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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to the 96.1 Kiss Morning Freak Show. Hey, I'm
starting the show today with the Pittsburgh Police Scanner account.
All right, that's where we're starting the show today. Again,
a wonderful account on social media. A couple of people
just listen to the Pittsburgh Police Scanner and report on
what is happening. In and around our city, Southside, South

(00:23):
18th Street, callers said they found a weak-ass marijuana blunt
on their steps and want the cops to come pick
it up.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
How do they know it's weak? See, that's the key
right there. How do you know it's weak?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
If it wasn't a weak-ass blunt, would you have called
the cops or would you have smoked it? Did you
light it up, take one hit, and just go, nah.
What sort of weed is it? No, you can call
the cops. This ain't for me. Had to take that
on a test drive, right? By the way, is there
like a blunt ferry or something over on.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
The south side? That is something that if.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
You have a blunt, you're not really just leaving that
places for people.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
There might be a south side blunt ferry, but either way.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
The cops said they don't need to go, and the
caller can just throw it away and dispose of it.
You take care of that one, bud. That's what's happening
in and around our city. All right, we got a
lot to do on the show today. Mike McCarthy's meowing.
Joey Porter's talking for the first time in a while.

(01:31):
We got Jonas Brothers tickets around 8.30 and a chance
for you to go to Vegas in a couple weeks
for our iHeartRadio Music Festival around 9.10. Another heat advisory
again today. The heat index, which is like temperature and humidity,
is going to be triple digits. Yeah, it's going to
be another hot, sweaty, swampy day out there. It is

(01:52):
Mikey and Bob on 96.1 KISS. You know, we're sort
of at the point of the Pirates season where Steelers
are back. You know, Penguins will be starting up soon.
You know, Pirates aren't like a super hot team and
probably ain't going to do nothing. Man, and they just
give you moments that just go like, hell yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
They give you moments that just go, come on. I know.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Paul Skeens gives up five runs in the second inning.
The Pirates blow a five-run lead in the eighth inning,
but the bottom of the ninth, the game is out
of control. It's tied 12-12. Rafael Flores Jr. comes up.
with uh guy in second and third right aren't there
two outs two two outs so this is like it
right here this is like all right are we gonna

(02:36):
walk it off are we going to extras here is
greg brown on the call on uh sportsnet pittsburgh Ground ball.
Stopped by the third baseman, Basabe, on the first. It
gets past Devers.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Pirates win. Walk it off and raise the Jolly Roger. Yeah.
What a way to finish this one.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Oh, my.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
We saw it all.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Hoist the cone.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
They're just running out of the dugout, just soaking Flores Jr.,
you know, just running around with cones and everything. You know,
it's just one of those magical moments. Magical moments at
PNC Park again. So a little walk-off win for the Buccos. What,
13-12 did they end up winning it? And then Connor
Griffin's going to be eligible to come off the 60-day

(03:22):
injured list on Friday. So that's some positive news for
the Pirates. They're back at it again tonight. Bubba Chandler pitching.
For the Buccos.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
All right.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
We're going to hear from Joey Porter Jr. for the
first time. That's coming up around 640. Also, got your
chance to win some Jonas Brothers tickets around 830. It's
Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
96.1 Kids.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
The Mikey and Bob Podcast.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Oh, gosh. I'm going to scheme.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Scream the Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
you get your podcasts.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
It's spectacular.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
All right, let's get to this talkback message here brought
to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 6 (04:01):
Hey, Ravioli and Penne.

Speaker 7 (04:03):
It's little Ashley. Just want to say thanks for meeting
up with me yesterday, Mikey, and getting some duckies. And, Bob,
I passed something off to your friend there. He might
leave something on your truck.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah, there might be a surprise on your truck. Your
Dodge Ram from C Harper after the show.

Speaker 8 (04:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Well, I felt bad because little Ashley left a, uh,
Paul Skeen's dock on my, uh, purple Jeep gladiator from
C Harper.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
And I was like, I didn't even give you a
chance to give you any of our Mikey and Bob ducks.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
So she lives, you know, up where we live, you know,
like Wexford, Franklin parks, Wickley area and that. Um, so, uh,
Just sent her a message. I'm like, hey, meet me
after the show. Get you some duckies. Had a duck drop. Yeah,
it's just a weird drop off, too. We're in a
parking lot. We're in like a parking lot, like of a,
you know, rundown Rite Aid that's just sitting there, you know,

(05:02):
in Wexford. What are these two doing? Yeah, it looked
like a drug deal. It did.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
A duck deal? It did. It was a duck deal.
It was a duck deal.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
All right.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Let's get to another talkback message here. I want to
take everybody back to the bowl sitter. um, that we
learned about a few weeks ago on the show, because
I'm not quite sure everybody's done with the bowl sitter yet,
because I feel like.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
We haven't closed the loop on the bowl sitter.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
This was the original message we got like a couple
of weeks ago. Now, just, she was a little concerned.

Speaker 9 (05:36):
Recently found out, um, the guy that I'm dating is
a bowl center.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
And when she says bowl sitter, he lifts up both
of the toilet seats and sits his his bare butt
in the bowl, like right on the porcelain, right on
the porcelain.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
So hold on. Let's get to this talkback message here.

Speaker 10 (05:54):
Hey, it's Jimmy Carter lady again. What happened to bolt
a hole? I don't feel like I had enough resolution
about this situation, I guess you would call it. And
I wasn't ready for the discussion to end. I say
that as a question because I didn't know I needed
that discussion.

Speaker 11 (06:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Did she ever go back? Did I miss that?

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Wait a minute. Are you really like, hey, we weren't
done with this. We need to talk more about this
guy bare assing a toilet, you know?

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Um, we don't have a followup. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
See, here's the thing that's different with our show though.
Like the people on our show are real people. It's
not like a setup bit where we have a caller
of just like this female, like, Hey, say, say that
your boyfriend sits on the toilet.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
We're going to make a whole thing of it.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
So, like, it's up to her to give us a
follow-up whether she's still with the guy or not.

Speaker 12 (06:45):
And also, she could be, like, a podcast listener of ours,
and who knows when she actually gets to the episode
where we played.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Hole to hole. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
We could get a follow-up at any time. No, we
don't have anything. Yeah, the mystery's still out there.

Speaker 9 (06:59):
Recently found out. Um, the guy that I'm dating is
a bowl center.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah. Not sure if they're still dating or not, but, um,
hopefully we'll get a follow-up so we can close the
bowl to hole loophole.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
What a weird straight in the bowl. Weird show.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
It seemed like a red flag, but yeah, no follow-up.
All right, Joey Porter Jr. is talking about his contract,
and is he going to play for the Steelers opener?
Haven't really heard from Joey Porter Jr. too much this offseason.
We'll get to that coming up next around 640. Jonas
Brothers tickets around 830. It's Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 11 (07:31):
96.1 KISS, the Mikey and Bob podcast.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Hey thank you for listening to our mikey and bob
podcast now whatever you're listening on um we appreciate it
thank you yep but if you're listening on our free
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(07:57):
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you'll make the show. Labor Day weekend coming up, which
of course is another summer of kiss weekend party song

(08:18):
starting Friday at 2 p.m.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
All through.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
This upcoming Labor Day weekend here on 96 one kiss.
It is Mikey and Bob. Let's get to Joey Porter.
It's been a while since we've really heard from Joey Porter, Jr.
Of course, Steelers cornerback looking for a new deal. He's
been playing on his rookie contract. He's set to make
like 4 million this year and he's worth.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Way more than that.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
He's worth like 25 million a year, probably like that's
just where he's at as a cornerback. But Joey Porter, Jr. Hasn't,
you know, been participating in like training camp or anything
like that.

