Jimothy The Raccoon Playin The Butter Chicken Banjo

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, kiss morning Freak Show.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
I got a text message from your wife Becca Saturday morning,
bright and early. It uh yeah, yeah, yeah, had a
picture of your bathroom floor and it's set. Please ask
your friend what happens in our bathroom in the middle
of the night to cause powder to be everywhere. Do

(00:28):
not ask him on the air or in front of
other people though. Okay, now, me and your wife we
don't text a lot, you know, yeah, but to get
a text message like that, please ask your friend what
happens in our.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Bathroom in the middle of the night. And she sent
me a picture and there's powder all over your bathroom floor.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
So then I text Bob and I said, hey, Becka,
just text me what do I need to know about
the powder here? And then I don't get a text response.
Bob just needs to call. He calls me. It's a call.
It's a story that it couldn't have been delivered over
over text.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
And by the way, I I know.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
What happened here, but this is something we can talk
about on the show. So Becca wasn't sure if this
is she was trying to protect you. I think, okay,
she was probably trying to protect you and say I
just don't blindside him and you know, mention it in

(01:33):
front other people or bringing up on the show. But
it's okay to bring up on the show now. So
now this is this is why me and Bob are
just good at our jobs. Right, I'm not gonna tell
you the story yet. I'm gonna wait till seven ten
to tell the story about what happened. Well, really, I
don't need to tell Bob needs to tell it because

(01:54):
it's just a weird story of.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
What happened to my guy Saturday night in the wee
hours with baby powder. And you're thinking, all right, it's.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Got to do with Bob getting hot and the weather's hot,
it's summer, and he needs the powder down. Nope, doesn't
have to You would think that's what a grown man
would use baby pott.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Nope, didn't have to do with that.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
So we'll get to Bob's baby powder story coming up
this morning around seven to ten. Send your talkback messages
in how was your weekend? Did you go down to Picklesburg?
Did you watch the World Cup final yesterday where he
had acressure with us? Send your talkback messages through the
free iHeartRadio app. It is Mikey and Bob. Let's have
a week here Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Kiss.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Hey, thanks to everybody who came out to Acres Sure
yesterday watch a World Cup final. Spain beats Messi and
Argentina one to nothing. But it was like a big
crowd there.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
It was cool.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah, a lot of people sitting on the grass watching it.
I was telling you during this and like, you know
you can back me up on this too. And you know,
we've done a lot of events over the years in
Pittsburgh and everything. I feel like soccer brings together like
just a big diverse group of people, like people from.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
All backgrounds and nationalities.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
It was one of the most diverse crowds I think
we've ever had at like a Pittsburgh event. It was
really cool. So yeah, Spain wins the World Cup one nothing.
It is mike Yambob the ninety six to one Kiss
Morning Freak Show. Let's get to a quick talkback message here,
brought to us by one Team Media him.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Mike Yambob, you're friendly Spanish teacher here. I am getting
caught up on Squeeze Astrany and Bridge Boom's podcast. Nice
good one, and you are talking about the announcer on
Telemundo and how awesome the broadcasts sound in Spanish for
the World Cup. And if any of you have not
experienced it, it is absolutely awesome. Yeah, and I'm so

(03:54):
glad that.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
You enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
You're ready for the Telemundo call. Here.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
This is Spain's one goal to win the World cop
talk about that there, was.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
All right, he's got one?

Speaker 2 (04:20):
All right? Yeah, usually do three four, maybe just to
win the World Cup. So so second one is a
long one here, Okay, all right, maybe he's been he's
got three, he's got three. He's got at least three.
He's run out of gas there. It's probably thinking of

(04:43):
his brain right now, World Cup Final. I gotta hit it,
you know.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
I think he's done at three though, Like, all right,
so you had three of them. Nice job. That's the
way to watch soccer, though, I tell a boodo right there.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
World Cup was aweso.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
The My favorite part of the whole day obviously seeing
some people down after shirt. Oh I know your favorite
part The Muppets. Oh my god, let me tell you
right now. Every halftime show, I don't care who's performing,
the Muppet should be part of it. I don't care
what it is like Kendrick Lamar at the Super Bowl.
Should have had the Muppets.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Should have had them.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Every Super Bowl or World Cup halftime show, every meaningful
halftime show now must feature the Muppets.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Right, should be a new rule.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Nobody's in a bad mood when the Muppets show up. Oh,
I don't like this person, I don't like this act.
I'm not into K pop. What's BTS doing? Oh, Justin
Bieber's just got his guitar out.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Nope, throwing the Muppets. Everything's okay?

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Why Muppets roun By the way, what a big weekend
for Muppets. Muppets might have had the best weekend. Not
only were the Muppets on the World Cup halftime show, which,
by the way, the rest of the world absolutely hates
because they don't do halftime shows for the World Cup
or soccer matches. Noah Khan had a show in New York.

(06:03):
You know how, somebody like calls him on the phone,
like the phone. Yeah it was Elmo and Cookie Monster.
Incredible run right now by the Muppets. The Muppets dominated yesterday, right,
Noah kN got got called by Elmo and Monster. Yeah, yeah,
actually I take that all back. Nobody had a bigger
weekend then Jimithy.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
The it's a wreck.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
It does look like we need to explain why a
little raccoon named Jimmithy has absolutely taken over the internet,
Like this is Jimmothy's week. Every social media manager, how
can we work Jimmithy into our marketing plan?

Speaker 1 (06:52):
If you haven't seen this creature yet, you soon, you soon? Will?
I promise we will get to that. Coming up next
around six twenty five.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Also, Bob's gonna tell the story about how now Saturday,
in the middle of the night he covered himself in
baby powder. That's coming up around seven to ten, And
your chance to win one thousand dollars try to pay
your bills around nine to ten. This morning, it's Mikey
and Bob ninety kid. I think this is our week,

(07:18):
Bob our friends over at the Sea. Harper Auto Group,
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(07:39):
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is Mikey and Bob here on ninety six to one.
Kiss Jimmithy. For some people, you know exactly what I'm
about to talk about. For some people you have no
clue who Jimothy is or what Jimmithy he is.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
Well, if it hasn't invaded your timeline yet, it's it
soon will and then it's not gonna leave.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
It's gonna stick there.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Well, by the way, we're gonna forget about Jimothy by
the end of the week. Right, This is gonna shoot
across the internet for a handful of days here and
then Jimothy will never be heard or seen from again.
But there is a fast animal cycle on the internet.
Jimithy is a cryptid looking raccoon in the Seattle area.

(08:27):
It has been nicknamed Jimithy. It's front and back legs
are too close together.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
People have described it as a cryptid, which that's not
a thing, because that's like an animal that has been
claimed to exist but proven to never exists. So that's
like bigfoot sasquatch lock lockness monster, Right, Jimmithy's just got
uh we got real video, Jimothy. It's a real thing,
Like it is a raccoon that it's basically.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Like a ball.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
It's not like a longer it's like a small ball,
but it's a raccoon. It's crazy look raccoons, Like that's
what it looks like. People are saying it has a
short spine disease. And when I say, Jimothy has taken
over the internet. Now again it's in Seattle. This you know,
kind of fun looking raccoon. It's a fun sized raccoon,

(09:17):
is what it is. It's the cutest damn thing you'll see.
It's Jimmithy the Seattle Mariners baseball team up there. At
one point, you know, they're doing their race like they
got a you know, like we got the progy race.
They're doing their race. They got a guy in a
raccoon costume and just and then like we've reached that.
At one point they put up on the jumbo tron

(09:39):
just make some noise for Jimothy, and people go nuts,
like again this is gonna only last a couple of days,
you know, people start making songs about him and everything,
and people will be like, how can our brand capitalize
on Jimmythy?

