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October 29, 2025 77 mins
Mikey is the king of Kohls Cash - Bob Is on a porch goose hunt - Power Ranking worst Halloween candy - The deer are horny and we read the Facebook comments - Florida pumpkin smasher was arrested - Steelers... and a lil lets go pens - Mikey is ready for the love is blind reunion - Porch Gooch - Have anything fun for the show... Want to say hi... Listen on iHeartRadio click the little mic and leave us a talkback message

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
To the ninety six one this morning, freak shill. Go ahead,
tell everybody what you just told me right before the
microphones went on, because I want to start the show
with this. I said, you got the Cole's email this
morning next to twenty percent off and then ten dollars
off of a fifty spent and I just go Cole's Cash.
You got that? Okay? Yeah? And then I got the
King of Colds catch and I turned the microphones on.

(00:22):
By the way, good morning everybody on Mikey. That's Bob.
We're best friends on the radio, best friends in real life.
I've known him since we've played Little League Baseball together.
We love you, Pittsburgh. Yeah, yeah, delete that email right now. Okay,
get it out of my face. Right when I buy
big and tall clothes from Cole's. Yeah, I don't go
into the stores Coles dot com right right, Actually, I

(00:44):
don't even go to the website. I'm right on the
Coles app. Oh watch out, watch out, he's got the
app downloaded.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
You you mean.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
To tell me right before the microphone's on you? Oh, hey,
i'd be Hey, did you get the Cole's email twenty
percent off? I thought you'd be excited if you spend up, bro,
I am so into coals cash forty percent off or
I don't look at it. That's it coy. Twenty's not enough,
not enough, twenty is not enough, forty percent off coals cash,

(01:13):
or I don't even want it because I know this
is amateur stuff they're sending me. Then, oh, they're just
trying to lure me in. They're like fishing. They can
lure a normal person in with that, get me in
with it. Yeah, they're coals fishing. I'm not biting on
that bait. Don't bite on it. Well you were going to,
because you're like, did you get the email? It's twenty
percent off coals. I know you like to get big
and toll clothes at coals dot com. I don't pay attention.

(01:34):
I thought you thought you all in. No, dude, they'll
come back around in like a week or two, and
they'll not what they don't be bad. No. What they
do is they go, hey, mystery, mystery percent could be twenty,
could be thirty or forty. It's always forty for me,
God always fall. They know they know this guy doesn't

(01:54):
play around. What I do is I go on the app.
I pick a bunch of things that I want. Yeah,
put it in the cart, and then when that forty
comes around, boom, get that forty. And then when you
buy a bunch, you get the Coals cash, right yeah,
So then I get the Coals cash, and then I
got stuff that's already in my cart. So I'm like, well,

(02:15):
these two shirts are free now because Coals cash. Wow.
So there you go, just explained it. Great start to
the show. Huh, not impressed by my Coals deal? No,
delete that email, get out of here. They gotta got
me to respond to them.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, tell Coals not today, Coles my call Frank. Then hell, no,
double that or get me out of here. Coles forty
percent or get out.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
I am the king Coles Cash. This is Cole's shirt
too nice? How much cold cash you're carrying around there?
They there's limits on it, all right. I didn't know
if you so like it's the stack. No, it's I
do the same thing. I wait for the forty percent,
then I buy a bunch, then they give you Coals cash,
and then you buy a little bit more but it's

(03:00):
not really costing you anything. And then you wait for
the forty percent to come back around. Too telling. You
just gave away my secrets. If anybody really wants to
hammer on that Coles Cash, delete that twenty percent email,
get out of here. Just wait like a week or
two and they'll come back with forty percent. Didn't think
we were gonna do a damn Cole's ad to start
the show, But here we are ninety six. Kiss Mike

(03:23):
and Bob Drovley, Shay Buddies, Kiss, Morning Freak Show. It's
gonna be partly cloudy today. We might see some rain
come through later this afternoon with highs in the in
the mid fifties. I'm uh, I'm in a bad place
this morning. Are you okay? I don't know all right,
I'm like, physically, are you okay? Is that yeah? Okay
physically or okay? Why are you in a bad are

(03:44):
you already like in a bad place? On the internet,
I'm on Facebook, okay? On the porch Goose Club of America.
What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (03:53):
What?

Speaker 1 (03:53):
How do you get there so early?

Speaker 5 (03:56):
Like?

Speaker 1 (03:56):
How how are you there? My wife's birth days on Friday, right,
and she's wanted one of those porch geese, you know,
like those stupid cement porch that people dress up not
stupid all right, whatever, those porch guese that people dress up.
By the way, I'm fully aware this is like giving

(04:17):
a person with a drug problem drugs, because as soon
as she gets one of these, it's gonna be a
thousand outfits for this thing. Of course you know this
because your wife Becca loves the Target birds. Yeah. Yeah,
they sell for like five dollars that you have the
little birds all over your house to change outfits, change seasons, everything.
I'm well aware that once I get one of these
porch geese, it's it's over. The problem is I can't

(04:40):
find them anywhere really, like uh, like the big box stores,
like the you know, yeah, you know, like a home
dep or something like that. Right, they have ones that
are right the home goods, or they have ones that
are resin. But it's like plastic. It's like buying a pie. Yeah,
you don't want that. It's like a goof goose. Yeah,
I don't want to go day. He's not going to

(05:00):
survive a storm it blows, it'll be blown down. I
can't have your porch goose blow down the block. So
I'm looking for the old school, like heavy one, right,
the cement ones that you would see in ceramic or something. Yeah,
something with a little way to it, right, Yeah, some girth,
girsy goose dude, I called. I called like thirty places yesterday.

(05:21):
I called like thirty places yesterday. And then like as
I was calling places, people were telling me, like people
that were working there just like we don't have them,
but maybe this place has them. So I'm just I'm
this wild man dude. Nobody has them. Hey, a wild
goose chase. I'll clap for myself, wild goose Chase yesterday.

(05:44):
All right, So we called a bunch of places and
nobody's got them. Yeah. I was calling like concrete places
because people are just like, you might want to try
this concrete place. And I call, like, you know, just
this concrete guy, and I'm just like, hey, you got
a uh those cement porch geese dude, And they're like what,

(06:04):
all right, listen, the fact that you brought it up
on the show. Now you are gonna get a porch goose.
So the fact that I brought up on the show
is I'm underwater here and I can't find one. You
have to find one before Friday. Yeah, her birthday's on Halloween.
Poor planning on your part first of all, But I
get it, dude, how hard could a Well, we're learning
it's pretty hard, right. I feel like Portuguese had their

(06:26):
run like a decade ago. Yeah yeah, you know you
think they're out or not. I call these like nursery
places and garden places and they're like, yeah, we've had them,
but they're sold out, like they're gone. I think there's
somebody out there who has like a porch goose that
they're just like, why did I buy this thing? You know,

(06:47):
like a regretful porch goose. Dude. You can't find any
like Facebook, Marketplace or any any of the dark web
places that know why. I'm on the porch Juice of
American all right, two hundred and seventy thousand members strong,
one around you. I'm on there looking for Pittsburgh people

(07:08):
to see if there's a Pittsburgh post that's like, yeah,
that's where I got mine. Because people will post me
like I live in North Carolina, where can I get one? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (07:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:16):
And then like you know, everybody wants that they're looking
for Pittsburgh, right, I'm looking for Pittsburgh. Okay, obviously I
am a bad place. Yeah, he's got two days to
do it pull off the portug Goose, the wild Goose
chases of the Micing and Bob Podcast. I love this
city so much. Yep, I love this city so much.

(07:38):
I love it so much.

Speaker 7 (07:40):
Clean the Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
you get your podcasts.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
On tonight nine pm. Huh clear the schedule. Love is
Blind Reunion on Netflix. Man, oh, I can't wait. I
thought you were jumping to Chicago's with me. No, you
got your Chicago all right now. It's Love is Blind
Reunion time tonight. Horrible season, but it can all come together.

(08:10):
They can make up for a bad season with an
explosive reunion. We'll see what that is all about. Nine
pm tonight is the Love is Blind Reunion and then
maybe some Facebook comments on the show tomorrow. Let's get
some of your talkback messages. You can be part of
the show. Just download our free iHeartRadio app, and when
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(08:31):
brought to us by One Team Media. We had nipple
tassels mailed to us yesterday and uh Bob put them on,
gotta try them out, and uh yeah, danced around and
it was tassele time. Let me take everybody back to
just real quick, tassel time.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
I've been told it's tasfle time.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
That's the best part right there, just you with nipple
tassels on, shaking them around, such a peak of myself
shaking up. Yeah, and it just got me. That's why
he laughed, right. You saw it in the camera, you know,
because we got cameras in here. Bob saw himself with
nipple tassels and couldn't handle it.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
I've been told it's tasle time.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
All right, So let's get to a talkback message here,
brought to us by one Team Media boys, your local
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Speaker 8 (09:22):
Yeah, please please tell me you're gonna make a YouTube
video for tassel time.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Helloo please ye love you boys, all right, tassel Time
videos up on the Mikey and Bob YouTube channel if
you would like to see the full tassel Time Bob
dancing around with nipple tassels that were sent to us
yesterday by wonderful listener Mills on the Mount. You know
it's great too. She's like somewhat of a newer listener. Yeah,
she's not. She she hasn't been here for the whole

(09:49):
lore and everything like that. She's a newer listener. She's
already sending us nipple tassels. She sent me a message
on Instagram. I think she paid seven bucks. She's like,
it's the best seven dollars I've ever spent it. Unbelief.
All right, we got a message here from Mills on
the mount who sent you the nimple tassels?

