Kibbles 'n Bits In A Florida Air Fryer

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well the ninety six one This Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yeah, I saw a picture of you down in Florida
on your family summer vacation. Yeah, your face was so
red floating in the ocean that I was like worried
for you. And I saw the comments like put some
sunscreen on and everybody SPF seventy.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
You look what I was outside, man, I was outside
at this beach.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, down in Florida. I had a pool noodle. I
was just floating in the ocean.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah. I did see pictures of you with sand dollars
on your nipples and you were floating in the ocean,
but you were just really really red. You just got
out there and got that sun. Huh.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
I just took it all in it.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
It was like the first day of your vacation. There
was one day where the in skin got it. The
innskin skin was not ready for those uvs. Okay, yeah, the.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Florida, Florida. Well hold on now, your face.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Now, I've known Bob since we're like eight, nine, ten
years old. Your face looks regular tan. I'm proud of you.
You got a nice summer tan. But then you showed
me your forearm.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
There they're old guy that lives at the beach and
goes out there every morning.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
I've known you all my life. Basically, I've never seen
your arms at dark before.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Dude, you came in here and I'm looking at your face,
I'm like.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Balanced out, But then I look at your arms. You
know what your armost tell you? Guy at the beach.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
No, your arms look like uh festival or fair turkey legs.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Dude, your arms look delicious right now. I have to
be honest. They look they look like they look like
crispy juicy arms. Dude, you come back juice telling you
right now your arm juice? Yeah, man, it doesn't look too.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Light, little taste tasty, a little spice about there in
that Florida air fry.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Man, that's what happened. You put me in the first day.
I'm getting a little red next.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
Thing, you know, Florida Man, I'm juicy Flourid air far.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
You do you look like a guy that's been on
vacation for forty years.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Unbelievable. This guy left one.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Color, he came back. He's just look like the guy
who goes down to the beach in the mornings. Yeah,
that one guy you see out there that's the local. Yeah,
they'll tell you about it too this day.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
You know, I lay out here every morning. You see
it for me. He's like little taste of that man.
Look pretty nice right there. Hey, we're back from vacation. Everybody. Sorry,
I'm juicy as hell. Good morning. Kiss All right, Bob.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
I'm not gonna do the thing where I get out
my phone and show you my family summer vacation photos.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
I know you.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Actually you might want to see some of them because
I took a lot of pictures of cool birds on vacation.
I'm like a birdwatcher. Now it's a whole thing on
a birdwatch. I don't even want to get into it,
but I take a lot of pictures of birds. Now, okay,
old people that watch birds all day, I get it.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
I'm wan of you.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
I just want chill and watch birds, man, because they're
dinosaurs too. I got a picture on my phone that
I need to show you, Bob, because you showed me
when you had this picture on your phone.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Actually, your picture is better than mine.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
On my way, I was driving on the Pennsylvania Turnpike
going to my family vacation Ocean City, New Jersey. My
wife's from South Jersey. That's where we go every year, right, yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
And I'm like, all right, I gotta take this picture.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
And I'm driving, and I took this picture, Bob, and
I am going to disappoint you so bad because I
want you to read I took a picture of my dashboard.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Now you're gonna see.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
That the temperature was one hundred degrees even when I
took this picture. I want you to read the number
of miles on my twoenty seventeen Hyundai Ionic. How many
How did you do this? Yeah, one hundred thousand and four.
I missed it by four miles. I missed the milestone picture.
You only get one chance at it. You only get

(04:05):
one chance. You blew it. I blew it a mile.
I told myself, not even close. It was like ninety
nine thousand and change. And I'm looking at him like
I'll get a hundred thousand. I'll get a hundred thousand.
I gotta take a picture of my dash when it
hit one hundred thousand, and dude, it was one hundred
degrees out. Well, I mean it wasn't really one hundred degrees,
but you know your temperature, it would have been one.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Hundred degrees one hundred thousand miles. Dude, that's like you post.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
That on the internet and people go, who oh, people go,
who cares? I go?

Speaker 1 (04:35):
I do, Okay, it's nice even numbers, right, it is.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
All hundred thousand and four miles. I remember when you
hit two hundred thousand miles in your tahoe. You pulled
over on your way to work and took a picture
pulled over on seventy nine.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
I did.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
By the way, how many times have you looked back
or posted that picture or even showed another human being
other than me?

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (04:56):
None, yes, exactly, So my pictures it.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Was special to me.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
Though.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
My picture's even worse because I didn't even hit it.
I had one hundred thousand. I blew it. I bought it.
You held up your phone, you take a sad picture
like and four just I needed to take the.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Sad picture just to show you that I got cleat
previous like I was watching.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
You know, a song comes on, you start singing. Next thing,
you know, you know, looking at Dad's gonna hit one
hundred thousand. Oh so sad. You know.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
I don't know if that's just a bad thing, but
I felt really bad that I missed my one hundred
thousand mile mark by just four miles. Uh. By the way,
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Speaker 1 (05:43):
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Speaker 5 (05:50):
To drive, drop them off, We're ready oncast.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
You Bob podcast. You're ready to party?

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Say yeah, yeah, hyping? Oh yeah, all right, Swing the
Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever you get
your podcasts. Is that damn heat dome back again, sitting
on us, squatting on us? Oh God, can't even worth
We're between the cheeks, God, squatting on of us.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
It's gonna be like theis.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
In the mid nineties today, it's just gonna be gross
out there, sweaty and swampy. It is Mikey about the
ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Now, we
got a lot of messages that have been sent to
us when we were on our summer break. I'm just
you know, getting in catching up on show after show
after show.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
And the good thing about all of you is.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Even though a lot of you knew we were on
vacation last week, you still kept sending messages which is awesome.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Like I looked at the other shows in the building.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
I'm like, Yo, we're on vacation and we're doing like
twenty times the numbers you guys are doing.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Is happening here.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
So let's get to this talkback message brought to us
by One Team Media. It's our buddy Bob from Oakmont
checking in. Hey, it's your boy Bobby Dig's Okay, Bob
from a Want checking in.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Checking it's your boy Shane checking in, checking in.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Boys, I's gonna say, what's up, what's happening?

Speaker 1 (07:20):
All right? So it's Bobby and Shane. It's all checking in.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
Yeah, we don't have no garage time, but we're having
shed time up here.