Speaker 1 (09:53):
What can we do with Jimothy?

Speaker 2 (09:54):
And very viral, and then we'll all just be like,
all right, enough, Jimmothy is just out here trying to
live too. Jimothy's in the neighborhood. Yeah, Jimothy's in these streets.
I'm worried now though, because you remember what we did
with the monkey. Remember the monkey that got shunned by
its family was holding the little cute like stuffed animal.
Punch the monkey, remember, everybody remember punch the monkey?

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Kind of right, so cute on the internet for like
a week and a half.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
That's how these things last. So Jimithy, listen, bring us joy,
because we all need it. But I just don't want
Jimothy's story to like end in a bad way. I
just don't want anybody to capture it or bother it
or in their house. Yeah, or like we need to
do tests on Jimmithy to find out if it's a
real gripky it, Like, leave Jimithy alone, let it eat trash.

(10:46):
If it wants to everybody take care of Jimothy and
just leave it alone.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
All right.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Bob covered himself and baby powder in the middle of
the night over the weekend. We will get to that
story coming up around seven ten. Also, if you know
a twenty one Pilots fan or you are a twenty
one Pilots fan, the guys are not doing a lot
of shows this year. Right, they have a hometown show
in Columbus, Ohio, where they're from. We are gonna give

(11:13):
away tickets if you want to go to drive to
Ohio to see twenty one Pilots.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
I went and looked because they're playing at the Horseshoe
where Ohio State plays football, right, dude, And that's like
one hundred thousand people.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah, I went and looked.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
The cheapest ticket resale to get in like upper level
was probably six fifty seven hundred. What I'm serious, man,
A lot of people are going to this hometown twenty
one Pilot show. We'll have your tickets this morning around
nine thirty. It's Mikey and Bob. We have a diarrhea
lettuce update. Taylor Farms, the distributor that was sort of

(11:48):
blamed for the diarrhea lettuce. Yeah, you know, and then
they were recalling all their lettuce and everything. The FDA
came out overnight and said, oh, it was a false positive.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Don't worry, Taylor Farms left. This is good now, Okay,
I trust that. Who don't worry. I'm gonna trust the
FDA right now.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Now we have to worry where the diarrhea is coming from. Again,
I'm gonna trust the current administration with with with my toilet. Well,
we're back on diarrhea.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Watch.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah, it's yeah. They said it was a false part.
I just don't believe that's it. Like, I just don't
up and believe the FDA. I don't believe it. Like
then you start looking into the CEO of the Tailor
Farms and like what he's all into. And then you
start looking at how many times Taylor Farms has been
flagged for diarrhea lettuce and things, and it's.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Like, Okay, they're the problem, not.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
This is not And then you just get into the
government stuff and who they donate money to, and then
you see like, oh, they're just gonna say never mind
about the diarrhea lettuce alls alarm, Hey, do whatever you want.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
With the tailor farms lettuce.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
But I ain't eating that stuff, and I don't care
what the FDA tells me because I gotta be.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
I don't know if I'm trusting the Fdah.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Also, arm, FD ain't get me there holding my hand
when I'm on the toilet for four days straight. All Right,
It's Mikey and Bob the ninety six to one Kiss
Morning Freak Show. Picklesburg. Huh yeah, yeah, Picklesburg. Picklesburg happened.
Picklesburg is awesome. I mean we went down to the
stadium Mester here and the bridges were packed, you know.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Oh it was Yeah. There was a lot of people
too who did work.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Told them to go to Picklesburg first and then come
over to Akroscher and watch the the World Cup final.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
But yeah, Picklesburg.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Obviously, attendance is going to be down this year because
torrential downpours and Canadian wildfire smoke. Ah yeah, horrible smoke
that it really sounds. It wasn't safe. We couldn't have
our pickle Festival. Why Earth is burning?

Speaker 6 (13:49):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Not great?

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Hey, listen, Pittsburgh Transit, whoever is the admin on the
socials over at Pittsburgh Transit, they were talking to Pete
at Picklesburg about you know what do you come down
here and get a lot of people from out of
town that just love it and coming in And what's
your favorite part of Picklesburg.

Speaker 6 (14:09):
I've actually tried pickles, soda and pickle cupcakes, pickles with
peanut butter, pickle.

Speaker 7 (14:14):
Fudge, probably the pickleback, old fashions, the ice cream.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
I absolutely love picklebacks, the piu anything pickle, but especially
the pickle beer deep.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Deep fried pickles too. Granny. We know it's the usual.

Speaker 5 (14:30):
Fun video somebody put out and you know, promoting the
thing through the city or whatever.

Speaker 6 (14:35):
Also this she was conceived at Picklesburg last year.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yes, he really was her her small child and yep,
that's right.

Speaker 6 (14:45):
You was conceived of Picklesburg last year.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
He really was conceived.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Where do you do that? As that's the man behind
her liked her friend right there. She knows, she knows
where the baby was made.

Speaker 6 (14:58):
She was conceived of Picklesburg last year.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
He really was all right, man, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Maybe they were doing that at Picklesburg.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
We're doing that? What booth is that?

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Do we know? Do we know what conceived means?

Speaker 8 (15:13):
Like?

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Well, that might be it too.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Yeah, why don't sure we're doing that at Picklesburg. I
got a shirt that just says I rode the mechanical
pickle and I got pregnant. All right, Picklesburg. Hey, hopefully
better weather next year. All right, we'll get to today
in free show history coming up next.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
And then Bob has a.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Story to tell about how uh uh he covered himself
in baby powder in the middle of the night rough Saturday.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
It's that around seven ten. It's Mike you.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Mom, Hey, Paul Skiing's with this third straight win. Pirates
beat the Guardians in Cleveland seven to one.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Nice little weekend there.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Uh. Then they go to New York right starting tonight
to take on the Yankees.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
That's always fun.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
One of our all star pitchers, Braxton Ashcraft, going for
the buckos tonight. But I'm telling you just prepare for
this weekend. It's the Insurer Pallooza weekend at PNC Park.
Is it Doctor Robbie Friday's Inser Paalooza shirt. Saturday, Cubs
are in town against Pirates. It's Doctor Robbie Bobblehead night.
That's from the pit. That's gonna be a big one.

(16:21):
And then Sunday for the kids is Inser Paalooza, Daniel Tiger,
Plushy oh Man, Daniel Tager Injured Pallooza Weekend, Doctor Robbie,
Bobblehead at the Stadium. It's Mikey and Bob the ninety
six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Bob, it's a
special day today. Looking at the national calendar, today's National
Moonday today Moon. Yeah, it's National Moonday today. So we

(16:44):
celebrate National Moonday by taking you back to a very
big power ranking we did on the show. Ladies and gentlemen,
it's time for me and Bob's top five moons of
all time for today in Freak Show history.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Here we go. All right, Bob, you know I love everything.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
I love space, I love space.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Exploration much dedicate.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
This number five best moon of all time. I'm going
with Saturn's moon Titan.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Is it Titans? Bigger than Mercury?

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Second largest moon in our Solar system. Number four Jupiter's
moon Calisto. That was one of the four moons discovered
orbiting a different planet to Earth in sixteen ten by Galileo.
Jupiter's moon Calisto. Number four. Number three Jupiter's icy moon ganymy, wow, animy.

