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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, it's this morning, freakshell.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hey, if you need an alarm clock to wake you
up this morning, I uh, I've already been watching horse
farts on the internet, so I mean, just real quick.
It's unbelievable. I can't believe an animal can make that noise.

(00:27):
Sounds like a chainsaw. It almost sounds like an F
one car, you know, it sounds like a race car.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Man Man, good morning brick by brick.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
I've built this algorithm for good morning brick by brick,
brick by brick Man.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
So I said, this thing you give is horse farts. Hey,
it's not a bad place to be in. The caption
on the video is great too.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
It says first ballot, gold jacket put them in the
Hall of.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Fame right now. It is the Hall of Fame part
right there. All right, let's see.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
What do we got on the show today, Paraday. In May,
we'll tell you what concert tickets you can win. Coming
up around eight am this morning. Gonna have a chance
for you to win a thousand dollars of course, around
nine to ten and see the Steelers gave Chris Boswell
their kicker a nice extension.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
That's good man.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
I take care of Boswell. We will read some Steelers
sign Chris Boswell Facebook comments around eight twenty five. It's
Mikey and Bob Kiss Bob. Yesterday on the show, we
were talking about how there's you know, the Hinzfield the
acresure seats that are up for auction. Yeah, get like
you know, they took out some of the upper deck

(01:51):
seats and replaced them so you can get like a
pair of seats for a couple hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Or they were selling single.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Seats or seat backs or seat bottoms too, which seemed
weird to us. Who would just want like the butt
part of a of a seat. Let's get to another
talkback message here, brought to us by One Team Media.
It's our buddy George on the Kiss Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Hey, what's going on, fellow George? You're catching up on
money Moonings podcast? There is now y'all are talking about
the Hinfield seat for sealing all that, and you were
wondering what somebody would do at the bottom of the one.
Now I guarantee somebody will buy one of those, cut
a hole in it and that'll be their new toilet seat.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
George, I gotta take it easy.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Oh my god, he's not right. George's got an idea here. Oh,
nobody's gonna do that. It's too it's too precious tolet
you got a little man kve with the Pittsburgh potty downstairs.
You mean to tell me just the Hinfield seat if
you took on the Pittsburgh potty. What if you took
the seat bottom and somehow welded it to a toilet.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah, George is thinking, yeah, but see it only nah,
see because it can only be used for number twos,
one on one man to one on one. It's actually
two of two. You can only do twos in it
because think how gross would be. You know, you gotta
trust all your friends that are overwatching still are going

(03:17):
to get it in a hole.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
That's a private toilet. By the way, that's a private
outside that kr it's only for game days.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
I think somebody's buying the bottom of a Hinsfield seat
to make a Pittsburgh potty on them.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
By the way, I started thinking about this, and I
started thinking, well, you know, people.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Like memorabilia of everything.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Now you know people would want, uh, you know, to
maybe hang the seat bottom like on their wall or
something like that. I just can't think of a good
scenario for buying a seat bottom from hines Field, Like
even a seat is like all right, it's like you're
gonna get it signed by somebody and then display it.

(04:05):
But then again that's the way, like, right, if you're
gonna get one piece, you go round and signed by people,
signed and then like frame it in like a shadow
box or something up. But if you get the bottom
of a seat, do you then need like a big
meaty steeler to sign it? Be like all right, this
is big butt cheeks only a lineman only, Like, is

(04:25):
somebody gonna have a seat bottom? That's only big beefy boys?
Like that could be a thing too, Rosy Hampton, like
the big beefy boys.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, we could do that.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Okay, Hey, maybe I'm gonna collect all the seat bottoms.
Hey we got invited to Morgantown, West Virginia, Bob, Hey,
I've been there. I know your daughter goes to college
down there. But we got an invite. We'll get to
that coming up. Around six twenty five, got a special
request for today in free show history around seven am and.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
A para day in May.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
We'll tell you what concert tickets you can win today
here on the station around eight am.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
It's Mikey and Bob Basic Mikey and Bob Podcast. I
love this city so much. Yep, I love this city
so much. I love it so much.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Clean the Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
you get your podcasts.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Hey, thank you for listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Now, whatever you're listening on, we appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
But if you're listening on our free iHeartRadio app, you
can hit that little talkback microphone send us a message.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
You can send us a message about.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Previous shows, the latest show, something you want us to
cover on the show.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Let us know where you're listening from. Two. Oh yeah,
that's fun too, right, people of random places.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, hit that little talkback microphone and you can send
us a message and maybe you'll make the show. Hey,
you gotta be kind of nice out again today.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Mostly Sonny.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Hi's around seventy degrees cold out there this morning, a
little bit. Yeah, it's wait, you know, we're in that
phase now, we're cold in the morning. Feel like you
need a light jacket, feel like you need pants, do
you and then like later in the afternoon. You don't
need a jacket, you don't really need pants. Well, I
know you never need pants, Bob. But it's mike Yobob
a kiss morning freak show. Let's get to some talkback

(06:17):
messages here again. We're doing a contest with our friends
at Schly Deck and Fence. It's Mikey and Bob's Deck
dot Deck Party. You send us a talkback message why
you want a brand new deck up to ten thousand dollars,
and then me and Bob will come over your house
when you get your new deck from Sly Deck and
Fence and have a little deck party.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Let's get to this talkback message.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
Guys.

Speaker 6 (06:37):
I've been listening to you guys for many years now,
recently daily on the podcast because you drive a lot
for work. This is actually my first talkback message, and
I wanted to celebrate my first talkback message by entering
in the Shly Deck and Fence contest because my veteran
boyfriend and I just bought our first home in Morgantown.

Speaker 7 (06:51):
Ah Morgan, time let's go.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
We are going to need a new deck.

Speaker 6 (06:59):
I would love to have you guys over for a
party on the new Zach and I will also have
the sexy big foot patting Bob saw on Facebook Marketplace
as a birthday present at our house.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Waiting, Wait a minute, you guys, whoa whoa?

Speaker 2 (07:12):
You mean to tell me we're being invited to Morgantown
and there's gonna be a sexy big foot painting for Bob?
There she have the sexy Is.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
She the artist? I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Did she buy it? Does she paint it herself?

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Oh my gosh, I don't know. Let's get to another one. Mikey, Bob,
it's James. Uh, Mikey Instra Damas you did it again?

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Okay, now what you calls? Because I predict things?

Speaker 4 (07:43):
What you do?

Speaker 8 (07:43):
Now?