Speaker 12 (08:53):
He's done like a hold in where he's been there,
but not like doing drills and stuff.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
So here's the update from Joey Porter Jr. Just get some,
ask some questions from reporters here about how everything's going.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
I really can't speak too much about the future, but
today I was out there today, you know, running with
the guys, still trying to get back fully. But we're
going to take it day by day for the most part.
And that's the same page me and coach been on
so far.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
What has this process been like for you?

Speaker 4 (09:17):
It's been tough, not going to lie.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
It's my first go around this.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
But, I mean, it's been also great because I have
all my guys with me, all the coaches and players
really are on my side. I understand everything about the
business side of things. So it's not really too much
to go about it. But, you know, it's been a
little bit tough. But at the end of the day,
it is what it is.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Joey, do you see yourself out there for week one?

Speaker 4 (09:37):
Do you see yourself playing against the Falcons? I can't
read the future. I couldn't even give you that answer,
to be honest. So if the deal doesn't get done,
will you still play?

Speaker 2 (09:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
I got to talk to the guys upstairs in my
agency about that one.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
All right. This is a little messy. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
When we're like on the cusp of the start of
the season and you're starting to... cornerbacks, not even sure
if he's going to play.

Speaker 12 (10:04):
I think you address that the right way, too, because
it's not like he's not happy that the other guys
all got signed, but he's looking around going, yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
My whole draft class, everybody got these big deals. Washington
and Herbig and Benton. You look around like, what about me?
When do I get? $ 4 million is still a lot
of money, but wouldn't you rather have 25 or 20?

Speaker 2 (10:26):
That's what he's worth. He should get paid what he's worth.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
I'm always on the millionaire side, not the billionaires when
it comes to this. I think there should be no
salary cap and everybody should just pay as much as
they want to.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
You know why?

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Who gives a flying crap about Mr. Rooney's money and
where he puts it.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
That's not mine. Not mine.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Every NFL owner is multi-billionaires, and their teams are worth
like $ 5 to $ 10 billion. I imagine that makes you
just feel a certain way, whether he'll ever admit it
or not.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah. He's going, okay. It sucks.

Speaker 12 (10:59):
I've been Pittsburgh my whole life and drafted and pretty
much played since he drafted me.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, it sucks. Here I am.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
You're going to let these other dudes get their money?
Of course he wants them to get their money, but
he's looking around saying, I'm so Pittsburgh. It's not me.
They're not going to give me the big deal. And
then if he plays on the four million, they can
franchise tag him next year.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
That would suck, too.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yeah. You know, so he's trying to avoid that and
get I'm sort on Joey Porter Jr. side here. Like,
I know a lot of people are just like, just
shut up and play. It's oh, I wish I could
play for four million.

Speaker 12 (11:34):
You know, also at any time, his legs could explode
and then it's all over.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
That's another thing, too. So it could be this year
and the franchise tag next year. And it's just like, man.
I know there's a salary cap, and I know that sucks,
but seeing everybody else get their deals and not Joey
Porter Jr.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
and now it's, you.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Know, we're at this sort of point where he's not
even committing to play week one and is just seeing
how this all plays out. Yeah, it just kind of sucks,
but hopefully the Steelers and Joey Porter Jr. figure things out.
Rip Fest starts tomorrow. Thursday through Monday, right outside Accresure there.

(12:15):
The sights, the smells, the sounds of Ribfest.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Love it.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Also, it's a Summer of Kiss weekend here for Labor
Day weekend. Party songs all Labor Day weekend starting Friday,
2 p.m. here on 96.1 Kiss. It is Mikey and Bob.
Let's get to this talkback message here brought to us
by the Pavement Group before we get to today in
Freak Show history.

Speaker 11 (12:37):
Hey, Long John, Lil Smokey.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
How you doing? Hey, for today, why the hell is
this trending? I got two words for you. Fart corner. Bob,
you know what to do.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
All right.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
I know what to do. Yeah, you do, dude. I
figured it out. You know what to do. Yes, you
know what to do.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
He acted like I needed to take action in the studio, though.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Maybe I do. Maybe I do. All right.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
We will get to why fart corner is trending coming
up around 710. Right now, though, it is time to
take you back to a moment in the show that
made us laugh, made us smile. It is time for
Today in Freak Show History, and we're going to Australia
for this all-timer here.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Here we go. Today in Freak Show History. Today in
Freak Show History.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Now we move on to this lady in Australia who
saved her dog from being attacked.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
It's a sound Anne Bandoli won't forget. Okay, what could
that sound be? What did Anne do?

Speaker 13 (13:47):
She was walking her Jack Russell Lexi yesterday when a
Staffordshire Terrier attacked, biting into her dog and latching on.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
My dog will be killed.

Speaker 13 (13:56):
Yelling, kicking and pulling had no effect and Lexi was
in agony.

Speaker 14 (14:00):
The Staffie had the puppy in his mouth and was
just chucking.

Speaker 15 (14:03):
It around like a rag doll.

Speaker 13 (14:04):
I lifted its tail and luckily I hadn't filed my
nails and I put it up its anal passage.

Speaker 12 (14:11):
And it went out.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
And let my dog go.

Speaker 16 (14:15):
I had to do something.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
And that's what came to me. I mean, what a hero.
She had to do something. She resorted to just prison rules.

Speaker 17 (14:28):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Hadn't filed her nails in a while.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
So she took it and.

Speaker 13 (14:36):
Ow!

Speaker 2 (14:36):
And I put it up its anal passage and it
went ow! And let my dog go.

Speaker 18 (14:43):
I had to do something.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
And that's what came to me. She stunned the other dog.

Speaker 17 (14:48):
And the dog dropped her dog and just ran away.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
I mean, wouldn't you if you heard that dog attacking?
Run away too. Let out a noise like this.

Speaker 17 (14:57):
Man, she went for the sneaky finger on the dog.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
And the dog dropped her dog and ran off.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Ah!

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Unreal right yeah the best i mean life lesson right
there force she she thought everything and then just thought
you know what there's one thing i haven't tried yet
got a message from julia here.

Speaker 7 (15:25):
You two are you two are yeah funny i i
want to swear you two are so funny yeah i
can't take it yeah.

Speaker 16 (15:37):
Seriously, love you guys.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
I mean, we just have a good time. Thank you.
That's all.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
That's the nice thing to say. We just try to
have a good time here. It's Mikey and Bob on
96.1 Kiss. You can always send your talkback messages in
through the free iHeartRadio app. Now, Bob, I just played
a little bit ago this guy's talkback message.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Hey, Long John, Lil Smokey. How you doing? Hey, for today,
why the hell is this trending? I got two words
for you.

Speaker 8 (16:04):
Fart.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Corner bob you know what to do all right bob
has done the research so let's get to this.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
We're all gonna learn something together right now time to
find that why the hell is this trending with mikey
and bab fart corner why is fart corner trending bob
can you can you give everybody just a summary of
fart corner here before i play this tiktok.

Speaker 12 (16:28):
Uh fourth grade teacher uh down in texas yeah valicia
is her name She just posted a video on her TikTok.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
This is Valicia 100 on TikTok.

Speaker 12 (16:39):
You know, every teacher does classroom rules to start the year.

