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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Will the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Hey,
we were off yesterday. Yeah, what the hell happened here?
Do we need to stay at the station at all times?
We wanted to protect the station. It wasn't us this time.
Good morning, It's Mikey Bob a Kiss Morning Freak Show.
First of all, we met. We missed Jason Derulo. Jason
Derula was up at the station yesterday. I didn't know

(00:21):
that was happening. No clue. Shout out Jason Derulo that
that's not the big thing that happened yet. Yeah, that
was actually the second thing that happened. There's one that's
sitting alone at the top of the mountain. We don't
get a lot of artists that come through Pittsburgh and
do radio anymore, you know, so when somebody that you
know their name does a big dealer, right right?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Rulos here. By the way, has he been cleared? Who
Jason Derulo cleared? Was it him? Oh? I don't know,
it could have been. Not making any accusations that Jason
Derulo did this. I'm just asking he was here yesterday,
and it's within the realm of possibility. Somebody in the

(01:06):
men's bathroom, pooped their pants, took their white brief underwear away,
didn't throw it away, left it on the handy cap
railing for all to see, the safety railing. I can't
believe this, that a person who needed would have to
use to scoot themselves up off the toilet. It was

(01:29):
just bunched up there, tucked in. What kind of monster?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
It's like.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
They pooped their pants, then they took their underwear off,
and they just left it on the handicap rail. Oh
my good. This better not about Jason Derulo.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
I'm not making any accusations.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yesterday somebody in here so excited that Jason Derula was coming. Geez,
you think that happened Jason Derulo. I have to go
to the bathroom. If Jason rulos here, I need to
make it. Oh I'm not gonna make it to the bathroom.
Jay's Drulo. Somebody underpants. Hey, we take off one day

(02:14):
off one day and all folly, all of a sudden,
we got hot stars and poopy underwear around. What the
hell's happening here without us being in the building. Everybody
thought the toilets were safe. Oh yeah, did they know? Listen,
that's it's a good thing for you, Bob. It's a
good thing for you, Bob White briefs today. Well, I know,

(02:35):
but you broke the toilet here before, and you're the guy.
The fact that we weren't here yesterday. It's dude. By
the way, I'm vindicating too, because I have put my
pants at work before, and so everybody was thinking, oh,
Mikey did it again. No, I wasn't even here yesterday.
What kind of monster just leaves their underwear behind is
a trophy? There's a garbage can out there, buddy, ja

(02:57):
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be honest, I don't watch Survivor, I think maybe out
of the fifty seasons they've had Survivor on CBS, you know,
I mean those early years, those early years Earliers were crazy, yes,

(03:47):
pop culture madness. It's like one of the first sort
of reality competition shows like that on a major network.
Fifty seasons, but I would say I go past season fifteen,
maybe I have it really pay much. I think probably
probably three or four for me. But listen, Survivor fifty
the finale was on last night, right, and Jeff Probes,

(04:11):
who's been hosting all fifty seasons a Survivor, he botched it.
This is like a huge thing on the internet this
morning TV. So there's a guy Rizzo who loses the
final fire making, right like he but Jeff Probes is
supposed to throw it to the video package that shows
him losing fire making. Yeah, but Jeff Probes doesn't throw

(04:34):
it to the video package and instead tells him to
take a seat, you know, because he's in the jury now, right,
they're just on live TV too. This is all unfolding
in front of everybody else. This is what it sounded like.

Speaker 6 (04:46):
You become the final member of our jury. Take a
spot over here.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Okay, so he's not supposed to be there because they
haven't showed the fire making package yet, but Jeff Probes
just told him, Hey, you're in there. Come on, you're
in the jury now because you lost. And nobody knows
that he lost the fire making yet this is it.
These are the people.

Speaker 6 (05:02):
Their game fell a little short, but this.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Is the group. Yeah, audience is confused. There was some clapping,
but like, nobody knows what happened. That is going to
figure out what just happened. I love fire. It has
to happen here. Fire mak has happened here.

Speaker 6 (05:20):
I'm not even sure what's happening. But up next, we're
gonna have one final surprise for the players.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
And this surprise they like, this is gonna be interesting, Bud,
nobody knows what to do. You've been doing this show
for fifty seasons and you botched the Yo? Is this
on Probes? This on Jeff Probes? Right? So then they
come back from commercials and he sort of apologized and listen,
I like the way he handled this because they didn't
come in and try to cover it up. He's just

(05:49):
like that, guess will show you this now.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
All right?

Speaker 1 (05:52):
So I love doing live television.

Speaker 6 (05:55):
No, in case I'm confused, this is what happened.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah, you don't like live television, Bud, trust me.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
We were going to show you fire making and then
have the loser of fire making, Rizzo, come out and
talk about how charming is and if he had practiced
fire making maybe he would have won. Instead, we did
a Survivor twist. It's the last twist of the season.
We called it a peek into the future. So now
we're gonna watch Rizzo lose.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
In fire to Jonathan Well, I mean, it's gonna make
some people upset, right, you invest all this time to
the show, and watching the live finale, you're like, what
they handled it good? After the dude, I'm seeing clips
of like people in the audience and stuff like that,
just like there was chaoster in the commercial break. Nobody
knew what was going on, So obviously huge deal. If

(06:43):
you watch Survivor the fiftieth season and they sort of
botched the ending there a little bit. By the way,
I'm not gonna spoil who won Survivor fifty Obviously Rizzo
didn't make it. We will spoil that though, it's not Rizzo,
because you don't even know how to start damn Fire,
Paraday and may contake Today we'll tell you what tickets
you can win. By the way, you know, sometimes we

(07:03):
do this and it's a ticket away, like all right,
that's a pretty good show. Yeah. Sometimes it's a show
where you're just like, Okay, I need tickets to go
see that. It's a good one today. Yeah, eight am,
we will get to that also chance being one on
a thousand dollars, try to pay your bills today around
nine to ten. Aaron Rodgers not only back with the Steelers.
He spoke to the media yesterday. Oh boy, was he

(07:26):
asked about cool cones? He was? It was the ice
cream place in North Park that he was at. Right,
it's the return of the X Files music for when
Aaron Rodgers says things as member of the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Next on the Kiss Morning Free Shows, Mike You Bob
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(07:47):
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Speaker 6 (07:54):
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Speaker 1 (08:02):
Well, rain Little Sprinkle to start your morning. It's gonna
be cloudy today with some rain throughout the day. His
today in the mid to upper sixties. It's Mikey and
Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning free show.
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Speaker 5 (08:25):
Hey guys, Bridley Spanish teacher again. One of the listeners
was just mentioning.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
How it was excited we get to listen to the.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
Aaron Rodgers then music.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah again this year? Yeah we uh, since Aaron Rodgers
is back with the Steelers, we play the X Files music,
you know, the popular sci fi show from back in
the day. It fits so well, just because he's very
X Files like, he's very conspiracy like.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
And it got me thinking if we have a song
for McCarthy yet or not? Do we have anything for
him and for his press conferences.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
We don't have a We don't have theme music for
Mike McCarthy yet. We'll get it yet. Yeah, we're not
going to force it yet. Okay, it'll happen. We just
don't know what's what it's going to be. But for
Aaron Rodgers, oh, he gets the X Files music. Aaron
Rodgers spoke to the media yesterday, Right, so this first
time we've really heard from him since he's been back.

(09:21):
Aaron Rodgers was asked, good to be back. I kind
of missed this.

