Furry Cave Crotch

Thanks For Listening - Say Something Nice about someone or something good going on in your life - Click the little mic on the iHeartRadio App and send us a talkback message - Podcast Sponsored By Our Friends at C. Harper Auto Group

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well nine morning freakshow, f F and f f N
f f N f f N bob f f N Yeah, dude,
it's f f N week, Bud, fireworks, furries, noa con
f f and afaf fan. Oh what a week. It's

(00:25):
a magical week.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
We got right.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Uh, the furry conventional be in town this this week
and this weekend. Start seeing some first suitors walking around downtown,
probably like Wednesday issue Buddy and fireworks of course, you
know Pittsburgh.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
We're good at that biggest one's ever, whether it's Zambelly's
or somebody.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Else, big show ever.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Oh my god, it's making fireworks just play of all
time out there. Oh my gosh, air balloon up.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Geez. All right, So wait, Ferris oil, f fireworks, furries fair.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Now, Ferris Wheels not good enough to be in the
f's now, Ferris Wheels not on the level.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
It's it's the yank one too, right.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
It's not a permanent one that's supposed to be up
on the esplanade north side.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
We haven't achieved that yet.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Okay, no yanky Ferris Wheel doesn't get in the Uh, fireworks,
furries and Noah con mentioned. Those are the three things also,
uh wait, f f n s swampy yuck. This week's
weather looks gross. I know we all, we all want summer.
We're all, oh, yeah, when it's really cold on take

(01:38):
ninety degrees right now, No, get it out of here,
too hot, heat index into the hundreds. Yeah, it's gonna
be like triple swampy sweaty. Let me tell you. Keep
an eye on the damn furries. Okay, everybody's got to
be vigilant. Those furries are gonna overheat this week, all right.
Treat them like a damn pet. Yeah, treat them like pet,

(02:00):
even though we know they're humans in there.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Treat them like a passion on street water. Give him
a drink, give them they might drink out of a
bowl to give him a drink. Let him do what
they want to do, but keep the furries hydrated.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
This week F S fury, firework, spurries, swamby, swamp f
f and f fuff haa week just here, Pittsburgh.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Kiss.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Congratulations to the Hoffmann family. Congratulations to Penguins head coach
Dan Muse. Congratulation to uh the man who runs the
hockey ops, Kyle Dubis. Congrats Dubes. It's twins.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Oh my gosh, we got twins. You got him Bowl
fouls a you got him bowl?

Speaker 5 (02:49):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
How do we do that? How do we draft twins?
I don't know you can draft twins. I like this
guy enough, Let's get him. Let's get him again. Run
it back, Run it back. NHL draft was uh was
over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
The Penn's draft Liam Rock, right winger, in the first
round on Friday, and then they draft his identical twin
brother Marcus Rock in the second round on Saturday.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Like, not only are they identical twins, but they're there's
something called mirror twins, which makes them like super rare.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
I guess wait that's a thing. Yeah, yeah, I saw
a whole like video about him. Yeah, I saw a
video of h I saw a video of someone just
saying how funny it's going to be when if gedty
Malcolm has to try to tell them apart. Yeah, I
mean Gino, geez, is anybody gonna be able to tell
them apart? I'm sure they've pulled some fast ones in
their day, you know, but like Gino is gonna be

(03:47):
so con Nobody should even tell Gino that they drafted twins.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
They should just show up and and stun him. Uh.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah, it's pretty cool though. I guess these guys are
pretty good. And uh, I don't know if they'll be
with the Pens this.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Year, but yeah, I doubt it. They're young. Yeah, well
hockey goes. Yeah, we'll see how that all works out.
But it's just uh, you know, and with hockey, it's
like you don't know who's playing in the minors and
stuff like that for the most part. But yeah, it was. Uh.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
I don't pay a lot of attention to the NHL Draft,
but when it happens, it's like, dude, we got.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Twins wins mirrored twins in the first and.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Second round, not like we're doing late round. Oh go
get his brother, Like no first and second round pick.
It's Mikey, Bob Kiss Morning freak Show.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Let's get to our buddy Doug here talk back messages
brought to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 6 (04:36):
Hey, Mikey and Bob Dug form me in DC watching
the NHL Draft and it has to be the worst
number one overall pick announcement ever for Gavin McKennon.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
That feels so bad for this kid working his whole life.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Wait, Gavin McKinnon is the kid out of Penn State,
right drafted number one overall by Toronto.

Speaker 6 (04:54):
Yeah draft and number one overall, and have the commissioner
announce it, and they bring out Justin Bieber who seems
like he has no clue what he's doing all script
and just says, mister McKenna, come on off.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
It's iconic.

Speaker 6 (05:08):
Also, leave it to the NHL to be the league
that gets better performers to make picks at the draft
than to actually do what they do and perform at
their All Star Game event. Last year, Celine Dion in Montreal.
This year, Justin Bieber like, no, get out of here,
come on, NHL, Doug.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
It's the NHL. I kind of like the Biaber pick
of cool.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
If they can get Justin Bieber to anything like Bieber's
Bieber's like massive Coachella headliner level. If they can get
him to do anything they have to, I have to.
I thought it was pretty cool. Yeah, I thought it
was fine. The NHL is involved in drafts whatever. He's

(05:51):
not wrong by saying the NHL is years behind every
other league trying to do anything cool. But but Justin
Bieber is also not going to play like intermiss, you know,
the NHL All Star Game or whatever. Hey, Benson Boone
is coming next Tuesday, July seventh, to the Arena. We
got your chance at tickets this morning, Benson Boone.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
That's another one that's like crazy, sold out and everything.
Seven thirty and nine thirtieth morning, it's Mikey.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
And Bob Basics like head. Bob is currently over there
getting caught up on Love Island, USA, where Meg the
Stallion made an appearance, and Bob just told me she was, uh, well,
go ahead, Bob, clap with her hands. She was clapping
with her butt cheeks. Dude, I mean you can do that.
You can clap with that, I mean I can. Yeah,

(06:36):
you know.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
Stallion moves before.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
It's quite the skill though.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Yeah, she wasn't gonna be like on Love Island, USA
as like a a person who's like in the villa
or anything like that.

Speaker 7 (06:49):
Right.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
She was just on there to you know, be a
like special guest. Okay, all right, I'll just say she
wasn't like, hey, let's get down here, right, She just
walked in.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Like a yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
But the guy's reactions when she walked in, I think
they thought she was in Okay, like.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
She's single now she broke up with that NBA dune
Clay Thompson at my end, Joy to the Island and
Love Island USA.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Still uh, still out here doing it. It's Mikey Bob
the ninety six one Kiss Morning Free Show.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Let's get to a.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Talkback message brought to us by the Pavement Group's our buddy, George.