Speaker 11 (16:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
She was just going through her classroom rules.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
And I guess in previous years. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
When somebody farts in class in fourth grade. I mean,
that's nuclear. Place probably goes nuts, right?

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Oh, my gosh. Absolutely. She came up with the solution. Yeah. Genius.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
How many views on her TikTok for Fart Corner? It's
up to 54 million. That is insane. It's up to
54 million. 54 million views. That's worldwide right there.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Okay. All right.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Here's the Fart Corner and her explaining... What a teacher, right?
Teacher of the year.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Our fart corner.

Speaker 19 (17:20):
This is our fart corner. If you need to fart,
simply come over here, fart, take about 10 seconds, get
your little spray going on, go sit down.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Spray.

Speaker 19 (17:30):
Nobody's paying attention. Nobody cares. Nobody's worried about it.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Oh, my God. She neutralized the fourth graders. She said,
you want to fart? Fart corner.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
10 seconds, a little spray, come sit back down. Nobody's
paying attention. Nobody's laughing. She's neutralizing the fourth graders. So
farts are neutralized in her class. Just go in the
fart corner, you know?

Speaker 2 (17:53):
I mean, now it's the most famous fart corner anywhere.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
54 million views on TikTok for fart corner?

Speaker 12 (18:00):
There's probably kids coming from other classes to try to
fart in that corner.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
I mean, there's probably teachers listening to our show right
now that are thinking, wait a minute. Is this the
solution the whole time? Just to have a fart corner,
you know? Does that make kids want to get up
and fart, though? Or does it make them embarrassed to
get up and fart? She said it's not a big deal.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Come over here.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
See, I'd put on a whole show, though. I would
be like, I'd be like, nobody's going to tackle me.
I'm 20 yards from the end zone. I'd be doing
a touchdown dance all the way over there to the
fart corner, you know?

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Fart, wait 10 seconds, do a spray.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
I'd do a little fart corner dance.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
A little twirl around with the Febreze. A little fart corner.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Oh, yeah, the Febreze. Do it like you're ribbon twirling.
I'd make a hole. Yeah, see, this is why I
probably would get in trouble in school. All right, we
got Jonas Brothers tickets coming up around 8.30. Your chance
to go to Vegas, see our iHeartRadio Music Festival, and
win $ 1, 000 coming up around 9, 10.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
It's Mikey and Bob. 96.1.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
Kiss.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
It's... Heat advisory today for the Pittsburgh area, southwestern Pennsylvania,
southeastern Ohio.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
And northern West Virginia.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
We got highs in the 90s heat index, which is
temperature humidity that is in triple digits. It is going
to just feel. It's going to feel like that out.
Just like a hot breath.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Cream.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Mother Nature blowing her hot breath. Creamy underpants. We don't
need that. Creamy underpants.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
It's Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS. Now, we
have more people that are concerned about the toilet bowl sitter.
This was like two weeks ago on the show. Basically
at this point now said some lady just wanting to
know if hey is the guy i'm dating weird for this.

Speaker 9 (19:51):
Recently found out um the guy that i'm dating is
a bowl sitter and.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
When she says bowl sitter again that's when you lift
up both of the seats and you sit bare butt
right on the porcelain which It just doesn't seem like
it's ever clean, right?

Speaker 2 (20:09):
I could clean the porch. I wouldn't want to sit
on it even after I clean it, right? It's a
wild move.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
So we had a message earlier that somebody wanted a follow-up.
We don't know who the lady was that shared that story.
We don't know how to get in touch with her,
find out, hey.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Are you still dating this guy? What happened?

Speaker 11 (20:29):
But hold on.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
We now have a theory. So let's get to this
talkback message here brought to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 6 (20:35):
Hi, Mikey and Bob. It's Rachel from Robinson. It's been,
I'd say, like two weeks since we got the story
about the bull sitter, and we have not gotten an update.
So I think we're not going to.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Okay. Yeah, I'm sort of feeling that, too. But she's
got a theory.

Speaker 6 (20:49):
So I have absolutely no information, but I'd love to
give my best guesses to what I think happened. I
think she went home. And she said, oh, my God,
I was on the radio today. You have to listen.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Yeah, I don't know if she did that.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
You think she went home and was just like, you
will not believe Mike and Bob talked about us basically
for two hours on the show. Yeah, I'm not sure
about that.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Listen to this story.

Speaker 6 (21:10):
And then he said. Why would you tell everybody that
I'm a bull sitter?

Speaker 1 (21:14):
That might be what, this might be what happened. I
like how she's changing her voice.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
I know, it's great. It's great. It's so great, you know.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
Why would you tell everybody that I sit directly on
the bull?

Speaker 6 (21:26):
Why would you expose me? And then he got super
embarrassed and he ended up breaking up with her. Even
though everyone said she.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Should break up with him. Wow, switcheroo.

Speaker 6 (21:35):
I think it's valid. Yeah. But I think it might
have been the switcheroo.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Oh, it was the switcheroo.

Speaker 6 (21:41):
I hope she's doing well. I hope everything's okay and
they had a laugh and she just didn't talk back.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Hopefully. Good luck. That's just my best guess. All right.
That's a solid guess. I don't know if they're still together.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
I don't know if he knows that the whole city
knows that he sits right on the right on the ball.

Speaker 9 (21:57):
Recently found out. The guy that I'm dating is a
bowl sitter.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
All right. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Well, whenever we get a bowl sitter update, we will
stop everything that's happening on the show. We will sound
the alarm. We tell everybody, here's the update. I'm the
toilet sitter.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Okay.

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Speaker 11 (22:30):
Say something nice.

Speaker 5 (22:31):
Say something nice.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
All right.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
We're doing say something nice here. This is best friend Nicole. Okay.
Say something nice. Say something nice.

Speaker 11 (22:43):
Jim Wadding, who lives in Greenfield, born and raised, has
been my neighbor for... eight years until we moved and
he has fixed my washer and dryer multiple times and
saved them because they're old and according to him way
better than the new washers and dryers.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Okay i love this guy already he's fixing washers and
dryers for his his neighbor they don't make them like
these old ones neighbor neighbor jim what what this one
sings when the load's done nah you don't need that.

Speaker 11 (23:14):
They came to fix our dryer today and made magic
again and that's when this ooh we say something nice
turns into a yinzer in the wild story.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
All right, so we're going from say something nice to
yinzer in the wild now.

Speaker 11 (23:26):
Because I was dropping off the money to him at
his house, and he points and says, look, there goes
the head coach.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Of the Steelers. I love this so much. He points
and goes, look, there goes McCarthy.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Neighbor Jim, who fixes washers and dryers for ladies in neighborhoods.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Says, hey, That coach of Steelers is going to work
right now.

Speaker 11 (23:48):
I grew up with him, except I didn't know him.

Speaker 20 (23:52):
And I was walking the dogs the other day, and
he was waving me down, trying to get my attention,
wanted to talk to me, but he was on the
phone and couldn't get off the phone.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Okay, I love this.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Mike McCarthy is on a phone call in Greenfield and
is waving his old.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Friend down, I guess, who doesn't even remember Mike McCarthy.
Jim the washer-dryer guy.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
But he's like, hold on, I'm on a phone call now,
but I want to talk to you, you know?

Speaker 11 (24:18):
So then he goes on to tell me that a
few days later, Mike McCarthy's mom calls him to fix
her washing.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Okay, this is getting out of hand Pittsburgh here now.
Mike McCarthy's mom is calling Jim to fix the washer now?