Speaker 9 (10:04):
Bob?

Speaker 10 (10:05):
Hey, guys, it's Mills on the Mountain here. O.

Speaker 7 (10:08):
God that.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Time, I'm told it's tassel time.

Speaker 10 (10:12):
And then literally making them twirl. Bob, are you kidding me?
You were meant for those? Yeah, you guys were going
to kick out of them, but like, I did not
expect that level of shenanigans and it was freaking epic. Yeah,
I'm so glad you enjoyed them.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Bob.

Speaker 10 (10:25):
I know you've had a rough week, so just seeing
you guys laugh your ass off made me so happy.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
That's that's a good point right there. You know, Bob
had a rough week last week. He had to get
some test Don had some medical stuff going on, and
then he comes back here we're doing the show and
all of a sudden he's got his shirt off and
he's got nimple tassels of tassel time.

Speaker 10 (10:44):
Quick note, if you add that laugh of Bob's to
the laugh track, which you should, can you please, yeah,
include him saying I'm told it's tassel time, because it just.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Makes the laugh so much better. Okay, Mike, Yeah, we
did that yesterday. We added it to the last chat.
It made the left hand. That's so good.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
I've been told it's tasfle time.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
All right. So there's a couple of different places you
can see Bob with nipple tassels. First of all, Instagram,
It's on Me and Bob's page. It's on the ninety
six to one kiss page. No matter where you are,
there's no way to escape my paffled up nipples. If
you want to see like the full version of it,
that's on the Mike and Bob YouTube channel. It is
apparently tassel time. And by the way, I still have

(11:29):
the tassels in my in my backpack here, so it
might be tassel time sometimes whenever we need them. They're
just you know, it's on the wall like a fire extinguisher.
You might not ever need to use it break in
case of emergency.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
I've been told it's tasfle time.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
I'm Bob podcast. Hey, thank you for listening to our
Mikey and Bob podcast. Now, whatever you're listening on, we
appreciate it. Thank you. Yep. But if you're listening on
our free iHeartRadio app, you can hit that little talkback
microphone send us a message. You can send us a
message about previous shows, the latest show, something you want

(12:13):
us to cover on the show. Let us know where
you're listening from. Two. Oh yeah, that's fun too, right,
people of random places. Yeah, I hit that little talkback
microphone and you can send us a message and maybe
you'll make the show. Mike you Bob. It's the ninety
six one Kiss Morning free show. It's a wild Pens game.

(12:34):
Last night, right, Penn's lost to the Flyers in Philly
three to two in a shootout. Two goals were overturned
in overtime. First one was Gino thought they won there
because he like left the bench too earlyever, and then
the Flyers got one like called off overturned with like
twenty seconds left in overtime. So they go to a shootout.
Pen's lose, but man, there, how are they good? Pen's

(12:57):
are good? Hey, Pens, I think this was just season right,
that we're supposed to be like, eh, sid Gino and
the Tang. This will be a fun last run, but
we're not really expecting anything. They're like one of the
best teams in hockey right now. What's happening? They put
together a bunch of young guys that I don't even
know all their names yet, but like I know, it's fun, right.
The big boy line, they creative, Gino two unbelievable. Big

(13:19):
boy Line's nice. Right, So it's a loss for the Penguins,
but they do get a point. Flyers Beaf Penguins three
to two in a shootout coming up next Thursday tomorrow
they are at Minnesota. Now, let's get to a call here, Bob,
somebody is trying to help you find a porch goose
for your wife, Rebecca, whose birthday is in two days

(13:40):
on Halloween. Mikey and Bob, Hello, guess what you could
get us?

Speaker 8 (13:45):
A porch goose at Steel Goat Marketplace in Penhills.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Hold On Steel Goat Marketplace, Steeal Goat.

Speaker 8 (13:52):
Yes, yeah, they have them. It's like a vendor place
and they have outfits.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Oh my goddamn outfits too, Bob. This is one stuff
Goose shop right here on their website right now. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
I'm looking. I'm looking.

Speaker 7 (14:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (14:06):
It's like a vendor like a whole bunch of vendors.
And I just was listening. I was like, I have
to tell them because I am fact too.

Speaker 11 (14:14):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
And you know they have them.

Speaker 8 (14:16):
There, Yes, they definitely have them.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
I've been on the hunt.

Speaker 8 (14:20):
Yeah, and they have a whole thing on like Fridays,
but they're open daily.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Oh man, Bob, after the show, I might be headed
the pen Hills today. Oh man. All right, Well, thank
you so much for letting letting Bob know, and hopefully
it gets a porch Goose if he does, it's all
thanks to you, of course.

Speaker 8 (14:41):
Good luck.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
All right, Bob, Penhills that what are you doing over there?
Do you find their site? Yeah, I'm on there. I'm
just I'm just going on. It's like a small business
place where they like all support small businesses, like there's
one hundred different businesses. Yeah, I'm like, open up and
you set a table up or something like that sort
of like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, which is good. To
be awesome if they have it, because I love that sure,

(15:02):
Like I sent them a message to see if they
have any in stock, because okay, I've had a hell
of a time finding a porch goose. All right, So
you don't want to go all the way to Penhills
if there's no porch Goose there for you, right right? Yeah,
what's the place called again? Steal Goat Marketplace? Held Goat Marketplace?
All right? Uh huh yeah, getting you a porch?

Speaker 11 (15:22):
Can?

Speaker 1 (15:22):
I'm excited too, Yeah, I'm ready. I love that we
use our show for things like this. Like, dude, and
I was in a bad place on Facebook. I'm like
a Goose Facebook page that had two hundred thousand members.
I searching for somebody from Pittsburgh, going, oh, I got
mine there. There's so much there's so many different rules,
like with the FCC and stuff on things we can

(15:45):
and can't do on the air, like we can't promote
like a side business sort of it. There's all these
different rules. But can we use the radio to get
you a porch Goose? I believe absolutely, And if it
helps this place a little bit by us mentioning them, hey,
everybody listening better not go buy these Portugys before. Do
not do that. That's see, that's another problem. Better not

(16:06):
beat me there for the ports Geese. How we leaked
it out? They know where they're at. Oh man, all right.
Coming up next, we'll be into today in Freak Show history,
which you know, we got Halloween coming up on Friday,
so we will get to the top five worst candies
to get trick or treating. Up next down Kiss Morning
Free Show. It's Mikey Bob, Mike and Bob. It's a

(16:28):
ninety six to one Kiss Morning Free Show. Halloween of course.
A couple of days away here on Friday after that
is you know, Thanksgiving. We are once again doing a
friends Giving event with our friends at get Go where
you will meet me and Bob and Chef Tom at
the get Go Test kitchen cause you know, get Go's
got the Pilgrim sub. It's like they're Thanksgiving leftover sub

(16:50):
on stuffing bread. It's amazing, but Chef Tom cooks up
an absolute feast. Yeah. And inside the test kitchen they
set up like a whole like kitchen table and dining
root whatever you want to call it. We all sit
around just hang out. Yeah. Yeah, fun man, it's it's
a great time. It is. It's one of the favorite
things we do all year with uh, with all of you.
So you can enter by getting on the free iHeartRadio app.

(17:12):
Just tell us why you want to go to Friendsgiving
with us, and it's that simple. You'll be entered a
fellas entering for Get Go friends Giving. Yeah, I'll keep
it simple here. I like laughing and I like food.
Let's go. It's good. Hell yeah right there, hell yeah right,
you're entered. Let's get to another one here.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Thank you, bethmend Nicole. I want to go to friendsgiving.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Wow, never been. I don't even know if I've ever
even entered because I always at the struggle bus entering things.
But Minnie Dot and I want to come. And if
you're worried about a tiny human who will bring you
so much joy, yeah, Mini Dots or little daughter right, yeah, yeah,
it's cool putting a damper on the party. Don't worry.
She's heard all this wear words. She I mean, we're

(17:54):
not sitting there swearing at Get Go Thanksgiving, Like I mean,
maybe one or two slip because we're not on the radio,
but we're not.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Okay, obviously enjoys your spooky Dude song.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
So okay, you okay, all right, many dot likes our
spooky dude. That's all good. All right, you're entered too,
keep entering for friends giving. We want to take some
of you to our get go friends giving at the
at the Test Kitchen. All right, right now, it is
time for today in Freak Show history, taking you back

(18:29):
to a moment in the show that made us laugh,
made us smile. Here we go. I will start here, Bob.
Top five least favorite candies, Number five, who likes candy corn?

