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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, the ninety one Kiss Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
All right, it's been a start already to the morning
I broke my headphones. I mean I didn't break them
on purpose or anything like that, but the jack that
I plug into the controls so I can hear everything
at the station that snapped off.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Tragic.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
So then it's by the way, the headphones are the
most important piece of equipment for our for our job
that we have to like bring in. We don't have
our own headphones right here right, Yeah, but now me
and Bob don't have expensive headphones because we break them
all the time just to wear and tear of us
taking them off our head, putting them on our head

(00:39):
and everything. So we never buy like fancy headphones or anything.
So I don't want to spend three hundred dollars on
pair of headphones. Yeah, then it breaks in two weeks.
Even the fancy ones don't last. Yeah, We've done that
whole thing before. We've been doing this for a long time.
We honestly buy like twenty dollars Sony ones off Amazon.
Oh man, that's what I had, and it broke. I
broke the broke the nipple off morning. So Bob just

(01:03):
went and stole a pair of headphones for me. I'm
borrowing this pair. I don't know who they belonged to,
but you know that's what happens. Headphones break.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
We got bobby. You go around, you, you scrounge up,
you start looking in rooms and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Hey got here. Hopefully nobody needs. That's the only thing too.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Somebody could easily look in the studio and be like,
aren't those my headphones.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
I'll be like a dag.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yes, emergency, emergency, And I can't even say no, these
are mi because they're new, because these ones are beat
to hell too.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
These could break it.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
And he said, you don't ones look like they've been
chewed on by a dog or something. At least we
got ice coffee here. It's a nice one today to
take a sim take a simp.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Wait, what do you got that's in the eights?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Right? It's a good score for it's an eight eight eight.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Eight, Hello, wow, I got wild it's eight.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah. Settle down there, It's okay, settle down there. Hey,
we told everybody it was gonna happen. Didn't think it
would happen. This early local news is already doing reports
about people stealing traffic cones. We knew it was coming.
We told everybody this is coming. It only took a
couple of days.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Here.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
We will get to that around seven ten. It's Mikey
Boby Kiss Morning Free Show.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Come morning, Kiss.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
You.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
You see that moon out there this morning? We see
it out there? Want to bother?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
We sent people around it, dude, It's unbelievable. You look
up at that moon out there.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
It's right out there this morning.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
We launched four people around that thing and they came
back they said, amazing pictures.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
My god, man, it's unbelievable. Just even looking at the
moon now would be like, ah.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Man, they're lining themselves up to come back now, right,
Like that's yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
They splash down Friday night into the Pacific Ocean to
what it's supposed to be. So yeah, they're on their
way back.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
What is this?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Eighteen million watched the lawn, not even when they like
set the record of farthest tumans or anything. Eighteen million
watch just on like TV, like the major networks everything,
and like the the news channels, the cable news channels
and everything. Eighteen million watched the launch the number for
them going around the moon that that's the number. It's

(03:19):
gonna be a wild crazy number if they can somehow
compute that with like the TV like people watching it
on TV, but then the streaming online, like it's it's
gonna be nuts. What did you watch it on? I
watched it on Netflix?

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Netflix?

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, I watched it on Netflix, and uh, yeah, that
number is gonna be huge. But just eighteen million we're
watching the launch on on TV. But yeah, Friday they
splashed back down is a pretty like the only issue
they had, honestly, was the toilet that broke the toilet?

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Are you sure you weren't on the Artemis two mission, Bob,
I'm not here.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
You've been known to break a toilet or two they
have this time they got a Bob up there work
on that toilet. I've been known to deny breaking the toilet,
true too?

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Was it me? Okay? Sure?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Well we actually know this wasn't you because me and
you are not asked, are not sized. I can't even
imagine seeing the uh seeing the capsule up there, and you, dude,
if me and you stuffed in, if me and you
were in that screen where they show the four astronauts,
it would just be us like We're that big of people, right,
it would just be us. All right, let's get to
this talk back message brought to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Hey, Mikey and Bob Duck from me in DC. Mikey,
I have a new hobby for you, jeez. I just
got a new smart telescope called the C Star S
thirty pro. It shoots images in deep space just from
an app on your phone. Sit out in the front
yard and let it do its thing. Yeah, pretty awesome.

(04:47):
Shot the moon the sun right now. I'm currently shooting
US C thirty nine some way way out there.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
It's a uh, it's a great garage activity. Man, I
already got one. Are you really set up outside? Dude?
I totally forgot I have it, Jamie got it from
me for Christmas. What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (05:08):
I blew it? I blew it. I should have been
watching the whole time through my telescope. And so you
set it up and then you know, I don't have
it set up yet. I just got it for Christmas.
But I'm saying, like he said, you control it through
on your phone, your phone, so like auto fine for you,
so you don't.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Even got to be out there with like no starmap
or something like where where is this set?

Speaker 2 (05:29):
No, you're apptarsing for you. You can set that up
in the driveway you sit in the garage. This sounds
like somebody else wants to come over and be part
of my garage star club.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Over here, locking in on your phone, I'll look at
some planets with me, see the universe.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Hey, uh, aunt Kaka one of our favorite listeners to
the show.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
She said a lot.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Of messages overnight and she got into an adventure with
a traffic cone. We're gonna get to Aunt Kaka's story
coming up around eight twenty five on a Kiss Morning
Freak Show.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
It's Mikey and Bob, the Mikey and Bob Podcast.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Hey, it's cold out there this morning. It's like below
freezing this morning. But the sun's gonna come out soon
and then high's today will be in the low sixties.
I saw we're warming up going into the weekend too,
Like we're talking seventies and eighties.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Right back at it.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
It's mike Y and Bob the ninety six one Kiss
Morning Freak Show. Let's get to another one of your
talkback messages here. Somebody went to the Bucco game yesterday,
by the way, nice little win for the Pirates.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
They're nice little uh.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Nice little turn to ship around and get things going
on the right track.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
They beat the Padres seven to one.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Paul Skeens on the mom let's get to this message
brought to us by the Pavement group. You boys, So
we went to our first piracy and today we left.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
A little bit early.

Speaker 6 (06:51):
It's cold.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
But what did you get tonight, buddy?

Speaker 7 (06:55):
My lord?

Speaker 1 (06:58):
It was his third.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Pitch was a foul ball. Whoa well, somebody who works
for the pirates, but he got the ball and he
gave it.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
To you, right, wow? Yeah, wow?

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Hey, whoever was working for the Pirates that got the
third pitch foul ball off Paul Skeins and gave it
to the kid. Nice job. That's what baseball is all about. Yeah,
Paul Skin's at a no hitter for a while. Yeah,
I think, yeah, through six strikeouts and then, uh, you know,
Pirates get to win seven to one as long as
Paul Skans is pitching and get some bats going usually

(07:33):
ends up being a pretty good thing. So, uh, they
are going for this series win this afternoon.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
It is a twelve thirty five game.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Mitch Keller on the mountain for the Buckos as they
go for their third straight series win.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
All right, speaking of the Pirates, traffic.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Cones are it's the thing this year, right, hoisted, hoist
the cone, raised the jolly rubber, as.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
We've been saying on the show.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Eighty K did an entire report on the news last
night about traffic cones being stolen. We knew this was coming,
we knew. I did not think there's gonna be this
early on this quick. Yeah, we'll get to that around
seven ten. It's Mikey Baba Kiss Morning Free Shows, Quick.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
You Bob podcast. Hey, some good news from overnight.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
We didn't as a country obliterate an entire civilization.