Speaker 1 (07:43):
I didn't do anything this one. I didn't do anything.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
If somebody wasn't thinking about throwing a birthday party for Bob,
if they win the shlide deck and fence contest, yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
I'd say you can be sure they're thinking about it now.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Okay, Well see sometimes I just step in it.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
I'm not really predicting, but I'm bringing up an idea
that I feel like I don't want. But the fact
that I brought it up, it's like powers. That's what happens.
So now since since the future. Yeah, so now, if
somebody wins this ten thousand dollars deck and has this
over all of a sudden, it very well could turn
into a Bob birthday party. Even though, once again I

(08:19):
want to be very clear about this, Bob's birthday is
January first. He is a New Year's Day baby. I
think the winner last year, Angie, I believe if I remember,
she had cake, Yeah, she did have cake. Yeah, it
wasn't birthday cake. We weren't quite celebrate my birthday yet.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Well, okay, looks like the winner this year might might
have to throw Bob a birthday party. Send your talkback
messages through the free iHeartRadio app and why you want
a brand new deck and you could be the winner
of Mikey and Bob's deckt deck party. All Right, we
will get to a Paraday in May coming up around
eight am. A lot of good shows coming in, uh,

(08:55):
you know, the rest of this year here, and we
will want to send you some of the biggest shows.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
We'll get to that around eight am.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Steelers Facebook comments after they give Chris Boswell an extension
around eight twenty five and your chance at one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Try to pay your bills around nine to ten. Basics
like hen the Mikey and Bob podcast.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
But yeah, especial request for today in freak Show history.
Coming up next here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show,
it is Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 9 (09:21):
The Latest with Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Sorry that was a horse fart instead, same thing basically
is pretty much the same. Aaron Rodgers update every morning
should just be a ten second horse fart. That should
just be it until he signs. Either there's your update.
Either that or have the guy Frank from Bowser's Barbecue
and Manaca give us the Aaron Rodgers update. Okay, we

(09:57):
play a couple of his guys videos on the show.
He works with a character right where do you just say, hey,
what do you think about this?

Speaker 1 (10:04):
And they can just rip off like a minute.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
And this guy Frank that works at Bowser's Barbecue and Manaka,
somebody just asks him, Hey, how I feel, Bayern Rodgers.

Speaker 10 (10:14):
I gotta pay fat dollars a gown for gas, but
I got less about Aaron Rodgers. Really, Aaron Rodgers, my
blood pressure was so high yesterday. Every time I turn
on the news, Aaron Rodgers and Donald Aaron Rodgers is
gonna sign Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
What is the infatuation with this guy? He's going to
be forty.

Speaker 10 (10:34):
Three years old. He can't move right. He's making them
look so stupid. You're a football organization and this guy's
gonna make.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
You look that dumb.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Oh man, the Steelers organization is hearing it right now
from a guy named Frank who works Boser's Barbecue, and manaka.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Come on now, really, come on now.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Really, it sounds like the Lady Dead that was down
on the strip years ago was come on.

Speaker 10 (11:01):
Now, really, he's gonna win another Super Bowl happening.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
It's not ever going out. Happens, get rid of it.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Oh no, wait, hold on one second, your domins, hold
on one second.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
This happening. The Steelers, they just be a liva gone.
Send the Steelers to the cross road. Did Rank from
the barbecue play said? So they're never coming back. It's crossroads?
Sorry the super Bowl? Thank you, Frank and meta Steeler
football and Steeler football all right now.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Seriously, though, Adam Schefter, ESPN's insider, was on the Pat
McFee show yesterday and you know, of course they were
just like, hey, we got to ask about Aaron Rodgers.
Here's what Schefty said on that actually is not Adam Schefter.

(12:01):
It was a horse farm. Was he lie from horse farm?
Here is Adam Schefter?

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Real quick.

Speaker 10 (12:06):
The report initially came out last week on was it
I think it was Thursday that Aaron Rodgers was going
to be in town and.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
At the Steelers facility visiting. Well the weekend Thursday, Friday,
Saturday and Sunday have coming gone. Aaron Rodgers was not
at the facility once.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Let's be very clear here. It was the sports station
in town that did this. This all started with the fan. Yeah,
that's it. Yeah, it all started with the fan.

Speaker 11 (12:34):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
They put it out there, they went for it, and
they fell flat on their face. That's the only place
that came from. And then it became a headline everywhere.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
And then it was like, oh no, it's a fan.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
They started last Thursday, and then everybody else got a
hold of it.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
And now we're in.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
This situation where it's like, oh Franks now, high blood press, Seriously.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Frank, what are we doing to Frank? Are we thinking
about Frank?

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Here? Gas is five dollars gallon are you thinking cares
about their rods guests?

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Five dollars.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
I gotta be honest, I'd consider letting a horse fart
into my guest tank at this point.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Well, I got nothing to lose this point. Five dollars
a gallon.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Pretty powerful too. Frank's fired up, man. We got a
special request for today in Freak Show History. Coming up next,
also a para day in May. We'll tell you what
concert tickets you can win today here on the station.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Around eight am. It's Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Talk back messages on our show, brought to us by
One Team Media.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Let's hear from Lauren here.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Hey, pooping and goofin.

Speaker 5 (13:55):
It's your friend, Lauren. I'll leave it up to you
to decide who's who.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
They're pooping and goofing.

Speaker 12 (13:59):
Mikey, it's one of our favorite weeks of the year.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Oh wow, favorite week of the year. This is one
of this is this is one of our favorite weeks
of the year. Me and Lauren my birthday week. No,
it's not your birthday week, man.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Stop.

Speaker 12 (14:16):
Eurovision starts today.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Eurovision Week, dude.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
Because you're gonna have to listen to Mikey talk about this.
I feel like you deserve.

Speaker 13 (14:26):
Happy birthday.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Okay, thank you. Wish Bob happy birthdays, birthdays, New Year's Day. Yeah,
there's the singing competition that's been I know the the finale,
the season finale of American Idol was on last night.
I don't mess with any these American singing competitions. I
go overseas for Eurovision.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
It's great.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
It starts today, then it's on Thursday, Man, and then
the finals will be on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
It's on Peacock. It's awesome. It's awesome.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
It's just everybody gets every country gets like one singer
and they pick a song, and my crowd's all into it.
By Friday morning, I'll be in here and you'll just
be playing me songs and you'll be like.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Denmark, I will Denmark's got one.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
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feel like, all right, maybe the world's not on fire,
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fun costumes and music. It's a good time, all right.
It is right around seven o'clock. Time to get to
today in Freak Show History, where we take you back
to a moment the show that made us laugh made

(15:28):
a smile.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
We got a special request here. Let's get to this.

Speaker 14 (15:30):
Hey, Mikey Bob, hope you're having a good start to
the day. I was wondering, either for today in free
show history or just in general, we could hear I
think it was Facebook comments about Tupperware, either going out
of business or about a Tupperware party. I don't know,
but I would really like to hear that since it's.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Been a while.

