Horse Fingers and A Shaved Zebra Honkin Off

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Watch
out everybody. We got a new cat song in the house,
A cat song, yep, I got I got eight cats
in my house. You got a new one. Yeah, mo
Our Orange Cat has a new song that we sing
to him. Now, does Mo have multiple songs or is
this the first time? Uh no, I think this is Wait,

(00:24):
is this Momo's first This is a custom intro for Momo. Yeah,
I mean having eight cats like I do, A lot
of them do have custom songs for themselves, you know. Uh,
Sabbie Boy, Sabbi Boy, he's just our Sebbie boy, Sabby Bo.
I'm like, I like that. I'm the one that remembered

(00:45):
that one because it haven't left my head yet. Yeah,
that's the song for our cat, sab his brother mo
our Orange Cat. Though, oh man, a mo song is dropped.
He walks in the room. Now, m Mo Mo man.
I want to be Mo Mo mo moment, I want

(01:09):
to be man. Oh man. That's a good one. It's good, right,
it's good. Came out of nowhere yesterday, just all of
a sudden, Momo walks in Momo mom mom, oh man,
all of a sudden, Oh, wait wait, we got one
and then like I have to clear it through the family. Right,

(01:32):
there's Momo strut uh like extra peppen almost strutter as around.
You know, he's not a strutter at all. No, no,
Momo don't strut. We got a couple strutters. Momo ain't
one of them. He doesn't embrace the intro music. Mom
Mo mo moment.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Want to be man.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
I think he just looks at us like we're crazy
because we just started to sing the song to him yesterday,
so he's not used to it. A parent day in
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Speaker 2 (02:53):
Wow, hold on, not.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Everybody, Okay. You have to be a registered Republican or
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So you're picking the people from your party, which you're
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It's Mikey Baba Kiss Morning Freak Show. We almost hit

(03:37):
a record yesterday. Man, who that came out of nowhere? Huh?
Hot breath of summer just right on top of us. Huh.
I took the dog for a walk, as I usually do.
I they like that. They enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Peens.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
My Boston Terrier was fine powering through Peens is good
in the hot weather. Tilly, the fluffy French bulldog, Yeah,
at one point sat down mid walk. That's over looked
at me and she's like, we doing this. The shirt's
pretty hot. You're a big guy. He's like you sure
you want to do this? Looking at you like, hey,

(04:12):
you're a bigger guy yourself. You gotta be hot out
here right, be tired, you know what we doing? She
looked at me, just like if you want to go
any farther, you're gonna end up having to carry me home.
So so it's on you. What did you do? You
take a little break and then all right, let's go home. Yeah?
I just turned around and went home. Yeah, could you
could you physically pick up a dog and uh and

(04:33):
carry her home?

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Though?

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Problem?

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:35):
I mean she's only like twenty something pounds, but I
would love to see you carrying a twenty pound dog
with another one on the leash and well almost ninety
degree heat. That that's something. He's all furry and panting too,
And she's like she's just looking at me. She's like, nah,
not today, Bud. Yeah, we hit a high yesterday of
eighty nine degrees. Uh, just short of the record ninety

(04:57):
one degrees that was set back in eighteen seventy in
nineteen sixty two, and then today we're supposed to get
a high of eighty eight degrees. We're right there again.
It'll be just as hot today. The record for today
is ninety three degrees. Probably not gonna beat that one
set back in eighteen seventy seven. And then it cools off,

(05:18):
just not really cools off, but more manageable weather. Wednesday
through Friday, temperatures will be in the seventies, and then
we'll get back into the eighties this weekend. So hey,
maybe not today for the dogs, Maybe give them a
break today, Bob, but Wednesday through Friday might be good
to go again. We're back on a schedule, all right.
We got your chance to win some concert tickets today

(05:40):
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we'll do around to.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
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Speaker 1 (05:51):
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Speaker 2 (05:57):
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Speaker 1 (06:00):
You say something nice, submissions in for the show. Today,
it's Mike and Bob Cat. I'm Michael here bum I'm
Steelers said their first day of OTA's yesterday. Hell Aaron
Rodgers out there with Mike McCarthy. You feinga park. Oh,

(06:20):
we'll milk some Steelers content about yesterday. Coming up around
seven twenty five on the Kiss Morning Freak Show. It
is Mikey and Bob and Uh, we'd like to check
in from time to time with the Pittsburgh Police Scanner.
It's a an account on social media. They're on all
the different social media networks. You can look up PGH Scanner.

(06:40):
They have their own website pghdash Scanner dot com. And
they will just sit there and listen to the Pittsburgh
Police Scanner and then they'll post.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
On what is happening in and around our city.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Chatteau near the Ohio River, caller says PC Two naked
people near the river, skinny dipping or just hanging out. Man,
catching some sun weather, getting warm, Vitamin D clothes coming off.
Uh huh, show your naked bod of the Ohio River

(07:15):
and feel its powers. Also happening in Carrick Brownsville Road
one if it's Jennings Dunker down there. Dude. What if
Dunks finished practice yesterday? I like, I'd like to paint
a picture of that. All right, just wandered down to
the river. You messed up the whole flow of the thing,

(07:35):
because now we're in the second thing.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Now, now we're going back.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
To naked Jennings Dunker, the Steelers offensive lineman with the
big red mullet. He said he wanted to explore those rivers.
Do you think this is a nice day out? It
can't be getting Maybe after practice man had to cool off. Dude.
Maybe there's different nudity laws in Iowa where he's from.

(07:59):
What I'm not? I mean Iowa. You're in the middle
of the country. It's all flat, you know, farmland and
stuff like that. Jennings Dunker's not used to being this
close to water, and every day he's just gotta He
does another stand out rivers work.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
He feels the power divers right.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
It pulled the gravitation and pull pulled his pants off.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Okay, can I get to this next one?