Speaker 8 (08:25):
Goodness.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
H yeah, yeah, if you didn't hear the news from overnight,
there's a two week ceasefire now with.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
The war in Iran. The strait is.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Open now for a couple of weeks, and I'm not
sure if it's gonna uh fix everything and make everything better.
Just sounds like a little break for right right now,
But we'll pick the war back up in a couple
weeks then, right, Let's get on to happier things like
people singing songs to their small children.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Now, pet songs have been a thing on the show
for a while, the songs we sing to our pets,
But now we've moved on to baby songs and the
songs that we sing to maybe a child that we have,
maybe when they're a little baby. You know, let's get
to this talk back message. You can send yours through
the free iHeartRadio app when you're streaming ninety six to
one Kiss or the Mikey and Bob podcast brought to

(09:18):
us by One Team Media.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Hey, guys, so baby songs, Yep, that's a good one.

Speaker 8 (09:24):
He sang a lot of.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Songs to our baby and our toddler.

Speaker 9 (09:28):
But the one we sing whenever we come home from
work is.

Speaker 8 (09:33):
I'm happy to be ho. I'm happy to be ho.

Speaker 10 (09:36):
I'm happy to see my Maddy.

Speaker 8 (09:39):
And then we go through like.

Speaker 11 (09:41):
All the kids names, and even the dog too. We
have shout out for.

Speaker 8 (09:45):
Her as well.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
I like that happy to be home songs, shouting out
the dog and'd be happy to be home.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
I'm happy to be home. Do you get a greeting
when you come home from work?

Speaker 12 (09:55):
Bob?

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Is there any dogs? Yeah? Yeah, the dogs the start
sniffing you and did.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
As soon as the dogs hear the garage door or
a house door open, really, they start freaking out. I
get a greeting from my wife every time I come home.
I open the garage, I come upstairs. She's usually sitting
there on the couch. And we don't call each other
by our real names. Our pet name for each other
is Moosh ms H. So as soon as I come

(10:23):
home every day, no matter where my wife is, the
first time I see her, she goes Moosh's home. It's
quite a nice greeting I get every day. I look
forward to it.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
All right, we got Today in Free Show history.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Coming up next. It has to do with Pittsburgh police scanner.
And then also, we knew this was coming. I didn't
think it would be coming this soon though. There's already
a local news report about people stealing traffic cones for
you know, we're there raise the Jolly rubber you know buckos.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
We will get to.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
That around seven ten. It's this Morning Free Show, Mike,
You and Bob. That is Calini folded. It's Mikey, It's
Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
We'll get to today in Freak show history coming up
in just a minute here. Right now, though, let's get
to another talkback message brought to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
It's our buddy George wants to talk space stuff.

Speaker 6 (11:14):
Was going on, fellows. George here, still catching up on
Tuesday Mornings podcast. Man, Bob, you just asked do they
fart in the space shuttle?

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah? You did question the valid question. Yeah, I don't
know if it is farts in space.

Speaker 6 (11:26):
Well, I don't know about farting, but I do know that,
dude to physics, you cannot actually burp a normal burp
in zero gravity. Whoa, because there is no gravity to
separate the gash from the solid or the liquids.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
That sounds right, That sounds right. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
I haven't looked it up. I haven't looked up the science,
but trust Orange, Yeah, it sounds right.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
It sounds right.

Speaker 6 (11:48):
So the best you can do is a wet part.
So I'm guessing the best you can do is a
wet fart. All right, I'll take it easy.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
I'll take it easy.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
There you go. It might be your answer. They're wet
purp up there, it might be wet farting tub. It's
wet round back too. Oh my gosh, it's the brown
side of the moon. Oh all right, time to get
to to in freach your history.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Take you back to a moment the show that made
us laugh made a smile. It's police scanner time.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
I got two things here from the Pittsburgh Police scanner again. Uh.
They have a website pgh dash scanner dot com. It's
a couple of people who will listen to the Pittsburgh
Police Scanner, right, and then they'll just you know, post
on social media about what's happening in and around our
city Mount Washington.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Grand you have.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Caller said, a loud muscle car came by and chased
away all the wildlife.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Oh hell yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Caller thinks that the driver is intentionally doing this man
and would like for them to stop scaring the birds.
I mean, what they have a birds out there on
my Washington. Like, what's a cop gonna do, like find
the person who's driving the loud car. No, of course

(13:19):
they're disturbing the birds, but like what do you do
you get a ticket for that?

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Like noise ordinance.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
It's probably just gonna make the person even more mad,
and they're gonna drive by your house.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
My her bird watching. Oh god, it's the busting again.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Oh no, muscle cars do not mix with birds. Also
happening in and around our city, East Liberty at the
target there, callers said, dozens of kids are fighting each
other in the parking lot.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
With sticks.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Okay, stick fight, stick fight in the target parking lot
doesnt East Liberty does sound good. But there's a follow
up though, right because all I envision here is a
group of like twenty teenagers like school got out and everything.
They're hanging out target parking lot and they're just beating
each other with sticks. Right, yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
One officer said that he stopped the uh dozens of
kids already and they're harmlessly just playing.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Star Wars. Where was my invite room for one more? Listen?
You're a real tall guy, you know. Mike pulls up
in the park, jumps.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Out of his cart, me and a group of kids
playing Star Wars like favor. Oh come on, man, that's
what's happening in and around our city.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
That is right. Where is my husband?

Speaker 2 (14:49):
It is mikey Abob The ninety six to one Kiss
Morning Freak Show talkback messages brought to us by the
Pavement group Let's get to this one real quick.

Speaker 9 (14:55):
Hey boys, James from Moon, Hey, haven't left a message
in a while, so just wanted to get in there
and say, hey, great getting to see you guys at
Stuff of Us and Bob, great getting to introduce you
to a Jersey wife who still has not even get
go to this day.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Okay, but Mike, he I apologize.

Speaker 9 (15:12):
I haven't left a message since before the New Year,
so you know I have to do it. Happy birthday, Bob, obviously.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Okay, you know what, Hey, thanks James. He hasn't sent
a message this year, so I'm gonna actually.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Allow you'll allow that. I'm allowing James to ish you
happy birthday. You know your birthday was New Year's. He
hasn't He hasn't sent a message all year.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
First, obviously, the the Pirates have something cooking with this
damn traffic cone thing, right, It's it's kind of awesome.
You know. It all started when fanatics posted a shirt
that said raise the cone instead of or hoist the
cone instead of hoist the colors, and the Internet's just
like what yeah, okay, And then Pirates players got a

(15:55):
cone in Cincinnati and have been hoisting it ever since.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
And we said This is gonna get to.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
The point where they're either going to have to ban
outside traffic cones at Pirates games or they're just gonna
let them all in.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
But eventually we're gonna this is gonna lead.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
To problems, right, we were joking about like the local
news is gonna end up having to cover people stealing cones.
We're there, We're already even take a week, Katy K
with the story here.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Hoist the cone. It's the new thing.

