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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well the ninety six one kiss morning free show. Careful
with that sip of coffee there, the ice coffee you've
got today? How do you like it? How do you
like it?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
I know right, it's not it's not the best. It's not. Yeah, right,
it's not the best. That's not good. It's not a
good side here, it's not a good well. Hey, listen,
four day work week. We have mid coffee today, but
it's four day work week for us. We weren't on yesterday. No,
four day work weeks are awesome. I don't know why
we don't have four day work weeks for everybody. It's

(00:32):
all summer as soon as summer hits you weeks summer only. Yeah,
but I agree with that. And you're like, all that
won't work. Well.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Shift the work week, so it's like some people on
Fridays and some people have Mondays and rotat.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
It, you know, make it work, rotate, make it work.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
There's not Yeah, you shifts the workers. Some have Friday,
some at Monday. So your your staff isn't like completely
out of the building.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Damn you figured this all out, haven't you? Yeah for it?
Send him work, Send him to Congress right now. He's
ready to go. Bob's ready, dude. By the way, you
ever want to be an elected official, there's no chance
you would ever lose.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
I know, especially around here. I know that any politicians
around here just be in fear of my man right here.
He could take any one of you out. This Mustache
is coming for you. And it's not planning for a
four day work week. God, dude, you could win political
office in any any any place like mustache four day

(01:31):
work week, dude, get it done right, like wow? Yeah, alright,
every political party voted for this guy. It was it
was a sweet Hey. Uh, listen, if the show is
kind of mad today, we're blaming it on the ice coffee,
all right, So don't blame us. If the show's just
it's missing something. Something's missing out of the coffee, right,
it's not sweet enough or something. Yeah, wow, baby cook

(01:54):
eats some sugar, break and sprink sprinkle some sugar right
in there. Hey, some he wants to blame us for
their algorithm. We'll get to that coming up next here
on the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Also, we're getting towards
the end of May here, right, so a pair of
day in May we've been giving away some of the
biggest concert tickets, right, dude. I looked at the layout

(02:15):
of the week we got we got a week, buddy,
this week, these next four day we got the ones.
Eight am, be listening this morning. We have a chance
for you to win tickets to one of the biggest
shows coming. Uh eight am, be listening for that. It's Mike,
you Bob, Good Mornings. Worst Memorial Day weekend ever? This was. Yeah,

(02:38):
the weather was awful. Memorial Day weekend should feel like
the kickoff the summer. Yeah, should be like eighty eighty
five degrees and just nice where you're like, oh yeah,
we're about to get into summer here where.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
It starts Monday and Tuesday where it was like great fortune, hot,
almost record highs.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
It just left us where that go. We need that.
It's gonna be warm again today. Highs in the low eighties,
mix of sun and clouds, but some rain could come
through the area. Yeah, just not a great Memorial Day weekend.
If you had like an event planned, or if your
job or you know, something you were doing with the
family or your friends entailed you to be outdoors. It

(03:17):
was just not a a great weekend in our area.
It's Mikey Bob the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
You know, if you're listening to the show long enough,
not only do we maybe pop in your head every
now and then, we also apparently pop into your algorithm.
Let's get to this talkback message brought to us by
One Team Media. Well, fellows, the machines are taking over.
I was a little behind on the podcast. So two

(03:38):
days ago I listened to Mikey's horse fart video. Okay.
A day later it started showing up with my Instagram feed. Okay,
so of course I looked the first time because you know,
why not, and then I watched it the second time
it showed up because I hate myself. Yeah, but okay,
the machines are taking over and everyone's listening to us.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
All right, listen, how many times have you watched it?
Why you gotta blame me for that. It sounds like
you like it. You're blaming us, but you watched it.
You watched it twice. That algorithm's going to listen into it. Listen,
send the more. What do you want on your algorithm?

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Like, honestly, everybody needs like person who is taking care
of a horse pushing on the horse's stomach to release
some gas. Everybody deserves to see this in their algorithm. Right,
just oh, that's good stuff right there. You watched it twice. Yeah,

(04:36):
we may have led you there, but you watched it twice. Okay,
just wait until the whales starts showing up. That's when
you gonna really be popping. Hey. Coming up next here
on the show, we will check in man, there's a
lot of things that happened in and around our city
on Memorial Day weekend. We will get to the Pittsburgh
Police scanner. Coming up next, Also a pair of day
in May a massive concert ticket for you to try

(04:59):
to win. Today around eight am, It's Mikey and Bob Kiss.
I'm Mikey bum. Hey, thank you for listening to our
Mikey and Bob podcast. Now, whatever you're listening on, we
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(05:20):
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Speaker 5 (05:30):
Two.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Oh yeah, that's fun too, right heep on and random places. Yeah,
hit that little talkback microphone and you can send us
a message and maybe you'll make the show. Watch Out
here come then, Buckos, Watch Out. Pirates beat the Cubs
two to one to kick off a seven game homestand
manager Don Kelly ejected for the second time in three Hey, Donnie, baseball,

(05:55):
they're getting caught not taking anything. Yeah, there's a pitch
that like, it looked like it grazed Connor Griffin's helmet,
but they said, nah na didn't hit him, and Donnie Donny,
Donny Kelly's like, hey, review that. Then the reviewed and
he's like, nah, I don't think it hit him. And
then Greg Brown was losing his mind in the booth.
He's like, you can see it right there. And I

(06:15):
was looking at him like I don't think it hit
him either, but Greg Brown was going nuts. Pirates back
at it today. Braxton Ashcroft pitching tonight, and ladies and gentlemen,
it is gro Goo Bobblehead night at the Bucos game
tonighth That was the real noise. By the way. Yeah,
you gotta buy a special ticket for it, so it's

(06:37):
not just anybody go to the game. It's one of
those they acquired the ticket. No, no, I mean if
I want it bad enough, I'll just somebody goes sell
it to me at some point or something like that.
You see it though, it's sweet looking. Yeah, I see
a lot of teams have a gro goo bobble. You
don't want it. I don't talk like man, don't talk.
I like it, but not enough to go down in

(06:59):
the park spend money on a ticket and do the
whole parking thing and go it. I like it, but
if I really want one, I'll get it in another
way other than actually going to a pirate game. The
dark web. Yeah, dark web, all dark dark web for that. Yeah,
God's Mikey about the ninety six to one Kiss Morning
Freak Show. It's time to check in with the Pittsburgh
Police Scanner over a big Memorial Day weekend too. Let's

(07:22):
see what's going on again. A couple people listening to
the Pittsburgh Police Scanner. They have their own website pghdash
scanner dot com, and it is time to check in
with Pittsburgh Police Scanner find out what is happening in
and around our city Downtown Triangle Park. Carr says it.
A group of thirty people are handing out beers in marijuana,

(07:42):
including the children, and the caller doesn't like it. I
don't know who is doing free samples. They're handing out
beer and weed like thirty people in Triangle Park. They
trying to get the holiday weekend party going? Or what
is there? Like flyers made for this, Like, hey, meet