Speaker 7 (09:30):
Yeah, there was some doubt for sure, but had good
conversations with Mike going back to when he was hired,
and felt different than last year because I knew some
of the guys and some of the people that work
here and stuff. So it felt good coming in.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
It felt good coming in. Aaron Rodgers was asked when
did he decide he's coming back.

Speaker 7 (09:54):
I had a lot of conversations with Mike and Omar
and for a while, and you, I just had a
lot of conversations with my wife about.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
It and the wife my wife. You say, now, when
you were at Cool Cones with a k in North Park,
there were only three items bought for four men. You
mean to tell me you went to Cool Cones and
you didn't get your wife that nobody knows about anything.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
No snacky for her? Is she in Pittsburgh?

Speaker 7 (10:27):
After the draft came a conclusion that I wanted to
play it, I wanted to come back.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah, And then he told everybody, Hey, it's my last year.
It was Mark CABOLEI right last drive. By the way,
this is at the end of the press conference. That's
not how it started, right, okay, very in here it's
Mark Coboley asking him the question, Aaron, did you believe

(10:53):
that this could.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Be your last year?

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Do you even think of that right now? Yes? Everything
your last year? This is it? Yeah, I mean government
completely confirms aliens and all that stuff. When in the
UFO files and he's like, I don't have time for this.
This is it. Does that mean he's gonna disappear? Just

(11:19):
the last year? We see him all together to an
alien ship? Two last game wherever it is, regular season playoffs,
hopefully super Bowl win the super Bowl. Alien ship come down,
take them home, beat them up. Stop at cool Cones first,
right by North Park. Got a hankering drop me off

(11:42):
at cool Cones real quick. I want to get that
strawberry pretel thing they had. Heint got that up where
I'm going? Hey, well, hey, well one more here, welcome
back here and Roder shirt. Okay. Steelers Mike and Bob
Podcast and Bucco snap their four game losing string. Last
night in Saint Louis, Connor Griffith went four for five.

(12:06):
They're back at it this afternoon in Saint Louis. It
is a one fifteen game for the Bocos, Mikey and Bob,
The Kiss Morning Free Show. Tonight's it for Colbert. It's
the final show tonight. They haven't announced his final guest.
There's gonna be a ton of people. It'll probably be
a parade of people, right, Yeah, I don't know. Sorry,

(12:28):
it was a tick. It just happened, came out of
my mouth, made no sense. We're down with the we're talking,
we're done talking parts. But you still had one more
pass to throw out there. Yeah, Colbert's last show is
tonight on on CBS. Last night he had Bruce Springsteen on. Hey,
by the way, when Bruce Springsteen was just a ton

(12:48):
a couple of days ago. You saw harmonica video right
with the kid up front. Yes, Bruce Springsteen out of shows. Uh.
At the end of one of his songs, gives the
harmonica to his harmonica to some but he like in
the front row. And now I guess I've heard from
people who are behind this this guy it's a grown
man holding a smaller boy who is also like got

(13:12):
playing along with Bruce Springsteen. And then people behind him.
I heard from somebody that was behind him said everybody
was sort of they knew that this moment Bruce does
and it was just like this kid, get this kid
up one and Bruce Springsteen acknowledged him, and it was
just an awesome, cool moment that happened at the Bruce
Springsteen show here in Pittsburgh. Here was some of Bruce

(13:33):
Springsteen on Colbart last night. I'm here in support, and
I was Steven because, uh, you're.

Speaker 8 (13:39):
The first guy in America who's lost his show because
we got a president who can't take a joke.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
And because because Larry and David Ellison feel they need
to kiss his ass to get what they want. Man,
when you got like the money in cloud of Bruce Springsteen,
you just don't care. A doesn't care. What do you do?
Ellison's of the guys they that that family like bought
everything banned from CBS. Bruce doesn't care. Yeah, And then

(14:04):
Colbert has been auctioning off late show different props and
merch and things like that as they've been preparing for
his final show tonight, and they got the total for
what those auction items added up to and presented Jose
Andres with a check the guy from a world Central Kitchen,

(14:26):
which Colbert is, you know, a big supporter of just
about two point five million dollars. It should in Colbert,
you on your.

Speaker 9 (14:34):
Team, thank you on behalf of everybody at Ward CenTra
Kitchen and beyond because you raise over the last decade
the more so much money for us that help us do.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
What we do. But you did so much more. Joe
gave us hope not.

Speaker 9 (14:47):
Only to the man a woman at warts Andra Kitchen,
but the people that was Central Kitchen was helping from
Ukraine to Gasa, from North Carolina to Puero Rico.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
It Stephen Colbert was there because you were there. Because
you were there, Hose though, thank you. Yeah, two point
five million they raised just not like total from all
the years, just from that auction alone. Wild great job
Colbert going out here. And I would say I'm gonna
miss him, but I don't watch. Do you think I'm awake?
To watch that show. Now, it's just give me clips

(15:19):
in the morning. That's what all late night shows are for,
pretty much, Jimmy clips in the morning. He's still the
number one show though, yeah he was number one. Obviously.
It's a political reason why he's not having his show anymore.
But tonight is the final show, so he is probably
gonna go out swinging with some big major guests. The
final late Show with Stephen Colbert is coming up tonight.

(15:42):
All right, it's a special day in my life today, Bob.
We will cover that for today in Freak Show History
coming up next, and then apparent day in May, we
got a big show for you to win tickets to today.
We'll tell you what it is around eight am. It's
Mikey and Bob. Today's day, Bob Today. Oh yeah, I've
been waiting years for a day like today. There's a

(16:04):
brand new Star Wars movie that is in theaters. Yeah, yeah, today, Yeah,
the Mandalorian and Groku. How excited? My god? Oh, I'm
so excited. I might see it twice this weekend. You
know I'm lying about that. I'll only leave my house
wants to go see this, but you'll want to see
it twice. You want to see it twice, you'll go once.

(16:27):
But I wanted to go see it today. But today
there's something else that's going on. It is our daughter
Addison's nineteenth birthday today. Huge day. It's a big day
for Addison. She turns nineteen today. I'm sure not only
does it make me feel old, I'm sure a lot
of you that have been listening to the show early on,

(16:49):
before we even had kids or before we were even married,
are wondering what nineteen, How does that make you feel today? Possible?
My daughter Addison's nineteen years old today. But I I
had mentioned her. I said, hey, Mandalorian and Groguho comes
out on your birthday, Like, do you know she's not
really in a Star Wars. I'm like, do you want

(17:10):
to go? And she's like, no, oh, go see Star
Wars movie. There's more of your things. I'm like, all right, well,
I'm not gonna go see Mando. You know we're going
out to dinner tonight, so I'm like, I'm not gonna
go see Mandalorian and grogu I don't so I got
tickets for tomorrow, so I won't be seeing it. It's
nice if anybody. If anybody spoils it for me, okay,
I may go to jail. Okay, okay, I'm not gonna

(17:32):
I'm gonna tell you what happened. I'm not gonna threaten
you with what will happen. I'm saying, if somebody spoils
it for me. I Michael, you do have a lightsaber.
I do have a lightsaber, everybody. That's a warning for
everybody out there. Yeah. I do have tickets for Mandalorian
Grogu tomorrow, though, Bob, I bought two seats, just spread out,
or like one for a buddy. I mean, are you

(17:54):
listening to me? Ors? It's just an open invite. How
many friends you think I have? You know how many?
You know what my roster looks like? Good boy, I'll
spread out if I need to. I'm just saying, if
you want to go see Man Don't grow Goo tomorrow,
well I run, mister, you a seat? Will I ruin it?
Being there with you? Though? I don't?

