sideline Squad podcast. This

(18:29):
is uh with Cassidy would from Katie K right, yeah,
and on Instagram the four to one two for animal Okay, right,
So this is William Penn yep, and she's explaining the
guinea pig situation again Willy and Penn tavern.

Speaker 5 (18:45):
They had the cops called on Saturday. There was some
situation some guy. I don't know all this, you know,
through the grape vine. But I did see for sure
this man had a guinea pig.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
She saw for sure a man.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
He was in the William Penn with a guinea pig,
and then there was some sort of altercation. The guinea
pig went flying.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
The hell was going on at William Ben Tavern to
where we had a flying guinea pig.

Speaker 5 (19:12):
I'm like, what are we doing with a guinea pig
at the William Penn?

Speaker 1 (19:17):
What do you mean that it went flying? This makes
me Yeah, I know, I know.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
I was very worried about the guinea pig's okay. I
was like, do we need to find the guinea pig
a new home?

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Is what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (19:26):
Yeah, because my friends had taken pictures with the guinea
pig and then this guy apparently got out of hand.
They kicked him out.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Yeah. Let me first of all, let me just tell you.
You bring a guinea pig into the bar, shut it down.
That is the coolest thing in the ball. People will
line up hammered people with it. Like if you're just
having Like if you're at a restaurant and somebody brings
out a guinea pig, nobody likes that. No, no, you go.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
To a bar.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Though you bring a guinea pig, Iron City comes out.
Everybody's loving it.

Speaker 5 (19:57):
Then and then I saw that they put out a
sign and it said, after Saturday's event, oh no, guinea
pigs are no longer welcome out the William Penn Oh.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
No, guinea pigs have been banned from the William pent
Tammer non it forever. That's one of those things where
it's just like, huh, I didn't think we needed to
post a sign, but after Saturday's aid, we do. We
do again. That from the Sideline Squad podcast on the
One Team Media podcast Network with Cassidy Would and the

(20:25):
four one two for animal. You saw somebody with a
guinea pig a band from William Pett. Yeah, you can't
come in here. Why you're a guinea pig guy? We
know who you are. Your chance at Benson Boone tickets.
That show coming Tuesday to the Arena, coming up around
seven thirty. And Love Island USA had movie Night last night. Boy,

(20:47):
that's where the couples got to watch their partners and
see what they did in Casa more and everything right
floppy oh Love Island USA Movie Night Facebook comments coming
up around seven forty it's my cababaty six. Kiss a
heat index sort of like the feels like temperature with

(21:07):
the heat and the humidity. Everything could reach one hundred
and seven degrees today. Oh yeah, yeah, hot temperatures. We're
in the heat dome expected, uh just for the next
few days, right, I think we like we're in the
danger zone. We settled down next week. But yeah, it's uh, hey,
you know what when it's winter time and it's it's

(21:27):
negative whatever out and it's snow in your car, sliding
all over, we used to pray for times like this. Okay,
we used to pray for times like this, thinking days
like today. It's Mikey A Bob the Kiss Morning freak Show.
Let's get down to Florida. Always weird things happening down
in the state of Florida. It is. Yeah, it's time
for another Florida story. A listeners of a freak show. Yeah,

(21:51):
it's time to trouble to the suntime state. Yes, it
happened again. It's another Floria the story. Let's go down
to Florida. Employees at the Bravard County Jail got a surprise.
Well processing a woman, right, I can already tell you
what's gonna happen here.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
It probably takes a lot to surprise people that work
in a Florida jail, though.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yeah, well, you know it's they're processing her. It always
already become she already came in on charges. I've already bested. Yeah,
all right, okay, yeah, it's keep an open mind. What
could it be? Now we know what this is. They're
processing her. She's trying to hide something and you can't.
You're going into jail and you're trying to hide something.
Not many places you can hide too.

Speaker 10 (22:33):
Japanese arrested Reagan Cox over the weekend for resisting an
officer without violence during a traffic stop when she walked
through the scanner the Sheriff's offices and baboo. Abnormality was
picked up in what they described as a lower region.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Okay, I mean I set off those airport scanners too.
Maybe it's nothing.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Yeah, but just because you have hot crotch, Just because
you have hot crotch, this is different. I've set off
a scanner too. This could be nothing. No, this is
I think this is a little different than my crotches overheating. Hey,
there's an abnormality in the lower region. That's not what
she got. I'm a little hot down there to the
deputy say.

Speaker 10 (23:11):
They took her to a changing area where they say
she was trying to cover an area with her hand,
and Sheriff's office says when she moved it, a bag
of cocaine fell to the floor.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Oh my.