Speaker 8 (07:20):
I was going on fellow George here catching up on
Friday Mornings podcast.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah. Now, I know y'all don't do birthday shoutouts, and.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
That's all well and good, okay, But as of Monday,
I will be forty six.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Happy birthday, George. Happy birthday, George, Happy birthday, George. We
usually don't do birthdays, but you you George, Happy birthday.
And as a Friday, my wife Gina will be forty oh,
Happy birthday Gina.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
On Friday, Gina and George, Gina and George.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Bob, you got two more birthday twins, man, Okay, don't
take it birthday twins.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
No, it's not birthday twins, George, because Bob's birthday is
uh is uh is New Year's Day. Happy birthday, George,
Happy birthday George. And let's get to another talkback message.
Here's everybuddy Troy.

Speaker 9 (08:03):
Mikey, Bob Troy here.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
I'm pretty behind on the.

Speaker 9 (08:07):
Podcast, but and I know he's always like to talk
yourselves down. Don't think you're that special or important.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
But I just want to make sure he gets known.

Speaker 9 (08:16):
At any given time, anywhere between five hundred to ten
thousand of us, depending on if you know he's at
work or he's around for the moment.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
At any given.

Speaker 9 (08:25):
Time, we will form a mob wait good or whoever
needed and beat the absolute at whoever needs it burned down,
whatever building needs it. We're riding friggins about whatever.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (08:38):
Like I said, it was like to play yourselves down,
but you got an army behind you for sure. We're
about whatever, do whatever it takes. The backup our boys, lad.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Hell yeah Troy. I don't know what inspired that, but
I respected Troy. I respect it.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
He's back far in the podcast and heard something where
he was like, ah, nobody messing with my guys.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
It's like I got at least five hundred maybe ten thousand.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
Won't burn it.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Down whatever you want. At any given time. If we
say the word in Pittsburgh, we will have a mob
of people that are ready to beat the absolute bleep
out of somebody or burn down buildings. What all right,
We're two very loving gentlemen here, So if we could
get a group together like that, we'd probably all go
plant flowers or something.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Your chance to win twenty five hundred dollars this morning
as we continue our two hundred fifty k USA giveaway.
Around eight ten and Benson Boone, it's like pretty much
sold out next Tuesday at the arena. Chance for tickets
around seven thirty, nine thirty. It's Mikey Bob ninety eight
Line Cass.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
I'm Mikey bum Podcast.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
It's oppressive heat week here in Pittsburgh. It's just gonna
be gross out. Heat index up to the triple digits.
There's air quality elevation to the high levels. Air quality
is gonna suck the next few days. It's swampy pants week.
Code red heat advisory. Uh today, Tomorrow and Wednesday. Yeah,

(10:06):
it ain't great out there. It's uh, it's it's kinda
just nasty hot.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
It's Mikey Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning
Freak Show. Bob.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
It's time to check in with Pittsburgh Police Scanner again.
A couple of people who listen to the scanner and
report on things that uh, you know, people call the copsport.
They have their own website pghdsh Scanner dot com.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
They do a great job on social media, just letting
everybody know what's happening in and around our city. From
the Pittsburgh Police Scanner.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
The only thing remotely interesting was somebody getting drunk, pooping
themselves in a pleat pizza place uptown, and then calling
nine to one. Yeah, they called on themselves after they
pooped their pants. Yeah, it says they panic called nine
one one, panic scat. The following was I was hoping
there'd be more to the day than just this, but

(10:56):
here we are, all right. So that's our our friends
at the scanners just going, that's all we got is
somebody pooped their.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
Pants and a pizza place uptown. They didn't call fane,
the pizza was bad or anything. They were just in
a panic because they pooped their pants. I didn't call
nine one one when I pooped my pants on the
way to work.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
It's not something you take the OL. You take the
OL and you said something happened with my body where
I didn't make it.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
You don't call the cops because you pooped your pants today.
They were drunk, though, so they probably didn't know what's
going on.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Maybe they got drunk, passed out, woke up and there
was pooping their pants, and they saw somebody else must
have pooped my pants.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Also happening around our city, Oh.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Station Square callers reporting a woman with yoga pants and
a sports bra was standing on the train tracks playing
chicken with them playing.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
She's also showing the engineers what's under the bra. Oh
my god, dude, I've never heard of this before.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Uh, huh, I've heard of people playing chicken before. Where
maybe she was.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Doing the you know the horn pole, the International horn
pole signed yeah, when a train weren't honking, So she's like,
that's not working. Let me show them my honkers. Obviously

(12:16):
it probably worked.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
I heard of people playing chicken before. I've never heard
a nipple chicken. No, that's what's happening in and around
our city.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
I guess time.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
If you miss any of our live show, you can
always get caught up with the Mikey and Bob podcast
on our free iHeartRadio app and Ladies and Gentlemen, we
got a podcast sponsors.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
We do.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
It's pretty awesome. Yeah, all right, clap it up, go
buy some vehicles. See Harper Auto Group now the official
sponsor of the mike Yimbob Pop Hell yeah. We've worked
with Sea Harper Auto Group before in the past. Great
relationship with them and everything. Glad they're on board sponsoring
the Mikey and Bob Podcast. Thanks to everybody over at

(13:12):
the Sea Harper Auto Group always for their their support
of our.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Show and what we do.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
It is Mikey and Bob, the ninety six to one
Kiss Morning Freak Show. Bob, it's hot and sweaty and
swampy out. It's gonna be a oppressively hot week here
in uh in Western Pa. Just heated decks like one
hundreds just you know, all the severe weather, oppressive hot,

(13:40):
make sure you hydrate and pets and old people and
all that.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
It's the week for this, you know. And man, I'm
telling you, like watch the Furries.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Watch when the Furries start coming into town for Anthrocon
this week out series.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Noah Con too.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
If you at to know a con show, uh, you know,
on July third, just watch out for each other. That's
gonna that's a long day there on a hot day.
Uh Noah Con by the way, was talking about his
tour and just how hot it is.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
He's gonna be insane, how sweaty and swamp asked I
get this summer. You're gonna be seeing levels of chafing
and levels of boy contact heat rash use that haven't
been seen in thousands of years, since the since the
dawn of the cave, back when they had to.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Wear those wine cloths. I can only imagine how sweaty
they were getting.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
The music is good too, The show is amazing, Like
I'm kicking things over, I'm climbing up, playing all a
song as you love.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
It's gonna be satisy, but just I almost don't even
care about that.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
I'm just thinking about how it's gonna feel on my
thighs and and what my thighs are gonna look like at.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
The end of all of this, at the end of August,
my thighs are gonna be at their own end.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
That's noa Con telling you all about. Here's here's tour. Hey,
we're cave crotch weather cave crotch, dude, that's the worst,
that's the peak. Nothing stinkier than cave. No, nothing is
worse than cave cross back in cavetimes.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Oh my gosh, even know to walk you imagine the
smells of cave crotch. It would just sit in like
a stream and be like it's clean, it's coming with
it wasn't clean. It's coming for us, Cave Crotch Man Krod.
Noah CON's Cave Crotch is coming to town.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Sold out to it sold out it is. People are
paying five hundred bucks a ticket to see to listen
to Cave crops sing his summer songs. Dude.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
By the way, somebody poop their pants at the Noah
Con concert and it's become a thing. We will get
to that coming up around seven ten.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Right now, it is time to take you back to
a moment in the show that made us laugh, made
us smile, And we're taking your way back for today
in free show History. Today, here we go today history.