Speaker 5 (16:22):
Pirates fans are embracing to celebrate when good things happen
at Pirates games. But there are some problems, yeah, that
are arising. People are stealing cones from all over to
bring the Pirate Games or maybe just to celebrated home.
Barry Pintar has more on the trend and the consequences.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
So that's Ken Rice Katie K, and he tossed it
to Barry Pinter who's got the story.

Speaker 13 (16:41):
Kyler and his family who are going to the games,
and I know all about hoisting the cone.

Speaker 14 (16:47):
I'm not gonna encourage it, but I honestly would do
if there was a cone.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Letter around Kyler, dude, you don't want to all right,
let's not do that.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Admit to the crime before it happened, Kyler.

Speaker 14 (16:59):
I mean, I'd want to take a cone into the
game of hoist the cone whatever. See it, Chris missile,
maybe Griffin today, see.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
It, Gris missile. Maybe Griffin today. Oh yeah, he get it.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
I know.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
But you gotta get your own cone. You can't just
take them like just because they're there. You can't just
you can't tell the news what you're gonna do.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
I know.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Again, we thought this would happen like mid season, like
All Star, right, dude or.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Something like that.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Here we are already news reports locally here in Pittsburgh
and Katie k about cones being stolen.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
But it is not.

Speaker 13 (17:33):
Okay, it's actually illegal to steal a cone.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Illegal to steal cones.

Speaker 13 (17:38):
Fine, start at fifty bucks?

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Whoa fifty bucks? Really? Bring the hammer Donald the cone thieves?

Speaker 13 (17:44):
What's the cost of replacing the cone? Still a lot
of places are now reporting stolen cones. Oh, for example,
Jefferson Hillsborough posted on social media Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Okay, this is Jefferson Hillsborough posted this on Facebook.

Speaker 13 (18:00):
We know, we know you want to pick this up,
but not all cones are for hoisting.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Okay, nobody actually stole a cone there. They're just joking
about the cone. I want to make that kind I
saw that post and I thought that's funny that they
just hopped on the cone thing. Yeah, but they weren't
like people had stolen all our cones. Right, They're just
basically saying, hey, leave malone, okay, right, and then they're
there for a reason then, you know.

Speaker 13 (18:24):
Katy K also received this email from a local company
saying we had twenty five traffic cones taken on opening
day by kids going to the game.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Okay, first of all, hey, listen, I'm throwing the flag
on this.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
I'm throwing the flag twenty five and they were all kids.
That stuff that.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Sounds like angry old man stuff. There the kids doing
the conestart. It was the kids, all kids. You was
the drunk adults that we're doing it.

Speaker 13 (18:49):
These are very costly and are needed to provide safe
traffic flow to the guests of the pirates.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Yeah, this is where we are, Pittsburgh stealing cones.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
It's now made the news line.

Speaker 13 (19:00):
It is considered theft.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (19:02):
And while you may see you celebration, sure the owner
of that cone sees you stealing something they own.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Oh jees man, here we are. I got serious. Really
it did. Basically, you go to jail for.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Rest in life, or you'll own jail, or you'll pay
a fifty dollars. By the way, I do not want
to go to con jail. I don't for reasons I
can't say on the air. It doesn't sound like a
fun place. Okay, I can't believe it's already happened. Katie
k does a story about people stealing care only took

(19:35):
a couple of days here. By the way, speaking of cones,
one of our favorite listeners, Aunt Kaka, she has a
story she wants to tell us about her traffic cone.
We will get to that coming up around eight twenty five. Yeah,
a Coca cone situation around eight twenty five. It is
the Kiss Morning Free Show. Mike Yim Bob Kiss the

(19:56):
Penguins can clinch a playoff spot with the win Thursday
night in New Jersey. It is Mikey, It is Bob
the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. You
see Stewart Skinner's eye, Yeah nasty. He took a punk
to the eye the other day and that's why he's
been out like the He can't even open his eye.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
It's like bruised shut.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
He thought there was gonna be a chance of it
just you know, being a black eye, and he'll be
able to play through it. And then all of a
sudden it started closing. Yeah, just gross nasty. So Penguins
called up Sergei Miroshov right to uh, there be a
backup here.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Also, hold on, let.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Me get the milk the Steelers content music out here,
because we're about.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
To milk buddy, milk milk. Yeah, you better get ready, man,
because you know, you know, it's all starting.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Belt belt milt belt melt the Steelers content belt.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Belt belt built the Steelers content.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Steelers off season workout program started with many of the
Steelers starters in attendant already locked in. TJ Wilh t
Cam Hayward was there, Mi Jalen Ramsey was there. Joey
Porter Jr. Fat Friarman, DK Metcalf not Aaron Rodgers. Patrick

(21:15):
Queen was there.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Milk milker.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Steelers linebacker Patrick Queen didn't James Harrison tell us on
his podcast if the Steelers released him.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
He did drop that in.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Yeah, our buddy weed and need to go over in
the state of Washington not happy about that.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Hey, boys, we need to go from Washington. Man.

Speaker 15 (21:37):
I just need to start this off with a disclaimer
real quick. But I love me some James Harrison. That's
my dude. He's the last dude in the Steelers' uniform
to actually hit somebody. Oh my god, I love that dude.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
But he's bullish. I just saw Patrick Queen walking up
in the building.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
That's right, James Harrison is absolutely full of bleep because
he told everybody Patrick Queen got released that this stealer's
conte move move moke milk, milk the Steelers content, Right,
did James Harrison say on this podcast? And he had
it before the Steelers man police Patrick Queen. He was

(22:12):
trying to get the clip, probably right, I mean he
got the clip, but just then you were wrong that
he was wrong, and when he just still shows up. Also,
let me switch the music here, because we got we
got some draft things to talk about.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Da we got the draft, yeah, d we got the draft.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yet that we got the draft? Yet that that that
that did you see what happened at the point yesterday.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Getting ready for the NFL Draft.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Not only was the Fountain on, they took the Point
State Park Fountain to maximum height. I saw that like
it shot over a hundred feet highest in years.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Oh, got test it out. We're cranking it.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Oh, gotta test it out, got new parts, gotta show
everybody the powers.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Ready to shine on the world stays.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
So they're you know, getting it ready and everything. And
uh yeah, reached roughly one hundred and thirty feet here yesterday. Hey, listens,
guys there, listen, the Draft is coming. The eyes of
the football world will be on Pittsburgh. If we're gonna
make it squirt, we better make it squirt high in

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the sky.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
You know what I'm saying. I am proud. Oh yeah,
squirt it high and proud. We got the draft. Debt debt, debt,
de at debt.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Also, uh visit Pittsburgh On Tuesday, unveiled Pittsburgh, which is
a walkable festival like thing going on with the North
Shore and Gold Triangle. It's just gonna be a bunch
of you know, different local businesses, local spot All this
stuff is gonna be so much fun. All this artist music,

(24:04):
all this stuff is just gonna be awesome. You know,
Like there's gonna be so much to do downtown. And
if you're just down there to walk around it. There's
also gonna be a Pittsburg Music Crawl happening Wednesday, right
before the first round of the draft starts in Market Square,
goes to more than a dozen different places like downtown