Speaker 5 (08:21):
Now?

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Oh yeah. Carri Brownsville road caller said her neighbor knocked
on her door and immediately got naked she's unimpressed. Hey,
the neighbor got naked. Listen, is your neighbor Jennings Dunker Steelers?
Why we can't, Hey, listen, we can dunks living up.

(08:44):
We can't make this guy into some sort of nude
bandit all right, knocking on the Hey, you long go
down the river. I'm going down river, young down where
we're with me. Having the Steelers facility this close the
river is not a good thing for Dunker, Okay, he

(09:06):
he wants them rivers. Also one more around our city
through the eyes of the Pittsburgh Police scanner. Uh Strip
District waterfront place. Caller says it's someone's walk walking around
putting fake parking tickets on cars parked badly, and the
callers upset. Listen, I say, you're a jag off parking ticket.

(09:31):
That's that's a parking vigilante out there, out there doing
the lord's work. I don't mind at all when people write, hey,
passive aggressive notes you parked like a jag figured it
out next time? Yeah, or just it's great too, like
that's you're gonna get a lot of jag parking down
people over the lines. And when one person goes over

(09:54):
the line, that that messes up the whole flow of
the lines because then the other person's gonna park a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
All things messed up. Figure it out right.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, Strip District, take parking tickets. Jennings Dunkers naked but
not really naked today, Pittsburgh, that's what's happening in and
around our city. Dude. It the Mikey and Bob podcasts.
We are so past the stage of we'll grow up
one day, like, no, this is it so what we are.

(10:30):
Stream the Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
you get your podcasts. You see the super Bowls going
to Nashville in twenty thirty, it looks like, now that's
gonna be awesome. Nashville is like one of the smaller
places to ever get a super Bowl. But that's obviously
you've never been Nashville before. The hotels, the bars there

(10:52):
staying there's a chance for Pittsburgh then, huh no, notthless, No, dude,
this is how I'm we've been. We've been telling people
this for about a decade. Now, we gotta move the
stadium now that feels about the same size, or keep
it just for us. But if we want to be
in this rotation of hosting things like super Bowls and

(11:16):
WrestleMania's and big events. We're gonna need like a two
billion dollar dome like North of the City up in Cranberry.
That's it. We're not hosting a super Bowl something with
a roof, yeah, which everybody else is getting, by the way, Buffalo,
like Cleveland. Everybody's getting these big, like two billion dollars

(11:36):
stadium if he tried to already has one. What are
we doing, Rooney says over his dead body, if you're
wondering how.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
The future of the Steelers is looking.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Every other team is building these giant like cities almost Yeah,
I think the Titans are getting a Tennessee down there
is getting a sweet new stadium too. Yes, it's not
a stadium, but it's everything. I owned it too, And
what is our owner here in Pittsford said over his
dead body.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Okay, the Browns at twenty.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Thirty super Bowl is uh is going to Nashville to
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Speaker 6 (12:22):
Kiss Hey Mike, you Bob. It's such Steve from Marsh.
You know, just listening to Aaron Rodgers news, you know,
the city is like divided. Some people are like, hey,
we're glad he's here. Others are like, oh boo, get
him out of here.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Sure whatever.

Speaker 6 (12:35):
I am just excited that we get a whole other
season of Aaron Rodgers talking to the media. Well, you
guys get to play the X Files theme song behind.
All right, have a good one, Love you guys. Oh
and before I forget, Happy birthday, Bob.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Oh, thanks Man oh Man, X Files music for Aaron
Rodgers Media availabilities. Okays, whole new season. There's always something
else going on with Aaron Rodgers conspiracies. What do you
think it's really going on? Why did he basically announced

(13:10):
to the world he's coming back at cool Cones in
the North Hills. All right, let's get to another talkback
massage here. It's our buddy Bobo.

Speaker 7 (13:21):
Hike Bob Bobo now man catching up one yesterday's podcast,
The Defense has renegade. I think we should adopt to
start off the offense first drive with okay, cool Cones song. Okay,
that's awesome. I think it will go good. You can
get the rod out.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Okay, so we have renegade for the Steelers defense. But
when first drive offense goes on the field, you gotta
get Aaron Rodgers excited. Okay, Yeah, but you can't have
the crowd go too wild. So how do you just
get Aaron Rodgers excited? Well, you're reminded, you're remind him
about the sweet treat. Yeah, cool cones near North Park. Cool,

(14:00):
Oh my gosh, more touchdown game three fifty.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yards, cool coast. That's what happens when Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Here's the cool count song.

Speaker 5 (14:09):
Aaron Rodgers is back with the Steelers, and now we
finally the Q one is gone the law because he
was cold coats man.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
It's wild, cold coat, whole stadium rocking for ice cream. Yeah, sure,
all right, it's not gonna happen. But that's a good
suggestion there, Bob. But I love that. First days of
OTAs and we're already at Yeah, we just played cool
couns the offense to take the field. Our Steelers coverage

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is unmatched in the city. Is it good? I don't know,
but it's unmatched. All right, Today and Free Show History
coming up next. Also, we do have some Steelers content
to Milk today. Chris Boswell talking about his new deal
and staying in Pittsburgh. Michael Pittman Junior got we got
this new great wide receiver catching passes from Aaron Rodgers
who talked yesterday Troy Fatanu's moved spots. He was talking about,

(15:07):
you know, work with Mike McCarty.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Milk, Milk Milks.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Some Steelers content around seven to twenty five here on
the Kiss Morning, Freak Show today and Free Show History
up next. It's Mikey and Bob couple big shows announced yesterday.
Dan and Shay are bringing their tour to PPG Paints
Arena on August twenty first. Always good to see those
boys and Tomehay and Uh Smashing Pumpkins announced their tour.

