Granny's Tingly Biscuit

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well this morning freak show.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Well, I didn't know I was gonna get rock Bob
on the show today. But ever since he has walked
into the studio because he heard Dve out in the hallway,
he has been singing, uh, smashing pumpkins to me in here.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
It's by all my rage. I am still just a
rat in a cage.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
WHOA I can't see is that Billy Corgan from smashing
pumpkins over there?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
I can't see you? Sounded just like.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Him bb was blasting this morning. Yeah, smashing pumpkins got me.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh my rage, I am theyll just a ratic cage.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I wonder what that would be for me, Like, I'm
not a rat in a cage. You're more of a
ferret body.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I'm not a ferret. F are long and skinny, man.
Maybe I am a fair a ferret. I mean if
we're going like rat like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Well, I'm not saying I have to be a rat.
You can be any animal and you don't have to
be in a cage. It just definitely I'm good.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I'm built like a thick guinea pig. You're not.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
No One looks at your body and says, wow, guy's
built like a guinea pig.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
You are a bear?

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Well, yeah, but I'm compare myself the rat like animals.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
The spied all my rage. I am still just a
bear with some hair.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Like that's your song, dude, bear with hair, that's yours,
Harry Bear, spy all my rage, giant stale, just a
barrass hair.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
I think I would be, I think i'd be what
did you call me? Oh, ferret? Yeah, ferret ferret. I
don't have anything against ferrets, though, that's nice of you. Okay,
I don't have any beef of ferrets. Everybody the spie
all my rage I am.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
If you see ferrets on the street, you're cool. Still
a giraffe on a stage. Oh, a giraffe on a
stage is good for me. It's your raf on a
stage in a bear with hair, any animals giraffe right, yeah, yeah,
I always have.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
To be the giraffe because again, extremely tall, my top
one percent of human beings tall.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Okay, giraffe on a stage, bear with hair, rat in
the cage.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
We picked our animals. Good start to the show. Here,
Bob is in.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
I would almost say a romantic mood about Pittsburgh today, Bob.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Bob just told me We're in the good times right now.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
We're living in the good times, like at least sports wise. Yeah,
Penguins play all locked in. Yeah, playing the Flyers in
the first round. How about that.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Pirates are scoring one hundred runs the game.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah, pretty awesome. We got the draft coming next week.
You're right, dude, going off. It's like eighty degrees outside.
Oh man, my gods. Fired up my pittsmart you got
the draft? Yeah, yeah, fired up over there. We're living
in the good times, is what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Like, this is gonna be a time when we get to,
you know, the beginning of next year and it's like
February twenty twenty seven, you're just gonna be like, take
me back, Take me back to like April of last
year when the weather was nice and we had sports
going on, Buckos and Pirates and you got Penguins.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Makes the draft.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah, dude, the sun in the warmth makes everything everything better.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
I just sat outside yesterday. I was just like I
had stuff to do inside. My wife was inside, and
I'm like, I gotta go sit outside in a chair
or something.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
My edge. I can't be inside right now. You know,
it's great.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
You just you see it, and I think yesterday I
saw somewhere. I don't have the source for this, so
it's gonna sell like I'm just making it up. I
saw somewhere that yesterday, like Pittsburgh and over in Philadelphia,
we had like the best weather in the country yesterday,
like the entire United States. I've heard it yesterday, right,
it was great, not too hot, not too cold.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
So yeah, we'll see some of that.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Again today with temperatures you know, getting into the upper seventies,
near eighty degrees.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
But Bob said, this is it. Just take it all in.
We're in the good times, don't don't. We gotta live
in it while we're in it.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Here, I cannot stop singing the Department of Public Works.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Water Fountain song that they put out, Maga.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Who knew that the Department of Public Works could put
out such an absolute bangers dropping key out here.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
We will get to that coming up around six twenty five.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Also, if you got something nice to say to somebody,
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nice around eight twenty five.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Because hey, we'arn the good times right now, living in
the good times, Pittsburgh. The Mikey and Bob Podcast.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
By the way, I have no by the way, I
don't know what I was gonna say. I thought there
was a by the way, there there was no by
the way.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Scream the Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
you get your podcasts.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Hey, thank you for listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast.
Now whatever you're listening on, we appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Thank you. Yep.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
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You can send us a message about previous shows, the
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Speaker 1 (05:48):
Let us know where you're listening from. Two Oh yeah,
that's fun too, right, people of random places.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah, I hit that little talkback microphone and you can
send us a message and maybe you'll make the show.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
I think we have found Bob. How we're going to
be covering the NFL Draft leading into next week, and
it's by playing TikTok and Instagram videos of yinsers giving
out of towner's tips on where they should stay and
where they should go visit in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
So good.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
We will get to a couple more of those coming
up around six forty Here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
It is Mikey and Bob. It's warm out.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Highs today going to be in the upper seventies, mostly
cloudy with the chance of rain today. The Pittsburgh Department
of Public Works has an absolute banger of a song.
Here they put out on Instagram warmer weathers here in

(06:49):
the water fountains at city Parks Anderson Playground are on
Department of Public.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Works cruise are making their way to parks across the
city and it's just a video. The workers tuning up
the water fountains says hydration makes for happier kids, parents
and four legged friends.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Okay, we get that. Want to let everybody know the
fountains are going on, right. Didn't expect they would have
such a banger of a song.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
What a found this drink up in my cup?

Speaker 3 (07:23):
Come take a sip, said water fountain trip, drip, drink my.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Cup, Come take a sip? Are you kidding? Fountain trip?
What a absolute song?

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Who knew the Pittsburgh Department of Public again putting out
hitting against like this man.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
A fountain jip trim. Wanna fountain dream drip? Got this
drink up in fountain trip man? Hey? Whoever did that?
The Department of Public Works? Hell of a job right there. Hey.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
By the way, we are having Mayor Corey O'Connor on
the show tomorrow later in like the nine o'clock hour.
I wonder if he knows about this. I wonder if
he knows that he's got some stars at the Department
of Public Works that are dropping heat on the internet.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Want a fountain drip dripe?

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Gave me a cook I'm taking sipsin. Want a fountain
drip drip?

Speaker 2 (08:31):
All right, Pittsburgh girls making NFL draft videos for out
of towner is our favorite thing on the internet. Right now,
we'll get to a couple more around six forty and
around us say something nice to bring some positivity into
your Tuesday morning, eight twenty five.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
It's Mikey and Bob ninety one, Cass, I'm Mikey bum Podcast.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yes we saw it, Yes we know. Yes, we will
get you the details that you're probably wondering because it
seems like this is happening for the NFL Draft. The
world's largest rubber doc is making its return to Pittsburgh.
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Real?

Speaker 2 (09:11):
We'll get to the details around that around seven twenty
five here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show. It is
Mikey and Bob. One of our favorite things that yinsers
have been doing online is making videos about Pittsburgh for
out of towners coming in for the NFL Draft.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
You know they're good.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Now, I'm not talking about like visit Pittsburgh putting out
some yinser video telling you you gotta go to the
Heinz History Center. Those are fine, and those are the
tourist videos we need. But then there's another side of
the internet where yensers are putting out just absolutely great videos.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Well, first of all, there is.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
There is a woman with an account uh just my
kids snack on on TikTok who just made this just.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
A post that said, can we please set up a
live feed camera on the Fort pitt Bridge to watch
all the draft tourists fight for their lives?

