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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well this morning, freak show.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hey, I'm kind of sad that I took a shower
this morning. Why Well, because I smell fresh and clean
and nice. Why if that's sad? Well, because yesterday was
our daughter Addison's nineteenth birthday. We took her out to dinner,
went to Itchy Bonn in Wexford. And let me tell you, Bud,

(00:26):
when I left that place, okay, you smelled like meat.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
I smelled like kbachi so bad. I could smell myself
all night long, like it was delicious. I had such
a delicious smell. You should have not showered. I know
I'm here smelling meat. I'll be distracting all show.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Well that's what I'm thinking.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Like, you know, sometimes maybe you could catch a whiff
of like the the scent of your partner, like maybe
their cologne or their person. You'd got me over here
like a deer and heat. I'd be a deer run
over here. Maybe I know why I showered them because
I know you could not handle my body and clothing
still smelling like cabachi, you.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Know, and deer start acting crazy when they get in
a rout man, your youn't want to come in here
and smelling like Meads. I was gonna wear the same
pants that I wore yesterday just to see if the
pants would be enough to smell. I really should be
chasing you around while we're playing songs. Get over here.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
I should have wore Habachi clothes just for your day.
They should make a Haibachi spray, you know. They should
shoun take home. There should be a Hubachi meets clown
that just you smell like you went to Habachi the
previous night.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Well, I'm glad, I'm clean. I guess thanks.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
You know I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
You don't chase me around the studio start licking me. Hey, listen,
it's a big day for me. Bob can already tell
it's a big day by the shirt I'm wearing today.
We will get into that coming up next here and
the Kiss Morning Freak Show also a paraday in May.
We'll tell you what concert ticket you can win on
the station today around eight am. Your chance to win
one thousand dollars this morning around nine ten to two.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Good morning, It's mikeym Bomb ninety Kiss Wow.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
The friday leading into Memorial Day weekend, How was the
parking lot looking out there?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Bob?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
I was the first one here today. I was here
pretty early. I was the second one. Nobody else is here.
There's not another.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
You're the only two. Yeah, which never happened. That's not good.
Why are we here? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
All right, it's Mikey Bob the ninety six to one
Kiss Morning Freak Show. Hey, it's a big day for me.
It's a big day for a lot of us. You
just gotta let listen. If you got a Star Wars
person in your life, you gotta let them nerd out today.
All right, the Mandalorian and Grogu is in theaters now.
I am wearing a Mandalorian and Grogose shirt today.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
You did wear your shirt.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I am that guy who is going to see a
Star Wars movie and needed to wear a Star Wars shirt.
Let's get to a talk back messager, Buddy, Steve and
the Berg went and saw it last night.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Dude, it's up Stephen the Burg just leaving, Uh, Mandalorian
and Grogu. You know I had to see it opening that.
I can't take a chance to any spoilers. Yeah, I
thought the movie was great. It was fun Star Wars
movie if you go into it knowing the star Wars franchise.
You'll have a good time. I'm tired of these critics
every time a movie comes out.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
It's the death of Star Wars. It's over.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
No, it's not. It's fun. Bluddy stregsting in here and there. Yeah,
I had a blast, Mike, you'll love it.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yes, had birthday, but it's not bob'spir day. Thanks Steve,
bobspirth day. Is that? What's the death of Star Wars?
Get out of here. Star Wars ain't dying on my watch.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
I'll tell you that right now. I'm dying before Star
Wars dies. Don't tell everybody that right now. I'm going
out you. Hey, listen, I got two tickets. I'm perfectly
fine going by myself. I have an open seat, so
if you want to go with me, Bob, I got
room for one more. I know you're not Star Wars,
but I got man doing Brogu.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
I got two seats. I got Are you taking me
for my birthday and we can have a movie theater
birthday party.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
I'm not beating the Chargers that it's not your birthday
today when I'm taking you to the movie. It's not
your birthday today. But you're more than welcome to come
see Mandalori and Groko with me.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
You just can't look at me your talk.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Hey, Stephen, Colbert's final late show last night fifteen came
out with surprise guests. I think everybody come out. Yeah,
we'll get to that around six twenty five. It's Mikey and.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Bomb the Mikey and Bob Podcast. Mike and Bob, your
show is like getting hit in the face with a
sausage out of a T shirt cannon. Oh my godness,
screams the Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
you get your podcasts.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Hey, let's check in with our Oklahoma ins are real
quick here talk back messages brought to us by One
Team Media, Oklahom.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
Hey, Mikey Bob, your birthday swims with Addison.