(15:34):
That was the thing with the uh. The white background
on the jumbo tron of the arena was pleasing. Yeah,
was like, who is this gonna be?

Speaker 3 (15:44):
All?

Speaker 1 (15:44):
It was Smashing Pumpkins. They're gonna be coming to PPG
Paints Arena October sixth. It's Mikey and Bob the ninety
six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Right around seven o'clock,
it's time for Today and Free Show History. We have
a we have a request today for Today and Free
Show History. Let's get to this talkback message brought to
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Speaker 8 (16:03):
Hey, Mikey Bob as your boy Nick was going up
to West Virginia with three buddies and we're listening to
your show. And I started talking about Canadian horse tartar.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Oh Man, Canadian horse tartar. He knows what he's talking about.

Speaker 8 (16:17):
It and they both look at me like I'm crazy.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
They should, they should? They should when you bring up
Canadian horse tartar talking about our show.

Speaker 8 (16:25):
I try to find the video on YouTube. I can't
find it anywhere. Can you play the clip of Canadian
horse tartars?

Speaker 1 (16:31):
All right? Now? I think I need to set this
up before yeah years ago. All right, you know what,
let me just hit today in Free Show History, well
to Canadian horse tartar.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
History today.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Now, this was at a restaurant in Lawrenceville. They got
they got sighted because they had a spe actual chef
in from Canada who was serving a creamy. He brought
the tartar with him horse tartar, which we learned in
Canada that I guess it's not tamboo to eat horse.

(17:14):
That rich guy voices, yeah, all right, yeah, so this
is Canadian horse tartar. Again, it was a restaurant Lawrenceville.
This is years ago.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
What was it like, horse tartars?

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yeah, something horse tartar? Like, how fancy are you if
you eat horse tartar? Canadian horse tartar? Oh?

Speaker 2 (17:47):
What do you? What's that little sauce there?

Speaker 1 (17:49):
You put on that? Something from Canada?

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Canadian horse tatar?

Speaker 9 (17:57):
I had it implorted from Canada. That is Canadian horse toto.
We're not just serving like horseburgers. What do you think
we are animals? We're just serving card. No horse tartar.

(18:21):
Put a little on your palate. I can taste the Canada.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
North of the border horse touch?

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Are you kidding me? Right here in Pittsburgh, Rainy, Canada?

Speaker 1 (18:43):
How long are we going to do this? I'm a
hankring horse. This is had a hankering for the horses.
Now you ain't I try some Canadian horse hot bob
stick by your computer. I'm gonna need you to do
some horse research for us in just a second. Here

(19:05):
it's Mikey and Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morty.
We've taken a horse turn here. The show has taken
a horse turn here. It's all because of horse tartar.
But now we're on to horses real quick, though. I
want to let you know. Eight am is when we
do a pair of day in May. Yesterday we gave
away some Morgan wall And tickets. Find out what a
concert you can win tickets to Today around eight am

(19:26):
here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show. It is Mikey
and Bob. Let's get to a talkback message. Send them
through the free iHeartRadio app brought to us by the
Pavement Group. It's our friend Opal, Mickey and Bobby.

Speaker 10 (19:35):
Eh just wanted to let you know that yesterday I
learned the horses legs are actually fingers because they only
have one tonails.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
All right, there's no way this is gonna change how
I view horses. Horses legs are fingers. Horses legs are
fingers because they only have one toenail. That that is go,
horses legs are fingers. That is going to alter how

(20:04):
I view horses forever. If it's true, Bob, can you
look this up? Opal is saying she learned yesterday that
horses legs are really their fingers because technically, I mean,
think about a horse shuit, right, they only got that
one big nail, right? Yeah? Yeah, they got so can
they trim it? Yeah? This is from the American Association

(20:28):
of Horse Equestrian Practitioners. Okay, this is it, then, this
is official. This is basically horses dot Com that you're on, right,
So what is it? Horses dot Com? I can't don't
don't tell me this is the thing, dude. Yes, technically
horses are walking on their fingertips. Okay, I need everybody

(20:49):
to quick before Bob moves on. Process that horses that
you've been seeing all your life their tippy toetips litter.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Printing.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
None my finger printing horses legs or fingers. What horses
are walking on their fingertips? The entire lower portion of
the horse's leg from the knee, which is actually a
wrist on the front en. I'm gonna need you to
stop real quick here again, the horse's knee is actually

(21:26):
a wrist on the front leg.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Horse have a knee.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
I mean, it's it's a risk, it's a wrist. The
horse's knee is a risk. I'm not okay with horses anymore.
Horses have been completely altered. Listen, horses, you're hot now. Ever,
since you've been fingertipping around here, shu. Whatever I thought
about horses for the first forty years or whatever in
my life, it's completely changed today because them horses are

(21:50):
out there printing on their fingers. Jeez, is that it?

Speaker 2 (21:54):
You want to ruin horses anymore?

Speaker 1 (21:56):
The entire let me reload here, the entire lower portion
of the horse's leg from the knee, which is actually
the risk of the front legs, or the hawk, which
is an ankle, down to the hoof. The hawk, Yeah,
is an elongated finger, dude, and the hoof itself is
essentially just a giant hardened fingernail. Horses do not have

(22:20):
four legs. They have four fingers and their knees. A
lot to learn, risk, It's a lot to learn. How
did I not know? Lot to learn?

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Well?

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Nice job is bringing some real mind blowing.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Things to the show. This is wild, all right. We're
milk and Steelers content coming up next. Chris Boswell just
talking about how much he loves the city. We'll hear
from one of the new Wide receivers. That's coming up next.
A Paraday in May.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Round eight am.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Will tell you what kind of concert tickets you can
win today. And of course still we want to give
you money. Why not right nine to ten we try
to pay your bills. Listen for your chance at one
thousand dollars. Horses are out there, prants and on their finger.
Can't handle that, guess. Memorial Day Weekend is coming up
this weekend, which means a couple things on our station.