Speaker 1 (10:09):
And I agree we should.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
You know what not only that, gee, but I would
watch you know, one of those prediction market apps I
want to bet on that on Kelsey or something like that.
I want to sit there during the draft and have
two screens going, one on the draft and one on
Fort pitt Bridge traffic. Oh man, it is going to
be pure hell for out of towners. Then let's get

(10:32):
to the account tourists look up on Instagram. This guy's
got an incredible mustache. He just looks like a kind
of guy that we would like to hang out with.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Bob Right, he put out an NFL Draft video for
out of towners, and man, hey, don't give away our secrets, Bud.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
All right, So I'm gonna do all ends of favor.
If you're coming from out of town for the NFL Draft,
I'm gonna put you on a place the outs don't
normally know about and the locals won't tell you about.
It's one of the best spots in the city. You
freaking go just outside the city's matter of fact.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
These are my favorite thing.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
It's just the build up right there inside info here
to place you gotta go.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
You're out of town coming in for the draft, about
twenty minutes out, twenty minutes outside of the city where we're
going by this place, it's all inclusive. All inclusive is.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
The best island you've ever seen in your freaking life.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
The weather is supposed to be good.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
Ladies and gentlemen, let me put you on to Neville Island.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Oh, the magic, the mystique, it's.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
The all inclusive Neville Island.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Such a prestigious place. Like you know, most of us
common folk around here can't afford it. But there's gonna
be some big money coming in from the draft. Oh yeah,
it's gonna be some people that might stay out.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
The fancy Neville Island hotshots coming to our island.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
And vacation packages they have place.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Oh, vacation packages for island during the draft. I can't
even imagine what they are.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
Absolutely fantastic.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yeah they got a pool with a cabana ball, all
the cabana bar.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
Bring your beach chairs, yeah, bring your freaking speeds, bring
whatever you want that. Bring the Cleveland Browns jerseys down here.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
No, no, kick you out.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah, this is gonna sound weird. Bring your bowling ball
if you.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
Know, yea go Downlle Island.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Neville Island's a place to be.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
The hotel is a priority book, but you might be
able to get one last minute it's a hidden gem.
It's just fourn Off outside seat, go down here Neville Island.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
That'd be LA favorite part of the draft online is
insers making these all right, if you're from out of town,
I gotta tell you, And it's always complete bs after that,
it's my favorite.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Pittsburgh videos on the internet right.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Now, all right, of course, the draft is coming up, man,
I cannot believe we're like a little over a week
away from the NFL Draft being held right there on
the north Shore in uh in Pittsburgh. It is gonna
be and the world's largest rubber duck is making its
return to Pittsburgh. The details on that coming up around

(13:06):
seven to twenty five. We'll get to today in freak
show history next year. On the Kiss Morning Freak Show,
it's mike Yambob.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
That is Ray.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Where is my husband? It's mike Yibob the ninety six
to one Case Morning Freak Show. The hell happened last night?

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Man? I'm just sitting there watching the Pirates game and
I go downstairs for a little bit. You know, I'm
not watching the game. Just so happened to be the
sixth inning that I missed all the runs I came
back all the run and I see that the game
is absolutely out of control.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Pirates scored ten runs in the sixth inning to beat
the National sixteen to five. Paul Skeins was incredible again,
just giving up one hit, and sixth inning Brandon Lowe
drove in five runs.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Again. It's the second game in a row he's.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
Done that, first Pirate to do that since the RBI
stat was created.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
In nineteen twenty.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Man, listen, I mean, they're sitting in first places early,
but I love how you just look at me and go, oh,
are they special? We added some pieces here right. You know.
You know what got me yesterday? It was the fans.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Did you see all the guys with the cone shirt
like the white shirts and they all had cones.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
I'm like, this, this is April Baseball. We're in it.
If we're in it.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
If they keep going like this and they hover around
first place in a playoff spot all year, we are
going to be un hinged as Pirates fans.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
We are not gonna know what to do. All the
games are They're starting to get that magical field gonna
be a great place to be.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
The cones are unbelievable. The guys with the cone shirts yesterday.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Fine, cones are fun and by the way down steal canes. Hey,
have they banned cones yet from the game? Role still
allowed to bring our own contains? Counts are goods.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Up right now, it's still bring your own cone.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Don't mess with the cones. Yeah, it's pretty awesome. Pirates nodding,
don't mess with the cones. Sixteen to five. That was fun.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Mitch Keller gets the start today as the Pirates played
the Nationals again, going for their fourth win in the
last five games. All right, it is right around seven
o'clock here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Time to
take you back to a moment in this show that
made us laugh, made us smile.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Here we go to.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
History, Let's get to let's get to Noah here, Hey,
Mikey Inbove but no tea.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Here the arts behind such hits as the Gobble Gobble
Remix and Pooping Like a Goof, as well as my
news release Cowboy Bob's Mustache ride.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
All right, Bob got a cow boy hat mailed him
here at the station, and with his mustache, it just
looks incredible.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
I hope you've went online.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
I hope you've went to Bob's Instagram account at FS
Big Bob.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
It was a wonderful gift from one of our listeners.
We're gonna get a lot of mileage out of this
cowboy hat.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Bob.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
You look like a legit cowboy. You look like you're
you know, you help out on the ram. I'm hosted
up with it on so Noah team made this real quick.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
It's just a minute long, a little song about Bob
and Mustache rides.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
I guess I'm in. I'm in tell you Mustache rides
in into town.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
On his dusty old man.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Like the County Fair. Hell yeah, ladies, lind.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
They can't resist the f oh whisper is SELFIEO d E.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Where you.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Came on.

Speaker 6 (17:11):
The desert stones coming out.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
The sands are the talk of the town?

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Is must Dash rides or the talk of the town?
Uh No, it's solid, great job. Dolly got another banger there.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
That should be playing at Texas Roadhouse when you walk off,
you know they played just the ridiculous country music so
loud as you're walking up in there. Yeah, that should
be on the rotation Texas Roadhouse. No Tequila Cowboy, that's
more than Yeah. Fresh off his big performance at Coachelle

(18:00):
over the weekend, Somber yesterday announced he's going on tour
with a stop here in Pittsburgh, the Big ninety six
one Kiss Somber Show. It's gonna be November twelfth at
the Arena. There is a Somber pre.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Sale today and regular tickets for the general public go
on sale Friday at ten am. But the the Somber
presale is today at ten am. If you want to
get your tickets before they go on sale to everybody else.
It's Mike You Bob the ninety six to one Kiss
Morning Free Show. Now, Bob, we have been talking about
pet songs on the show for a long time. Yeah,

(18:36):
there is a song that in our house we sing
to our cat, Sebbi.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
We sing him He's just our Sebby boy.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Sebie boy, He's just a Sebby boy, Sebbi boy. Let's
get to this talk back. A message brought to us
by the Pavement Group.

Speaker 7 (18:55):
Hey, this message is for Mikey.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Yeah, Mikey, that's friend befo rachel I. You have you
ruined my ADHD head.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
All I can think of on loop for days now
is Sibeople.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah, I'm just semiboy.