Speaker 8 (15:53):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Yeah, the plastic containers, the Tupperware containers. I think they
went out of business a couple of years ago when
we were reading the Facebook comments.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Let's get back to this all the.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Time history today, Tupperware could be going out of business
now for those people who don't know, Tupperware is plastic
containers what it is. But I would say back more

(16:23):
in the eighties, Tupperware parties used to be a thing.
So it looks like Tupperware is going away. The company
could be folding. And then I know this sounds weird.
Let's read some of the Facebook comments.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
Oh boy, are you going to a very deep dark
place on the It's time for ninety six to one
kiss Facebook comments.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Denise a Fat Pat down the block for my aunt
used to sell it in the eighties before she passed.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
All right, I be Fat Pat Man, Fat Pat down
the block. You have the tupperware parties popping off in
the eighties. Mad Pet's God.

Speaker 15 (17:05):
Sat Pat is.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Legit, God sat Pat. The topperware lady left us. She's
up at the crossroad, Jim, and.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
I'm gonna miss that Pat.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
And I'm gonna miss Fat Pat alright, pee.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Man teasing piece the fat Pat.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Kard so dumb we're reading Facebook comments about Tupperware possibly
going out of business.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Dianasy, what is it? I can't even look at you,
Diana Cy.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
My brother Frank used to hide his weed in the
tupperware because it would seal air tight.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Two more to mark the weed from Fat Pat down
the block. You think Fat Pat was selling weed too tupperware?
You know what, man, I don't want to do this again,
but I got Fat Pat Man Mad Pet's God.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
One stop shop down the block from weed didn't wear.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Sweet topperware.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Pa, Miss sat Pat, and I'm gonna miss Fat Pats.
And Kay went to an adult toys and Tupperware party
years ago ended up drinking wine coolers and ended up
coming home with a bag full of sexy fun. Okay,
what sort of friends do you have that are doing

(18:26):
an adult by Tupperware party? I remember I got my
first adult toy from Fat Pat down the block.

Speaker 7 (18:32):
He's oh, my god, man again.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Fat pets adult toys.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
She's got Tupperware, she's got weeds, and she's got wiggawatts
And I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Miss fat Pat, but miss.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Fat and Pet by the way, hold on timeout, no timeout,
timeout time. Oh no, my brain, as we're sending Fat
Pat on the block from my ant who you sell tupperware,
weed and adult toys. As we're sending fat Path to
the crossroads for the third time, my brain was searching
for how I can use an adult toy name on

(19:12):
the show wiglewand came to my brain, and that's what
I decided to say Facebook comments after again the Tupperware
company Plastic Containers might be going out of business.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Mary h Oh my god, this Tupperware. We're gonna end
with the mary h.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Here. Last time I drank tequila was at a tuppy party,
ended up Ralphin and Marsha's front lawn bushes. It is
super Bowl week, but not really super Bowl week for
NFL social media teams because the NFL schedule release comes

(19:52):
out Thursday at APM. And if you've been following along
for the last couple of years, this is where a
team social media really, I mean, this is like the
playoffs right here. Who's got the best one? You want
to get a top five schedule release. You know what's
what's hot on the internet. What's gonna play good with
your fan base, what's gonna make it outside of your fan.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Base to go viral? The memes are in play. Everything's
in play.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Man having celebrities read some of it, it's all in play.
What if Aaron Rodgers was in town and he was
just here to film, don't do this the schedule release video,
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
And that's how they're gonna announce it.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
The schedule release video is just Aaron Rodgers giving you
game by game, but he's predicting winner loss, and he
predicts all wins. Honestly, the dumbest way for the Steelers
to steal the spot like today, have or Thursday, have
Aaron Rodgers read.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
The schedule announcement. All right, it's time to get to
the Pittsburgh Police Scanner. Again.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
A couple of great people will just listen to the
Pittsburgh Police scan They have you know, social media. They
have their own website, pghdash scanner dot com. It is
time to check in with Pittsburgh Police scanner. Find out
what is happening in and around our city. Shady side
caller said that an aggressive driver gave him the finger.

(21:18):
Oh no, and the caller didn't like you. You get
the police out here, Get them out here, call in SWAT,
calling the National Guard.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Track this car.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
I got the license plate, Okay, track them down, lock
them up.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Just who cares? It's a badge, honor.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
If you're driving around Pittsburgh somebody gives you a finger,
it just means you're going.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
You know, you do what we gotta dude, get to
where you go.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
You're doing it all out there. Don't call it costs.
Somebody just gives you a finger. Keep it moving. Also
happening in around our city downtown On fifth f caller
says they had a man is outside restaurant playing the
violin in The caller doesn't like it.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Set in the mood for romance. That's what I'm saying. Man,
What are we doing here?

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Then called the cops because somebody's trying to set the
proper vibe downtown.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Pre violin show, you know, and dinner. So hey, this
was gonna keep on him.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Kids on Market Square too, have a violinist on there
setting the table for romance.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
You don't love love? What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Think of the dumb reasons people around here call the cops.
Someone's playing a violin downtown. There's a violin down here. Now.
I will say this, though, if they're not a proper violinist,
I might call the cops too, because somebody that's trying
to play the violin that doesn't know how to.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Play the violin, that can get pretty annoying. Also happening
in here on our city.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Strip district, Novo Asian food haul caller says the employee
from Kung Pow Chicken is beating someone up.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Not sure what the caller expected. It's a good point.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
You wander into Kung Fou Chicken, you're getting Kung Fou Chicken.
You start messing around. They live up to the name
down there. It's basically like Allegheny West Wendy's. Okay, you
want to fight, you gotta fight crane to fight.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
It's in the name. It's kung Fu Chicken. Try them. Hey,
if you ordered something, they gave you the wrong order.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
The food wasn't prepared, right, that's okay. Keep it moving
better than getting your ass kicked. Don't go back up
to the collar and be like, hey, I want to
talk to a manager. A manager, talk to these fists, Chicken.
You're gonna talk to the fist, the knee, the elbow,
the foot.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
That's what's happening in and around our city.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Dan, all right, a paradigm may we'll tell you what
concert ticket you can win the this morning coming up
around eight am, and the Steelers re sign kicker Chris
Boswell to a big extension. We will read Steelers Facebook
comments around eight twenty five.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
It's Mikey and Bob the Mikey and Bob Podcast.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Hey, one of our moverers want some good vibes sent
their way. Mobers are what I guess we're calling listeners
of our show, sort of like Mikey and bobbers and
just put them together. It's Mobers, right, Let's get to
this talkback message brought to us by One Team Media.
It's our friend aunt Kaka Hi boys.

Speaker 13 (24:35):
It's Aunt Coca.

Speaker 10 (24:37):
Hey.