(08:03):
us and Triangle Park around noon. All right, we're gonna
have our own little party. Sounds like a mythical party,
it does. It doesn't sound rare. Now weed everybody he
had users. Only thirty people there. Man walking through downtown
all got beers, We all got weed. The kids were
there too. I saw a kid try weed for the

(08:23):
first time. I saw the kids first beer. It does
not sound real, but either way, that made the Pittsburgh
Police scanner this weekend also happening in and around our
city East alleghany where they have the famous Wendy's that
doesn't play. Carr said he pulled over because the rain
and hookers keep going up to his car. Is he

(08:49):
bragging like, man, these hookers won't leave me alone. It
does sound like a brag. I mean, just I feel
this pain that we used to live downtown. Yeah, but
never called host Hooker's never left me alone.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Yeah, well, you know, hey, sugar, I'm hearing the block,
I'm hearing them away.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
I mean, there's no way meaning you could ever hide
from the uh the women of the night down downtown
sniff me coming. But listen, you know, hey, world's all
this profession. What are we doing here? You know, the hustle,
hustle you respect gostly. You don't need to call the cops.
You know, you don't want any of the services. Keep

(09:31):
moving along, or somebody from the east Alleghanty Wendy is
gonna come out and beat your ass. That's what's happening
in and around our city. Cat, I'm micay hearing Bob.
Anybody answer you? No answer? Oh all right? Well, still
mystery why it smells like sausage here and only Bob

(09:52):
can smell it? Creams The Mikey and Bob podcast on
iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts. Stuck inside for
a lot of the extended Memorial Day weekend because of
the rain. We're getting some more rain today, mix the
sun and clouds. Highs today in the low eighties. I
don't know why I started doing this, but I'm back

(10:14):
in on a show. I mean, this show has been
over for years and years and years. Do you remember
the show with the plane crash and the weird island Lost?
I started rewatching Lost, rewatching it. Yeah, I haven't watch
it since it originally aired. Great show still right right? Well, yeah,
I just I'm done with season one. That was my
weekend binge. The first season of Loss, got four more

(10:35):
to go. I know exactly what happens, but also I
don't because I barely remember this show at all. I
remember I liked it. But yeah, that's what I started
rewatching this weekend because every time I looked outside, I
was like, yeah, it's just raining out there and it sucks.
It's Mikey Bob the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
On Sunday night, our station had the Kiss Summer of

(10:57):
Kickoff Cruise on the Gateway Clipper and guests who came
into town. Our buddy Geoe from Cleveland was in Pittsburgh
this Memorial Day weekend. Let's get to his talkback message,
brought to us by the Pavement Group.

Speaker 6 (11:09):
Hey, Mike, you and Bob, this is Greal from Cleveland.
I just got off the Summer Kiss Kickoff Cruise. And
it was such an incredible time.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Just like last year.

Speaker 6 (11:18):
This was my second year doing it and I loved it.
Just the music, some music, just the views from the boat.
It was all incredible. I have to say that Justin
is a great host. He did an incredible job.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, it's our guy, Justin who does the night Joe. Yeah,
throwing the party on the gateway clippers MIAs.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
Was really good. It was just an amazing time overall.
And Geo, I think this might become my new Memorial
Day weekend tradition.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Oh my, Geo, every Memorial Day weekend though, We'll just
come out here every year. Yeah dud, this cruise spend
Memorial Day weekend here in the burg every year. And
before I got on the cruise, I also went over
to the original for Manny. Oh jeez, what a yinser
weekend GEO had. GEO coming over from Cleveland to see

(12:08):
all this, you know, full tour leaving town as the
Calves get swept by the NIXT which.

Speaker 6 (12:13):
Was actually my first time in the Strip district as well.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Oh my gosh, that.

Speaker 6 (12:17):
Was really cool for me just seeing the original location
and yeah, it was just a great time today. I
hope you guys continue doing this cruise for years to come.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
I love the show. By Jess Geo from Cleveland in
town just tearing up. Pittsburgh had a weekend, a week
had a weekend. I was like it all right, A
pair of day in May. There's some big concert tickets
for the rest of the week. Here we'll tell you
what show you can win tickets to around eight am
this morning. It is a big one this morning. Be

(12:48):
listening around eight am. Also, we'll get to today's weird
Florida story that has to do with Pokemon cards and
a chainsaw. Around seven to twenty five, it's Mikey Ababa
Kiss Morning, Free show. Goody. Who's so big concert ticket

(13:09):
we're giving away this morning? Find out who it is?
Coming up around eight am as we continue a pair
a day in May. Here on ninety six to one, Kiss,
it is Mikey and Bob. Let's get to this talkback
message brought to us by One Team Media. You want
to be part of the show. You can send your
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Speaker 4 (13:25):
Hi, Mikey and Bob, this is missus Coach Putney from Tampa.
I am a teacher and so excited is the last
week of school.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Teachers, everybody with kids, administrators, janitorial staff, cafeteria workers, congrats
a lot of you. It's we're real close here.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
But I was in Disney today and I went and
sat in the Hall of Presidents because air conditioning?

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Is that the only reason why people go in the
Hall of President's, Like you're at Disney World, you don't
want to go to the Hall of President's. Nobody wants
to go see the Hall of Presidents but cool in
their air conditioning in ninety.

Speaker 5 (14:03):
Eight degree weather.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
Yeah, And I realized that you have destroyed the Hall.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Of president Okay, hold on one second, hold on, we
have destroyed the Hall of President's at Disney World for you.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
How is this Because at the end of the show,
they introduce each president, and as I am sitting there
watching the show, all I can think of is, you
guys are giving your top ten crop dusting presidents, and
the looks that are on their faces at the Hall
of President's definitely agrees with your statement. I have a

(14:37):
great day.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah, you know what, Let's do that for today and
Free show History takes you back today history top five
presidents that would cropt us You or pass gas in

(14:58):
your presence. B up. Number five on your list, the
twenty second and twenty fourth president, mister Grover Cleveland Clan. Alright, listen,
a lot of you might need to google these pictures
because me and Bob were looking at a list of
president's pictures and these are all based on their photos.

(15:19):
Number four, Number four is George H. W. Bush, the
forty first president. Yeah, okay, all right, so you're going
with like Bush Senior. Yes, yes, so you think he's
squeaking them out. You think he has no shame at all,
and he finds humor in it. Okay. Number three president,
that would crop us you were pass gas in your president.