Speaker 11 (24:32):
And she was going on and on about how Mike
McCarthy just grew up. Can't stop talking about Jim Wadding.
And Jim Wadding said, I don't remember him at all.
We must have played baseball or soccer or something together.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
But he doesn't remember it.

Speaker 11 (24:48):
But he knows who he is.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Hey, ends are in the wild, though. There goes head
coach of Pittsburgh Steelers going to work right now. Yep.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
And guess what? Fixed, you know. Mama McCarthy. Mama McCarthy.
It's awesome. It's just so Pittsburgh, you know. It's great.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Mike McCarthy yesterday, of course, was talking about Joey Porter Jr. And,
you know, the fact that, you know. I just did it.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Well, it's a tick now, dude. It's a tick now.
Mike McCarthy's got me meowing, too. I got this washer
machine meowing.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
The washer's broke. I ain't going to fix it. I'm
going to call Jim, the neighbor down there.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
He fixes everybody.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Here's Mike McCarthy about Joey Porter ramping up to hopefully play.

Speaker 21 (25:35):
That's why he had a ramp up. He's been working
with the medical people. They've There's definitely a process, and
there's an understanding of what he was going through there
with the injuries. There's a process that every one of
these players has gone through as far as ramping up
before you go full speed on the field. So he'll

(25:56):
be in that category.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
All right, so Joey Porter's got to ramp up. you know,
get ready. Hopefully they get a deal done, man. I
think every Steeler fan just wants Joey Porter Jr.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Out there.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
It's just different with him, you know, with his dad
and just Steeler. And he's been around since he's been
a kid.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
It's awesome. Went to Penn State and crushed it. He's good.
And he's awesome, too. And he's really good.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Mike McCarthy was also asked about, you know, Broderick Jones
being now in a chance for first-round draft pick Max
Honachor to step up.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Wait, what's his name again, Bob? Max Honachor.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Yeah, pretty much any time we mention him now, Bob,
I am going to play the day where you screwed
up his last name so bad it doesn't even sound
like you're speaking a language that anybody on earth knows.
This is like alien language. Yeah, that's okay. So here
is Mike McCarthy here.

Speaker 21 (26:47):
The biggest thing, Mike, is stack success. He needs to
stack practices together, starting with today. You know, we'll go
helmets today here for an hour, then we'll have a
normal Wednesday practice with shells and the walkthroughs, the whole
gamut of a normal Wednesday, and then we'll get the
pad of practice on Thursday.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
So I'm hopeful that he can.

Speaker 21 (27:04):
Get a full weekend, and it'll be a hell of
a start.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
All right, yeah. He's got to stack a couple good practices.
Who are we talking about here?

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Max Ahanachor. Yeah, Max Ahanachor. I mean, they also traded
Broderick away, so it's like. Yeah, it's sort of sink
or swim now, too.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
For Steelers' first-round pick. Max Ahanachor.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Max Ahanachor there.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
All right, we got your chance at Jonas Brothers tickets
coming up around 8.30, and your chance to win a
full trip to Vegas for our iHeartRadio Music Festival and
$ 1, 000 around 9.10. It's Mikey and Bob. 96 line kiss.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
The Mikey and Bob podcast. I'm about to talk.

Speaker 12 (27:40):
Oh, why are we done?

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Stream the Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
you get your podcasts. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Fart
Corner Show. It is your friends Mikey and Bob here
on 96.1 KISS. So if you weren't listening earlier, somebody

(28:05):
sent us a message that said, hey, why don't you
look up why Fart Corner is trending?

Speaker 2 (28:10):
And we were like, oh.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Fart corner okay all right and then we find on
tiktok there's a uh you know elementary school teacher down
in texas uh valicia 100 is her name on tiktok
and this has over 50 million views this.

Speaker 19 (28:25):
Is our fart corner If you need to fart, simply
come over here, fart, take about 10 seconds, get your
little spray going on, go sit down. Nobody's paying attention.
Nobody cares. Nobody's worried about it.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
I mean, it's a boss move by her saying it's
trying to neutralize the little kid farts. Just making it
part of the class rules. Let's get to this talkback
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Speaker 16 (28:58):
Hey, Mikey and Big Bob. I am a longtime listener,
literally since I was in high school. I'm now over
in Allentown, Pennsylvania, and I'm an art teacher, middle school
art teacher to be exact. And I'm listening to the
Fart Corner segment.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (29:13):
And I just want to say, I think that that
is amazing. First off, kudos to that teacher doing the
Lord's work. But I do think that that is very
specific that you can get away with in an elementary setting.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Yeah, see, I probably agree with that. You can't have
a fart corner in middle school. That is the worst
place to have a fart corner, I think, you know?

Speaker 12 (29:33):
I feel like the elementary school kids are a little more,
you know, they'll follow the rules a little more at least.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Maybe, yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Sixth, seventh, eighth grade, you ain't going to have a
fart corner that just, it's going to disrupt the class
every single time.

Speaker 8 (29:48):
You know?

Speaker 12 (29:49):
Creating a fart corner in middle school is just going
to cause madness at all times.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
It's not going to be good.

Speaker 16 (29:54):
And I say that because if I tried to do
that in a middle school with all of these pubescent boys.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
It would turn into a fart competition. Now, she's exactly right.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Then it would be like, who can make the stinkiest?
Who can make the loudest? There would probably be like
side bets going on. You know, the kids would probably
be gambling on it and stuff. I probably would have
kept a notebook and rated all of them.

Speaker 20 (30:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (30:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
We kept track. You would have done this.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
You would have been the bookie for the fart corner, dude.

Speaker 8 (30:22):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Because you were the kid in junior high school that
your parents got you a.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Playboy magazine subscription.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
You were selling Playboy magazines for like 40 bucks in
junior high school.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
I would have been taking money on farts. And you
had a leather jacket and a tattoo.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
So you were definitely the one who was going to
be the illegal fart corner bookie when we were growing up.

Speaker 16 (30:40):
In the corner. I think the whole middle school boy
population would be in there trying to be the best
person and the best fart.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (30:48):
Additionally, I genuinely think that pubescent boy farts potentially are
more nuclear than an elementary boy fart.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Okay, this is just taking a whole weird turn here
now where we have a teacher trying to compare middle
school boy farts to.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
I'm not sure about the science on that one. I
don't know where we are in the show right now.

Speaker 16 (31:13):
I don't know. I don't have kids yet, so maybe
I don't know what the... nuclear smell of a toddler
fart is compared to a middle school boy, but I
do know a middle school boy, and it's bad. And
if I had a fart corner in the art room,
it would literally just turn into a competition, and I
would need a gas mask for my classroom.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
You know what? You become the fart room. She's not
even lying about any of this.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
All the kids would know, go to the fart room. Yeah,
there wouldn't even be a fart corner anymore. The art
room would be the fart room.

Speaker 16 (31:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
We're going to do farts and crap today.

Speaker 16 (31:49):
She's doing the Lord's work because then hopefully by the
time those students get to middle school, they can like
manage themselves.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Oh, you know what?

Speaker 1 (31:56):
She's, she's making a good point about the lady that
established an elementary school fart corner in her classroom. She's saying,
let these kids get all their farts out in elementary school.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
So by the time they get to junior high in,
you know, middle.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
School, whatever, they will be farting out and it won't
be a big deal. But then you have a bunch
of kids who grew up farting in corners and Where
do they fart in junior high?

Speaker 2 (32:18):
They're going to wander lost in junior high.