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Wow, no, make it?

Speaker 1 (18:14):
What are you gonna do? You gotta say nothing during it.
You just gotta be quiet during the movie. You just
sit there and enjoy a Star Wars. Okay, you look over,
you're like, don't don't talk, your mouth shut, don't ask
me who that is and why everybody just clapped. Don't care.
I warned you. You're not gonna say nothing. All right,
right around uh seven o'clock. Here it it's time for
today in Freak Show History, where we take you back
to a moment the show that made us laugh made

(18:36):
a smile. Here we go to.

Speaker 10 (18:44):
His ory.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Today is our daughter Addison's nineteenth birthday. So for today
in Freak Show History, I want to take everybody back
to when she was a young child. Right and you
can tell this is older just because of the audio quality.
You're about to get hit. I simply asked her where

(19:10):
do babies come from? She's now nineteen years old. But
this is what you said when I asked her where
do babies come from? When you're smaller.

Speaker 10 (19:17):
I'll give you cookies and juice if you tell me
where do babies come from?

Speaker 1 (19:23):
M Marmy bro Where.

Speaker 10 (19:25):
Do babies come from?

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Marmy Brock?

Speaker 10 (19:28):
They come from Mommy's. But yeah, okay, here's your cookies.
The juice is up for grabs right now. One more time.
Where do babies come from?

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (19:42):
Does it stinky?

Speaker 1 (19:44):
What does it smell like where do babies come from
mama's butt? Dude, to think, thank you? What does it
smell like poop? Happy nineteenth Birthday to our daughter as
happy birthday, I want to say too much because I'll
up just crying here. She's like the best kid ever.
She's so awesome and I'm just really lucky to be

(20:06):
her dad and sort of have this other human that
I can guide through life and be like, you should
do this, you shouldn't do that, you should It's she's
a great kid. Happy nineteenth Birthday to ads. And it
is Summer of Kiss Memorial Day weekend this weekend. It
all kicks off Tomorrow Friday, two pm. We start playing
some of your favorite party songs, some songs maybe you

(20:28):
haven't heard in a while, just make you smile. No,
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Sunday night on the Gateway Clipper, it's the Summer a
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A lot of people don't have to work on Monday
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(20:48):
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It's our buddy George here. I was going on, fellow
George here, catching up on Tuesday Mornings podcast. Y'all were
doing the thing with the Pittsburgh Police scanner about the
guy and Carrick that knocked on his neighbor's door. Yeah

(21:10):
and then got niked. Yeah, that was a story earlier
this week. Some guy just knocked on doors naked there
and Kerrick. Yeah, so what you're telling me is the
guy ding dong without the ditch. George, I think of George.
You shake it easy, George. You better take it easy
after that with George, come on, George. All right. Uh,
speaking of the Pittsburgh Police scanner, let's check in again.

(21:34):
A couple of people listening to the Pittsburgh Police scanner
and they go, oh, that's kind of interesting, and then
they will post about it on social media. It's become
a big thing in the city. They have their own website.
They sell merchpghdash scanner dot com. I got Pittsburgh Police
scanner sticker on my cooler. It is a Pittsburgh thing,
and it's time to find out what is happening around
our city. Lincoln Place callers said that he seems to

(21:59):
have anger the neighborhood. Oh, there's about fifteen people outside
waiting to beat him up. All right, what do you
have to do for the whole neighborhood? Kick your ass?
I don't even know if I've seen fifteen people outside
at the same time in my neighborhood, Like fifteen dude,
at this point, like fifteen people is an angry mouth.

(22:21):
It is you see fifteen people in your neighborhood, You're like,
am I in danger? So they have fifteen people standing
outside of your house just waitingry waiting for you, waiting
to kick your ass? What did you do? What did
you do? Somebody did so what did you do? Also
happening in and around our city Downtown penn ab caller

(22:42):
says they saw a guy driving a gray f one
fifty Hell yeah, openly drinking a can of beer while
driving well, hell no, we can't do that. Yeah, I know,
the f one fifty gave you a hell yeah, let's
see what I know. Let's see what this bad boys
up to, and then I can't. You can't do that,
you know. I mean, maybe you were feeling like a

(23:05):
bad boy and that might have been a hit. Your
f one fifty had like truck nuts. Maybe, man, it
had a lift kid on it, tires, Dooley's on the back.
I can do whatever I want in these streets. Yeah, well,
the cops gonna do you know, you're driving badass f
one fifty. If they pull you over there, you can go, Hey, man,
keep doing what you're doing. By the way, tickle tickle,

(23:26):
black these trucknuts you got here. Yeah, man, don't drink
and drive, but Jesus like a can of beer while driving, sipping,
sipping and driving. Can't do that. I can't do that.
That's what's happening in and around our city. Dang all right,
we're gonna take everybody to the depths of Hell coming

(23:46):
up next. All right. A lot of us are probably
just sick of the whole Aaron Rodgers thinging like, let's go,
let's just the season and all that uh, he's back.
Obviously did the media yesterday and told everybody it's his
last season. Steelers Facebook comments on Aaron Rodgers calling it
his last season. Coming up next around seven twenty five,
It's Mikey Bob Nix.

Speaker 11 (24:08):
Kids.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Listen to the show live on the free iHeartRadio app.
And if you miss any of the show, you can
get caught up with Mikey and Bob podcast every day
for absolutely free on the iHeartRadio app. It is the
Kiss Morning Free Show. Aaron Rodgers officially announces that this
is going to be his last season in the NFL
playing football and with the Steelers. And then we read

(24:31):
the Facebook comments on the internet. Everyone is a GM yep,
everyone is everything. It's time for Steelers facebook comments. We
get the pulse of Steeler Nation here diving into the
Steelers Facebook comments. After Aaron Rodgers returns and announces this

(24:54):
is going to be his final season, William t too bad.
It wasn't last year, but Robin g he's gonna give
it as a super Bowl season now loading stair way
to seven. Oh all right, Robin, Dad, I'm Vicky z here.
I wonder if he likes dogs and cats? The hell

(25:14):
are you do you? That's what you wonder about. There's
just some unhinged people that we just are around every
day that in society, you know, lurking on Facebook and
then lurking in these streets. Hey Aaron Rodgers last year?
Oh when he makes dogs and cats?

Speaker 3 (25:32):
I don't know how does he like?