Speaker 7 (07:25):
Baby getting the ship, Mikey.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Getting a shed. Mikey, you invited the shed. You invited
to the oak shut top Bobby Diggy and Shane. Uh.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
That was their first message. This was, by the way,
it was more than Bobby, Diggy and Shane. It's just
there must have been a party. There must have been
a party in an Oakman shed that we weren't invited to,
but they wanted us to be part of it. Hey, Mikey, Bob,
it's shann and Bob cranking hawks.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Baby. Listen to rima check in baby. Hey, it's your
boy Shane checking in.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Mom.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Who wants two times? Kids say, checking in baby?

Speaker 2 (08:14):
That's their second message. Okay, getting the shot you're invited.
I mentioned a hog. Uh here's the third and final one.
I think I'm not even throw all the messages from
over vacation. I think this is the last one though.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Listen, boys, here's the scuba'm mana talia. When you have
eight beers, you're basically in it to win it. You
know what printed on a shirt. When you have eight beers,
you're basically in it to win it. Truth. He's not lying. Truth.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
One beer, you're just quenching your thirst. Ye two beers.
You want to feel a little so you get to
that eight level.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
No, in it to win it, Win it now or
watch dragon Ball Z. And we're gonna watch dragon Ball Z.
I'm on dragon Balls dragon.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Ball Bob from Ocott in your shed. We appreciate that, buddy,
Thanks for thinking of us.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Hey, you can join me and Bob for the World
Cup Final on Sunday. We'll give you all the details
coming up next. It's my giar Bob Cats. I'm making
Young Bob.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
The Baseball Home Run Derby was on last night. Jordan
Walker of the Saint Louis Cardinals on it. Okay, you
know all right? It was on Netflix too, which was, uh,
did you watch? No? I didn't even I didn't even
turn it on. You know, it used to be something
I was really into. Now I just could care less.
You know, it just seems I know they had new

(09:48):
rules and everything this year, but it just seems like
it's too much of a commitment, goes on too long,
and honestly, I don't care that much. If there's a
Pirates player in there, it's hitting dong shots share, I'll
turn it on, you know, but.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, it's uh, dude from the Cardinals.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
But in the Home Run Derby last night and tonight
is the All Star Game National League versus American League.
It's Mikey and Bob the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Now
Pirates got two All Stars, Paul Skeans of course, and
then Braxton Ashcraft. We have two pitchers in the All
Star Game. Neither of them are going to pitch. We
already know this because they pitched against Milwaukee.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
You know, before the All Star break, we swept the Brewers.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
That was awesome, right, Yeah, crazy runs and all that
run explosion. Now we're at the All Star break and
these guys are the All Stars, but they're not pitching at.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
All, So there's no chance of a Pirate getting in tonight.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Not even like, hey, Paul Skens, get out there and
throw one baseball. I don't think any of this is
happening at all. Here was Paul Skeen's just talking about
not pitching in the All Star Games.

Speaker 8 (10:49):
Yeah, it's a little weird, you know, kind of feel
bad for the Pirates fans, but I would hope that
they're they can get over it a little bit, because
you know, most just won the games that we have started,
and they were up to the pitch shortly after the
All Star break. So all Star Games cool, but you
know we're gonna do some cool stuff the.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Regular season this year.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Hey, all Star games cool, but Bucco fever into the
late summer.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
He's ready for it to run wild. It's even cooler.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
Man.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, so we got two Pirates in the All Star
Game and neither of them are going to be pitching tonight.
How is your World Cup fever, Bob? Because mine has
hit unreal levels. I am so locked into the World Cup.
My wife Jamie is watching all the World Cup matches
with me, and I told her, I said, you're gonna
watch English Premier League with me.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
This year and she said, I think, I am wow.
Might have got my wife into soccer. Might have got
her in. I watched games that were on in the
afternoon last week. Yeah, that was at the beach. A lot,
big one, big one. Today, man, we're like in the
final four.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
I know, you know, yeah, I know today three pm
it is Spain against France in.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
The World Cup. Oh man, that's a big one.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Then you got Argentina and England tomorrow. Winner of those
two games will play for.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
The I didn't know there was a third third place game.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, there's like guy will throw one more in there
third place for everybody. You know.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
It's fine.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Me and Bob are actually gonna be hosting the World
Cup final viewing.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Party on Sunday. Yeah at AF for sure.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yeah, they've been doing these viewing parties and they're having
won an accressure on Sunday for the final. It's like
the whatever, like official like USA World Cup sort of
big stadium thing, right.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
So we'll see who's in it?

Speaker 2 (12:51):
I think you want you want Messi in it though, right,
he's Argentina.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Argentina, France, Argentina, France, Argentina. That's mess That's a good one.
That's the one, right.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
But then again, England they haven't won it in a
long long time and they're like the soccer people, so
you know, I don't know, we'll see either way. We're
gonna have a party on Sunday at Acre Sure, uh so,
me and Bob will be out there. Come come hang
out with us and watch a World Cup final. If
you're a soccer fan.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
That's gonna be going on. Picklesburg is gonna be going on. Jeez,
there's a bunch of stuff going on down there.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Grand Prix is Shenley Park, all right.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
So join me and Bob if you still got that
World Cup fever. We will be hosting the the final
match on uh on a Sunday. Coming up next, we
will talk about the Parkway East closure of course, that
has been happening since yesterday. Today is the day where
it's probably gonna ramp up because some people were, you know,
off yesterday.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Monday and Fridays are weird now.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
It's like people don't even work on Mondays and Fridays
a lot anymore, you know, since COVID. But uh, we
will get to the Parkway East proposal story and today
in Free Show.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
History coming up next. It's like you bop.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
The Parkway East closure everybody's been you know, aware about
and the news been telling you about for months and months.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Started yesterday. It wasn't too bad, right, No, I think
it was okay.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
But we'll see today because again Mondays and Fridays are
usually a little lighter on traffic, you know.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
I love that pend was just like, yeah, yesterday wasn't
a real test.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yeah, they're saying today is really sort of a stress
test with the amount of people that will be trying
to just avoid the area and the detours and everything
like that. By the way, they're live streaming this all right,
so you can watch bridge construction and demolition.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Right by the way. We don't know when they're blowing
up the bridge, right, we don't know, And that's happened.
That's not saying it.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
They have to take the layers off the top first
and then they blow the structure part of it out.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
And there was a there was a worker at.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
The Marshall Street Bridge site that Uh appeared to have
proposed on the pen Dot cam.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Right, m Kaylee, will you marry me?

Speaker 2 (15:11):
The guy had a sign you romantic s b oh
Man say it was summer construction on the parkway for real.
That's real love, right guy? You know nobody knows if
she said yes, but nobody knows if she's real. Nobody
knows just I mean, if she's not, like, that's kind
of funny. If there is no didn't.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Pen do come out just like there's not. One of
our guys on one of our.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Guys made his statement say, by the way, pen Dot
lighting up, okay, like you shut you shut damn Parkway down?
No harm?

