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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well this morning, freak sholl whoa wait, No, don't put
your head No, don't put your headphones on. Man, gee, well,
I mean you already put them on. You might as
well just keep dude, what you comb your hair real
mice today. It's just how it's been falling the past
couple of days. Oh man, like I got a colic

(00:20):
on it, like each side of my head and this one.
It's just been falling like this the past couple of days.
There's no comb action. Wait you didn't. I mean I
throw some crap in it just because we wear headphones.
But like, okay, now that's how it fell. So you
put some hair hair products in there and you just
you just I woosh it over one time and then
and then dude, it looks good. You like wooshed it

(00:42):
over real mice today it's like laying down nice and everything. Man.
The looking guy, well, you know with your mustache. I
just it looks like you dressed up special today or
something like just for you. Well, no that's not that's
not true. For my birthday. No nothing, it's never gonna end.
Dress special force, it's never gonna end. Did my hair

(01:04):
for my birthday party today? It's never gonna end, dude,
It's never gonna end. Well, you look you look nice
to thanks man, Thanks. You look like you're ready for
a photo shoot today. You know, you look like you're
ready to get school pictures taken, work pictures taken today.
By the way, talking about getting pictures taken now, me
and Bob grew up in the eighties, right, nineties, some, right, Yeah,

(01:29):
this was a real thing. Your parents used to take
you to the mall to get like family photos or
photos of you when you were a kid. They would
take you to like J. C. Penny. They'd put you
in a weird like backdrop or something like that. You'd
be sitting on a stool that was covered with like
a brown piece of carpet or something. There'd be clouds

(01:50):
behind you. Just a weird time, right, But there's a
nostalgic factor to that. I got some bad news everybody,
now listen. I know that that's not a thing anymore,
but a lot of people used to get family photos
taken at Jcpenny.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
J C.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Penny is closing down at the Ross Park. End of
an era. End of an era. Hold on, though. The
reason I bring it up is because J C. Penny
Ross Park Mall closing down Facebook comments. We're gonna tackle
them early here around six twenty five, also apparent day
in May. We only got a couple more days here

(02:26):
left in the month of May. Find out what concert
you can win tickets to. Hey, it's another big another one,
another big one. Yeah, we got another banger today eight
to am. We'll tell you what concert tickets you can
win here. Good morning. It's Mike, you and Bobs. We
have just wonderful listeners. And uh, you know, some of

(02:47):
you might listen here and there, some of you might
be everyday listeners. I feel like the real like die
hard everyday listeners. We call our our movers, like Mikey
and Bob all put together movers. Yeah, yeah, you're a
mover if you listen to our show. And one of
her favorite movers Mills on the Mount. Right. Uh, she

(03:08):
sent a email to me and it said how did
I end my Monday? You ask take a listen, and
then she attached a song. Let's all find out how
one of her favorite listeners, Mills on the Mount, she
had a Monday. So this is stup what she sent.

(03:30):
I just pants. Oh Jesus, let's.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Go randas so quick, had a mission to complete mama
dropping something off, had to.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Hustle on my feet, felt the little room with thought.
My stomach was playing. Said it's probably just a coop man.
What was the saying? How considered trying to act all cool,
coping this high, But my body booked the wool, tiny
little pressure. Thought I had a chance, no life set surprise,
now ruined my pants.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
So what do you have?

Speaker 5 (03:56):
A woman?

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Nerves gotta add like this brain, sister, calm, this is
not real quick sweating re credit left to the pain
neol shit harder than emotional strength. Thought it was a yeah,
got my hands now the fist one, what are we

(04:19):
doing there? One dance dang the tragic man beginning.

Speaker 6 (04:30):
Goes hard, moving past.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Okay, So if anybody was wondering how Mills is Monday
went up the end of the day, she said, I
literally always tell myself, don't trust the fart when you're
prairie dogging it. I was off my game. Man all right,
Mills on the mouth, thank you very much for the
wonderful song there all right. Coming up next on the show,
we we we we we oh man we we oh

(04:58):
we we uh we now I forgot what I was
gonna say. Jesus, I'm stunned by the uh the song.
We read j C. Penny closing at the Ross Park
Mall Facebook comments around six twenty five. It's Mike you Bob,
I'm bum Well, another Pittsburgh staple is going away. They're

(05:27):
they're taking all the recipes. It's Mike you Bob the
Kiss Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 7 (05:32):
J C.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Penny at Ross Park Mall's closing September twentieth, or you
might know it just pennies. Yeah, yeah, got the pennies.
Gotta go pennies? About that? Not an S on the
end of J. C. Penny. That is another one like
all these and Giant Eagles and Sally Wiggins that you
just throw an S on JC Penny. Nobody says I'm

(05:53):
going to Penny right nobody, No, nobody's going anymore. Yeah,
well there's one of Maula Robinson one at Moreauville, MA
bought the Ross Park Mall. JAC Penny is going to
be closing down in September. And then we read local
inser Facebook comments, Oh gee, you're going to a very
deep dark place on the internet.

Speaker 8 (06:12):
It's time for ninety six to one kiss Facebook comments.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
J C.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Penny Ross Park Mall closing. Let's read the Facebook comments.
Janice W. I bought all my sons closed there in
the eighties and nineties. Still buy my underwear there. Love Pennies, Janes.
We don't need to know. We don't need to know
where your underwear come from, Janics, we do, Janes, I

(06:39):
need to know. Ron asked. Can't wait for them to
replace it with the world's biggest vape store like everything
else that closes. Barbara P. More sad news. I missed
the seventies and eighties shopping at the malls. I love
you Pennies the mall. They're still there. People still chop there,

(07:02):
I know. But old people are having a tough time
with malls going away, you know, and like old people
are having trouble, like you know, everything's online now right again.