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Does he like dog and cat? Uh? Steelers Facebook comments
here page M love him and the Steelers. I met
Brett keesl Out eating wings in late trop with a
good looking man. He is what I love it. It's
like a It's like a shiny object, like, hey, what
do you think about Aaron Rodgers? I met Bret Kesley
eating wings and latrobe. She met keithl fifteen years ago,
and h and Steelers are good forever Billy as when

(25:56):
you're telling the world you're too old to play another year,
you're also telling them that this is guaranteed not to
be your best year. I mean that's true too, Jim
kay here as coach Tomlin once said, you couldn't imagine
how little I care was that Tomlin ism w Wendy
m here By, Felicia Derek T. Steelers should be on

(26:17):
hard knocks to follow this drama queen around again. Steelers
Facebook comments. Hey, it would be a great hard knock here,
as it would. Aaron Rodgers said, this is last year.
Alicia m glad he's back, total hobby in a dad
way boy, all right, calm down. Gabriel C wish he
was coming to play in Mexico City this year. Hey, Gabrielle,

(26:38):
so do me and Bob I wish we were playing
in Mexico this year. Steelers Mexico was ready for some
blackie goal man. I'm telling you, I believe him. There
ain't nothing like that group of Steeler fans down there
in Mexico. Yeah, one day we did in the NFL.
Send him one day. We gotta go, Jason p. Maybe
they can just bring back Big Ben next year. Okay,

(27:00):
don't don't say his name. He said his name, wants
to do it. Don't do it three times or he's
gonna show up at the facility. Dale s. You've been
saying that for least six years, Aaron Rodgers, Greg B
you better be grooming the youngsters. Huh. Pause. You should
have wrote something more than that, like the quarterbacks are

(27:23):
not the best wording. Yeah, no, it's not. Mike. Last
year in the Steelers Facebook comments about it being Aaron
rodgers last year. Is anyone shocked that he would announce
this right now to try to make the season all
about him. I've never wanted a season to go any
faster than this one. I mean, it's gonna be a
long season, it is. I love that he did a
full press conference and a six second clip at the end. Yeah,

(27:46):
just enraged people. Yeah, it wait to make it all
about you Rogers. It was he was asked, you know
this is gonna be your last year. This could be
your last year. Do you even think of that right now? Yes?
Your last year?

Speaker 12 (28:00):
It?

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Yeah, this is it? Also, this is it for me?

Speaker 2 (28:02):
A watch.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
One more here Kathy f and the Steelers facebook comments
at Aaron Rodgers. My granddaughter saw him, okay at cool
Cones by North Park and those men were so nice.
Oh my god. Her granddaughter was one of the people
at cool Cones. Here was Aaron Rodgers being asked about

(28:26):
getting ice cream.

Speaker 7 (28:27):
I'm not gonna tell you what I do on my
personal time.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
That's my guy, right, there's Aaron Rodgers. We all know
your cool Cone town Rogers. I gotta play a little
bit of the cool Cons song the cool Cone song.
I mean, we got it right, cool CODs. My granddaughter
saw him. They were just such nice men at North Park.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Karon Rodgers is back with the Steelers.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
And now we're finally.

Speaker 13 (28:54):
QB one is gone up be we know because he
wasn't cons All.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Right, that's enough, hope everybody enjoyed Steelers Facebook comments. I
want to go to the zoo so bad. I know
it's not ready for the public to see yet and
all that, but you see, Pittsburgh Zoo got a new
line cub, first one in six years. I did, I did.
That thing is so cute. It's a cat. Listen, it's

(29:27):
a cat. I love cats. I make cats. It's a
cat to me. So I can't look at that picture
and think, oh I can't. It's just the little baby too.
It's not it can't be dangerous, right, little one. But yeah,
we got a we got a new baby cub first
in six years at the zoo. Can't see it yet
and everything I think they said like late summer, early fall,
maybe it'll be ready for show and tell for everybody,

(29:49):
but Pittsburgh Zoo, you have the opportunity to own the
internet with the baby cub dude. Put it in costumes.
Oh my gosh, all of it, like dress it up,
just put a live cam on it. Just flood social media.
You got a baby animal, take advantage Pittsburgh Zoo. It's
Mikey about the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Free Show.

(30:10):
By the way, speaking to animals, we were stunned earlier
this week by our friend Opal, who always leaves a
bunch of messages on the show.

Speaker 10 (30:18):
Nicky and Bobby just wanted to let you know that
yesterday I learned that horses legs are actually fingers because
they only have one tone.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
In Yeah, it really messed us up, it did it.
It messed us up to learn that that horses don't
have legs they're they're actually fingers. We learned it for
the first time. I went home and told my wife
Jamie that and she said she knew that, to which
I was like, why didn't you ever tell me? She's like,
it never came up in conversation like that, that can't come.

(30:49):
But you gotta just tell me those aren't horses legs.
Why don't they teach that in school? They should be
all right, let's get to another talkback message here again.
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Speaker 14 (30:59):
Appkeim Bob catch up on the podcast here. I'm listening
to the part where you say horses have four fingers. Yes,
and while I agree, but I disagree because here's the thing.
Horses have front legs and back legs, so wouldn't the
front legs be fingers, but then the back legs would

(31:22):
technically be toes. So they're walking on their fingertips and tiptoes.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
I don't know about that. I don't know if they're
all right. Hold on, let me get to another talkback
message here.

Speaker 15 (31:32):
Hey, Bob, just following up on your guys's horse talk.
Horses actually used to have toes, is what I have
always learned and have found in my research. Okay, they
actually have a little remnant of a toe called a
chest snut.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Okay, wait, all right, so we're learning horses have a chestnut.

Speaker 15 (31:52):
It's on the inside of each four of their legs,
which used to be it was their last basically toes,
and they only have one hoof left, which is their
last toe.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
I can't deal with the evolutionary stuff, learning what like
animals used to be and stuff. That stuff blows my
mind because.

Speaker 15 (32:10):
All four have over time disappeared and their second toe
that left is actually still on their leg. It's actually
the same on dogs too. If you look, they have
that little rub on the back of their legs. It
looks like one of their toe. Yeah, and it's actually
because they used to have more toes and their evolutionary

(32:32):
lead going away.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
You mean to tell me horses were out here waving fingers? Oh,
just sitting there waving. Oh no, man, I just looked up.
That's all completely true. The evolution of horses. They used
to have like toes, like multiple toes instead of just
one big one, dude. And horses started out the size

(32:54):
of dogs, and as they grew bigger with that evolution
and stronger. Yeah, their body evolved. Did their nuts grow
the chestnuts? Uh no, it doesn't. I don't see anything.
Were a day in May, we're giving away concert tickets
coming up at.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
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(33:36):
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couple of minutes. Here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show,
it is Mikey and Bob. Hello morning, sure on donut.

Speaker 12 (33:47):
How are you guys this morning?

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Good man, how are you good? It's good.

Speaker 12 (33:50):
I just want to call and say that my wife
and my mother are traveling up to all Be, New
York today and my wife loves and listening to you
guys in the morning.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
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Speaker 12 (33:58):
I just want to give her a quick shout out.

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Oh nice, what's yeah? What's her name?

Speaker 2 (34:01):
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Speaker 12 (34:03):
My mother's name is Laurie, and they're both crazy driver.
So anybody going Northland seventy nine this morning, just get
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Speaker 1 (34:10):
Look God, Jessica and Laurie are on the streets. Oh man,
you know, okay, Like it's really my nineteen year old
daughter Addison's birthday today. The least everybody could do is
end their messages with happy birthday Addison today. Only it's
not Bob's Birthday's Birthday's New Year's Day. It's my best

(34:32):
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Speaker 8 (34:39):
It's like I woke up it was twenty five, and
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Speaker 1 (34:47):
Okay, I don't know where we're going here, but she
woke up and she was twenty five, and oh, I
think she's making the connection that you know, I said,
it's my daughter Addison's nineteenth birthday today, and just how
time flies sometimes. Man, A lot of people that listen
to our show, remember when our kids were born, we
got married, like we have become men. I guess whatever

(35:12):
we are must dad, You've all grown up with us,
and you've seen that Bob has an upper lip bush.
Now you know we're we're gentlemen now, is what we are.
I think that's what she's trying to say. It's sort
of like twenty five, what happened?

Speaker 2 (35:27):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (35:28):
What happened is right? And my daughter's almost as old
as you are. Sometimes I can just forget that you
guys are real people's real life jamming the Beebes too,
thank you? Right, Yeah, I love it. Just sometimes I
forget you guys are real people with real live Yeah.