Speaker 16 (32:21):
But anyway, I hope you guys are having a great day.
You literally are the people I listen to every single
morning as I drive to my classroom in my job.
And I just can't say thank you enough for putting
a smile on my face, getting me ready for the day. And,
you know, just being both who you are, truly amazing
humans and, And happy birthday, Mike.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
You know what? I'm going to allow it.

Speaker 8 (32:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
I'm going to allow it. Okay.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Birthday wishes are open. We are within 24 hours of
my birthday.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
I will accept happy birthday messages now.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Send them. No. Happy birthday, Mike. No, because we don't
need to do a birthday show. Fat no. We don't
even need to do a birthday show tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Celebrate.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
It makes me uncomfortable when people wish me happy birthday.
I know.

Speaker 8 (33:09):
I know.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
I know. Okay, so that's why you're telling everybody to say,
we don't need to do a birthday message show.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Nobody wants to hear that.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
It's my birthday tomorrow, but I'm just saying that, you know,
since every day this year, since New.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Year's Day has been Bob's birthday on the show. Seems
as if the tides are turning here, bud. Tomorrow's your day.
It is my birthday tomorrow.

Speaker 12 (33:30):
You're in the birthday zone. Where's the birthday zone? You
can fart in any corner that you want to.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Okay, that's my.

Speaker 14 (33:37):
Happy birthday!

Speaker 2 (33:40):
I made you a fart corner?

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Hey, we appreciate you listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast,
but it's not just listening to the show. It's seeing
clips of the show, seeing pictures of us in our
daily lives.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Be our friends. Seeing pictures of my cats. That's right.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
We're on Instagram, of course. You can follow us if
you don't already at F.S. Mikey for me at F.S.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Big Bob for me. FS stands for Freak Show.

Speaker 8 (34:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
We made it a long time ago. It is what
it is. What are you going to do?

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Follow us on Instagram at FSMikey, at FSBigBob, if you
love content. Wild game for the Pirates last night at
PNC Park. They beat the Giants 13-12 on a walk-off
wild throw after a ground ball by Flores Jr.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Ground ball.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Stopped by the third baseman Basabe on the first.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
It gets past Devers. Pirates win. Walk it off and
raise the Jolly Roger. What a game.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
What a way to finish this one.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
We saw it all.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Hoist the cone. Paul Skeens gave a bunch of runs
early in the game. Just one of those wild games.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
13-12.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Oh my god, it'd be so much fun if they
were in the playoff hunt.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Can you imagine a walk-off winner like that this late
in the season?

Speaker 1 (35:11):
If we were hanging on to every game, like we're
fighting for the division title, that'd be awesome. Bucko's back
at it tonight at home, and then tomorrow, Thursday, it's
an afternoon game, and then The Angels are in town
this weekend.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
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Speaker 14 (35:49):
I was just chortling real hard, Mikey, at your post
on your story on Instagram that somebody on Threads said, Millennials,
how did we get home after a night at the
club before Uber was around? I can't remember.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Yeah, that was a post on Threads. By the way,
I know there's not a lot of people on Threads.
You got one cooking over there? I just love Threads.
I love it on Threads, man.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
I do.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Yeah, somebody posted, like, hey, millennials, how did we get
home from the clubs, you know, without Uber and everything?

Speaker 2 (36:18):
And my response... And your reply was, in the arms
of the angels. That's it.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
In the arms of the angels. That's how we got
home when we were... Perfect response. Out drinking as millennials
before Uber. Arms of the angels.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Okay, sorry, McLaughlin.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (36:31):
But I wanted to share, because that's amazing, also another
way that felt like being carried home in the arms
of the angels, Nip's Taxi.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Nip's?

Speaker 8 (36:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Nips? Nips Taxi? Nips Taxi, okay. N-I-P-S, Nips. Nips? Sounds
like she said Nips, right? I think so. Nips Taxi?
All right.

Speaker 14 (36:53):
Did anybody else go to IUP in the 2010s remember
Nips Taxi?

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Okay, is IUP in the 2010s a Nips Taxi? So
what he was, you.

Speaker 14 (37:03):
Call his number.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Oh, man, listen. So what he was, giggle, giggle. Listen, this...
All right, Nips Taxi, what's going on here?

Speaker 14 (37:11):
We would call him on our flip phones.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Yeah, Nips.

Speaker 14 (37:14):
He was an old guy that had a beat-up white minivan.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Okay, this story's not good. Hey, man. You don't know
if he's perverted, all right? I was joking, okay? Nips taxi? Wait,
hold on. There's a guy who drove around IUP in
a white van. It was just a coincidence. You can
either pay him with money or pay him by showing nips. No,

(37:38):
that's not. I'm joking. I'm joking. Joking. It's a joke, okay?

Speaker 14 (37:51):
Basically looked like a free candy van.

Speaker 17 (37:52):
All right, so it's a white van that would go
around with a guy named Nips driving it, and it
would pick up drunk college people?

Speaker 14 (38:03):
Tell him where to pick us up. He'd pick us up,
take us where we wanted to go, and we would
pay him cash because it was the 2010s.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Yeah, of course. Yeah, we weren't dealing with all that stuff.

Speaker 14 (38:13):
He was pretty popular in town, and everybody called him
all the time, so there was usually a waiting list,
and he probably scribbled on them.

Speaker 8 (38:18):
That's amazing.

Speaker 14 (38:19):
Bag in his van but.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
There was a waiting list to get into nips van
that's amazing dude whoever nips was i mean they're probably
just like i got i got the market cornered right
here all i have is this big white van and
all all of a sudden i just got a list
every you know thursday friday saturday night go pick up
drunks uh when i.

Speaker 14 (38:38):
Get together with the wolf pack we often reminisce of
those journeys and uh wonder what he's up to and
hope he's doing well for all the yeah the times
he took us home, I think he was a pretty
chill guy. I was never in the great place to
assess that, you know, by the time I was in
his van.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Anyone, anyone remember?

Speaker 7 (38:57):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Hey, salute to you, Mr.

Speaker 17 (39:00):
Nips.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Hey, Nips, thank you.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Hey, that's, listen, that's something that nobody really appreciates. Back
in the 2010s, this guy saved so many kids from
drunk driving.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
100%. Nips made sure they got home safe. IUP legend, Mr.

Speaker 17 (39:17):
Nips.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Now, I don't know anything about Nips, so if he's
got like a criminal record or something like that, or
something has gone wrong in his life.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Do not put that on me.

Speaker 17 (39:27):
I do not know Nip's taxi or anything like that.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Just what a story. Back in the 2010s. How'd we
get home?

Speaker 7 (39:35):
Nips.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
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Speaker 1 (39:45):
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Speaker 2 (39:54):
It's Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
In a couple minutes here, though, we got your chance
to go see Jonas Brothers when they come to the
arena in October. Those tickets are on sale now. Let's
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Speaker 9 (40:05):
Raider Nation, just wanted to say happy birthday, Mikey.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Okay.

Speaker 17 (40:09):
All right.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Thank you. Raider nation. Um, happy birthday, Mike.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Yeah, no, my birthday's not till tomorrow, but since we're
in a, uh, we're in like the 24 hours here,
I actually think I was born like around eight 25
or right around there.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
So we are in the 24 hours since, you know, birth.
I said now.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Yeah. we didn't need canal birth was fine birthday we
did not need canal all right let's get to another.

Speaker 8 (40:38):
Happy birthday okay.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Yeah i just don't.