(23:09):
First of all, it is a Summer of Kiss Memorial
Day weekend, which means Friday at two pm.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
All the way through Monday, Memorial Day.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Will be playing some of your favorite party songs. And
you know how we do. We start to, you know,
spruce the station up a little bit bred these weekends.
And then of course coming up on Sunday night is
our Summer of Kiss Kickoff Cruise, hosted by our guy
Justin who does the night show here. If you're twenty
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A lot of people don't have to work. Coming up

(23:40):
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your official Steelers gloves on, because it is time. I
don't I don't wear Okay, if you want to go

(24:02):
raw hand, I'm raw dogging. It's time to milk some
Steelers content. Oh man, get under that Steelers cow. It's
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Ot as, What what's going on? T O?

Speaker 4 (24:25):
T s O.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
It don't like practice, but it's not really practice. It's
ot as. It's ot as. Hey, Ray fit Apoulo from
the Post Gazette, You've got the breakdown, he said, observations
from day one and ota youth watching Steeler football for
a long time. What's Ray he's saying? He said, a
new position for Troy Patona. Oh milk. That's Troy Fatan,

(24:52):
who flipped from right tackle to left tackle. Also, the
guard switched sides to Mason McCormick played left tackle. Spencer
Anderson moved to the side.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Also, Will Howard.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Will hard Well Hard was the number two quarterback behind
Aaron Rodgers, Hard and Roderick Jones wasn't a full go,
so we're recovering from next surgery and probably his last
year with the team. You think McCarthy just yelled across
the practice, feel hard, get in there, well Hard Hard,
you're in Rogers, You're out Hard. Honestly, from hearing Christian Koons,

(25:26):
the Steelers long snapper, talk about it to Will Howard
on his podcast, I wouldn't be surprised if just calling
him Will Hard becomes a thing with the team this year. Hard. Now,
let's get the kicker, Chris Boswell, as we mil milk, milk,
milk mil Steelers content. Chris Boswell course has a big,
fat new extension with the Steelers. He's basically tied for

(25:49):
the highest paid kicker in the league. Talking about just
staying in Pittsburgh, you.

Speaker 11 (25:53):
Know what means everything to me and my family, you know,
and just to continue my career here meant a lot.
I played a little bit before here, but I don't
really consider anywhere else but here home. So, you know,
just to have my family, my boys here, grow up here,
you know, it means a lot to us.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
That's how it is. Man that's out of city gets
you from out of town. Hey, and with with just
a little statement like that. And for as long as
boss has been around, by that boss, Jersey, you know
what certified, there's not a lot of safe ones a
Chris Boswell Jersey. Listen, he's, you know, great guy, family man.
He's creeping on Steelers legendary stuff here. He's not around

(26:30):
a long time. I'm not sure he has any public
heurinations or she's told Dispenser's under his belt is a kill.
I don't know. Chris Boswell is the man met the
Steelers content new Steelers wide receiver Michael Pittman Junior that
we got from the Colts, Right, this dude, he's a guy.
He's not like just some crap white then, like, this

(26:51):
guy's a guy. He's a dude. I was talking about,
you know, catching balls from Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 12 (26:55):
Has to hope that he was coming back and had
a good feeling about it. But you know, like you
never no, I mean, Aaron's gonna do what Aaron wants
to do, right, So even in like the first day,
I mean he made a couple of great throws and
I was like, wow, like, I'm really playing with Aaron,
So it's great. I mean, I get to play with
another Hall of Fame quarterback.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
It's great. But I definitely happy to uh have him
back for sure. First day and Rodgers is out there
impressing the receivers.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Mouth just stealing cut that. No, no, mil Steelers.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Cut the offensive lineman Troy Fatano talking about, you know,
first Ota out there with new head coach Mike McCarthy.
He's awesome.

Speaker 13 (27:37):
I mean, yeah, small sample size obviously with OTAs. I'm
really excited to get into the season and train camp
with him to.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Really get to know him.

Speaker 13 (27:45):
But he's got the Pittsburgh accident, He's got all going,
he loves the town. I'm really excited that he's an
offensive minded coach. But like my mindset with this whole thing, obviously,
losing coach he was rough, but change has ever, never
always been bad for me, so I didn't really look
at it like that.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Everything's been good so far. Mouth this Steelers cut down.
Donald's just like you're just not there, and he's just
yelling hard over and over again.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
I don't know why he keeps yelling.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Oh it's Will Howard he strides, Well, I would say
this hour of our show has been somewhat startling an
eye opening, because we learned that horses legs are really
their fingers, and we're not okay with it. It's because

(28:34):
horses just have one fingernail. You know, you think horses
have knees, that's really their wrists. Yeah, this is a
real thing and it has altered our brains for eternity.
It's real. It's Mikey and Bob the Kiss Morning Free Show.
Let's get to this teacher talkback message. Heer brought to
us by one Team Media, one of guys.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
Fake friend Andrew here. Hi, listening to you guys talk
about horse fingers, slash legs.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
They ain't legs, sure, and we are not okay?

Speaker 4 (29:02):
And this added to the mix.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
I'm sorry, it makes me less okay, Sorry, I'm not
even a word. I don't think so either, But now
I'm stuck on horse legs. Horse, they're not legs, fingers,
You're stuck on horse fingers, Like, I don't even know
what to do. If you're a teacher, how do you
even tell the kids this today? How do you break
that into lesson? By the way, I'm about to tell
you something that's gonna alter horses for the rest of

(29:24):
the time. And they don't have legs, they have fingers.
It's just one finger down there, the fingernail. Florida story here,
there's always weird things happening. Yeah, Florida. Yeah, we've been
doing Florida's story coverage for years and years on the show.
I think it's just something where you like to look
at other people's situations in a state like Florida is

(29:46):
th man, there's some wild stuff going on down Let's
just keep happening down there. Let's check in with a
Florida story. We all the listeners of all show, it's
time to trouble to the sometime. It's another Florida.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Sorry, all right, Bob.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
If you had a swimming pool which you used to
have before it exploded, huh uh, And there was a
naked guy that was gonna swim in your swimming pool, right,
not invited a stranger? Yeah, what age would you like
him to be? Senior? Okay, so you want to age ranger?
Just I just thought of silver Fox swimming out there.