(17:46):
It's at number three because it is the biggest moon
in the Solar system. It's bigger than Mercury, it's bigger
than Pluto.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Bow down.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Number two favorite moon, another one of Saturn's moon Atlas,
it's that list at number two, flying saucer shaped moon.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Are you kidding me? Wow?

Speaker 2 (18:07):
That's only like nine miles. It's this little, like flat
like almost like a U F Foe shaped one.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
What's number one one? Not number one though, number one
moon of all time.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
I'm going with another one of Saturn's moon. It's Minis,
say Minis, No, mimis, mimis. It's m whipping out your
minis at number one.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
No, no, no, it's m I m.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
As mimis is my number one moon of all time.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
It is one of Saturn's moons. I want to show
you a picture, boff. I'm looking at it right now.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
It has a giant crater on it that covers a
third of the moon. So it's got this big crater
and it looks like the Death Star Wars. Looks like
a nipple. No, it doesn't look like I mean, all right, yeah,
but it's famously the death Star moon though no. Number

(19:04):
one moon of all time.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
It's Saturn's nipple number one. I mean it's the perfect moon.
You doesn't have a nipples, Hawaii.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
You see a nipple, I see the death star.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Some people will.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
See a giant eyeball.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
That is my number one moon of all time.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Bob's Top five moons of all time.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Number five blue moon beers.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Sorry, here we go, here we go.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
That's here we go, here we go. Top five moons.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Orange peeling it too? Hell yeah, why not your fourth
favorite moon of all time?

Speaker 1 (19:40):
The moon's over my.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Hammi sandwich at Denny Jokelin show. Joking's delicious. I give
you the opportunity.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Is not the moons of Saturn.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
You can't pick a Denny's menu item. Oh, let me
tell you all about youranus. Number three favorite moon moonpie.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
The chocolate's good, but the bananas my joy? All right?
Number two favorite moon, Bob, I.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Actually can't believe this didn't make your list. I'm disappointed.
Moon Township man, Come on, what moon Township doesn't make
the list.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Number one moon of all time, according to Bob, My.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Butche bo, don't go, let go your butt sheets is
the number one moon of all time.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Hell yeah, ask anybody who've seen him. I've seen him. Well,
you think probably the best moon I've ever seen? Again?
Right number one?

Speaker 8 (20:40):
Right?

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Chance? Need to go see twenty one pilots in Columbus,
Ohio around nine thirty A chance at one thousand dollars.
Try to pay your bills around nine ten. It is
Mikey and Bob on ninety six to one kiss. I
got a text message from Bob's wife Rebecca on Saturday
morning nine thirty that says, please ask your friend what
happens in our bathroom in the middle of the night

(21:05):
to cause powder to be everywhere. Do not ask him
on the air or in front of other people though.
So I then immediately text Bob and said, hey, what
what did you do with the baby powder? Bob calls
me then, because this is a story that just needs
to be told, not text. So go ahead, Bob explained,

(21:27):
by the way, this story is fit for the air.
Now we can share this story on air. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, dude.
I can't have Indian food anymore. Okay, Like I'm at
the point in my life where I can't. I can't
have Indian food. I've come to that conclusion.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Okay, Is that because Indian food sort of gives you
the squirts.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Maybe or last time the Indian food did that to me,
an Indian man visited me in the middle of the night.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
I do remember this.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
I do remember talking about this on the show How
you had you were visited by an Indian man in
your dreams?

Speaker 5 (21:56):
It was the same thing last time we went on
Friday night. Okay, my wife and daughter love Indian I
love Indian food.

Speaker 9 (22:02):
I love how.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
It's It's delicious, the non and everything. Your body can't
handle it time. Last time it made me so sick,
like overnight, and an Indian man visited me in my
dreams and wanted it all back, and I had food
poisoning and it was horrible. Some people will remember us
talking about this on the show. I'm taking months off
Indian food until this weekend. Yeah, so we go out

(22:25):
for Indian food. Everything's great. I'm even feeling good, like
no indigestion, no heartburn. I took a pepsid.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
I was feeling pregame in the Indian food.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
We're at that age now.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
I fell asleep on the couch and uh, my wife
reback told me she tried waking me up before she
went up to bed.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Huh, I don't remember any of it, Like, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
She's like, you were awake and I'm just telling you
come on off to bed, and you're just laying there
like you're awake, and I don't.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
I don't like half away, half asleep. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:53):
Next thing I know, it's five am, and I am
wandering up the stairs, and for some reason, once I
get up to our bathroom, I think I smell like
Indian food or something, okay, And then I just started
spraying myself with power like baby powder. When you say
spray yourself with baby powder, dude, I'm pretty sure I

(23:14):
slept walk all the way upstairs because I didn't remember
this until I woke up Saturday and there was a
clouds of baby powder on the bathroom floor.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
So did you think I smell like Indian food? I
can't get in the bed like this. I gotta smell
mice for my wife. Why wouldn't I take a shower?
Your wife sent me a picture of your bathroom floor
covered in baby Where were pudding it? You know when
you poofed the bottle? I had to be poof it

(23:48):
was all over my body, My underwear talking about Yes, Bob,
talk about your underwear. For some reason, I filled my
underwear up from baby powder.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Dude, you were not conscious during this right like you were?

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Were you? Has this ever happened you before you sleep walk?

Speaker 1 (24:06):
I can't have any food. You're you know, people can't
have like brown liquor because the night goes off the rails.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Yeah, you me butter chicken like Kanye West at the
VMA's I got to stay away from is that is
the butter chicken does something.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
You don't feed me butter chicken.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
In the middle of the night Friday and Friday night
and a Saturday morning, you're in your bathroom covering your
body and baby powder somewhere around five am. At some
point around five am, you're like Lebron James of the
check in and just throwing baby powder up. I went
up and down my arms right on my chest like
my like I said, my underwear was fall like and

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the floor around me had like underwears fall just powder sprays.
I I can't have any food anymore. That's at the
point in my life where I I just know like something,
something weird, It's gonna happen. Something Bad's gonna happen. Last
time the Indian man visited me and gave me diarrhea. Yeah,
this time he visited me and powdered my body. I'm

(25:11):
not willing to roll the dice again. You didn't know
you did this until you woke up the next morning
and your wife Becca said, why is the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Covered in baby powder? Had no clue?

Speaker 2 (25:25):
All right, Coming up next on the show, we get
to the Pittsburgh scanner from over the weekend. See what
was happening. Do we have any Picklesburg related crimes? I
will tell you that there there is some nudity coming
up in the Pittsburgh Police scanner and also a couple
of elderly men coming up.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
In the Pittsburgh Police scanner. Um yum.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
We'll get to head around seven twentys Mike, you Bob,
don't yum yum.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
The old man.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Yes, somewhat of a manageable day today, sunny and high's
in the low eighties. We'll still see a little bit
of Canadian wildfire smoke, but it's not like dangerous for everyone.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
It's just like you know, older people, people with breathing problems.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
We're back to an orange level instead of a red
level or a purple level.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Right, so get it?

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Yeah, we're back at Orange. Now it is Mikey and
Bob on ninety six to one kiss. Christopher Nolan now
has the biggest opening of his career. The Odyssey did
great at the box office this weekend, made two hundred
and sixty four million dollars worldwide and one hundred and
twenty four domestically. Now the biggest opening of Christopher Nolan's career.

(26:31):
Are we okay with Christopher Nolan?

Speaker 6 (26:32):
Bob?