Speaker 8 (40:41):
Want happy birthday to you yes i know it's one
day too early yeah but you said it was okay
so happy birthday yeah to.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
You now i realize my mistake heart i really i realize.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
My mistake here and what i've done what did you.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Do i've I've said the birthday wishes can go now.
It's too early. I don't want this anymore. You've created
your Facebook page in real life.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
No, that's the worst, dude. You've created it in real
life here.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Every birthday, people will send me a Facebook message, like
a direct message that's like, hey, I tried to post
happy birthday on your page. And I'm like, yeah, people
can't post on my page. I got it blocked just
for my birthday. So nobody can send me generic birthday messages.
And then sometimes I tell people, hey, you want to

(41:36):
send me a birthday message?

Speaker 2 (41:38):
It better be a good one.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
You know well don't send me just generic happy birthday
it better be a good one that's what we should
do with talkbacks here no i don't it better be
a good one all right hold on here's the end
of the creed here.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
Happy birthday mikey okay close out the candles on the
cake candles and tears of joy stream down his face
yeah yinzer creed guy yeah another trip around the sun

(42:11):
i'll show you random pains and aches happy birthday mikey
i'll show you random pains and aches all.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Right well we're in the uh 24 hour target period
here my birthday so i guess uh Guest birthday wishes
are on here. We're in the Target region now. All right,
you know what I want for my birthday? I want
to give somebody Jonas Brothers tickets, okay?

Speaker 2 (42:38):
This is what you want for your birthday? Yeah, I
want to give somebody Jonas Brothers tickets, so here we go.
Win now on 96.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Olivia rodrigo you know we were all talking about her
daisy chain fields uh festival that she did raise 20
million dollars for a lot of uh women's rights and
women's causes olivia rodrigo was asked you know about the
future of the chain uh daisy chains field festival.

Speaker 5 (43:03):
I foresee maybe in the future it being multiple days
and uh Yeah, I really am keen on it being
an annual.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Festival, too.

Speaker 5 (43:10):
So there's so much possibility. There's so much more time
for more artists and more things. And it's just been
so much fun for me.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Yeah, this thing is going to grow into a bigger
monster than it already is after the first one. You
can hear the Daisy Chained Fields Festival on Hit Nation.
on the free iHeartRadio app. It is Mikey and Bob
here on 96.1 KISS. Give away some Jonas Brothers tickets.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Who's this? This is Brandon. Brandon, how you doing? You
all right? I'm doing pretty good. All right. I got
some good news for you, Brandon. You're caller number nine.
You're going to see Jonas Brothers.

Speaker 8 (43:43):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
You a big Joe Bro fan? I'm not, but my
fiance is.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
There you go, dude. Score those points, man. All right,
Jonas Brothers, they're coming to the arena in October. We
got a pair of tickets. Just hold on one second.
We'll get all your details, all right?

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Sounds good.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Another shot at Jonas Brothers tickets tomorrow morning around 8.30.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Yeah! Heat advisory today.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Highs are going to be in the 90s, but the
heat index is going to make it feel like triple
digits out there.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
It's just gross.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
It's already in the 80s, and it's not even 9.30
in the morning.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Sticky. Yeah, it's nasty.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
It's Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS. As always, Bob,
we love when people are part of the show.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Just download our free iHeartRadio app. You can send us emails.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Talk back messages, especially if you're a Mikey and Bob
podcast listener and you're listening to the show, you know,
here and there, and you don't get to listen to
the whole show live. Thanks to our friends over at
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Speaker 2 (44:44):
Harper Jeep Ducks. We're kind of loaded up right now.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
So, yes, we will be putting them on Jeeps when
we see Jeeps, when me and Bob are out and about. And, yeah,
we got plenty more Mikey and Bob C. Harper Auto
Group Jeep Ducks to hand out. But right now, Bob,
it's time to say something nice.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
Oh!

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Say something nice. Say something nice. Get some positive vibes here.
Here we go.

Speaker 21 (45:12):
Beyoncé, Bob, Matt, Ridgewell.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
This is my Beyoncé week because my birthday is tomorrow
on the 3rd. Beyoncé is the day after me on
the 4th.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Beyoncé. Yeah, Beyoncé. Hey, I did one of these last week,
but I did it drunk. I don't remember what I said,
so I'm going to try it a little less drunk today.

Speaker 9 (45:30):
I just want to.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Wait a minute. Say something nice. Okay. Say something nice.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
He said he left to say something nice last week.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Drunk doesn't remember. He doesn't remember, so he's doing it.

Speaker 17 (45:43):
All right.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Say something nice. Say something nice. I just want to
give a shout out to my brother from Pittsburgh. He
moved out to Colorado. Had a little rough time. Got
in a car accident. Jacked his arm up. Yeah, didn't
his dog die too?

Speaker 1 (45:58):
I think this guy, he was drunk last week when
he left us this message. I think his dog died too.
Had to put his dog down.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Told you. Yeah, you already heard this. We heard this.
It's okay. He was drunk. He didn't hear it. Yeah,
we're playing it for him.

Speaker 8 (46:10):
Sucks.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
I was like, Jeff, just hang in there, buddy.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
We got you. I know you're listening. All right.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
I wonder if he was listening last week when you
sent the message drunk. A little less drunk this time, Jeff.
It was the same message, though.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
It's okay. Say something nice. Say something nice. Let's get
to another one here.

Speaker 21 (46:32):
Mikey, Bob, it's Rob from South Park.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Hey, Rob.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
I just wanted to reach out.

Speaker 9 (46:37):
Listen to the Say Something Nice segment this.

Speaker 13 (46:39):
Morning and just say something nice about the city of Pittsburgh.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 21 (46:43):
I moved here back in 2017 when I got out
of the Army.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Uh-huh.

Speaker 9 (46:46):
And I have absolutely just fallen in love with the place.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 9 (46:50):
Ended up graduating with my undergrad degree from a local place.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
Uh-huh.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
And now Pittsburgh's my home.

Speaker 20 (46:55):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
I may have grown up out west, but Pittsburgh's home. Steelers. Oh,
if you're saying Steelers like that. Hell yeah.

Speaker 16 (47:03):
Ooh-wee!

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Say something nice. Say something nice.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
You want to go to Vegas a couple weekends here?
Go see our iHeartRadio Music Festival. Zara Larson, Snoop Dogg, BTS,
Cardi B, Benson Boone, Lainey Wilson, Stella Lefty, Muse, Smashing Pumpkin.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
I mean, there's a lot more. There's a lot.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
You can win a full trip out to Vegas and
$ 1, 000 coming up next year on 96.1 KISS.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
It is Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Let's get to another quick talkback message here brought to
us by The Pavement Group.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Hey, Mikey and Big Bob. It's your boy, Raccoon Tim. So, Mikey, Utah, swanky. Swanky.
Big number one.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Happy birthday, buddy. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
All right.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Hope you have a good one.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Yeah. Thank you, Raccoon Tim. Our buddy, Raccoon Tim, has
been going through. some family stuff lately. We're still thinking
about you, bud. Good to hear from you, Tim. It
is really good to hear from you, Raccoon Tim, and
thank you for the birthday wishes. My birthday's not till tomorrow,
but I am allowing the floodgates to already open with
the happy birthday wishes.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Now let's get to Joey Porter Jr. You know what?