(24:25):
on the south Side. I think like that Tuesday Wednesday
would be a good exploring day if you want to avoid, yes,
everything and still see what's going on.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
I agree.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
I think the couple days before the first round of
the draft of Tuesday and Wednesday, or for Pittsburghers if
you want to get out and you know, get things
out without the without the big crowds and everything.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
But yeah, get ready.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
I mean, there's just a ton of stuff going out
with the nh the NFL Draft, but really the big
thing yesterday that foughten can score.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
One hundred and thirty damn feet in the air.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Real cold out there this morning, but it is gonna
warm up with some sun today and high's in the
low sixties. It's Mikey and Bob the ninety six to
one Kiss Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Uh, we will get to Aunt Kaka.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
One of our favorite listeners, always fun to have on
the show. Aunt Kaka's Cone Adventures that she has to
tell us about her traffic.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Cone de Cazer raise the Jolly Rubber.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
We will get to aunt Kaka's cone adventures around eight
twenty five on the Kiss Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
It is Mikey and Bob right now, time to get
to this learn something together.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Right now, It's time to mind that what the hell
is this sting with Mikey and bad. Not only did
Kanye West get himself off of this uh wireless festival
that's happening in the UK, but the UK banned him
from the country.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Not wild uh full band. Yeah, Like, obviously.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Kanye has been through some stuff meant and said and
done some unhinged things over the last couple of years.
But you know, I'm not sure he's really a threat
to the UK. It's just wild point where you need
to ban a person. But it's just wild to think that.
You know, you told me this ten years ago, I'd
be like, that can't be a thing. Kanye West banned

(26:20):
from the UK, uh just because of you know, all
the anti Semitic hate speech that he's done over the
last few years. The statement said, As with every wireless festival,
multiple stakeholdholders were consulted in advance of booking him. No
concerns were highlighted at the time, really, like they asked everybody, Hey.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Is Kanye cool that yeah, yeah, that's good. Everything's been
going fine. Right.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Yeah, that's just dishonest because they had the sponsors backing
out of that festival. It's what it is, yeah, right,
that's what it is. Started with Pepsi and then the
others followed. You know, it's this big festival, it's it's
UK coach out. It is right, it's a it's sort
of a form of of that. So but the statement
said anti Semitism in all its forms is uh, you know,

(27:06):
horrible and real and personal impact these issues had. And
they said, as Kanye said, he acknowledged the words alone
or not enough, and in spite of this, still hopes
to be given the opportunity but begin a conversation with
the Jewish community in the UK. A UK is just
like not we am no conversations. You're not alone in
our country anymore.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
H Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Live Nation is a promoter of the Wireless Festival. Kanye said,
my only goal is to come to London and present
a show of change, bring unity, peace and love through
my music. Yeah, dude, like two months ago you were
selling swastika shirts. No one is buying this. Screw you
like good that you're banned from the UK. Probably gonna
take a while before you can try to unite people, Kanye.

(27:51):
Let's get to Summer House now. Okay, the show on Bravo.
I gotta get into this, man. I tell you that
all the time with a bunch of things. I still
haven't seen Project Hail, Mary and Mario Bros.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Jalaxy at the movies.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
I got to get there too. But Summerhouse spin office
coming to Bravo. They're expanding the Summer House.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
No, it's it's in the City.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
That's when they go from the Summer House right in
the Hampton's. That's when they go back to New York
City to like their real lives and their jobs and
everything like that. So, you know, Amanda and West, there's
been this whole thing with Summerhouse this year, and you know,
it's a mess. It's a mess. But we're going to

(28:34):
be getting the reunion soon too. So May nineteenth will
be the premiere of In the City, the Summer House
spin off. The episode will air is a two hour
crossover event. Oh Man Bravo crossover.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Baby, they know exactly what they're doing. Yep.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
It follows the Summer House Season ten finale and then.
Bravo has not announced an official date for the Summerhouse
reunion yet, but Entertainment Weekly said it's gonna film later
this month and be out to air on Bravo by
the end of May. So yeah, they're not waiting around.
No strike while it's hot right now. So if you're

(29:12):
a fan of Summerhouse, just know the in the City
Summerhouse spin off where they're in New York City that's coming,
and then by the end of May, we will have
the much anticipated Summerhouse reunion. Hey you know what, By
the way, salute to our guy, Carl Radkey Man. This
guy in Summerhouse is from Pittsburgh, you know. Uh, not
him personally, but there's a bunch of girls out at

(29:34):
a club one night and uh they sent me a
message because Carl was at the club too. Hey, Mike,
it's your favorite show, Summer House.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
That's right, Yeah, that's right, Thank you man. I gotta
have you on the Bridge show some time here. Hey, Carl,
you wanna come on the show now?

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Too? Hot around things at summerhouse to come on the show,
and I'm on over Carl.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
All right, coming up next town the show we have.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Of a Yinser love story in Ohio. Oh boy, this
is a good one, man. This one's real love, dude.
If you don't believe in real love, these couple of
insurs in Ohio have us convinced. We'll get to that
around seven fifty five. Also, satanic cult on the Pittsburgh
Police scanner. That's a that's the thing that happened yesterday.

(30:22):
We'll get to that around nine ten too. It's Mikey
and Bob nineties onecast.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Mikey and Bob Podcast. I'm above the Talker. Oh why
we Die?

Speaker 12 (30:35):
Stream the Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
you get your podcasts.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Hey, before we get to this Jinjer, Ohio love story,
let's get to Rachel here real quick.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
On the Kiss Morning Freak Show. It's Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 8 (30:49):
Boys, it's Aunt Rachel miss talking to you regularly. But
I did have a suggestion for you know, Mikey and
Bob listeners. If people haven't suggested this already.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yeah, there's been a lot of people who have been
trying to name the fandom of our show, like, you know,
Taylor Swift as the Swifties. Whatever, what do you call
people who listen to Mikey and Bob?

Speaker 8 (31:08):
Why don't we just be called the movies?

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Hey?

Speaker 10 (31:11):
Anyways, Happy belated birthday, Bob, and happy belated half birthday,
Mikeyunny guys.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
All right, aunt, Rachel, you know what, I gotta be honest,
I kind of like that one.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
If you listen to our show, you're a movie the movies.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
The movie movies ain't bad, right, m ol b Y,
I'm a movie. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.
You're ready for this yinzer love story in Ohio? Man,
and this is romantic as all helly, I know it is.
I know it is, like, hey, the bar has been raised. First,
we got that astronaut up there dedicating a crater on

(31:48):
the moon to his dead wife Carol.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Yeah, And now we got this guy in Ohio. This
was from CBS eleven in uh in Toledo, oh Ohio
has a BUCkies gas station. Now it's a gas station
convenience store. If you've seen maybe you've been to one
of these down south. They are absolute monstrosity. Like they

(32:12):
did this big grand opening. You know, all local news
is there. There's just thousands of people, thousands of cars,
and of course two y in theres. This is an
amazing story and just true love is real.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
I knew I liked her for we.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Walked together at one hundred Acres Manor in Pittsburgh for
nine years. All right, I'm just putting a stop to
it right there, because, first of all, dude is in
a one hundred acres Manor hoodie up in the brand.
She's wearing a Kermit the Frog hat. This is awesome.
They drove from Pittsburgh out to the middle of Ohio
just to see Bucky, just to go to BUCkies.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
The first time I told him I liked him was
at Sheets after work.

Speaker 10 (32:50):
Is that's our hangout.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
I know.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
We had this whole gas station.