Speaker 1 (15:43):
You know that guy's not doing no harm. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
W t A reached out to PENDOT officials about it
and they said it's not a pend on point and
it's been addressed with the contractor pend Like, okay, I
would better not be fired or something.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
No, that guy's agains your hero if he gets okay.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
It is right around seven o'clock here on the Kiss
Morning Free Show with Mikey and Bob, it is time
for us to take you back to a moment in
the show that made us laugh, made us smile. It
is time for today in Freak Show history. Here we go,
Oh today.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
History to.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Everybody's got a first time, first time that you call
to be part of our show or leave us a
talkback message. Right this wonderful woman, this is her first
time ever leaving a message for our show, and it
sort of stuck with us.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
This is Odre.

Speaker 9 (16:42):
I am a first time calling and I'm calling from Washington, TA.
And I needed to ask Mikey okay, because he does
have a history if he knew that diarrhea is hereditary.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Diarrhea is hereditary. Okay, I didn't know that.

Speaker 9 (16:57):
And it's hereditary because it runs in your genes. You
probably already know all about that. Mikey all right, sold
the tubs.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
She got you with the Diary of Dad joke.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
She did first time calling in Yeah, runs and run
runs specifically in my jeans. First talk back, she hits
you with trusted at far in a couple of weeks ago,
had an accident.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Not proud of it, but kind of am no if
we need that.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
The first message is my first message Washington, Pa. Hey,
here's a good jump like he's got diarts. Hey, we
appreciate you listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast. But
it's not just listening to the show. It's seeing clips
of the show, seeing pictures of us in our daily lives,

(17:45):
be our friends, seeing pictures of my cats.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
We're on Instagram. Of course, you can follow us if
you don't already at FS Mikey for Me, at.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
FS Big Bob for Me, Fast stands for Freak Show. Yeah,
we made a long time ago. You know what, are
you gonna.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Follow us on Instagram at FS Mikey at FS Big
Bob If you love.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Big Show.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Tonight staye A Outdoors. Joe is playing a sold out show.
I mean a lot of people there. Make sure you're hydrated,
wearing light colors because it is gonna be swampy out
there for the Joe Show. At Stage A Outdoors. It's
Mikey and Bob here on ninety six to one, Kiss

(18:34):
and Bob. It is time to say something nice. There
is enough bad going on in the world. There's enough
depressing news and wars and gas prices, all the bad stuff, right,
so we just like to take a time in our
show to have people call with the positive message.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Maybe say something nice to someone who is you know,
major days.

Speaker 10 (18:56):
Time to say something nice, Say something nice, Say something nice.

Speaker 11 (19:04):
Boy Astley here and I'm just want to say something
nice to our friends that work at the Eaton Park
over on uh nineteen and Cranberry slush Wextburg.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Okay, this is Cranberry Waxford night.

Speaker 11 (19:19):
This smiley cookie is the best thing I think I've
had since fresh bread, like a A plus because normally
they're rock.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Whoa okay, whoa say something nice? Say something nice.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
By the way, I know we have Picklesburg coming up
this weekend, which has just becomes its own huge thing.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Right m Did even Park make pickles pickle cookies?

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Yeah that was real.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
I didn't get fool by the like pickle frosted Yeah yeah,
pickle flavor frost.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
You think those taste not for me? See the thing
with pickle stuff like I pickles pickle pizza number one
for me?

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Right yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah? On a cookie though he doesn't money for somebody else.
Doesn't need to be good, man, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
It doesn't need to be good because it's just like
a fun thing for pickles breaking.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Here's a one. Yeah, I tried it. I tried it. Yeah,
I would try it.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
I'm not turning away, okay, yeah, I'm turning down the
cookie eating park. If Smiley Cookie shows up right now
with eating Park cookies, me and you will house a
dozen pickle.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Eating Park cookies. Let's get to another. Say something nice.
Say something nice, Bob.

Speaker 12 (20:41):
I don't really remember when y'all talked about this on
the radio, but a couple of weeks back, maybe a
couple of months back, we're talking about like letting a
cargo in front of you and give them a little handwave,
and then you do the whole backwards like hey, thank you.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Yeah, it's a nice thing. You let somebody go ge
him awave all that stuff.

Speaker 12 (20:56):
Okay, Well, in one of those real hot days last week,
I was doing that and a car let me go
in front of them, except they didn't just like give
me the little handwave. He literally stuck his hand out
the sunroof and waved me on. Then once I get
in front of him, turn around do the little thank
you wave. He sticks his hand out the sunroof again

(21:17):
and gives me the thumbs up. I never wanted a
sunroof that bad, So say something nice to that guy.
Because that just made my whole.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Say something nice, Say something nice. I got a sunroof,
thumbs up out the sunroof. I don't use my sunroof
that much, neither do I.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
I feel like I did too much highway driving for
the sunroof. And then you gotta put it down when
the highways. By the way, people with corvettes on like
the highway calm down, Okay, corvettes, do just put the Okay,
we see you out there. We know you're going through something.
Fifty five year old guy, but let me just when

(22:00):
you're flying down the damn parkway when with your two
thousand and four Corvette thinking.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
You're gonna get some strange, you just look weird.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Man. You just like put put your roof back off
about the drop top one out the saying like put
it up when you're on the highway, dear your silver
hairs all flowing bag.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
I just go the force two years ago and settle down.
Very specific man, I'm talking about there. What if you
give your thumbs up?

Speaker 7 (22:33):
Is he okay?

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Then whiz Khalifa tickets around eight point thirty.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Uh, we have your chance at one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Try to pay your bills around nine to ten, and
do you think we were gonna not talk about the
grampa that got yeated into the stratosphere by that bison?
Do you think we're not gonna get bison mating noises
for that?

Speaker 1 (22:52):
We will get to that coming up next around seven
to twenty five. It's Mikey about.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Kiss hot Today in the mid nineties, it is Mikey
and Bob here on ninety six to one. Kiss by
the way, Bob, let's uh, can you describe the weather?
You're ready for a hot Bob check in?

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Here?

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Man?

Speaker 1 (23:11):
You know we used to do the hot mom check
in got here? Now this is different. This is hot
Bob check in. Ooh hot Bob check in?