Speaker 7 (19:16):
How did you even think of that song to begin with?
That's not what my songs sound like at all.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Yeah, that's uh, that's Sean Michael's old w WE entrance music,
Sexy Boy, Sexy Boy. We just do it, Sebbi Boy
for one of our eight cats that we have in
our house. It fits just perfectly. I gotta be honest.
There's gonna be one in the house for seb too.
These do pet songs. They don't stop.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Sab isn't a one hit wonder here just because you
got one like Semie boys always going to be the
banger for our cat, Sab.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
But we got another one.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Have you seen the Philadelphia cream cheese commercials with the
cowboy yet?

Speaker 3 (19:56):
No? I don't think so, dude, Philly boy.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah, in our house and then and then there's this part.

Speaker 5 (20:11):
Pitty really right, so in in our house that was
when it comes to cats, he's really kiddy good.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
You don't want to live in my asylum.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Everybody like my wife is the one who has decided
that she's gonna take this on herself. But you don't
want to live in the asylum that is that is
escaping that right now. Hold on though, because pet songs
then made us go into kids songs, songs that maybe
you sing to uh to your kids.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
So let's get to this message. This is Woody and Charlotte.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
I wanted to call in and share a song for
one of our kids, my son.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
His name is Owen. All right, we got a kid
named Owen, nickname Owie. I like the O'Reilly parts. Okay,
oh boy, ohe here store songs. So we have oh boy,
oh oh oh oh we rippin farts. O.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Whoa, that's a good one right there, Oh oh oh oh.

Speaker 8 (21:22):
We.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Rippin farts. I think you need to do a fart
noise at the end there.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
I think it's got to be rippin' farts instead of
the of the O'Reilly But what.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Are we doing on the show right now?

Speaker 3 (21:37):
I just told the dad that he needs to change
his O'Reilly auto parts jingle.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Let's spice it up a little bit.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Listen, your boy always drop a fart in there at
the riff and farts. You need to do the fart
noise at the end instead of the O'Reilly auto parts.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Yeah. I don't know what our.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Show is right now, but hope you're enjoying yourself, everybody.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Yeah, there are some TV and spilled yesterday. Huh.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Some beef online with Alex Cooper and Alex Earl two Blonde.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Alex is going at it.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
We will get into that beef coming up next here
on the Kiss Morning Freak Show, it is Mikey and Bob.
That sounded weird. I just told you we're gonna get
into beef. Hell, yeah, you know my favorite thing. Just
imagine me and you just with a giant Rby sandwich,
you know, crawling into it, wearing the beef.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Now, I don't know what's going on with me today.
Did we get into Arby sandwich? I'm just.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Sounding a weird day, man, I don't know. I hope
everybody's having fun. Let's get to a talkback message here
on the Kiss Morning Freak Show. It is Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Talkback Messages brought to us by One Team Media. It's
our friend Aunt Cockaho.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
We got the duck.

Speaker 7 (22:51):
Yeah, we got the duck. Yeah it's back bay. Yeah
all right, birthday Bob.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
The world's largest rubber duck. I wouldn't say it's coming
back to Pittsburgh. I would say it's coming to Pittsburgh
because Pittsburgh. This duck is fifty percent bigger than the
one years ago that we had sitting down by the point,
it's bigger than the duck that we all know and love.
This duck doesn't go in the water though, it just

(23:28):
sits on on land.

Speaker 9 (23:30):
You know.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
It's a displayed duck. It is okay, it's a show
where and a grower's huge. It's a big duck that's coming.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Sixty one feet tall, sixty four feet wide.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
It's going to be at Foster Plaza in Green Tree
from the seventeenth to the twenty second.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Seems kind of random.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
It's owned and operated by Big Duck LLC that takes
it all around the world the different places and festival.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Yeah, there's gonna be a ten foot baby rubber duck
that stands by it.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
So the guy who did this is an entrepreneur, Jason.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Woolf, who was the founder of Wolf LLC, a commerce
services company. He is bringing the world's largest rubber.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Duck to Pittsburgh ahead of the NFL draft now, he
said in an interview, I moved to Pittsburgh in nineteen
ninety four with nothing so I went to the Carnegie Library.
He taught myself how to code. That turned into a company.
That company turned into a few companies. One of them
sold for over one hundred and twenty million. Pittsburgh gave

(24:37):
me a second chance. This is my way of saying
thank you. Okay, this guy's multi millionaire, and he's like,
Pittsburgh made me.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
It's like a it's like a Pittsburgh love story. It is.
He's like, this is the least I could do. I
love Pittsburgh. So to show.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Them, I'm gonna give you the world's largest rubber duck.
For a couple of days. It will be visible from
the Parkway. You know, when you're going into the city.
Right there, you know a big gold DV building, it'll
just be a duck peeking over.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
You look over to your left there and it will
be a giant rubber duck.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Saturday and Sunday from eleven am to four pm. Then
the twentieth through the twenty firth it's it's closed for
private events, and then Wednesday, the twenty second. Next Wednesday,
the duck will reopen to the public before it's actually
taken down ahead of the draft. I don't like that.
So we're just getting a duck, the world's biggest duck,

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fifty bigger than the one we had here a few
years back. Right, we're getting that. But why are we
taking it down before the draft? Where else does the
duck need to go?

Speaker 3 (25:42):
We need that thing to like say hi to people,
Welcome Peter to Pittsburgh. Maybe the duck was booked, man,
you think so? I also think people will be in
town leaning up to the draft. Well, yeah, we weren't
coming in.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yeah that's true too.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
More fans will be coming in, but you're right, the
people who have to put the draft together and cover
the draft will be coming in and probably getting a
peekaboo from the world's giant, world's largest giant rubber duck.
Why I want to confuse the hell out of people.
People were rolling in from the airport. Yeah, down the
parkway and look over and just see it.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Ducks. Bid he get over into traffic? Is this the thing?

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Dogs Pittsburgh? Man, it's Pittsburgh. We gotta get a hold
of this Jason Wolf guy and me.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
He'd be like, wait, what are you doing, man? It's
the dock. Doc you bring the duck back?

Speaker 3 (26:28):
So, uh, that's pretty exciting, though the world's largest rubber
duck very soon.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Will be able to be seen from the Parkway.

Speaker 10 (26:36):
All right, I got the ducky dead, We got the
duck in, We got the duck.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Yeah, all right, we'll.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Get to why the hell is this trending? Coming up
next here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show. We'll do
a round to say something nice around eight twenty five.
And did you see Hudson Williams. He's in uh heated
rivalry of course, the Hockey Show where they kiss. He
is in a new Peloton ad sweaty, sweaty working out.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
He's sweaty working out.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
We will read, Hey, that's all it took. We will
read the Facebook comments about that. Coming up around eight
fifty five, it's mike Yimbob Somber is coming to town.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Announced yesterday, Big ninety six to one Kiss Show November
twelfth at the Arena.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Tickets go on sale this Friday at ten am. It's
mike Yimbob the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
All right, let's get to run.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Something right now.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
It's time to find that why the hell is this seting?