Speaker 6 (04:56):
We didn't know.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Hey, come on your birthday, Bob and Addison. No, it
was my birthday twin now, not Birthday twins with my
daughter Atison. No, her nineteenth birthday yesterday, and your birthday
is New Year's Day, this birthday twin, despite the fact
that our listeners think your birthday is every day.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Here it's Mikeyobob the Kiss Morning Freak show Stephen Colbert.
The final late show aired last night. He had about
fifteen different cameos. It started with a couple of people
in the audience that stood up and asked if they
were the last guest. Brian Cranston, Paul Rudd, Tim Meadows,
Tig Natarro Ryan Reynolds, and then everybody was waiting for

(05:41):
the guest, right, And there were rumors because Stephen Colbert
is a very devout Catholic, he's very religious man, there
were rumors that he got the big the big, get
the Pope.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, that's what everybody thought. The Pope doesn't go on
late night talk show. They thought it was going to
be the Pope. Right, he's got the know, I mean
he's US Pope, Chicago Pope. Yeah. Uh so here Stephen Colbert.

Speaker 7 (06:06):
Who was definitely my guest tonight, has canceled.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Oh no, and we already send the other stars away.

Speaker 7 (06:13):
Yeah, we already set the other stars away.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
This is terrible. Who's going to be my last guest?

Speaker 6 (06:18):
Now?

Speaker 1 (06:20):
What about me?

Speaker 2 (06:21):
He got a Beatle that's not that's not bad of
a poll. It's Paul McCartney was his final Yeah, it was.
It was Paul McCartney and uh yeah, that was his
final guest. He gave him a signed photo of the
Beatles performing famously sixty years ago. I don't know at
the Ed Sullivan Theater where they, you know, did the

(06:42):
late shows.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Never seen. This is the picture he gives him, signed
by Paul. Is that here?

Speaker 8 (06:52):
That's he?

Speaker 1 (06:53):
That's here?

Speaker 7 (06:53):
Why here?

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Well, Stephen's looking at it. Stephen, You're better than the
Beatles art. That's what I read, because he's just looking
at the picture of the inscription you're better than the Beatles.
Paul McCarty's like, no, no, no, doesn't say that.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
So, uh then Paul McCartney is the final guest. Neil
deGrasse Tyson was on because there was a there was
like a green portal door backstage that was like a
running theme throughout the sort of night.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
John Stewart was there. You had people popping in.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Now Andy Cohen got sucked into the void and then
all the what do they call it, the Strike Force
five or whatever their podcast was. It was John Oliver
seth Meyer's Jimmy Kimmel Jimmy Fallon show up to sort
of you know, wish him goodbye, and then Elijah would
also with a little sneaky Lord of the Rings sort
of moment there too. So all no, I think it

(07:51):
was about fifteen guests and he didn't have the Pope though,
but almost almost on the level he had a beatle.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
One of the most famous human beings to.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Currently walk the earth, true, probably Paul McCartney. So that's
it for Stephen Colbert.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
All right.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Coming up next on the show, Bob has already had
an interaction at a drive through this morning where he
saw an item that had him absolutely stunned, something we've
talked about on the show before. We will get to
that coming up on the Kiss Morning Free Show. Around
six forty and a pair a day in May, your

(08:31):
chance to win concert tickets will tell you what concert
you can win tickets to.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Around eight am this morning, it's Mikey and Bob the
Mike and Bob Podcast. It is the Summer of Kiss Kickoff.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Two pm today, we start playing your party songs randomly
throughout Memorial Day weekend through Monday. It is Mikey and
Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
And then remember on Sunday night, it is the Summer
of Kiss Kickoff. Cruise our guy Justin who does the
night show here is gonna be hosting twenty one and
over on the Gateway Clipper this Sunday night. Get your

(09:05):
tickets at nine to six to one Kiss dot com. Uh, Bob,
why don't you tell me your drive through story this morning?
You were down the hill at Duncan. Right, I went
through dunks.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Uh huh? And I look in as I do my order. Yeah,
and I had eyes on it. You saw it. It's
bucket dayd Duncan. Dude, this is unbelievable. The forty eight
ounce buckets are there. They get like they get like
twenty five per store. I saw that last night on
like Instagram. Twenty five forty eight ounce plastic buckets at

(09:35):
Duncan and you can get them filled up with your
favorite beverage. And I'm thinking, I thought, why do they
only have twenty five per store? That seems really low.
They're gonna sell out. This is this is the United
States of America. We we love bigger better. Is there
anybody that's gonna drink forty eight ounce?