Speaker 7 (07:12):
J C.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Penny Ross Park Mall closing. Donald Let's get to the
Facebook comments. Elizabeth S. Booo they closed Pennies for all
the North Hills people. Lea sit and rip down your
mall like Century three all right, spot, Yes, yeah, obviously,
Teresa are only placed at my pap would buy his
underwear if he would if he was still alive, he'd

(07:35):
be throwing a fit right now. Oh no, peraps briefs.
By the way, do you bury people in their underwear?
I mean, what's the point? I mean, if loved him
that much, he probably did get buried in here. Yeah,
but there has to be a decision made at some point,
right Like I took a whole pack with him for
the road. When somebody dies, do you be like, hey,

(07:57):
how do you want him down there? You know, like
if they're in a cast skitting getting buried down there'd
be like we are we putting underwear on them? Or
we give them freedom to move down there? You know,
I don't know, wild that's an interesting question. Somebody that
buries dead people? Can you please let us know if
everybody in the ground is wearing underwear or not? Again?
J C. Penny Ross Park Mall closing down wearing the

(08:17):
Facebook comments Robert C. No one under the age of
seventy was going to shop at JC Penny. I'm surprised
it lasted this long. My mom used to love to
load all my sisters and brothers into the car and
take us to get our photos taken out. Man Penny
picture Day one more here Rose El. I'm sure they'll
replace it with some hoochie coucie wear. What Rose, They

(08:41):
never have stores for us older people? Oh no, all right, Rose,
You ever heard of dress Barnse, you heard of talbotch
The internet has anything you want or need. Also the Internet, Yeah,
even the Houcci Couci stuff.

Speaker 6 (08:56):
I went out looking for a new skirt before the
high Holidays, and I swear everything they had in nt
MO was so short that I felt like this stripper
and Houcci.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Gucci were The Mikey and Bob podcast. By the way,
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Speaker 1 (09:25):
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a message and maybe you'll make the show. Hey, today
is the day that the weather makes a nice turn
for us here Pittsburgh. Now we know Memorial Day weekend

(10:08):
did not go as planned. It was the third wettest
Memorial Day weekend ever on record, nearly two inches of
rain Saturday through Monday. But today's the day where it
all changes. We are going to be sunny and beautiful
today with highs in the mid seventies. I think like
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(10:30):
listen in the middle of winter when it's negative whatever,
and the wind's blowing, and you're just like, I just
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This is what we complained about in January February. It

(10:51):
is cold out, it really is. These are the days
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six to one, Kiss Morning Freak Show, Eh, Buco's lost
last night comes Pirates ten to four. Bubba Chandler's not great. Huh,
I'm not doing good. No, And Jared Jones is gonna
be on his way back. You know, he's still just
a young guy, Jared Jones, like twenty four years old,

(11:11):
so they might be able to reactivate him here. Not
sure if he starts in the bullpenner will be a
starting pitcher, but he probably could take take Bubba Chandler
spot at this point because he's got some stuff to
work out. But that wasn't all at the Pirates game
last night, because the guy who does the voice of

(11:32):
Patrick on SpongeBob was there to kick off the game
with a playball straight from bikini Bottom. Amazing. Never come
back here, Patrick, you blew it. You curse the team

(11:56):
got Look what happened a voice of Patrick? Get out, Tom,
You're not allowed back. Okay, you blew it voice at Patches.
You should have made him wear the costume. I seriously,
we don't need to see the voice actor. I need
Like when you said Patrick from SpongeBob was at the
game last night, I was like, wait, was there some promotions.

(12:17):
I thought a big pink starfish was walking around like
the rotunda or something like that. I'm like, no, Spongebobb,
it was just like it was it SpongeBob. Is Patrick
out there? You're doing some type of SpongeBob bobblehead thing?
Is this guy that did the voice? So we will
get to a special request for today in Freak Show
History coming up next, and also, Bob, Yes, we have

(12:38):
people who want to talk about the show that is
just dominating Amazon Prime Video. We will get to a
couple of your talkbacks about the show off campus coming
up around seven to ten. It's Mike and Bob a
parent day in May. Coming up around eight am. We
will tell you what concert tickets you can win today

(12:59):
here on the stage. And yes, it's another big show.
This week has been Olivia Rodrigo, Yeah, Noah Cohn and
then another big artist today eight am. We'll tell you
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to one. Kiss it is Mikey and Bob. Right around
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moment in the show that made us laugh, made a

(13:19):
smile for today in Freak Show History, and we always
tell you. You know, it's just me and Bob in here.
We don't have a producer full time or part time
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Speaker 7 (13:40):
Miikey mob, I've been thinking about the blue emu clip
that ends due, and I wanted to request it for
today in Free Show History for one of the days,
and I never did. But then today I was listening
to the podcast and I heard the Canadian horse tartar yea,
and I feel like I really need to hear the
blue emu.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Now, okay, now let's get to this. I don't know
why this happened, but we started learning about emu eggs
on the show, and that horse tartar trigger eggs. We
found out that you can eat emu eggs like the
yolks inside, like you're cracking egg. People eat emu eggs
like the yolks inside. So let's get to this. This

(14:20):
is a classic one here for today and Free Show History.
Here you go today. People really eat these EMU eggs.
Who's just like, yes, it's well. I was wondering why

(14:40):
anybody wouldn't even own an emu. Oh, my pellet is
all ready for an EMU egg.

Speaker 9 (14:46):
Yes, I'm sick of regular omelet's My pellet is way
more evolved than.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Does that yolk in. It's something exquisite, something like an emo.
Put some truffles in an emu. Yeah. Hold on, Matt
tweets us here. I've actually had two EMU eggs in
my life. My dad had to drill a hole in

(15:16):
the top and bottom to blow out the yolk. It
made eggs for six people.

Speaker 9 (15:21):
Oh did daddy drill a hole in your EMA egg?

Speaker 1 (15:27):
It went over? Yo, goat, Diddy drain this emu. Yok, Goat,
I can't have it running and Dippy drain the emu.
Eg Daddy, drain that emu. Yo, damn it? Drill that egg?

(15:52):
Who tweeted us about the you're Matt, Matt, I apologize. Listen,
eat EMU eggs if you want to. But you know
what were we supposed to be? I have no clue.
Hold on, no, hold on. We get a Facebook messageer
from Tyler s My parents used to raise EMUs and
they were worth a lot of money. My parents had

(16:14):
about three hundred of them. People also make oils out
of emu fat. Have you ever heard of blue emu? Blue?
He said, it's kind of like icy hot oh emi nipoos.

(16:35):
Oh yes, oh blue emu.