(35:50):
It is, believe it or not, that's true. It is
one weird thing being other radio. It's like sometimes you
don't think we're real people, and then maybe you stumble
upon us in real life you're like wow, whoa, Yeah,
it's kinda It's kind of seeing your your teacher when
you're in school out someplace. I had a moment like
that yesterday. I got a message on Instagram. I had

(36:10):
an explosion. I saw you in the waiting room at
the cancer center. It took everything in me to not
be a super weirdo and say hi, whoever in your
family is being seen there. I hope their treatment is
going well. Yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Is that uh?

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Is that uh? Passive? It there?

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Right?

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Yeah, my father in law is getting some stuff done.
So I was at the cancer center yesterday for like
two and a half hours. Yeah. The super weird part, though,
is the fact that you didn't say hi. You gotta
say hi. That's why I told her. I'm like, no,
you gotta say hi. I'm in a waiting room for
two and a half hours with just me and my daughter,
like say hi. You know, even if you didn't want
to make it weird, you get said hi, and you know, yeah, yeah,

(36:51):
you didn't have to come sit with you or anything,
especially if we have our kids with us too, if
we have our kids with us. They think, I don't
know if your kids are the same way. But like
my daughter Addison thinks, it's so funny when people like
approach me in public and yeah, but just like also
like gosh about how much we mean how much they
like the show. And then my daughter's like, you're my dad,

(37:14):
So thank you for the nice message. Real people, believe
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Speaker 6 (38:00):
Mike and Bob it's your favorite candy man Dallas here again.

Speaker 16 (38:03):
Hey, I just told my girlfriend about the horses, yeah,
having fingers.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
She brought up a good point. She was like, what
about all the other animals with hoofs?

Speaker 17 (38:14):
So we need some answers, like the rhinos and the
donkeys and even the zebras.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Oh my gosh, they call them zebras in Australia. You
know how I know that because I watch Kriike. It's
the Irwins and they call them zebras. And also we
all may knowdding zebras are really black, like if you
shaved them down enough, they're really black. And they just
have the white stripes for camouflage. Right wow. So uh yeah,

(38:42):
I don't know horses have fingers. That's a messed up thing.
I don't know about other animals though. Animals have completely
taken a turn here on the show this week when
we learned that horses basically don't have legs. Hey, guys
from Harrison City, I am listening to the podcast from
when say fingers. Yeah, this is some This is some

(39:04):
stuff we dropped on everybody. I almost want to apologize
for bringing it up. It'll mess you up. Yeah, And now.

Speaker 18 (39:10):
My mind is blown because giraffe have fingers.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Wait a minute, what's up with giraffes? Do they got
they got horse hoofs? They giraffes. Okay, just looks out there,
prants and on long ass fingers. Giraffes can't have fingers.
Those things are legs, right, I'll look it up. Come
up very tall. Also, Oh my gosh, welcome to the club.
Drafts are my spirit animal too, because I'm a very

(39:35):
tall man. Go giraffes, I agree, But now I'm just like, man,
do they have fingers? Oh geez, all right, giraffes have fingers.
I know, mind blow. I know this is a lot
to take in. I'm sorry we're doing this to the
animal kingdom and blowing people's minds. But oh my god,
get out of here. Man, Okay, all right, be very careful.

(40:01):
Choose your next words and how you explain this. Okay,
Giraffes stand on their fingers and toes. I can't do this.
I don't even think girafts have incredibly elongated fingers and toes.
That's all it is. Those are fingers. Giraffes don't have legs, oh,

(40:26):
not all of them. My friend. The front legs. The
front legs are fingers and the back legs are toes. Oh,
the mid joint halfway down the leg on the front
leg is the actual animal's wrist. It's the giraffe's wrist.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
That's the same thing for horses and the mid what
we think their need is is the wrist. The midjoint
on the back legs the rear legs is actually the ankle.
Oh my god. No. And the hoofs, like we know,
the hooves they walk on are disheartened fingernails. Okay, me
be me and you unbelievable me and you need to

(41:03):
go to the Pittsburgh Zoo and just camp out in
front of the giraffes, right Louis, right, Louie, Let's have
a draft right there, Louie. We just need to stand by, Louie.
And then when people are just like, look how long
these legs are? We just going legs?

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Right, have a seat. Let me teach you a little
bit about your rafts. They ain't got no legs, They
got fingers and toes and toes and wrists and ankles. Unbelievable,
all right, there was one unbelievably educational our show is
There was one of the wildest moments in the history

(41:40):
of reality television that happened on the fiftieth season finale
of Survivor last night. Also, Colbert has his last late
show tonight. We'll get some of that around eight twenty
five and your chance at one thousand dollars this morning
around nine ten. It's Mikey and Bob kiss. For a
lot of people that are like me, Bob, today is

(42:01):
just today's day We've been waiting years for. There is
a new Star Wars movie in theaters today, The Mandalorian
and Grogu. Am I okay, yeah, I'm cool today because
I'm not going to see it today. It's my daughter's birthday.
I got stuff to do. I'm going to see it
tomorrow though. And am I gonna be okay? Yeah, I'll
be fine. It's gonna be awesome. Oh you'll be okay? Well?

(42:22):
Am I gonness, it's gonna it's gonna be Bad's got
no Star Wars can't do bad for me. I like
All Star Wars. Anything Star Wars. I like, what's your
least favorite Star Wars? There's not. I like it all.
It's all Star Wars and it's all good. So there
isn't a Bad Star Wars movie. Nah, no Bad Star Wars.

Speaker 12 (42:38):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
I love All Star Wars. I like all the weird stuff,
the cartoons. I like it all Man. New Star Wars
movie out today, everybody, It's Mikey Bob the ninety six
one Kiss Morning Freak Show. You've got an extra ticket?

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:48):
For Friday. Baby should invite Cam Hayward Man. Cam's probably
already seen Mandalorian and Grogu. He always goes to see
the movie previews. Maybe Cam should have invited me, is
what you're talking about? For real? I don't know. Me
and Cam should have been out there with their lightsabers
out man. Just you know, wow. Stephen Colbert's got his
last late show tonight on CBS. Last night he had

(43:12):
Bruce Springsteen on and was singing they gave two point
five million to Jose Andres World Central Kitchen. Just great
things Colbert has been doing on his his his way out.
His last show is tonight. There's rumors who's going to
be his final guest. Some people are saying George Clooney
because I think George Clooney was his first guest on
the show. But the big one that is rumor because

(43:36):
Stephen Colbert is a Catholic man. He is a very
deeply religious man. If you haven't dug into his backstory,
like basically, his whole family died r right when he
was younger, and religion is very deep part of his
you know, spirituality, all that stuff. There's rumors he's having
the pulpe on tonight because the Pope course of American

(43:57):
Pope from Chicago, right, So if there's no like language
barrier there or anything, Dude, he pulls the pope man.
I mean, not only is your last show, but you
probably make worldwide news at that point. What a walk
off that would be, right if he gets the Pope.
We got to talk about what happened on Survivor last night. Now,
me and Bob aren't like diehards when it comes to Survivor.
We've seen a couple of the earlier seasons. We're in

(44:19):
season fifty hours, right, We're sitting at fifty now. But
this was honestly one of the first big like reality
competition shows.

Speaker 9 (44:27):
This.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Do you remember when they used to give away well
they still do, like Emmys and stuff for this used
to win the Best Reality Show every year for the
Emmys Survivor Season fifty finale on last night. So let
me explain what happened. Jeff Probe's the host, is about
to throw to the video package of this guy Rizzo.