Speaker 2 (23:19):
How hot it's gonna be out there today, Bob, It's
gonna feel like you gotta butt crack full of chili,
serious crack of chili. Hot pop check in? Ooh ah
hot Bob check in? All right, careful out there, pose
yourself down. By the way, I know I'm I'm basically
mentioning every time we talk like we're back from summer vacation.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
We're back from summer vacation.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
When I got home yesterday and went to the bathroom
and got my beday now job the first but day
blast coming back from a vacation where you don't have
a but day is magical.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Encourage everybody to treat your body right and get a
b day.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
All right, let's get to this talk back message brought
to us by the Pavement Group.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Mike, Kim Bob.

Speaker 13 (24:04):
I hope you both had a great summer vacation.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Did you have a great summer vacation by me? Yeah?
I did too, Thank you very much.

Speaker 13 (24:11):
And I'm just asking you if you guys. You guys
had to see the grandpa running away from the bison
video right like, Oh my god, dude, he's I feel
so bad. Not only does that man have a broken femur,
which is the hardest bone in the body to break, sure,
but also he's being memed into the stars right now.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
You haven't seen the video yet, just go find it
on the internet. I've seen about everything on the internet.
I have never seen a grandpa get launched into the
sun by a horny bison before.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
I did not know.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Is it bison mating season right now?

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Is that it is? It is?

Speaker 1 (24:48):
They're in rut. It's bison mating season. They're horny.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Okay, so you haven't seen the video is like U
By the way, there's his grandpa, I guess a grandchild.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Right, they're fine, gonna be in hospital for a little bit.
They think they're at a safe distance, which it looks
like they are. I think they're like sixty yards or
something like that. But the bison can haul it, like
three hops for the bison. Then he runs around the
tree line. Man, just that he tore around the tree
line like TJ. Watt coming Prime Prime, TJ Watt though

(25:18):
not TJ Prime, TJ Watt scary right, Okay, Now I
don't know when his season is, but it's bison mating season.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
And then just why did it have to be a grandpa?
You know why you out of your car. He's wearing overalls,
he's got a beard, kind of looks like Santa Claus.
Get especially everybody's seeing a picture of a bison. Who
you gonna show that to? Just stay in your car?
I get.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
When you want to go to those like you know,
plays Yellowstone. You're in the National Park. You want to
take picture a while? You can do it from your car, right,
get a better camera and get a zoom lens so
you don't get yeaded into the air by a horny bison. Horny, Okay,
it's a bison mating season though. All right, well, I
mean hit the button. Hit the button, everybody. Let me

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tell you, this entire segment was just so we could
get to this.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Who's ready for an educational adventure nature.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Some wild animals decided to make sweet love share their
beautiful song with the world. It's time for animal mating
noises with Mikey and Bob. Bob found it on the internet.
This is what bison mating sounds like.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
That There's no way this is real, dude, There's no
way this is real.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
This is.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
We have heard the animal mating noises and basically the
entire animal kingdom at this point. That's a bison.

Speaker 5 (26:56):
Man.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
I do not know if I have ever heard. Grandpa.
If you hear this and you are a grandpa, that's
not that fast anymore.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Run sure that ain't the noise of that bad diarrhea
that's going around because we don't have a functional CDC
or anything anymore, and a healthy you know, explosive diarrhea
or horny bison. Jesus, Grandpa, get out of there.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Yeah. Oh he's a lie. Yeah, he made it hopefully
all his bones. Heel.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
There were four different incidents that we need to cover
from the Pittsburgh Police scanner account.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
We'll get to that coming up next on the show.
And your chance to go see Whiz.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Khalifa when he plays Citizens Live at the Wili, the
brand new place across from the arena, will get some
Whizz tickets.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Around eight thirty, it's Miking Bob.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Yeah, let's get to this quick talkback message here, brought
to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
It's Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Morning, Mike and Bob. He just wondering how your vacations were.
I hope they were wonderful.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
We love that you're back.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Hopefully are you back, Please say you're back. We miss you.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Yeah, we're here. We're back doing my shows. Now.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
We have a little summer vacation, both of us. Yeah,
we take vacation at the same time and then play
like best of stuff or on vacation.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
So how is your vacation? Bout it? Its good right,
I peed all over that ocean, man all up in it.
I did see that you posted a picture on our
Mikey and Bob Facebook page.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Of just you with your sunglasses on and your face
has just been sun kissed, letting it fly, big mustache.
You just posted something like I'm just I'm peeing in
the ocean. You see me out there all alone? You
know I'm peeing.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
You see me wander away from the group, wander away
from my family? Yeah, you see big ey mustache. Yeah,
alone in the ocean.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
That's the sign when you start.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Swimming away from your family, your significant No, he's going.
That's when you know, all right, somebody's going bathroom in
the ocean. Which, by the way, it's not like you're
in a small pool, no, the whole shit. It's like,
can't even swim away. It's okay, you just go unless

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it's a floater in the ocean.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
You know, if you're gonna do that, you gotta swim
out to a reef or something. Couldn't do that. I've
done it before, have you really? Yeah? Dominican Wow?

Speaker 5 (29:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yeah, Dominican bathroom? How do you?

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Dominican bathroom on the beach was worse than just pulling
my bathing suit down and going to the ocean.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
What are we supposed to be talking about it?

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Yeah? Pittsburgh Police scanner.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Again, a couple of great people will just listen to
the Pittsburgh Police scanner.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Uh, and then they just post on social media.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
They do a great job and they let everybody, everybody
know everything that is happening in and around our city.
This was Greenfield. Green Field Road caller says that a
naked dude is dancing at the overlook. Hell, yeah, day,

(30:12):
just some summer fun right there. That sounds like a
good time. You can't do it, though, I know that
sometimes it gets real hot out there. I know you
want to rip your clothes off. I know you want
to get naked, dance around and cool down and everything.
He really bothering anybody out there though. Can't be naked
in public though, can't do it, and what's their chance?