Speaker 9 (16:43):
I was playing racketball over the weekend and I think
I gave myself a sports hernia.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Oh rub the blue emu on it. Oh yes, Oh gosh,
it looks like I have a sports hoorney on. There's
only one to care for that. We learned a lot
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(17:16):
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sexy hockey show. They where they kiss. Right yesterday on
the show, we were playing an off campus reaction video
this woman in Australia. Now, this is a sexy show. Okay,
there's a lot of nudity this show, but this is

(18:01):
one of the reactions when there was some nudity that
they weren't ready for. No, no, I'm not ready to this.
My eyebulls were ready, but my soul yeah, yea, yes,
the full bloody you know what. So let's get to

(18:24):
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Speaker 10 (18:27):
Miking Bob Oklahoma Insury.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Here, Hey, listens on the iHeartRadio happen Overlahoma Campus.

Speaker 11 (18:34):
I've been waiting for this moment with y'all here.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
We are so funny story. I've already watched the whole season.

Speaker 10 (18:39):
I think I watched it a week and a half ago,
finished it with the wife. She suggested it and she's like, hey, yeah,
there's a new hockey show out. Mikeing Bob will probably
talk about it. You should probably watch it.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
She was right.

Speaker 11 (18:51):
Love this moment, man, I love these we have with
our listeners where his wife is just like, hey, you
should watch the new Hot Hockey Show because Mike, thank you, Bob,
we're going to talk about I don't know.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Then then it happens here we are we're off campus
guys now right, And we brought this up because this
is the one of the biggest shows that Amazon Prime
has ever had. Or yeah, like I think it was
only behind Fallout, which is a whole video game series. Right,
Lord of the Rings too, right, and The Lord of
the Rings. Yeah, so let's get to another talkback massage

(19:24):
here about Off Campus on Amazon, the number one show
on Amazon ever for women eighteen to thirty four. Hike
Human number one. This one's for you, okay, Human number
one because me and Bob make the human number ten.
We stand next to each other. I'm six foot nine.
I would be the number one. Mashed Potato Reveli lady here,
mash potato, mashed potato Reveoli lady, that's also a perogi.

(19:47):
It took us a while to really figure out what
she was trying to do with her name. There you
were talking about off Campus. Sounds like you haven't seen
it yet. No, we haven't seen it yet. We were
tapping in though we're just not sure when. By the way,
condition's got to be right for off campus. That's not
one we're watching in the living room with the whole fam, right,
probably not. I don't need my father in law to

(20:08):
come down from upstairs on his motorized Chare that what
are you watching? Don't worry about it, Pops's one for you.
So yes, uh it is.

Speaker 12 (20:22):
It is all the things that you guys mentioned.

Speaker 13 (20:23):
It's a hockey romance, yeah, SCHMESI.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
But it talks a lot about consent, hey, all right, yeah,
and about women empowerment. Hey can can consent? And women empowerment?

Speaker 5 (20:36):
Hey?

Speaker 6 (20:36):
Yeah this Hey, this is the show frost Man.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Absolutely, we're down for a yeah.

Speaker 14 (20:41):
And there's also a lot of songs.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Take a look, all right, you could have led with
the last thing and we have been all into I
can't wait. Also, you know how, like on some of
these streaming shows, there will be a song that will
hit at the right time, the right show, the right episode,

(21:04):
and it sort of takes on a life of its own.
I think we really started first seeing this and Stranger
Things with the old Kate Bush song Running up the Hill.
Remember that the tailor songs with Summer I Turned Pretty too. Yeah,
Like those would just send a moment in the show
and you'd be like, Yep, that song's perfect even with
heated rivalry. The old Ally and AJ song Oh the
Things You said, you know, Like that's one where they're

(21:26):
in the club off campus. The song that there's there's
a dance to right with with Ali dressed up as
j Lo and Dean dressed up is Maverick from Top Gun,
the twoy eleven song they're like dancing to it at
a house party. On the Floor is making a resurgence.
You remember the song, man, I remember Pitbull was in

(21:51):
this too. It hits right, it does well. It's about
the hit Onne.

Speaker 10 (22:14):
Not bod.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
That song is taking off again, fifteen million streams worldwide
in the past like week, just from it making appearance
on the show. Yeah, there's not fifteen million streams of
that song from twenty eleven if it's not featured in
one of these hot scenes from off Campus. So h yeah.

(22:37):
On the Floor returns to the Billboard Charts, number one
seventeen on the Billboard Global two hundred chart. I think
things like this are so funny because all of a
sudden you're j Loo and you're like, what's what's happening
with this? And then somebody's gotta tell you you've gotten
to know sexy Hockey show. Sexy Hockey's having a moment.
Sexy hockey. Hey, I'll tell you one thing. Sitting Latang

(23:01):
being here for over twenty years now, sexy Hockey's been
having a moment for a couple decades. Here in Pittsburgh
a para day in May. We got a big show.
We want to send you to stick around, find out
who it is, and hi and get your tickets. Around
eight am. It's Mike and Bob Kiss. Next Saturday, Me
and Bob will be hosting m seeing the Annual Walk

(23:23):
for Children's at Flagstaff Hill there in Shenley Park. The
walk starts next Saturday around nine thirty. Over three thousand
walkers and over two hundred and twenty teams have signed
up so far to benefit everyone over at Children's Hospital
and the kids and the families that use it. Walkfor
Children's dot com if you want to sign up, or

(23:44):
you can just show up at Shenley Park YEP next
Saturday for the Annual Walk for Children's On June sixth,
It's Mikey Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning
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Speaker 14 (23:57):
Guys, I could really use a monkey screw up truck today. Okay,
my puppy Captain and he passed away yesterday.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Oh no, see that. I don't like this the worst,
the worst lrip to Captain man. I mean, that's an
awesome name for a dog too, Captain. Yeah, it's a
great name. Cap for short, great name for a dog. Opol.
We know you you're always listening to the show. We
feel for you. You know, we've obviously both been through

(24:35):
losing pets in the past, and it's nothing anybody can
really say. You're due to make it any better. It
just it really sucks. Except I mean, we can try
to make it a little better though. You want to
hear a minute of me screwing up on the show.
If this will help, Yes, anything we can do to
help out a listener going through a tough time. Here
is one minute of some of the best screw ups
that I've ever made on the show. Because I get