(44:50):
He would lose the final fire making challenge. So Probes
has to throw to the video package where Rizzo loses
the final fire but instead he just spoils it for
everybody and tells Rizzo, hey, go take a seat.

Speaker 6 (45:05):
Rizzo, you become the final member of our journey. Take
a spot over here.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Yeah, nobody knows that yet. He's not supposed to be
there yet. This is it.

Speaker 6 (45:12):
These are the people their game fell a little short,
but this is the group.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
That is going to go figure out what just happened.
He could tell by the way that they were reacting.
Was reacting. It's live TV too, they did not tape.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
This hasn't huh.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
I'm not even sure what's happening.

Speaker 6 (45:34):
But next we're gona have one final surprise for the players.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Oh man, it's so the audience is likes eliminated him
before it even happened on live TV. So then they
go to commercial and you know, I've seen videos online
and stuff like that. Chatter online that's just like the
commercial break was mayhem. Nobody knew what to do, and
it's like, it's my TV. You got you probably got
overtewing ten million people watching this Survivor fifty finale, and

(46:00):
then Propes comes back on and apologizes.

Speaker 6 (46:03):
All right, so it sorts it out. I love doing
live television. So in case you're confused, this is what happened.
We were going to show you fire making and then
have the loser of fire making, Rizzo, come out and
talk about how charming he is, and if he had
practiced fire making, maybe he would have won.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
But instead you sat him in the jury, spoiling the
video package that you were supposed to throw it to.
Instead we did a Survivor twist. It's the last twist
of the season. Oh yeah, we got a kick into
the future. So now we're gonna watch Rizzo lose in
fire the job. All right, now, listen, Probes, that's a

(46:40):
great recovery on your recovery. It's a great recovery.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
There.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
There's a lot of confusion on what happening, and I
believe that's on Probes though, right unless there was a
producer in his ear being like set Riso down in
the jerky unless there was a producer yelling in his ear.
It was just probes forgetting that they haven't seen the
package yet, so it was kind of a plunky mess.
One of the most awkward live TV reality TV moments

(47:04):
I think that we've seen maybe ever on Survivor fifty
last night. All right, we got around to say something
nice coming up around eight fifty five A pair of
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(47:25):
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You Bob.

Speaker 11 (47:28):
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Thank you.

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But boy, was I glad to tune into the radio
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(48:11):
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Kiss Hey, Bob, do you want to put gloves on
for this? Because I think I should put some gloves
on because we're about to milk some Steelers content. Here.
You got gloves you gonna go on today? Okay, get

(49:21):
under that Steelers cow because it's full of milk. Offseason milk.

Speaker 12 (49:26):
Bawl.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
We gotta milk it out. Melt the Steelers. God, damn
noltl milk the Steelers condemn. All Right, new Steelers coach
from Pittsburgh, right, Mike McCarthy. We all know he spoke
to the media yesterday. This first time he's speaking since
you know Aaron Rodgers is back. We got ot as
going on stuff like that. Here is the question that

(49:48):
Mike Brezuda from the DV Morning Show. That is the
DV Morning Show with Randy Bauman, new sidekick, newly hired
full time sidekick, Tad Whistle. Yes, you got Abby Christner
there too. You got Mike Persuda who does sports full time.
You have full time producer Jacob but the five DV

(50:11):
right there d D Morning Show, he asked the question.
Mike pursuited it. Mike, did watch him play and make
sure he's still the guy you want him to be?
Or is he assumed that he's he'll still be that guy?

Speaker 12 (50:23):
I mean when I watch him play at ice SCD,
damn make I had a hell of a coaches young player.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
You know he's he come kidding, he still throws it. Uh,
he could throw it with anybody. I love that, man.
I love that response of just like you know, did
you when you watched him, did you see he still
got it? I watched him, I said he's younger. Yeah,
good g D coach. Of course it was him. Uh
So that was Mike McCarthy talking about Aaron Rodgers, and

(50:50):
then Aaron Rodgers said yesterday that he uh, I just
love this. He told Omar Khan to interview Mike McCarthy. Yeah, man, right,
we're milking in.

Speaker 7 (51:01):
I had a conversation with Omar at the end of
last year and I encouraged him for an outside perspective.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Yeah, to interview Mike. Yeah, Okay, it's thereon Rodgers, He's
the reason he's there.

Speaker 7 (51:12):
Not thinking that even would honestly, but then when it
became more serious, I was thinking, Wow, that'd be a
really interesting thought to come back and play with Mike.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Okay, you tell Omar con to interview Mike McCarthy, and
you don't think he's gonna do it. They're trying to
get you back, like you basically asked for this. They're
gonna show back up and play now. He was asked
about being spotted at cool Cones. I mean, that's important
stuff that we want to know. This is what we
would ask if I would ask, like, what was you

(51:42):
what'd you get? What'd you get? Then? Why didn't you
get your wife? Anything? We heard it was? We heard
the news report it with three items, there were four you.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Here is Aaron Rodgers when asked about being at cool Cones.
That was the first he was spotted in Pittsburgh. Rodgers
the older guy. Maybe he's lactose. Maybe maybe he's wanting
to take the boys out rule cool cans. Cool combes
could lead to you know, if you're like me, bad
splatters it? Could you know, I'm not.

Speaker 7 (52:11):
Gonna tell you what I do in my personal time.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Okay, cool cons he's good. I'm not gonna tell you
what I Come on, hey, cool Cons the endorsement. Come on, man,
you what I do.

Speaker 7 (52:28):
I'm not gonna tell you what I do in my
personal time. You already saw it went to that ice
cream spot.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
It's got a name. It's cool Cons, Cool Cons, and
it's not c O O L it's k O O L. Rogers.
Are you surprised if other sightings?

Speaker 7 (52:44):
Was it intentional to be sighted?

Speaker 4 (52:46):
Do not be sed?

Speaker 1 (52:47):
No, I just live my leg. Oh man, bad boy,
he's a bad boy. I'll hear a cool Cones, cool
guy at cool Cons asking about cool Cons, not hiding
from anybody's out here, living his life ice cream times
per time Air Rodgers don't talk about that cook cans.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
So he's back.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
I mean, we're a couple of days in and it's
just yeah, the milk is flowing, The milk is flowing.
I love how much we've talked about Aaron Rodgers and
an ice cream shop. Oh, melt, melt, melt, melt, melt.
The stealers, God damn, molt melt melt the stealer's cotdamn.
All right, we do around to say something nice coming
up next around eight fifty five, Your chance at one

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thousand dollars around nine ten. It's Mikey and Bob. It's
Mikey and Bob, A Kiss, Morning Freak Show. More people
entering for Noah Con tickets A pair of day in May.
Today you can win tickets go see Noahcon July thirty,
panc Park.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Hi, It's Sana.

Speaker 5 (53:40):
I would love to take my sixteen year old daughter
to Noah Con.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
She is so obsessed with his music.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Me too.

Speaker 18 (53:49):
And also we are trying to see how many concerts
we can go to before she graduates high school.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
That's a that's a fun little thing. Let's get to
another one.

Speaker 18 (54:00):
I need to win the Knower Con tickets for my
twin daughters. Okay, I tried so hard to get them
tickets for there, but I felt.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
As a mom, you didn't fail as a mom. You
gave me failed. You didn't fail as a mom. You
gave it a good shot, and you didn't get them.
Not everybody can get them, you know, just get fail
as a mom.