Speaker 1 (27:38):
With Mikey and bad.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
We got Alex beef here Alex Cooper and Alex Earl.
This thing blew up yesterday. How about Alex on Alex? Yeah,
it is Alex on Alex all right, So people who
don't know who Alex Cooper and Alex Earl are, can
you just fill everybody in.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Alex Cooper call her daddy podcast. I think most people
are familiar with.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
It's her onwell network.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
I actually think she did like NBC Olympic stuff too,
Like she's been, She's on a lot of stuff. She's
got a lot a lot of things going on.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
And with her own podcast network she can put people
on and give them their own podcasts and make them
famous too.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yeah, that's pretty much where she linked up with Alex Earle. Yeah,
and that's the second Alex in this. And then Alex
Earle went on to leave her network go do Dancing
with the Stars. I think she was rumored to be
dating Tom Brady. Yeah, there's a whole there's a whole
thing now though where Alex Earle was I guess throwing

(28:37):
shots at Alex Cooper, but it wasn't like direct and
then Alex Cooper yesterday, just finally, the whole call her
daddy thing is very you know women, Yeah, women for
women and you know girls talking about girl things. No
Alex on Alex.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Beef is and then's the kind of thing that call
her daddy wants to represent.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Alex Earl's just kind of been like sneak Alex Cooper
just going Now, she's not really like that, So then
this happens Alex.

Speaker 11 (29:05):
Earle, Hey girl, the passive aggressive reposts and the likes
and commenting on things, I gotta call you out here.
You're gonna need to get specific and just say what
you've got to say about me. There's no nda, no
one is stopping you. Stop hiding behind other people and

(29:25):
just say it yourself.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
What's the beast? Say it?

Speaker 11 (29:29):
Because I'm really tired of waking up and seeing you
using this fake drama to distract from other online for
you not interested.

Speaker 7 (29:39):
I know what happened, and so do you.

Speaker 11 (29:42):
So talk unless the fake narrative that you're creating happens
to be way more interesting than the truth. I have
nothing to hide when it comes to you and me, boy,
So unless you actually have something to say, I'm out.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
This is over.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
Feel I'm on Alex Cooper's side on this one. Yeah,
I think that seems like a pretty direct day. Stop
with the stuff you're doing. I let you leave. There's
no nda. You can say what you want about me.
Go for it to sneak attack me for attention. You
want to try to bring down the empire, you know,
not today that is call her daddy. Yeah, not happening,

(30:19):
says Alex Cooper. So we'll see if anything else comes
from that.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
The Bravo show Summer House, you know, there's been just
incredible beef going on with people on that show this year.
Amanda Batula was married to Kyle Cook for four years.
They announced their separation in January, and then West Wilson
previously dated Amanda's best.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Friend and Para Miller.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Now it all just kind of played out on the show.
Amanda Betulla is now now cashing in on the Summerhouse
Bravo beef with a deal with Jimmy Johns the subplace.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
This is it.

Speaker 7 (30:57):
It's ten PM.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
I have my dogs and my Jimmy John's literally my
dream rotation.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Yeah, it's for a new four to twenty campaign, which hey,
that's coming up like a week here, four twenty April twenty.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
The Jimmy John's Dream Rotation.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Yeah, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame they announced yesterday.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Who's made it, right, Phil Collins. I'm pretty sure that
he just gets it for the Tarzan soundtrack at that.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Right, Like Tarzan soundtrack alone, Phil Collins and Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame, Iron Maiden, Hell yeah, Shadah, Oasis,
Wu Tang Clan and Luther Van Dross get into the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
That'll be November fourteenth in Los Angeles.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
And also trending, Disney Plus in Hulu's biggest premiere of
the year. What do you think it is? There's isn't
there a new Star Wars? Nope?

Speaker 2 (31:55):
I mean there is Darth Maul. Yeah, it's great. I
like it. It's Malcolm in the Middle. They brought back
Malcolm in the Middle of the blind spot for me.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
It's the second biggest Disney Plus season.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Premiere of all time in Latin America. Are you serious?
Latin America loves Malcolm in the Middle. It's happening. Three
point six million views in Latin America for.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
The premiere of the revival of Malcolm in the Middle
and over the first three days eight point one million
views overall. This is a blind spot for me too.
I never grew up watching Malcolm in the Middle. It's
just I missed it. Like Brian Cranston is gonna be
Walter White from Breaking Bad.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
He's not the dad from Malcolm in the Middle to me,
me too, And I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
I didn't know Malcolm these no people were wanting Malcolm
in the Middle back this much.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
But eight point one million views in three days. It
is Disney Plus and Hulu's biggest premiere of the year
so far.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
All Right, we will get to a round of say
something Nice coming up around eight twenty five. Also, if
you haven't seen Hudson Williams, you know from the heated
Rivalry show where.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
The hockey players kiss. He's in a new Peloton ad
where he is very, very rety, very sweaty. We will
read the Facebook comments about that around eight to fifty five.
It's Mikey Bob, the Mikey.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
And Bob pa. Oh, get ready, it's been a while
since we felt this way.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
The Penguins are going.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
To the playoffs and they're taking on the Philadelphia Flyers.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
Come a little bit, Let's go pen then let's go Pens. Uh.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
The final regular season game is tonight for the Penguins.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Uh, no one cares.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Nobody's gonna play, I doubt because they're playing the Saint
Louis Blues. They've already locked in their playoff position. They
already know who they're playing now, in the Philadelphia Flyers,
so there's no point to even, you know, risk getting
Sidney Crosby hurt in a meeting list game.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
So we all start this weekend.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
They do that is uh and we have whole ice,
so Games one and two will be here in.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
UH in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
The schedule is not out yet for the first round
of the Stanley Cup playoffs Penguins Flyers, but the uh yes,
the playoffs do start this weekend. They start on Saturday,
so the Penguins will probably play on Saturday or Sunday.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
I'm thinking the last.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Time it was Penguins Flyers in the postseason was back
in the twenty seventeen eighteen seasons, so it's.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
It's been a while. It seems like we play them
all the time, but it's been a while.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
That was also the last time the Penguins have won
a playoff series.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Wild been a while. That's been a while too. Penguins
have a playoff series, like almost ten years.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
It's been a hell of run here nuts right, yeah yeah,
oh man, hey Flyers, wyn't you help us get back
on the right track here? You know, if we get
pass the Flyers, don't watch it out, we get back hill.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Then Penguins were two to zero to two against the
Flyers this season. Both of their losses came in shootouts.
The Penguins were ass and shootouts this year. Why Pens
they're in the playoffs. Pirates turn first place? Damn NFL
drafts here. I Buccos had an insane game yesterday. They
win sixteen to five at home. Paul Skens gave up

(35:24):
just one hit and six innings. Pirates scored ten runs
in the sixth inning. It's uh, It's just crazy. Brandon
Lowe drove in five runs for the second straight game.
No Pirate's done that since nineteen twenty. I's got their
damn cones in the stands.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Man.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Hey, that group of kids that had the the white
shirts that just spelled out cone and they all had cones. Dude,
I can't believe we have that energy in the uh
in the stands in April, but I love it it.
The cone brings some sort of like buctober Quato blackout