Speaker 2 (26:32):
I know you got a problem with James Cameron. How's
Christopher Nolan? We go with him because I'm good with him.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah, Batman, Yeah he's good. He made good, he made interstellar.
He can do no wrong in my book.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
All right, it is time to get to the Pittsburgh
Police scanner account again. This is just a couple people
who listen to the Pittsburgh Police Scanner and then they
report on what is happening in and around our city.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
We go to Oakland.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Here at Wood Street, callers said that two elderly men
are having a very slow, low action fist fight.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
I want to see that.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
I want to I want to see a couple of
elderly people fight each other fighting.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Yeah, I want to see how that could Why Why
does it seem like that would be the noise they
make too.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
You see two elderly men your moan in the street
to where the caller says, it's it's very slow in
low action. Oh, no, he's gonna kick, He's gonna kick.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
No, he's not, he's not gonna kick. Also kick. If
you're the caller, he could have probably just stepped in
and been like, hey, yeah, seriously, if you're gonna.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Reporting to the police that we have a slow, low
action fight, just go out there and like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Enough, squirt him with your your garden hose or something
like that.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Just separate, you know, get him west spray with the
cat and bottle or like catwater bottle or something like that.
Also happening in and around our city. We go to Sheridan.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Jesus. Caller says, Donald Trump keeps stealing her mail.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Man.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
I don't think.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Think that.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
No, I don't think that, Sheridan. I don't think that
he's coming by saying I gotta I don't think.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Maybe she's seen the Secret Service and he come onto
the porch. Maybe it's somebody just stealing her Amazon packages
wearing a Donald Trump mask, and she's she can't separate it.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
It's a mask like this is.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Gonna sound crazy, but he's here every week stealing my packages.
Also happening in and around our city. Through the eyes
of the Pittsburgh Police scanner, we go to Beachview. Caller
said she's a door dash driver and delivered in order
to a completely naked, intoxicated man. He invited her inside
to partake. He decline, no, color doesn't like this, not

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the tips she's looking for, Bud, We didn't need that.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
No, thank you, Sarah. Here's your I just wonder here's
your beef and cheddar from Arby's.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Don't make it Arby's. You could have picked any other restaurant,
any other food. Just send the police for this creep, Like,
can't be opening your door after you ordered Arby's and
then open the door showing up.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Straight to jail.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Hey straight, don't answer the door naked, ever, don't be
a creep. That's what's happening in and around our city. Ding. Hey,
thank you for listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast.
Now whatever you're listening on, we appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
But if you're listening on our free iHeartRadio app, you
can hit that little talkback microphone send us a message.
You can send us a message about previous shows, the
latest show, something you want us to cover on the show.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Let us know where you're listening from too. Oh yeah,
that's fun too, right people in random places.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yeah, hit that little talkback microphone and you can send
us a message and maybe you'll make the show. Jumped. Hey, mom,
our friend Logan sent a message here, wants to talk about.

Speaker 7 (30:35):
The days here. So we just got back from a
week on vacation with an aut of family and we
stayed in any house that was really nice. Love, pant
do what we usually saying. And honestly, the highlight of
this house was.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
ThisDay.

Speaker 7 (30:54):
Tell us tons of temperature, sending tons of pressure, setting
a dryer, a heated tol WHOA. Honestly, I don't think
I ever want to go back to a cool toilet
seat again.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
That's understandable. And I know there's a lot of biday
talk on our show, and there has been for a
few years since me and Bob really discovered the days
they starting. It's just it'll ruin wiping for you, Iah,
It's unbelievable.

Speaker 5 (31:18):
I've never used one that's heated or hear dryer or
multiple temperatures.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
It's not that I don't want to. I just can't
afford it. Yeah, I don't have.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
It's like a two thousand dollars toilet, like I think
I got for like thirty bucks on Amazon. And it's
the job done. Man, gets the job done. When we
were on our summer vacation, man, I missed it. I
came home first ride on of beday after you've been
like away from your beday for like a week. Oh man,
it's like all right, it's like sleeping in your own bed.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Welcome home.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
That's what it is. Except for round back. It's Mikey
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Speaker 2 (32:31):
Okay, now, if you missed Friday show, the our friends
over at Sarah's Candy sent an entire giant gift basket
to me and Bob. It did have some lactate in
it because I'm lactose in tolerant. They sent a bunch
of candy and hats and all this mugs and staff. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Yeah, Sarah's Candy.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
We will eventually go to the Sarah's Candy factory and
tear it.

Speaker 9 (32:54):
Up over there for sending you guys that amazing gift basket.
Oh yeah, and more importantly, how much I love them
for completely understanding the assignment and giving the sense of
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Speaker 1 (33:05):
They really did, like they you know, sending me lactad.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
You really got to know about me, if you know
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With their amazing, perfect reply note that they sent love
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Yeah, it was great.

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Shout out to Sarah's Candies.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
We say something nice, Say something nice, all right? Coming
up around nine thirty on the show, we want to
send you this week to go see twenty one Pilots.
They're playing a hometown show in Columbus, Ohio. This show
is at Ohio Stadium where Ohio State plays football. It's
like just tens and tens of thousands of people. I

(33:47):
think it's like six fifty the cheapest resale ticket to
even get an upper bowl. Yeah, your chance to go
see twenty one Pilot's hometown show. Around nine thirty, it's
Mikey Bob Hate.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Your Bills on ninety six one yiss.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Welcome to the animal portion of our show. Here it's
Mikey and Bob on ninety six to one kiss. Chance
for you to win one thousand dollars coming up around
nine to ten. Got a message on Instagram from gym
here Dog's twenty three on Instagram knows how much we
love turtle mating noises and wants to know if we've
ever watched a turtle eat a watermelon. So, oh my,

(34:29):
all right again, that's not turtle mating. I watched a
video that's just a turtle munching on a watermelon.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
It was mating. There was no mating. This is not
turtle mating like it does. But this is just a
turtle eating a watermelon.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Oh man, that first bite is to juicy, Elicia, dude,
it there you go, you yourself a little little buddy.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Turtle eating watermelon right there.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Uh Now, let's get to Jimothy, the tiny raccoon that's
almost shaped like a ball because it's got something wrong
with this spine. People are calling it a cryptid, which
is like an imaginary animal that nobody's ever actually seen before.
It does look like a hairy volleyball with leg it's
ballsh It's a raccoon because it's it appears that have

(35:29):
some sort of spine problem.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
The raccoon is in the Seattle area.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
It's been nicknamed Jimithy like the Seattle Mariners put it
up on the jumbo tron with a picture. It's to
make noise for Jimothy, like it's become this.

Speaker 5 (35:43):
This hasn't crossed your timeline yet, it's gonna it will,
and then you're gonna get mem to.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Death about it. Let's get to a talk back message.
You're brought to us by one Team Media, so.

Speaker 8 (35:52):
Good for you to talk about Jimothy because he's been.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
All over my timeline.

Speaker 8 (35:56):
Did you see the Mariners made him into a mascot.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Yeah, the Mariners had somebody dressed up in a raccoon
costume for whatever race they do in Seattle and made
Jimothy win the race.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
It's a whole thing in Seattle.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
But also the internet is on to Jimithy now, and
I'm just worried because something like this happens. This isn't
like at a zoo or anything. This is just out
on the streets. I'm worried somebody's gonna capture Jimothy into
their house, you know, a food trail of some kind,
be like I got, and then the cops are gonna

(36:31):
have to go and be like, you can't own Jimmithy
in living room.

Speaker 10 (36:34):
Uh huhmoth, poor little buddy with his spine problems.