(30:33):
That was coach McCarthy in Greenfield the first time at.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
The overlam all right now or now? Or maybe the
moment caught him happy for the season to get started.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Maybe the moment called happy to be back home overlooking
his city.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Also happening in and around our city.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Knoxville caller says that there is a large trash pan
and uh, just hanging out in the trash can and
the collar is startled. Right, it's a raccoon, a trash panda.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Right, that's just a fake County garbage disposal man. You
put it in the trash can. It lives there and
it eats happy, and then there's more room in your trash,
more rooms. It's a trash compact.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Ain't nothing wrong it just hey, unless it starts hissing
and make wild noises.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Just let it alone, feeding the milk, be happy. There
ain't no hissing also happening in around our stay. This
is in bluff.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Forbes avenue caller says a woman's flashing people.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
In cars when they're stopped at the light, then asking
for money.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Can't I know there's different techniques now for people that
really need money.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
And some signs are sad.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
You know. Sometimes you see somebody with just a dog
and the dog's got a sad bowl water, and he
was like, I.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Give this person a couple bucks.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
But then there's the lady on Forbes af who's like,
if I really want money, I need to provide a service. Here,
let me show you what I'm working with. And she
just started flashing cars and then say, there you go fight,
that'll be fun. Did you have a sign was she
telling anybody was coming? I think the sign went boobs

(32:24):
for a buck or something. Oh that would be Let
me let me tell you what old Mike and Bob
would do. I'd send you on the Parkway right now
where that closure.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Is, and you'd have a boobs boobs for a buck
sign and we'd be wrech hate your bills. On ninety
six one kiss our Oklahoma insur wants to check in here,
Mikey and Big Bob. You guys are probably still on vacation.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Bob's still peeing in the ocean, but that's okay.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
No, we're not a vacation anymore.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
And yes, Bob did confirm that he paid multiple times
in the ocean.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Had a boy Bob, Thank you out you.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
I just wanted to call and say birthday, Twins had birthday,
Bob have birthday me.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
We have gone seven months. I know we are on
month seven of Baba Palooza likes.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
So listeners, you guys have been keeping this up to
it's amazing. Okay again, I want to reiterate for everybody
who may not listen to our show every single day
for the entire show, Bob's birthday is new Year's Day.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
It started as a day and it turned into bob
a palooza, and then a birthday month every day, and
now we're going to celebrate every day. Now it's the summer, Bob,
and we're celebrating every day every day on the show.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Thank You, Birthday, Happy Birthday, Birthday, twins.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Every day on the show. I cannot believe that jay
Z show on Sunday night. You know, he did three
sold out shows at Yankee Stadium. Did you see the
video that people like trying to rush into Yankee Stadium
where they shut the gates down. Yeah, it was like
twenty people are still got through, but that's such a
security breach, Like they didn't go through regular security. So

(34:04):
they basically like shut the show down and started it
late and it didn't get over till like three in
the morning on Sunday. But dude, it was almost cooler
that it started after midnight. How like that people that
he shut it down.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
He's like, let's make this right. How many people could
do something We're going till three in the morning.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Like, I know jay Z's like his mid fifties and
stuff now, but how many people can like just shut
it down like that?

Speaker 1 (34:32):
And say like, all right, we'll just do this later.
You mean to tell me.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
He's got Beyonce, Rihana hanging back well, like he's got
all these giant names backstage waiting to come out stage
on perform them. And he's just like, ah, hey, we
got a security think, can everybody hang out here till like,
you know, two.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Three in the morning. I'm gonna start this after midnight.
Is crazy.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
I had Big Fomo watching all the the jay Z
videos from his three sold out shows at uh at
Yankee Stadium.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
It's Mikey about the Kiss Morning Freak show Man. That
Molana movie. You know what? You know what was great?
You know what it is with Molana. They did a
live action.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Moana movie that's been in theaters now, but it just
completely bombed, Like Disney's gonna lose over one hundred million.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Dollars on it. I think people are over the rock man.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
I mean, they put the last Molana animated one that
made over a billion and that was wasn't that supposed
to be straight to Disney Plus And then they're just like, yeah,
they put in theaters.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
And it made a billion dollars. That was animated Molana too,
So then they were like, well, animated Molana one and
two billion dollar franchise, let's live action it, because everybody
knows Maui, this big guy that's Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Haven't they fumbled a couple of these two the live.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Action snow White yea, yeah, snow White was a wet
fart for Disney too, the live action snow White. So
they've had a couple of these now where they're probably
gonna have to start rethinking, like all right, maybe everybody.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Doesn't want live action everything. Maybe animated it's fine, Maybe.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
We're okay just doing animated. I just think people are
over the Rock. I don't think there's a big saturated
I think yeah, And I think just like things he's
done and said over the you know, like when everybody
asks him about politics, he's.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Like, I don't want to get involved, and everybody and it's.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Like, okay, well if you're saying that, we know what
your politics are. And then you know he's involved with
like the the TKO board and like right.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
And something happened where I just think we all said,
all right, we're done with the Rock.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Probably then right we're started moving on to other people
now and everything like that.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
By the way, is the Rock really that big action hero.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Like star like I think he's got more movies that
have just been farts that have been successful, you know.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
And Rock's biggest.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Movies Fast and Furious franchise, And you could put me
and bobbin Fast and Furious franchise and we could make
a billion dollars.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Probably wasn't. Nope, neither would I.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
That's a good point too, all right, we'd be driving
the big cars, you know, we'd have to be driving
the tank or something like that, you know. But uh yeah,
Milana just completely bombed for Disney at the box office.
It's also still going up against Toy Story five and
Mings and Monsters too, So there's a lot of good
family stuff to see at the movies. By the way,
speaking of movies and reboots and live actions and remakes

(37:27):
and everything for the eighties babies out there, Nightmare on
Elm Street is getting rebooted by Paramount. You know what
that might make it that that's got a chance, that's
got a chance because they can do like a stranger
things vibe.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
I'm not a good judge horror movies, neither of my kid,
but I hated all horror movies. I feel like the
spooky stuff.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
I feel like if they give it like an eighties
stranger things vibe, if they could sort it, you know,
get gets a new generation involved. But then you tickle
the eighties a little bit. I think you might have
a chance to be uh, to be successful. And also
the biggest bio pick of all time, uh, the Michael

(38:14):
Jackson movie. Right, the bio pick Michael has officially made
over a billion dollars. It's a good thing, though no
one saw that comments the good thing.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Dwayne the Rock Johnson wasn't playing Michael Jackson because that now,
that would have been a movie. I would go see
you with the rocks walking, all right. Coming up next
on the show, there's a naked guy in Walmart.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
We will get to Today's naked story and then your
chance at whiskalif at tickets Around eight thirty, it's Mikey Bump.
Joe is playing a big sold out show tonight, stage
A outdoors.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
That show's been sold out for a while, and I
know a lot of stranger things.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Fans are just excited about going to see Joe tonight,
stage A outdoors, completely sold out. Make sure you hydrate
because it is going to be warm out there for
the big show. Uh tonight at Stage A. It is
Mikey and Bob here on ninety six to one Kiss.
You can get our podcast brought to us by the
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you can send us a talkback messages. Hit that little
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To us by the Pavement Group. What happens if you
eat spicy food?

Speaker 2 (39:28):
What happens if you eat spicy food? All right, this
is best friend Nicole here sending us a message. What
happens when you eat spicy food?

Speaker 1 (39:34):
What happens if you eat spicy food?