(36:01):
playoff energy.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Right, he got Pars, got Pars, got par Fen's got Pars, dude.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
So also, the Pirates are about to get a little
better too because Jared Jones, you remember Jared Jones boys
with Paul Skins, one of the Hundo Boys.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
They can each throw a hundred, so their nickname was
the Hundo Boys. You remember last year, Bob tried to
get into their friend group because they like to go
fishing too, and Bob likes to go fishing.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Jared Jones gonna be back, didn't get in their friend group.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Jared Jones is with the Pirates and he's got a
locker in the clubhouse now. He's also scheduled for a
bullpen session, so he's still on the sixty day injured list,
but he won't come back until at least May twenty
fifth at the earliest.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
But he is.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
He is back with the club now around the team. Yeah,
So when you start thinking about oh Man trade deadlines.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
And later after the All Star Game, just think, man,
we got a Hundo boy still hiding in our back
pocket that we haven't even used yet.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
So Pirates back at it tonight.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Mitch Keller pitching for the for the Buckoes as they
take on the Nationals.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Try to win four out of the last five.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
All right, Coming up next on the show, we will
get to a couple things that were featured on the
Pittsburgh Police scanner, including one that involved a trombone.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
I'll just tell you right now, there's nothing you should
ever be calling the cops for because somebody's doing something
with the trombone.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Okay, well, actually never mind, I'll take that back.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
A couple a couple of things I can think of
right now you can do with the trombone that I'm.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Calling Cobs on. We'll get to that next. Nun A
round to say something nice.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
Around eight twenty five, it's Mike, you, Bob, what would
you do with the extra one thousand dollars right now?

Speaker 2 (37:46):
For some of us? Maybe we would pay some bills.
For some of us, we would start looking at hockey
playoff tickets, going how much is this gonna cost me?

Speaker 1 (37:54):
We start to pay your bills.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Thirteen chances for you to try to win one thousand
dollars every weekday that starts this coming Monday. On our
show around nine to ten, we try to pay your
bills again all next week here on ninety six to
one Kiss it is Mikey and Bob. Couple of people
will listen to the Pittsburgh Police Scanner and there's things

(38:16):
that go on in the city that may not make
the news. So they've made their own website, pghdash scanner
dot com. They've won awards for their social media accounts.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
They just do a great job.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
It is time to check in with the Pittsburgh Police
Scanner and find out what is happening in and around
our city.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
South Side, at the Holiday Inn, callers said two guests
are arguing in the parking lot. The arguments escalated to
where they're trying to hit each other with their cars.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Right, yeah, we don't need chicken. That's what it is.
It's Southside chicken. There's an argument at the holiday on
the south Side. Nobody threw a punch for one.

Speaker 6 (39:00):
They got.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Once they got in their cars, they got car muscles.
All of a sudden, somebody was challenged to a duel.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
All right, you go getting your car, I'll go get
in my car. You're right.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
This was a sauside chicken, is what it sounds like.
Bob's out there rapping their engines at each other.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Also happening in and around our city Oakland Craft Avenue
caller said, someone's outside of their apartment playing a loud
trombone in the collar.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Doesn't like it.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
You're really gonna call the cops forgetting a free trombone show.
You got a tromboner outside free concert? Is that what
you call somebody who plays the trombone a tromboner?

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Yeah, yeah, would be right. Sure.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Somebody plays a flute, right flutist. The Oakland tromboners out
on these streets friend joy through song and you're calling
the cops on him.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
You're lucky enough to heavy tromboner.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
In your area, and you mean to tell me that,
not only don't you like it, you called the cops
on the tromboner.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
Oh, the tromboner's too loud. You know what, Oakland slide
that trombone. That's what's happening in and around our city.
Tromboner dang.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
We go Draft night after hours.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
It's happening and presented by S and T at the
Sheridan Station.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Square Friday from six thirty to ten.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
You know, for around two and three of the draft
Alex high Smith, Jack Sawyer will hired from the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Gonna be there, Casey Hampton's gonna be there all hosted
by Rob King and Tall Kathy. Get your tickets at
nine six one Kiss dot Com Slash Draft Party. Uh Bob,
it is time to say something nice. This is where
we like to just have you send in messages of

(41:03):
positivity or you know, just spread some love because you know,
you watch the news, you turn on the news, or
you just doom scroll. There's a lot of bad out there.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
So it's time to say something nice.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Say something nice, Say something nice.

Speaker 11 (41:19):
Oh my god, I love y'all show.

Speaker 7 (41:24):
Yeah, I am.

Speaker 12 (41:26):
Actually I'm living in Texas, but I used to live
in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
I listen. I have listened to y'all for eight years, yeah,
going on nine years straight now. Sorry, love you guys.
Have a good day. All right, Sorry, don Texas still
listening to the show. We're still part of your your day.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
I like that people move away from Pittsburgh and then
they just check out the local radio stations and the
new place, and then they usually would just go, no,
I'm good, I'll just listen to my guys.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
I say something nice.

Speaker 13 (42:04):
Say something nice, Say something nice, Say something nice.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Oh yeah, he's got it.

Speaker 13 (42:09):
There's say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Shout out to the guys out there at the Lalo's
making some of the best Canoli's in the Pittsburgh area
for one.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Two baby, Oh Dolos clock in lock In. It's Mike
and Big Bob Man clock in locking promo.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
There he was, he was, He's talking lock Canoli promo
right there.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Hey, I like it. Say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Alright, let's get to uh, our local furry here wants
to say something nice.

Speaker 12 (42:42):
And your local furry say something nice. Say something nice.

Speaker 13 (42:49):
Yeah, say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 12 (42:56):
I just wanted to say something nice to just my
family and my friends and my doctors because my good,
very severe sleep apnea and I've had it for a
while and we weren't sure what was going on, and
I've just been getting sicker and sicker, and i haven't
even been able to furst suit. But with the help

(43:18):
and support of everybody, I got diagnosed and I'm getting
my sleep my seatpot machine nice this Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (43:26):
So I'm just really excited because I really think I'm
gonna get my life back.

Speaker 9 (43:32):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Yeah, and I'm really excited.

Speaker 12 (43:34):
So I just want to say thank you to all
of the healthcare workers and everybody out there. You guys
are amazing because my life is about to change for
the better.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
That's great.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Uncle Ferries getting a sleep apnea taking care of seatpat machines.

Speaker 13 (43:52):
Say something nice, Say something nice, all right, If you
have something nice to say about someone or something, or
just a positive massive you can send you or say
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Speaker 1 (44:04):
Brought to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Now, the world's largest rubber duck, fifty times bigger than
the inflatable rubber duck that was down by the point
years and years ago, is coming back to the city.
We will give you the details on that coming up
around nine to twenty five on the Kiss Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
It's Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
It's gonna be mostly cloudy today, chance of rain later,
but just another nice warm day. It's shorts all week
this week, highs in the upper seventies. Now, we have
been saying that our favorite yinser draft videos so far,
I'm not talking about like a visit Pittsburgh video that'll
tell you like actual.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Information you need to know.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
We love Yinser's telling tourists and out of towners that
are coming in for the draft just completely opposite things.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
That they should should know. It's so good.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
We're playing the video the a little while ago on
the Sho Show, or Guy's just like, yeah, we got
a resort here.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
It's all inclusive. It's the only island we have called
Neville Island. It's beautiful, it's very exclusive.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
But then I also like Yinsers being angry about the
draft and want nothing to do with being down there
for the few days that it's gonna be in town.
That's where we go to Bowser's Barbecue in Manaka and
we meet Frank.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
It is Frank.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
This is Frank, okay, And Frank just wants to let
you know, seven hundred thousand people coming.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Down for the draft, Frank ain't gonna be one of them.
Seven people coming to Pitchfork, Right. You got three ways
in the pittuorks are all two days. They're gonna come
out of the tunnel and go holy.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
I mean, Frank's probably right there from Bowser's Barbecue and
Manaka people are gonna come through the tunnel and be like.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Hey, honey, how beautiful.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Get your phone out. This is this is such a
beautiful seconds. You got to make that decision.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Oh God, what lay do we need to be in?