Speaker 9 (36:39):
Yea man's freaky looking raccoon.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Yeah, it's a freaky looking raccoon.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
All right. Let's see how the news is covering Jimothy
in Seattle. I love how there's so much going on
in the world, so much going on in the country.
The damn world's basically on fire. I mean Picklesburg didn't
even go off well this weekend because oh god, it
is on fire. But stop everything. There's a weird looking
raccoon in Seattle. He is all over social media. Take

(37:09):
a look. An Instagram post launched the animal into fame.
That since at more than three hundred thousand likes, that's
not views, that's like, so it's it's it's millions of
views for Jimithy, the weird looking volleyball shaped raccoon.

Speaker 11 (37:23):
Since then, other people have taken to the web to
post their sightings of this animal they called Jimithy. Like
this clip of the raccoon walking around on someone's deck.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
I mean, who named it Jimmithy. I have so many
unanswered questions. But he is going to capture Jimithy and
and just be like, well nobody else was feeding him,
so or he's just gonna maul a family, you know,
like somebody's we can pat them.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Geez, Jimmy's is sad. Jimmithy ending.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
It's like when you when somebody gets famous online and
then somebody goes and finds an Instagram post or a
Twitter post from twenty sixteen, and you're like, yeah, Jimmy's cute,
but he used a word he's not supposed to use
on the internet, and it's not so cute anymore.

Speaker 11 (38:11):
Right, we spoke to neighbors who are eager to soon
have a sighting of their own.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Okay, so again, this is up in Seattle.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
There's a little ball shaped raccoon that has a spine
problem named Jimmithy kind of has.

Speaker 10 (38:21):
Some sort of physical abnormality, kind of looks a little
bit like a cryptid, but very cute.

Speaker 11 (38:28):
How he reached out to the Washington Department of Fish
and Wildlife about this animal. A spokesperson says, it's not
clear why it looks the way it does, but because
it appears to get around just fine on its own,
people should leave it alone and not feed it.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Ah See, Now, if you tell people to leave it
alone and don't feed it, that basically tells people I
heard on.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
The news that you can feed Jimmify.

Speaker 5 (38:53):
Like people will not that, and then throw on the
whole other layer of just people know that you post
a video Jimothy get three hundred thousand likes, So some
more on who's going to do it?

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Somebody's going to capture this thing? You shouldn't.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
It's gonna eat their face. You should leave Jimothy alone.
But I know, but yeah, but what if somebody puts
a party hat on him? Dude, if somebody puts a
party hat on him, they own the Internet for the day.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Right, Jimmithy comes in. He loved drinking beers and smoke.
Oh my gosh, Jimmothy was SIGs. Dude, it looks like
you might smoke SIGs.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
I don't know, maybe like Jimothy's parents were smokers and
he had some deformities when he was born.

Speaker 11 (39:38):
People online are saying that this could be a disorder
called short spine syndrome.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Yeah, it might be a short spine syndrome. Either way.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
There's this ball shaped, weird looking raccoon in Seattle. It's
a real thing, But you're right, we're all enamored by
its cuteness. Right now, this story will have an ending
to it.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
It will. We won't just forget about Jimothy.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Somebody, even if it's not now, two months from now,
somebody's gonna capture Jimothy or something's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Remember that, Jimmithy.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Yeah, you ain't a family of four.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
And then he smoked SIGs on their couch. I don't
think I've ever laughed.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Before at a family of four was mauled by a raccoon.
But this is a situation where it is somewhat comical.

Speaker 9 (40:31):
You my heart from.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
Hey, thanks to everybody who hung out with us at
Acre Sure yesterday for the World Cup final watch party
as Spain beat Messi and Argentina one to nothing. It
was a good match, right, Yeah. It took a while
for Spain to get that first one. It went into
you know, the extra time, but pretty good match there.
Spain wins the World Cup and now it's just depression. No,

(40:58):
it's like every all the all the tourists are gone,
all the partying in the streets, it's all gone, Like
how do we keep this party going?

Speaker 1 (41:07):
All the fun videos? Yeh, man, I don't want it
to end. Tourists just partying with people.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
And hey, the halftime show was pretty good yesterday for
the World Cup, right, Like, I know the rest of
the world is mad at it because you know, it
disrupted the normal halftime. Man, they don't have halftime shows
for the World Cup. But you come over to the USA,
We're gonna give you a halftime show. We're gonna give
you hydration breaks so we can play commercials like we.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Are gonna make it happen. It was Super Bowl level halftime. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Justin Bieber was, you know, singing acoustically. By the way,
did you see Jason sadeikis there as Ted Lasso. Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Yeah, you know they got the yellow sign believe. Yeah,
it said believe.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
And he introduced Justin Bieber, and then there was Madonna
and Shakira. Are you just avoiding saying what else was
out there? Because I know it's the thing that you're
most excited about. The Muppets were there. Muppets were there again.
I'm just saying, like, tell me when the Muppets do
anything bad, tell me when the Muppets don't make you smile,
and never they always make you happy. Whoever was like,

(42:12):
we're just gonna throw the Muppets into this. Chris Martin
from Coldplay did it?

Speaker 1 (42:17):
He was right, Yeah, it show. It was very genius.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
It was very brightly colored rainbow sort of like a
cold Play show and everything.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Chris Martin from Coldplay with Global Citizen they put on
the show. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
I thought it was I thought it was good. I
just the rest of the world hated it because it interrupted.
You know, they hate fun. They hate fun.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
That's what did you see Cookie Monster watching Shakiro? The
rest of the world dies fun?

Speaker 1 (42:44):
I did see that video, and you're you are absolutely right.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
How can you hate Cookie Monster watching Shakira dance? It's
so good, so good. I'm telling you, man, jay Z
over at Rock Nation better get it together because the
bar has been raised for the super Bowl halftime show.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
What do you got, jay Z? Where the Muppets at?
For real?

Speaker 2 (43:08):
The Muppet should be part of every major halftime performance,
super Bowl, World Cup, all of it.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Just put the Muppets.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
I couldn't agree more because, out of all the star
power that was performing at halftime, I feel like the
Muppets stole the show, right. I feel like a lot
of people weren't expecting it and then all of a sudden,
you just got Animal on the drums, like, hey, the
Muppets are here too?

Speaker 1 (43:34):
What good?

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Yeah, it's pretty cool and thanks to everybody who came
out to Akroscher and hung out with us and watched
some of the uh some of the match.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
But yeah, it's sort of like, what do we do now?
We got the river Hans, River Hans did need that
soccer fix.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
By the way, riverhwnds were a national TV on Saturday
and then one dude gets a hat trick in like
six minutes or something like crazy. That was pretty cool
and not a bad crowd either. Saturday at the the
River Hounds game. But that's it for the World Cup.
Spain beats Argentina one to nothing. Now what the hell
do we do with her?

Speaker 1 (44:12):
The pickles are gone?

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Now to soccer's gone dealer training camp. Oh my gosh,
a couple of weeks away. Next week, this week, no, yeah,
next week, my god's day. Well, hear from our buddy
Raccoon Tim and get to uh some say something nice

(44:34):
messages around eight twenty five here on the Kiss Morning
Freak Show.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
It's Mikey and Bob Kiss.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Hey, let's get to a say something nice message here
real quick, and then we're gonna hear from Raccoon Tim.
It's Mikey and Bob on ninety six to one Kiss.
Say something nice, Say something nice. It's the ports of
the show where you're just sending in a talkback message.
Maybe you'll make the show just some positivity. Say something nice,

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say something nice.