Speaker 11 (32:54):
Oh my gosh, and we saw monkeys was coming, so
we drove into the to be at Bucky.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
There is a lot going on here. It's a interro
love story, man, it really is. You just hang at sheets,
right thing.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Gas stations are gas stations are the thing.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
And she did not know this was happening. You had
an inkling. I was going to propose at some point,
but I had no idea.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
When I've been hiding the ring for a few weeks.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
Now we found out it was coming here, only four
hours away instead of.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Seven or eight hours Kentucky.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Yeah, oh man, Sir A drove four hours to go
to Ohio BUCkies just so he could propose to her.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
They walk on it and he just goes, this is
the moment.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
This is it. Gas stations are thing they love. Gas
station man, Let me get down on a knee and
make it forever.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
At the opening of BUCkies in Ohio, we.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Knew we had to come, and I knew I had
to propose then, and.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
That a true love. It's real love. We still got
some love out here.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Okay, congratuate there's two people who work at the hundred
acres manor true love is reel getting engaged at the
brand new BUCkies that opened over near like Toledo, Ohio.
It is Coachella weekend Friday, Sabrina Carpenter headlining Saturday, Justin

(34:21):
Bieber headlining, and Carol g headlining on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
You know it's West Carroster.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Do you got to stay up late if you want
to stream it or just wake up the next morning
and see the clip, can see what happened. But man,
I want to stay up for Sabrina on Friday so bad.
I know my body's not gonna let me because I
love sleeping man. But Sabrina's gonna play. She's she's been
working on for like, I think seven months. She said
she's gonna put on a show on Friday out at Coachella.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Our time.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
That's gonna be like I know, two am, three am,
watch it the next morning it's Mikey and Bob Kiss
Morning Free Show. Let's get to a couple more of
your talkback message here. We always love when you're part
of the show. Talk Back messages brought to us by
One Team Media.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
I'm like, you have this character foot Butler County.

Speaker 16 (35:05):
Just catching up on the podcast.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
You guys were talking about the NFL drafted performing.

Speaker 15 (35:10):
Yeah, my question is why did they get the Clarks
to play?

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Oh? Man? What he In's her question right there? Where
the Clarks at.

Speaker 8 (35:17):
Around Pittsburgh better than Kane Brown?

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Have a good one, guy, I mean okay, thank you,
I mean yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Kane Brown is a huge country artist.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
The three performers for Friday's whis Khalifa Brett Michaels, both
with Pittsburgh ties, and then you know you're throwing another
big artist like Kane Brown there though. But I mean
Brett Michaels is bigger than the Clarks, right, yeah, Brett
Michael's bigger.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
I mean, I mean just Clarks are kind of Pittsburgh
thing culture wise, Like Brett Michaels had a hell of
a run. Yeah, he is on dating show on VH one,
and my god, after the uh.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
The whole you know poison in the eighties. Yeah, Rock
of Love, dude, Rock of Love.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Oh my gosh, what those VH one dating shows were wild,
like the Flavor of Love Rock a Love. Flavor of
Love has the most insane dating reality show moment ever
when that lady pooped on the steps. Yeah, yeah, you
remember that. I'll never forget Oh my god, I'll never
forgett Michael. You mean to tell me, like, hey, listen,

(36:20):
nothing against the Clarks, but the Clarks ain't never had
a reality show on v H one like Rock of Love,
and Brett Michael came, Browne came run out here, put
the Clarks in instead.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Let's get to another talkback message here. What's going on
Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 17 (36:39):
It's friends here, Charlotte and I was gutching on of
the podcast and Mike he said, one is the forever
wishing Bob a happy birthday going to end?

Speaker 1 (36:46):
And now that do you think about it?

Speaker 17 (36:49):
Since we've been wishing Bob a happy birthday, the Steelers
made the playoffs.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
I mean that's true because Bob's birthday was January first,
So anything that's happened this year has been under uh
let them cook the Happy Birthday, Bob Unbrell. So Steelers
made the.

Speaker 17 (37:02):
Playoffs, Penguins are in the process of making the playoffs,
and the Pirates have actually spent real money.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
I think we need to.

Speaker 17 (37:08):
Say Happy Birthday, Bob every day until until something changes,
because as of right now it's working.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Sorry, Mikey, Happy Birthday, Bob. Jesus is your birthday might
be pow. I might have pars.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Is your birthday power and the whole It might have
some pos turning.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Things around here. She's never knew you.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
All it took was a birthday wish and look what happened.
The birthday wishes are power in Pittsburgh's sports.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Right now, everybody, all right? Coming up next? On the show.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Uh, the Pirates are powered by traffic cones this year,
we know that, right, one of our favorite listeners has
a story about her traffic cone. We will get to
aunt Kaka's traffic cone adventure coming up around eight twenty five.
Here on the Kiss Morning Free Show, It's Mikey and Bob. Hey,
thank you for listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast. Now,

(37:57):
whatever you're listening on, we appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Thank you. Yep.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
But if you're listening on our free iHeartRadio app, you
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Speaker 1 (38:09):
You can send us a message about.

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Speaker 1 (38:18):
Two.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Oh yeah, that's fun too, right, people of random places. Yeah,
hit that little talkback microphone and you can send us
a message and maybe you'll.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Make the show.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Bucos beat the Padres yesterday. Paul Skeens had a no
hitter through five plus innings. They win seven to one,
Pirates going through for a third straight series win. Twelve
thirty five afternoon game. Mitch Keller pitching for the Buckos.
Of course, this city is drunk on traffic cones right now.

(38:52):
You know people are bringing them to the game. Yep,
they got it in the dugout. Hoist the cone.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
It's taken off really fast. Raise the jolly rubber.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Let's get to a couple of talkback messages here from
our friend aunt Kka talkback messages brought to us by
One Team Media.

Speaker 12 (39:09):
Hi, boys, this.

Speaker 10 (39:12):
I wasn't feeling good yesterday.

Speaker 8 (39:14):
Boys.

Speaker 10 (39:15):
I just I think I'm coming down with something.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Aut on a.

Speaker 11 (39:19):
Little drive to make myself feel better. And I saw
a little lonely cone.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
All right, So aunt cocka spots a traffic cone in
the middle of.

Speaker 11 (39:27):
An old King's parking lot. And I don't know what happened,
but the cone got itself into my car.

Speaker 8 (39:34):
But uh, anyway, so the cone is home with me.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Okay, all right, hold on, we got a wipe our hands,
and we do not encourage stealing traffic cone.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
I don't know what happened. Listen, this little cone got
in my car though we weren't there with aunt Cock.
We don't know the situation.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Maybe she opened her car door and the traffic cone
said are you going?

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Are you going to watch buccos? And she said yeah,
and the cone just jumped in her car. So we
have Aunt Taka. It does seem like she has.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Stolen a traffic cone from a King's parking lot. It
does seem like that's what happened.

Speaker 8 (40:07):
Buckle up, boy boy.

Speaker 10 (40:11):
She was rescued from a and a bandoned parking lot.

Speaker 8 (40:16):
But she is mighty.

Speaker 11 (40:18):
This glue, this is stronger than my marriage. My marriage
is wrong.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
What is going on here?

Speaker 2 (40:25):
The glue, the glue on the traffic cone that like
holds the Is she trying.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
To clean the cone up? Is that what's happening? Right again?
This is Aunt Cocka telling us about her cone.