(30:25):
An old man out there, I'll say fifty plus, Well,
a fifty two year old man was arrested after Deputy
Say broke a window trying to enter a house, then
was found naked in the homeowner swimming pool with his dog.
He brought the dog his dog or is it their dog?
The chief said. He was trying to get in the house,

(30:45):
hollering that he needed inside. He broke a window and
tried to come in the house, but he couldn't get
all the way in. Oh yeah, So then deputy showed
up and they found the guy naked in the swimming pool.
Then obviously it's not his he's nak in the backyard pool.
The chief said he was naked with his dog in
their swimming pool, so it.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Was naked having a day. They got the dog.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
In the pools trying to cool down. I don't got
a pool. Let me use yours real quick. By the way,
I'm a dog with me. By the way, I'm not
wearing any clothes at all. Deputy said, we don't know
if maybe he's got some mental health issues or substance issues.
We're not really clear on that. Maybe he just like swimming. Yeah, man,
you can't stop him. Maybe he just saw that water
glistening back at him in a beautiful Florida pool and

(31:33):
just said, you know what, I want to feel that
water on my skin and I don't need any swim
trunks to slow me down. Willing to risk at all
for this pool action. The man appeared convinced that somebody
was chasing him and trying to take his dog, though
deputies found no evidence of that at all at the scene.
The fifty two year old naked man now charged with

(31:53):
public lewdness and second degree burglary. It is Florida and
a naked person making the show once again. Hey, we
appreciate you listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast. But
it's not just listening to the show. It's seeing clips
of the show, seeing pictures of us in our daily lives,

(32:15):
be our friends, seeing pictures of my cats.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
We're on Instagram, of course. You can follow us if
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(32:41):
of day in May yesterday we gave away some Morgan
Walling tickets. Uh find out which artist you can win
concert tickets to today here on the station coming up
in just a couple minutes on the Kiss Morning Freak Show,
it is Mikey and Bob right now, let's get to
this wall learn something together. Right now, it's time to
find that what the hell is this trading with Mikey

(33:04):
and bad Ah.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Mandaloren and Grogu.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Everybody, we got a new Star Wars movie coming out
this week? Are you going yes? Wow? Listen like for real,
like you always say this one. I will be in
the movie theaters watching this movie at least once, maybe twice. Wow.

(33:28):
But here's the thing. I can't go Thursday though, because
that's my daughter Addison's birthday. We're doing a whole birthday thing.
And then I was like, you know, Mandaloren and Grogu
comes out on your birthday. She goes, well, I guess
you're not going to see it open, No, it's my birthday.
I'm like, all right. You thought she was gonna be like, yeah,

(33:49):
let's go, yeah, we'll do that my birthday birthday dinner.
Instead She's just like, nah, I guys are gonna have
to see it on the weekend, Like that's what one
thing about these kids?

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Get old man?

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Nice?

Speaker 1 (34:02):
You almost see Star Wars movie Jesus, Like, nah, it's
my birthday. Mandalorian Groger's tracking to make about eighty million
dollars and be number one movie this weekend at the
box office, the Billboard Hot one hundred. How about Ellen
Langley and the run that she's on right now, we
were talking about the Country Awards that we're on on Sunday,

(34:23):
how she won basically just everything. Her song Choosing Texas
has been number one on the Billboard Hot one hundred
for a tenth straight week. Now. It's just one of
four songs to have been on the top of the
Hot one hundred for ten or more weeks and made
the Hot Country Songs Top five. Couple of them have
done it recently, Shaboozi a bar song, and Morgan Wallen

(34:47):
last night. So Elle Langley is just unstoppable and country
music right now. Speaking of unstoppable, even though he's been
dead for a couple decades now, Michael Jackson is unstoppable
right now. That Michael movie came out, enough people saw
it and like I don't know, got into his music. Again.
And I think there's also a younger generation that is

(35:10):
connecting with Michael Jackson's music now, and also a younger
generation learning about the amount of superstar of Michael Jackson
had and how it's hard to even compare it to
like Taylor Swift or a Beyonce today. Like I was
watching like you know, timelines just feeding me random stuff

(35:34):
and it's showing Michael Jackson doing a video for that
song they don't really care about us, and he was
like in uh man, some South American country and and
they're just like, yeah, nobody was gonna this wasn't gonna
be allowed, but the drug cartels protected Michael Jackson for

(35:54):
the video shoot. Like that's how easy it was. That's
the deuce Michael Jackson. What are They're like, he's too
famous to do this. We can't have him film a
music video in the middle of this, you know, like
the cartels put down their guns, Liken, the cartel's gonna
protect Michael Jackson. It's it's just crazy, isn't like the
number one artist in America. That's why bring it up

(36:15):
for the first time ever since the Billboard Artist one
hundred chart has been a thing, you know, that factors in, like,
you know, streaming, radio play sales. Michael Jackson is the
Billboard artist one hundred for the top time he's number
one years later. It's crazy. You shouldn't be possible. No,
it doesn't even make sense, right, but yeah, he's having

(36:36):
a hell of a run. Here. Some of the big
summer festivals that are happening, Lollapalooza, Bona rou Austin City Limits.
A lot of these festivals we sort of joke around
because a lot of people just you're not gonna go
to him, right right, Maybe you'll search out a stream
or like we always say Coachella. It's like, you're not