Speaker 10 (23:22):
She told deputies she didn't know anything about the drugs
and someone must have.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Put it there during some sort of intimate encounter. I know.
I can't make this stuff up. Hold on there, Hold
on on second. Okay, it would have been Florida if
just a bag of cocaine fell out of an intimate area.
But the excuse was no, I don't know where that
came from. Somebody must have put it there when we

(23:48):
were having an intimate and walked into jail, loaded up
like a party piniana, and then told the cops somebody
else did it. Somebody must have stuffed for me. I
have no idea who's cocaine that is. It is hard
making the show once again. Got a chance? You did

(24:12):
win twenty five hundred dollars coming up around eight ten
this morning here or the Kiss Morning Free Show. It's
Mikey and Bob Let's get to this talkback message brought
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Speaker 2 (24:20):
We're gonna start putting out some PSAs for our furry
friends this one.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Oh yeah, furry conventions in tone. They'll start really showing
up tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
You might see a few today, but Thursday's usually the
day they start showing up, getting their passes and everything.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
It's anthrocon dont convention center this weekend. We got some
serious heat going on right now.

Speaker 11 (24:39):
You can't have a real life scenario of a furry
showing up in one of our ers with heat exhaustion,
like on the pit.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Yeah, that's right, it's real life scenarios of the pit.
I mean that. That just goes to show you that
the pit nailed it this past season, season two. He
did fourth of July episode they had an overheated furry. Yep,
the Pit called it. They did. Yeah, hot furry probably
get hot furries every year that need to be treated

(25:06):
for heat exhaustion and everything, so you know, hydrate up
water those furries. Hey, careful out there, furry friends. Let's
get to Love Island, USA movie night. If you don't
watch this show, if you don't know what it is
Movie Night is where they the Islanders are showing clips
of their behavior, especially their behavior in Casa More. They

(25:30):
fit them down and make them watch unbelievable right, and
then we read the Facebook comments. Beware dark place on
the Internet.

Speaker 6 (25:41):
It's time for ninety six to one kiss Facebook comments.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Love Island USA Movie Night Facebook comments here Lexi h
kids are in bed, my snacks are out, My husband
better shut his ass up. My show's on and it's
movie night. Leave ball alone. Devin M Baby, that was
dramatic as hell. Let him get back to bumping and banging.
That's what I'm here for. Kate r. I was crying

(26:06):
at all the boys watching Sinceres movie. They were all like,
we can't help you out of this one man and
Dylan just eating his popcorn took me out. Tanya, kay
Casey and Corbyn were doing so much at the start
of COSA they don't even remember the girls' names. Make
them pay. Love Island usay Movie Night Facebook comments. Rene R.

(26:33):
Kenzie collecting men like their Pokemon cards. Stop kissing people, bro,
It's not like a handshake. Laura W. K C peck
Yo MF and bags Jade s fake ass clam slammer.
Kenzie needs to be exposed.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Kenzy's the one that does the splits all the time,
even when she's angry.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
You know, she smells crazy too, s she smells crazy
a mix between bath and body words, body spraying a
trash can. That's very specific, very specific. Brian C in
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(27:20):
Each and every one of you are one bad decision
away from getting something that itches for a lifetime. Right.
She's not wrong, not wrong at all, Just like, Hey,
everybody needs to settled down here.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
It's been a lot of swapping your body. Take home
that island. Ditche with you back in the mainland. Man,
they don't even got creams for it. Yeah, it's a statue,
it's the island.

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Ditch One more here, Corey J waiting for the highlight
reel of Kenzie slamming her what what is it? Kenzy
slamming her clown pocket on things? If this was a
true movie night, that would be the bonusy No American
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(28:07):
I love this city so much. I love it so much.

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Hey, we appreciate you listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast.
But it's not just listening to the show. It's seeing
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Speaker 12 (29:04):
Media, Mikey and Big Bob. It's Dan from Honda already
out here today. Oh boy, it feels like there's cream
corn fighting with potatoes out to fight over the swamp
over here.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Oh God, might bring me some ice cubes. Happy birthday.
It's not Bob's birthday. Bob's birthdays, New Year's Day, Uh yeah,
it's mikey Abob the Kiss Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
It's it's Bob's half birthday today. All right, everybody? What
you want to celebrate?

Speaker 1 (29:32):
It celebrate? Hell yeah, we don't need to celebrate your
half birthday. Your birthday is New Year's Day. But every
day this year people have been wishing Bob a happy birthdays.
It hasn't stopped. It's been half a damn year and
everybody's wishing Bob happy birthday. So I come in this
morning and our buddy pirate Ben has made you a
swung back. Oh my, okay, Uh he uses your government

(29:56):
name in here? Is that whatever? It's okay, right, Bobby Mason,
that's your real name.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Yeah, I hate to break this to everybody. We're really
Mike and Bob. That's our real name. We don't have
any weird radio names. We're just Mike and Bob. That's
who we are. So let's get to this. A song
for your half birthday, Bob.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Michael Jackson, I'm so sorry. Okay, hold on, I'm just
gonna stop it real quick right there, because it starts.
Did he apologize to Michael Jackson The Star?