(15:41):
It's the forty third president, George W. Bush. Oh my gosh,
father and Solar Como both Bushes in the top five.
Father Bush handed down, Yes, okay, all right, Bob your
what are we on? Number two? Number two? Second president
that would crop us your pass gas in your presence?
Joe Biden, Joe Biden, it is why Joe owens a

(16:07):
smirk on his face. Could be happiness, could be him
just letting out some gases. He's passing a passing along
big one here, though. Bob's number one president that looks
like they would pass gas in your presence or crop
dust you. It's the eighth president's Martin van Buren. Oh hello,
whoa everybody google a picture of Martin van Buren. The

(16:31):
eighth president right now is by as Bob is claiming,
he is the president most likely fart in your presence
or crop dust you. He's the president of arts, all right.
He is my top five presidents that would crop dust
you or pass gas in your presence. Number five, Bob,
I also have the twenty fourth to twenty seventh president's
Crover Cleveland. If you make both of our lists, you

(16:54):
know you know you're the guy right. Number four, I'm
going with the forty sixth president. It is Joe Biden,
same refic. All This guy seems like Mark, seems like
he has no shame, doesn't even care. He might not
even know he's farting in your presence. Number three, I
got the eighth president, Martin van Buren MVB with the

(17:18):
assbdsvy van Buren. You gotta look up the picture of
Martin van Buren. He looks like he's a sneaky crump duster.
Number two, I got the forty third President. It's George Bush.
It's George, it's the sun.

Speaker 5 (17:35):
It's not Dad.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
I feel like George Bush, the forty third president, right
in the sun. Not number one though, Bob, my number
one president on President's Day, that would crop doest you
or pass gas in your presence. I need you to
google this man right now. Thirteenth President Millard Fillmore. Millard Fillmore. Guy,

(18:00):
look at Millard Fillmore and tell me that that dude
dropping a hot Millard Phillmore is not. Tell me that
guy's not crop dusting the entire west wing of the
White House. Millard Fillmore, I have the thirteenth president as
my number one president. That would crop us your past
gas in your president. Millard Fillmore looks like kind of

(18:21):
guy shows up your house and like uses your toilet
and then comes out and announces to everybody, you're gonna
want to give that one. A couple of minutes, they're
out and there A Paara Day in May. It is
a big show. We're giving away tickets to this morning
around eight am. Find out what artists you can win
tickets to a Paraday in May a round eight am.
I'm kiss morning freak show. It is Mikey and Bob

(18:43):
topp into this roll something together. Right now, it's time
to find that what the hell is this trading with
Mikey and bab didn't even know this was a thing.
There is an award show on last night, the American
Music Awards. Wow, still go I guess so. Artists of
the Year bts Okay, did they show up? They did? Yeah? Okay.

(19:08):
The New Artists of the Year cats I. Cats I
is good like cats Eye. They also showed up. They
showed up too, okay. Album of the Year went to
Sabrina Carpenter. Song of the Year went to Golden Best
Male Pop Artist, Justin Bieber, Best Female Pop Artist, Sabrina Carpenter,
Breakthrough Pop Artist cats I. They showed up.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
A lot of these award shows. You can tell who
shows up. Queen Latifa hostedna Win. Yeah, Queen Latifa was
the host. Do you see the reunion?

Speaker 1 (19:37):
No? What reunion? Fergie was back with the Black Eyed Peas.
Oh my goodness, what's about up? Dude? The world? Stop?
Are we ready for another Black Eyed Peas run? Ah?
It might have been long enough.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Smaller venues, yes, smaller venues, Smaller venues than they have
like songs that everybody knows.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
We don't need new music.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
No, we don't need that, Like that's the mistake that
all these nostalgia.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Yeah, yeah, I have, Yeah, you don't need new Hell
the new music, we don't need that usually doesn't work
out all right, So American Music Awards we're on last night. Also,
I think a lot of us know that there's a
new Star Wars movie out. Over the long Memorial Day weekend.
Mandalorian and Grogu made one hundred and sixty three million

(20:28):
globally one hundred million domestically, so it sort of beat
the I think it was expected, like it was like eighty, right,
you need to one hundred, maybe one hundred on the
high end. So yeah, it did pretty good. And also
the Michael Jackson movie, it's up to eight hundred million
dollars worldwide now. It is now the second highest grossing

(20:50):
music biopic of all time, behind Bohemian Rhapsody in twenty eighteen,
which was nine hundred and two million. So looks like
Michael's probably gonna yeah Bohemian Rhapsity and Freddie Mercury and
knock them off the top spot. It's crazy that's almost
made a billion dollars a Michael Jackson movie.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Did they have Michael Jackson popcorn buckets? Like you were
just at the theater he saw the Grogu Mandalorian I
did get.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
A Grogu ten bucket? Yeah? Yeah? Did they have like
a dazzled glove popcorn bucket? No, dude, of Michael Jackson
popcorn bucket. It just his head though, but like his
hair is the popcorn that? Yeah, almost like a chia
pet with popcorn. I'd be pretty sweet.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
I was thinking the giant be dazzled glove that you
could just stick down in the front of your pants.
That could just sit there as you're watching the movie
and you could.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Have some. Drake has the number one, number two, and
three albums on the Billboard two hundred chart, first time
an artist has all three albums and the one, two three,
I mean since nineteen fifty six when the chart started.
That was his goal, right, Like that was kind of
I think so kind of the play with this seems
like to get out of his record deal and everything

(22:06):
it is. Iceman is Drake's fifteenth number one album, which
means he goes ahead of jay Z for the most
number ones among solo men. And tying him with Taylor
Swift for the most number ones among solo artists. All right,
so what that says to me? Jay Z and Taylor
Swift back in the studio, please back in the studio.

(22:29):
There's only one act now ahead of Drake for number
one albums. It's the Beatles. Yeah, they got nineteen number
one albums, so not too bad. And then of course
at the Pirates game tonight, it is big giveaway night.
It is the Grogo bobblehead at the Buccos game tonight,
Pirates beat the Cubs two to one, kick off a
seven game homestand it is It's Grogu Night at the

(22:51):
Bucco game tonight. Gotta have a special ticket for it,
though they ain't giving it to everybody. Coming up next
on the show, there's always weird things happening down the
state of Florida. Florida story has been a staple of
our show for years and years now. Florida Story around
seven twenty five has to do with Pokemon cards in
a chainsaw. Stick around for that and apparent day in May,

(23:11):
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June first at eight am. Right here on ninety six
to one Kiss. There's always weird things happening down in
the state of Florida. Florida Story has been a staple

(23:53):
on our show for years, and it's going on. Let's
checking with Florida listeners of the first It's time to
the Suntime stage. Yes, it happened again. It's another Florida Story.
Down to Florida we go.

Speaker 7 (24:08):
This is security video from Collection Realm, a collector's shop
in Lake Park, Okay. And investigators say that's thirty three
year old Clayton Warren of West Palm Beach.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Oh what did Clayton do? Hurling a rock at the
glass window in front? Okay tried to throw a rock
through the glass window multiple times. Yeah, it didn't work
because it's it's hurricane glass.

Speaker 7 (24:28):
Hurricane impact class so it stayed solid. But the store
owner told me Warren did not give up.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
No, I didn't give up there. So this guy's trying
to break into like a card shop. Yeah yeah, and.