Speaker 3 (46:03):
And they're gonna sit in draving for three hours three
hours traffic because you got a bear.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Left to go to the stadium.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Or you could park at the casino for five hundred dollars,
or you could park with a.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Two mile radius for two hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Again, this is a guy named Frank who works at
Bowser's Barbecue and Manaca and there's sitting traffic for three hours.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
It was just raging. It's just insers against the draft.

Speaker 13 (46:29):
Or you could be the biggest let them go, okay
Frank is telling you, or on all of it.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Or you could just be the biggest blee pole and
you could go to the.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Draft because that's what it's gonna come out to. Yeah,
stay all, do not go.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
How about the guys said we still have rooms eight
one hundred.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Dollars a night.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
I think Frank was why there was a Katie kne
story a couple of days ago that was like, there's
still hotel rooms available.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Yeah they're not regular price.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
No, you know, deal eight hundred dollars the room, says
Frank from Bowser's Barbecue and Manaca.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Eight one hundred dollars, eight hundred dollars to get to
where you get an uber that's under more four hundred
percent more for the uber. How can you enjoy this?
You're gonna go to the state, You're gonna be there. Yeah,
you have to use your red troup. Yeah. Cot your
pants right there to smell at your innk on there.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Okay, no, Frank, no listen, Frank. Frank from Bowser's Barbecue
Manaka said, it's gonna smell like you're down there. Okay.
Everybody's got a Frank. A lot of people got Franks
in their lives.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
We all need a frank.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
Yeah, because if I tell if I have a Frank
in my life, and I'm like, man, you know, I
just got to be a part of the town there.
I want to go see the spectacle. It's the biggest
event to ever happen in Pittsburgh. Sitting traffic for three highs.
You need Frank to tell you where you're gonna go
in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
At you have to use your redroop. Yeah, drop your
pants right there. It's gonna spell like at.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Your old I'm telling you unhinged us are talking about
the draft.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Are our favorite videos right now? All right?

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Uh, Hudson Williams who plays Shane Hollander on Heated Rivalry,
the Hockey show where they kiss, he's in a new
Peloton ad.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
He is, he is sweaty, he is tanned, and wolde. Yeah,
we will read.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
The Facebook comments about it coming up around eight fifty five.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
It's Mike, keep up.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
I know I've loved and liked so many of the
Artemis two pictures and videos that have come out in
the last you know a few weeks and everything. Uh,
yesterday they put out the video of the crew, you know,
floating in their capsule and then the the helicopter crew
that came to get them out watching.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Yeah, yeah, it shows. It shows you like when they
first opened the cab. So there's this guy who's just like, hey,
what's up, welcome home and like just giving everybody the
pound and everything like.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
That cool video. Man, they're so happy to be back
home and like, oh man face.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
All right, let's get mildly horny now.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
The show Heated Rivalries that has just been a pop
culture phenomenon. It's the Hockey show where they kiss on
HBO Max Hudson Williams hugely popular plays.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
Shane Hollander on the show. And now he is just
you know, he's a massive star. Now well he.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Has a deal now with Peloton. You remember Peloton. We
were all riding Peloton bikes during during COVID, right, sure, yeah,
we're all getting our workouts in. Well, now he is
part of a Peloton ad which has him super sweaty,
lifting up his.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Shirt working out on a Peloton machine.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
It is at hot, hot Peloton ad with Hudson Williams.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
And then we read the Facebook comments section about it.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Deep dark place on the Internet.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
It's time for ninety six to one kiss Facebook comments.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
These are some Facebook comments about Hudson Williams Peloton ad.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Bree p here.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
I have no clue what he's actually selling, but I
will buy seven of them.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Michelle ass, I don't want to sexualize this young man
because I can easily be his grandmother.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
All right, Okay, your grandchildren can probably read this message.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
He lifted his hips off the ground. I can't explain
the feeling that surged through me, your whole family this.

Speaker 10 (50:44):
Please forgive me O God for looking at him in
that way, but.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
I cannot help it when hip Let me tell you.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
Whoa granny, Oh granny, Granny. Everybody can see this comment.
Granny's biscuit ain't tingled like that in decades.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Granny's biscuit.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
Might be the name of the podcast today.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Stacey as here in their Facebook comments.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
Oh the world is burning and this is the content
I need.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Elliet r.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
He looks so soft and creamy. How the hell am
I supposed to pull a twelve hour shift after this?

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Okay again, these are just the Facebook comments on Hudson Williams.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
You know he plays Shane Hollander and heated rivalry the
Hockey Show where they kiss.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
He's in a new Peloton ad, he's sweaty.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
That person's at least friends on Facebook with one person
they work with. Yeah, and they're gonna see that comment.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Yeah, twelve hour shift when you're soft and creamy hopped.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
In creamy description.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Casey g here Seriously, I was just innocently scrolling and
they do this to me. Okay before work, this is
by design. I need to wipe the jewel off my
phone right now.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Uh, Tina P.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
This is not the day I expected. I stopped everything
I was doing to scroll.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
And watch this video. How the hell am I.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Supposed to just go back to doing balance sheets at
work after seeing him like this again? Facebook comments on
Hudson Williams Sensual peloton ad Jessica as.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
I literally cannot breathe.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
I have had to restructure my entire day around recovering
from this peloton ad.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Were rescheduling meetings. Leslie, ay, why is he so sweaty?
And my god, why does this make it so much hotter? Leslie?
Well him, what's good? What isn't bad?

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Asia b He's gonna al assault with gorgeousness? And Brenda
r One. Brenda just went from zero to horny?

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Okay, all right, ladies? Was pretty much Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
Yeah, it's an all women's Facebook comments section right there
on Hudson Williams New peloton ad. Hey, before we get
into this naked story, we got a real quick say
something nice from me and Bob.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
We gotta say thank you to our guys, Christian and
Aaron and everybody over at Shop four one two and
the south Side Works.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
I feel drop off at the studio.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Yeah, I dropped off a couple of their pirates hats,
a shop four one two football helmet that I believe
maybe have something to do with the draft.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
They have a shop four one two Penguin shirts.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Now I think there's solos at the arena too, aren't they?
So thank you that guys over a shot pour one two,
always showing us love. It is Mikey and Bob the
Kiss Morning Freak Show. There's always people getting naked, getting arrested,
making the news and making our show.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
It is time for a naked story. Who yet naked?