Speaker 10 (15:53):
History.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Every now and then for today in free show History,
we go way back, way back.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
It used to be a woman who called her show
all the time.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
Her name was Eileen from Black Ox, and she would
always get real sweaty in the summertime and always warned
us about the heat in what she called swampy pants month.

Speaker 11 (16:16):
Swomping up months coming up, swampy pants month, that is
when eighties and nineties comes. People better have a lot
of effort and the stuff. I guess when that month comes,
the swampy pants months coming up.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
I thought, you don't want to hear that one swampy
pants month, that's what I call it.

Speaker 11 (16:39):
I guess change and clothes a lot when that month comes.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Talk to everything, Happy swampy pants months the next month,
and now I'm.

Speaker 11 (16:48):
Always changing talk one's on it. It's all sweating up
and they hate not to change it all the time.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
I can only imagine what about the swampy pants.

Speaker 11 (16:57):
Thanks someone that shorts his sweaty sometimes skits sweaty and too.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
During uh, during swampy pants month? About how many times
a day are you changing due to sweat.

Speaker 11 (17:09):
Maybe sometimes twice and sauce to hit and sweaty. I
have to change them. There's my feet?

Speaker 1 (17:15):
What a lot? Now if you go a whole day
without changing your pants during swampy pants month, what does
it smell like?

Speaker 11 (17:23):
I'd say, well bad, That's why I got a worst
every day. If I had the sauce and of sweaty
talks and.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
As personal hygiene is a fun thing. Yeah, the BT
Awards were on last night. Uh, Drewsky hosted it and
he you know, he has that one skit with the
uh the preacher at the Mega church and everything. Yeah,

(17:52):
Drewsky opened the show and he's flying over the crowd,
which is fine. We've seen that before. You know, people
hooked the wires all that stuff. Yeah, Rick Ross I
think thought he was flying. You gotta look up the
clip online because everybody else, like god, Rick Ross is
like he's flying, I mean done. I don't know what

(18:14):
Rick Ross takes or anything, but when you see Rick Ross,
he looked like he thought.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
The Drewsky was really it was all real.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
He did a Joe Jackson skit that's like getting a
lot of play online to uh Keky Palmer. There was
a point where Drewsky's just going through the crowd and
then Keky Palmer kind of put him in his place.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
No, my bad, bad, I've been drunk.

Speaker 12 (18:35):
This should have been my gig. What the hell would
they have you hoped? And this is the problem, debb
be tripping because this should have been made. I got it,
I got it. This next performance is by a Gramil
Walman who can't dripping it has been up to this stuff.
Give it up for the one.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Holy Keky Palmer is great.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Yeah, Keiki cut A hosted but man Drewsky. He doesn't
miss very much right now. And you know that's what
you want after an award show. You want to get
people talking and you know people be passing around the
Drewski skits all day Today. Album of the Year went
to Clips. Let God sort them out. I ain't arguing
with that. That's one of my favorite albums of like
the last decade. I love that album.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Now let's get to Noah Kan here on the Kiss
Morning Freak Show. It's Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Noah Kan, of course, is playing a massive sold out
show at panc Park July third.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
He was just in Philly a few days ago. It's
just unbelievable, Like.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Did you see the video of the shake, Like we've
only experienced the shake one time? Yeah, the Taylor Shake
where it felt like an earthquake and damn acres. Sure Yeah,
we saw act for sure. Shake like the floor was
moving there you're standing there. Second night of the Aras
Tour Love Story, Yeah, yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Bow me out.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
You're just trying to stand there. Everything's shaken. Never seen
the building shake like that before. He was shaking the building.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Video of somebody under the second deck like in the
in the first first section there it's moving. Look the
hup took took film of it. The whole thing is
just moving along.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Noacan's tour is giving me Taylor swift eras tour vibes. Yeah,
where it's like, hey, everybody, this is good vibes and
sing along here. If you ain't for that, get out
of here because.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
We we need a summer show to sort of make
us off.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
I'm I'm man, I'm not gonna be in town for NOA.
Kon Man going out of towne well, summer vacation and
I'm gonna miss it. I love Noah Coon manp actually, since.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
No kon Bob is just like us, love to laugh
at poop jokes man, no con Hell, Yeah, somebody pooped
their pants at the NOA Coon show in Philly.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
There was video of somebody it looked like they had
shaken a log or two out of their shorts, really
did and it was on the.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Ground and then video got out.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Yeah, it caused Noacon to post online. If you have
to poop the show. Please, dear God, just go to
the bathroom. I've pooped my pants as much as the
next twenty.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Nine year old.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
But you guys got to understand there's a venue worker
out there with a thousand yard stare after dealing with that.
So of course that went super viral online. Don't poop
your pants at the Noah Khan Show. And then he
was just last night in Toronto. You know who's up
in Canada. Before he comes down here and address the

(21:26):
crowd about pooping their pants, I.

Speaker 10 (21:29):
Swear I will not my pants, and if I do,
I won't take it from my pants and put it.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
On the floor.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Just okay, okay. Now he's getting a call. He gets
calls during his show, and he answers it. It's kind
of a funny part of the show.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
The National Center for IVS and Diarrhea. Oh no, he's
oh he's got the Diarrhea Center calling it during the
Toroh no, what do they want to say? It's actually
from yes, I'm so sorry. All right? There he goes
noa con He's telling you, hey, you know what I
was wrong? What in for a dolls did deal with
colitis and diarrhea? Bleep all you bleep and want Hey listen,

(22:19):
let's not try to outdo Philly Pittsburgh. Okay, Philly is
the show that kicked off the Noah con fans pooping
on the floor. Yeah, we don't. Let's not follow it all.
We don't need to continue that trend because then we're
gonna be marked as a stint if it happens in Philly.
And and Pittsburgh were marked as a sting.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
And we know how expensive these tickets are, so imagine
the people sitting all around you.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
They don't want to smell poop. Well, alsoake your way
to the bathroom. Yeah, you know if you miss a
song or two, you know, look at the set list
and then you decide what what songs? What portion of
the Noacan show?

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Can I go to the bathroom?