Speaker 1 (48:13):
To be honest, Joey Porter Jr. getting a new deal
before week one, that'd be a nice birthday present for me.
I'll take that because I got everything I need. I
don't need anything.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Joey Porter Jr.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
On the Steelers is something I'd like, though, right? They
were talking about it on the Deebo and Joe podcast.
Of course, former Steelers. James Harrison and Joe Hayden. They
were talking about specifically the fact that, you know, there's
a report out there that the Steelers haven't even offered
Joey Porter Jr. like a big deal yet. So this

(48:45):
is from the Debo and Joe podcast Steelers fans. You
should be listening to that Steelers.

Speaker 18 (48:49):
I'm looking at like if you haven't offered anything yet,
that's kind of crazy because I feel like it's getting
down to the last hour. The games is September 13th.
He hasn't been able to practice. He hasn't been able
to be on the field and try to get into
that conditioning part. So you got, you need some time.
The last is September 8th would be the last day
because I would want him to get a little bit
more time. But when we talk about the last hour,

(49:12):
September 8th, and so they would need to offer something soon.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
So he's Joe say, Joe Hayden saying probably like September 8th.
That's probably like the cutoff of like, if he's not
signed by that, something's going to happen. Like we, are
we approaching like a Le'Veon Bell situation here where Joey
Porter Jr. Is just going to say, Hey, I'll just
sit out the whole year. I hope I hope. Well,
I hope not either, because when Le'Veon Bell made that decision,

(49:37):
which might have made financial sense for him at the time,
like that was the beginning of the end for Le'Veon.
That was never the same after he missed that year.

Speaker 18 (49:43):
It'll be something decent around twenty five to just start
in the initial thing. When you talk to Joey and
he's finally sees a number, he's like, OK, maybe I
don't know how to go.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Reset the market. He's saying $ 25 million a year, get
it done.

Speaker 18 (49:55):
If these guarantees look good, I'm going to be in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Yeah, got to add guaranteed money, too, because NFL contracts
aren't guaranteed, so it's the guaranteed money that matters.

Speaker 18 (50:03):
I can get this going, and I'm knowing I can
make $ 75 million guaranteed, where at the end of the day,
right now, he's on a $ 4 million deal right now
if he goes and plays this season.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
All right, so think about that. He's making $ 4 million
this year.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
He's looking at a deal that might be something like
$ 25 million a year with like $ 75 million guaranteed.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Of course, he doesn't want to.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Play on a $ 4 million contract and risk, you know,
getting hurt and never being the same again. It's guaranteed
money time right now for Joey Porter Jr. It's his
time to cash in.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
That's like, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
This is again, Joe Hayden and James Harrison on the
Debo and Joe podcast.

Speaker 18 (50:41):
Well, you know, at the end of the day, you're
going to be able, you're a $ 25 million.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
And you're not, you're not even, that's right there. That's
the problem.

Speaker 19 (50:48):
Because if you're not offering anything, that means you probably trying.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
To set me up for next year. If I ball out,
you go franchise. You're going to franchise me. You know
what I'm saying?

Speaker 18 (50:57):
They have your rights for the next two years. And
that'll be $ 23. 1 million next year will be the tag.
And he's playing this year for four mil. So that'll
be two seasons for 27 and you got to stay healthy.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
It's just no guarantees there. So Joe Hayden's making a
lot of sense here. He's saying if they don't get
a deal done and Joey Porter's got to play on
the 4 billion this year, and then they franchise tag
him next year, which you make the average of the
top five cornerbacks, right?

Speaker 9 (51:22):
Right.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Somewhere around 25 million. So instead of making like 25
million a year, He would be making $ 27 million for
two years. That doesn't seem good for him.

Speaker 12 (51:32):
While taking the chance of hurting himself and it all
just being done.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
I mean, I'm not mad at anybody about this yet,
but the other guys from the draft class getting signed
before Joey Porter Jr. and now him waiting out when
we're this close to week one. Hey, Steelers, Joey Porter Jr.

Speaker 12 (51:49):
You got everybody else signed up. Gotta get this done here.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (51:53):
All right, here's your chance to win $ 1, 000 in a
trip to Vegas.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Good luck.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Now.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Let's get to a talkback message here. It's our friend
Dawn from Trafford.

Speaker 6 (52:01):
Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 15 (52:02):
Dawn from Trafford.

Speaker 17 (52:03):
Dawn.

Speaker 15 (52:04):
I'm sitting out here on my deck in this blazing
hot weather today trying to get some sun. And I'm
listening to the podcast from today. And a thought came
in my brain, so I thought I would send it
to you guys.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Sure.

Speaker 15 (52:16):
It may exist already, but I was thinking that a
Facebook page of Mikey and Bob's community should exist so
that we can all talk to each other about the show.
would be a good place to go to discuss all
the topics on your show because I try to tell.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
My husband about them.

Speaker 15 (52:36):
And although he is a fan of yours, he's not
a regular listener and sometimes he just doesn't get it.
And then I'll tell some of my friends and they
look at me like I have three heads.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
So it would just.

Speaker 15 (52:45):
Be nice to have one of us to just talk
about your stuff with.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
And I think it would be great.

Speaker 15 (52:51):
Someone should start it.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Yeah, I like that Don from Trafford is like, we
need to build it.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
We need a Mikey and Bob face. I don't know.
There is a Mikey and Bob face.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
I mean, we have our own Facebook page, though, and
people can comment and everything like that. But I think
what she is really talking about is like a Mikey
and Bob Reddit page. I think that's more of the
lane maybe she's talking about where people post about the
show and things like that.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
An open forum of some kind.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Somebody wants to make it, you can go ahead for it.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Bob, we got a butt sniffer exclusive out here in California.
We talked about this yesterday on the show that the
guy that walks around and kneels down in stores to
sniff people's butts, he's been arrested.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
For it before. I think like over a year ago.

Speaker 17 (53:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
They took the butt sniffer in again. But hold on.
Let's go to California. Top story here at 5 today.
It's an NBC4 exclusive. NBC4 exclusive. Top story.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Top story exclusive. There's so many things going on in
the world right now. There is no way the top
story is the butt sniffer anywhere. No?

Speaker 3 (53:59):
No.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
The man, the so-called butt sniffer, is apparently under arrest again.

Speaker 15 (54:04):
We have exclusive video that shows 39-year-old.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Oh, my gosh. Exclusive video of the sniffer?

Speaker 14 (54:11):
Khalees Crowder inside a store in Glendale where once again
he is accused of smelling people's behinds.

Speaker 22 (54:17):
Yeah, Carolyn and Colleen, the owner here at the Big
Save Discount Store called police after they noticed a man
bending down attempting to sniff customers.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Yeah this uh you see the video too he almost
acts like he's like tying his shoe or like looking
at something on a lower shelf this guy's made our
show multiple times over the years yeah it's the butt
sniffer california butt sniffer.

Speaker 22 (54:37):
Take a look at that exclusive video shared oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
They can't say it enough that they have the exclusive
butt sniffer video all the other stations wanted this butt
sniffer video we're the only ones with like And I
get it, but this is also why people don't trust, like,
legacy media.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
Because there's so much stuff going on in the world
right now. But hold on, stop everything. We got the
butt sniffer video.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
You know?

Speaker 22 (55:01):
In this video, you see the man kneeling down inside
the grocery store here on Glen Oaks Boulevard.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
What does it say?

Speaker 22 (55:07):
He was trying to sniff people. Inside the store, police
say Crowder was cooperative and was booked for a parole violation.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
You know what the good thing about this story is,
is that he was cooperative. You don't want a combative
bot sniffer. You know, you don't want that. I mean,
he's out there having a good time. Well, you know,
not all good times are legal.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
Though, bud.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
And he was on probation already, and now they had
the exclusive.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
They keep letting him out. They keep letting him out
in jail. Top story. Top story here at 5 today.
It's an NBC4 exclusive.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
We have video of a guy sniffing somebody's butt.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
Top story. It's all for you.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Hey, Scoots just left us a talkback message here brought
to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 9 (56:01):
Hey, boys, it's Scoots.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
Scoots.