Speaker 11 (45:02):
Yeah, say something nice.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Oh, say something nice, Say something nice. I'd like to
say thanks for the Canadians for sending it down there
small today.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
All right, thank you Canada.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
We appreciate you. I remember, boys and girls, if you
don't finish school, you can always finish con Creek.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Happy birthday, Big Ball. Okay, it's not Bob's birthday. Bob's
birthday is New Year's Day. Always do concrete.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Say something nice, Say something nice. Now, let's get to
our buddy, Raccoon Tim. Raccoon Tim, it has been, you know,
sort of leaving messages. A friend of the show for
a few years now. Loves wild exotic animals. Let's get
to Raccoon Tim here talkback messages brought to us by
the Pavement Group.

Speaker 12 (45:48):
Hey, Mikey and Big Bob, your boy, Raccoon Tim said,
Mikey and Bob, we did it again. We went to
aqua World to get rats and nice to feed the snakes.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Okay, well, yeah, Raccoon Tim has a lot of snakes here.

Speaker 12 (46:00):
Snake ate all his rats.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Big snake ate the rats.

Speaker 12 (46:02):
Will snake only ate four at eight mice not hungry.
I still got a buddy living with him in his cage. Okay,
the other three we put outside. My dog found the one.
Turns out it only had two legs, one stump and
missing a leg, so my daughter kept it.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
All right, Raccoon tim has a pet mouse now with
two legs, legs in a stump, so kept it. By
the way, no message about Jimothy yet, you know, No,
I haven't heard about the little raccoon with.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
The short spine that's taking over the internet out of Seattle.
The internet thinks Jimothy school. We got a raccoon Timothy
here in Pittsburgh. Just as fun you.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Think Jimmithy's school, we did. Got raccoon Timothy here. Play
some of his best messages. All right, let's get to
another talkback messager.

Speaker 8 (46:55):
I heard you talking about Jimmithy the round raccoon. Yeah,
never i'd say those words together. But okay, but there
is a Instagram page with a similar shaped dog and
it's called Tilly the Friendly Loaf, and it's really cute.
So I would definitely recommend looking at pictures of the doggie.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
All right.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
I don't want to get you distracted here, Bob, But
Tilly the Friendly Loaf is that what the Instagram page is?
Tilly the Friendly Loaf. Is it just like a round
dog that just find sits around all day and just
a friendly loaf?

Speaker 5 (47:33):
It looks like Jimmothy the Raccoon, but in dog form.
Oh my gosh, what's its name again, Tilly the Friendly Loaf?

Speaker 2 (47:40):
There you go. If you want the dog version of Jimithy,
it's Tilly the Friendly Loaf like this and dog like it.
It looks like Jimmathy the Raccoon, but.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
It's a dog alright.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
Hey, I didn't know that. I didn't know volleyball shaped animals.
We're gonna take over the show to but here we are.
Just if you want to be part of the show.
I got to do is get on the free iHeartRadio
app send us a talkback message brought to us by
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Speaker 1 (48:12):
Let's get to this message.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
We were talking last week about the Pittsburgh Walk of
Fame in the Strip District.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
You know Mary o Lemieux and you know Myron Cope.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
A bunch of super insers are in the second round
of you know, Walk of Fame stars there in the
Strip District. Ay Boys, Mashed Potato, regular Lady here catching
up on a couple of dames for the podcast.

Speaker 6 (48:33):
So I think I understand the Pittsburgh Walk of Fame.
Not including Jalapago Hannah in the first.

Speaker 9 (48:39):
Round but not including her in the second round is
frankliest flap in the space.

Speaker 7 (48:45):
So I was like, justice for Klipano Hannah.

Speaker 6 (48:48):
And maybe we start a petition.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
She's not wrong. Yeah, I'm not here to disagree with that.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
I don't think all the parogies deserve a star in
the Walk of Fame, but I do think Klapeno Hannah
should be single though, and get her own star.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Ice Pittsburgh Walking Iceberg absolutely should be on there. Pirate Parrot.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Are we are we drawing the pirate one because there's
a bunch of different versions of the pirate pair about
the beam line, like Steely mcbeam. No chance if Steely
mcbeam gets on the Walk of Fame, I'm taking a
jack camera out there and taking him out because Steely
mcbeam is is a blight onions or society. Are we
overlooking the cocaine pirate pair? That's what I'm talking about.

(49:33):
There's there's there's a history of the pirate parrots. So yeah,
I mean Iceberg is easy. I feel like icebergs a
layup he's a movie star too, with Jean Claude Van
Dam true.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Pirate Parrot.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Maybe maybe Pirate parent gets on there, but it's got
to be like modern day pirate parrot, not going. No
reference to the cocaine not that's not what we want
visitors to know about about the pirate parrot from the Yeah, no,
we don't do that. But yeah, I think I'lipeniohanna absolutely
not all the pro gies, just Hannah.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
All right, it's time for a naked story here.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Just about every day on the show, somebody gets naked,
gets arrested, makes the news, and then makes the show.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Today's naked story. Here we go.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Whoa, Yeah, someone decided it's time for another naked story.
On the ninety sixth one Kiss Morning Freaks Out with
Mikey and Big.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Bad, this is over.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
Near Denver, a man was arrested for surfing naked on
top of a moving train.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Okay, surfing the train.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Yeah. Man broke the window on a Union Pacific Railroad
locomotive and entered.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
It wasn't that Big Boy, was it.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
No? I don't think it was the Big Boy one
that it came through here. No, I don't think it
was that one surfing the Big Boy train naked uh
the Sheriff's Office. The Sheriff's Office posted about the naked
guy on the train, saying, for those of you who
had the unfortunate experience of seeing this gentleman surfing naked
on top of a moving locomotive, I want you to

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know that he was arrested on felony and miss demeanor chargers.
I was from the Sheriff's office. By the way, I
don't know how many people would call that an unfortunate experience.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
I would absolutely love to see.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
A naked guy riding on the top of a train, like,
hopefully he's okay.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Noise right, Like he's out there to chewing for everybody.
You know he's doing that. He's doing that, you doing
the international horn pole signal.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Hopefully not choo chewing honk honk man.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
It's all right.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Hold on, So the guy is naked on top of
a train, The Sheriff's Office said. The naked man expressed
his love of vodka, beer.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
And playing the banjo.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
It said, unfortunately, we had to separate him from those
loves and the train ride. He was arrested faces multiple
felony and misdemeanor charges are we calling it?

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Playing the band jo?

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Now, I like beer, I like vodka, and check this out.
I'm down there playing the strings. Man, it is a
naked person making the show once again. All right, we
got your chance to win one thousand dollars. Try to
pay your bills. Coming up around nine to ten, and

(52:32):
then sold out a big twenty one Pilot show in
their hometown of Columbus, Ohio. They're playing it at Ohio Stadium,
like where Ohio State plays football. Just crazy ticket prices
on the resale market. We want to send you a
twenty one Pilot's hometown show coming up around nine thirty.
It's Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 6 (52:52):
Jumped.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
We go from Picklesburg weekend to another fun weekend here
in Pittsburgh. Let's get to this talkback message here brought
to us by the Pavement Group.

Speaker 6 (53:01):
Good morning Mike you Bob it is stuff your hair.

Speaker 7 (53:03):
I don't know if he is are aware or not,
but this weekend is TECO, which is Pittsburgh's biggest anime
convention of the year.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
Yes, at the.

Speaker 6 (53:12):
David Lord's Covention Center. It is a Pittsburgh theme this.

Speaker 7 (53:18):
Year, so much show They have one of the progies
from the Pittsburgh Pirates coming down to Taco this year.