Speaker 3 (22:54):
I'm telling you, I gotta throw the warning out there
at Pittsburgh, let's not be the Noah coon poopy pants city.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
All right, Philly's already got the title. Let's leave him
have it.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
I know you're excited, maybe got a little excited stomach.
Then you're there with your friends dancing and jumping around.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Everybody's dehydrating. It's hot at diary, diary when you're dehydrated,
maybe maybe wear dipe Nope, no diapers.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
No go in the toilet, everybody. We don't need another
incident like happened in Philly. All right, another big, massive
show that's coming next Tuesday to the arena. Benson Boone
is basically like all sold out. We got tickets around
seven thirty and nine thirty.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
It's Mike ym Bob.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
We will have your chance at Benson Boone tickets in
just a couple of minutes. Here he's playing the arena
next Tuesday. I mean it's pretty much sold out. I
think Bob was just looking. There's like some obstructed view
sort of behind the stage seats. Maybe still yeah, yeah,
this is uh, it's a pretty big show next Tuesday.
Good thing it's inside in the arena once sweaty booners.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Can't have sweaty booners. We're gonna have sweaty What are
no convans called connors? Do we have a name for No?

Speaker 5 (24:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Are there connors? Look it up? See if Noah con
fans have a name, I feel like they should, you know, bugs,
maybe just the bugs.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
No con fans. Well, this is according to the Internet. Yeah,
bugs are busy heads, dude.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Bugs. That was right.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Bugs there you go, all right, what are we doing?
Sweaty bugs? Sweaty bugs? Benson Boone tickets in just a minute.
Here in the Kids Morning Freak Show. It's Mikey and
Bob everybody. Brandon's on a heater here.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Man.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
He is just putting in some great Pittsburgh content. You
can look him up on Instagram. Tourists, look up, my
guy looks like Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
He does. He got the big like you know, handlebar mustache.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
Just he's I mean, he gets going when he gets
going making videos, He's found like Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
He was at Kennywood over the weekend. I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 8 (25:03):
I ain't been to freaking kenny Wood since I was
fifteen years old.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
I'm having the best time. We've been ripping coasters, we've
been drinking beer, We've been ripping casters. We've been to
hear him beers getting excited. He's so happy.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
We've been eating freak every country.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
I've been to every country.

Speaker 8 (25:23):
I don't even have to bring my passport, just ripping
it down at kenny Wood, having the best freaking time.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
About to rip the old Phantom before the John shuts down.
Oh my gosh, about to rip the old fanom before
the Jahn jumps.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Done great job there, Brandon. And then in another video
he posted this weekend, I love this. This is just
like take a guy that's so Pittsburgh and super insured,
and then what would he say to the people that
he works with when they start.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Telling him, Hey, AI is coming for your jams, coming,
It's coming for all of us.

Speaker 8 (25:56):
Ah, Brandon, AI's coming for our jobs.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
AI's gonna replace us.

Speaker 8 (26:02):
Hey, mama, I'd like to see AI go down at
a freaking nor Shore.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Okay, I already know it's about to be good. I
like to see freaking Ai go down.

Speaker 8 (26:11):
On a Steelers Sunday eight am, drink about thirty icy lights,
then go to McFadden's and proceed to drink another fifteenth
and scream and yelling, singing dance on the freaking bar
after the lures freaking win. I would love to see
AI goes swim in the Maud River for a whole

(26:32):
day and not come out with some type of effect.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Let's see.

Speaker 8 (26:35):
I would love to see AI sitting freaking traffic on
pett Avenue and freaking Butler Street to a twenty freaking
minute while they replace their freaking cord bring decide.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
I'd love to see Ai do that. I love to
see Ai do that.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
Okay, I'd love to see a freaking nor Side drink
about thirty icy lights.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
They going to McFadden's.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Yeah, I love that because everybody works with somebody that's
not quite understood.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Oh when when you say, he's like, okay, I'd like
to see Ai come and do this right, great job, Brandon.
You can look him up, tourists, look up on Instagram.
He just does a great job. So funny. He's just
he's so good at what he does. And what does
he do, I don't know. It just makes great all right,
here is your chance at Benson Boone tickets. Next Tuesday

(27:29):
at you Arena. Here's your chance to win Benson Boon tickets.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Hey, thank you for listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast. Now,
whatever you're listening on, we appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Thank you. But if you're listening on our free iHeartRadio app,
you can hit that little talkback microphone send us a message.
You can send us a message about previous shows, the
latest show, something you want us to cover on the show.
Let us know where you're listening from. Two. Oh yeah,
that's fun too, right, people of random places.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Yeah, hit that little talkback microphone and you can send
us a message and maybe you'll make the show. Oppressively
hot this week, with temperatures regularly in the nineties, the
heat index is gonna feel like one hundred. Make sure
you're hydrating, wearing light colors and protecting old people and
animals all that stuff. It's extremely hot. This week it's

(28:27):
mikey Abob, the ninety six to one kiss morning free show.
Love Island USA continues to dominate our summer. Season eight
has two billion viewing minutes in the last two weeks.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
A lot of people watch two billion minutes.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
A lot of people watch in the last two weeks,
and of those viewers, Peacock says, twenty seven percent are
new viewers and.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
This is like their first time watching Love Island USA.
It's become a big thing. Megan A.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Stallion made an appearance on Love Island USA last night.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
No, she's not in the villa.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
The guys don't get a chance at her or anything
that She's just.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
There, like, you know, host some stuff and make it
appearance and everything. Then we read the Facebook comments.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Do you WB We're going to a very deep dark
place on the Internet. It's time for ninety six to
one kiss Facebook comments.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
Love Island Season eight continues, Megan thee Stallion makes an appearance,
and then we read the Facebook comments.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Riley R delusional. The whole Love Island show is delusional.
Make them stay two months and they'll all get pregnant.
And at the reunion we can have a reveal on
who the father is, Like Maury povid.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Juice to do that would mean something something. Ashley P
in all caps, I scream.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Yo, hot girl.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
Megan's back in the villain.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Screaming. Britney W. My husband calls this show my lady porn.
He isn't wrong and he's watching it now.

Speaker 5 (29:57):
Too, Jess W.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Carl's weird looking.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
And fine at the same time, My lady senses her
tingling go explore Amura.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
And her body. Baby, you weird looking fine? Carl?

Speaker 4 (30:15):
Are there women watching this by the way, just to
see likes it?

Speaker 1 (30:20):
The guy called it her lady porn? But is it?
It's really on that level kind of right? Well, her
lady senses were tingling go explore her body.

Speaker 5 (30:29):
Watch you know.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
H Corbin asked Megan thee Stallion if she liked his moves,
and Meg should have just roasted his corny ass.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
April see here in the Love Island USA Facebook comments,
this is my first season, honest question.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Anyone getting pregnant or anyone getting some type of bumps
because they're all bumping on lease, it's it's a valid question.
They gotta be testing. It's a valid question just called
Love Island. It's sex island. They gotta be doing swabs
and tests. Right. If one person gets something whole, Damn
Island might get it, you know, Danielle T Can I

(31:02):
get two.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Ask clamps for Megan thee Stallion supporting our girls? Can
she just take over hosting this show?