Speaker 9 (09:54):
No?

Speaker 1 (09:54):
I could drink. I could do it. Yeah, I could
drink the bucket. Could I could? But should you? No? No?
Not probably not, so what happened to drive through? I
looked at the guy and I handed me my coffee.
It's like, how much those buckets going for? He's just
like they're expensive. He was pushing you away from them.
He's like, you don't want this. But and then I

(10:15):
looked up online when when I got in here, I'm
just like, all right, let's see how much they really
They started twelve ninety nine for I guess you just
the buckets twelve ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Okay, all right, hold on, think of how stupid this is.
You're paying like thirteen dollars for a plastic bucket that's
not anything like I don't you could go get it
like five below for like two bucks. I should need
a bucket for anything like that. Yeah, that's not a
collector's item or anything. I don't need to put that
in a cabinet at my house.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
And you're like, that's going to live there for the
next ten years, right, yeah, like that exactly. It's a waste.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
So I so it's passed thirteen bucks to start with
just the bucket.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, yeah, I guess you know, the pricing, bake it,
oh and whatever else you want to put in it.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
So who knows you're looking at Probably like you could
probably go wild with one. I mean, you're gonna probably
pay forty fifty dollars for the dunkin coffee, the most
expensive bucket ever. Yeah, you can have the most expensive
tumb of coffee today. Somebody's gonna do it. Somebody's gonna
go into work today with the dunkin bucket and.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
I got thirty five pumps.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
And then probably poop their pants and have to throw
their underwear underwear.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
You know, like that's not safe. Somebody shows up with
a bucket today, keep an eye on him, on him
at all time. Okay, they can't be trusted.

Speaker 9 (11:31):
All right.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
We will get to today and for each other history
coming up next here, and then a pair.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Of day in May.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
We'll tell you what concert tickets you can win today
on the station around eight am.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
It's mikey Bob. We're getting wet, wild and fun this weekend.
Sand Castle officially opens this weekend. Idle Wild and Soak Zone.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Officially opens for their one hundred and forty ninth season.
Still out here doing It third oldest operating theme park
in America. Hell yeah, well soaks in out here doing
it not great weather though, uh No, the weather is
supposed to be crappy this weekend. For Memorial Day weekend
highs like in the low sixties today, in rainy Saturday,
it's gonna be in the upper fifties, rainy Sunday, low seventies, rainy.

(12:16):
I think Monday might be our best chance at not
a ton of rain with highs in the mid seventies.
So yeah, the weather is not looking summer fun Memorial
Day weekend vibes. This is the kickoff of summer. It
is looking like it's gonna be a yeah, a rainy weekend.
It's Mikey Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning

(12:36):
Freak Show. Hey, Bucco's won yesterday out in Saint Louis,
sixty to win. Braxton Acraft strikes out nine banners. He's
gotten at least twenty outs in four straight outings. No
Pirates pitcher has done that, not even Paul Skeins. Joe
Muskrove in twenty eighteen was the last one to duove

(12:57):
musk Grove. Man's so nice. Six to two in for
the Bucos. They go to Toronto next. They're playing the
Blue Jays. That weekend series starts tonight. Also, did you
see the Ininser Palooza reveal yesterday? So many people send
it to us. The Pirates are getting together with the Pit.

(13:17):
We want to pull by Pirates Marketing Department. Yeah, we
love that show. Obviously they are making a doctor Robbie
Ravenovich bobblehead.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Unbelievable. It's doctor Robbie from the Pit Bobblehead, Doctor Robbie
bobble It's gonna be part of a good one gins
aer Polooza weekend July twenty fifth.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
But you don't have to buy a special ticket for it.
But that means it's possibly gonna start a riot the
first twenty twenty thous Oh jeez, So it's gonna be
lined up for to be lined up across the bridge.
That type of vibes for the Doctor Robbie Bobblehead. July

(13:56):
twenty fifth at the Buckle game. All right, right around
seven o'clock time for us take you back to a
moment the show that made us laugh made a smile.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Here we go to a lot of people. Bob will
send us messages when they have dreams about us. We
always say, maybe you're listening to too much of the

(14:23):
show too much of the podcast. If you're having dreams
about us, but Bob Geo from Cleveland, Bob had a
dream about us.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
Here we go, Mike and Bob from Cleveland areas. I
have this insane dream that involved you too. It was
at a Pirates game. It was against the Phillies and
it was Mikey and Bob Knight.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Oh wow, Mikey Mob Knight will never happen at the
Pirates game. Like you think there aren't a lot of
people going to Pirates games, Now, wait till they do
a Mikey and Bob Knight.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Fifty people at the most. And that's only if we
give away the tickets. Oh no, there's an untold story
from years ago where we almost had our own Bobblehead
day at the Pirates. Oh my gosh, that's right. I
don't know. I'm not saying anything. How did that almost happen?