(18:53):
Number four? I'm going milk dogs. But I was probably
like seven or eight years old. I had a loose
tooth and I ate a milk dot and my tooth
came out right in the milk dot. And I have
not trusted milk dods since then. My third least favorite candy,
You know the tiny candy that's on the paper. You

(19:14):
can never pull it off right, candy buttons? Why make
it so hard for me to get the candy? And
it's not even worth the frustration of pulling the candy
all like, if you're gonna make me work and pull
the candy off the paper to where I know, no
matter what I do stick to it all the time.

(19:34):
You're definitely eating paper when you eat those, you can
never just pull them off right, And it's not even
a good enough candy for all the work at work,
all right. I got candy buttons at number three, number
two least favorite candy, black liquor What is that black licorice?
It's like you feel like you're eating like rubber, but
it just smelly, weird rubber black liquorice. Get out of here.

(19:57):
Not number one, though, my number one all time least
favorite candy. Good and plenty nothing good, all Let go,
Let go listen. There's nothing good about good and plenty,
and there's plenty of them because no one wants to
eat that damn candy good? Aren't they just like hard

(20:18):
uh covered black liquorice? I think? Is that candy covered
black liquorice? Yeah? Okay, well it's it's actually worse than
black liquorice, if that's possible. On the way to make
it gross well, because they trick you into thinking, all right,
this is sort of pastel looking purple and white and okay, okay,
all right, good and plenties and then he just black?

Speaker 2 (20:36):
What is this black licorice.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Get him out of here, all right, Bob, Let's get
to your top five least favorite candies. Number five Toutsie rolls.
Oh wow, they're starting with TOTSI rolls. Solid fan at all,
Tiny little crappy candies not good. Number four candy corn.
Oh yeah, candy corn. Like candy corns and everybody's top
five of just get that candy out of here. I

(20:59):
feel like there's candy corn people though they're and team
candy corn and like passionate about it. Candy corn is
a decorative candy. It's if you have a candy dish
your own Halloween, you fill it with candy corn, not
because people are gonna eat it, just because that's the
candy corn. Dump the trash. Number three least favorite candy, Well, dumb,
dumb lollipops. Pretty different flavors, man like the rootier one

(21:25):
thinks they're like they're like one little bite, you crack
it open. There you're done. They're the worst. Number two
least favorite candy bop Smarties. Oh Smarties? Yeah, you ever
sniff Smarties? No, I've never sniffed Smarties. I think every
kid like uh does like the candy cocaine thing where
you sniff Smarties? Am I? Okay? I didn't. Am I
the only one who didn't make believes cocaine when I

(21:47):
was a candy Smarties. You could do it with like
pixie sticks too, like dump out pixie sticks and then
just okay, you should, by the way, you should not
snort candy. Really, you shouldn't snort a lot of things.
I like that you tell me, Oh, you doing pixie
sticks too. I've done this multiple times. Nobody did candy
cocaine there. Should I have kept that one to myself?

(22:08):
Then maybe all the candy went in my body? Grown
up my nose?

Speaker 11 (22:14):
All right?

Speaker 1 (22:14):
What are you at? Number one? Here for you one
Bob's all time least favorite candy, Number one being a
honey Let Go, Let Go. Your dentist will find bit
of honey in your teeth six months after you eat it.
It's bit of honey is the damn worst candy you
can eat. They go. Those are a top five least

(22:36):
favorite candies. Oh aren't you on? Need you? Oh God?
It's beautiful season, Mikey Bob, It's the ninety six to
one Kiss Morning Freak Show. It's gonna be partly cloudy today.
We'll have some rain coming through this afternoon with highs
in the mid fifties. You can send us messages, try

(22:56):
to be part of the show. Just get on the
free iHeartRadio app My voice is kind of it's it's going.
I'm congested today, right, Yeah, me too, Like, uh, we've
been in the morning of when I think the cold
is outside. What's doing?

Speaker 12 (23:09):
Man?

Speaker 1 (23:10):
You know, got everything running? My voice sounds better like this,
a little sexier? Is that what it? Rasp? Yeah? Sensual? Mikey, Yeah, okay,
I like it. Send us a talkback message through the
Free iHeartRadio approach to us by the Pavement.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
Group Mikey, Oh, it's Josh and Green Tree. I'm at
the gym and I could really use a good pump
up song right now. And I can't seem to find
Spooky Nudes on any of my streaming services. Anything we
can do about.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
That now, I can't like Spooky Nudes. Is that's your
pump song? It can't be in the gym listeners, Spooky Nudes.
Spooky Nudes was just dumb song we made years ago
around Halloween time, so it had just disconnect mid song
and it comes on full blast in the gym. Everybody

(24:02):
turns around, looks at you. There, gone in a spooky mood.
How about your sending me spooky nudes? Yeah, you don't
want it. You don't want spooky nudes at the gym.
You don't want that. Hey, we're coming up on November here, right,
and I think a lot Saturday, I think a lot
of people in the area are really worried about the
SNAP benefits that's happening here. That's going to affect a

(24:25):
lot of people across the state. Two million people are
in jeopardy of losing their food assistance if the federal
government shutdown keeps continuing like it's been. Program puts out
sixty eight million in benefits each month. Now, We've done
a lot of work with the Greater Pittsburgh Community Food
Bank over the years and everything like that, doing different

(24:46):
you know, drives for them and stuff careful people. Yeah,
at Lisa Scales, the president of the food Bank, said,
we are in crisis mode. Where we usually see up
to one hundred and fifty people a day at our
on site pantry. We are now seeing that many in
the morning alone. We are here to complement SNAP, not
replace it. So now Governor Shapiro and a bunch of

(25:09):
other governors joined the lawsuit against the administration to demand
that they use billions of dollars and for USDA uses
billions of dollars in a federal reserved to fund SNAP
at least for the month of November. You know, every
governor be saing, hey, yeah, probably, hey, yeah, we should
feed people, like, no matter what political party you're part of,
just like, hey, there's millions of people in my state

(25:31):
that need this. Yeah, like make something happen. It serves
seven hundred and fourteen thousand children in Pennsylvania, six hundred
and ninety seven thousand senior citizens. So locally here it
is the SNAP program. Like locally around here, about forty
six thousand people in Westmoreland County rely on SNAP, one
hundred and sixty thousand people in Allegheny County, fifteen thousand

(25:53):
in Butler County, ten thousand in Armstrong County. And a
lot of these people could lose their SNAP benefits and
really have a food crisis, not knowing where their next
meal is coming from. So you know, we always encourage
you to donate to local causes that really help out
the area. So now is there's no better time than

(26:14):
now to donate to the Greater Pittsburgh Community Food Bank
because you know they're going to be under a severe strain. Here,
let's get to our buddy Jojo. I know he works
for the food Bank. Here talkback messages brought to us
by One Team Media.

Speaker 13 (26:27):
Hey, boys, hopings are doing well.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
As you guys know.

Speaker 13 (26:30):
I'm a food pantry director out in Butler and with
the snap benefits being cut and just everything with that,
plus right before the holiday season, we've been extremely busy.
I've been serving over one hundred orders every day pretty
much within a three hour timeframe and just amazing to
see the need.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
But I just want to say thank you guys so
much for what you guys do.

Speaker 13 (26:52):
It really means a lot, honestly, and just to be
able to drive home from work and just being able
to hear you guys and just listen to you guys
laugh and just jokes and just talk about things that
can take my mind off of work. Absolutely love my
job and I wouldn't want to do anything, especially during
these crazy busy times. It's just nice to have that release.
Hearing also about Bob's moves and the nipple tassles and

(27:16):
all that stuff absolutely had me in tears.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Too funny. But you guys just keep up the good
work as well. And yeah, yeah, good for you, Jojo.
We appreciate you. We know you work hard at the
food bank. Man. We want my nipples be a little
joy to day. It's a tough time for a lot
of people, but at least we've got nipple tassels mailed
to us yesterday.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
I've been told it's tassled time.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
I think this is sort of the transactional relationship we
have with our listeners. You guys keep doing your thing.
You guys keep life, life in and we will be
over here just trying to make things better and make
you smile and laugh. And Jojo said, you know he's
going through he's work head food banker, a little overwhelmed.
But Bob's nipples tassels yesterday, game a little smile on

(28:05):
the way home.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
I've been told it's tastle time, all right.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Coming up on the show around eight ten, it is
dear mating season.

Speaker 7 (28:15):
Man.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
They are in rout right now. Man, they're getting it all.
The local news was doing the dear you know, accident
and stuff like that. It's always Pennsylvania and West Virginia
like going for that title. We will read dear mating
season Facebook cards. I want to do this around seven
to fifty five in your chance to win one thousand dollars.