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Trevor R. Little hack for you dudes right here? Okay,
if if I watch girls in bikinis clapping ass cheeks
on my phone, okay, my girlfriend gets mad. But if
I sit here and watch this Love Island USA madness,
she loves me for it. I'm not sure what the
difference is. Man, My man's got a hack here, kind

(31:31):
of got a point, right, He's got it all figured
it out. And then if You're watching girls.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
And bikinis clap ass cheeks on your phone and then
your girlfriend says, hey, what are you watching on your phone?

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Just be like, these are the new recruit Love Island.
Love Island what. I'm just getting them on their OnlyFans stage.
They're not quite to the villa yet, but I'm recruiting
for Love Island.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
A couple more here, Love Island USA Facebook comments Levi
h I'm having a Love Island summer. I watched this pregame,
then head out to the bars with my girls.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
No men are safe, man, Just watch out, watch out.
Hack wol frigging nia g.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
These morons definitely thought Megan thee Stallion was here to
stay when she first came out.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Yeah, that's true. She came out and goes, I'll got
her trans with no, you don't, She's not there for you.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
And one more here somebody's drunk aunt Patty in the
Facebook comments Patty, ay.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
This show needs man with some chest hair. That's how
I like it. America's turning two hundred and fifty.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
I am completely locked into the World Cup man, Like
I know, Team USA. They don't play until Wednesday night
against Bosnia and hurts Covina.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
You watch Canada, dude, Canada is awesome. I watched first
knockout round game.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Canada beat South Africa one nothing in the first knockout
round match.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Canada's never been this far in the World Cup. It's
awesome to see.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
You know, they're one of those countries with us in Mexico.
It's cool to see handed to make it to the
next round. Hopefully the US can do the same. We
got matches today though, Brazil Japan one pm in Houston, Germany,
Paraguay four thirty and Fox Bro Netherlands and Morocco nine
pm to night in Guadaloupe, Mexico.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Those are big matches, man. This is hey.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
These are the matches where if you lose, you're done,
You're hot, you're done going home. This is when if
if everything's tied, all right, do penalty do penalties out, Holly, it's.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Penalty kick time now, because we gotta get a winner.
This isn't okay, they tied and we'll play again. In
all this is we'll go to penalty kicks because somebody's
gotta win.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
So World Cup action continues today. All in man, it's
knocked out round stage down to thirty two and you
can hear the games on the free iHeartRadio app. It
is Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Bob, It's time to get to some Say something nice
here anytime. You can send messages through the free iHeartRadio app.
If you got something nice, say about someone, something sort
of you know, brighten somebody's day, turn somebody's day around,
some positivity.

Speaker 5 (34:01):
Say something nice, Say something nice.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Morning boys. It's mystery, and I'm just so sad that
I didn't want to know a contickets you know. Oh no,
A lot of people are sad they don't have no
cont tickets.

Speaker 5 (34:17):
I know, I know.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
I also don't have no Con tickets, and I will
go real bad either.

Speaker 13 (34:21):
The nice you guys are amazing.

Speaker 11 (34:22):
You laugh, You make me laugh every day.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Yeah, you laugh too. I just wanted to say something
nice to you guys and keep on doing what you're doing.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
Okay, say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
The Noah Con tickets is uh all right. It's like
levels of like Taylor swift Ara's tour, like We're we're there. Yeah,
we're getting close.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
They're like that level of like the resale prices and
just the the spectacle of the panic of not having it.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
I just don't think we've seen something like this, maybe
Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Sobrina Carpenter was like madness like this. Yeah, he's kind
of madness like this too. It just hasn't approached yet.
Like we're in the no, it's no Con week. No
Con is now in the category of people who can
sell the hell out of any places with like Taylor Swift,
Olivia Rodrigo, Harry Styles. Ye, that's meeting there too.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
It's also no Con week. And all I saw on
my timeline was videos of his shows.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
Yeah, they invaded vibes everywhere, sing along.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Yeah, oh yeah, we got another one here.

Speaker 5 (35:36):
Say something nice, Say something nice.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Hey, say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 5 (35:44):
Okay, say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Just wanted to say that.

Speaker 12 (35:53):
I hope that you guys are often enjoying your vacations
at this point.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
And hey, Nicole, guess what not on vacation doing a
live shot? Yeah, watch job's coming soon. No, getting so
much needed relaxation. And nope, we're not relaxing yet. We're
live in the studio this morning. Bob. I'm telling you,
Bob this, keep an eye on your Instagram if I
win those no Con tickets. Oh, she's trying to win

(36:17):
no Con ticket. Still keeping an eye on my Instagram.

Speaker 8 (36:20):
Messaging you because if you were many dot coming with
me and uh boy, enter your vacations.

Speaker 11 (36:27):
Y'all deserve it.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Okay, we're not on a vacation. Yeah, she's taking me.
She wins no Con taking you, dude, what a treat.
That is something nice.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
You're gonna be all right if you go see no
cow me sweaty if you get in noa Con.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
You don't have tickets yet right now? Your daughter's going, right,
George's going. She got my daughter and her friend. What
a nice dad got her tickets and you're not even
going to see your guy. Noa con man, I.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
Might end up with cave crotch, though I'm worried about it.
No Con put out that warning that he's he's overheating
out there. You let me in there?

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Yeah, especially this this warm this week. Yeah see if
to see If any of this is hits you, it's
going to be insane. How sweaty and swamp ass I get.
Are you ready for that? Swamp ass? Bob? Could you
handle the Noah Con show on July third summer?

Speaker 2 (37:13):
You're going to be seeing levels of chafing and levels
of contact heat rash that haven't been seen in thousands
of years since since the dawn of.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
The Caveman, back when they had to wear those link
jee one cloth. I can only imagine how sweaty they
were getting. Geez.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
All right, so you'll just show up to the show
on a one cloth and tell them know it. I
fock that this is what you said to do with a.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Sign that she says, my name is Bob and I
have cave crotch.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
If you miss any of our Lives show, get caught
up with our Bikey Bob podcast on the free iHeartRadio
app now sponsored by our good friends over at the c.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Harper Auto Group. We appreciate them for supporting the show.
It's like you, Bob The.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
Kiss Morning Freak Show Chance be went in twenty five
hundred dollars. Coming up next part of our two hundred
and fifty k USA giveaway, we will give you the
nationwide keyword to enter up on our website Chance at
twenty five hundred dollars in just a minute here on
the Case Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Hey, nice job.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Buck ups Pirates got a win yesterday nine to four
there were some Raine delays.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
This kind of man. Nine to four Rhino Hern homers twice.
Did you see uh? Did you see uh?