(36:58):
going to somebody going live on like TikTok can watch
it through their phone and be like, oh, yeah, that's cool.
Those three music festivals are going to be streaming live
on Disney Plus and Hulu for the first time this year.
So if you've been a fan of those music festivals
you got a favorite artist that might be playing one
this year, they will be on streaming on Disney Plus
and Hulu. All right, a Para Day in May, here

(37:18):
is what concert tickets you can win on the station today,
sar A Day and me. Alex Warren tickets up for
grabs today for the show June twenty third at PPG
Paints Arena. It's a para day in May. Send your
talkback messages through the free iHeartRadio app try to win
some Alex Warren tickets today here on ninety six to

(37:39):
one Kiss. It's Mikey and Bob. Now. Our friend Opal
sent us a message earlier that it sort of stopped
the show's stunning. It has us stunned.

Speaker 10 (37:48):
Nicky and Bobby just wanted to let you know that
yesterday I learned that horses legs are actually fingers because
they only have one to now.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Then we looked it up and it's it's legit. Horses
don't have legs, they have fingers. You hear that for
the first time, You're like, what, There's no way, There's
no chance, no way. Then we looked it up and
horses knees are basically their wrists. Yeah, yeah, all right,
let's get to another talkback message. You're brought to us
by One Team Media. Hey, what's going on?

Speaker 4 (38:19):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Greg?

Speaker 8 (38:20):
I was just listening and my team and I were
coming home from New York a couple of weeks ago
and playing a game with Did you know?

Speaker 1 (38:28):
I love a good game of Did you know? I
feel like me and you are really good at did
you I feel a lot of knowledge about dumb things,
which things like that came up in the conversations. Yeah,
like that's a good one for did you know? Did
you know horses don't have legs? They have fingers, and
they don't have knees. They have risks pretty much you
can end the game. The hope is that one's just

(38:49):
a fingernail, right, So I figured i'd share this one
with you. Okay, did you know that zebras are actually black? Yeah,
with white stripes, not white with black stripes. Did you
know that zebras they are black with white stripes. Okay,
you're wondering how they get them stripes, right, they're all
zebras are all. The base code on the zebra is black.

(39:12):
And then if you shaved a zebra all the way down,
now you're talking black. Wow, like a black donkey or
a black horse. You know how I know this? Dude? Yesterday,
I mean, I I've known this, but yesterday I was
watching man, I was watching crikey, It's the Irwins with
my wife Jamie and they have zebras on there. But hey,

(39:33):
how about this, Oh man, I was watching Christy with
the Irlins. Crikey, it's the oh crikey, it's excuse me. Hey,
guess what they call them in Australia. I have no clue. Zebras,
not zebras. They're zebras in Australia, and I knew that
about zebras. They are all black. They shave them down. No,

(39:54):
they haven't shave down.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Nobody wants. Nobody wants to see.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Oh, I'm just wondering how it wood came up that
they're they're like black with white stripes. I think it's
like I didn't know if they were shaving them over there.
They call them weird, you know, zebra, So who knows, baby,
they're shaving them over there. If you want to see
the zebras, you gotta see the stripes. And every nobody
wants to shave down zebra. You know, you can see
things like that all the time. By the way, speaking

(40:18):
of zebras, now, just you know.

Speaker 14 (40:25):
Nature animals with sweet love and share their beautiful song
with the world. It's time for amimalmating noises with Mikey
and Bob zebras.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
That's it, all right? That that's Donkey like donkey, so.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Black, all black, all right.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
We will get to a round of the Pittsburgh Police
scanner coming up around eight fifty five. We'll try to
pay some of your bills with a thousand dollars. Around
nine ten and around us. Say something nice if you
have something nice to say about someone or something. Let's
get some good vibes in the nine o'clock either vibes
a shaved zebra, okay, it off. The vibes can go

(41:19):
higher than the podcast name today, shaved zebra honking off.
That's the leader so far. All right, say something nice.
Around nine twenty five, it's Mike Kimbob ninety six Kiss,
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six to one Kiss Morning Free show Man. I have
not cared about hockey since the Penguins have been out

(41:39):
of it, but last night the Canadians advanced to the
Eastern Conference Finals, beating the Sabers in Game seven in overtime.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Watch y'all. Canada's still got one in.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Canada's got a team still. It's the aainst the Hurricanes
in the Eastern Conference and then the Avalanche against the
Golden Knights in the Western Conference. One of those teams
is gonna win the Stanley Cup. Who do you want?
I don't care at all. Give Canada the Stanley Cup. No, No,
Sidney Crosby's buddy McKinnon, No, I didn't win like Canada

(42:11):
deserves it. I don't care. Canada has been on good behavior.
Go ahead, give him the Stanley Canada survives an actual
Stanley Cup win. I don't know have we ever seen
it like in our adult lives, Not that I can
remember quite a while. It's Mikey Bob the Kiss Morning
Free Schell, let's get to another one of your talkback messages.
You could set him through the free iHeartRadio app. Talkback
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Speaker 15 (42:32):
Hey, guys, listen to a podcast and he just got
done with the naked story. And the guy said, you know,
he's full blown naked with a railroad spike lane in
a field.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
God told him to do it.

Speaker 15 (42:41):
And he started saying, how like God, can you know,
do practical jokes or whatever.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Yeah, this was on the show yesterday. Again we cover
naked stories on the show all the time, people getting naked,
getting arrested. There's a guy yesterday you got naked because
he said God told him to do it, and we just,
you know, we sort of got into the conversation like
what if there is a God and God is a
practical joker and does whisper to people take your pants off,

(43:07):
just go get naked. But of God looks around and goes, man,
there's a lot of bad in the world. Yeah, you
chuckle on a naked guy. God, God wants to get
behind the curtain like they're doing in practical Jokers with
the microme be like, dude, take your pants off right now.
Who cares? Feel feel off? Guy? Just do it? Just
take your pants off.