Speaker 2 (30:24):
You can hear there might be some Billy Jean karaoke
music in the background, and yes, an apology to Michael
Jackson before we start here.

Speaker 8 (30:32):
Michael Jackson, I'm so sorry Bobby Mays. And it's your birthday.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Oh man.

Speaker 8 (30:39):
You're just the boy who has a man to go
left and your best friend is a rev. We say
your number, mom when my name goes number two.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Happy you have birthday, Bob. Here's doing another six months?
Why my catch you straight? Hey? Thanks Ben? Thanks man?

Speaker 2 (31:07):
My best friend is a gired magical song. No need
to apologize to Michael Jackson. I think that was a
proper tribute.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
I don't know if Michael Jackson is gonna sign off
on this here, Michael.

Speaker 8 (31:17):
Jackson, I'm so sorry, Bobby May.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Is your birthday.

Speaker 8 (31:24):
You're just a boy who has a magical and your
best friend is a dad.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
That's really good right there, It's not as good. It's
not his birthday, thank you. I mean, technically though, I'll
thank you. It's just half birthday today. It's a big,
big celebration day.

Speaker 8 (31:54):
All right.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
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and Bob. Pirates were ass last night. They got shut
out by the Phillies eight to nothing in in Philly,

(32:15):
and it's Skeens Night tonight, though Paul Skeen's Pirates have
lost eight straight games that Paul Skeens has started, so
he'll be on the mound tonight for the for them.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Buccos Ses hasn't given us superpowers lately.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Yeah, it's been a while. Yeah, I mean it just
seems like they haven't got it together when Skeen's pitch
is the thing that's you know, sort of plagued some
of his careers. So they'll be back at at Paul
Skeene's pitching for the Buckos tonight. Let's get to a
talkback message here through the free iHeartRadio app. As always,
if you want to be part of the show, just
getting on free iHeartRadio app when you're streaming the station

(32:56):
or the Mikey and Bob podcast. Just click that talkback
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it's just me and Bob in here. So you're like
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Speaker 2 (33:13):
So yesterday was Mikey's pooped his pants anniversary and Bob's
anniversary for his wedding.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Yeah, it was a very very special show today. That's
why we named the podcast simply Happy Anniversary, Bob's wedding anniversary.
And a year ago, I trusted a fart and poop
my pants light on the show, and I'm just I
was thinking it'd be so cool. And I know no
one's even gonna have the time to do it. But
if there was a Mikey.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
And Bob calendar, here we go of all the Mikey
and Bob dates, like Bob broke the.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Toilet, all that stuff was on there and we'd never
miss anything.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Oh that's not a bad idea.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
That's how how calendars have, like national holidays obviously, Yesterard
or whatever. Like, yeah, if we just put in all
our dates along with whatever else, be awesome, you know,
like you know dates that zers care about.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Start Steelers training camp.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
You know Mike he pooped his pants this and mister
Rogers birthday maybe.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Things like that. You can even have Bob's birthday just
put it every day of the year birthday, Bob.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Listen, Okay, the ultimate usually would be happy, Oh my god,
usually every day.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
How annoyed would people be? People love oh my god,
to be the best. People love it. How annoyed would
I be? Though the best? When is this gonna stop?
Is this ever gonna stop? Is this gonna carry us
for the rest of our our days? Is it always
gonna be your birthday? Every day? Every day? Dude?

Speaker 2 (34:38):
A calendar, if we did a calendar, okay, I mean
we've thought about this before.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
It just never has happened. It is so funny to
think of the calendar that has Pittsburgh specific dates on it,
like I need to know when Kenny Wood's open. Put
it on my calendar, you know. But to have every
day just say happy birthday, Bob every day?

Speaker 2 (34:59):
I mean, not just stuff that's happened on our show,
like Pittsburgh stuff too, like the sinkhole bus day.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Oh wow, yes, we should great stuff. We should be anniversaries.
We should be remembering, Yes, Fern Hollow Bridge collapse, like
things like that where we stop for a moment, think
about it and be like, oh man, that bridge day.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Pictures of us playfully posed every month, you know. Yeah,
tasteful party has some body hair. Yeah, it seems tasteful.
This seems tasteful, like a tasteful thing. This isn't gonna
be an erotic calendar or anything like that. And what
you'd classify as erotic smoked meats to some people, Yes,

(35:40):
some people will pay for that.