(24:57):
paid to talk, but I'm not good at talking. Pretty
sure if rating radio ratings were just in the MRI machine,
I'm pretty sure we're number run, number run. Oh my god,
just the worst at this job. Moose sneaking there there
none number Wow, what was that? I just said? There
does the five, six and eleven o'clock nude new new

(25:18):
new Dude, dude, kids, I'm about to talk why we
die every dog or eight people? You say, dong er, No,
I didn't say all right, hold on, all right, hold
on collecting new unwrapped toys for the Marines, toys for
Gateway clipper uh dot clom dot dot clom dot dot. Yeah,

(25:43):
doc clm might be like one of those mobster movies.
Somebody's got movies. That's a whole different thing. I bet
I got a bigger wing wingspan than Cam Hayward. What
did I say? Wangspan is coming to the Peener cit
the peen, Those mini hockey pooks, hooks, hockey books so bad? Hey,

(26:13):
oh boy, I know you're going through it. Hopefully that
brought you a little smile and if it didn't stick
around for the next segment that we got a seventy
nine year old Florida man in a G string and
he's been resting on five separate charges. It's a Florida
story coming up next on the Kiss Morning Freak Shows. Mike,
You and Bob. Hey, real quick, let's go live to

(26:35):
the Turnpike. Hi, It's Carly from Greenberg.

Speaker 15 (26:38):
I am giggling right now because I'm on the turnpike
and I just passed the truck that on the trailer hitch.
Instead of like truck nuts or something, it is a
rock hoons trawl, and I'm like, oh my god, it
is It's a newly good luck say. And then I
thought it was rockoons him and I approached.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
So and I met him. All right, Hold on one second,
they had a truck tail. You're on the turnpike, but
there's a raccoon tail hanging off the hitch of a truck.
Truck tails, dude, Oh, did I just think of a
million dollar idea? Probably? Probably if somebody's done it yet. Okay,
with a Z do I have spelled tales with the
Z not yet, all right, not yet. That'll be what

(27:19):
we spell it with when we make a billion dollars
off truck tails. Me and Bob's new side hustle where
we just sell uh tax under miz tails off animals
that you can hang off the back of your truck.
I don't see that truck. Do I think we just
came up with a million dollar idea. No, it's more
than a million, one billion dollars billion dollar idea. Me
and Bob, We're gonna do truck tales. It's Mikey Bob

(27:41):
the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. There
is always weird things happening down in the state of Florida.
Florida stories have been just a part of our show
for years and years. Now it's time for another Florida story.
There we go, oh wells to the show. It's time
to double to the Sunshine stage. Yes, it's another Florida story.

(28:04):
Seventy nine year old Florida man arrested on five charges
after police said he consistently exposed himself to neighbors at
an apartment complex. Hey, so he's known in the complex
being the guy. He regularly walked around the common areas
the apartment complex made lewde gestures, including one time he
thrusted his crotch at a woman's ring doorbell camera. Wow, okay,

(28:28):
sir ding dong? No, Well, yeah, but no yeah, but no,
it's not hy ding dong. It is in Florida. It
is in Florida. If you're seventy nine year old in Florida,
that is ding. Seventy nine year old Florida man told

(28:48):
her that he has a right to walk around naked
under Florida Statue eight hundred point zero zero one. I
know the law and that it's only illegal in parks,
not in public. Yeah, dude, I know the law. Okay, okay, okay,
Florida man. All right, hey, you can walk around in
public just naked. It's an apartment complex.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
Mente.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
No, seventy nine year old too. Like age doesn't matter,
but in this case, you're ding dong ditching the neighbors too.
Police said that he explains he walks around naked because
he's allowed to, and that he didn't know he was
being filmed. I know my right. A neighbor also claimed
the seventy nine year old Florida man later put on
lipstick in front of her and told her jump rope

(29:32):
for me, baby doll. All right, you gotta lock this
guy up. This guy's minute. This guy's a Florida man.
Minute rope for me. He's putting on Lipstick too naked,
Senior community too. No, I don't think so, man, I
think you're just out here. Yeah. So since five different
neighbors saw him naked, he gets five indecent exposure charges.

(29:53):
It is Florida making the show once again. A pair
of day in May continues UH this week here on
ninety six to one Kiss. Coming up in just a
couple of minutes, we will tell you the big show
that you can win tickets to. UH. Today, all you
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(30:13):
we'll let you know what concert you can win tickets to,
and then just send us a talkback message that'll be
coming up in just a minute here on the Kiss
Morning Free Show. It's Mikey and Bob. Let's get to
another talkback message brought to us by the Pavement group
Rachel Butler.

Speaker 16 (30:26):
Mikey, I'm very disappointed as you were talking about the
show Heated Rivalry. Yeah, and we were talking about like
blasts for the past songs but like great made and
they're you know, yeah, getting more popular.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Yeah, we were talking about you know, heated Rivalry had
all the things she said, and then the newer show
off Campus has the j Lo Pitbull on the Floor
song that sort of get in a second life.

Speaker 16 (30:51):
You said all the things she said was by Ali
and Ah it's fine too.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Yeah, well listen, come on, man, Hey, that's one that's
gonna stick with me for a while. That's on me.
I knew, I knew it was Tattoo that sung other things.
You said, my head better, do my head better, do
my head? Get it together, man, alien aj Tattoo. That's

(31:18):
on me. Hey, that's me. You know you're thinking about
hot hockey shows. Okay, let's get to our buddy, George here.

Speaker 12 (31:24):
I was going on, fellow George here, still catching up
on Wednesday Mornings podcast right now. I know how much
you all love animals and all that.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yeah, George, George, we want to tell us about animals.

Speaker 12 (31:33):
Did you hear that the National Aviary has recently acquired
a harpy eagle. It is the only one in the
entire Northeast. This is a massive, scary looking bird.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Uh huh, y'all take it. Yeah, harpy eagle. We got
one the Aviary. I think we're borrowing it for a
few years. Yeah, harpy eagle. Yeah, yeah, Darna, I think
is it's name. We got it from the Miami Zoo
before Memorial Day weekend.