Speaker 18 (54:17):
And they love going to concerts together and it's like
the only time they get along together and enjoy their company.

Speaker 15 (54:22):
Please please please pick us.

Speaker 18 (54:24):
Temmy from New Kensington.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Thank you, all right, twin girls settled down. I love it,
noahkan music brings them together. Though that's nice. There is
that pressure on pairings. It's that's the thing that sucks
about trying to get tickets for concerts. Yeah, it sucks
right that you feel like you let your kids down
if you can't get I'm eighty five thousand in the queue, right,
and it's like, oh, if I get to the front,

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I have to pay like three hundred dollars. It's just right.
It's tough out here, man, gas like five dollars a gal.
You're doing just fine, is a mom? Okay, you know what.
Let's say something nice? Okay, yeah, all right. We do
this thing on the show where you send us talk
back messages and we just like to hear what's going
on in your life. Or you got something nice to

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say about somebody, somebody maybe made you smile, maybe made
you laugh, somebody making your day a little brighter, somebody
you want to brag about. It's time to say something nice.
Here on the Kids Morning, for each out poop, we.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
Say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
You got it, you got it.

Speaker 8 (55:26):
Say something nice, Say something nice.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
She gotta say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 8 (55:36):
So My mom's a teacher and it is her twenty
sixth year of teaching. She had some surgery this past year,
so she actually is retiring this year, and I just
wanted to put it out there for her happy retirement,
but also to all teachers. Yeah, if you're retiring, congrats.
If not, you're so close.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
It's almost summer, ey, teachers are so close, so she's
you're so closed. Hey, congrats, congrats the mom. I'm retiring.
I job out there. Mom, twenty six years you had
your kids.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Say something nice. Say something nice.

Speaker 5 (56:14):
Hi, Mikey and Bob as your friendly Spanish teacher. I'm
getting caught up on parking lot Karate at cool Cones.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Parking Lot Karate at cool Cones was the name of
one of our recent podcasts, and I just.

Speaker 5 (56:27):
Wanted to say thank you and say something nice to
you guys for kind of letting Katie k know. Hey,
you guys didn't get any of us women to give
our opinions, and I appreciate that. I appreciate you guys
saying the things.

Speaker 6 (56:44):
Have a great thing.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
Okay, let me hit this.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Yeah, Katie k ran this thing. Didn't they go and
talk to people on the street outside of Tequila Cowboy
about Aaron Rodgers. And it was like a minute long
US with years old all of this, and I truly
believe that you should be starting one of those young rookies.
This is a young man's game. What are we talking
about here? Okay? And it went on for like a minute.
They did not talk to one female. No, no women

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at all. There was no one, no outside thee Quilla Cowboy.
Line them up, dude, this football a para day in May.
You can win tickets to go see that guy, Noah
con at PNC Park July third. Just send a talkback
message why you want to go through the free iHeartRadio app.
It's Mike you a Bob the Kiss Morning Freak Show.
Let's get to this talkback message brought to us by

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the Pavement group.

Speaker 16 (57:35):
Hey guys, I was listening to the podcast and was
listening to the horse tartar bit and just like the
guy that called in about that, and how like he
quoted that as if like his buddies would know, and
they looked at him like he's crazy.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Yeah, this is a thing that happens a lot of
times where people will be with their friends and then
they'll try to recite something from the show, and then
if their friends don't listen to the show, they have
no clue what you're talking about.

Speaker 16 (58:00):
And now we've talked about it before on the show,
but like I do that literally all the time, and
it's like an inside joke with.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Myself, Like it's like a little tick that we all
have if you're listening to the show long enough.

Speaker 16 (58:10):
I'm in Ohio and I'm quoting it like other people
are gonna know and they have no clue.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
But it makes me laugh good.

Speaker 16 (58:17):
And I know you guys have said that you guys
do it like to each other and stuff.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Yeah, me and Bob can have full conversations with just
noises and ticks because we've known each other since we
were like eight years old, and like laugh about it. Yeah,
but I'm doing it to like plank faces. They have
no clue. It's gone on good and like I know
that good, but.

Speaker 16 (58:35):
To me, it's still making me laugh. Like the other day,
I watched a video at work of a dog crashing
a golf cart.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Oh wow, dogs can drive, and I.

Speaker 16 (58:45):
Just looked at it and it was like, oh man,
I I didn't know if dogs could drive.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Yeah, and yep, that was it. We knew exactly where
you were going.

Speaker 16 (58:53):
And I just was laughing because it's like they have
no clue. But I know, I do kind of feel
like at some point in my life though, even though
you know, I'm out here in Ohio.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Yeah, Okay, by the way, Ohio is not far away.
You could still get our station in Ohio. Yeah, it
might be a little farther from where we're at. One
of these days, I'm gonna make a joke, right like that,
and it's going to go it lands on Dafierre's all time.

Speaker 16 (59:22):
But one of these days, if somebody gets that, that's
like a lifer right there, Like I just made a
best friend for life instantly.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Yeah, it's a good point. I'm telling you a lot
of people that connect with our show. I think if
you if you meet somebody, if you listen to our
show like every day, if you're if you're a Mober
yeah yeah, right, a Mikey Bomber or whatever, I think
you find somebody else that listens to the show, it
unlocks friendship without a unlocks friendship instantly. By the way,

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the thing he was talking about was a few years
back when a dog drove through a wall at a
Walmart don, West.

Speaker 17 (59:56):
Virginia, shoppers couldn't believe who was behind the wheel after
a car crashed into the Wayne Walmart.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
I didn't know dogs could drive.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
I didn't know dogs could drive. And we're off.

Speaker 17 (01:00:07):
An employee says she was on a break when she
noticed a car in this space started moving slowly toward her.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
I didn't know dogs could drive. Is the car an
inch closer? She assumed the driver maybe with somebody she
knew who was messing with her, somebody she knew that
was messing with her. Or dogs could drive.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Dogs can be your best friend.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Dogs can be your best friends. And I did not
know the dogs could drive.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Say they can be your enemy too.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Initial joy can be your enemy too. I didn't know
dogs could drive. The car crashed into the front of
the buildings. Okay, I don't want a person to talk
to call in quick time out. This is a story
about a dog driving a car into a West Virginia Walmart.
That's incredible.

Speaker 17 (01:00:51):
After the accident, a store employee says they paged the
owner of the car, who turned out to be a
woman they described as appearing in her late seventies.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Ah Man granny didn't know dogs.

Speaker 17 (01:01:01):
She says, she left her car running so her dogs
could stay cool while she was shopping.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
In her defense, she didn't know dogs the way Kemmedy
Schurt's Department says. The dog had knocked the car out
of park. You want to move by the dog. Here,
we will go through your head.

Speaker 6 (01:01:16):
If you actually saw a dog coming straight at you
behind the wheel of a car.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
I would laugh for sure, and then I'd be like,
oh wow, dogs can drive.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Oh wow, oh wow, dogs can drive. The next thing,
you want to see them shopping or something. All right,
we already have dogs driving in West Virginia. We don't
need dogs shopping in too. I didn't know dogs could
drive and shop.