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It is a Summer of Kiss Fourth of July weekend
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You'll be hearing some of your favorite party songs, some
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(36:20):
It's Mikey and Bob and our buddy Brandon here, man,
he does not miss This guy's name is Taurus look
up on Instagram real names Brandon and he just he
just nails Pittsburgh. You know, it's just naturally funny and
so good. He put out a Fourth of July message,

(36:41):
you know, because you know, honestly, there's there's some things
going on in the country and a lot of people
are not proud of your Seeing the American flag might
make you feel some sort of way. Absolutely, I feel like, man,
it is very hard to unite the country at a
time like this. Maybe our soccer team can do it
with a win against Bosnia and Hurts a good at tonight.
It don't feel good. That is something we can all

(37:03):
get behind our our World Cup soccer guys.

Speaker 8 (37:06):
You know.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
But let's get to Brandon here with his video.

Speaker 11 (37:10):
Here, ladies and gentlemen, this is your friendly low American
reminder for the fourth of July coming up, one of
best holidays we freaking got around here. It's a friendly
reminder that you can still love your country while simultaneously
hating your government.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
You don't have to like what's going on.

Speaker 11 (37:29):
You don't have to like the gas prices, but you
do have to like hot dogs and cold.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Icy light and a freaking fool. You don't have to
like it.

Speaker 11 (37:36):
To the freaking countries at war. You do have to
like it when you see a bald eagle flying. I mean, look,
it's a freaking freaking majestic. It's not a vulterer, it's
not a paracube.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
It's a bald eagle.

Speaker 11 (37:47):
You don't have to like every single thing that's going on,
but be grateful that you don't have to eat freaking
beans on toast and rice and bananas for every freaking mission. Sure,
go out there, have yourself a wonderful haul holiday weekend
this week. Okay, hang out with the French, hang out
with the family, Go swim into freaking morn, go do
whatever you got do. You don't have to like everything

(38:09):
that's going on, but be grateful that it's not any
freaking worse.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Let's have a weekend. Man. Listen, that's USA, USA, USA, USA, man.
That is the inser USA message we all needed to
hear for Fourth of July. You ain't gonna like anything
that's going on. You might be mad. Stuff like this,
gas prices, camp high house, all this stuff going on, Beers,

(38:35):
hot dogs, eagles, thirty pack icya light and jumping the mob,
dipping in the mom might come out with a weird
rash on July fifth, but at least you were celebrating
on July fourth. It's gonna itch all right. Your chance
at Benson Boone tickets coming up around nine to thirty.
It is Mikey mom. Another chance for me to win

(38:56):
Benson Boone tickets coming up around nine thirty this morning.
Let's get to this.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
This is Missy from Naka.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
I'm Missy.

Speaker 5 (39:02):
Just want to let you know that I'm willing to
give up watching Kenzie scrub the floor with her crutch
for Benson Moone tickets because he is beautiful.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
It's not have a great day.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
It's not really, it's not what we're looking for for
Benson burn tickets. Uh yeah, I love Island USA. Contestant
Kenzie likes to do the splits and uh.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Over and over and over again, slamming on the ground.
It's Mikey Boby Kiss Morning Freak Show. Just incredible, insane
yins are breaking news this morning. Giant Eagle got sold
the Kroger for one point sixty five billion dollars. Kroger,
I gotta be awesome. Stunned. I think we're all a
little stunned. Like everybody that we've text this morning, it's

(39:45):
just we send the link, Johnny, that's old. Everybody's like
what usually cuss words follow, like get the bleep out right?
No bleep in way? What's happening though? Like I get
so confused with these big, multi billion dollar companies that

(40:08):
merge or get sold, Like does it mean now Kroger
is a big grocery store chain, Like there's some in
Ohio and in Michigan, and uh, you know, I don't
they're they're around right Midwest. It's a Midwest grocery chain.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
This is from CBS News, all right, Yeah, the whole
right up and like everything and all the quotes from
all the important people that matter. Sure, Kroger said they're
financing the transaction with cash, and it's expected to close
by twenty twenty seven. At this moment, it's unknown if
Giine Eagle stores will remain Giant Eagle or be transitioned