Speaker 7 (24:37):
He went home or wherever he went, came back about
an hour and a half with a chainsaw.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Yep, all right, so he's got a chainsaw. Now, my
guy going to lows for like an hour and it
like no, his chainsaw cut through glass, right, Like what
do you He can't throw rock through the glass, so
he's like, I gotta think of something else there, so
let me go. Hour and a half later, he comes
back with.

Speaker 7 (24:58):
A chainsaw, a chain saw, a chainsaw, and there's video
of that too, awesome. Warren has more success here and
is eventually able to carve out a hole in the glass.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
All right, so he's into the collector's like card shop
now right. The rock didn't work, Then he went and
got a chainsaw. Cosey chainsaw. The hole got into the
collector's shop and then he gets to work. Oh what
is he gonna do?

Speaker 7 (25:21):
You see Warren stuffing whatever he can in a bag
before exiting through the same hole he came in.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
They did indeed steal about between ten and fifteen thousand
in Pokemon cards. Geeze, man, I mean, I don't know
I'm risking it all for Pikachu. I mean, I don't know
how I'm whipping your chainsaw. Man. I just it's a
lot of Pokemon cards. I feel like, I don't know
what this shop was holding on to. But fifteen to

(25:47):
twenty grand a Pokemon cards that he wanted to rip
packs really did? Man, He even went back and got
the chainsaw. He said, we're ripping packs tonight. It didn't
take deputies long term, fine Warren.

Speaker 7 (25:58):
They say he was driving his mom's SUV.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
That, oh no. The saddest head to the story. They
caught you. You driving mom? Yes, v Mom, I gotta
go up for a while. My mom, I'm going to work.
I take the car. You don't have a job. It's
my first day. He just steve breaks into a place,
steals like fifteen twenty grand worth Pokemon cards in his

(26:24):
mom's suv with your chainsaw. Not just that.

Speaker 7 (26:27):
Bostle Locata went back and found Warren had been at
the store a few days earlier, shopped for a few
hours the scoping it out. Warren now faces multiple felony charges.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
And can you just imagine going to jail. What are
you in here for? Well, I drove my mom's car
and went and stormed tokimon cars. He's like real killers
in Florida jail. You're not gonna survive very long in
Florida jail if that's what you're in for. It is
Florida making the show once again. All right, stick around,
trust me eight am. We do a Paara day in May.

(26:58):
You can win concert tickets some of the biggest shows.
We have one of the biggest that you can win
tickets to find out who around eight am. It's Mike
you bop so we get you. Remember when we were
asking last week, when the Pirates do like Pop Night,
who has to clean up all the dog logs and everything?

(27:18):
We got an answer.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Hey, chicken nugget in French. This is Stephanie, a long
time listener.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Solid Names.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
I just wanted to let you guys know how they
pick up poop at Pirate games when this Pop Night.
Since I've taken my dog to two separate games, they
have a designated section for pop so you can only
stay in there. And then there's a crew like our
company that picks up dog poop and they have like
that sawdust stuff area where your dog is supposed to
poop back and those people pick it up.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
All right, Levea is by all right? They got a
crew that makes sense. Wow, So they don't. It's not
like the pirate pairrot out there with a big dust
pan or anything like that. They actually have BROGI the
no by the way, alping you know Hannah wrestling? Are
you kidding me? This is the greatest city on Earth?
What was that? Wait? Hold on, what's it is that?

(28:05):
Is there strip District Hannah or is real Halapenohannah? Just
on these streets? Did the pirates allow hallopeno Hannah get
in a fight? I can't really understand what happened over
the Memorial Day weekend, but there's video all over the
Pittsburgh Internet of Halapaenjohannah in a wrestling match, like legit
wrestling ring, the ropes, the turnbuckles, all that Halapanohannah was

(28:28):
wrestling backyard wrestling stunts.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
It looked legit. It looked like the real suit did.
If that's a bootleg suit, it's a damn good one.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Somebody explain how Halapen Johannah got into a legit wrestling
match this weekend in like an actual wrestling ring. If
that's a bootleg suit, it's a dupe from like a
real China factory.

Speaker 8 (28:49):
Now.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
I know that you can rent the parogis though for
like parties and stuff like that, but like why yeah,
Like I don't you have to tell them like what
they're gonna be in for, you know, because if not,
then I don't know. Let's take Kalipenio hand on adventures
man right back, that's Mikey Bob the ninety six to

(29:11):
one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Hey, I'm telling you, the
Pittsburgh Police Scanner had a weekend here. We had a
long weekend for Memorial Day yesterday, right, A lot of
happening out on these streets. Yeah, the Pittsburgh Police Scanner. Again,
it's just a couple people who will listen to the
Pittsburgh Police Scanner. They post on social media, they have
their own website, pghdash scanner dot com. It is time

(29:33):
to find out what is happening in and around our city.
This is in Carrick, Brownsville. Road caller said, he sees
a van that says cocaine van written on the side.
Caller believes it's suspicious. Dude, there's the insur cocaine van,
a car, cocaine van, this CCV. Oh my god, the

(29:57):
ice cream man thought on these. Okay, now I know
what happened here. I know what happened here. This is
a dirty van. And then somebody just wrote cocaine van
hu right right, And the person who's driving the van
didn't know that their van was dirty enough to have
messages written on it. So somebody probably maybe driving behind

(30:17):
the van is just like, well, I can't have a
cocaine van in mind it It's like, oh, all right,
settled down, it's not written nobody's maybe maybe may all right,
maybe all right? Maybe maybe maybe the cops did be
called there because we're not sure if it's legit cocaine
van or not. Also happening in around our city, East Liberty.

(30:38):
This was at the Goodwill on center out. Caller is
an employee, said that while attempting to kick out.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
A banned elderly woman, what do you do to get
banned from Goodwill?

Speaker 1 (30:48):
She mooned him on the way out. Well, maybe it's
not the first time the good Will employees have seen
the granny cheeks. That might be it. She might be
a mooner good Goodwill granny cheeks. Dude might be And
I want to know this lady's track record, Like when
an elderly woman walks into a Goodwill story, he got liberty,

(31:09):
They got your picture up, they know you. But cheeks.
Get out of here. Take those cheeks outside. Nobody wants
to see the cheeks anymore. You know, elderly woman butt cheeks.
I'm gonna show them. Are haling over prices, Like what
what made you so angry at Goodwill? Drop your pants?