Speaker 4 (38:24):
As Merlin Valdez dude, four hundred and sixty one foot home.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Run destroyed a baseball. That's awesome. That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
So Pirates go to Philly, now, God, those games are
going to be brutally hot in Philly.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
God, Philly over fourth of July. Here I heard to
miss an Island furry time. Man. They are you know,
it's good to have them out of the out of
town though we don't. We don't need them for furries.
We got enough going on. No, no, we got Noah
conon furries. That's okay. They can go to Philly for
the uh for the week they got yeah, four games right,
they're playing. It starts tonight. Braxton Ashcraft pitching for the

(39:02):
for the Buckos. And then, of course, the NHL Draft
was over the weekend. The Penguins drafted identical twins. This
is wild, the ruck brothers.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
They got Liam in the first round with twenty second pick,
and then they got his identical brother Marcus in the
second round with the thirty ninth overall pick.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
First and second rounders.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
These guys are good enough to be first and second rounders,
and we've been drafted.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Brothers feel old today. They were born in two thousand
and eight.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
The Ruck brothers that the Penguins draft were born in
two thousand and eight.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
Sid the kid was drafted in uh in two thousand
and five, So uh yeah, Sidney Crosby was drafted in
two thousand and five.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
They weren't born until two thousand and eight. They were
born three years after Sid was drafted. Jeez, Sid Man,
we're getting old, Bud. We're getting up there, Sid, that's
us talking to you. Sidney Crosby man old man man,
not manid.

Speaker 13 (40:11):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
By the way, Bob, you sent me this video of
the Ruck brothers. These are the new identical twins that
the Penguins have, and just some social media fun.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
They had them answer questions right and it was sort
of like give your answer at the same time one, two, three.
So these are the new Penguins here the Ruck brothers,
first and second round picks. Identical twins. Person or night
person to morning person, a morning person.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Sweet or savory.

Speaker 12 (40:41):
See plan everything or go with the flow, go with
the hollis late for holies.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Early always clean, freak or messy, messy text all day
or never replies, are we sure we got too?

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Are we sure they're brothers? It's creepy, right, they're like
the same person. It is creepy, Like they sound the same.
They answered the same. They weren't looking at each other
during this video. They're around the corner from each other,
so there was no like even eye contact.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
There's no cues or anything like, no, no, yeah, it's
it's pretty awesome. Hey, by the way, these dudes give
them all the endorsement deals Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Right, you got twins, you can.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
Can you imagine the bobblehead that's coming, Oh my gosh, man,
the double headed monster.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
You need to tell three. Yeah, it's double headed, double head. Oh,
oh my god, doubleheaded.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Give a look the same though, and then you press
a button on the bobblehead and they both just say
the same thing over.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Like it's the same time. You know. Oh man, let's go,
let's get a rock brother's bobblehead out there.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Let's go Pennce. It's pretty cool. It's gonna be interesting
to see what the future holds for these guys. Obviously,
they're a part of the future and maybe not a
part of like what's gonna happen next season, But it's
pretty interesting that they have like just identical twins that
were good enough to be drafted in the first and
second round to the Penguins.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
All right, here's your chance to win twenty five hundred dollars.
Good luck. Hey, Supergirl open at the movies this weekend.
Not great. Thirty eight million dollar opening. Not good.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
That one's gonna lose DC a lot lot of money.
I think closer to break even for them. I think
it's three hundred million. Yeah, not gonna make that.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Toy Story still flying. Toy Story five number one with
seventy million, that is gonna be a billion dollar movie again,
by the way, getting close to a billion dollars. Michael.
The Michael Jackson biopick.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Yeah, it has now beaten Oppenheimer as the I is
grossing biopick nine and seventy seven million dollars.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
The Michael Jackson biopick is made now biggest biopick ever
and it's about to be a billion dollars. You gotta
run it back. We need Michael two. Is it Minions week?
I think it is right, it is. Yeah, Yeah, it's
Minson Monsters. So that's gonna take out Toy Story. Yeah,
it's gonna be the number one movie for a few weeks.

(43:25):
Then right, they'll bumps Toy Story down to two. Yeah
that man, what a what a time in the theaters,
a new Toy Story and a new Minions movie at
the same time.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
It's Mikey about the ninety six one Kiss Morning Free Show.
Let's get some of your talkback messages here. Always love
when you're a part of the show. Just download our
free iHeartRadio appic the talkback microphone when you're streaming the station,
or our Mikey and Bob Podcast talkback messages brought to
us by One Team Media.

Speaker 12 (43:53):
So I'm currently on Venice Beach in California. Oh my god,
and I don't want to say too much because it's
a hipo violation.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Wow wow, geez. Ten out of ten vacation on in California.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Doesn't want to say too much about vacation because everything
everything legal California. Yeah, out there, she says, ten out
of ten, living your life.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
I guess. So song from the Beach to rub it in.
He's okay, It's okay. It is.

Speaker 4 (44:28):
It's almost like to say something nice where we can
all kind of live through you for that brief second
of you being on the beach.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Here Wendy and she sat ten hip of violation, enjoying
her time.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
All right, nice John, Thanks. You know what, I don't
mind the people tell us they're on vacation. It's it's nice.
We all we all live through you. About our guy Bobo,
the mailman who goes to like a different damn country
every month. Bobo always on vacation. Yeah, all right, let's
get to another message here. It's our friend Opal.

Speaker 13 (44:54):
Guys, I just saw a baby kangaroo, all right, I
don't know, and her name is nubs because she's only
got I think she's missing two of her little nubs,
a little fingers.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
I didn't hold her because I was working and I.

Speaker 7 (45:09):
Needed to like leave, but I did get a picture
of it, and I sent it to you.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
This was a cute little thing.

Speaker 12 (45:16):
Oh my gosh, Well, baby kangaroo.

Speaker 13 (45:19):
I also held a little pigmy goat too.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Oh my gosh. She's holding baby kangaroos and pigmy goats,
baby nubs. By the way, she did not say where
she was holding a baby kangaroo and a baby pygmy
goat baby nubs. Dude, nubs is such a good name
for just any missing digits.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
Yeah, yeah, your nicknames is gonna be nubs no matter
as soon as you lose a finger or toe your knubs, right.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
I mean, we got our own nub rub guy that
listens and calls in the show. Yeah, our buddy Simon, man,
he's missing, he's missing half a finger. And then whenever
we do our yearly Stuff of Us toy drive, he
sneaks up behind Bob and rubs his nub. So we
call him Simon the stuff Bus nub rub guy. See,
we love everybody around here. Let's get to know a
talkback message here. Hey, did you know Pennsylvania produces approximately

(46:09):
eighty percent of the pretzels consumed in the United States?

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Is this?

Speaker 1 (46:13):
I think I saw this on the internet over the
weekend too, that like it's a sneaky thing. I think
I think Pennsylvania because what there's like Snyders and Handover
and there's a lot of pretzel companies out there, you know,
doing it in Pennsylvania. So you're telling me we got pretzels.