(40:44):
to all the Kroger. Dude, one point six five billion dollars.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
I mean they're going to change the name, aren't they.
You don't buy something for one point sixty five billion
just go keep a Giant Eagle.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
And I mean Kroger is all throughout I believe the
Midway right, like that's a huge Midwest.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Yeah, but Giant Eagles, I mean it's Pittsburgh. I'm aware.
I mean, I'm stunned.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
That's why. That's why stun too. The reaction to its
Holy bro.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
It's like it's like Cedar Point buying Kenny Wood and
being like, I'm just gonna make it a mini y
Iner Cedar Point, Like, I feel like we're at that
level of what that We're gonna what what? What? How?
I don't even know what to say. Yeah, I mean
a yinger staple that could possibly be wiped away. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
It says that you closed by twenty twenty seven or
close in twenty twenty seven and unknown if the Giant Eagle.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Name will will remain a lot of weird stuff going on. Man.
You know Circle K bought Get Go. We obviously been
working with Get Go for like a decade. It's like,
are they keeping them get gos? They switching to Circle K's, Like,
what's going on here? What's going on here? I'm stunned.
Giant Eagle got sold for one point six y five
to Kroger. Dude, you know what Kroger is too. Kroger

(42:04):
is one of those words that when I say it
too many times in a row, it sounds weird. Roger, Kruger, Kroger, Kruger, Kruger, Roger, Dad,
I can say it without he move my lips. Kruger, Krager, Kreuger, Kruger,
Krager Krager. Oh man, I don't know what's happening.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
We might be losing an inser institution here, everybody. We
might be losing giant Eagle. What what is happening? Oh not,
I feel about I'm stunning. Stunn Is always say right.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
That's unbelievable. That's a lot of money. I'm sure the
Facebook comments sections on the local news stations will be
okay with that. Oh yeah, they're probably great too. All right,
your chance at Benson Boone tickets coming up around nine thirty.
It's my Kim Bob. I feel like the mood, the
direction of the show has changed because there is big

(42:57):
yins are breaking news this morning. The Giant Eagle is
being sold to Kroger for one point six five billion dollars.
We might lose giant Eagle here. I'm not ready to
send Giant Eagle a crossroads.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
So okay, I mean it could be they haven't announced
it yet obviously what they're planning to do, because the
deal was just announced this morning, but he says it's
unknown if they'll I mean, they didn't come out and
specifically say, hey, we're keeping We're just we're just acquiring
Giant Eagle. We're keeping Giant Eagle. Giant Eagle. That wasn't
in the press release.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Kruger didn't come out and say Giant Eagle is a
staple in Pittsburgh. We're buying it, but we ain't changing it.
You know, dude, There's there's this happening. There's Wegmans that's
supposed to be going in. Weans is coming right myyer Myer.
They acquired their land out by Cranberry. Dude, are we
the center for the grocery store wars? I feel like

(43:49):
that's too many grocery brands in one area. There's a lot.
I feel like most areas got like two or three.
Like how shopping, say, you're gonna survive out here in
this environment? You know, shop and saving I gosh uons,
Oh my gosh, what are we gonna do with the kNs.
That's crazy though. Yeah, yeah, I mean I don't feel

(44:12):
like I want them to get rid of the Giant
Eagle name. But that does not sound just like it's
gonna be going in that direction, I imagine.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
I mean, I don't there has to be like a
Kroger is a huge grocery store. They gotta have their
own products and like they do. Yeah, just like right,
so I imagine like there. I don't know, it's just weird.
It's weird how everything it all feels weird, does feel weird.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
It all feels weird, does feel weird. I'm not geez hey, uh,
I know this like just broke this morning, this news.
Do you think you can go through some local news
Facebook comments section and we uh we may be end
the show today with some Giant Eagles sold to Kroger
Facebook comments. I know it just happened, but I feel

(44:55):
like before the end of the show, we need Yinser's
instant reaction to Gianty being sold to Kroger for one
point sixty five billion dollars.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
H yeah, I just logged in and the first one
I see here is a.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Guy named Mark.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Mark Mark says, I talked to you, gentlemen about a
year ago in Cranberry, Giant Eagle, when I was making
a delivery, okay, and.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
He told me this wasn't the words. This guy knew.
This guy had the inside inser information at Kroger's coming
to town a bunch of a year ago.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
He told He told him, he told him it was
in the works that the delivery docsygers.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Hey, over here, I got some hot news for you.
Wearing a trench coat, crosser. If there's something underneath or not, Hey,
come over here. Krogers. Is it Kroger? Is it Kroger's Kroger? Well,
it's it's gonna be Kroger. It's Kroger. But we're gonna
put the s on it. Dude, all right, listen, they
already got that Bill Kroger's crying. Hold on, stop real quick. Now,

(45:58):
maybe we need to rethink this. We can easily put
an ass on the end of it, like we do
with Giant Eagles, Sally Wiggins, all these it it does,
it does on Kroger's. Hey, by the way, I got
a d M from another Yanser institution, Sarah's Candies. Really yeah,