(31:30):
Plus an elderly woman too. You can't fight, you don't
have a weapon. You got one thing though, long droopy
butt cheeks. That's what's happening in and around our city.
See Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey at the Calves game
the other night. That's kind of fun, right, Travis, ponding beers.
They're having a good time.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
I saw the clips of them like on the court,
but then I saw them walking through like the back
entrance and the people coming out of sweets and seeing them,
and they were they were taking time to say hi
to like everybody's incredible.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
They're that famous and they still are just like seems
like very nice people.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Yeah, they're very aware of like at least Taylor is
very aware of, like where the little kids are and everything.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
It's awesome. I'm starting to see that stuff rob Off
on Travis where he'll never pass up a kid or
anything like that. Yay, good, go get married kids. Go
get married kids. By the way, Cavs get their ass.
Kids swept by the New York Knicks. New York Knicks,
You're in the NBA Finals, all right. Coming up next
on the show right around eight am, a pair of

(32:30):
day in May will tell you what concert tickets you
can win. We got a big concert today. Coming up
next on the Kiss Morning Free Show, it's Mike and Bob,
a pair of day in May and man, we got
a big ticket to win today. We'll tell you what
concert you can go to. Coming up next here on

(32:51):
the Kiss Morning Free Show, it is Mikey and Bob.
Let's get to a talkback message. You can send them
through the free iHeartRadio app if you want to be
part of the show. Talkback message is brought to us
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Speaker 9 (33:00):
Media Guys and Green Tree on Friday's podcast.

Speaker 6 (33:04):
Boy, I'm learning so much, probably more on this show
than I did the two years I was enrolled.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Yeah in college. Yeah, I mean we're basically college professors
at this point, me and Bob with the education that
we get. The wonderful people who listen to us.

Speaker 5 (33:19):
Fingers in the front toes in the back.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Yeah, that was giraffes, right, Girafts have fingers in the front,
toes in the back. Drafts don't have legs. We learned, uh,
no contact, fingers in front toes in the back. Yeah,
I like it. You know, I never heard an elephant
mating call. That was cool. Yeah it.

Speaker 9 (33:37):
Sand Castle was open, sand Castle back open, yeah, wild
open to you.

Speaker 10 (33:43):
Holy smokes.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Holy smokes is right by the way. What an awful
opening weekend for sand Castle idle wild right, Memorial Day weekend,
sunshine and fun and it's just awful weather. I've heard it.

Speaker 11 (33:54):
You go to the aquarium now, next time I'm there,
I'm gonna be looking for this rare one legged way.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Okay, they don't have a one legged wail at the
the aquarium. Okay, you sure anyone out in those rivers,
maybe in the rivers down in the deep maybe in
the deep.

Speaker 5 (34:10):
Man, Just what an educational journey?

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Yeah, you know I was on today.

Speaker 6 (34:15):
It happens all thanks to Bob Ny the research guys.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Wow, Bobny the research guy. That's a great name for you. Yeah, okay,
listen garage though, Mikey, I don't know know that. You know,
I didn't start thinking about horses not having legs or
you should offer a some type of bachelor degree me
and you. Yeah, from Mars show. Let's get to another
talkback message here.

Speaker 5 (34:39):
Hey, thank you Bob real quick. We've been talking a
lot about horses having fingers and all which whatever.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
You know, it's not whatever, though it's not disturbing. Nobody
told us the truth this whole time, that they're not legs.
Horses don't have legs. Why why? I guess it's a
big deal they talk about. That's a big deal. This
should be like one of the first things we learn.

Speaker 5 (35:04):
That's mind blowing itself. But I had another thought. My
uncle shoes horses.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Your uncle shoes horses, Okay, all.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
Right, for a living, he's a farrier.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Is a fairier the official term for it. I didn't
know that the people put the shoes on horses. The
horseshoe people. They're they're farriers. Still learning. Okay, all right,
James Ferrier.

Speaker 5 (35:24):
Does that mean that he's that was a weird horse manicurist?

Speaker 1 (35:28):
It does, Yeah, I think right, horse manicurists.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
Giving horses manicures exactly. I mean, that's fantastic. Happy birthday, Bob.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Birthday, Thank you. Bob's birthday is New Year's Day. I
think that's right if you're a person who deals with
horseshoes horse manicures. Hey, by the way, we need their
horse horse rings horseshoes, and we can't call them morshoes anymore.
They're not on their feet, right body? Whoa oh body?

(35:57):
Why do we call them horses shoes when they're not
on their feet? They should be called like horse gloves
or something. Wow, horsnails. Why are we doing this? I
don't know why we're doing this. Hey, let's get to
the business at hand. Though. Buckle up, because we got
a big concert to give away right now. Pay close
attention here. It's a big one. They're a D and

(36:20):
me one of the biggest hardest tickets to get twenty
twenty six. We're giving away tickets today to go see
Olivia Rodrigo and the September at the Arena. You were
just telling me the second the secondary market prices on these.
I look this up through the roofs side stage obstructed

(36:44):
view where you don't even get to see like Olivia
like face, like head on right side of the stage.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Obstructed view, might touch a speaker or something blocking half
the stage.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Three hundred and thirty dollars one ticket and you don't
even really get a good view of the stage. It's yeah,
gonna be a big couple shows. Noah CON's gonna be
playing a massive show at PNC Park on July third.
Huh'd be nice if you could win some tickets to
that show, right, no Con? I mean today, a Paara

(37:17):
Day in May, We're giving away Olivia Rodrigo tickets. You
send us a talk back message. Be nice if maybe
one day this week around eight am we announced, Hey,
you can win Noah conticts. That'd be a big deal.
Today's Olivia Rodrigo. I'm just saying, a Paara Day in
May eight am. For the rest of this week. Maybe
we got some Noah continents. Maybe maybe tomorrow we got

(37:39):
some and we got some good ones this week. Hey,
it's on Mikey Bob the ninety six one Kiss Morning
Free Show. Let's get to a talkback message here, send
them through the free iHeartRadio app brought to us by
the Pavement group Miike and Bob. Now that we know
horses have fingers and toes, yeah, here we go. We're
back to horses again.

Speaker 5 (37:56):
All right, right, shouldn't horseshoes technically be called horse Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Because you put rings, I don't on your fingers and toes.
You don't put shoes. No, it's running fingers and toes.
So I think I think they should be called horse rings.
You know what this is. I don't even know if
horseshoes are a real thing anymore.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
It's a long week, and I don't know if my
brain can process this on a first day back.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Okay, well let's get Let's get to our buddy George
here because he wants to tell us about whales.

Speaker 12 (38:21):
Was going off fellows, Georgia. You're catching up on Friday
Morning his podcast.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Yeah, he's listening to Friday's podcast, which was when we
discovered about whales. Whales still have hip bones. Whales also
used to have legs and used to walk on land
and they still got hip bones. So watch out when
a whale starts popping it. You might have start dropping
it and just run away. Right these whales get back
on land, We're done for it.

Speaker 12 (38:45):
All this talk about how whales used to have legs
and lived on land. Yeah, did you know that when
they lived on land, they only weighed about fifty to
one hundred pounds and they were about the size of
a dog or a wolf. Okay, I just y'all take
it easy.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
I don't know a whale doll. Don't know. If I
can't take it easy, you take it easy, all right.
Just think about this, okay, think about evolution. Whales used
to walk on land and used to be like the
size of a dog. Couldn't you imagine seeing a walking
whale dog? Jesus.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Did they have dog tails or was like a big
floppy whale tail?

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Due? Wow? What else?