(46:34):
Pretzels ketchup definitely got ketchup for the entire world. Chocolate. Yeah, chocolate, yeah, her,
she sent me. We're taking over the world. That's true.
Happy birthday, Bob. It's not Bob's birth thank you. Bob's
birthday's New Year's Day. Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
There's a part of Pennsylvania labeled as the Pretzel Belt.
It's right in the middle, right, Yeah, it consumes about
eighty percent of the pretzels produced in the United States.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
If you needed to know some pointless fact on the
show today, you know.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
We got to catch up with Hines. You know, we
got the chocolate with her. She's but watch out.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
We have a bunch of.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Different companies, right, we got a hold on the pretzel
community in this country. The middle of the state's producing
eighty percent of the country's pretzels. Dude, Also, Pennsylvanians consume
this is insane. Up to fifteen pounds of pretzels per
person every year, no way.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Five times more than the national average.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
Oh wait, so the average person in our country eats
three pounds of pretzels every year, but here in Pennsylvania,
we eat fifteen pounds of pretzels per person in Pennsylvania
every year.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Five times the average dude, we champion ketchup in chocolate.
We're the Pretzel State.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Hey, shot out to those Pittsburgh Riveters. Watch out undefeated
five to nothing, went on Saturday and defeated. Regular season
playoffs now start for the nine to oh to one Riveters.
They will open the playoffs at home coming up on
July third Man Riveters Playoffs, Noah kN Furries, Fireworks.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Pitts, Begs number.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Also, they're having a watch party for the knockout round.
Eight pm is when it kicks off. Gates open at
seven pm over at FNB Stadium where the Hounds and
the Riveters play. If you want to go to the
USA watch party, that's.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Going to be Onday on Wednesday. Yeah, Team USA taken
on Bosnia and Hurts Gabina. Wednesday is the watch party
at Nervous about that one? You nervous about that game?
Should be nervous every game? Now, okay, knockout stage, any
things possible? Now to judge, I would say, we have
a I think I saw it was like a sixty
five or seventy percent chance of beating Bosnie Hurts. Okay,

(48:58):
so you know we're supposed to win this match, right,
We're supposed to win this match, but soccer, anything can happen.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Man world comes exciting. I'm gonna be sad. I'm gonna
have some World Cup withdrawal when when this leaves us?
All right, you're ready to get to the Pittsburgh Police
Scanner here, Bob.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
A couple of guys who just listened to the Pittsburgh
Police Scanner. They've they just have a great following on
social media. You can go to their website pghdash scanner
dot com and they just report on what is happening
in and around our city.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Carrick Brownsville wrote.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
Caller said someone promised her a kitten but gave it
to someone else, and everyone is currently arguing.

Speaker 4 (49:44):
Listen, plenty cats go around, right, I mean you're obviously yeah.
You know, if anybody needs a cat, I can point
you in the right direction. Okay, don't be sad because
you lost out on our cat. Might be out here
getting catching charges over a cat. Yeah, there's plenty of
cats to go around. I mean really, somehow I.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Have eight of them. You can you can have his maids, like,
as long as you take care of you, if you
properly take care of you, can have many cats you want.
I don't think that.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
I usually the people are get like thirty though. Are
the people you see on the news that everything like that?
But I start slow, starts collected. I could take care
of eight pretty easily, man, you know.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
For more okay checking that also happening in and around
our city.

Speaker 4 (50:30):
Mount Oliver Church Avenue callers said there is a massive
snake just chewing by her mom's pool.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Police are on the scene. I'll say, I'll be they
see a big ass snake. The police just called it
a big ass snake.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
And then the update says one of the Mount Oliver
cops seems to be a snake guy and they, oh Jesus,
they now have a.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Fifteen foot snake in their possession. What in the hell
is going on? It is a nope, dude, that thing
by the pool was it swimming? Fifteen snake in Mount Oliver, Dude,
I didn't even know they existed. The Mount Oliver Mamba.
Oh my, it's most dangerous snake. Dude.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
You get bit by the mall, you be careful out
there by The Oliver Mama was out in the fifteen
feet wrangled.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
The Mount Oliver Mama was out there. That's what's happening
in and around our city.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Dang your chance at Benton boone tickets coming up around
nine thirty. It's Mikey and Bob ninety six one Kiss.
Is it barge time? We got barges out there.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
I saw the city post a picture of the barge
being loaded up with the shell. Oh, Budy, Yeah, they're
loading it up. Man, oh man, it's barge time. Starfires
are fire. That's great. Excuse me, I'm gross.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
It's mike Y Bob the ninety six to one Kiss
Morning Freak Show, barges being set.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Up, Big two hundred and fifty USA celebration.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
Set in the fireworks in motion. Hey, what were you
telling me about the a there's a missing time capsule. Yeah,
this it was supposed to be like unveiled and like
unboxed and like a whole revealed from nineteen sixteen.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
I believe it is. And it was in the city
County or City County building. Uh huh. They can't find it. Well,
how did they know that there's a time capsule If
they can't find it, I guess there's lore of over
the years that this was hidden.

Speaker 4 (52:38):
And well, if there's lore of it, though, isn't there
like a map or like, hey, by the way City
County building in the corner of the basement, you know, dig.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Down five five feet right, you would think there's time capsule.
You could think they'd have a location for it, but no, And.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
They've been searching for a couple of weeks using like
radars and stuff, and nobody can find the time capsule
like it.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
Was supposed to be this It was supposed to be
part of the celebration for the two fifty. So yeah,
and nobody can find it. I guess you think they'd
have like a dog that could sniff it out.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
Don't we have We have bomb sniffing dogs, we have
drug sniffing dogs. Isn't there like a something to catch
it with the old blood han that comes in and say, hey,
we don't use you very often, but we bury your
time caps a long time ago, nineteen sixteen.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Get your sniffer out of Anybody knows what's inside of
this thing, so.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
Uh, it's it says it's believed to contain a Bible,
newspaper clippings in US and Pittsburgh flags.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Okay, nothing excited, then, you know what, who cares? Just
let that be lost, then we don't need any of
that stuff. I guess.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
Yeah, Corey is people scanning walls and everything for it
because it was supposed to be part of the celebration,
but no luck yet he.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Lost the time cap Yeah, I don't know, man, dude,
you know where the time capsule is. It's whoever's got
the Penguins mascot. That's where the time capsule's at. I
think it's whoever's got the penguin. I'm not talking about Iceberg.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
Yeah, if you've listened to our show long enough, you
know that the Pittsburgh Penguins mascot, way back in the
day used to be an actual penguin.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
It did that ended up dying past and then they
stuffed it and nobody knows where it is.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Nobody knows, So the original Penguins mascot is dead and
tax are demised somewhere.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
We can't find that.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
Also, we cannot find the time capsule from nineteen sixteen.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Maybe it's in the time capsule. I don't think that's
when the mascot happened nineteen Maybe they tucked it in
there though the same vault. Maybe somebody was just like, man, wait,
till people open this in twenty twenty six and there's
a taxi dermised penguin in here. Maybe they moved it
to put Pete the penguin in. Wasn't that I think
it was. I think it was maybe.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
Hey, Corey O'Connor, you need you need to get some
time capsule sniffing dogs.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Out there to get that. You bring the furries in
the sniff around. Oh my gosh, now that now you're
talking whether they furries on the King, whether they find
it or not. Just for the video on social media
to a bunch of furries to sniffing in the background.
We had to call them the big guns.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
We couldn't find it with old records and stuff like that,
but with anthrocon yeah, we got.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
About fifteen fifteen people in dogs first suits that are
on all fours just sniffing around the City County Building.
Find it, Cory, find it. It is Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
The Penguins drafted two identical twins, the Ruck Brothers, in
the first and second round of the draft over the weekend.
Let's get to this talkback message brought to us by
one Team Media.