Speaker 14 (32:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
It's one of the largest, most powerful birds. Yeah, dude,
I'm on. It's got crazy ass eyes too, Like I
have crazy eyes. That thing has crazy ass eyes. I'm
out crazy eyes. Where do you see her eyes? Look
fine to me? Where are you looking at? Crazy eyes? Thing?
Look at this thing. That thing's staring at you out
of a tree or something. That thing wants to eat

(32:26):
your eyeballs out right there. I only got one good one. Yeah, Bob,
you do have a lazy eye. You're legally blind in
one eye. The Harpy eagles, though, oh my god, you
want to talk about a thick ass bird, Ladies, this
is like the most dangerous like vicious eagles there is.
Females are significantly larger than the males, weighing up to

(32:49):
twenty pounds, while males typically weigh between like eight and twelve.
Oh man, the thick harpy eagles the ladies running. The
ladies run it for the harpy eagles two times the
size of males. I'm out on these birds. The creeping
me out. The lady Harpy eagles too can have a

(33:11):
massive wingspan, reaching taller than most humans over six foot five,
sometimes up to seven we Their wingspan is that Look
at that bird right there, That wingspan is taller than
most humans. Oh man. Their rear talons on the harpy

(33:32):
eagle can grow four to five inches long, the same
sizes and grizzly bear's claws. Thanks, what do they even hunt? People?
Five hundred pounds of pressure per square Yeah, I'm good.
They can instantly crush the bones of their prey, and
they can effortlessly lift prey weighing up to their own

(33:53):
body weight, so they can they basically, dude, no one's safe.
No one's safe. Well with these birds in the air.
I am here, Ad and me. Hey, we appreciate you

(34:14):
listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast. But it's not
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(34:37):
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(35:00):
So we're getting pretty close here. All you got to
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It's a para day in May. Here ninety six to
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by one Team Media.

Speaker 17 (35:16):
Hi, Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 15 (35:17):
I was catching up on your podcast as I was
taking my daughter to school and your podcast of Long
drewby butt Cheeks pop up.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Oh my apple leave yeah, long droopy butt sheets. Huh.
We always try to name our podcast something kind of
odd and funny, but something that we also discussed during
the show. So yeah, Long Droopy butt Cheeks was a
recent podcast name.

Speaker 15 (35:37):
And my daughter looked at it, and as she looked
at it, I was giggling, and she told me, you know, mom,
you have the humor of a twelve year old.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
And then she proceeded to get on the bus giggling.

Speaker 13 (35:46):
About your long, drewy butt cheeks.

Speaker 7 (35:48):
Okay, so I just wanted to thank you for that,
and I kind of wish Mikey happy birthday.

Speaker 16 (35:52):
Happy birthday, Mike.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
You know what, Oh, your birthday too, my birth one.
It's my birthday too. It's not my birthday, my birthday
September three. I only take happy birthday wishes in or
around my birthday a couple of days, especially on Facebook.
You love those ones. I hate when people wish happy
birthday on Facebook. It's the reason why I lock down
my Facebook page so nobody, even my close friends and relatives,

(36:16):
can wish me happy birthday because really your favorite thing.
It's not for me, it's for them that they feel
better about themselves wishing it is my birthday today.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Sure, your birthday is New Year's Day, dude, It's enough. Listen,
is our show the humor of twelve year olds? Maybe? Yeah,
I'll say this every now and then. We get serious
when we need to, When we don't need to get serious,
fun and games are out. Okay, I agree with that.

(36:48):
When we get when we need to get serious, when
things get real. When things get real, we can get real.
But if things ain't getting real, long groopye, but cheeks,
it is what you want us to do. All right,
let's get to another talkback message here. It's our friend
Lee who used to live in the state of Idaho
and listen to us. She's back in Bethel Park.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Now, Hey, gimm it's girl Lee from Bethet Park now
catching up on One Legged Will I believe it is? Oh?

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Yeah, One Legged Whale was also a great podcast.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
And elephants walking on their tiptoes.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Yeah, we learned that recently too, that elephants don't walk
on their feet like the bottoms of their feet. It's
a special pad that keeps them up on the tippy does.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
It's weird, bro, Their asses are so good.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Okay, I don't look it up because.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
You know a few walking heels.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Waiting right now all the time. Yeah, that builds up
your glutes.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
So, yeah, elephants got good asses because they're walking on
their tiptoes.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Okay, now this might make sense.

Speaker 11 (37:55):
There.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Lee is telling us that the elephants got their their
thick back there. Now, what are you actually what are
you looking up right now. You want to find an
answer I or anything googled something? Did you google elephant
but cheeks?

Speaker 5 (38:11):
I did?

Speaker 16 (38:13):
Do you like what you see?

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Do you see.

Speaker 7 (38:29):
No?

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Coming up next on the show around eight twenty five, listen,
I can't believe this is a thing either. We have
made it into a teacher's curriculum for her class. Our show,
we don't get to that. Coming up around eight twenty five,
it's Mikey Baba kids. Hey, we're looking at a good

(38:50):
one today. I know it was rainy all Memorial Day
weekend in the start of this week, but today is
the day where we go on a stretch here for
a few days of nice weather, sunny weather. They're like
not a lot of rain or anything in the four weekends. Yeah, yeah,
high's like not crazy either, like mid to upper seventies,
right around eighty degrees, looking real nice here for the

(39:12):
for the next stretch here in Pittsburgh, it's Mikey and
Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Free Show.
Let's get to this talk back message brought to us
by the Pavement Group.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Hey, Mikey and Bob, it's Mac the Construction Apprentice. And
with it being outdoor season, sometimes we have to go
poop in public, and I was just wondering if you
guys could, like maybe power rank your top five businesses
where you can find a good public pooping spot.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
I mean, I love you guys. No, no, you need
to send us that list. I don't have a list
for you, say, shouldn't you be the expert. I try
to avoid that at all costs, Like, well, obviously I've
rolled the brown dice before and lost. Yeah, but I
don't really have a top five favorite public restrooms because
I feel like I just avoid them at all. I
feel like construction workers too. They're in like the high

(39:56):
viz like Neon colors because they're working construction, and that'd
be harder to wander through like a home goods to
the back, yeah, without being obvious that No, I think
like gas stations, you know, but you can't have a
single like mom and pop gas station because if you
have to go get the key to go to the bathroom,
you don't want any part of that. Okay, if you

(40:17):
have to do that, it's gonna stink like p like
that's just the rules. At least the men's rooms, Like
if you have to get this separate key and go
to a side bathroom someplace. You might as well just
go in some shrubs or something like that. You're gonna
have the same experience, better off in the woods. All right,
let's get to this talkback message. I don't know how

(40:38):
this is possible, but also I can maybe understand how
it's possible. Like we joke a lot on the show,
but there are certain things that we have taught on
our show over the years that we've learned on the
show all learn together over the years. We were learning
about harpy eagles. Earlier, we learned that elephants walk on

(40:59):
their toast, so they've probably gotten nice ass muscles.