(28:37):
Around nine ten, try to pay your bills. It's mikeing
Bob the Mikey and Bob Podcast. That's Taylor the fato Ophilia,
It's Mikey, It's Bob the ninety six to one Kiss
Morning Freak Show. Hey, how about a little bit of
Let's go Riverhounds. Riverhounds got their playoff game against Hartford
Saturday at high Mark Stadium. About a little bit of it.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Let's go on day, Let's.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Go on man. Steelers have a difficult game coming up.
They play one of the best teams, if not the
best team in football, the Indianapolis Colts on Sunday. Finally
we get a one pm game, right, so we don't
have to stay up super late or anything like that,
fall asleep after halftime. One pm on Sunday, it's Steelers
taking on the Colts at Akroscher. All you need to

(29:25):
do to enter for tickets is send us here we
go Steelers message and you're qualified. Let's get to a
couple here. Good morning, Mike and Bob.

Speaker 9 (29:33):
This is Spenny. Hi.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
This is my entry for the Steelers tickets about the Seelers.
Maneers Man, let's get to.

Speaker 14 (29:44):
Another way here.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
I'm Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 12 (29:45):
It's Ashley.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
You're tired, nurse.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
I just wanted to give you a Here we go Steelers.
Excuse my voice.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
I'm a little sick today. Okay, love you guys. Here
we go. All right, you're qualified. I think we're all
going through it with the weather changes getting colder now,
Like I got a raspy voice right now, you're really
gonna hear it congested today. He's like, ah, I see
Steelers made a trade yesterday. Huh yeah, yeah. Now Steeler's
got some health issues going on. Deshaun Elliott. Like thought

(30:15):
that his injury might be like season ending. They're saying
it's not as serious as they expected. Uh, not sure
if they're gonna put him on the IR yet. Not
sure how many times, like how many games he might miss,
but looks like more of a week to week thing now.
Just hyper extended his knee leg area. Yeah, with Deshaun Elliott.
So that's some uh somewhat good news. But to Uh.

(30:38):
To sort of fill in the gap, the Steelers made
a trade with the New England Patriots. They send the
Patriots a six round draft pick for veteran safety Kyle Duggart.
He was drafted in a twenty twenty so hey, you know,
six round pick, try to get a new safety in
here who can help with some injuries. He might not
be bad either, because he just didn't really have a
spot on their team anymore. Like Mike Rable came in

(30:59):
there new coach and switched the defense all around. They
didn't really have a spot for him. So he's not
like a horrible player or something that they were gonna cut.
They're just like they run a different defense now, So hey,
why not got a new Steeler there, maybe Kyle dugger
Coach Tomlin did his weekly press conference yesterday. He was
asked He was asked about the preseason when he said

(31:20):
that the Steelers defense had the chance to be historical.
We have now seen that historically bad is more of
the way it's going. So Coach Tomlin was asked about that.

Speaker 6 (31:32):
We make no excuses about how or why we fall short.
Our job is to perform and perform at a high
level and we haven't done that, and so I'm excited
about getting back to it. Seven games or whatever doesn't
make a season, all.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Right, So he still got time to turn things and
we're still in first place though, by the way, so
the sky is falling, but not you know, we could
be a lot worse than it is right now, right, yeah,
but itf far from historic, well on a good historic pace.
He was also asked why why doesn't the defense make changes?
Why aren't changes made when you see that there's a problem.

Speaker 6 (32:07):
I think you're always putting eight pounds in a five
pound bag. I just think that's the nature of what
we do as coaches. There's never completeness of work. You
never can say, oh, we got that. Now you got
it for the next time something.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Comes up, you know what we got that's all right?
I think people it's it's not as cut and dry
as it is right now, Like there's not like, well,
as long as we do that, then boom, the defense
is fixed. Well that might be the most relatable thing
Tomlin's ever said. Said, like, yeah, we never say that
we got that. It's like we're all living that in
life right now. He's like, there's never a moment in

(32:40):
life where everybody's just like, well we got that. Yeah,
everything's great. Yeah. I think for a lot of people,
especially if you like run your own business or you know,
you have a side business with something, does work ever
really end or is it just like you just stop
at some point or just like well that's gonna be
it for the day because I can't do it anymore.
So you know, we'll see. I know people, we're down
on the Steelers right now. If they beat the Colts, baby,

(33:05):
we're back on tracks. Here we go, don't don't right now,
view the Steelers is a team that's falling apart. View
them as a first place team in the AFC North
that has the chance to knock off maybe the best.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Team in football.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Or an actor sures rocket on Sunday we go how
or they lose on Sunday and the season's over and
we'll read Facebook comments either way, all right, we'll read
some Facebook comments about horny Deer coming coming a freaking
a Facebook comments, what a transition. We'll do that around
seven fifty five. It's Kiss Morning Freak Show, Mikey and Bob.

(33:45):
That's Leon Thomas Mott, It's Mikey, it's Bob the ninety
six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. If you'd like
to see the video of Bob yesterday twirling around shirt
list with nipple tassels during the show, that's up on
the ninety six to one Kiss Instagram account and also
are Mikey and Bob YouTube channel. Bob has been on
a porch goose chase this morning. Bob, your wife Becca,

(34:10):
her birthday is Halloween. You're trying to acquire a cement
porch goose. I underestimated how hard it'd be to find
one of these things, right, So yesterday I called like
forty places nobody had them well, and then we start
talking about it on the show when we found a
place in Penhills that might have it, right. Yeah, yeah,
you deep into that big steel goat marketplace. I've sent

(34:30):
them a message. They get back to you. I do
have a response. Do you want to air the response
or do you want to keep this to yourself as
you do not want people to go steal your goose.
You know it looks like they have plenty because I've
gotten a picture from there too. Okay, they've responded with
a picture and told me that every Wednesday and Thursday.
Oh Man, today's your day. Their vendor, Get a Goose

(34:53):
Goat is in the building. On, Get a Goose is
in the building. Mic, Get a Goose, g E T
T A Get a goose. Get a Goose is in
the building. They have plenty of geese and clothes. All right,
So after the show today you're gonna meet up with
Get a Goose in Penhills to get a porch goose.

(35:14):
Oh man, Yeah, that is so Pittsburgh. Yeah all right,
let's get to another talkback messager. He might have another
option here, Bob talkback Messages brought to us by the
pavement group Bob try Leslie Concrete Specialties off Crawford Run Road.
They have all kinds of concrete statues. They even have
like sasquatch stattee. I'm sure they got a goose. I

(35:39):
love this city, man, raid I got a sasquatch. I'm
sure they got a goose. He knew they had a sasquatch.
I've been eyeing up that sasquatch. Why do people put
the like the black wooden sasquatch shadows places like out
by their mailboxer in their front yard? Like what's that about?

(36:01):
I just I'm not against it. But when I see them,
I'm just like, why, you know, like, do you wanna
do you want people? Wow, it's bigfoot, you know, or
do you like do you love bigfoot that much? Like
a seven foot cutout? Yeah? You know what I'm talking about? Bigfoot?

Speaker 9 (36:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Almost their yard? Yeah yeah, yeah. I'm just bizarre, right,
I just want to know why, Like if, just like
a big Foot fans man, they're out there, maybe make
a speaking of bigfoot. I found that they're at get
a Goose. There's a sasquatch costume for the goose. Oh
my god, Hey, you need to bro. You are going

(36:39):
to go spend hundreds of dollars basically an arts and
crafts table and ten hills after the show. I've already
I've already joined the Porch Goose of America Club on Facebook.
So hey, I'm in a bad place, everybody. All right,
let's go from geese to cats. That's a good place
get to. You know what, with the state of things
in the world, it could be worse places. You're shopping

(36:59):
for Port Geese right now. It's not a bad place
to be, to be honest, you could be a lot
worse places. Right now. Let's go from geese to cats.
Let's get to another talkback message here.

Speaker 8 (37:09):
Hey, boys, I just left the vet with a very
unhappy Rigae.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Tony, Tony Man.

Speaker 8 (37:17):
I know, Mikey, I know he was like a cats.

Speaker 9 (37:21):
I just want to tell you it just cost me
almost two hundred dollars to my cat's anal glands squeeze.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Oh my god, though Jesus, I hope.

Speaker 9 (37:29):
This doesn't happen here.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (37:31):
My cat just won't stop being people's food. I think
that's the problem.

Speaker 5 (37:34):
He's safe steak yesterday.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Okay, he can't feed your cats steak, right that you can't.
Can't you make him a plate at the table? You can't.
I mean a cat eats a lot of people food.
That's a no no, right, And then next thing you know,
you're at the vet two hundred dollars anal glan.