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Yeah, they legit, the Pirates were gonna have a Mikey
and Bob Bobblehead night. I'm not even joking. We were
stunned that they even wanted to do it. It didn't
make any sense to us.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Like we even got the prototypes of the bobbleheads. I
think me and you have the only two that there are. Yes,
the Pirates actually had Mikey and Bob like mock up
bobbleheads made of us. I still have mod so do.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
I wish they would have made a bunch of them,
or made real Mikey and Bob bobbleheads.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
I don't think it'll ever.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Happen, could come to Yeah, why would they ever consider
doing Mikey and Bob Bobblehead Night now? Like, are you
trying to turn fans away? All right, let's get to
the rest of Geo's dream.

Speaker 10 (15:43):
Here the stadium gave out replica Bob mustaches.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Oh wow, maybe we don't need Mike and Bob Bobblehead Night.
Maybe we need Bob mustache fake stash.

Speaker 10 (15:54):
Also in the dream, Bob, you throughout the first pitch
in this dream. You did it beautifully.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Oh wow, So me and Bob have actually thrown out
the frost. Well, no, actually, I don't think I I
threw it. I threw it.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
You threw the first pitching Pirate game before. Do you
remember if you threw a striker perfect strike?

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Did you? Did you throw from the mountains? You did
perfect strike? Wow? Man all right.

Speaker 10 (16:16):
Also, when the Philly players struck out, they were sent
to the cross rooms.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Geos having a full dream or Mikey, hold on, we're
not done yet.

Speaker 10 (16:24):
You do super Buker run dressed us all off? You
nail it?

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Okay, I hold on, he's just dreaming about this a
vivid dream. How long did this dream go on for?

Speaker 2 (16:32):
I want gurinated the bed and all off costume? When
I was like, uh, in my third is gonna wake
up Floody after this?

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Or with Urine in his bed?

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Do you miss any of our live show you can
always get caught up their Mikey and Bob podcast on
the uh the free iHeart radio app. You know, if
you've missed a couple of shows, you can catch up
this weekend with our Mikey and Bob podcast.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Right now, let's get today. It's something together. Right now,
It's time to find that what the hell is this?
Sitting with Mikey and bad Hey.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
This Kyle Busch stuff is incredibly sad. I mean, I'm
not like a NASCAR guy, I'm an F one guy.
But I know his name absolutely.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
I think he used to drive the M and m's car.
He is big enough where I know his name.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Two time NASCAR champion Kyle Busch dies at the age
of forty one after being hospitalized with a severe illness
three days before he was supposed to compete in the
Coca Cola six hundred this weekend. It's a little over
a week after Kyle Busch radioed into his crew near
the end of a race asking for a doctor to
give him a shot after he finished the race. He

(17:41):
had been struggling with a sinus cold.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
I guess I don't know. I think it's gonna be
a mystery.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
How and why this guy died didn't have to do
with him racing and like his brain.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Didn't he like that. I read some place that he
collapsed on a like a racing simulator.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, I don't know. But there's also his last win
was this past weekend. He's in like the truck Series now,
so like NASCAR. But this interview now after he won,
now is just I mean it, How did this You're.

Speaker 11 (18:11):
Sixty ninth victory in this series, your fifth right here?
Why do these moments never get old? Kyle?

Speaker 10 (18:18):
Because you never know?

Speaker 2 (18:19):
And the last one is that's insane wild. It was
his last race, and that's how he went out saying
it like that. So it's got a family and everything
just sucks. NASCAR champion Kyle Busch ded at the age
of forty one. Britney Spears some videos come out of
her March d U I R s Now she's speaking

(18:40):
in a British accent.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
She's been known to do that from time to times. Yeah,
that's nothing new. Britney weaves in and out of the
British accent. Yeah. I mean, if you follow her on Instagram,
you've seen a roller coaster. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
So in this dy video that came out, she's she
offered him make the cops Lasanya.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
I don't know. I had to get out of jail
free car. By the way, did somebody tell her one time,
just if you ever get pulled over and you're in
a lot of trouble, cops love lazagna.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Or did you think the lazagna was like code word
for something that you didn't want to say?