Speaker 15 (43:25):
But say, think back in the day, like Noah's building
the arc or whatever, and say, all of that's true, Okay,
think about like what his neighbors thought. I was like, okay,
no what God wants me to build an arc and
it's been rained for forty days forty nine you're collective
animals two by two.

Speaker 16 (43:38):
Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Love you guys. Think about if if all that's true
and you're Noah's neighbor back in the day looking around
and this guy, like, think about your neighbor right now,
being looking out the window and go, oh my gosh,
go going on out. There's no dude over there. He
building something my wood, He building a deck, They building
the boat.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
They like putting all the animals on that boat.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
That might be that might just be another one of
those uh you know, maybe Noah built the ark and
Florida or something. I want to start out with a
couple gators or something like that. But can you imagine
if that's all real, being nebby and looking out your
window and just seeing your old neighbor with probably like
a gray beard in a robe. I don't know what

(44:26):
Noah looks like. It's even and this had like cowsand
cats and zebras to be like, dude, this is the
craziest neighbor. Dude, God told you boat. Okay, right, all right,
We got around the Pittsburgh Police skinner coming up around
eight to fifty five, your chance of one thousand dollars,

(44:47):
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It's Mikey Baba a pair of day in May. You
can win concert ticket. It's every day in the month
of May. We announce at eight am every morning who
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(45:07):
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Happy birthday, Bob, oh a happy birthday. Two year's days
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Him King Bob.

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(46:13):
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Speaker 16 (46:38):
Good morning, guys, this is your girl, Jamiey from Fort City.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
Hi. Hey, Mikey, I was just calling to ask you're
talking about having eight cat.

Speaker 16 (46:46):
I currently have two. How do you deal with all
the litterboxes and the mess?

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Because I have such a hard.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Time with two right now. I mean, I don't the
mess you speak of. I don't know, but we have
we have five fun five litter boxes. Yeah, one's upstairs
that my daughter cleans. That's more for her cat. And uh,
they don't all have their own. No, No, I don't
have I don't know how it works. He looked at

(47:16):
me like I should know how it works. I assumed.
I assumed that everybody has their own toilet. No I share. Now, okay,
that's good. Can you imagine if humans had her own toilets?
That'd be awesome. Well, guess what, Bud, It doesn't happen
like that, which is why I don't have eight litter boxes.
I mean to answer her question, No, you gotta really
love the game. If you're changing love the I love

(47:36):
the game. That's that's the game. He's committed to the game.
I love cats more than I love most humans, So
I love the game. I love the game. By the way,
I think it's the Sydney Crosby of cats. I don't
use regular cat letter. What do you do? I used?
By the way, I need an endorsement here. Okay, all right,

(47:56):
let's go. I use this stuff called pretty litter. I
have no clue. It's had a cat in ears. It's
like you, it's not like cat litter, but it is
cat litter. But it's supposed to like last longer and
hide the odors, and like you mix it up like
scoop the poop, and then you mix the litter like
back up and everything. It's supposed to make it like
must be good if you have eight cats. Dude, in

(48:19):
our house doesn't smell like well, I say, our house
doesn't smell like that. A stranger walking into our house
might know that we have multiple cats. May uh what's
it called again, man, pretty litter? Yeah? Yeah, basically local.
Probably not right. Okay, I'm just shooting your shot here. Man.
It's just one of those things that gets shipped to

(48:40):
me every month, and I'm trying to have your back here, Okay,
all right, yeah, I do need uh if somebody has
a relative or a cousin that works for pretty litter,
toll at me pretty litter. And uh also Coals. I
need a Coals endorsement because I'm curious. Let's not get
greedy cat. I all right, okay, okay, before we give
away a thousand dollars your chain that, let's get to

(49:00):
another talkback message here.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
Hey, Mikey and Bob, I just wanted to call about
the pet songs. I actually, oh boy, adopted a cat
last week. I already had a two year old male
cat named Oliver, and I went to the Humane Society
and adopted a female cat. I named her Ivy.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
All right, so we got Oliver and Ivy.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
So I sing Oliver and Ivy all live together rich
harm me.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Oh man, they seem to like it.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
It gleas cracks me up.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Yeah, anyway, love you guys. Oh, thank you for the
nice message. Oliver and Ivy live together in harmony. All right,
here's your chance at one thousand dollars. Good luck, dude.
You're kiss Bucco's at it tonight there in Saint Louis

(49:51):
taking on the Cardinals. That's a seven forty five start.
It's Mikey and Bob the ninety six to one Kiss
Morning Freak Show. And it is time to do the
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(50:12):
making you happy that you want to celebrate. Time for
say something nice, Say something nice, Say something nice.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
It's Erica and Jude in Robinson Township, sitting outside the
elementary school waiting for the doors to open, because Jude
loves to be the first one through the doors every day. Yeah,
we just wanted to take a moment to say thanks
for everything that you do for us. You bring us
smile to both our faces. Jude absolutely loves yours. Say
something nice segment.

Speaker 10 (50:41):
I love your songs, tame, it makes me happy.

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So today May nineteen, I have officially been on this
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Baby whoa fifty three birthday? Say Bay birthday? Happy birthday
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Tween, Happy birthday.

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Brom birthday? Thank you. We did not need birthday Twin.
We don't need people. Just say your own birthday and
say your birthday, twin birthday. It's not his birthday. Day
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Speaker 16 (51:44):
Hey, my dear big Bob. This is Kim from Green
Tree and I was just calling to do a say
something nice, say something Oh you want to.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Say something, say something nice, Say something nice.