Speaker 9 (37:48):
So I guess just don't give your cat's human food.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
And my cats like to. They like to test it
out a little bit. They'll go for a couple of
licks maybe, but they won't completely like steal the food. Dude.
My cat Tita loved French fries. Oh, my cat Marco
used to love French fries. Too. Maybe that's why both
those cats are dead.

Speaker 9 (38:06):
Now, maybe it'll be okay, my guy, he just can't
be stopped. He'll run off with a chicken nugget.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Hey, Tony, Tony knows he can't be stopped.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
He'll run off with a chicken nugget, right, Tony, Like
the confirmation, My guy, he.

Speaker 9 (38:27):
Just can't be stopped. He'll run off with a chicken nugget.
Orange cat behavior, Oh man, I.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Got an orange cat. Momo's the orange cat. Momo, Yeah, Mobo,
big orange cat. Yeah, Momo the orange cat. He's he's
he's a well behaved orange cat. Dude. Fat orange cats
are my favorite. Yeah yeah, Like if I ever got
I don't think I'll ever get another cat, but if
I ever did, it'd be a big, a big orange cat.
I just want to let you know. When you're ready

(38:53):
for another cat, just let me know. I'm pretty sure
I got one that maybe you can borrow. As long
as I can come over, we will get to uh.
Deer Facebook comments. Everybody knows, well if you don't know,
deer are in rut right now. It is deer mating
season for the next couple months. Local news is all
over it because they put out those stats where it's

(39:13):
Pennsylvania and West Virginia the most deer verse car accident
and and it's daylight savings. So we're about to lose.
It's gonna be darker in the morning, like deer don't
know the deer don't know about it. You're gonna be runing,
wild and horny. Yeah, so we will read local news
Deer mating season Facebook comments. Next, on The Kiss Morning
Freak Show, It's Mikeybob, Mikey and Bob podcast. That's Hunterricks Golden.

(39:38):
It's Mikey and Bob The Kiss Morning Freak Show. I'm
excited for Halloween because we know one of the most
popular costumes are all the costumes and characters from K
pop Demon Hunters. All right, I am going to love
the adults who don't know what that is, and they're
gonna ask the kids like, what are you? What is that?
And they'll be like k Pob Demon Hunter. It's gonna

(39:59):
confuse that hell on some old people. It's Mikey and Bob,
The Kiss Morning Freak Show. It's uh, it's deer mating season.
Usually like October November is when the deer get all
riled up. It's their breeding season. But also with the
end of daylight savings time on November two, it's gonna
be darker more when we're you know, going to work

(40:20):
and you know, home from school all that stuff. Right,
So you got a couple factors here, because Pennsylvania and
West Virginia, they're like the leading two states in the
country with deer versus car accidents. Happens every year, right,
so it's sort of the warning that, hey, deer mating season,
be a little cautious on those roadways. A local news
always talks about that. And then we read the Facebook

(40:42):
comments section where we.

Speaker 7 (40:44):
Are going to a very deep dark place in the end,
it's time for ninety six to one kiss Facebook comments.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
These are local news Facebook comments on it simply being
deer mating season. Bobby w Maybe the deer should be
more cautious when they're looking for places to have sex.
You know what, Bobby? That easy? Huh? Valid point, Bobby,
valid point. Connie C. Watched a buck chase a doe
across the highway. He was so puffed up, his neck

(41:14):
was huge up. Definitely knew what he was after. Be
safe out there. They are horny. George are I read
this article and it sounds like these state weirdos want
us to stop and watch deer f sex. Okay, well,
I mean you don't need to warning. George. Make sure

(41:35):
you don't hit them with your car. Don't be like,
oh I smell it, pull the car over, and me
like I gotta watch. It's not really alerting you. That's
dear like mating then that you need to watch it.
It's just more alerting you that they could be all
over the place.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Hey, George, your car's not a cuck chair.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
David B. This rut is not a one time event.
It's every year slow down. If you only got laid
once a year, you might challenge a speeding vehicle too.
I mean that's true. Willing to risk it would cross
that highway, Jonathan W I just hope a deer doesn't

(42:15):
mate with my car. That could get quite messy. I
don't would it be messy? What is that messy? Tommy
L already saw one running around, uh with his thang out?
How did you see that he was running with his
thang out? If the deer was running, there's no way
you saw a stangout. What are you doing staring? Do

(42:38):
you remember when some listener mailed us a picture of
a deer with his thangout, it was like one of
our first months we were here. It wasn't even off
like a trail camera and it was like a legit
like picture that they had printed out old Scholl camera
and took it to like you know, CBS or something. Yeah, okay,
Uh deer mating season local news Facebook comments Kelly C.

(42:59):
Do you think the deer or bad? You should see it.
If you think the deer bad, you should see the
horny perverts down at the Elks Lodge this time of year.
Good boy, it is mating season at the elk for
perbs at the olk to the birds are extra horny

(43:20):
at the elkists there it's perbirds season. Used to play
bingo at the Elks Lodge, can't do it anymore? Why
Ebert's birds. One more here from Georgietta. M. They should
put deer humping signs up this time of year, like
deer crossing signs, you know, for safety. Listen, sometimes they do.

(43:43):
I'm pretty sure the game commission goes around uh huh
and draws a little wieners on the deers. You know
what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about. Right,
that's the warning right there. You'll see just it's it's
the uh you know, it's the sign. If you see
a wiener perceed. What if you see a regular deer
on the yellow sign, a regular black deer like outline,

(44:07):
that just means watch for deer, like they could run
across the runner. However, if you see one with that
little blacken or thrown on it, watch out. Mikey and Bob.
It's a ninety six to one Kiss morning free show,
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Speaker 4 (44:43):
I'm Mike Cassie.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Hey, my parents have a straight cat named Pumpkins. All right, Pumpkin.

Speaker 15 (44:49):
He's an orange.

Speaker 8 (44:50):
Cat that showed up Halloween.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
That's the name.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
That's perfect, right, Darren, orange cat shows up on Halloween.
You're getting your name your cat. Yeah, you're pumpkin t I.

Speaker 5 (45:00):
Had a party at their house and made up full
trim nachos, put him.

Speaker 9 (45:04):
On a table outside, and when.

Speaker 13 (45:06):
I came back outside, he was just helping.

Speaker 5 (45:07):
Himself to a full baking sheets.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
They were meant for him.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
They were meant as Nachoskin's nachos. By the way, speaking
of cats and speaking of Halloween, we've been doing the
show for a long time, so like over the years,
there's been a lot of magical Halloween things that have
built up over the years. Uh, I want to take
everybody back because I totally forgot about this. Do you

(45:35):
remember when the drunk lady and uh Tarentum called us
after a night at the bar? You guys, Hey, I
love you guys. We love you too, Thank you.

Speaker 12 (45:49):
I just got to improved bot and I'm getting you
watching my electronics fish shank. Listening to you.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Guys about about cats.

Speaker 12 (46:02):
I'm like, can you get any more Halloween?

Speaker 5 (46:09):
What?

Speaker 1 (46:11):
How? How much did you have to drink? I mean, yeah, let's.

Speaker 12 (46:19):
Five shot six fis.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Oh wow, that's healthy right there?

Speaker 15 (46:23):
That was that was all night though?

Speaker 1 (46:26):
And how's the electric fish tank looking right now? Good?

Speaker 12 (46:29):
Pretty light ocean view?

Speaker 1 (46:35):
You guys are awesome for real, You're beautiful. We have
a good time.

Speaker 12 (46:40):
Yeah, well I'm down here and there's boring here.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
You got to make your own fun in turnum, you.

Speaker 12 (46:47):
Know that's why I went to the bar.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
It's probably why it's the morning and you're drunk staring
an electric fish tank right right, went fun? Uh huh,
you got it, I got it.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
You do you.

Speaker 12 (47:02):
You guys have a good love you.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
We love you too, and feel free to uh, you know,
call us anytime you're lonelying tretum and staring at the
electric fish tank. Okay, great, okay, guys, bye bye. Like
it from Mikey and Bob podcast. That's Back to Friends
by Somber. It's Mikey, It's Bob the ninety six to
one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Penguins lost in a shootout

(47:26):
last night in Philly three to two. This is kind
of weird overtime two goals got overturned, one by AF
getting Malkin and then goes to a shootout Penn's loss.
It's back to back losses in the shootout though, so
we're still getting a point for each game, so looking good.
You know, if there's one way to lose, it's still
losing a shootout because you still get a point. H
Thursday Tomorrow, Penn's in Minnesota, taking on the Taking on

(47:49):
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This is your boy, David California. Boy.