Speaker 3 (39:23):
The whale scooting their ass like a dog scoots? Dude,
I don't know if I want to live in that time.
Freak out, itchy whale bottlele man.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Hey, you're not gonna believe this, but coming up next
around eight twenty five, Yeah, I'm going back to the
Pittsburgh Police scanner for the third time already this show.
I'm telling you the city had a weekend, busy weekend.
There's some nudity involved in this one, with somebody dragging
their ass like a whale crust and also a local McDonald's.
All right, Pittsburgh Police scanner coming up next on Kiss

(39:58):
Morning Freak shouts Mikey, please kiss. You can win tickets
to one of the biggest shows of this year, Olivia
Rodrigo playing the Arena and to September. Tickets are real
expensive on the secondary markets, but all you need to
do is get on the free iHeartRadio app when a
stream in ninety six to one Kiss, send us a
talkback message today for your chance at Olivia Rodrigo tickets.

(40:23):
As we continue for the rest of the week, a
pair a day in May. Here on ninety six to
one Kiss, Bob, it is time to once again go
to the Pittsburgh Police Scanner. Wow, I did not expect this.
Maybe this is what happens when it's sort of a
rainy Memorial Day weekend going on. You know, yeah uh,
maybe people were just in a bad mood. Didn't they

(40:45):
know how to act? Yeah? Yeah, wild wanting that sunshine
that never really came over the Memorial Day weekend. So
time for us to check in once again with the
Pittsburgh Police Scanner. And this is the third time we've
done this on the show today already. But again their
webs pghdash scanner dot com. It's a couple of people
who just listened to the Pittsburgh Police Scanner report on
what is happening in and around our city. We go

(41:10):
to Knoxville, the McDonald's there on Brownsville Road. Callers said,
he's still a little drunk and apparently has an electric saw.
Called the police on himself. Callers said, he's a little drunk, yeah,

(41:31):
and apparently has an electric saw. So it does sound
like he called the cops when he was at the
McDonald's on Brownsville Road and said, hey, well, a little
bit drunker, thought McDonald's.

Speaker 9 (41:46):
Wait, you're drunk. How do you know you're drunk? I
brought an electric saw to McDonald's and I don't know
how I got here. All right, man, we're gonna send
a cop car out your way. Also happening in and
around our city. We go to Homewood second have Flowers Street.
Caller says that a man is blocking a PRT bus
and is.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Strip dancing in the middle of the road. I'm not
sure that's how we pay for bus fares around here. Yeah,
I don't think that's getting you on the bus anytime soon.
I mean, my boss, if I was a bus driver,
I'd be like, hey, hope, everybody on the bus ready
to party, because room for one more now boarding ladies
and gentlemen the street in front of us. I mean,

(42:28):
you already got the polls in there and everything like
that man seriously, he wants to pop that door open,
popping on the PRT man, you know, drow them dollars. Hey,
get on the street, get on this bus'd be pretty
messed up. Morning commute. You're on a commure, you're on

(42:50):
your way to work and answer for you this morning.
That's what's happening. A busy weekend in and around our city.
We might break the iHeartRadio app today. Everybody with these
talkback messages, a lot of people sending in messages. We're
giving away Olivia Rodrigo tickets today. She's got two shows

(43:13):
at the end of September at the Arena. The prices
on the secondary market are just insane. They're wild three
hundred dollars for an obstructed view seat. It's crazy. So
I gotta do is get on the iHeartRadio app, sendence
a talkback message.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
This is Nova, just hoping to win Olivia Rodrigo tickets.
Happy Birthday, Bob Okay, his ball, Thank you, Nobob Birthdays,
New Year's Day.

Speaker 10 (43:33):
Good morning, Kiss ninety six point one and Mikey and
Big Baby. It's at Roy listening from Kittanning.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Jay.

Speaker 10 (43:39):
I just heard Olivia road Rego tickets are up for
grabs today. That will peak awesome to win these. My
wife Dana, and I would love to go. Please give
me a call.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
For all right. I gotta do is hit that talkback microphone. Hi.

Speaker 13 (43:51):
My name is Julie Smith and from New Brighton, Pennsylvania,
and I would love to take one or both of
my daughters to Olivia Rodrigo.

Speaker 5 (43:59):
They're well and almost fourteen and adore her.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Thank you boy, Love you.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Mike and Big Bot.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Okay, you know you got to pick one daughter, and
that's gonna be tough if you end up winning. Good morning,
Michael Robert Okay, all right.

Speaker 13 (44:15):
Clayton from Delmont, Man, if I got them Olivia Rigo tickets.

Speaker 5 (44:21):
The amount of Brownie Point I would get for my.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Girlfriend would be astronomical. Wow, through the freaking room. Help
your brother out.

Speaker 5 (44:32):
Thank you guys, Love you guy.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Freaking I keep sending your talkback messages in all day
today for your chance to win Olivia Rodrigo tickets. All right,
let's get to another talkback messager brought to us by
one team media.

Speaker 14 (44:47):
That's Friendicle.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Hey, TikTok is such a special place.

Speaker 14 (44:50):
I just opened it and instantly got to hear a
song that goes, don't put bananas in my butt?

Speaker 1 (44:56):
What don't put bananas in my butt?

Speaker 14 (44:59):
I sent it to y'all on Instagram. But no, many daughters,
and that's going to be fun to explain to her teachers.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Yeah, I can't have the kid going into school singing
don't put bananas in my butt? Phones catchy, catchy. Well
I got it over here.

Speaker 14 (45:12):
Just yeah, I just needed a break backing and that
did not disappoint.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Okay, have a good day. All right. So here's what
best friend Nicole sent us here.

Speaker 15 (45:21):
Don't put bananas in my butt. No, don't put bananas
in my butt. I've told you several times before my
blood is not a banana door, And I say.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
In my back I don't know, might be singing that
one all day. Not want to be singing all day. No,
I don't think wait again, hold off, I don't know
if we need it again. Well, it is your birthday.
Not really.

Speaker 15 (45:48):
Don't put bananas in my butt. No, don't put bananas
in my butt. I've told you several times before. My
blood is not a banana bear.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
And I say, I think that bringing the kids in
is unnecessary. It's probably AI anyway, I need the backing
track of the children seems unnecessary. Ninety six kiss. Keep

(46:18):
sending your talkback messages in Today, A pair of day
in May. Today, we're trying to send you to see
Olivia Rodrigo at the end of September at the Arena.
Let's get to another one here.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
My name is Claire.