(46:23):
you know, we were talking about ice cream flavors last week
on the show and I said I really want a
strawberry pretzel salad ice cream flavor. Oh yeah, yeah. They
sent me a message. Hey, Mikey, we heard that strawberry
pretzel salad made your list of top five ice cream
flavors that you want. Since you're a fan, we want
to let you know we're featuring a limited time strawberry
pretzel salad Sunday all July. We love to invite you

(46:45):
to stop buy and give it a try. Let us
know if you're interested. That is the message I got
from Sarah's Candies. Okay, did you get well? Is that
like a would you get the Golden Ticket? Is that
like a Willy Wonka? Well invite? I did not see
the message for a couple days. I wrote them back
last evening from my garage, and I wrote, I'm just

(47:12):
seeing this this morning. I failed every single one of
you by not responding to this sooner. Thank you so
much for the offer, But most ice cream makes me poop,
and IENs are kind of far away from my house.
Swiftly slash Frankie Park. I never in my life, and

(47:35):
although however many years I've lived there, called Franklin Park,
Frankie Park, do we need to take your phone away
in the garage, Bud.

Speaker 13 (47:42):
I would really be rolling the dice, and that in
parentheses I put brown dice.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Perhaps I said this d under the Sarah's Candy account.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
When they invited me over for ice cream, we had
a golden ticket to the chocolate factory, and you may
have blew it. I said, one day, though, I shall
send a message and it'll say, hey, it's me your
tall pal, Mikey. I would like to see the ice
cream please. Oh my god. There a response.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
I said, I cannot wait for that day. Thank you
for caring enough to message me. That was my response.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Was there anything better to a DM from Sarah's Candy?
No radio silence so far? Tell you just listen say
Sarah's Candy. Me and Bob are gonna come over and
chocolate factory Sunday, real soon. I gotta tell you a
long way to Frankie Park. I'm not sure if I'm
I can roll in brown dice. I can't believe giann

(48:41):
Eagle got sold the Kroger. What the hell is happening
around here? Stunning the injured news Today Giant Eagle is
sold to Kroger chain of grocery stores in the Midwest
for one point sixty five billion dollars. No report yet
on whether or not they keep the name or anything

(49:03):
like this, But Marty Griffin from katie K he he
posted the name will remain, Giant Eagle employees will not
be affected. The massive size of Kroger's buying power will
allow Giant Eagle lower prices. Has he got inside sources?

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Maybe I don't know, but that's the only place I'm
seeing that they're keeping the name. The other local websites
are saying they haven't announced yet if they're gonna remain
Giant Egeles or go to Kroger's. Yeah, I don't know
if I'm I just read p XI they said nothing's
been announced yet, so I don't know. If I don't know,
if I'm taking the news from the guy who's best
known for taking videos of people pooping on the street

(49:45):
downtown as my source for the Giant Eagle billion dollar deal.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
None of the news outlets have it. But guy who
watches unhoused people poop on the street, he knows the one,
the one who knows. Okay, Bud.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Maybe either way, it's stunning news for for insers today,
like that giin Eagle got sold the Kroger one point
six five billion dollars. Bob off the Air is giggling
to himself because he is currently he's in the mud
right now.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
He's in the weeds, he's in the swamp.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
He is in local news Facebook comments about Giant Eagle
being sold to Kroger.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
We are going to read those around nine towards the
end of the show. Okay, right now, though, it's time
to say something nice. We love to hear your say
something nice messages because a lot of times there's just
bad stuff going on world. Having a bad day here, jeez,

(50:48):
falling off world scary. Sometimes you just need to hear
somebody say something nice. Here we go, say something nice,
say something nice.

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Going here here, We just wanted to we say something nice,
say something nice.

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Okay, we want to say something, say something nice, say
something nice. And my son would like to say something nice. Okay,
have a great day. I love you guys.

Speaker 13 (51:21):
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say something nice.

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Listen, this simple, most easiest. Quickly say something nice. Message
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Speaker 7 (51:37):
That's all you need. Kindness, You have a great day
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We're all in this together. Have a great day.