Speaker 14 (39:37):
My mama all they eat fancy food, and then what happens?
And my mama gets all a take fancy.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Book, spicy poops eat spicy food.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
You eat spicy poops.

Speaker 14 (39:54):
I don't have fauyo.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Life. Lesson, She's gonna hang on to forever.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Spicy food equal spicy people play the last like three seconds.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Yeah, I knew you'd like that. I don't have spicy poop.
All right, Well, don't eat any lettuce or vegetables or
you might end up with explosive ria. This spicy is
gonna get us all right. Yeah, I think it is.
I think it is. Nobody really knows what it is. Yeah,

(40:33):
I think it is the latest update.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
They think they linked it to some type of lettuce maybe,
but nobody can confirm what kind of lettuce or where.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Yeah, it's gonna get us.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
All By the way, I have always said diarrhea is
a great excuse to get out of a day of work.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
By the way, I mean you can probably call off
work for a week with explosive diary. I'm telling you
right now. Your boss gonna make you prove it.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
You tell them you got this diarrhea that's going around
because our government is out of control.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Right it is July.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
I mean it's a perfect time to take explosive diarrhea
week whole week.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Just I mean, enjoy your listen this you deserve it.
This is like COVID. Remember when COVID was at it.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
I got COVID. Nobody wanted to see you two weeks. Yeah,
you couldn't be around a boy.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Now you just tell your book. I got it. What
do you got, I don't know. The lettuce diarrhea. I
got it. It's explosive.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
I'll see in August, using the word explosive diarrhea. Explosive
gotta be a scary diarrhea. That's enough to stay home anytime.
There's always people getting naked, getting arrested, making the news
and making our show. Bob, are you ready, Yeah, it's
time for a naked story.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Solid again.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
It's time for another naked story on the ninety six
one kiss More freaks Out with Mikey and Big Bat.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
A naked guy down a Walmart in Tennessee.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
H twenty six year old man was arrested after police
found him naked, all clothes off in Walmart. Before the
cops got there, Walmart employees safely evacuated the sales floor
and sheltered in a secure area.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Is there a coat? Is that? I mean? I don't
know anything happens at Walmart once you know, how do
you clear out? And walmarts are huge, there's no small Walmarts.
They're all big. How do you clear out an entire Walmart?

Speaker 2 (42:32):
You're right, you got to get on the speaker, and
said a naked guy on the loots everybody, and then
where do you shelter in place at?

Speaker 1 (42:39):
It's got to be one of them weird stores up front, right, like, yeah,
maybe they lock everybody in the bathroom or something.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
I feel like it's the Eyeglass Place, right, Everybody got to.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
The eye Glass Place. Nobody's been in there since nineteen
ninety seven. Get in there. Pull the gate. You know
there's that gate. Yeah, naked, I can't get your safe
in here.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Uh. When officers tried to arrest the naked guy in
the Tennessee Walmart, what section.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Was he in?

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Well, I'll get to that. But he ran to the
clothing department. Oh good move, dude.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
That they won't know there's no cameras inside Walmart or
anything like. That's real quick. That's what I'm thinking about
the Mondays casually strolling it underwear. Hello, officers, can I
help you? Yeah, we're looking for a naked guy. It's
obviously not you wearing white Haynes breeze backwards with the
tag on it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
So when they found him though, you know, he tried
to go to the closed section. He got the store evacuated,
he didn't get that and everything, and they found him
naked lying on a palette of dog food. Oh that
was that was his final destination. That's where he said,
this is it or I've done my Walmart naked rampage.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Kibbles and Bits are out.

Speaker 5 (44:05):
I had written down right there, kibbles and bits, because
I was going for the same joke. Your chance at
whiskalifansigget's coming up next to around eight thirty and a
chance for you to h with one thousand dollars to
try to put your bills.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Around nine ten, it's Mikey and Bob Nix.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Kiss Hey, thank you for listening to our Mikey and
Bob podcast.

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Now, whatever you're listening on, we appreciate it. Thank you. Yep.

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Yeah, hit that little talkback microphone and you can send
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Speaker 8 (44:59):
It.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
He's Mikey Bob here on ninety six to one. Kiss Bob.
It is time again to say something nice again. We
like to do this on the show because there's a
lot of bad going on in the world. Every time
you turn on the news get depressed and just a
lot of stuff going on. Maybe you're just stuck in
traffic and need to hear something good. Yeah, maybe you're
taking a weird detour that you've never taken before in

(45:21):
your commute's taken a half an hour longer because of
Parkway construct World.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
They're still good going on out there.

Speaker 10 (45:28):
It's time to say something nice, Say something nice, Say
something nice.

Speaker 15 (45:36):
I just wanted to give a shout out to my
cousin who just got engaged. Oh congratulation, and I couldn't
be more excited for him. He is a high ranking
member of the military.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Whoa, oh, whoa, whoa whoa Okay, and whoa.

Speaker 15 (45:55):
An Avid Avid Avid listener.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
I've here, guys, chow.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
But there's a high ranking member of the military, Avid
Avid Avid listener of our show.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Not going to drop a name, shout him out.

Speaker 15 (46:10):
He loves you, guys, and I can't even get away
with leaving a message without leaving my name. And he
would immediately text me the moment it aired and say, hey,
I heard you on the radio.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
AB.

Speaker 15 (46:25):
I love you and I can't wait for what next.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Brother Antonio Brown, Man ab Man Antonio Brown. Everybody thought
he went crazy and flipped out and everything. Now he's
rank military.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Yeah, yeah, hey, Abe, whoever you are, congrats? Is it birthday?

Speaker 5 (46:44):
He hell?

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Marriage? Hey you got engaged? Happy birthday?

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Yeah, my birthday too, New York Day's your birthday? That's
good to know. Something nice. Say something nice? Morning, boys
like to give. Say something nice to the South up
boys doing some called creek today.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Oh yeah, okay, South Faye boys doing concrete.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Say something nice, say something nice. Big Joey Bean, Oh,
big Joey be love That sounds like boon the float goat.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Whoa, whoa hollo yo spoon, whoa the float big Joey
be in the floatcoat spoon the float goat.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Big Joey b spoon the float goat hawk ross. Oh,
every every concrete cruise got a hoss ross on it. Right,
doing some called creek today.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Oh yeah, kids, you don't finish school, you can always
finish concreek.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Come on hill. Okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
That that was definitely hawks. Hell yeah, you know the hosses.
That sounds like ass ross right there.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Say something nice, Say something nice. It's a good point though,
kids like, yeah, do good in school and everything like that.
But if that's not gonna be your pat Hell, you
hain't nothing wrong. We're just doing construction. That money, get
that money, get those benefits. And okay, with that being
holler than the all the warnings.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Just uh Whiz Khalifa's official tour DJ. One of our
best friends in the entire world, DJ Bonnys. He came
and visited me for like a full day when I
saw that vacation, uh summer vacation with my family. Yeah,
he's basically family uh to us. You know, he's like, uh,

(48:52):
he's like my fun Filipino brother, right he is, he
really is. We had a good time, man had a
good time. Just uh walk boys. Yeah, we were on
the boardwalk in Ocean City, New Jersey. Different laws in
New Jersey too. Huh.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
All right, let's give away some Whiz Khalif and tickets here. Hi.
Who's this Rachel?