Speaker 16 (48:11):
Wow, just moved out here two months ago. Wow, looking
to go watch these Blitzburg Steelers hammered down on these
Indianapolis Colts.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
And he's only been here two months, right, Yeah, there
you go a Steeler game. Oh yeah, man, welcome to
the city, Bud.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Seriously, I wonder if he was like in the LA area,
you know, because then maybe his morning show might have
been Ryan Seacrest, because Ryan Seacrest does the morning show
at the Kiss station in LA. Yeah. We're a little different,
you know. Yeah, it's a it's a shock going well
on our station. It's a shock going from our show
to the Ryan Seacrest Show too. So all right, David,

(48:51):
welcome to Pittsburgh. Maybe you won the tickets there. Hey.
Ben Roethlisberger fixing the defense on his podcast. He's gonna
to fix it, got it, dude, Ben Roethlisberger Football and
everything we wanted out of retired Ben get in his basement,
do the football and podcast and fix all the Steelers

(49:13):
from the basement. So Ben is on his football and podcast,
which you should all listen to. Should listen to all
the Steelers podcasts. You know, Cam Ben, that's where the
fun stuff happened, right, Yeah, you know, it has this
sort of media landscape changes. You know, players want their
own voice, and even retired players like Ben wants to
be able to say his thing. And you know, obviously

(49:37):
he's going to be successful with this podcast. He already is.
You know, he's got sponsors and everything. Good for Ben. Uh,
He's gonna fix the defense though. Ben's got it. Yeah,
we knew Ben would be able to fix things from
his basement. Here's Ben Roethlisberger Football and Podcast fixing the defense. Yeah,
it'd be easier if I was in the building. Knowing
what was going on? How the can you cash but

(49:59):
send them not in the building. Let me tell you
anyway how to fix it even though I'm not in
the building, you know, being the grumpy old man that
I am. Okay, now he calls himself the grumpy old man.
How do you fix the defense? Ben? How do you
get the communication better? Let me talk about on the show.
I would stop the music at practice. There it is
man tearing the music off. Here we go, starbaty Seven's

(50:21):
back on. Is it the rap music? It's gotta be
the rap music? Are we blaming it all on rap music?
Ben's a big fan of Christian music, so I think
maybe he knows that probably at hip hop raps be
played a practice. You know what's distracted the defense? That
might be it. You think that's like a contributing factor
to the no, but it feel something. It feels like

(50:43):
hell yeah, no, no, no, yeah, I stopped playing music
at practice. Do you think that's a no?

Speaker 14 (50:50):
Not really get off my yard? You know I like
the music, yeah, but played, But I just think it's like,
you know, you don't like.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
What music being played though? No music on? Ben watched
okay music, Yeah, just like focus it does it really?
And I get that.

Speaker 14 (51:04):
It's like, well, you know, it's gonna be loud in
the stadium, so it's kind of you have to communicating share. Yeah,
but if guys are kind of like a joining music
singing and it's a little different. No, no, I lo again,
I don't know, you know what cut that all out?
That was just I have no idea how to improve
it because I don't know what the issue is.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
But they didn't cut it out. They left it in there.
So now we know that Ben Roethlisberger said stop the
music at practice to fix the Steelers defense. It's all
rap Music's falt all right, send us here, you know,
at least he said he's the angry old man, though
he knows his role there. Right, all right, send us
a talkback message. You can get qualified for Steelers Colts tickets.

(51:38):
On Sunday, It's the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Mike, You
and Mom, Mike and Bob. It's a ninety six to
one Kiss Morning Freak Show. It's gonna be partly cloudy today.
We might see some rain coming through the area later
this afternoon with highs in the mid fifties. Bob yesterday
on the show because you know, a lot of people
listening to the show live, but a lot of people
just catch up on the podcast. We're doing a naked story.
This guy running around naked shooting off fire extinguishers. He

(52:02):
was like riding the fire extinguisher. He had it between
his legs. Yeah, so then he had some cocaine on him.
And that was the story yesterday. But I bring it
up because we got to talk back message here from
our buddy George.

Speaker 15 (52:14):
Who was going on fellas George here catching up on
Tuesday Mornings podcast. During the fire Marshall Gary segment, y'all know,
fire safety man, you don't want loose clothes around when
there's a flames out.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Ah, right, so maybe he just took his clothes off
so they didn't catch fire. Okay, wait, hold on, could
have been a safety issue. Is this what we're doing now?
Because like me, me and you always worry. We don't
sleep naked at right, because if there's a house fire, Yeah,
you don't want to be outside naked. I don't want
to run outside the neighbors see me naked and then
the firefighters pull up and I'm standing there naked. Yeah. Right,

(52:46):
it's a lot I mean, your houses are on fire.
It's a lot to deal with at that point. It
also might save you, though, because no loose clothing is
what George is said, learning learning this morning.

Speaker 15 (52:54):
You know, but y'all did overlook the whole simple fact
that they said they found more cocaine on him.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Yeah it was naked. Where was he holding the cocaine?
Y'all take it easy. I think we all probably know
the answer to that. You even need to say it,
but I think we all know. All right, let's get
to another talkback message here. A lot of people have
been sending nice messages specifically to you, Bob. You were
out last week with some health issues. You're getting some

(53:19):
testing done and all things like that. You know, hey, whatever,
everybody's getting older. It happens. Let's get to this talkback
message brought to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 11 (53:27):
Good morning, making Bob. I'm glad you guys are not
suspended for sending Bob's nipples around.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Yeah, a lot of people see this was the bad
timing of last week. Last week we were telling everybody
the story about how you know, Bonnie Diver, our traffic
lady likes to use the Pittsburgh All email where you
send an email to everybody in the company that's in Pittsburgh.
It's a dangerous game. He uses it just like a
normal email. Use it all the time. Yeah, And decided

(53:57):
to respond to this one because it was our office
Lady Amy's birthday. So I had a happy birthday picture
of Bob shirtless with balloons on his nipples and it
said happy birthday. Right, So we sent that Pittsburgh Hall
as a response, and then we vanished from the air
for three days last week. So a lot of people
thought after we said it we were joking, just like, oh,

(54:20):
this can get us in a meeting. Yeah, and just like, no,
the nipples were fine. Yeah. I got some messages from
people that were just like, are you guys off the
ear because of the nipples? Okay, Bob wasn't feeling great,
that's why.

Speaker 11 (54:31):
And I'm really glad that Bob's doing okay. Yeah, I'm
sorry that you had to go through that, Bob. It
is definitely really scary, and it's really scary for the
kids too. So I'm sending all love because you guys
make the biggest impact in my day and I just
adore you both so much.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Well, thank you very nice message there. And you know,
we always say this, it's this this relationship between us
in all of you who listen to the show and
get the show and understand what we're doing and everything
like that. This relationship goes both ways because if we're
going through things in some tough times, you're always there
for us our escape here too, and just escape here too,

(55:15):
just like we might be helping you out. You know,
we heard from Jojo who works at the food bank,
about how you know he's listening to our show. It's
making him smile and it's you know, tough time to
spot smile, especially if you're working at a food bank.
And yesterday on the show, our new friend Mills on
the mont, Yeah, send us nipple tasks. Doubled down on

(55:37):
nipples yesterday and Bob put them on.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
And I've been told it's table time.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
So this is why I say this is a relationship
that goes both ways, because for Bob to have nipple
tassels mailed to us and then put them on, so
we're all laughing and having a good time. Like Bob
was out for a few days last week, he's going
through some medicals. I was feeling great till I put
those tassels on.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
I've been told it's tastle time.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
See you guys, love us, We love you. Just to
say hey, it's the Oddly Shaped Buddy Friendship Show, Mike
and Bob, the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
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to find that What the hell is this sitting with

(56:30):
Mikey and bad Yeah. Number one trending thing is Snap.
That's not good because of course we're all preparing here
for the start of next month when it looks like
a lot of people are gonna be missing out on
their Snap benefits, which could have some pretty bad repercussions.
So obviously big thing that's going on. Also, Jamaica is trending.
Have you seen some of the videos from Jamaica. What's

(56:51):
the hurt Hurricane Melissa? Hurricane Melissa, Yeah again, I think
it's the second most powerful hurricane ever. Yeah, through the Caribbean.
It's just tearing through Jamaica. I saw twenty five thousand
tourists are are stranded there. That's off. We go to Jamaica,
have a good time and all inclusive on the beach
and by the way, And we say this every time

(57:13):
there's a bad hurricane or you know, remnants of a
hurricane will make it up here or something like that.
Hurricane Melissa is not scary sounding at all, like you're
a tourist down in Jamaica. It's just Hurricane Melissa coming,
you know, sounds like it sounds like it might be
an office lady or something like that. You know, Oh,
Melissa in sales got the snack drawers. Should have been

(57:34):
a Hurricane Melvin. No, Hurricane Melvin doesn't sound that does
not sound aggressive. Again. I want aggressively named hurricanes. We
say this every time Hurricane Chainsaw. Oh yeah, but they
go by initials, don't they Like it had to be
something with an M okay, because I think they go
initial by initial and that's how they name the storms.

(57:57):
So it's got to be like a booky name with
an Amerson. Hurricane mosh pit, okay, Hurricane mosh Hurricane Monster,
Spooky season, Hurricane Monster for Halloween. I think. So just
tell everybody Hurricane monsters coming, dude, Yes, the hurricane monsters coming.