Speaker 8 (40:34):
All right. I'm standing this pre girl all right.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
So she's standing because she can do like arts and
crafts with the cone.

Speaker 10 (40:40):
Intents and purposes. Are gonna call her Betty, all right.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
The cone now has a name, Betty.

Speaker 11 (40:45):
I have Anna Conda with Jack black On in the background.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Gotta let us know that Ana Conda is also playing
in the background.

Speaker 11 (40:52):
Cat's trying to eat a box and like life is good.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Kids trying to eat a box?

Speaker 14 (40:58):
All right?

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Again, this is Aunt Kaka. I want to also say
that Aunt cock guy has left us a lot of
messages after she's taken a few edibles.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Yeah, so it could be the case here.

Speaker 11 (41:07):
Also, my anaconda don't want none unless you've got them.

Speaker 16 (41:13):
And happy birthday bank, all right, aunt, Coca has uh.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Rescued a traffic car.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
We'll say maybe yeah, yeah, okay, and leaving us messages
about it.

Speaker 8 (41:25):
All right, I'm sure ians could tell that.

Speaker 11 (41:28):
I just want to make things clear that I am
on an edible right now.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Okay, confirmation. We just wanted to make sure confirmation.

Speaker 11 (41:35):
I'm pretty sure that's implied at this point, but just.

Speaker 8 (41:40):
To let everybody know, okay, okay.

Speaker 11 (41:42):
Also, I'd just like to note, as somebody who has
taken a micro biology.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Course, huh all right, now she's disgusted by the traffic cone.

Speaker 10 (41:51):
This is there is so much dirt on this thing.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
I mean you got it from a random parking lot,
King's parking lot too.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
You know we're not talking about an Eaton park parking lot.
It's Kings parking lot. That's a sad traffic cone.

Speaker 10 (42:08):
How do you really what's the best way to wash it?
Like we're just thinking, fabuloso.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
She's just high trying to wash a traffic cone.

Speaker 8 (42:21):
Coca, can you pleach a cone. Okay, all right, she
can't know you're not.

Speaker 11 (42:29):
The orange part is a lot and then the white
part is stamped on in shape. And do you know
what's holding that shape?

Speaker 8 (42:37):
The glue?

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (42:39):
Oh this is so I love it?

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Okay, all right? So and then I got one more
message from aunt Cock. Again, if you're just enjoining the show,
aunt Cock on a few edibles, has acquired a traffic cone.
We cannot encourage people to now she's at home doing
arts and crafts with it. I encourage you to take
traffic cone? Is she designing her own traffic cone? I
know know what's happening here. But one more message from

(43:02):
Aunt Kaca.

Speaker 8 (43:03):
Okay, a little bit of update. I spilled Google one
all over my floor, decided to take a two.

Speaker 16 (43:13):
Hour nap, and then I got about ninety percent of
the glue off painted the base coat.

Speaker 8 (43:19):
That's where I caught a quest base coat.

Speaker 16 (43:21):
What this is going to be a multi day project,
so I will take you along as I And that's it.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
She's gone again. Then she's gone. There's no more. There's
no more of that message. Shall we about to get
coca cones? I don't know what she's doing to a
traffic cone.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
But she acquired a traffic cone yesterday, and it does
seem like she's doing some sort of arts and crafts
for it.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Atsy shop waiting to happen.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Hey, listen, people are gonna start designing these tracks to
take over the Bucco games. Ay're gonna need flair. Yeah,
we're going to get past the basic cones and it's
gonna be like acres are gonna be on it. How
can you take this thing up a notch. She's gonna
be like you maybe use like pipe cleaners and have
like fake zan belly fireworks coming out of the cone.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Like it's gonna be a whole thing, bushy mustache on
the cone.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Oh my gosh, a cone stashed dah. That's now we're talking,
all right. We just can't encourage people again. Please do
not steal traffic cones. They're not that expensive if you
just want.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
To buy one online.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Pirates play this afternoon around twelve thirty five. Mitch Keller,
pitching for the Buckos.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
I cannot believe that we are this.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Just hype about it in April, Like, I can't believe
it's already gotten to this point. Oh, I know, we
are so far from Buctober, but here we are in April.
We just played a few messages from our friend Aunt Kaka, who,
I'll be completely honest, stole a damn traffic cone from

(44:59):
a King's Park yesterday.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
It is currently decorating at somehow.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Bucko fever is a thing, and it just got ratcheted
up a notch. Here it's Mikey and Bob the ninety
six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Bob, we knew this was coming, but it is official.

Speaker 7 (45:15):
Now.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
The big breaking Pirates news.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Connor Griffin nine year contract deal runs through the twenty
thirty four season. Oh my god, twenty thirty four. He
is nineteen years old and pretty much we're gonna have
him for a long time.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Here it appears in Pittsburgh. What did he get again?

Speaker 2 (45:35):
This is Connor Griffin just signed a massive deal with
Pirates officially official. I guess, nine year contract through the
twenty thirty four season. Man, he'll be a say how
much you get a Pittsburgh Pirate?

Speaker 1 (45:47):
How much you get? I did not see the final.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Okay, final numbers aren't out yet, but just I think
the reports where he was going to get anywhere between
like fifteen and twenty million a year, which I mean,
he's got generational wealth nineteen years old. He is the
future of the Pirates, and man, you just sort of
wish they could have locked Paul Skeins into a contract
like this because he keeps pitching like he's been pitching.

(46:11):
He's gonna cost half a billion dollars. This is the
largest contract extension in franchise history. Oh yeah, I can't
imagine anything comes close to what Connor Griffin just got
for the Pirates.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
It is historic.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Noah Hiles from the Post Caazette here says one hundred
and forty million guaranteed money.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Jesus a hundred yo with.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
This, With the chance of like bonuses and escalators, I'm
sure there's you know, like if you get MVP or
your Rookie of the Year or whatever, Pirates win a
World Series, you probably get paid more.

Speaker 18 (46:44):
It can go up to like one fifty one hundred
and forty guaranteed. That's what it says. That's what it says, Hey,
Bob not, he's doing what he needs to do. Like,
that's this is what we needed. We needed him to
spend some damn money.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Griffin's new deal sur passes Brown Reynolds deal of eight years,
one hundred and six million dollars. Wow.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
Hey, yeah, that's.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Awesome, by the jersey. This is what we are, This
is what we asked for. Yeah, and it's happening today.
Bob Hey.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
We criticize him a lot, especially on our show. Nice job,
Bob Hey. They got me done. Man, you gotta get
this done.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
We kind of missed out on schemes doing this, but yeah, hey,
all right, yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
I'm bad.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Connor Griffin a record deal, Gonna be a Pirate for hopefully.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
A long long time. All right.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
We will get to the Pittsburgh Police scanner coming up
around nine ten and has to do with a satanic cult.
And then we got your tickets. Go see TLCN vogue
in Sultan Peppa around nine thirty. It's Mikey and Bob
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Speaker 1 (47:45):
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Speaker 1 (48:02):
A big breaking ins or news this morning.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
The Pirates have officially signed their nineteen year old shortstop
phenom Connor Griffin to a nine year deal with one
hundred and forty million all guaranteed. Pirates control them until
the end of twenty thirty four. Longest extension, longest deal,
largest deal in franchise history. It's Mikey and Bob the

(48:26):
ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Always weird
things happening down in the state of Florida. It's time
to get to another Florida story.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Contention, all listeners on a freak show, It's time to
double to the sunshine.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Stay long. Yes, it's happened again. It's another Florida the story.
Down to Florida we go.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
There was a bill signing that happened this week down
in Florida with Governor Ron DeSantis. He called on state
lawmakers to ban cousins from getting married in Florida. Huh wait,
that's that's not on the books yet.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Still thing in Florida.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
He said, Florida doesn't ban cousin marriage. That's a hanging
curveball for us to do. We need to do that.
Other states have done it. I don't know why we wouldn't. Again,
that's the governor of Florida saying, wait a minute, cousins
can get married.