Speaker 5 (49:15):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Rachel? How are you this morning? Everything good? I'm wonderful,
happy birthday.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Let me tell you Rachel New Year's Days. Is birthday
that wonderful lady that Rachel is. Go ahead and tell
her she's a great Rachel. Your car number nine. You
are going to see whiz Khalifa.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
What a good Tuesday morning. That's right. Happy birthday me,
Happy birthday, Twins. Oh it's not. It's not your birthday today,
is it, Rachel? No, it's not, it is It is not. Okay,
it's not Bob's birthday either. This is gonna stop it.
It's just not today.

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We'll get all your details. Okay, thank you.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Another chance you to win whis Kalif and tickets tomorrow
morning and all this week. Around eight point thirty. It
is the Baseball All Star Game tonight on on Fox.
We got two representatives for the Pirates. By the way,
Pirates ain't bad. Pirates are three games over five hundred
into the All Star Break. They just swept the first

(50:29):
place Brewers going into the break like vibes are okay
for the Pirates ain't bad.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
You see all the stats of their offense, like I
know he had, Like Pirates should be a lot better,
Like the Pirates should be flying right now.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
I know it's made a big deal, like we have
nobody in the lineup that made the All Star team,
but we're like one of the better offenses in.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Uh in base run scored. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
So the All Star Games on tonight, and you know,
Paul Skens has started the last couple of All Star
Games for the National League.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
He's not going to be pitching at all tonight.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
So if you're one of those people who watches the
All Star Game just to see like the half inning
that one of the Pirates will play or something like that, no,
they ain't gonna be your night. We got two pitchers
in the All Star Game and neither of them are
pitching because they just pitched before the All Star break
in Key games against the Brewers.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Right.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
So, yeah, here was Paul Skean's just, you know, talking
about going to the All Star Game being there with.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Braxton Ashcraft, but nobody's pitching.

Speaker 8 (51:26):
Yeah, it's a little weird, you know, kind of feel
bad for the Pirates fans, but I I would hope
that they where they can get over it a little big.
You know, both just won the game that we started,
and you know we're lined up to pitch shortly after
the All Star breaking. So all Star game's cool, but
you know we're gonna do some cool stuff in the
regular season this year.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
At A good one was Paul Skins cursed by his
own wiener because he's had some bad outings. Like it
wasn't bad last game. They pulled back last game, but
he had a run there where he was having some
bad out in big Skiny Weenie. Might have been curse
to the win. Might have been you know, you get
your own wiener, especially a lot of pressure.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Yeah, it is everything. How big was it again? Ten inches?

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Yeah? Inches well made. If you're buying two, got a
couple of ten inches. World Cups on today too, Yeah
I am. I am sewing the zone in the World Cup. Dude,
I'm so locked in. Who's the pick the inter Domas

(52:34):
to win the World Cup?

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (52:36):
I already told you at the beginning of the night
they have no clue. The beginning of the World Cup,
I told you France and and Bappe they're still in it.
And then I said, but you know what, it might
be nice to see England finally pulling off. Guess what,
They're still in it too. So my two teams are
still I mean, it's not like crazy, it's like picking
two of the better teams. But basically the four best countries.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Are in the contry.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Has the most rabid thing that's left. Oh, Argentina and Messies.
I mean, France got a lot too, but it's got
a lot to dude. England though, they sing Wonderwall after
they win.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
And you know, you see that the whole sweet going
to be the one that same man. That's awesome, that's pretty.
You don't want that fun I like that.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
I like that. So yeah, we do have a couple
of World Cup matches still to go. Today it is
Spain against France at three pm, and then tomorrow it's
Messi and Argentina against Ariy Kine and England. Then there
will be a third place match on Saturday, and then
me and Bob are actually gonna be out there hosting

(53:43):
and just being a part and walking around Akroscher Stadium
for the World Cup Final viewing party. Uh that should
be Sunday. Come join us at Akrosher and watch the
World Cup Final. If you missed any of the live
show today, get caught up with our Mike and Bob podcast,
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Speaker 1 (54:04):
It is Mikey and Bob here on ninety six to one.
Kiss Up.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Next, we got a chance for you to win one
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Get Go gift card coming up around nine thirty here
on the show, Let's get to this talkback message brought
to us by One Team Media. Hey, Mikey and Bob

(54:28):
just realized today's July fourteenth, which means it's the anniversary
of the first time Mike you didn't make it.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Have the anniversary. Happy birthday, Bob. It's not Bob's birthday.
You know Bob's birthdays, New Year's Day today the anniversary
it is.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Our buddy Corey sent me a message on Instagram because
he actually has an alert that goes off on his
phone every year on.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
I think it's I think it's today, Today's the you've
got a tracker on it, Today's the anniversary.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
This has happened two times since we've been doing the show. Uh,
this was the first time. Now one you made it,
you made it to the parking lot.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
A couple of.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Years ago or last year, I trusted a fart during
the show.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Yeah, yeah, that was bad choice.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
But years ago, on my way into the station. Uh,
it happened for the first time. And this was this
is what happened. This is why we celebrate every year
July fourteenth. Mikey didn't make it a big ba. For
as long as we've been doing the show here, we've
never been late to an actual show in all the

(55:36):
years that we've been doing the show. It almost happened
to me today. So I'm driving this morning and then
my stomach starts going. It starts getting that rumbling feeling
where you're just like, oh boy, well I better get
myself to work here and get to a bathroom. And
it just kept getting worse and worse, and I just
was having stomach pains driving and then I'm just like, I, uh,

(55:57):
I'm pretty far from the station still, but at too
far to turn around and go back home.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
I didn't make it. I did not make it this morning.
I didn't make it. I'm a grown man, and I
did not make it. Oh No.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
I got out of my car to walk into the station,
and once I stood up and started walking to the door, No,
then I just kind of stopped.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Real quick and went, I gotta. I didn't make it.
I wish I would.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
I wish you would have been with me this morning,
because at one point I'm just standing there in the parking.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Lot, just going I didn't make it. I didn't make it.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
I'm here now, but earlier this morning, I didn't make it.
I made it to the parking lot.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
I stood up. I was about to waddle in.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
I was actually waddling in, which you know, I'm a
six foot eight tall man, A tall man.