Speaker 13 (24:38):
Just wanted to get on here because I'm in the hospital.
I have a huge fricking kidney stone that's blocking my
right kidney. Oh no, so I'm going into surgery tomorrow
to get it, oh jeez out of me. So the
movies could just send me some good.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
Vibe be appreciated.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Happy birthday, Bob.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
And still from the hospitals. Still which is you a
happy birthday even though your birthday is New Year's Day?
Ye Kaca, get get well soon there good vibe yeh.
Send good vibes to Taca.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Uh. There's always uh people.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
Getting naked, getting arrested, making the news and making our show.
There's also always weird things happening down in the state
of Florida. It seems Florida stories have been a staple
on our show for years and years. Now, let's check
in with somebody getting naked down in Florida.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Here we go.

Speaker 16 (25:34):
Oh, all the listeners of the Freak Show, it's time
to double to the Sunshine State.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
It happened again. It's another Florida. Sorry, On to Florida
we go.

Speaker 6 (25:45):
Japanese found Santana naked at a vacant Oh.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
No, we got a naked loas naked Carlos.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
I'm taking app Okay what I had?

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Okay, So what you hear there is him at a
convenience store. This is before he gets naked, all right.
He's at a convenience store and he's just got he's
got like a can and he's got some cigarettes. And
he just tells like, I'm not paying for taking all
this taking all this stuff and all this stuff. I'm
not paying for it. You can't do that. Carlos down
in Florida.

Speaker 16 (26:19):
Asual and openly admitting he's about to steal.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah, just telling her, hey, I'm not paying for it,
I'm about to take it.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Jeffarty say, he stole a can of four loco and
four packs of cigarettes.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Okay, hold on one second.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Carlos Florida starter kit man, No Los, ready?

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Are you sure that's the Florida Starter Kit.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
I feel like anything goes from there, dude, A four
loco and four pack of cigarettes. Yeah, let's see how
this night ends for Carlos.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
All worth under fifty dollars.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
But what they found out next turned a simple theft
to a felony case. Well, it turned a simple theft
into a Florida story that makes our show because Carlos
steals a four low go and four packs of cigarettes.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Carlos is having a party.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
I don't know if anybody else is invited, but Carlos is.
He He's the Florida one man party right there. Dude,
He's got smokes for everybody. He does one can of for.

Speaker 16 (27:14):
Loco TRACKSNTNA to this abandoned home.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
All right, So they go to the abandoned house. The
cops they got the dogs. They're trying to find naked Carlos.
A K nine unit moves in and finds Santana naked.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Low Speakabo found naked.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Carli started, dude, wait, why are you naked? Well, if
you didn't see his previous uh fast.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Smoking, drinking and feel wonderful four packs.

Speaker 7 (27:42):
Of cigarettes and four Loco Carlos partied his.

Speaker 16 (27:45):
Pants Offntana now faces charges, including burglary for his eighteenth arrest.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
According to the Least.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Shoe, eighteen times this guy has been arrested down in Florida.
He put his jersey in the Everglades or something like that.
How do we retire a far man's jersey Florida legend? Yes, seriously,
eighteen arrests for Carlos there getting naked after stealing a

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four loco and four packs of cigarettes.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
It is a naked person and Florida making the show
once again.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
A para day in May, we'll tell you what concert
tickets you can win, coming up around eight am.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
We're doing it every day this month.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Noah con Yesterday there's Bruno Mars, it could be Olivia Rodrigo, Benson,
Boone Somber, Morgan.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Wallen noting Alex Warren shows.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Yeah, eight am, we'll tell you what concert tickets were
giving away today here on ninety six to one, Kiss Bob.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yesterday on the show, we were talking.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
There was something on the Pittsburgh Police scanner about someone
that got their crutches stolen from them. Yeah, yeah, to
call the cops. Let's get to his talkback message.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
I keep out from Conway. Just listening to the podcast
about the guy who stole the crutches police scanner just
reminded me of when I used to steal my dad's prosthetic.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Leg Okay, all right, I don't know if we need
to be doing that. Dad.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
He bring memory used to steal your dad's prosthetic legs
and it.

Speaker 5 (29:14):
Was just a joke, and I wouldn't like take it
for very long, but I used to get such a
kick out of it. And he would laugh.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Okay, as long as he's laughing, as long as he's
laughing and having a good time too, you know. You know,
the first couple of times she did it, though he
wasn't laughing, He's like.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Come on, give it back.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Yeah, that's a tough one right there, when he steals
your leg, and like, what do you do? You gotta
get up real quick and go to the bathroom.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
Right Eventually after he would get mad. But yeah, I
just wanted to chime in stop that because it just
reminded me of that. I just wanted to edit to
add that my dad has since passed away a few
years ago. I just, you know, I just wanted to
add that little bit just to in case people still
think he's alive, because he's not. But you know, I've

(30:00):
chimed in about his Steelers leg before his prosthetic leg and.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Oh yeah and all that stuff.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
Remember when we were talking about that.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yeah you see steeler leg guy. Now I remember prosthetic
leg with all Steelers on it.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
But anyway, yeah, I just wanted to share that. That
fond memory and stuff like this helps me get through
you know, missing him, especially around Father's Day. But I
hope you guys have a great day.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Thanks, Hey, thanks for sharing. Uh you used to steal
dad's prosthetic leg. Yeah, yeah, thanks for sharing that. That's
how we keep people, you know, their memories and what
they meant to us alive by telling stories like that.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
You used to fliping the steeler leg though.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
All right, hey, uh that was kind of like I
say something nice message right there?

Speaker 1 (30:45):
We got one right here. Our foreman guy is back.

Speaker 15 (30:49):
Let's get to say something nicer, say something nice, say
something nice?

Speaker 1 (30:56):
All right.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
You can send your talkback messages through the free iHeartRadio app.
You got something nice to say about someone or something,
Let's get to this.

Speaker 14 (31:02):
Hey, Mike's a Macro construction apprentice again.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Yeah, I want to send out a little say something nice.

Speaker 15 (31:08):
Yeah, saying nice, Say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 17 (31:18):
I had a big old tests for apprenticeship yesterday.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Pass it. Yeah, buddy, buddy, thanks to you guys giving
me a great verbal warm up. Yeah. Just screaming in
my ears all morning, so I was ready for my foreman.
Hell yeah, and uh yeah, say something nice. Love you guys.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
He Ace is Foreman's test because we were yelling at
him in the morning.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Say something nice, Say something nice.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
All right, A pair of day in May, we'll tell
you what tickets you can win on the station today
around eight am Steelers give a big fat extension to
Chris Boswell. We will get to Steelers Facebook comments about
eight twenty five and nine ten your chance to win
one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
It's Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
A pair of day in May, we'll tell you what
concert tickets you can win today here on ninety six
to one. Kiss in just a couple of minutes, it's
Mikey and Bob. Let's get to this talkback message brought
to us by the Pavement Group.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
It finally happened.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
You guys popped into my dream. Ah love this when
listeners randomly dream about us. It's very odd.

Speaker 18 (32:23):
We were hanging out and then Bob, you took us
on your boats.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Your boat was so cool.