Speaker 5 (46:30):
I'm from Indianapolis, Indiana. I'd love to go to this
concert and I would be bringing my sister along with
visiting in September.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Nice. Nice, that'd be a good sister movie. That'd be nice.
Sister right there. Keep sending your talkback messages in Today.
You can win Olivia Rodrigo tickets all right, let's get
to something something together. Right now, it's time to find
that what hell is this shit with Mikey and bad

(47:02):
I just saw it killed off a main character last
night on the HBO show Euphoria. You know that like
Zendeia and Sydney Sweeney and Jacob LORDI around, they're all
super famous. Now yeah, I mean no spoilers. I guess well.
I tapped out in the middle of this season. I
like was just like, this shows, this, this shows just
why am I watching? That's one I've never watched. Yeah,

(47:24):
it's I don't know. It was sort of shocking the
first season since like whoa high school kids at parties? Yeah,
and now they're like it's creepy, creepy, creepy, we we weird.
So Euphoria we're on its last legs here and they
killed off main character. I won't spoil it for anybody.
Mandalorian and Grogu at the box office one hundred million domestically,

(47:46):
one hundred and sixty three million globally for Disney. I
think this weekend's gonna really determine, like, you know, if
they can say, hey, this is a huge success. Star
Wars back in the theaters let's go. It's got to
come back again and make some more money. Yeah, like
the second weekend. You know you did your part. I

(48:08):
did my part. I might go see it again. I
always tell you about that, and I always lie. Now,
can you bring your popcorn bucket back? I don't think
it's around too. I don't think it's a refi bucket.
By the way, I wouldn't even bring my popcorn bucket
back because my grogu popcorn bucket now lives in the garage. Wow. Yeah,
garage bucket. Yeah, a roach bucket. Oh, at least have

(48:32):
found a youth or bugs. Keep more bugs in there. Right.
You see the Pope? Have I seen the Pope? Yeah?
You see what the Pope said? No, you say something wild?
I mean he's the Pope, so he can say whatever
he wants. Yeah, he's God's right hand. Every everybody's supposed
to follow the Pope, right, Uh, like if they're Catholic.
It's like, all right, I got to listen to this guy.

(48:52):
I think that's how it works, right, Okay, what he say? Then,
Pope says AI should be disarmed man to avoid dominating humanity. Dude,
this is gonna be tough for super like your super
religious parents that always post the worst AI slop and
believe it on Facebook. You gotta tell you, gotta tell
your mom today. The Pope said, no, she's gonna have
to choose between AI or her religion. So the Pope said,

(49:18):
AI's bad for humanity and we should all stop. Yeah, yeah,
that's what the Pope says, So hold on.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
The Pope's probably not wrong, Like I mean, for real,
the Pope's probably.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Not wrong, probably not wrong. But I wonder if the
Pope saw like an AI video of him, maybe that's
what it was. Maybe he saw like the Pope in
a WWE match and it's just like, I've never wrestled
in WrestleMania before. He's like, when did this happen? And
they're like, hey, when you see you don't tell you
what technology is. Right now, AI is getting out of control,

(49:50):
and he's like, hey, listen, if I'm the head of
the Catholic Church, Bomas, whatever its up. You've got the
walkie talking to God. I gotta pour stop to this
right now. So Pope's out on AI. He said, to
stop this AI. Let me ask you a question. If
you work with AI in your job, then can you

(50:10):
be like, as against my religion. Oh wow, let's try
one today. It's just like, nah, I wonder what's gonna
happen if people start using that ri excuse, Like, oh,
you want me to do an AI like mock up
of this. Yeah, the Pope told me, I'm excused. It's
like bringing in a note to class to excuse your

(50:33):
FM class. I don't have to swim in gym class today?
Why not? I got a rash? And also religion, I
think religious reasons can get you out of using aion.
Are two separate things? Well, yeah, I just I hated
swimming in high school. Man, I used to have in
first period. It's just like that's the worst time to

(50:54):
have the worst. So I want to wake up in
the morning, go to school and do swim class, and
then have to go sit in the last for the
rest of it. No matter how much he tried to
showeries don't feel you smell like chlorina, don't feel right. Well,
we had George of the janitor who once almost blew
up the school because he was mixing chemicals. Why did
we put the janitor in charge of the chemicals in

(51:15):
the school pool? He did he had no idea. What
he was doing almost blew us all off one day.
He shut the school down one day. Also, the American
Music Awards were on last night. I don't know BTS
was there, so they gave them Artist of the Year.
Now BTS just came back, though, how can we give them?
They showed up. That's true, It's all it takes with

(51:37):
most of these cats. I was New Artists of the Year,
Sabrina Man's best Friend, Album of the Year and Song
of the Year went to golden last night at the
American Music Awards. It's Kiss Morning Freak Show. Mike You
Mom apparent day in May. You can win Olivia Rodrigo
tickets on the station today. She's doing two shows into
September at the Arena. The secondary markets insane for these tickets.

(51:58):
They're going for well over a couple hundred dollars. So
sending your talkback message. Try to win Olivia Rodrigo tickets
today Here on the station. It's Mikey and Bob the
ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Buccos will
be back at it tonight PNC Park Now Star Wars Night.
It is with a gro Goo bobblehead. It's a gro

(52:19):
gu like throwing a baseball up in the air, so
you gotta buy a special ticket for it. But you
know number one movie in the world right now, you
want a gro Goo bobblehead, buy your special ticket for
the Buccos game tonight, now, Bob. Something that we're also
continuing to do here is wenounced this a few weeks
A few weeks back, we're doing another Mikey and Bob's

(52:41):
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deck messages in, and then not only will somebody get
a brand new deck from Sly Deck and Fence, but
Me and Bob will come over and hang out on
your new deck, have a little party for a couple hours.

Speaker 11 (53:12):
Hey, Mike and Bob, it's Liz Rogan here entering the
Schly Deck and Fence contest. Okay, because our deck is
twenty years old, it's small it's wooden.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Wait she said it's small. Yeah, yeah, she did this.

Speaker 11 (53:29):
Okay, small wooden there, and it's in desperate need of
an update.

Speaker 5 (53:33):
So I would.

Speaker 11 (53:36):
Love to win and it will be super fun. Okay
if there's a party on our.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Deck, Okay, I can't have a party there now. Small
Wood not gonna do that. We're not showing up for
small Wood. No, Sly would make that bigger. They know
what they're doing.

Speaker 5 (53:56):
I'm Mike and Bob.

Speaker 13 (53:57):
My name's Rosa Rout, and I'm applying for our family
to win a new deck built by Schly. Urt is
about one family of barbecue away from becoming a trap door.

Speaker 5 (54:05):
For all of us.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
All right, well, listen that that deck needs to get
fixed because me and Bob are bigger people. Okay, we
will make that a trap door, absolutely because.

Speaker 13 (54:14):
It was not built up to code by the previous owner.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
See that's what you get. You get yanky people in
there building the deck. I'm jagged just with his hammer
and nail putting up boards. Bop falls through your deck.
I don't know if we're ever going to see him again.
I fall through your deck. You're gonna see the top
of my head. Tell I'm a stick out. Okay, so
we gotta get that fixed.

Speaker 13 (54:34):
And now that our almost two year old son wants
to spend every minute outside, oh yeah, his summer tradition
is not getting out splinters on this old wood deck.
You love a space, safe space for him to play,
to drink some beers, and not to become the next
viral TikTok video of a crashing down deck.