Speaker 15 (56:52):
Me.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Oh god, just getting that wattle. I was squeezing my
cheeks so violently. I didn't make it. Oh gosh. People
are tweeting like crazy.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
We're wandering through our parking lot like one of those
giant Emperor penguins, just waddling back and.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
For Sherry, I'm on the parkway crying real tears. Everybody's
using the hashtag I didn't make.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
It now on Twitter. Come on, you're just joining the program.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Hi. I'm Mikey and I'm a grown man, and I
had an accident that usually is reserved for tiny babies
and small children that aren't potty trained.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
I didn't make it.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Since we've been on Summer break, we haven't mentioned that
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey got married at Madison Square Garden.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Whatever it was. Congratulates real love. Love is real, love
is reel.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
I did see our buddy Pat McAfee was talking about
on an his show yesterday because he's been on Summer
break too, and he was just giving little details about
how great Adam Sandler's you know, speech was and everything.
And I think you said, you know, the marriage, Oh,
it's great. I think Pats said when they said for
richer for poorer, he said.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Like, uh, neither.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
You really need to worry about that second part. And
he's right, they have generational wealth.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
But yeah, good job. It's all official and we know
that now. And did you see they were at Juju's wedding.
I did. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
J Smith Schuster, who of course used to play for
the Steelers, right, we all remember Juju he went to
the Chiefs. Still on the Chiefs. He's been to a
couple different teams. He got married, Taylor and Travis went
to the wedding hanging out, I mean drinking. I think
he's drinking some beers there. Yeah, I mean in that
in that tailor and Travis pipeline. If you're connected to
the Chiefs in any way, you can get Taylor at

(58:39):
your event though, because it's just it's it's wags, it's
the wife and girlfriends, now right, It's Mikey Bob here
on ninety six to one Kiss Up. Next your chance
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Speaker 1 (59:00):
Hey, what's up, guys. It's Josh and green Street.

Speaker 7 (59:02):
I just wanted to put my name on the list
for the first edition limited run license plate frames.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Oh yeah, we were talking about this while gone the show.
We want to make frames for license plates. That says
maybe something like, you know, listening to Mikey and Bob.
You know you never change your license plate frame. Really,
some people do, but a lot of people will just go.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
With that dealer ship frame and just forget about it.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
And I feel like the way we brought up is
people are always curious. So you see somebody laughing in
their car.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
Yeah, what are you listening? What's going on in there? Cool?
If people in Pittsburgh had licens.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
See that life and plate flame Flame the flame Man,
I might be listening to Mike Words talk this morning.
You got a lot of sundown in Florida last week.

Speaker 7 (59:48):
So in twenty years, Yeah, when life Sized Catfish IPA
with with Bob's face on it is on a desk
on the McAfee show with the two of you, I
could sell it and put my little girl through college.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Let me help you help me?

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
I think he's talking about the fact that you look
like the fat Head's logo and you might have your
own beer at some point. Okay, Yeah, still working on that. Yeah,
we need to get no update own fat Heads beer. Also,
we don't have an update on the license plate frame
because a lot of times we talk about things in
the show and we never follow up with anyone or anything.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
We just throw ideas out in the universe.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
They just fantasy that one would be cheap though it's
just a little pieces of plastic.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
You just got screwing around like.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
We we role play and cosplay having a marketing budget.
But in reality, can you imagine if we did the
oh Man, people will know they're listening to my guys
bike you Bob, all right, here's.

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Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
George here talkback messages through the free iHeartRadio app on
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Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
It was going on fellows, George here.

Speaker 6 (01:01:15):
Y'all keep saying that in the wintertime, remember everybody prayed
for days like today.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
I disagree.

Speaker 6 (01:01:22):
Saying that somebody in the wintertime praying for a summer
day is praying for a day like today is like
saying that somebody's asking for a.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Glass of water.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Why they get mad if you hit him with a
fire hose. Oh, y'all, take it easy, You take it easy. George.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Yeah, it was a long winter, George, pray for times
like this, George, I did remember we had like a
foot of snow out there, George, it was a long winter, man,
We did have a long winter, didn't we put.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Me in the heat dome.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
I'll have cracksweat for a couple of days. What did
you call it on Hot Bob check in today's chili crack?
I got canon chili down your chilli? Yeah, yeah, all right,
chili in your buck craft.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
The high today is gonna be in the mid nineties.
This isn't the summer.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
It's a little hot, Okay, it's a little hot, a
little swampy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
What do we do on the show today? Do you
have a podcast name over there?

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
I don't. I'm trying to recall what we actually did
on the show too. It's our first show back from
our summer vacation, getting back in the swing of things here.
What do you want to name the podcast today? Bob
Kibbles and Bits in a Florida air friar.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
All right, that makes sense. Hey, we got some World
Cup action on today. I'm so excited.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
I love this middle of the day three pm almost
over man billions last week. Billions of people at this
point are now watching the World Cup billions with with
a beat.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
Obby.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
It's so weird that there is something that's like, I
don't know, twenty or forty times bigger than the Super Bowl,
like the Super Bowl point nothing compared to the World Cup.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
Yeah, oh yeah once the NFL going all over these because.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
They want to be the World Cup. That's the NFL's
is just a step ahead of everybody else. Yeah, well,
so can you see something like the World Cup happening?
He's like, oh, now, all right, there's one sport that
everybody likes.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Uh it is Spain against France three pm today, that's
a big one.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
And then tomorrow be Argentina against England.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Massive, just two massive, The four best teams in the
world are the final four of the World Cup. And
then uh, on Sunday for the World Cup final, me
and Bob will be at Akroscher Stadium, just sort of
walking around, hanging out there doing a big viewing party.
I think Gates oping at is it two? Yeah, they

(01:03:53):
got a whole setup down there. Man, it's gonna be awesome. Yeah,
Gates oping at two for the final kickoff at three.
So Picklsburg's going on too, so mix that in honestly,
walking on Sunday going to pickles Burg get all your pickles, walk,
run overseas over acker share.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
We'll watch World Cup Final together.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
All have a good time, all right, anything else? We
got pickles and vinsing in Florida air fryer. Right, that's okay,
We're back.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
Everybody that's it for us?

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
Right?

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