Speaker 3 (54:20):
It's time for another naked story on the ninety six
one Kiss Morning Freaks.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Out with Mikey and Big Bat. Right down to Texas
we go for this naked guy got on camera this morning.

Speaker 9 (54:31):
Drivers along the old Corpus Christi Road Highway one eighty
one got quite the show. A naked man walking alongside
of the road, in fact, right in the middle of it.
Although to be fair here we think he was wearing
socks and shoes.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
All right, So he's wearing socks and shoes, but no
clothing on at all.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
He's naked in the middle of the street.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
Oh my gosh, he's walking across the street. That's obviously
the eyewitness who was taking video of the naked guy
walking across the street in Texas.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
That's news fort David Mendoza. Oh wait, it was the
news guy.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
The news guy was in the right place the right
time to find the naked person. They have like the
traffic tracker out, you know, yeah, local news does, like
they send the van out to see how traffic doing
in the morning.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Naked guy just comes wandering out.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
Maybe the newspeople were listening to like the scanner or something.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
They're like, we got a naked guy.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
We're like, we're two miles away trying to beat the
cops there.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Captured it on road cam. This was about seven thirty
this morning.

Speaker 9 (55:26):
You can see he's just calmly walking there across the street.
At one point, though, our cameras caught him air punching
at cars.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
Whoa, Okay, let's not give him a helly effort. That's
not a morning workout, getting naked air punching at cars.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Okay. It can't be doing that. It can't be out
there swinging punches. Okay, I know, I know.

Speaker 9 (55:56):
Centurial Police used its Eagle helicopter which he saw there,
to locate at him. But as soon as they did,
he pulled his pants up, put his clothes back on,
and jumped a fence into a private property. No rest
of been made, but they say if they do catch him,
he could a charge of lude conduct.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Wait a minute, you mean naked Houdini.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
You mean to tell me they had the news guy
there taking nude video of him, and he still got away.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
The cop shows up. Now you see it, Now you don't.
They had the.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
Helicopter and this guy still got away. Once he realized
he was drawing too much attention, he put his clothes
back on.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
He's like, I'm out of here, shorts out. They're like,
we don't know where he went. You're right, a.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
Nude Houdini done in Texas and is a naked person
making the show once again. All right, If you have
not heard the big inter or news, there is a
giant rubber duck and inflatable one that is coming to Pittsburgh,
bigger than the one that was down at Point State
Park years and years ago.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
We got a duck.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Yeah, we'll get into that. Around nine twenty five, it's
Mikey Bob ninety six Kiss.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
The song that I can't stop singing today is from
the City of Pittsburgh in the Department of Public Works.
They're out there, uh you know, turning, turning the waters
on and making sure all the drinking fountains at the
parks are are good. They posted such a normal video
of them just hooking the drinking fountains back up, but

(57:24):
dropped a banger over top of it.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
Didn't have to go this hard, Pittsburgh Department of Public Works.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
What a fountain trip? Got this drink up in my cup?

Speaker 3 (57:34):
Come take a sip Settin trip drip?

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Got this drink up in my cup? Come take a
sip Si fountain trip drip.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
I mean you tell me that you're not going to
be around the office and around the house today in
the car today just going wan a.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Fountain drip drip. Hey, whoever came up with that banger
over at Public Works? Nice?

Speaker 2 (58:00):
We might have to play that tomorrow on the show.
Tomorrow on the show, We're gonna have Mayor Corey O'Connor
on the show in the nine o'clock hour.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Might have to play that for him. Does he has
even heard it yet?

Speaker 3 (58:11):
Does he know that the public Department of Public Works
is putting out heat like this man?

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Well on a fountain. Jimp, jip.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
We got the draft. It's coming up next Thursday. It's
close and things are starting to take shape. The stage
where everything's gonna be set up, and so many road
closures and detours that are affecting in the North Shore.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
We are in it.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
And to throw something else on top of the madness
of the draft, there's a giant rubber duck coming back
to the city.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
The biggest duck this city's ever seen.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
Yes, this is fifty bigger than the rubber duck that
was by Point State Park years ago go when the
Pirates were playing playoff baseball. Remember that. Oh my gosh.
They do like shots of the city and you see
the duck there. I remember the legendary bridge party that
turned into an entire city party.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
That's the scaredest I've ever been at in an event.
I think I thought were I thought the bridge was
going to collapse. We're supposed to just host this bridge party.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
We expected, you know, a couple thousand people to come
out and see this duck. Yeah, come down the river.
Next thing we know, both sides of the river are
lined up.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Crazyah. I heard a million people down there.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
Five million, uh sixty one foot tall, sixty four feet wide.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
The giant rubber duck, the biggest one in the world
that you can rent from.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
A company called Big Duck LLC.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
From April seventeenth to the twenty second, it's going to
be on display at Foster Plaza and Green Tree, so it'll.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Sort of overlook the Parkway.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
There's also going to be a ten foot baby rubber
duck right next to it.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
It's not down town anywhere, it's.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
Not the wall. It's basically in a parking lot sitting
over in Green Tree. It's from a local entrepreneur, Jason Wolf,
who's the founder of a commerce services company. He said,
I moved to Pittsburgh in nineteen ninety four with nothing.
I went to the Carnegie Library. He taught myself how
to code. That turned into a company. That company turned
into a few companies. One of them sold for over

(01:00:19):
one hundred and twenty million dollars. Pittsburgh gave me a
second chance. And this is my way of saying thank
you my guys, Like I got Big Duck money. Dude,
that's a flex right there. Let me show it off.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
I wonder if this guy was thinking, like I have
a lot of money I'm a multimillionaire.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
What can I do for the city as a way
to say thank you? You know, the draft coming eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
I honestly read that he said he went down to
the duck party when they set it down the river,
and like it's one of the things that he thinks
about all the time, and how big of a thing
it was.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Hey, we think about this all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
Man. We hosted that party. Yeah, yeah, Hey, Jason Wolf,
are we friends? If you're using a lot, you know,
you're using a.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Lot of money. This can't be cheap. Let's just put
a giant rubber duck up, man.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
I love that all these people are gonna be flying
in the Pittsburgh for the draft and whatnot. And if
you're rising down the Parkway, you can look over and
there's gonna be a duck peering out, Yeah, from Foster
Plaza of the Parkway.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
This Saturday and Sunday, you'll be able to see it.
From eleven am to four pm. On the twentieth and
the twenty first, it's gonna be closed for private parties,
and then on Wednesday of next week the duck will
reopen to the public before it's taken down before the
Draft actually on Thursday, So it's sort of like a

(01:01:42):
welcoming duck until the draft starts. Then then the duck
goes away and goes on its way. But yes, not
only do we have the NFL Draft, but we also
have the world's largest rubber duck. I won't even say
coming back to Pittsburgh because that one was smaller we
had like a decade ago. This thing is fifty percent

(01:02:04):
bigger than the duck that was here before.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
It is gonna look massive looking out at the park.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
Can you imagine flying in in a plane? By the way,
that's another thing. That's sweet, dude, And there's just a giant,
sweet robbert duck.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Great job.

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
Jason, Hey, hey, Jason wolf Man, get in contact with
us if.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
You're doing rubber duck stuff, like where have you been
all our lives?