Speaker 7 (55:47):
I'm making Bob, I know you were talking earlier about
the Penguins drafting the ruck Brothers, and I saw on
Instagram or Facebook comment and people call them the Pittsburgh
pang Twins. So I thought that that was pretty clever.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
I mean, the amount of merch we're gonna be able
to make in the Strip District. Oh my god, they're
the identical brothers. The bootleg stuff, it's gonna be. It's
just gonna be everywhere. All right, Let's get to another
message here.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Hey, Mikey and Bob. Along with the rest of these
fun facts we've got this morning, I thought you might.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
Like to know that Pennsylvania is also the number one
mushroom producing state.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
WHOA hold on one second.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
You mean to tell me that we supply the country
with was it eighty percent of the pretzels the pretzel belt.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Yeah, we are the pretzel state. Also, you know, we
got to catch up with Hines. You know we got
the chocolate with Hershey, uh huh. Mushrooms. This is our
number one agricultural export.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
Mushrooms are Pennylvania is number one agricultural export.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
We're the shroom state, and no other state.

Speaker 13 (56:48):
In the US produces more mushrooms.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
The Pennsylvania. So we got that unlock too. Have a
good one. Guys, Are you serious? Is this a real thing? Bob?
Are we the mushroom capital of the United States?

Speaker 4 (56:58):
Pennsylvania actually generates more than five hundred million pounds of
mushrooms annually.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Got half a billion pounds of shrooms.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
Dude, Pennsylvania produces half of all the mushrooms grown in
the United States.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
I wonder if that's over half. I wonder if that's
why our buddy fung Guy flows. I wonder if that's
why he's the mushroom guy and we got fun guy?
Is where the mushroom capital of the United States? If
you you know, you've seen him, probably outside of Pirates
Penguin Steelers game, outside of concerts. He just has a
mushroom hat on and he just freestyle wraps wraps about

(57:32):
us every now and then.

Speaker 6 (57:33):
A big boy here, we gotta go ninety six long,
we blow and kisses in the zone.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
This official whom flow. It's good to see you, fan,
and so what's up to you? And Mikey n I'm
telling you we got mushrooms, we got Fungi flows, we
got chocolates, we got pretzels and put ketchup on all
of it. You know, all right, boooners, you're.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
Shot at Benson Boone tickets coming up around nine thirty
here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show, It's.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Mikey Bob ninety six to one. Kiss.

Speaker 4 (58:01):
Hey, we appreciate you listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
But it's not just listening to the show. It's seeing
clips of.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
The show, seeing pictures of us in our daily lives,
be our friends, seeing pictures of my cats.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
That's right. We're on Instagram. Of course. You can follow
us if you don't already at.

Speaker 4 (58:22):
FS Mikey for Me, at FS, Big Bob for me,
Fast stands for Freak Show.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Yeah, we made it a long time ago. You know,
what are you gonna do?

Speaker 3 (58:31):
Follow us on Instagram at FS Mikey, at FS Big
Bob if you love content. You have three more chances
to try to go see the Big Bents and Boone
Show next Tuesday at the Arena. Be listening for your
keywords around two thirty, four thirty, and seven thirty here
on ninety six to one. Kiss also got a couple

(58:52):
more chances for you to try to win twenty five
hundred dollars part of our two hundred and fifty k
USA giveaway your chance at twenty five hundred dollars. Set
her Mind on your phone eleven five ten For those
it is Mikey and Bob. The ninety six to one
Kiss Morning Free Show pirates out in Philly tonight, starting
a four game, four game stretch.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
There over on the other side of the state. Let's
go Box, well, let's go Bud. Wimbledon starts today. Wimbledon.
It's all overshadowed because World Cup. Man. I'm locked into
the World Cup today one pm Brazil Japan in Houston,
Germany Paraguay at four point thirty in Foxborough and then
tonight nine pm Netherlands Morocco from Guadaloupe, Mexico. Locked in

(59:36):
all three of them. Did They're all fun, it's all
fin it's knockout round now, so you know, losing go home.

Speaker 4 (59:41):
It's fun losing go home. I don't even understand half
the soccer, but it's fun to watch.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
That's great man.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
Team Usay of course plays Bosnia Herzegovina eight pm on Wednesday.
FNB is doing a watch party where the Hounds and
the Riveters play and everything so if you want.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
To, you know, be a part of that, go hang
out on the field and watch Gates'll be at seven.
The match starts at eight, if you want to go
to that watch party on Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
All right, Bob, what do you want to name the
podcast today? Bud Furry Cave Crotch?

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
All right? By the way, Noah Con, I feel like,
would he would enjoy us? Right?

Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
I think so, because like I'm delusional and think we
probably could be friends with him, but I think he
would enjoy us, right.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
Well, it specifically asked to do with the smell of
cave people, because we say the stinkiest person could really
be I think is back in cave people times, right,
I mean not on the air, but me and you
have been referencing cave crotch to each other for years,
and then all of a sudden, Noah Con comes out
talking about cave crotch.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
He's just like, how did he know? There's Noacon? Talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
How sweaty it's gonna be, like, I mean he's playing
here July third, right, Like he's playing, dude. The temperatures
are like heat index triple digits.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
It's gonna be insane. How sweaty and swamp asked I
get the summer. You're gonna be seeing levels of chafing
and levels of contact heat rash that haven't been seen
in thousands of years since the dawn of the caveman,
back when they had to wear those loin cloths. I
can only imagine how sweaty they were getting. The music

(01:01:21):
is good too, The show is amazing, Like I'm kicking
things over, I'm climbing up, playing all the songs you love.
It's gonna be satisy. But just I almost don't even
care about that. I'm just thinking about how it's gonna
feel on my thighs and and what my thighs are
going to.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Look like at the end of all this, at the
end of August, my thighs are going to be at
their own end. Just think, just think of people in
cave times. Yeah, yeah, what do you think they were
washing with? How do you think they're getting clean? How
much hair they had? Cave hair? Smell of it? Too hot?
Cheez hot? All right, Noacan, you're the man, it's your summer. Noacan.

(01:01:59):
What else do we have to say is that it? Uh? Yeah,
I think we're good? All right? Get caught up with
the Mikey and Bob podcast, sponsored by our friends over
at the C.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
Harper Auto Group. We appreciate them. iHeartRadio app is where
you get our Mikey and Bomb podcast.

Speaker 5 (01:02:12):
That's everyone

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Ju Kiss t f M, Pittsburgh ninety six one Kiss