Speaker 9 (56:02):
I'm just listening to the podcast. And, Mikey, I love
that any time.

Speaker 12 (56:08):
Anybody says happy birthday, Bob, and Bob starts talking, you
either wait.

Speaker 9 (56:16):
For Bob to stop talking.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
Usually says thank you.

Speaker 12 (56:19):
Or you go underneath your breath.

Speaker 9 (56:21):
It's not solved, sir.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
I love you.

Speaker 17 (56:24):
Bye.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
It's the little things with our show, I think. But yes,
any time that somebody wishes Bob a birthday and it's
not his birthday. The proper thing to say is thank you. No,
proper thing to say is not his birthday. His birthday
is New Year's Day. Now, if you want to get
real with it, my real birthday is tomorrow. Act accordingly, everybody.

(56:47):
I want to be showered with praise tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
I act like I don't want it.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
I better be sung happy birthday multiple times tomorrow. Joey
Porter Jr. was talking to the media yesterday for the
first time in a while. you know, about everything that's
going on with him in the front office. And, hey, listen,
the NFL season kicks off next week, right? Isn't it
like Wednesday we get Patriots, Seahawks, and then I think

(57:14):
Thursday is the Australia game, and then Steelers will be
playing at home next Sunday.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Next Sunday, yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
Because this Sunday is Ribfest, you know what I'm saying?
Ribfest starts tomorrow. Here's Joey Porter Jr.

Speaker 4 (57:25):
Too much about the future but today I was out
there today you know running with the guys still trying
to get back fully um but we're going to take
it day by day for the most part and that's
the same page me and coach been on so far
what has.

Speaker 9 (57:35):
This process been like for you.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
It's been tough not gonna lie it's my first go
around this and um but I mean it's been also
great because I have all my guys with me all
the coaches and players really are on my side I
understand everything about the business side of things so It's
not really too much to go about it, but it's
been a little bit tough, but at the end of
the day, it is what it is.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Joey, do you see yourself out there for week one?

Speaker 4 (57:56):
Do you see yourself playing against the Falcons? I can't
read the future. I couldn't even give you that answer,
to be honest. So if the deal doesn't get done,
will you still play?

Speaker 2 (58:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (58:06):
I've got to talk to... The guy's upstairs in my
anus about that one.

Speaker 8 (58:09):
All right.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
So we haven't heard a lot of this before. And
Joey Porter's not even committing to playing week one.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
No.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
If he doesn't have a new deal, which I honestly,
you know, I know he's got a contract for one
year still, but. He wants that guaranteed money. He wants
to stay with the Steelers. And the report was that
they haven't even offered him a deal yet. And the
thing that sucks is they've signed the other guys from
his draft class. They've gotten big deals and everything. It's

(58:36):
wild if they really haven't offered him anything.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
You know, listen, I know they don't do deals when
the season starts, but maybe with Joey Porter Jr., maybe
Omar and McCarthy, everybody, Rudy, maybe they're waiting for after Ribfest, okay?

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Maybe they need to get through. Hey, Joey will get
through Ribfest first, all right?

Speaker 12 (58:57):
Maybe McCarthy's going to have a sit-down at Ribfest.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
Oh, my gosh.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
And work this all out. You tell me deal gets
done at Ribfest? I don't know if deals get done
at Ribfest. I mean, I don't know what your rib
fest is. but mccarthy hasn't been around for rib fest
in forever maybe that's why joey porter jr is not
getting a new deal right now because mike mccarthy's focused
on one thing right now it's not the atlanta falcons
it's that rib fest.

Speaker 9 (59:23):
What did she say.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
You get caught up on Ted Lasso, man. I'm only
one episode in on the new season. I don't know
what it is.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
Are you pumped up? Oh, no. I know what it is.
What is it?

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Well, it's that I watched Ted Lasso with my wife,
so we have to watch it together. And I'll be like, hey,
Ted Lasso. And she'll be watching something else. She'll be like, nah,
I don't feel like it right now.

Speaker 12 (59:46):
I like watching things with my wife, but that is
the downfall of having to watch things with waiting on
somebody else's schedule.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
It's... it's bad, you know, it's, it's good.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
It's good to spend time together, but yes, no, but.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Nobody really wants to do it. It's good. Yes. Let's
be honest. Nobody really wants to do it. It's Mikey
and Bob here on 96 on kiss.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Dude, the best thing is my wife, Jamie, um, she
has been all in to professional wrestling for the last
like month.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
And it is incredible.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
I will be showing her like YouTube wrestling videos from
like the two thousands or the nineties, like stone.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Cold and the rock and stuff. And she's like this,
she's all in solid. That is amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
It is. It's like a cheat code for me. I'm like,
after all these years, my wife and like, she knows
the pattern now she knows like Monday night.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
She's like Monday night, raw tonight. I'm like, Oh my God.

Speaker 8 (01:00:49):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
What was the gateway in?

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
I think it was one of the reality shows, like
the Netflix show where it shows behind the scenes and
like the real people. And, you know, it sort of
lifts the veil and everything, but she, I don't know, man.
So I feel very, I feel blessed before to have
her in my life. But the fact that my wife
watches professional wrestling with me now. We just got to

(01:01:12):
get lined up on Ted Lasso, though, because I'm only
one episode in and I got to wait for.

Speaker 8 (01:01:15):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
It is Mikey and Bob here on 96. One kiss
about to wrap up the show here. Buccos back at
home tonight, taking on the Giants after that weird game
yesterday where they went to walk off on a, you know,
just misthrow to first base. And then tomorrow it's an
afternoon game. For the Buccos, 1235. And also, Ribfest kicks

(01:01:38):
off tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Oh, buddy. That's right. Also, tomorrow's my birthday.

Speaker 8 (01:01:42):
Ribs.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Doesn't really mean anything.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
Birthday ribs?

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
Yeah. Yes. Okay. Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
If anybody wants to bring in racks and racks of
ribs from Ribfest, I will Edmund Nelson the hell out of.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
Those things for my birthday. You know, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Some people got that one, yeah. Oh, wait, we got
to name the podcast, right? Again, thanks to our friends
over at the C Harper Auto Group. They are the best.
We reached out to them a couple of days ago
and said, hey, they made these Mikey and Bob Jeep
ducks that we put on people's Jeeps and everything, you know,
out in the wild. And we said, hey, we're like,
we're basically out of the Jeep ducks. They made two
boxes of them and sent it to us. I just

(01:02:21):
love this relationship we have with the C.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Harper Auto Group. They've been great to us. They have.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
So, you know, if you see Bob in his Dodge Ram,
Laramie drives a big white Dodge Ram. I drive the
purple Jeep Gladiator. Yeah, we got ducks. We got ducks. C.
Harper Auto Group, the official sponsor of the Mikey and
Bob podcast. What do you want to name the podcast today, Bob?

Speaker 8 (01:02:40):
Mr.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Nip's Fart Corner.

Speaker 21 (01:02:45):
Mr.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
Nip's fart corner. That's a great name. All right, that's
it for us. It's my birthday tomorrow. Get caught up
with the podcast. If you miss any show, write a secret.

Speaker 6 (01:02:54):
Bye.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
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