Speaker 14 (41:02):
Right.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Sometimes we're educational in the dumbest ways. Let's get to
this talkback message. Morning guys.

Speaker 13 (41:08):
It's Fay County friend Andrea here, and I am a
Family and Consumer Science teacher, which is the not so
new name for home economics, and every semester from my
high school foods course, we do an egg unit and
I have incorporated your EMU clip into my curriculum. In
addition to the awesomely bad commercials from the egg board

(41:28):
in the seventies and eighties, which you should go down
that more home, Have a great day, have your birthday bombs.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Okay, it's not Bob's birthday, Birthdays, New Year's Day, thank you.
She she's taken our clip like that we played earlier
on the show for today in freak show history about
emu eggs. Uh huh, because we learned about those a
while ago that people actually crack them open and eat
them like regular eggs and like scrambled emu eggs. She's
worked bad into a class lesson telling you, man, we

(41:56):
got some great universities and stuff around here. You know,
we got health, we got sciences, we got robots and
everything like that. We have a track record here that
we make learning fun. Watch out. They're learning and you
don't even know it. And you're learning from a couple
of guys that have a combined three semesters of college education.

(42:17):
Oh boy, second week of Steelers OTAs going there, It's
Mikey Bob the Kiss Morning Free Show. By the way,
Steelers offensive tackle Broderick Jones he had the spinal fusion
surgery this offseason. He's doing individual workouts but isn't cleared

(42:38):
for team drills yet. You know, they didn't pick up
his fifth year option like he's there, but it's really weird.
They drafted Max a Hana short, Yeah, replace him on
the offensive line. He said, I don't really have a timeline.
They didn't really give me a timeline. They're just monitoring
it day by day and we'll go from there. I mean,
I can't imagine a neck injury and then going out

(42:59):
and ramming your yourself in the gigantic humans thing and
easy thing to just go back to. But yeah, that's
that seems a little oft. Cubs beat the Pirates ten
to four last night. Bubba Chandler with another rough outing.
But Jared Jones might be coming to save the day
here soon. He threw it a bullpen session yesterday or tuesday,
and he's now a candidate to come back. And not

(43:23):
sure if he starts in the bullpen or just starts pitching.
But man, what a good time when Paul Skins and
Jared Jones were at it, both throwing a hundred. We
call him the Houndo boys. Remember they go fishing together,
and you tried to try to get your way into
the fishing group there. They don't what sore subject? The
sore subject? Okay, they're both still here I'm sure they

(43:43):
both still want fishing man. They never took the invite,
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I love when people use the word hanker. Hankering. Yeah,
if you got a hankering for something, I know you
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I'm calling for the Morgan Walling tickets.

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Oh, she's got hankering for that Morgan Walling and I would.

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That's another thing that sucks with just like the state
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five dollars gallons of gas, Like yeah, so many people
don't have this disposable money to pay a couple hundred bucks.
And even if you do, then you get you get
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(45:35):
we got some pickets for gens. Guys, We're doing our
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(45:55):
All right? Well, still mystery why it smells like sausage
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Speaker 8 (46:00):
Screen The Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio, It's Mikey
Bob the Kiss Morning Free Show.

Speaker 18 (46:05):
Hello, good morning, Mikey and Boss its buttons.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
How are you? We're good? How are you, buttons?

Speaker 18 (46:12):
I'm good, I'm good. You know, it's a beautiful day,
beautiful morning. Have y'all were talking about J. C. Penny
clothing and I got all nostalgia and you know, I'm
gonna give away my age forta kind of because it
took me back to the days of gimbal And, Sears
and Roebuck, Yeah Land and surf Fair and uh you know, Sears,

(46:36):
and you know, it's just like, you know, you gotta
go with the flow, go with the times. But uh yeah,
times are changing and people like me who are old.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
We're dealing with it. We're dealing with it. But uh yeah.

Speaker 18 (46:52):
And good morning, Good.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Morning, Do Mikey and Do Bob, good morning, Good morning,
do you.

Speaker 18 (47:02):
Good morning, Good moranveatation in the Burgen, Good morning.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
You both have a wonderful day. You are just the best.
Hearing your little songs just it makes our day every
time we hear from you.

Speaker 18 (47:18):
Buttons, Well do you make my day every day special
and you make me laugh and twin.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Send me a nice day out there today, Buttons, you
enjoy it all right?

Speaker 18 (47:32):
Thank you you both too.

Speaker 14 (47:34):
Bye.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Morgan Walling. Tickets up for grabs all day today here
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go see Morgan Walling. Now let's get to this talkback
message sent in brought to us by the Pavement Group. Now,
I gotta say this. We need to acknowledge that we
received this guy's first message. Yeah, but we can't play

(47:56):
it on the radio, so you only get to hear
his second message.

Speaker 18 (48:00):
It hit me again, I just sent the last message
about the whole hankering thing.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
If you heard it, you don't got to play on
the radio.

Speaker 8 (48:06):
Just like left and let me know you heard it.
I'm in the truck for the rest of the morning,
probably to at least you guys to get off the radio.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Yeah, me and Bob left at your first message. We
had a whole off air conversation about it. Hopefully you
don't get a hankering in that truck. Hopefully not the
same hankering your had last night. We had a message
a little bit earlier about one of the best public
bathrooms to go in. You know, I think it was Mac,

(48:32):
our construction worker guy. He just said, we have a
top five favorite public bathrooms, and we try to avoid
going the bathroom in public at all costs, right costs. Yeah,
try to play home games. So let's get to this
message here.