Speaker 6 (53:24):
Yes, they will be there on.

Speaker 7 (53:26):
Thursday, So come check out all the Pittsburgh cosplayers.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Love you better be Hannah. Who did they send?

Speaker 2 (53:33):
That's the only one that anybody wants to see. If
you're getting a parogi to show up, it's got to
be Halopeno.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Hannah. Right, you're right. I mean, you're not wrong about that.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
They have a Teco Techo. That's always a big anime convention.
But Pittsburgh theme this year not a convention center. I've
never been to that because I'm just I'm scared not
to spend way too much money, like I would need
I would need like a I would need my wife
with me to like hold my dep car helper. Yeah, yeah,

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because I would come home with every Pokemon ever. I
would just buy it all. I just, man, I'm into
one piece now too. I just I gotta stay away
from you to have to be escorted out. I'd spend
too much money. Okay, probably for the best you stay away.
It probably is.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
All right. Let's get to uh the diarrhea portion of
our show today.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
This is taking a turn here Taylor Farms is the
place where they told us the diarrhea came from. Right,
and then Taylor Farm sends it's led us to a
bunch of different places.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
Right.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
Also, I thought we figured this diary thing out. We
I think we did figure the diary thing out. But
I just call a bunch of yeah they did, we
went through this what what?

Speaker 1 (54:47):
How does this happen?

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Well, I'll tell you how it happens, but it's not fun.
It's got I feel like it's gotta do with political
money and things like that. The CEO of Taylor Farms
is a big donator to the current administration, so it
just so happens. Now the FDA is apologizing to Taylor Farms.
The US Food and Drug Administration has reversed part of

(55:11):
its investigation reverse into the iceberg lettuce and the diarrhea
outbreak right take back diarrhea. The agency says the sample
from Taylor Farms of Mexico produced a false positive after they.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Re reviewed the results over the weekend. Okay, I just
something seemed suspicious, yeah, Taylor Farms says. The FDA has apologized.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Taylor Farms has also taken the comments off their Instagram post.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
About it.

Speaker 5 (55:41):
It just when you got to turn the comments off
of yeah, it's not a good thing of an apology
from the FDA.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Sorry you got diarrhea?

Speaker 5 (55:50):
Yeah yeah, after you recalled diarrhea lettuce everywhere and you're like,
NOPA is just false alarm.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
I'm not telling you who to trust and who not
to trust, just telling you personally. I see bs when
I see Taylor Farms coming out with the statement. By
the way, they have a long history of diarrhea and
other things that they've given us all right, over the years.
It's like every two years Taylor Farms has some sort
of outbreak, right, So I'm not trusting that company and

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the CEO of that company in the administration to tell
me on the nevermind, just kidding about the diarrhea.

Speaker 5 (56:27):
Everybody who's really worried about diarrhea, though now they're saying
maybe not. We haven't found the source of the diarrhea.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
So then do we need to be what do we
need to be worried about?

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Right?

Speaker 9 (56:36):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Right, it's the problem when we can't trust government agencies
and we don't know where the diarrhea is coming from.
But Taylor Farm says, oh no, it's good Yeah, it
wasn't us. But we're also going to turn the comments
off because we know we're we know we're in here. Yeah,
we got your chance to win one thousand dollars. Coming
up next, try to pay your bills. Also, big sold

(56:57):
out hometown show in Lumbus, Ohio. You know that's not
that far of a drive. If you're a big twenty
one pilots fan, this is the show you want to
be at. We will give away tickets around nine thirty.
It's Mikey and Bob Chance. We had to win one
thousand dollars in just a couple of minutes. We continue
to try to pay your bills thirteen times a day
here on ninety six one. Kiss your chance at one

(57:18):
thousand dollars in just minutes. It is Mikey and Bob.
Let's get to another talkback message here. Send them through
the free iHeartRadio app. Brought to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Mikey and Bob World Cup James All, World Top James Man.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
He called us just about every World Top match. He
was staying up watching the late games and the World
Cup's over. Now Spain wins.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
We finally come to the conclusion it's all said and done,
Champions Spain. I wish I could have been there yesterday.
I was going to try and come to Acressure, probably
a little bit late, but Toddler ended up being six,
so ended up staying home and not really doing anything.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
So just kind of.

Speaker 4 (57:54):
Rotted on the couch all day and watch the game
and you know everything that came after it, with the celebration,
the trophy lift and everything. Super exciting to be a
part of the show with you guys, and to do
all the late night World Cup check ins for the
late games. I think you know, with your blessing, I'll
just keep the keep the old calling card, and every

(58:15):
time I leave a talk back message, I'll still just
check in as World Cup James, and until we get
to do it again in four years, talk to you
guys later.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Happy Birthday, Bob. It's not Bob's birthdays, Birthdays, James his birthdays,
New Year's Day.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Yeah. See that's how nicknames happen on the show. He's
not James anymore. He's just he's World Cup James. Even
when we're not in the World Cup and the World
Cup's not not happening at all, Bob, we are. We
are amazed by so much in the animal kingdom, including
how you name groups of animals. This has been a
thing on the show here and there from time to time.

(58:50):
You know, a group of crows, the you know blackbirds,
the crows, right right, Yeah, a group of crows is
called a murder of crows, which just sounds ominous, right,
it soundspooky. A lot of crows coming for you. That's
a murder of crows. Now, let's get to our buddy
George here with the message.

Speaker 12 (59:10):
I was going on, Georg here, catching up on Friday
Mornings podcast.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
Okay, towards the end of the episode, you all were
talking about reminding everybody that a group of crows is
called a murder.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
You know what two crows together is called? Oh, that's
an attempted murder.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Y'all take it.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
Eighty, I'm giving it. I'm giving him a clap. I'm
giving him a clap. You take it easy, George. Yeah,
that's George right there.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
All right, here's your chance to win one thousand dollars
trying to pay your bills.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Good luck.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
Chance for you to go to twenty one pilots sold
out hometown show in Columbus coming up in just a
couple of minutes here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
It is Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
Let's get to a talkback message brought to us by
the Pavement Group Now Bob. On Friday's show for today
in Freak Show History, we were talking about the the
time you got arrested on the se of the parkway.
You were wearing a leather mini skirt. We were protesting
because there was a big national story. This is like,
you know, twenty years ago, right right, yeah, about men

(01:00:11):
not being able to wear skirts at this one school
or something. We said, now it's we'll send Bob out
there in a mini skirt on the side of the parkway.
It was right before the Fort Pitt Tunnel. Apparently you're
not supposed to pull over there and just apparent idea
get to this talkback message.

Speaker 9 (01:00:27):
Pictures of Bob in a leather mini skirt and nothing else,
or it didn't happen.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Okay, it happened. But I want to say, the reason
why we don't have pictures of that. You don't have
a picture of that, do you, boy, is because I
believe the cop probably took.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Your camera and maybe deleted any or.

Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
Maybe you deleted it sounds like fun in games now,
But that's probably one of the closest times of us
getting almost fired. So I mean, I think we probably
we weren't hanging on to the evidence for a I
think twenty twenty six memorial fun post.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
I think that's what it was.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
I think we wanted to get rid of any and
all evidence and make sure there was no pictures of
you in them. Somebody might have one, somebody might have
been driving by and snapped the picture.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
But maybe we don't have a picture of Bob and
a leather mini skirt.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Now. Could we take a picture of Bob and a
leather mini skirt right now and post it online. Yes,
but it wouldn't have any context to it. You know,
It's just it was the moment. It was a sexier
time back then. We're more mature now, mature and sexy now.
All right, let's get to a Let's get to another

(01:01:41):
talkback message here, Florida talkback message.