Speaker 18 (32:31):
It had a pole in the back of it.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Man, I wish, I wish you had a I wish
well a pole. It could be a fishing pole, could
be a pool.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Though sometimes with the interaction poll pole sound you know,
could be a pole though too, Like I mean, putting
a pool on a boat. That's some real super yacht
type stuff. And I don't think they allow boats like that,
stripper poll from my exotic dances on the river. Very possible,

(33:04):
more possible than you owning a boat with a pool.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
But then again, she is dreaming this and you drove me.

Speaker 18 (33:10):
You, Mikey and two of my friends wow down the
river so we can go party in south side.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Party in the south side on Bob's boat. That might
have a pool in the back. What a dream, or
might have a pole in the back. Speaking of dreams
about poles.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Okay, where's this going.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
There's time I dreamt about you naked, because Bob, this
is why this happened. Okay, we were talking about dreams,
and you know, listen, I've had a couple concussions over
my life. I don't know if that plays any part
with it, but I never remember my dreams except one dream.
I remember. You were married to Serena Williams.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
It's the only dream I ever remember. Until last night.
Oh man, we were in the studio, okay, like we
are right now. Hu, you were completely naked in my
dream last night. You were completely in my dream, full
frontal naked, Bob, and I will never forget it.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
I'll never forget it being completely naked.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
I now have two dreams that I remember for the
rest of my life. Married to Serena Williams and Bob
naked again. If you've been following the show in our friendship,
I've known Bob since we played they lay baseball together
and we pride ourselves on being best best friend champions, like,
but we've never seen each other naked. Was I just

(34:34):
just out like, I'm not wearing clothes for the day.
It was like you were in angry but funny mode
where you were just like.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
I don't care, get these pants off me.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
And you were standing literally, hey, right over.

Speaker 7 (34:49):
There, and you're just full from like get the pants
off me.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
And you're just standing there naked, dude, naked, fully naked.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
And I gotta be honest, man, you look you looked alright, man.

Speaker 7 (35:03):
Good like everything and stuff. You look good for me. Man,
what a dream last night?

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Listen, You've had fantasies about me that would be considered
a fantasy. I believe that's a fantasy. I believe that
is a fantasy. When you dream of someone nude, I
believe that it's me ripping my pant call violently.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
I had a fantasy about you last night.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
I debated myself in my head whether I should bring
this to the show or just leave it in my
own brain.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Mikey having sexy dreams about naked girls.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
No, by the way, when I was married to Serria Williams,
it wasn't even like sexy dream or anything like that.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
We were doing mundane married people things. I'm the only
one to get.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
I think I realized why I dreamed of you naked
last night. Okay, I was at Bob's house. Yes, so,
I had a real bad issue with my computer yesterday.
I couldn't get things to work at all. Then we
get the problem fixed and everything. I'm on my way home.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
I'm out in my car. Now. You know where I'm going. Right,
I'm out in my car. You did this to me.
I set the trap. You set the trap.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
You did it.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
You think it's me trap.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
I go up his driveway. I'm at the car right, bye, Bob.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
He pulls his shorts down and shows me a butt
cheek at his front door. Neighbor could have saw doesn't matter,
doesn't matter at all. He pomped out a big white
cheek for me, and I just got in my car
and drove away again. Not the first time seeing Bob's
butt cheeks though, Oh man, I set the trap. The
trap was set. You showed me too much skin yesterday.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Wait to fall asleep tonight. My brain was like, wait,
we saw a buttchee. We're gonna see that big man
fully naked. I wonder what the rest of it looks like.
Oh my god, those I had a naked dream about
Bob last night.

Speaker 12 (37:00):
A day and me.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Gracie Abrams has a brand new song called Hit the
Wall that comes out this Thursday at eight pm. She
also announced yesterday her third album, A Daughter from Hell,
is gonna be releasing on July seventeenth, alongside her longtime
collaborator Aaron Destner.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Oh feel the bar.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Let me tell you, dude, feel the pow you bring
in Destner.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
It's a rap.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
It's gonna be an emotional album that I know I'm
gonna connect with if Aaron Destner touches it. And you know, yep,
you know that's good stuff right there. It's Mikey and
Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Uh,
real quick, let's get.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Some of that raw learn something together right now, it's.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Time to find out why the hell is this training
with Mikey in bad All right, I've been holding out
on this show for a while, but it seems like
it might be time to hop in with the Traders
here on NBC. NBC unveiled their fall schedule for the
upcoming year.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
The Traders.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Now, that has been a show that's only been on Peacock,
but it's gotten so big now, yeah, that they're putting
it on NBC.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
This is how it works.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Now, let's see if it cooks online and if it doesn't,
oh well, it was just on Peacock anyway. I feel
like by the end of last season of that show,
it was big. It was everywhere. Yeah, yeah, it was big.
So it's gonna air on Thursday nights, eight pm. So
that's gonna start in the fall. So the Traders that
show is uh is gonna be on regular NBC. I

(38:37):
mean also Peacock too, right right, but that's a big
move for them.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
They also unveiled that one or maybe four new.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
TV series are in the works for Fast and Furious. Okay,
wait one or possibly four one, Let's try it out
and see if we can do Fast and Furious TV.
Four Fast and Furious TV shows is way too much?
Do they think this is like the next end cis
where it's like I think so a bunch of different spinoffs,

(39:10):
and I think I think they look at it. I mean,
these big giant conglomerates just look at the properties they
own and somebody's like, hey, we own Fast and Furious.
What are we doing with it? Well, we're not really
making too many moods, all right, We'll make a TV
show that if you could do like Fast and Furious Miami,
Fast and Furious, Vegas Fast and Furious. It's just like

(39:31):
you can do Fast and Furious origins where somebody's playing
like youngm.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
It's it's everybody's got a universe now.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Fast and Furious Universe TV series could be one, could
be four in development, set to release the next movie
in twenty twenty eight.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Fast Forever is the next movie. Jerry Duty, Bob, I
know you like this show.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
You watch two seasons of that that's been renewed for
season three at at Amazon Prime. This is the show
where they have one person, and the person doesn't know
that they're surrounded by basically improv comics and people that
are really good thinking on their feet. They put them
in a situation. The last season was a company work retreat. Yeah,
and the guy was like a temp worker and everybody's

(40:16):
micd up in just hilarity. Ensues came in the day
before the work retreat kicks off.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Yeah. Season two was great, Season one was great.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Well, there you go, Bob, It's got renewed for season three.
Now Jury duty at Amazon Prime. Lord of the Rings
The Rings of Power season three has a fall premiere
date for Amazon Prime November eleventh. Rings of Powers set
years and years and years before the original books and movies.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Gotta be honest, love, Lord of the Rings. Seen all
the movies?

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Okay, saw the first two seasons of that show? Yeah,
I forgot it existed. Wow, So now are you out there?