Speaker 7 (48:43):
I'm making Bob. I was just listening to you talk
about going to the restroom in public and having to
ask for a key to go in.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (48:51):
I used to work at a Dollar General and we
would attach the bathroom keys to giant plastic cooking utensils
because people would either lose the keys or they would just.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Walk out with them.

Speaker 7 (49:05):
So yeah, that was fun handing over a giant lad
or spatula all the time.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Listen, Okay, just end this spatul over you. Okay, I
get it. But also I don't know if I want
to trust everybody with a ladle in the bathroom or
a spatula too. There might be some people smacking with
that spatuel in that bathroom, you ever, know, Like I
don't want to touch the spatuel after somebody's made a
bathroom spatually. You know, I don't know if that ladel

(49:33):
was in the toilet at some point. I don't like it. Now,
what if you got one of those big inflatable like
summer toys. Yeah, and then just put the key on
that baby, So if you got to go to the bathroom,
you gotta. I don't care the giant floaty with you.
I don't if there's the right choice of something I
want to touch after somebody else's goes to the bathroom,
I don't want to use the key to get in

(49:53):
the bathroom. That's an emergency only. Right there, Let's get
to another message.

Speaker 17 (49:57):
Here's Laura. You guys were talking about gas station bathrooms. Well,
I was on a trip with my family to New
York about a month ago, and we went to a
gas station and they had for sale creepy dolls on
a shelf like think Annabelle. You best believe I pulled
my son away from those and we left the gas

(50:18):
station so quick.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Yeah, I'd just rather poop my pants like road trip
trinkets creepy dolls. Yeah. Hey, Mac, the construction guys back.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Hey, it's Mac the construction Apprentice. So power ranking the
Top five public pooping spots.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Hold on everybody, he's got it's time for pin like
he and Bob. It's a big last serious mac construction guys.
Top five public bathrooms. Number five.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
We got any Wendy's or chain restaurant.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Okay, yeah, like fast food please?

Speaker 5 (51:00):
Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Usually just leave their bathrooms unlocked. Yeah, they leave the
bathroom is unlocked. They're it really easy out. It's usually
by the door. Number four behind a public park.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Sometimes they've got just like porta potties and whatnot.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Around number four is the porta potty. We're ranking porter
potties ahead of like a restaurant. I don't know about that.
Three Get Go, Gotta go, Get Go. Number two Yeah,
Get Go's got good bathrooms. Yeah, we'll get Go's got
safe bathrooms. They got nice clean bathrooms. Number two home depot.
They treat their they treat people well. Oh man. Number

(51:36):
two home depot. Yeah, home depot. You're going all the
way to the back of the store right for the bathrooms.
I think my only thought is high traffic though through
a home depot bathroom. But you gotta go. You're it's
a pretty good bathroom, all right. I'm not debating this.
It's his room, but I'm gonna I'm gonna say this,
and I might be judging maybe a lot of construction

(51:58):
workers stuff like that. I feel the noises you get
in a home depot bathroom are unlike noises you're gonna
get in any other bathroom. That's hard work and construction
people coming in now all day, guys the job. I
don't care if they're making sounds, pounding coffee, oh, just
making nasty. They're just blowing it up. Number one, number one, obviously,

(52:20):
number one, pretty clean bathroom Hop of the Mountain. Not
bad pick for number one there, all right. I I
again don't have a top five, but that's a pretty
solid five right here. Like it from we just had
a construction worker. He's in these streets. Top favorite public.

Speaker 5 (52:42):
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(53:23):
tight right now. Three anyways, love the show, Thanks and
happy birthday, Bob.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
I can always tell when they're about to end their
message with the happy birthday, Bob. It's not as birthdays
birthdays because you can hear the kindness in their voice.
New Year's dead, so nice.

Speaker 19 (53:40):
Another one here, I'm mikey eye Bob. Mike here, Hey, bud,
ud want to enter for that Schli deckon fence. Want
to get a new deck on for a wedding present
for my soon to be a few wife. We're getting
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Speaker 1 (53:53):
Hey, by the way, nice save there, Bud're you're in
that moment right now where you're calling she's she's your fiance,
right yeah, before you get married soon to be wife,
you gotta yeah, you gotta. I mean you get used
to calling their fiance, but then you get married you'll
slip up a couple. Wait, can we be part of

(54:14):
the we're the wedding present? Because if you get the
credit for the deck and then party with us, are
we the are we part of the wedding reception? Maybe
I don't know a cookie table now, then I don't
know what the plan is here any more details.

Speaker 19 (54:30):
Bought a house in Octover last year, and I think
it'd be a good, great wedding present for She's been
talking about it for some time now.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
So yeah, half birthday, Bob, okay, and a happy birthday, Bob.
Another another kind person knowing that your birthday is New
Year's Day. Uh, yeah, you might win if you have
a cookie table. Honestly, let's get to another message here, Bob.
Earlier on the show, I asked the question for anybody
at a funeral home, like a mortician or something like that,

(54:59):
to people get buried, like in a casket in their underwear,
like you know, like people get buried in clothes. It
got brought up because we're reading about the JC Penny
Facebook comments and somebody said their path Yeah, only bodies
underwear from j C. Pennies would be like devastated by
this news. But he's passed, started questioning lill is he
wearing J C. Penny underwear? Right right right by the way?

(55:22):
Are we still all here burying people? I feel like
that's a generation thing, right, Like I don't want to
live in the ground for rest of my dead life.
Just turn me into sand and throw me around someplace,
even put you in underwear. All right, hold on, let's
get to this talk back messages.

Speaker 14 (55:37):
Hey, Mike and Bob, this is Tariff and white Oak.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
You're asking about morticians. Would they use like for underwa
funeral homes and all? It depends on the body. Some
families do it. Some families don't. Well, when you say
it depends on the body, do you have underwear, they're
like like paper underwear or something that maybe you might
use at like a hospital or take care of an
elderly person, like almost like it depends or something like

(56:02):
a gener right, like does it? Or they bring some
from home? Maybe, like, hey, is his favorite underwear? Like,
I'm sure if you tell the mortician if you die,
like hey, dad's guy get buried his favorite white briefs,
I'm sure they would put it on, right, it'd be
weird putting underwear on a dead person. Just do look
up what they use for plugging up the back? Have
I with that information? Buy? Why why plant this easter?