Speaker 15 (49:25):
Here.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
We might need to step up to the plate then
and ban that right only in Florida. Well, actually, there's
probably other places too, but Florida is one of many
where cousins can still get married. Yeah, current law and
Florida prohibits marriages between siblings, parents, nieces, nephews, and grandparents. However,
that's good. I guess cousins get the green light. Cousins, Hey,

(49:50):
listen tight in Florida.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Cousin love is good love in Florida.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Oh boy? Sixteen state, sixteen states? What you can marry
your cousin in? Sixteen states? Out of here?

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Alabama?

Speaker 2 (50:06):
All right, okay? Alaska, Baby, California, Wow, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Maryland, Hey, Maryland,
come on now, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York,
Rhode Island, South Carolina, Vermont, Virginia. North Carolina has first
cousin marriages allowed, but not.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Double first cousins. What's the double first cousin? Oh no,
how about just don't don't?

Speaker 2 (50:34):
How about just you're flying too close to the sun
there already, let's talk. How about if you refer to
them as your cousin, don't sleep with them?

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Or marry them. Okay, should be based on ground rules here.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
But again, Florida is one of those magical states where
the governor's like, wait a minute, I like you.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Looked around and just like what we did. We're still
on the board for marrying cousins.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
All right, we should probably take take care of that.
You know, Florida making the show once again. We will
get to the Pittsburgh police scanner. Coming up next has
to do with a a satanic cult.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Oh my, look around here, this.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Is like scanner. We will get to that next. It's
Mikey Bob Kiss Morning Free Show. Hey tomorrow, we only
got a couple episodes left in the season. Brand new
episode tomorrow, HBO Max. It's the eight pm hour for
the Shift on the Pit. Brand new episode tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
And of course, like all other Pittsburgh's.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
We point at the screen every time they mention anything Pittsburgh.
And then the next show, so on Friday we go, hey,
do you watch you pitt last night?

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Did you see they say green tree? Right? You know,
that's just what we do and we absolutely love it.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
It's Mikey and Bob the ninety six to one Kiss
Morning Free Shows.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
It's time to get to the Pittsburgh Police scanner.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Here. We just got one, but it's a pretty big one. Okay,
what's going on again? The Pittsburgh Police scanner. It's a
couple of people who listen to like the police rate
is the police scanner and all that, and then they've
made social media accounts. They have their own website to
pghdash scanner dot com. Some of it serious, some of
it is stuff that you're not gonna find on the
local news. You know, they report on what's happening in

(52:13):
and around our city. Polish Hill, Paular said, three people
are walking up the street dumping water. They want police
to check why. Police caught up with them and was
told there's a satanic cult and they're exercising demons. Wow,
did not know we had They were hitting the street

(52:33):
with the holy water. Yeah buckets, Yeah, they got buckets.
Three people walking up the street dumping.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Water out there. What are we doing?

Speaker 2 (52:42):
I don't know, but it says the police square guns,
police talk to them, get a whole street. The police
were told there is a satanic cult in Polish Hill there.
They're there to stop it. They are exercising the demons
with their whole man just regular day. Is an officer?

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Right? What's going on?

Speaker 2 (53:07):
People are dumping water all over the street. What the
hell's going on out here? It's a satanic call. That's
holy water. Okay, that's what's happening in and around our city.

Speaker 6 (53:18):
Thing.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
That's Kailani folded. It is Mikey, it is Bob the
ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Just a
couple of minutes here, we're gonna have you call in
to try to win some tickets. Go see TLC en
Vogue and Salt and Peppa out at Star Lake towards
the end of August. That is coming up next. Right now, though,
let's get to another talkback message, send them through the
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Speaker 8 (53:42):
Borning guys, Nick Maryland. Here are we going to get
a black market cone system going?

Speaker 1 (53:47):
You know what it might be.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
I have not been down to the Strip District in
the last you know, a week or two. I do
not know what the Strip District traffic cone sales are like.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
But they got to already have co own shirts down there, right.
I had to bet they got cones laid out on tables.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
You know, they're slanging at least the mini cones, right,
the little mini cones. There's plenty of many cones that
could be out there, Like full size cones are gonna
be hard to come by. You're like, you're gonna have
to go online to buy those, I think you know,
or the street or street cones. But we can't encourage
people to steal traffic cones because they're there for public safety. Yes, careful,

(54:27):
Like maybe some of the out outside of Pittsburgh counties
and towns.

Speaker 17 (54:31):
Like they got some extra laying out people.

Speaker 9 (54:34):
Start taking them, selling them at the strip or selling
them outside the stadium like some scalpers.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Yeah, see all right, this the are we gonna have
somebody outside like the tailgates? Like does the lot does
the peanut water person? Now have traffic cones? Like this
is gonna be a thing, right, Like if this goes
all season and the pirates like like I got tickets,
guys gonna be I got I got cones, I got
cones just wearing a cone on their head. Right, it's

(55:00):
a thing. Get you going there, going here?

Speaker 12 (55:02):
Right, Maybe don't steal the cuns, but it could be something.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Yeah, don't steal the cones, but He's absolutely right. City's
drunk off traffic cones right now. It's whole thing. People
are taking them. It's only the start of the season.
Just can only go more sideways. Yeah, Katie K did
a whole story with Barry pintar Wild talking about stealing cones.

Speaker 13 (55:24):
Kyler and his family who are going to the games,
And I know all about hoisting the cone.

Speaker 14 (55:29):
I'm not gonna encourage it, but I honestly would do.
And if there was a cone laying around.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
All right, Kyler just saying I'd take a con.

Speaker 14 (55:36):
I mean, I'd want to take a cone into the
game of hoisting the cone.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Whatever. You see a cruise missile maybe Griffin today. But
I love how nobody cares. How like it's illegal to steal.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
A tone everything, Like I'd steal a coun Why Bucko
Fever could see a cruiz miss.

Speaker 13 (55:50):
But it is not okay, it's actually illegal to steal
a cone. That is find start at fifty bucks.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Yeah, fifty bucks is not going to deter like some
drunk pirates fan down by the stadium who's had five
beers before they even walk into the game and they
see a construction site as a cone on it.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
I'm not encouraging this.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
I'm just saying it's gonna happen, because it's already happened.
If you get that cone ticket too, Like that's something
you frame. If you get a ticket for stealing a
traffic code, the local news every station will talk to you.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Don't steal cones.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
No, I'm thinking about stealing one just to make the news.
Like I want to get caught though I don't actually
want the cone. I want to get caught stealing cone
so I could be on the news. You say, hey, man, listen,
I know we're gonna have a cone short and shit.
So I was just taking a couple of cons, maybe
one to sell one for the Bucco game. It's the
whole thing, man, It's exciting. It's this early in the

(56:48):
baseball season and all we're talking about is traffic. Coach, Yeah, yeah,
and the team teammate bat either. Another win for the
Buckos yesterday seven to one. Mitch Keller pitches this afternoon,
twelve thirty five. The Big Pirates news though, Connor Griffith,
the nineteen year old phenom the shortstop, has signed a
nine year, one hundred and forty million dollars guaranteed deal

(57:13):
club control until the end of twenty thirty four.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Big day for the Pirates. Mikey and Bob. Hi, who's this?