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (40:52):
I have to go back and watch first two seasons
of the show to even remember what happened, so I
can watch season three when it comes out.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
I thought you were.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
About to take it in there and tell me you're done.
No with Lord of the Rings. You're kidding me, And
welcome back. Savannah Guthrie. Savannah Guthrie obviously host on The
Today Show. Her mom has still been missing and that
obviously situation doesn't have a good ending, it appears, but
they did announced yesterday that she is going to be
hosting an executive produced to Jimmy Fallon game show for wordle,

(41:24):
wordle this, I want to run people start or play
a wordle? Is that a pandemic? Like every day you
try to guess the word And there's probably some people
still playing wordle out here. But listen, they're putting it
on as a game show like a nighttime game show.
Doesn't listen, let me talk to you about game shows.
You put game shows on the middle of the day.

(41:46):
There's people my father in law's age that are watching them.
He's got a game show run that he does every day.
It starts part of his schedule. It goes let's make
a deal that it goes prices right, and then at
night it's Jeopardy and Wheel Fortune. Like the older you get,
the more all in, the more you love game show.
Is he on the word Does he played the word

(42:07):
word no? No no on his phone?

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Maybe he's gonna love it.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
No, dude, I'm just trying to figure out, you know,
how to make his phone ringer loud enough to where
he can actually hear it through his hearing age. Get
him on the wordle it's coming to TV manh Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
They will begin filming it this summer. All right.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
The Steelers have re signed Chris Boswell to an extension.
We will read some Steelers Facebook comments about that. I'm
sure there's not gonna be a Rogers, right, we'll get
to that around eight twenty five. Your chance at one
thousand dollars around nine ten. It's Mikey Bob.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Hey Conn NYSA. Today.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
It's gonna be mostly sunny today. Hi's near seventy degrees.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Not bad.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
This is good dog walking weather. Bobby dogs out on
these streets. Hey, By the way, get them dogs at
the ballpark tonight. Buck was our back ended at Home
to Night, taken on Colorado Rockies. It's pump night tonight. Yeah,
bring your dogs to the park again. Still need to
know who scoops it up though unanswered questions. I'm sure

(43:13):
it's just like pirates. Employees got to walk around and
be a scooper. But we've been doing pump nights for
years and nobody's ever answered that question. Like I said
the show yesterday, get the pirate pairt out there with
a giant Scooper man.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
He'll get it done.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Here's your Aaron Rodgers update for the day.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
It's actually just a horse fart. Never mind. We do
have a Steelers update though.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Yesterday they gave kicker Chris Boswell an extension. That's one
guy on the team where you're just like, all right,
give that dude whatever money he wants, right, make that
guy one of the highest paid kickers in the league
because he was kind of underpaid. He gets a four
year extension with the Steelers. He's under contract with the
Steelers through twenty thirty. He gets a twenty eight million

(43:58):
dollar deal seven million dollars a year. He's tied with
Brandon Aubrey with the Cowboys as the highest paid kicker
now in the NFL.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
He's heading into his twelfth season. Well deserved.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Everybody loves Boswell, He's been the dude forever. And then
we read the Facebook comments.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
Everyone is a GM everyone as a coach, everyone is
going to get tweet inch everything.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
It's time for Steelers Facebook comments.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Steelers kicker Chris Boswell gets an extension. We're in the
Facebook comments here, Russell.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
C good move. Can he play quarterback too? They can't,
Russ he can't.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
And k he's a Steelers Haller Famer. He's the one
guy that actually deserves all this money, John B. When
it's all said and done, Boswell was actually the best
killer bee.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Whoa whoa whoa?

Speaker 2 (44:59):
No, I mean Tonio Rose kill her be on the
field was still out here doing it.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
That's Oh. I met bos at a gas station. Where's
this going? I love Pittsburgh so much. I know, I
met bosit and gas.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Yeah, he was filling up, okay, and he took the time.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
What happened to the gas station? The FaceTime my son?

Speaker 2 (45:24):
I love him, man, legendary Jennifer, She's gonna tell people forever.
That's why you just gotta be nice to people. Because
you're Chris Boswell. You met her and you FaceTime your
son gas station. Now she's in the Facebook comments telling
us all about it, and we're telling Pittsburgh all about it.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Nice job, boss.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Chris Boswell signs an extension with the Steelers, wearing the
Facebook comments and Jennifer are here, daddy boss.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
That's all Don B The man who saved Mike tomlins ass.

Speaker 7 (45:58):
Over and over again deserves that dollar he gets.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
And Tomlin's gonna be catching strays in these Facebook comments
for the next two decades.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Yep, Mark b banging deep in Boss. We trust Donna Be.
I named a cat after him. I'm glad he's staying
around the burg. You got a boss cat, dude.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Boss is a great great Cato cat name man Boss
Paul H.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
Stone cold killer out there with steel balls.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
They should have paid him more for how many times
he's bailed this team out.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
I think the.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
NFL regulates the ball he's kicking out. I don't think
he's no stealing those balls. And one more here Mary
Gee sending him to find airon Rogers and give him
a kick right in the as. Keep sending your talkback
messages in today through the free iHeartRadio app Paara Day
in May. If you want to win tickets to go

(46:52):
see Somber in November at PPG Paints Arena, send us
a talkback message and you could try to win Somber
tickets today here on ninety six to one Kiss it
is Mikey and Bob. Also the free iHeartRadio app, that's
where you can win yourself a brand new deck up
to ten thousand dollars with our friends at sly Deck
in Fence and then me and Bob will come over
your house on your new deck.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
You have a little deck dot deck party, little party
with your friend.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Just leave us talkback message on why you want a
brand new deck.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
I Mike a big Bob. This is Missy from Mingo Junction, Ohio.
Oh man, we got Missy and Mingo. I would love
to win a deck for my mom around the pool.
Yeah from Slyde Deck in Fence. Okay, love you guys.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
All right, we've never considered if this is a deck
for around the pool, Bob, this could be a whole
pool party type.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Situation or Mingo Junction is ready for us. Okay, let's
get to another one here you guys.

Speaker 19 (47:44):
Is a shout up from Peters. My husband and I
have just started our family about two years ago. We
have a two year old son and a nine year
old nine month old daughter.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Congrats.

Speaker 19 (47:56):
We bought a house to grow into and unfortunately as
soon as we bought it, everything went well, so we
couldn't afford to do the enhancements that we wanted and
a deck for the kids would be so great.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
It's one thing about being a homeowner. You know, you
buy your first house, you buy like a starter house.
It's like an older house.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
If you own any house, craft just starts going wrong.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Right right, Yeah, you bought your house. Boy, You've had
some things go wrong.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Right. He's just part of the part of the process.
Let's get to another one real quick. Get Big Bob
Anthony here. Hey, just wanted to say, you know, you
guys are awesome. I love listening to you. Thanks.