Speaker 10 (01:01:44):
Hey, this is Kelly from Indiana. So my brother lives
in Orlando and apparently there's a guy near them that
dresses up like a vampire and volunteers at the local
Walgreens a few hours per week. So we go in December.
We're going to try to see him and get a
picture with them. I thought you guys would like a
crazy Florida story. Love you guys, by hi.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Hold on, I won't say there's a lot going on here,
there's this local vampire. How do you you can't volunteer
it Walgreens right took volunteers volunteering or did they just
do you just walk in with a vest and say
I'm here now.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
I'm not sure you can volunteer at wall Florida though
it's Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
Different.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
If there's a guy that's dressed like a vampire that
just hangs out outside of Walgreens every day.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Where are you finding off the books vampire? Back back
into Walgreens.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
I love that she sent us a message here and
like Glyn says, hey, prepare yourself. I'm going to Florida
in December. They got a vampire on there. He doesn't
work at Walgreens volunteers. I'm gonna try to find the
Walgreens vampire for you guys. All right, Well, hey, picture,
it's not real if we can't get a picture of
Bob and a leather mini skirt on the side of

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the Parkway in front of the four pit tunnel.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
We can at least get a picture of a Florida vampire.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Does he work at Walgreens?

Speaker 9 (01:02:59):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
I volunteer, which isn't a thing.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
All right, here is your chance at twenty one Pilots tickets.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
We now kiss.

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
Twenty one Pilots aren't playing a ton of shows, but
they have a massive one that is coming up in October.
It's sold out at Ohio Stadium and their hometown of Columbus, Ohio.
If you would like twenty one Pilots tickets for their
hometown show, be caller number nine four to one two
nine three seven nine six one oh for twenty one

(01:03:27):
Pilots tickets.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Good luck. It's Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Hey. Congrats to Colleen from West Mifflin. Gonna be going
to see twenty one Pilots. They are not playing a
lot of shows this year, and they are playing their
hometown Columbus, Ohio, not too.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Far of a drive.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Show is sold out at the stadium or Ohio State
Place Football there Ohio Stadium.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
It's going to be an incredible show.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Again, I was looking at resale prices, it's like six
point fifty for an obstructed view seat. Wild like this
is the twenty one pilot show you want to go to?
Congrats Colleen from West Mifflin. More chances all this week
around nine thirty to go see twenty one Pilots their
hometown show in Columbus, Ohio. Bob had an interesting Friday

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night into Saturday morning.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
He was telling this story earlier on the show.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
I got a text message Saturday morning from Bob's wife,
Rebecca that just said, Hey, don't ask him about this
on the show or in front of other people, but
ask him privately about the powder.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
And she sent a picture.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
It is the bathroom floor at Bob's house, in his
master bedroom, and there's powder all over the place. I'm
not allowed to eat Indian food anymore. That's where this started. Now,
the Indian food didn't make you sick, No, it's delicious sick.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
It made me delusional, and maybe I slept walk after
I ate it. That's what I think happened. I ate
some Friday night, passed out on the couch, woke up at.

Speaker 5 (01:04:54):
Five am, wandered upstairs, and a delusion somehow by powdered
my whole body.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
I I'm just confused, Like you thought you smelled like
Indian food, dude, that's the only the only thing in
my head that like I vaguely remember is like you
didn't want to slide into bed under the covers with
Becca because you smelled like Indian food.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
So instead, like.

Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
I don't have a track recker, sleepwalking or anything. I
think it's the Indian food. Maybe wild. I think maybe
wild at night dark, yeah, at midnight.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
You have no recollection of doing this though, right, I
vaguely remember powdering myself, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:05:34):
And like the only thing I can think of in
my head, like the only thing that makes sense is
like I must have thought I smelled like the Indian food,
and instead of showering, I'm just like, oh, just mask.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
It with somebody powdered my body. So uh, you had
black underwear on which you woke up the next morning.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Full of full baby pop basically looked like the scarfaced
cocaine mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
I didn't stop there. I powdered my body.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
Like if this happen you, Like, where did you powder?

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
Yeah? All over, not my face. I don't, Like I
didn't wake up with any of my hair or my face,
So like it's weird.

Speaker 5 (01:06:09):
Like I laid in bed and went to sleep, so,
I mean, who knows what came off of me in
the bed, But I woke up with at least with
an underwear full of powder and like.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
So you're sleeping in your in your black underwear, right, Yeah.
The bathroom floor too, looked like covered a powder bomb
went off somehow.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
It is scarface cocaine mountain, but it's in your bathroom.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
You can't have Indian food. I can't have buttered chicken.
I love you buttered chicken, but me and you have
a bad relationship. Man, don't make me do this. Man,
I don't want to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
You can sell me, is it the buttered chicken? Don't
woke up powdered?

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
No more buttered chicken for Bob.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
I don't think I can trust myself with it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
It's not even a game, diary.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
It's not you buttered chicken and powdered me powdered chicken,
buttered chicken and narrows buttered chicken ninety six one kiss.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
A shout out to the h Pittsburgh Transit account on Instagram.
They were down at Picklesburg over the weekend. There's uh
in a group is. I think a couple of women
were standing around ones holding like a sort of real
young child.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Right, and uh, just hear this.

Speaker 6 (01:07:25):
He was conceived of Picklesburg last year.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Us he really was like a friend back in her
up there. Yes, he really was conceived. How didn't the
Pittsburgh Transit camera person go what I need to follow
up on that, like, how did that happen? Well with me,
I know how this stuff happens, but I just where where?

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Where?

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Here?

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
Where? When you say conceived here, where was that Picklesburg?

Speaker 6 (01:07:52):
He was conceived of Picklesburg last year?

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
At Picklesburg last year.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
Listen.

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
I know they bring new different vendors and different things
to Picklesburg every year. Are we missing something that's going
on at Picklesburg. It's like if something happened, like is
there a Picklesburg after dark? It's like, hey, if you
ever want to, if you ever want a pickle baby,
now's your weekend.

Speaker 6 (01:08:20):
Last year, right, had.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
The backup on it too.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
I'm not sure where that booth sat where you Yeah,
I don't know either way to Picklesburg. Picklesburg kind of
took an el this weekend because of the weather and
the smoke and all that, but yesterday it was a
beautiful day. So hopefully a lot of the vendors and
you know, local people that were there selling pickle related things.

(01:08:46):
Hopefully you made some money and got rid of some
of your product because it did seem like a lot
of people were at Picklesburg, uh yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
But that you know, that's every year.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
This thing has become just dude, and I couldn't believe
how many people were, like from out of town.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
They're just like, we comeed this every year. And She's like, damn, dude,
we are pickle City. We are We're pickle City. Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
Let's see, we got twelve more chances throughout the day
for you to try to win one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
We continue to try to pay your bills.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
Your next chance coming up in about ten minutes during
the Ryan Seacrest Show that is every hour through nine PM.
Pirates are back at it tonight. They're in New York
taking on the Yankees. That's fun. Don't look now, Tide
wild Cards. Oh tell me, don't you got don't let

(01:09:33):
them heat up, don't let him in, don't let him in,
don't let them snift these playoffs. We got some arms
that are ready to go. Oh man, we can score.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
You don't want a team like this in.

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
Don't let him in? Watch out Dodgers. Wait, wait, don't
let them in. We come all right, So Pirates in
New York taking on the Yankees?

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What do you want to name?

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