Speaker 17 (01:01:41):
Officer say the car and building only suffered a very
minor damage and those dogs were just fine despite not
wearing their seat belts.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Yeah, I didn't know dogs can drive.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
I didn't know dogs could drive.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
I didn't know dogs could drive.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Oh wow, dogs can draw.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Oh wow, dogs can drive. A dog drove a car
into a Walmart in West Virginia. Your kiss cloudy today
with some rain his in me mid to upper sixties.
Memorial Day weekend coming up this weekend. Summer of Kiss

(01:02:18):
Kickoff tomorrow two pm. We started playing party songs all
through Memorial Day on Monday, and then of course the
Summer of Kiss Kickoff, a little party cruise that is
Sunday evening hosted by our guy Justin who does the
night show. Here this Sunday night station Square Gateway Clipper
right there. Gotta be twenty one and over. But hey,
not a lot of people gotta work Monday for Memorial Day.

(01:02:39):
Here have a little might not on the Gateway Clipper
with some of our friends, the Summer of Kiss Kickoff Cruise.
You can get your tickets at nine to six to
one kiss dot com. I just got a message from
our buddy what Aaron here the nurses on six B
at Children's Hospital would like a walk for children. Shout out. Okay,

(01:03:02):
well there it is me and Bob. I don't know,
probably man oh boy. Shout out to the nurses on
six B at Children's Hospital. Me and Bob been hosting
the walk for Children's Hospital every year since they've been
doing it. It's gonna be Saturday, June sixth this year
at Shenley Park. I just went to the website walk

(01:03:24):
for Children's dot Org. They've raised nine hundred and twenty
eight thousand dollars this year alone. Their goals one point
two million. I think we can get to that, right, Yeah.
His son, Aiden, he said, has been in the hospital
for a couple months now and is going to be
staying for a couple more months. And they said, I

(01:03:45):
wonder if Mikey and Bob will be there at the walk.
Aiden said, I know them. They are the most famous
people I know. Keep in mind, this kid has met
Andrew mccutching a million times. Okay, we're not hey, Aiden,
chill out.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
Okay, thank you, Aiden.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
It's nice. Hopefully we'll see you at the Walk for
Children's Walk for Children's dot Org. If you want to
be a part of it, So shout out to Aiden,
and shout out to the nurses on six Be Children's Hospital.
That's an amazing event every year. Like, yeah, it's so much.
They threw on a full festival, Like it's it's more
than a walk. It's a walk, and of course you're
you're raising money for a great cause, but it is

(01:04:21):
literally a full festival out there for kids. All right,
let's get to another talkback message here. Send them through
the free iHeartRadio app brought to us by the Pavement group. Hey, Mikey,
I went, I had a surprise away game the other
day at the park. Okay, so you're you're This was
not addressed to both of us. This was a Haymikey.

(01:04:42):
And then basically, a surprise away game means they went
to the bathroom at a park. How on earth did
you used to stand a white cheeks? I couldn't get
the right angle, right predation.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
O my cheek?

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
What how did you do that? Especially you need to
squat O over and like, man, it looks like a
all right advice times you turn your body in a
letters it's cut over and listen, man, I just stand

(01:05:16):
up and dude, what do you? Why you? Why are
you acting like I'm weird? You went to the bathroom
in the park. By the way, if you missed the
beginning of the show today, Oh my god, we were
we were off yesterday. Yeah, with a day off yesterday.

(01:05:37):
Not only was Jason Derulo up here at the station, right, yeah,
that's a that's a big deal, but we got a
text message from somebody we work with. Here wasn't a
picture of Jason Derulo it was a pair of poopy
underwear that somebody left in the men's handicapped stall. Here
wasn't us. We weren't even here yesterday. Now you would think,

(01:06:01):
you well, let me ask you, as a person who's
pooped their pants here before throw it away in the trash,
fill the nest in the trash to say, you wrap
it up in toilet paper or paper towels. You bury
the treasure right so you're not even touching anything you
put it. You just throw it right in there. You
don't leave your underwear balld up now. And you know,
like the the rail, it was on the handicap rail,

(01:06:24):
the safety rail for the Jesus and we work with monsters.
We know if it was somebody on like the for
that works as radio. Because there's other people that work
in the building. I don't know who did it. It
might have been one of the delivery people that just
used the bathroom. Real quick, somebody let poop you underwear
in the men's bathroom yesterday. Casanulo, he hasn't been cleared.

(01:06:49):
I'm not pointing fingers, but he hasn't been should have
done an underwear check on de Rulo before we let
him leave the building. Yes, yeah, yeah, all right Steelers
Facebook comments. Coming up next on the Kiss Morning Free Show,
It's Mike, Kim Bob Pleas seeven wait tickets and go
see Noah kN at PNC Park July third. Today. Here
on ninety six to one Kiss.

Speaker 19 (01:07:07):
My my name is Morgan Earlia and I'm from Irwin, Pennsylvania.
Noah Con is my favorite artist and I would love
to win tickets for his concert. Not only has he
got me through some really hard times, but he got
me through the good times and brought me and my
boyfriend together.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
We really wanted over the song.

Speaker 19 (01:07:23):
Forever and being able to hear that live, which genuinely
via a dream come true. And I would love to
bring my boyfriend with.

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Me so you can experience that together.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Yeah, belting out Forever right of Noah Kan Show. Keep
sending your talkback messages in today through the free iHeartRadio app.
You want to win some no Con tickets Here on
ninety six one Kiss, It's Mikey and Bob. We will
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concert tickets for eight am tomorrow morning. Also throughout the day,

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you're gonna have twelve more chances. Try to pay your bills.
We get away one thousand dollars ten after every hour
here on ninety six to one. Kiss be listening for
that next chance coming up in about ten minutes. During
the run. Tuly feels like Friday today, right am? I crazy? Yeah,
we were off yesterday, so this week's all off feels
like a Friday. You got Friday Bobs today, Bobs. I
got Friday Bob's today, Dude, I got the Friday Bobs man?

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
The Friday Bobs man? Careful, don't want to get a
case of the Friday Bob. I hope I get the
Friday bombs tomorrow. Man, I'm having to leave your underwear
and the man who did that. And again, if you
haven't heard our story yet, somebody uh soiled their underwear
and left their white briefs in the men's in the
big handicaps all. They left it on the railing. Yeah,

(01:08:41):
animals just left it there, walked out. Gross. Uh. The
final Late Show is tonight on CBS. Stephen Colbert says
goodbye tonight. He's gonna have a big guest or two.
There's rumors that might be George Clooney because he was
his first guest. But the big rumor is he's got
the pulp that could be clue any order. The poe

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could be some stunning things Tonight on Stephen Colbert The
Last Late Show, of course, will recap it tomorrow for you.

Speaker 19 (01:09:08):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
Buccos are in Saint Louis. They won yesterday what seven
to nothing afternoon one fifteen. Uh first pitch for the
Pirates in Saint Louis. And by the way, just let
everybody know again Mandalorian and Grogo brand new Star Wars
movies out in theaters starting today. You can go see it. Unbelievable.
Happy birthday of your daughter Addison. Yes, and happy nay yeah,

(01:09:29):
Happy nineteenth birthday, going out, going out, going out for
a little dinner on the tom Probably gonna do a
little botch, you know. Yeah. Happy birthday to my daughter.
Me and Jamie's daughter. Addison turns nineteen today. She's the
best kid in the world. When your name of the
podcast today, Bob draft my pants and luck my underwear again.

(01:09:51):
I'll do it professionally now, diraft my pants and left
my underwear. No need to do it professionally. There wasn't
a need for that. I just wanted to Okay, yeah,
you know, Ryan Seacrest is up next. I had to
set the standard here, Okay, all right, yeah, Ryan Seacrest
shows up next. Catch up on the podcast We're Gonna
Say Anything, talking about w kst f M Pittsburgh ninety

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six one Kiss