Speaker 11 (48:37):
Uh, looking for somewhere this summer for my parents and
myself my brother to hang out, listen to some ninety
six Kiss FM.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Father's currently in a nursing home.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Okay, listen, you didn't have to lie about decks so
we can sit outside and.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
That No, I ain't got to do that.

Speaker 11 (48:56):
For some health issues. Mother just had some lung cancer removed.
So if you look for somewhere to kind of get
the filming together and get some good vibes going and
you know, hopefully everything back together.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Thanks.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Yeah, deck is a great place to just hang out.
Let me get to one more here, Hey, Mike.

Speaker 12 (49:11):
Kim Bob, this is Rachel from Newcastle. Been listening to
you guys for probably fifteen or sixteen years.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Yeah, sorry, I love the show.

Speaker 12 (49:18):
Listen as much as I can, but I do catch
up on the podcast, and I am just calling to
try to win the deck. My husband's been trying to
finish our deck for two years and we just don't
have the money to do it right now. So it'd
be awesome to win, and it'd be even more fun
to have you guys out to have a big party
with us.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Yeah, all you gotta do is enter send us a
talk back message.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
I thought he was just about to bury your husband,
be like he's been trying to put a deck up
for two years and can't.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
He can't put the damn thing together.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
I thought it was gonna be like he's not capable
of building a deck. He's got boards everywhere. He've been
watching YouTube videos. He's got the damn iPad out there.
He's watching this old guy. It's naylin and boards and stuff. Yeah,
that's another good thing about getting getting a deck put in.
You don't need somebody out there that maybe don't know

(50:08):
or trust. You know, like your husband's out there just
trying to throw it together.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
We got it.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
We're going to bring the professionals over brand new deck
from slide Deck and Fence.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
It's Mikey and Bob's Deck dot Deck party.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Keep sending your entries through the free iHeartRadio app. We
got a chance for you had win one thousand dollars.
Trying to pay your bills. This morning coming up around
nine ten, it's Mikey and Bob. Yesterday, Bob, it was
your son Jack's seventeenth birthday. Yeah, Happy birthday Jack. Yeah,
it's Mikeyobob the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Let me get
to this quick talkback message. It has to do with

(50:40):
Jack's birthday yesterday.

Speaker 17 (50:42):
Yeah, I'm cuting up on the podcast from yesterday, and
I was just listening to when Jack drove.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Into a mailbox.

Speaker 17 (50:50):
But I remember when he was like backing out of
the driveway and then back into another mailbox, like no
mailbox was safe on that road.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
I remember, And what hilarious is true?

Speaker 17 (51:01):
Anyway, Happy lated birthday, Jock, And I was always happy birthday, Bomb.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
No, it's not always happy birds celebration Yesterday January first
New Year's Day?

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Is Bob's birthday wasn't yesterday?

Speaker 2 (51:11):
He does have multiple mailbox kills. On our block alone. Yeah,
oh yeah, you know mailbox is or was they the
first time he backed out of the driveway and hit
a mailbox, and then the next time was down the
street and hit a neighbor's mailbox. Happy birthday, Jack. All right, Bob,
it's time to get down to Florida again. All these

(51:32):
weird things happening down the state of Florida that's going on.
It's time for another Florida story.

Speaker 9 (51:37):
Here we.

Speaker 16 (51:42):
Attention all the listeners of the Freak Show. It's time
to double to the sun time Staate. Yes, it happened again.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
It's another Florida story. There's a break in at a
school down there.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Police say the suspects jumped a fencier at University High
and then got.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
In through an unlocked door.

Speaker 11 (51:59):
Yeah in Mestigators say they spent over twenty minutes inside
the school's esse wing.

Speaker 18 (52:04):
They do.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
A lot of parents and neighbors here to wonder how
this could have happened. Yeah, how do you break it
into the school? Right?

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Schools are you know, secure and everything. Nah, wasn't even
a senior prik man, wasn't they? This is really people
breaking into a school just to steal some things.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
They say.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Those suspects rode eese bicycles and messed with their equipment.
All right, So they're just in there. They're having a
good time. They're like, we're in the school. Nobody's gonna
catch us. They're playing with their equipment. They're riding the
bikes around. Stole a bunch of lanyards. They stole some lanyards,
been broke into another classroom and stole over one hundred
hot dogs. Oh on no, now, we got a Florida

(52:44):
story cooking here. One hundred hot dogs. The Glizzy goblins
are down there.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
On that might be the Florida Glizzy Goblins. That's a
lot of meat to walk on of there with real
Glzzy goblins will take more a hundred. If there's more
one hundred there, fridge what they do?

Speaker 17 (53:04):
Man?

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Taking them all with me? You gotta keep your fridge
shut at night. That's like cases of hot dogs.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
There's a lot of hot dogs. One hundred hot dogs.
It's a lot of packs to carry out of school there, and.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Ice cream meant for students. Why hot dogs of all things.
Whatever you can find is what they'll take. Okay, So
you gotta talk to an eyewitness.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
What do you think about people stealing a hundred hot dogs?

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Why hot dogs of all things? Why hot dogs? Whatever
you can find is what they'll take.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
A hundred hot dogs stolen down in Florida might be
the quinzy goblins.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Man, you gotta watch out.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Keep your keep your fridges shut at night, keep all
your hot dogs in the meat drawer.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
They know where they are.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
And you don't even want me to get started on
the Florida underwear goblins because they're down there too.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
You gotta watch out.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Got a chance be in on a thousand dollars coming
up just a couple of minutes here, we'll give you
the uh.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Tell me doing what I wish. I wish people could see.
I wish people could see.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
I mean, I'm just starting off the segment here. I
gotta get myself fired up and in the zone. Okay,
and Bob just aggressively double smacks his nipples. You know,
you know how football players will like smash helmets together
like people do, like smelling salts to get in the zone.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Yeah, or like.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
You know, you're a basketball player on defense, you smacked
the wood. Yeah, that's all I was doing there, man,
I was just getting myself in the zone and it
starts with my nipples. Okay, I connect my nipples together.
Were two smacks. The next thing you know, I'm locked in.
You laid back in your chair, just letting, not talking,
and then just go like that's.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
What ready to go.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Don't tell me you didn't feel better and more locked
in after you smack your nips, lay back and give
him another snack. It's Mikey and Bob the Kiss Morning
Freak Show. Your chance to win a thousand dollars coming
up in just a moment. Again, I guess you won't
do it. Well. I want to hear from Frank though,
because everybody's sending us.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Frank, Frank, you do not know that. Don't don't be
saying things about Frank. You don't know Frank.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
By the way, for people who don't know, which we
really don't know either, Uh works at Bowser's Barbecue and Minaka.
Now somebody that knows Frank probably works with them and
just thinks, man, Frank is awesome. You come in here
with anything, Pittsburgh. Frank's got a take on it. Frank's
gotta tell you all about it. Everybody has in their life.
So this is Frank from Bowser's Barbecue and Manaca talking

(55:48):
about Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
He's had an offer.