Speaker 5 (54:49):
Yeah, thank you. And ghost dealers.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
I don't like those videos people falling through decks. No,
I don't like them. It just makes me worried about
my own deck. Like you know, if it can happen
to them, it can happen to me too. All like
those videos at all? Dude, nice new deck is so
so awesome in this summer. It's so good in the summer. Well,
let me experience some of it. They'll invite me over
your house. You got a TV? Yeah, yeah, I know,

(55:12):
I've been over. I've been over one time to watch
that deck TV. Okay, I know shlide decking fens did
in number. You ain't got a pool anymore. I'm not
asking you to come over and swim. I just want
to say, outside, would you watch TV? You know all right,
keep entering. If you want a brand new deck from
Slide Deck and Fence Mike Keimbob's deck dot Deck Party,
send us a talkback message your final week to enter

(55:34):
Houtty six one Kids a parent day in May giving
away Olivia Rodrigo tickets today on the station. Just send
us a talkback message through the free iHeartRadio app. Get
yourself qualified.

Speaker 13 (55:47):
Hi, I kying Bob.

Speaker 16 (55:48):
My name is Jen from Scott Township.

Speaker 5 (55:50):
I'm a teacher. It's almost the end of the year.

Speaker 16 (55:51):
Who anyhow, I would love to win Olivia Rodrigo tickets
for my eleven year old daughter Bella.

Speaker 5 (55:58):
She would love to go.

Speaker 16 (56:00):
Her very first concert was Taylor Swift whenever she came
to town for the aristour, and so I would love
to repeat the experience for her and do something else
super fun.

Speaker 5 (56:09):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
I kind of feel bad for some of the parents
that took their kids to their first concert and it
was Taylor Swift Aristour, because I don't know if you'll
ever repeat that experience, having to live up to that. Nah. Like,
I love Olivia Rodrigo, but that ain't the airstore the
aristour was. I mean, that felt like it took over
the country in the world, you know, yeah, yeah, but yeah,

(56:32):
Olivia Rodrigo is gonna be a fun show and definitely
some passionate fans in there. We can tell because the
resale tickets are hundreds of dollars. All right, Have you
seen the clip of the comedian Chris Porter yet? Have
you been sent the catch up guy yet? The comedian? Yeah,

(56:54):
by dozens of Okay, so the same with I just
want to make sure we're on the same page here,
because I have gotten this from a lot. There's this
comedian Chris Porter. I don't know the connection to Pittsburgh.
I tried to look it up. It looks like he's
from Kansas and he's doing this in a comedy club,
not even here, it was in Denver. But he mentions

(57:15):
ketchup and then all this sudden bing that peaks everybody's
in their interests. It dos you're gonna talk about ketchup
in your stand up routine, all right, So a lot
of people set this clip in. I want ketchup made
by a giant corporation that was built on making ketchup.

(57:36):
That's us, that's heines. Baby. You ever gone to someone's
house and they don't have heines and your immediate reactions,
you broke ass suns?

Speaker 11 (57:46):
What are we doing?

Speaker 1 (57:47):
I could have stopped and gotten as all real ketchup? Ye, no, no,
you had to let all your friends know that you've
hit hard times with your hunts ketchup. It's so good.
This guy has to have a tie to Pittsburgh right
doing the doing the ketchup. He's gotta have a tire.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
So that and he mentioned of Pittsburgh or anything like
that's Pittsburgh related.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
That ends up on the internet. People just send it
to us because you guys are just our producers. We
should have a whole new segment of our show just
called you guys see this yet? Because that's really so
many of the messages past week. Yet it was that clip.
It was Halopino Hannah. Oh dude, Halopeno Hannah wrestling match
was unbelievable wrestling. So many people sent me clips of that.

(58:30):
We're still trying to figure out how that became a thing,
because I do the pirates really let Halopenno Hannah out
to just backyard wrestle. I have no clue, no backstory
that and dude, the Ross Park Disney Store, Oh, my god,
this was a whole thing this weekend. We're sending me pictures.
I guess they got Pittsburgh shirt. It's like, yeah, I
said to Bob, seen this yet? Yeah, okay, like that's

(58:53):
gonna like in the Mickey Mouse Pittsburgh shirt at the
Disney store at Ross Park Mall. Like that's gonna fit
either one of us. Right click on one of those
next thing. I know, I'm getting fed like Disney store stuff.
And yeah, yeah, they put people in like a queue
to get into that thing. I saw that. If you
went there, they're like, oh, hey, you're not gonna be
able to even get in the store today. There's too
many people here. Why don't you come back to Sunday

(59:14):
at three thirty all at your shop here? Yeah, pretty wild. Hey,
good for Disney and the Ross Park ball though. You know,
yeah that line the first day they opened over the weekend.
Yeah wild. It was stupid, right, but they good for
anything that shows up online that is Pittsburgh related. As
you sent to us almost instantly, you see this. Do
you see this? Yes? See this? Like it it's a

(59:36):
new segment on the show. Yes see it? Yet? Week
two of Steeler's OTAs are upon us. Will Hard Uh
less happens at OTAs than even happens at training camp.
So not a lot's gonna be going on. No, no, yeah,
just hop Hey, can you break down with when five minutes?

Speaker 14 (01:00:00):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Less? How will Hard looks out there in shorts? Hope?
Nobody pulls a butt cheeks something. By the way, speaking
of butt cheeks, Bob, why don't you go ahead and
name the podcast today? Just a great name. It is
long droopy butt cheeks. Yeah, long droopy butt cheeks is
the name of our podcast today. So you know, if
you've been missing a new Mike and Bob episode because

(01:00:22):
we were off yesterday for Memorial Day extended weekend, all
of a sudden, peek a boo, get that notification on
your phone. Long droopy but cheeks shows up. It's ready
for you. It's ready for you. Bucco's back at it tonight,
the taking on the Cubs six forty game. You gotta
buy a special ticket tonight if you want the Grogu bobblehead.
It's a little bobblehead of Grogu. He's like tossing a
baseball up in the air. So, and by the way,

(01:00:43):
the Pirates aren't the only team that's doing that. Like
I've seen the Grogu bobblehead for other teams too, which
like Disney sold the rights to Just yeah, I think
like the Dodgers had one stuff. But gotta buy a
special ticket. You can't just buy a regular ticket because
you know, pirates trying to get MOI of course, yeah,
man thany, So that's it for us. If you missed

(01:01:04):
any show, and get caught up on the podcast. And
by the way, Paraday in May again all throughout the
day today, keep trying to win Olivia Rodrigo tickets. Send
us a talkback message through the free iHeartRadio app. And
by the way, I already know who it's going to
be tomorrow. You're gonna want to listen around eight am
because we got another big artist, another big Pittsburgh show.
Another show. It's hard to get tickets for tomorrow morning.

(01:01:26):
Find out around eight am. All right, that's it for us, right,
t shows are about I'll tell you that.

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