Speaker 16 (52:00):
And this is going to Millville for another great music festival.

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A Melville Music.

Speaker 16 (52:07):
Sponsors all of the businesses in Millville and all of
the volunteers that made it successful. Can't wait to help
out next year. And happy birthday, Bob.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Have a good dame, everybody, thank you, Okay's festival. Everybody
a great job.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
The weekend night jobs. Say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
As always, you can get your say something nice messages
in through the free iHeartRadio apps. Mike you Bob, Hey Bob,
you want to just go ahead and tell everybody where
you're at on the internet right now. I got on
Facebook and you know, you go, you go to your
main page, scroll three or for you whatever. It is
the Wedding Cookie Table community page that I'm I'm I've

(52:54):
been friends with for years now, you've been on it.
They have four hundred thousand members. Yeah, Pittsburgh Wedding Cookie
Table Community that's lonty years ago. I'm just like, I
gotta follow this. It's just like it's amazing because it's
just it's just women or men whoever's bacon and they
just share their cookies after they make them. Dude, somebody
made ninety dozen lady locks. You know, you know I'm

(53:18):
talking about like the Creamfield Love lady locks. It is
like a football field? How many ninety dozen? It's like
a football field worth of lady locks laid out for
some for some cookie table they're doing. Whose wedding is that?
Invite us? Ninety? Seriously? Ninety dozen ninety? They said it's

(53:38):
their third batch too. It's a foul one thousand and
eighty lady locks. They said they have total approximately a
three hundred and sixty dozen made three hundreds. I don't know, man, Okay,
doubting it on. I'm not doing it. Okay, three hundred
and sixty lady locks times to four thousand, three one

(54:00):
hundred and twenty lady locks. I'm not gonna dot it.
What the hell is this for? Whose wedding is this?
Is this for America's two hundred and fiftieth birthday or something?
Very well? Could be, Oh very well, whose wedding is this?
Who's who's doing that many lady locks invite us? I
can probably take down thirty five? Oh my god, go
on so quick, dude, Oh my, that doesn't look real.

(54:21):
Those are just huge, like Rubbert bins full of Them's unbelievable.
All right, let's get to another round to say something
nicier on The Kiss Morning Free Show distracted. I know
you're you're usually distracted, My sweet treats. It's time to
say something nice, say something nice, say something nice. What Bob,

(54:42):
I'd like to say something nice about the wedding cookie
camel community. Keep it moving by.

Speaker 16 (54:48):
Yeah, it's really hot.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
It's really hot.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
It is really hot out, really hot, really hot.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
Okay, my goodness, my truck said ninety two degrees out.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
It's lying.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
It's not ninety two right now.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
I am not ready for summer.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Yeah no, no, it went on the cold weather again. Please, No,
that's not to say something nice. We're not We're not
asvert that. No, you'd be happy the weather's warm. It's nice,
Say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 18 (55:23):
Hi, guys, it's I got now. The nineteenth will be
twenty years of dating for me and my husband.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Wow love real long years of kissing and talk.

Speaker 18 (55:37):
Che start dating twenty years ago, and then we've been
married for about eleven twelve years. So happy anniversary, mister Thiga.
And also I believe it's the anniversary when Bob broke
the toilet. So two great things.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Way, love you, bye, we're right around. We're around that
time year. We're sneaking for today and free joy.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Say something nice, say something nice. Alright, one more.

Speaker 17 (56:07):
Here, Hey, my caing Bob. I just wanted to get
on here and say mm say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
Let's say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 17 (56:21):
Shout out to my meaty meat man.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Who mini meat man, not the regular sized or the
large meat man. The mini meat man.

Speaker 17 (56:28):
He listens to you guys.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Every day he shout out to mini me man. He
listens to you Bo.

Speaker 11 (56:32):
He's cutting his meat.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Ye oh, he's a meat cutter. He's like butcher. Okay,
all right.

Speaker 17 (56:37):
You are what you eat, and you are what you cut,
and you are what you have. Say something nice, say
something nice. Also, Happy birthday, Bobby.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
It's it's not his birthday's birthdays New Year's Day.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Mini meat Man probably isn't the greatest nick name unless
you are a butcher. Would want to be called the
minnie meat man. Her bills on ninety six to one
kiss with thirteen chances to win one thousand dollars hies
again in the upper eighties. Today, if you're outside, stick

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a garden hose down your pants or something like that,
it is Mikey and Bob. The ninety six to One
Kiss Morning Freak Show. This is a show that's gonna
stick with me for some time because of the horse fingers.
I'm still stunning that we learned about the if you
if you missed the show earlier, our friend Opal.

Speaker 10 (57:36):
Mickey and Bobby just wanted to let you know that
yesterday I learned that horse's legs are actually fingers because
they only have one tone.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Now you may think there's no way that's true. It is,
it is, it is, And horses knees are elbows. Oh,
it's just wild. It's got me messed up. It's wild.
Now do you take this stuff home with you? Because
when I walk through the door today, I will tell
my wife and daughter this. I will tell Jamie and Addison.
I'll be like, hey, you know horses scott fingers. I'm

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gonna take this with me forever. Mike, Okay, that me too.
Horse fingers, Dude, horse fingers, har fingers. By the way,
what do you want to name the podcast today? Wrse
fingers and horse fingers and a shaved of zebra honking off.
I mean, it's wordy, but it's really something. It's really something.
It's wordy, but it's good. It's wordy but it's good.

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Bucos are in Saint Louis today taking on the Cardinals.
Also giving away Alex Warren tickets all day today on
the station for his June show at PPG. Patrey send
a talkback message you can win some Alex Warren tickets
today here on the station. That's it for us. Catch
up on the podcast if you missed anything. Ryan seacrushos

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right now JOm Pittsburgh ninety six one kiss an iHeartRadio station.