(58:19):
You tell me what sounds more dangerous. Hurricane Melissa, Hurricane monster,
Hurricane monster. All right, you gotta start changing these names
hurricanes but obviously thinking to everybody in Jamaica and ah, yeah,
just sucks. Hey a little bit of climate change? How
about the Climate change World Series? Last night? You watch
any of that?

Speaker 9 (58:36):
No?

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Hey, how about a little bit of Let's go Blue
Jays back in it? Yeah, blue Jays beat the Dodger
six to one last night, and uh yeah, they are
tied up two to two in that series. Now, Game
five is tonight. I mean when you're when any series
is tied two to two, game five is that's the game.
That's the game, that's the game. So that's tonight. Yeah,
Game five of the World Series tied up two to two.
Do you know if they're in La or if they're

(58:57):
they're in LA again? Yeah, they're in LA again. A
little bit, Uh, let's go Blue Jays. I'm gonna go
a little bit a little bit of Let's go Blue
Jays a little bit. I just want to see Canada
have some sort of title and just see what they do,
you know, I want to see in Toronto Blue Jay's
victory forak Bit. We've seen the Dodgers win the World
series before. Let's give Canada a little h a little

(59:19):
sniff at it. Also trending the uh the last the
last episode for season five of Only Murders in the Building.

Speaker 9 (59:28):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
That came out yesterday. It has been renewed for a
sixth season. That's no surprise, you know, with Steve Martin
and Martin Short and Selena Gomez. London, England is going
to be the next season of Only Murders in the Building.
Hell of a run for that show man, It's going
for six season. One of my ben shows, Like I
don't watch it as they released episodes, but like, yeah,
say we got a couple of days around Thanksgiving coming

(59:49):
up off. Yeah, I'll sit down and I'll power through,
like what I need to do at full season, Like
I'm caught up until this last season that just played,
so I'm good to go. I think I'm on season
three of it still And then I sort of appted out,
but I'll be back. I'll be back. You don't worry.
I'll be back. You don't worry about Mike. One show
that I love to watch Doctor Who. It's it's a
British show. It's on the BBC, but like it's been

(01:00:11):
on Disney Plus, you know recently here for the last
few years in the States. Okay, yeah, Disney Plus dropped.
It's all right, I'll still get on the BBC soon.
They'll still have a Christmas special coming in. Uh No,
I'm good with it. I'm a huge Doctor Who fan.
It's one of my favorite shows of all time. Good
escape show. And also Friday Night Halloween, South Park is

(01:00:33):
putting out a special episode for everybody on Halloween Night.
Just saw a little preview of it. Screenshot from it
south Park Halloween Special. It's Satan and President Trump outside
of a demolished white House. So obviously they're covering the
booky season. Yeah, they're covering all that going on. So

(01:00:53):
brand new episode, the Halloween Night episode, the White House Demolition,
that is coming up Friday, Halloween Night on on the
Comedy Central Paramount Plus wherever you're streaming the south Park
episodes at all, Right, your chance to win one thousand dollars.
Try to pay your bills and get you qualified to
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(01:01:14):
That's coming up next. It's Mike and Bob, Bike and Bob.
It's the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
We will give you the nationwide keyword just coming up
here in a couple of minutes for you to try
to win a thousand dollars pay your bills. Halloween's on Friday,
so obviously we are all in a spooky mood already, right,
uh huh. Earlier in the show, Bob, we played a

(01:01:37):
classic Halloween call we got from a drunk woman in
Tarentum who was staring at her electric fish tank. That
was the thing, right, we just got in the mood
now because we've been doing the show for so long,
we're just like, man, Halloween time, like, and then we
thought we gotta play Billy Jack. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This
is also one of our favorite Halloween moments on the show. Like,

(01:02:00):
we have too many to just do this on Friday show,
I know. So it's like we're going through all this
stuff from Halloween in the past now. Hill Billy Jack
he was from new Swickly met him a few times.
He was He was an awesome dude. He would call
our show all the time. He passed away, a few
years back. R I p hill Billy Man. He was

(01:02:23):
and uh he called us around Halloween time a few
years back. What's up man?

Speaker 8 (01:02:29):
You knowing?

Speaker 12 (01:02:29):
Man, I'm gonna make a video. Man, I'm gonna go
to all all the cemetery I'm looking for. I got
a muzzle lighter. I'm walking you have what you all?

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
Muzzle?

Speaker 14 (01:02:44):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Muzzleloader? Yeah, that's like a real gun, right yeah, okay,
so you're gonna take it to the cemetery then what Jack?
I don't know if this is a good idea. Are
you gonna be sober while you do that? No? Ghost

(01:03:08):
honting with Hillbilly Jack?

Speaker 12 (01:03:12):
My well, man, right on, you check on my What.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Are you going to be drinking while you go ghost Hounting?
Is there some sort of like special uh special brew
you're going to be drinking? Yeah you're oh yeah, you
drinking yukon right now?

Speaker 7 (01:03:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Are you handing out any candy this year?

Speaker 9 (01:03:36):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
Yeah? What sort of candy can the kids get if
they come to Hillbilly Jacks regular? Regular? Can What does
the adults get? Yeah? Can the adults have a litld taste? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:03:53):
Doesn't have fun?

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
Well, good luck with your ghost Honting.

Speaker 12 (01:04:00):
I want to give him shut Can Day. Hi, Jeff's
this tweet hard dollar sweet?

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Yeah? Anyone else?

Speaker 12 (01:04:11):
Oh man, I'm play Joe. He's working.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Any Halloween message for everybody out there.

Speaker 12 (01:04:19):
Hey, don't take no apple? Why not because they always
got a rat?

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
All right? Jack? Hey, well you have a you have
a good time ghost hunting buddy? Hi? All right there
he is till Billy Jack beyond drunk. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:04:38):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
I don't know what cemetery he's gonna be shooting at,
but I don't want to be a part of it.
Mike and Bob to the ninety six to one Kiss
Morning Freak Show. If you'd like to see the video
from yesterday's show of Bob putting nipple tassels on that
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and Bob YouTube channel, also the ninety six to one
Kiss account on Instagram. You know, yes, it's a nipple fun. Yeah,

(01:05:01):
that's it a little bit. It's always weird things happening
down in the state of Florida. Oh no, Florida's just
sort of It's got a lot going on down there.
Florida's story has been part of our show for years.
Now there, let's jack in here, all the listeners of
a freak show. It's time to double to the Sunshine State. Yes,
it happened again. It's another Florida the story. All right,

(01:05:24):
it's spooky season. We're going down to Tampa. Police say
a thirty one year old man destroyed about eighty pumpkins
that were stored in front of a target in the
Tampa area. Pumpkin Rampage. Security cam caught the man picking
pumpkins out of the boxes located in the front of
the store and then smashing them all on the ground
around one to fifteen. You know, he's talking about like
the big cardboard things that got like, yeah, did you sink?

(01:05:47):
Around one fifteen, one fifteen in the morning, he's outside
of the target smashing like eighty pumpkins. He was arrested
several days later because he went back to the target,
oh near Tampa, Florida, looking for more pumpkins, and the
police were called because obviously the employees and everybody lost prevention.
They're looking for this guy. He was asked when they
showed him the video, hey, can you identify the person

(01:06:08):
smashing the pumpkins in the video? And he said, that's me.
That's me, all right. At least he wasn't trying to
deny it. But I feel like it becomes more of
a Florida story. Now, this guy's already smashed almost five
hundred dollars worth of pumpkins. Right, did he have his
clothes on? He did? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
He did wow. However, he gave a reason why he
decided to smash eighty pumpkins outside of a target at
one fifteen in the morning. What could it be? He
told the police. He did it because someone was messing
with him on Facebook and it made him mad. Ah,
you know what, we had a good run as a country.
We might wrap it up. We might. It's probably time

(01:06:49):
to wrap it up. At this point, de hung the target.
Pumpkins were messing with him on Facebook. He said, somebody
was messing with him on Facebook and made him so mad.
He was unapologetic about his actions, and after smashing all
the pumpkins, he went home and went to sleep. He

(01:07:09):
was charged with felony criminal mischief. It is morn Up
making a show once again. No, it's Mikey about the
ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show party. Cloudy
Today we'll see some rain coming in the area later
this afternoon. High's in the mid fifties. Real excited for tonight.
Wow nine pm. Love Is Blind reunion from this season

(01:07:30):
worst season ever. By the way, this season sucked. Does
that make the reunion better?

Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
Though?