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Say something nice, Say something nice. Your chance at Benson
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for over a billion and a half dollars or read

(52:09):
the local news Facebook comments about Giant Ego possibly going No,
I can't go going to Croker all right? Facebook comments
coming up. Six one kiss TMZ is reporting that, uh,

(52:32):
the Taylor Swift Travis Kelsey wedding that's supposed to be
taking place, you know on July third at Madison Square Garden.
TMZ said they have a castle now too. Wait, they
have a Catholic inside Masson Square guard. They're building the castle.
They built the castle. Man, there's like things labeled garden
party and everything. I mean, everything's been rumors. But I

(52:54):
saw that there was this like stage building facility outside
of Philadelphia. Yeah, yeah, was.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Building them some type of set. So it wasn't build
my castle.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
I don't know, man. They both got crazy money. You know,
they're both rich. And Famous Castle. Huh sounds like something
that'd be filmed for Disney Plus, So careful, they better
not let me see this wedding. Okay, all right, I'm
gonna start believing in true love again. It might be
real if I get to see this wedding. It's supposed
to be happening, though all the breadcrumbs are leading us

(53:27):
to believe it's Taylor and Travis's wedding. Weekend, it's mikey
Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Free show.
We'll give you a shot at Benson Boone tickets coming
up in just a minute here. But Bob just made
the comment to me. He said, I think for a
lot of people in Pittsburgh, we are your group chat.
So when something happens in the morning, Yeah, when we're

(53:47):
here in our shows on AH, I tell Mike and Bob.
I mean even sometimes they're just listening to pot I
tell MIKEA andh Bob, I gotta tell Mikeabob.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
You might text your friends, but then you're just like, hey,
you gotta tell Michael Bob, I got gotta talkback message.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Yeah, seriously, and the big breaking news this morning, it's crazy,
Like I didn't know this is coming. I had no clue.
We're gonna walk in here today and Ginet Eagle will
be sold. Giant Eagle sold the Kroger, which is of course,
big chain of grocery stores in the Midwest.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
A lot of times our show just is one big
inter group chat.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
It is. This is a good way to describe our show,
just sort of inter group chat, because the group chat
can be, you know, off the rails plenty of time.
Sometimes the group chat informs you something you probably learned
from us or a group chat. This morning, the Giant
Eagle got sold the Kroger for one point six five
billion dollars. Let's get to some talkback messages here, brought

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to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
If you saw Roger is buying for one point five
one point six something like that billion dollars, We're gonna
have to listen to Facebook comments on this.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
See everybody knows exactly See this is what This is
what you get when you do the show long enough.
Everybody knows the notes that we play. Everybody knows. Everybody knows.
When you come through the drive through window, we got
your order ready for you, because you know what the
Burgers tastes like when you're listening to Mikey and Bob.

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You know, damn well, we're cooking up Facebook comments right
now for Giant Eagle being sold to Kroger.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Good morning, Mikey, involve It is me, Stephanie.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
I don't know if you boys heard or not.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Oh yeah, but Kroger just fun.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
I don't know if you.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Guys know that yet, Love you guys. I don't know
how we're taking this as yinsers. I mean, I think
we all just want better grocery prices. Sure, and some
grocery competition definitely helps. The grocery wars that are gonna
happen here in the next decade are gonna be biblical,

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biblical grocery wars. Dude, It's probably good for everybody, right wegman,
Giant Eagle, Kroger, all of it, new ones moving in. Yeah,
that should be good. We'll see, man, We'll see. Uh. Yes,
the much anticipated Kroger buys Giant Eagle. Stunning local news

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Facebook comments are coming up next here on the show.
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Speaker 1 (56:31):
Some stunning ins or news this morning.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Uh, Giant Eagle has been sold to Kroger for one
point sixty five billion dollars.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
No official announcement. If the Giant Eagle name is staying
or going, I would say it's probably over. But who
knows what Kroger's intentions are. I would think you buy
Giant Eagle, though you just spread more Kroger.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
I mean, if you're spending over a billion dollars, I
would think it event get fair.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Right, Yeah, we got grocery wars happening in Pittsburgh. Giant
Eagle gets sold to Kroger. Wegman's is coming in, Myers
coming in you got all the you got? You know
the shop at saves kings Kins. Jeez, I don't know
how to take this man. This is this is weird.
It could be the end of an air for Giant

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inglea here time Giant Eagle sold to Kroger. And then
we read the local news Facebook comments section. If you will,
oh boy, going to a view dog place on the internet.

Speaker 6 (57:32):
It's time for nty six to one kiss Facebook comments.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
An absolute Pittsburgh staple. Our grocery store Giant Eagle sold
to Kroger for one point six five billion dollars. We're
in the local news Facebook comments here, Kathy s what
about my fuel part? Kaffy.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Settle down that, Kathy. You're gonna have time to take
care of all that, okay, mark A.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
I talked to a gentleman about a year ago in Cranberry, Johnny,
when I was making a delivery. He told me this
was in the works, oh man, inside in fun, inside sources, inside.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
He told me Leah w you can't say Kroger with
the yinzer accent.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
I'm gonna miss gold. All right, Listen, how are we
gonna say Kroger. He's gonna be put the ass on it.
That's how you make your Pitchburg. You put the ass
at Kroger's.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Kroger's got on gunna Krogers.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Kimberly be here, what the hell is happening? It's stunning.
It's when you first see the new stunning. It's stunning, stunning. Listen.
Usually I'm against people doing all caps in the Facebook
comments section. Case, settle down, Facebook comments. You need caps
for this. You need all caps, China soda. Kroger a

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man to see in local media's Facebook comments. For those
of us born in the seventies, I remember there was
a Kroger around Pittsburgh as a kid, and my pap
and I used to sing their jingle, Let's go Kroger Ring.
Kroger gonna come in here with a banger of a jingle. Two,
let's go Kroger ing?