Speaker 2 (57:22):
This is Jennifer.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Jennifer, how are you doing today? Everything good? This morning
so far, so good. Oh well, let's make it even better.
Your caller number nine.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
I'll never get through for anything. Alome, TLC, Sultan Pepa
en Vogue Star Lake, August twenty fourth. We got tickets
for you. Just hold on one second. We'll get you
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Speaker 1 (57:45):
Okay, okay, thank you. Talk. Kathy's gonna have more tickets.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Go see TLCN, Vogue and Sultan Pepa at Starlake around
four thirty later this afternoon here on ninety six one kiss, It's.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Let's get to another talkback message brought to us by
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Speaker 3 (58:00):
Good morning, Mikey and Bob. This is done all the
way out in West Virginia. Hey, I was just calling
to see if you guys think on the Artemis two.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Yeah, let's get some space talk, let's get some moon talk.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
That with the toilet being done that yeah, they have
broken toilet. They picked a corner to use like they
were in an elevator and also happy birthday, Bob.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Okay, Bob's birthday is New Year's Day. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
Now, it's been the only real problem I think with
with Artemis two since the launch.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Uh, and it's a bad problem to havel.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
I mean, well, there's a lot of things that go
wrong with rocket launch, space shuttle, all this stuff, you know,
the capsule and all the fine around the moon, all
this stuff.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
A lot of stuff don't go wrong.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Wasn't the toilet problem, Like the toilet was not heating
up properly to start out with, and then I think
there was a second problem where the toilet was full.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Right, it's been off limits, uh, the ol right, So.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
The the Oriyan is the that's the capsule that they're in.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
So when you see the video the four astronauts in
the capsule.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
That's Orion that they're in the capsule, right, Orion's toilet
has not been working since the launch. Geez, you know what,
it's not bad. We're concerned about other things. And the
whole thing was successful so far.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Broken.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
If something's gonna break, well, how don't they just have
a button they can press words you shoots if they
do shoot some stuff outside. I don't think, you know,
but if it does, say though that the the Orion's
toilet has been on and off limits to the crew
ever since the launch, and they are relying on backup
bag in funnel systems for uh, for urinating drainings, clogs

(59:42):
space logs. Gosh, maybe somebody clogged it, dude. Yeah, you know,
somebody in space guts up there. Had you ever see
you see some of the food.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
They eat up there?

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
Man, Like I believe in astronaut when they tell me
it tastes good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
But they're like, oh, here's pot roast.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
And it's in like a bag and they're like, we
just gotta add water to it, but it's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
I'm like, hein no way that's good. I imagine their diets.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Yeah, for a reason conducive to not make toilet trouble. Yeah,
maybe somebody snuck a few snacks before they blast it off.
Next thing you know, toilet's broke down there or up there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
It'd actually be so hey.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
They fly home on Friday, Well they're flying home now technically,
but you know, Friday is when they splash down the
Pacific Ocean. I think it's later at night, like nine
o'clock or something at night. So if you want to
watch sort of the Artemis two wrap up, that'll be
uh Friday night, and then that'll lead to more Artemis
missions and eventually we'll land on the moon. The Moon

(01:00:54):
threees next year, right like they had this all planned out.
Three next year, and then four is in twenty twenty eight,
and hopefully they all go good.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
But remember, got.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
To get those toilets working if we want, if we
want a perfect mission next time, Gotta get the toilets working,
all right. Connor Griffin has signed a brand new record
deal with the Pirates. Young guy that we got on
the team nineteen years always taking a baseball World by storm.
Number one prospect just signed to a long term deal.
We'll hear from him and Paul Skeins coming up next

(01:01:26):
down the Kiss Morning Freak Show. It's Mikey and Bob
ninety six.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
To one Kisses. I love that song. That's Ray. Where
is my husband?

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
It's Mikey, It's Bob the ninety six to one Kiss
Morning Freak Show. The big news today is Connor Griffin
the Pirates sign a nine year, one hundred and forty
million dollars all guaranteed deal. He's under club control until
twenty thirty four. The end of twenty thirty four. This
is the biggest deal in franchise history. It's it's awesome.
This is what the Pirates need to do if they

(01:01:54):
actually want to get back to meaningful baseball after the
All Star break, is.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
What they should do.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Yeah, Paul Skeans had a good outing yesterday. The Pirates
won seven to one at home against the Padres. Here
was Paul Skeans after the game.

Speaker 7 (01:02:07):
Yeah, I mean we're in a good spot a lot
of seasons ago, for sure, but first couple of weeks
have been pretty.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Un fun and a lot of long way Togo.

Speaker 7 (01:02:17):
So I'm excited to see, you know what it what
it turns into, because I don't even think we're playing
our best baseball yet, which is, you know, it's scary
to think about.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
Oh my god, you mean to tell me we haven't
even hit peak Bucos yet, not there yet? Yeah, Paul Skins, Yeah,
he's saying, and hit the peak yet?

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
Uh Pirates.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
Connor Griffin, of course, uh, highly paid shortstop. Now. He
was talking about what it was like to, you know,
be behind and play defense behind Paul Skens for the
first time, especially at home.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
But yeah, that was that was awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:02:49):
You know, you got to score run for that man
out and that was that was That was an awesome way.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
Everybody did big job, and golhad to be a part
of it. Yeah, I mean I got a front row.

Speaker 7 (01:03:01):
And see him do his thing and just the way
he prepared for his stort. So yeah, those hitters, it's
almost said they don't have a chance because how dominant
he is.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
I'll be right behind him.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
I love that nineteen year old Connor Griffin's just like, yeah,
kind of seems like hitters don't even have a chance
against him. Everybody's you know, the story on the guy
is he's so mature, he's married, he doesn't think like
a nineteen year still. Yeah, like it's wild you're starting shortstop.
Paul Skeins is in front of you, pitching, and you
know you're gonna sign your nine year deal officially in

(01:03:34):
the morning. It's like, there's no way you can compart
mentalize any of that when you're in ninety Like when
I was nineteen years old, I was just trying to
get drunk, Like, don't do that kid till you're twenty one.
But that was my main focus when I was nineteen
years old, Bob, you were with me too. We were
just looking to drink. That was it, dude, nineteen years old,
that's all we wanted. This guy just got one hundred

(01:03:55):
and forty million dollars. He's married, and he plays professional
baseball for Pittsburgh Pirates, and he had a couple of
hits last night. Crazy man, Connor Griffin. Long term deal
with the Buckos. I'm telling you right now, Connor Griffin, Jersey.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Safe to BUYE, Safe to BUYE.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
He's not going anywhere for quite a while here, all right,
wrapping up the show here, Bob. We got Pirates padres
twelve thirty five afternoon game today. Penguins aren't on until tomorrow.
And what do you want to name the podcast today?

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