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
I think it does. You just don't care about your
hate watching. Well I'm hate watching. But also the reunion
No matter what reality TV you're watching, the reunion could
always make an entire season better. Yeah, you're right, because
it's the build up of all the season and all
the drama or lack of drama that went on, and
then the reunion. Let's get messy, like sent these ding

(01:07:55):
dongs face to face and go what happened? Yeah, and
then they just get out of it. Like the guy
Jordan who's on the show with all the tattoos, okay uh,
he takes he takes like chicken like a like a
chicken breast and blends it with crystal light and drinks
it as like a chicken smoothie. That like, they're gonna

(01:08:16):
confront him about that on the reunion because he said
he drinks it every day. It's so gross. That was
the most normal guy on the show. That's disturbing in itself.
He had tattoos. Yeah too, Like when they're casting the show,
they have to know if that's the most normal guy
that they're in trouble, Like, are they though? You know

(01:08:37):
who lives with the chicken Blender monster? A chicken blender
musk forever? Well, Sparkle Meghan. Maybe I don't want to
give away any spoilers. I thought nobody was together. Maybe
I said, I don't want to give away any spoilers. Oh,
Actually the teas for the reunion tonight they tease Sparkle

(01:08:58):
Meghan and she said, I have somebody with me. So
I don't know if it's I don't know, No, I
don't know, could be amboy, It might be Facebook comments
on the show tomorrow, because people get fired up about
shows like this. Are you those whether you watch or not.
I don't. I don't really get myself fired up about it.
That's a lie I do. Let's get to another talkback
messenger sending through the free iHeartRadio approught to us by

(01:09:20):
the Pavement.

Speaker 17 (01:09:21):
Group Bob Hi, So did you know that a lot
of kids aren't going to be able to go trick
or treating because they have football games?

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
Friday night. Yeah, Friday night's big football night, right, Whippy
A playoffs are yeah, yeah so and Friday's Halloween. A
lot of trick or treating going on.

Speaker 17 (01:09:40):
Why don't they know to move this?

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
Move what? It's just the gamer? I feel bad? Yeah, well,
I mean do you move the gamer? Do you move
trick or treat? But yeah, I think you move trigg
or treating. You can't move Halloween. It's Halloween in Stone there. Well,
you know people have been moving trigg or treating. Like dude,
I went by a church over the weekend, like trunk
or treat going on. I'm like, huh, okay, right, I

(01:10:03):
think like random neighborhoods or random cities move trick or
treat times, and yeah they do. But yeah, Friday with
WHIPIL playoffs and everything, a lot of high school football
going on. I don't think it's as much as the kids,
because you know, high school kids a little bit older,
you're probably phasing out of trigger treating. It's more so
the parents that are going to watch the kids that
won't be at home with their porch light on. You

(01:10:23):
get a couple thousand people out of a high school
football game that can make a you know, neighborhood, whole neighborhood,
stop trick or treating, trip or treating or trip or treating. Yeah,
so you know there are cities that you know, move
trick or treat times. And then we read the Facebook comments.

Speaker 7 (01:10:42):
You're going to a very deep dark place on the Internet.
It's time for one kiss Facebook comments.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
These are Facebook comments on town's moving, Uh, trigger treat
times and trick or treat date. Gary p Here delaying
trigger treating is the weakest thing I've seen in years.
Oh yeah, Gary, You're raising a bunch of pansies. Parents
these days are ass clowns. Is that a costume? Cause

(01:11:10):
I'm Gary and I'm going as parents and I'm gonna
be in an ass clown dressed as an ass clown.
Roy b Here, you can't change the date of trigger treating.
It's Halloween, That's what it is, Halloween evening. All these
kids are growing up to be what wieners? What is that? Listen,

(01:11:32):
you come to Roy's house trigger treat on November one,
I'm gonna pass out a wiener to you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
I'm going to buy a bunch of hot dog. If
I'm gonna I will have my light on. You come
you come after Halloween for a trigger treat. No, there's
only one Halloween. It's trick or treat or Wieners at
Roy's house. Treater Wieners. It's really weird. I just gave
a full pack to a grown man named Gary in

(01:12:00):
an ass cloud costume. He said he loves wieners. Don
l here will end with this one. Kids aren't made
like we were in the old days. Oh, Don how
big are the tires on your dodge Ram? Don telling men?
Got truck nuts on that truck? Do you yo? Let
me tell you That guy right there based off first
sentence in the Facebook comment, definitely has truck notts. Kids

(01:12:25):
are made like we were in the old days. Okay, yeah,
and uh guess what the generation before you was tougher
and stronger too. Like this is how the world works, right,
everybody gets weaker and softer, is it? Yeah? Don truck nuts.
I remember stopping to take a whiz in our neighbors
shrubs and kept going. We would go for miles, Not

(01:12:47):
like these damn soft kids today. Everybody listen, wait, don shrubs?
Oh you kids? Who knows where Donnie lives?

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
Look for the Dodge Ram. I got a big set.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
Of purple trucking outs on my Dodge Ram and I
want all the children to come Winzing Donnie Shrubs or
Halloween Dreck Rtrey. Hey yourself, Mikey Bob. It's the ninety
six to one Kiss Morning Free Show. We want to
set you a Stealer game on Sunday. DearS, get on
our free iHeartRadio apps. Send us to here we go

(01:13:24):
Steelers talkback message and you are qualified and listen. I know, huh,
I know. They lost a couple and we're all freaking out.
Pet's heads are falling off. I get it, all right.
Their first place in the AFC North and if they
beat the Colts on Sunday, maybe the best team in football.
Back on track, baby, let's get to this talk back.

Speaker 4 (01:13:42):
Good morning, Good morning, Yes hi everybody. Yes, I am
looking forward to trying to win the Steller tickets for
the Sunday game. I guess it's my first game ever,
so I would love to win. I watch the Steelers
since I was a kid with my family. All Right,

(01:14:03):
Hey we go Stealers.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
I love sending people their first Steeler game. You know
that is something pretty cool. Yeah, we do here. All right,
we got another entry here fits for Steelers. Huh, here
we go. I lost my He likes to fart for
big balls. Is that true? Is that true?

Speaker 11 (01:14:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
Yeah, yeah, I mean we both like to fart for
each other because we've known each other since we were
like eight ten years old, so like we know each
other smells.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
And all of it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
It's a mutual enjoyment. Yeah it is.

Speaker 14 (01:14:31):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I want to go see balls
bank some balls, some deep boys.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Okay, I can take my step daughter.

Speaker 12 (01:14:37):
I think it'd be fun.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
Here we go, Steelers. It's that easy. You're qualified. We
will uh, we will call a winner Friday after our show.
So you have until Friday, like ten am to enter
for the Steelers tickets. And then somebody will get a
call and said, hey go make sure you keep entering
for that. Let's see what else love is blind readion
tonight that's my night. Tonight's up? Excuse me, Chicago's for me?

(01:15:02):
Oh yeah, you got your Chicago cockos for me on NBC. Yeah, buddy,
excited about that. Yeah, you and my wife Jamie should
shart together. Yes, hold hands and shark together. I man,

(01:15:26):
you know what sucks too, it's the end of the show,
so we're like wrapping it at so I wasn't even
recording video, so I can't even post my wonderful shark
scroll up on the internet for everybody you know, sharkslip
forever on the show though, Geez, having a rough time
talking lately, you know whatever, We're not professionals. You guys
are used to it by now. I was I gonna say, Oh,

(01:15:48):
I a floppy Oh what do you want to name
the podcast today? Before we get out of here, goose
Chase for a little deer Wiener. I'm telling you that
notification on somebody's phone is gonna be great, magical, absolutely magical.
Goose Chase for a little deer Wiener. El now deer Wiener.
Earlier in the show, Bob, you were saying, how you
need one of those cement Portuguese for your for your

(01:16:12):
wife's birthday. Yeah, I've discovered that they are hard as
hell to find, like no one, you know, if you're
not looking for me, you think they're abundant and out
there at any garden center or like you know, big
Home Depot lows No extremely hard to find. You found
a place in Penhills, though, are you going after the
show to get a porch stuck. I might, I might

(01:16:33):
go thirch, I might go take a look. Can I
ask you a question? Get a goose? Are you? Are
you worried though, Like I'm worried about you? Like, is
this not a surprise for your wife? Because we're talking
about it on the show, so it's not like, yeah,
it's not it's not a big surprise. No, I'm I'm
going to make her wait till her birthday on Friday
to get it. But okay, if you get a porch

(01:16:53):
goose today, can it come to the show tomorrow I
can visit maybe yeah, maybe you care in here so
we can just randomly have a porch duck. I like it.
Porch goose, goose, porscoot. I'm gonna get porch guc all right,
you know what, it's probably time for me to stop talking.
I'm here for the gouch. I'm gonna say the word.

(01:17:14):
You got a gucc and cement. I want to put
it on my porch and decorate it the holidays. Listen,
my porch for Halloween is gonna be crazy. I got
my wife next to me, Jamie, my best friend Bob
next to me. They're both sharpening their pants up, and
I got a porch. Gouch. No kids coming to my
house this year. All right, we're done. Ryan Seacrest shows

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