(56:25):
Eg ghus? What did we do? We're just trying to
get through the week, all right. Can't tell me a
look what's happening around back?

Speaker 4 (56:34):
Can you do?

Speaker 1 (56:34):
We just want We asked about underwear. Okay, we didn't
ask about anything else, all right, So people do get
buried in their underwear. It sort of depends on the
person or something. I also think, is it something you
put in a will? Because I don't have it. Well,
I'm not getting buried either. Just light me on fire
and throw me around. I didn't need to get the
up cell here and find out what what happened around back.
But we're just asking about underwear. But now and now

(56:56):
its like ordering a combo deal and there's like you
want to upgrade that at the large just like, no,
I didn't ask for that, but you're getting it out
of here. We are now we know when bears hibernate,
they change their diet before they go into hibernation with
gone too far up the combinational like sticks and berries,
and they basically plug themselves up for hibernation what happens

(57:17):
when you die to your butt by the way, speaking
about burning things real quick before I get into that,
please burn my computer if something happens to me, because
what I've searched on here should never be searched between
the animals and the things. I just there's a plug.

Speaker 14 (57:35):
Me and you have.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
There's a plug to answer your question. Me and you
have an unspoken truth to where if one of us
passes away, all the electronics go right in the river. Okay,
nobody should see the search history and you out there
listening have led us this way many of times. Yeah, okay,

(57:55):
it's not all your fault a little bit. What happens
when you die round back? But there's a plug, man,
there's a plug like they have them at the funeral homes.
Is it like a wine cork, because it's not like
it's honestly very similar. No, I'm not joking. They cork
your button. Yeah yeah, I didn't need to learn this today.

(58:21):
We did, but here we are. He did. It's something
that happens on a daily basis. Okay, we just don't
work in the field of dead people. People who do,
they're corking butts all day.

Speaker 17 (58:32):
Man.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
We didn't even know it until today. Hey, shout out
all the butt corkers out there. Man, you know you're
probably not making enough money. You're doing a good but
you're doing you're doing a service for pise, for people
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(58:53):
Uh coming up pretty soon here at act for sure,
it's Mikey Bob a Kiss morning free show. Let's get
today it together right now, it's time to find that
what the hell is this city with Mikey and Bab
Travis Kelcey is now part owner of the baseball team
they got in Cleveland, the Cleveland Guardians. Oh wow, yeah

(59:14):
he joins a Uh, he's part of the small share
of a guy, David Blitzer's thirty five percent steak. So
he's got a small share of another guy's thirty five
percent steak. But when famous people like investing, they act
like like they bought a team. Like a lot of
people be like, oh, you see Trump's Kelsey bought the Guardians.

(59:36):
He's got like one percent if they're probably probably less
than one percent, you know, but still, when you get
in that uh, that sort of bracket of money, when
you get invited in to buy a share of a
team of anything of any kind, you're doing all right?
Travis said, the opportunity came across my desk. I couldn't
say no. The guys gave me an opportunity to show

(59:58):
my Cleveland love and play my roots in Cleveland forever
no matter what. Yeah. Wait, hold on, those rich dudes.
I mean they may be friends with him whatever. He
Maybe I might be completely wrong about this, but they
just thought, oh man, we can get Travis and Taylor
into games in the suites, plant my roots in Cleveland forever. Dude,

(01:00:20):
you guys can't live in Cleveland full time. You can't
do that. Wow, that would be a wild turn. Well
if Taylor I used to live in Cleveland. Taylor has
twenty houses. But yeah, I mean, but what if they're
like Cleveland's gonna be our place? You know, that'd be crazy.
Remember when Lebron James built that giant like yeah home,
Yeah right, yeah, yeah, they ain't got no neighbors around them.

(01:00:41):
Maybe they can't. I mean, that's a place everybody's gonna
leave you alone though you just like you know you're
outside Cleveland's just like you being outside of Pittsburgh.

Speaker 5 (01:00:49):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Taylor Swift and Travis Chelsea and Butler Commy or something
like that, you know. Also trending Love Island USA. That's
not on yet, right, No, it's coming soon though. Love
Island season eight on Tuesday, June second. Love Island had
to release a statement alrighty, saying the villa runs on

(01:01:13):
good vibes and so does this community. We love seeing
your reactions, opinions, and debates, but everyone deserves to feel
safe and protected. This is a space for fun, not negativity.
They do know their reality show, right, so keep it kind,
keep it positive, and remember this is Love Island. So
they're basically saying, stop harassing contestants of this reality show

(01:01:36):
online because there's a lot of negativity when somebody like
cheats on somebody or something like that or screw somebody over,
then they get the hate online. Love Island producers, so like,
before we even show you the new season yet, be
nice to meet any of these people deserve it that
go on the show. But isn't that like the I
feel like it's part of it all, part of the

(01:01:56):
recipe to make these shows popular. It's like six shows
don't think toxic comments? Don't they want people like toxic
comments about their show? Like yes, it just fuels the
algorithm and that's what they want, right. Also, speaking of
the algorithm, you might not be able to tell the
difference between real things and AI things now, but YouTube

(01:02:16):
said it's going to more prominently feature an AI label
on videos that are AI or have been altered or
generated with AI. Basically for they've just been hiding this
for a while, like, oh, we don't need to put
a label on. We can, but we don't need to.
For long form videos, it's gonna appear directly above the player,
right above a videos description. For shorter content, it will

(01:02:37):
appear as an overlay on the video. So yeah, that's
gonna be happening soon where YouTube is gonna identify AI
video a little bit better than they're doing right now.
All right, that's like in for our show, Bob, what
do you want to name the podcast today? Hoog COOCHI?
All right, sounds good. The other day it was long

(01:02:58):
long groupie butt cheeks. Today who Chikuchi Chikuchi. We have
a good time, Chikuchi. Thanks all of you who listened
to the show. If you missed any of the live show,
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