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Is it Let's go Kroger ring? I don't know it
kind of it flows good, right, I don't know. I
just read it as because you know, let's go back man.
Giant Eagle sold the Kroger Facebook comments.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Victoria B. I worked at Giant Egle for seven years.
The whole time I worked there, this was talked about,
this was rumored about. It's crazy to see it's actually happening.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Oh my godnn there's been Kroger rumbling and they get
out and break room and that's what they chat about.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
Sam asked here freaking ruling my day, So it's could
be Giant Egle to me, way to ruin my day?
Keith Allen the Facebook comments here after Johnny we had
sold the Kroger break back plastic bags. You want to
win over. Really, he's not worried about the name. That's

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all it's gonna take. Dude, Pittsburgh Staple maybe going away,
and all you care about is plastic bags. Keith, Come on, Mike,
al I guess we all feel guilty about shopping at Wagman's.
Now listen, man, the grocery battles are white on it's on.
I guess. I mean, I hope we all just get
lower prices, but I'm not sure. Get out there and

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get some strange the grocery store and get out there
on these st weird. This weirdre Listen, I've been with
the same grocery store for decades. Now weird. This is
good if you I'm not used to touching a different
chopping cart. John Evil shopping car. Man, It's gonna be
real weird. I'm not sure if I'm ready to get
some strange at the grocery store. Time. All right, one

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more here. Johnny Egle gets sold to uh Kroger for
over a billion and a half dollars. Facebook comments Pam E.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
So my only question is, okay, are they changing the
bakery butter cream?

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Oh my god, they only questions. They better not change
it because if they do, I am done going there.

Speaker 13 (01:01:16):
But no, you change that Bankery butter Cream, don't tell
you lose Pam Pam Sweet butter Urie changed the name
on forever, change the butter cream.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
And Miss Giant Agle and Miss Giant Angle. We just
said Gigle the crossroads.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
That may have been the most stunning crossroads of all time.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
There Gigle got sold to Kroger. What the hell is happening?

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
The Giant Eagle news really derailed the last part of
our show, right, Like dude, I think the Giant Eagle
news derailed everybody's morning.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
It's like, what hell, It's Mikey Bob the Kiss Morning
for each show the news this morning, Giant Eagle sold
to Kroger for one point sixty five billion dollars. Wild
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is where we need to be. Need to beat Bosnia
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Need to get it, need to get it. Boy, So
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we ain't bad at soccer, We're in a soccer super parot.
We're for real over here. Yeah, we'll see Also, summer
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Giant Eagle Facebook comments, we read Love Island USA movie
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we got like we got a few days off here
right coming up for Fourth of July weekend, our big
summer vacation break.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
How many holidays, A couple of days off, a little
time off hang with So if.

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There's a regular day where you should be getting a podcast.
There's not an episode just nowhere on summer breaking in.
It's free, but we come back. I think we're getting.

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Vehicles from cee Oarparado group. We've never had vehicles before.
I think we're getting loner vehicles that they're gonna deliver
to what's and drive around beautiful thing. It's gonna be fun.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
Your boys have never had that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
No, No, your boy's been making cars, swimming, swimming in
new water.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Waters. What do you want to name the podcast today? Bob,
make it good. Flying Guinea Pig in my Kroger clown Pocket.
What an incredible name, combining a lot of things there.
Yesterday's podcast name was Happy Anniversary. Today it's Flying Guinea
Pig and my Kroger clown pocket clown. Okay, real quick,

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one more talkback message before we get out of here.

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I just realized it's July first. You know what that means.
Happy half birthday, mister Bob. There we go, uh movers. Listen,
we made it six months. You know what that means.
We got to keep this train rolling. Baby. Happy early birthday.

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Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Hey, great job, everybody. Bob's birthday is new Year's Day.
Thank you for the past six months you've wished him
happy birthday every day on the show. You got six
more months to go. What happens on September third? When
it's my birthday? Is it also your birthday? To day?

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
Twins Man September third, we're usually off for labor day.

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Birthday, Twins, you got a labor w kst f M,
Pittsburgh ninety six, one kiss,