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
We we need you to find the show a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
We love doing rubber duck stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
If you're in the duck stuff, we are too, man,
We aren't we buds.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
So the duck is uh, it is coming to uh
to Green Tree ahead of the NFL Draft.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
It's this morning freak show. Mike, you Bob. It's gonna
be Penguins.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
It's gonna be Flyers in the first round of the
Stanley Cup Playoffs.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
Home about a little bit, let's go back.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
The Penguins will have the first home games because you know,
we got home iice advantage.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
We get games one and two.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Just not sure when it's gonna happen, but the Stanley
Cup Playoffs do start this Saturday. It's Mikey and Bob
the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Hey,
we want to say just a quick thank you too.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
I mean, we love everybody who listens to the show.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
We appreciate you, but really appreciate the people who are
part of the show. If you have the iHeartRadio app downloaded,
if you've ever hit that talkback microphone and sent us
a message, you know, when this sort of feature came
out on the iHeartRadio app a couple of years ago,
We're like this, this is awesome because I.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
Think it benefited us a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
Because we don't have a producer in here, so there's
nobody that like answers the phones for us and say,
oh good, call online too. We got to talk to
all of you ourselves, so we can't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
While we're talking so it sort of screws up the
phone stuff, right. I also think it's fun because the
show never really ends, Like people can listen on the
podcast or listen whenever you want, but you're a week
behind on the show or a month behind, and you
can still like leave us a message in comment on things.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
We got a.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
Message from one of our bosses yesterday. It said we're
the number one podcast in all of iHeartRadio for talkback
messages last week, Like we got more messages than any
other podcast in the entire country, in the entire company.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
So, yeah, you guys are doing something. Yeah, it's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
It's like everybody sharing there say something nices or yeah we're.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
Pets, songs like that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
Yeah, and just a couple of listeners that you know
you've probably heard on the show before.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
I feel like we have like a group of people.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Who will always send messages, and then we'll get some
of you who've been like, you know, I haven't done
it yet or I don't do it a lot, but
sure I got something to say.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
But hold on, Let's get to a couple here that
you're familiar with. Here's our buddy George.

Speaker 14 (01:05:00):
I was going on fellow Georgia catching Up My Money
and won his podcast. Yeah, y'all were just talking about
how you know it's a Pittsburgh based show and The
Pit all this that and the other about them playing
talking about sticks and not talking about Renegade.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
The Pit on HBO Max has the season finale on Thursday.
But last week's episode they mentioned the band Styx and
four other songs, none of them were Renegade, and that
just can't.

Speaker 14 (01:05:25):
Happen Pittsburgh based or not. Man, Renegade is one of
their most popular songs. I don't know why they missed
it anyone.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
I don't know either. I feel like we're being trolled
or something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
By the way, do you know there's people that's already
seen the finale of The Pit.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
No, yeah, they did, like they screening. Yeah, they did
like a screening of it. Our friend I Justine, she
got to see the finale already. I sent her a
message and I was like, hey, I know you can't
say things, but can you say things?

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
You know? I think I sent her a message. I
was like, hey, is there gonna be Pittsburgh still? We
didn't we get in that screening. Man, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
I don't want to be. I don't even want to
be on the screening. If they mentioned us ever on
that show, I'm gonna lose my mind. The next morning.
It's gonna be like we won the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
If I just to quickly say Mikey and Bob on
the pit ever, I'm going to go nuts. All right,
here's another one of our great listeners who always sends
talkback messages.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
It's our buddy AJ good morning.

Speaker 8 (01:06:25):
Gets to Clearwater ins or AJ and I have to
be Nate the crazy Italian guy for a second.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
To all you jack off experts whoa.

Speaker 8 (01:06:32):
Do not ever say a team has no expectation fired up?

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
We will write you off every time. But depends.

Speaker 8 (01:06:41):
The Penguins are about to be Stanley Cuff Champions Who Penguins.
Happy half birthday, Mikey, Happy birthday, Bob.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
Oh wow?

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
AJ Right there, listeners, I think AJ, AJ, Don and
Florida listening to the show.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
You've you've weirdly made us the number one show in
the entire company last week for talking back. I love
hearing from people that listen from all over tip.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:08):
So, if you ever want to be part of the
show and yeah, I imagine it's sort of like a game.
You listen to the podcast, you send a talkback message,
and then you listen to the next show and see
if your talkback message made it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Just get on our free iHeartRadio.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
App and click that talkback microphone when you're sending a
message to ninety six one Kiss or our Mikey and
Bob podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
Kiss Buccos. It's so much fun.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
You got people just with traffic cones in the stands.
Weather's kind of nice. Buckles will be back at it tonight.
They've won four out of five, just massive win yesterday.
Fun sixteen runs. I know it's a super.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
Long season and there's a long way to go. It's
fun though, it's fun. It's fun right now.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
The cone thing is fun. They're they're winning. Cone thing's happening.
That's a good time.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
Will it last? We'll see.

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
Well they make more moves when they need to. Eh,
we'll see. They're gonna get.

Speaker 3 (01:08:04):
Pol Skans half a billion dollars if he keeps pitching on.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
Yeah, we'll see. But yes, it's fun right now.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
So Pirates back at it tonight at home taking on
the Nationals. Penguins have their final regular season home game
at Saint Louis starts at nine thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
Not a lot of people. I don't think we'll be
watching because not a lot of players playing.

Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
I'd imagine there's gonna be a lot of guys out
of the lineup Sid Gino, when let Tang and Carlson,
probably just because of the playoffs starting this weekend, and
why meaningless game?

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
Why do you want to get anybody hurt?

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
So Penguins obviously be taking on the Flyers in the
first round of the playoffs. Not sure on the exact
gates yet or anything, but it looks like probably, you know,
this weekend, the playoffs are going to gonna be starting.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Also, the NBA Playoffs start today. Oh weird thing for Pittsburgh.
But I sure do love the NBA hoops. I'm excited
for the hoops.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
After the show, I got a Facebook live I'm doing
starting at eleven a m. With my friends over at
pain Glasses dot com. I love doing this. I do
this like every other month. I just go on with
them for like an hour, my friend Katie over at
pain Glasses and we just try on some frames, you know,
for the spring in the summer, try on some sunglasses

(01:09:20):
probably today show everybody the looks.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
Hey not to go back to NBA stuff. But is
t J McConnell, is he is he?

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
In?

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
Are they? Are?

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
They?

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
They playing?

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
Nah?

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Pacers Pacers stink real bad?

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
I remember last year we are I know we show, Yeah,
we were drunk off inser man, I mean pay attention
to the NBA that much, So I didn't know It's
not gonna be that this year.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Okay, all right, this year? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
Pain glasses on Facebook? Look them up eleven am. I'll
be going live with them tomorrow. We got Mayor Corey
O'Connor on the show because I think tomorrow is his
first one hundredth day in office, so we'll I don't know,
talk to him about things.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
What do you want to name the podcast today?

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
Bob, Granny's Tinglely Biscuit Man.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
Okay, I'll accept who we are. Yes, And we got
the mayor on tomorrow. All right.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
We named this one Granny's Tinkling Biscuit and the Mayor's
coming on tomorrow. Get caught up in the Mikey Bob podcast.
Have you missed anything? Ride secret shows are right, I'll
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