Speaker 10 (55:50):
I gotta pay Gon for guess, but they got us
about Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Yeah, really Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 10 (55:58):
My blood pressure was so high yesterday. Every time I
turn on the news, Aaron Rodgers and Tom.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
You can't watch the news, Frank, they'll send the blood
pressure right out.

Speaker 10 (56:08):
Aaron Rodgers is going to sign Aaron Rodgers. What is
the infatuation with this guy? He's going to be forty
three years old.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Dude, I love.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
We just got an old guy, Frank at barbecue playing
Minaka just telling Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Hey, come on, buddy, he can't move right, they can't.
He can't move.

Speaker 10 (56:25):
He's making them look so stupid. You're a football organization
and this guy's gonna make you look that dumb. Come
on now, really, he's gonna win another Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Ain't happening. It's not ever going to happen.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Out Get rid of him, Get rid of him. We
don't have him right now to even get rid of it.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Blood pressures just through the roof.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Listen, Oh, mar Con, you're responsible for Frank and Minaka
barbecue place.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
You're responsible for his blood pressure. Ol mar Con.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
Frank, lean back in a chair and smack your nipples
a couple of times.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
It might call me Donkin nice.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Take a deep breath, give your nips a couple smacks,
and you'll be you'll be feeling better, Frank, I like, how.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
This is our Aaron Aaron Rodgers coverage on the show.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Let's hear from Frank, who works at a barbecue place
in Monaco's telling An Rogers.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
He's too old.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Yeah, five dollars a gallon, and I gotta worry about
Aaron Rogers when I turn on the news. All right,
here's your chance of what one thousand dollars? Try to
pay your bills.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Good luck.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
It is super Bowl week, but not really super Bowl
week for NFL social media teams because the NFL schedule
release comes out Thursday at APM. And if you've been
following along for the last couple of years, this is
where a team's social media really. I mean, this is
like the playoffs right here? Who's got the best one?

(57:55):
You want to get a top five schedule release? You
know what what hot on the internet, what's gonna play
good with your fan base, what's gonna make it.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Outside of your fan base to go viral. The memes
are in play.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Everything's in play, Manele having celebrities read some of it.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
It's all in play.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
What if Aaron Rodgers was in town and he was
just here to film, don't do this the schedule release video,
Oh my gosh. And that's how they're gonna announce it.
The schedule release video is just Aaron Rodgers giving you
game by game, but he's predicting winner loss, and he
predicts all wins. Honestly, the dumbest way for the Steelers

(58:37):
to steal the spotlight today, have or Thursday, have Aaron
Rodgers read.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
The schedule announcement.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
The entries continue for our Mikey and Bob's Deck dot
Deck party with slide, deck and fence. You could win
a brand new deck up to ten thousand dollars. Then
me and Bob will just come over your house for
a couple hours have a little party.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Let's get to this entry.

Speaker 8 (59:00):
My name is Rosalie with an Ie. I am calling
to enter into the deck and Fence contest. Yeah, my
husband and I have been in our home for a
little under three years and it has been an endless adventure.
I think a deck would be a great addition, and
we would love to have you guys at our house.
My Nana and my mom will cook. Thanks guys.

Speaker 5 (59:21):
Bye.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Whoa Nana's cooking mom and none of us cooking, like,
none of it.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
None of usn't play games night. No, she's not playing
around at all. She probably got like the arms too,
you know, like Nana arms, like a little flabby, little flabby. Yeah, man, Yeah,
you know you step in the kitchen knowing none of
us in there with those Nana arms.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
The flabbier the better. You're only getting the best food
you're ever going to have in your life.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
All Right, You're entered. Hey, Pop night tonight at the
and the Pirates game. Bring out the dogs, take your
dog out there. Pop Night Tonight. Bucco's back in time
taking on the Colorado Rockies this evening on PNC Parks
Mikey Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Hey, you know what show that's say.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
You ever have shows that your wife Becca will be
watching and you'll be like, I'm not watching this show,
Like I'm not sitting on the couch with you or
not watching this show together. But you're watching enough of
this show where I'll see it in passing and kind
of kind of like, what's going on here?

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Your wife? Have any of those shows?

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
But I think that's kind of how it was. Was
like Gray's Anatomy. It's not so much that you like
what's going on, but you've seen it enough where you
know what's going on, and then the characters and stuff
lure it into whatever the hell's happening on it, and
you're like, I'm kind of paying attention, kind of not
my wife.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Jamie is on a run right now with crikey, it's
the Irwins. Dude, what the hell is their.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Own their own run the zoo in Australia. Man, what
is that even on like Animal Planet or something. No,
I think it's on HBO Max. Actually I think it's. Yeah,
it's not want to streaming services. But yeah, man, I
got a lot more respect for the Irwins.

Speaker 15 (01:01:18):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
I thought it was all just you know, I thought
it was all just mirror balls and fun and games.
But they're really in there all just dancing with the stars.

Speaker 5 (01:01:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
I mean this show is probably like five years old
or something. I have no idea, but just that, crikey,
it's the Irwins hell overrun my wife Jamie Savin. Right
now they have an underwear episode. No, but see, I man,
can we just move on? Huh you're the one who
brought it up, Robert Irwin. Yes, he did an underwear
shoot before he was on Dancing cover that in depth.

(01:01:50):
I don't hang around long enough to see.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
If I'm only there for the animals.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
You let me know, do some investigating and let me
know that the other thing is with our show and
how much we've watched animal mating and animal birth over
the years. Every animal that I see on the show,
I'm just like, I know what that sounds like.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
And Jamie's kind of amazed.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
I feel like I feel like I'm a regular person
watching Jeopardy, but I have all the answers. I'm just like, Ah,
you don't want to hear koala mating?

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
No, no, no, no, you don't want to hear the
mating call of a koala?

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Though koalas are just you know, cute and for noah,
nah nah, you don't want to hear the maid Yeah,
that's that's what it was. So I feel like a
genius when I'm like, wait till you hear the Kali and.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Then like I watch a giraffe give birth and I'm like, yeah,
I've already seen this before the internet. We've been through that.
It's just a weird thing to tell my wife. I
have seen this on the internet before. You don't worry
about it. Like you've seen it. You're like, yeah, I
was with Bob when I thought I've seen all these
videos with Bob before. We've watched mating and birthing of
the entire animal kingdom. You can't show me nothing, criikee,

(01:03:09):
it's the irwins, all right, what do you want to
name the podcast today?

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Kung Fu Grizzy Goblin? Sounds good.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
You missed any of the show today, get caught up
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(01:03:41):
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Nice message to end the show on Bob see something
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Speaker 10 (01:03:52):
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