Speaker 1 (19:17):
I can't do again. I got the lazagna at my house.
We could forget this u I ever happened. So here's
the interaction with the cop and Britney Spears wife over.
You give them to my house, I'll make your food
and lasagna.

Speaker 6 (19:29):
Whatever you want.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
You can come to my house. I'll make you food
in lazagna or whatever you want.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
You want to come to Britney Spears' house, have lazagna,
hang out.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
It's just weird, Like I mean, we grew up in
the age of Britney Spears and the boy bands and
everything like that, and it's just weird here in twenty
twenty six to be talking about Britney Spears getting pulled
over dui. Yeah, just faster to make the cops lazagna
far too rich and yeah, just I mean you richie.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
There's so many ways to get a ride and not
get a DUI like my got Yeah, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Mandol earning Grogu The first Star Wars movie in like
eight years out in theaters today.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Who's excited? It's your hand, it's your hand. This guy's
going to see it after the show today. Bob might
come with me if I can convince it. Who wear
their shirt? Were their shirt? Who were stores?

Speaker 2 (20:17):
We learn didn't bring my lightsaber in today. Thought that
might be a little much the trunk. You gotta keep it. No,
I don't, No, I don't have my lightsaber in the trunk.
It stays at home. I can't be trusted with a
lightsaber in my car.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
You should make a car holster for it, just in
case you need to whipping out them.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
I can't be in these streets with the lightsaber. I
can't trust myself with the lightsaber out in these streets.
I don't know what I'll do. Also, another movie that's
made just a ton of money at the box office,
the Michael Jackson movie Michael right on a on a
earnings call, the Lionsgate film chief said that they got
another Michael Jackson. Oh yeah, they do. You see how

(20:58):
much money that's made.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
It had, Oh yeah, they do.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
It had a budget of one hundred and fifty five million.
It's already grossed over seven hundred millions.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
So everybody who has a hand in the pocket for
his music and screaming, and that's all through the roof too,
Like everybody's always know all the family, the kids and
stuff like that. Yeah, Like he's had some crazy album
jumps and song streams since then.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
So yes, there will be a sequel. It looks like
to the Michael Jackson movie, Michael Jackson. Deuce, Michael Deuce,
I think you should call Michael Jackson.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
This is when it gets a little weird.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
Kiss.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
I'm feeling good today because it's Friday, and I'm feeling
good today because we got an extra long weekend. And
I'm feeling good today because going to see a Star
Wars movie today. Medalori, Brogu, Mandalori and Brogu.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
I'm a little excited, man, A little bit, just a
little bit. It's Mikey Bob the ninety six to one
Kiss Morning Free Show.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Hey, we've been talking a lot about animals on the
show lately.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Actually, we talk about animals a lot on the show
because we both love animals. I love going to the zoo,
I love seeing all different animals.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
I have eight cats. I feel like we've learned a
lot about animals over the years.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Oh, animal education is a sneaky thing on our show,
it is right, I mean, we always play animal mating noises,
but learning about animals this week has blown our minds
because we learned that horses don't have legs.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Those are their fingers.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Wild And yesterday we learned on the show that giraffes
also do not have legs. They have isn't it fingers
in the front and toes in the back. Yes, so
when you say this, it's a true statement.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Giraffes don't have legs.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Okay, now let's get to this talkback message here. You
can send them through the free iHeartRadio app if you
want to be part of the part of the show.
Talkback messages brought to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 12 (23:04):
A Boys Mashed Potato, have Theola's lady here. Okay, so
you guys are talking about the giraffes and the horse
fingers and toes. I first of all, this makes me
so uncomfortable. Second of all, my whole life is a lie.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yeah, but I'm uncomfortable with it too.

Speaker 13 (23:21):
Lie.

Speaker 12 (23:22):
Third, I always tell my sister, who has a degree
in biology, about your animal facts to see if she
knows them.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
And she told me that if.

Speaker 12 (23:30):
That makes me uncomfortable, not to look up whales, Bob,
I look it up?

Speaker 1 (23:36):
You wow?

Speaker 14 (23:37):
All right?

Speaker 1 (23:38):
What am I looking up with whales? I don't know
whales don't have legs. Listen if if she tells the
breadcrumbs and didn't tell me what to look up, if
she's telling somebody though that knows all about biology, that
horses and drafts don't have legs, yeah, and the response
is wait to hear about whales. I don't know what

(23:59):
you need to look up? Wait, did wales have legs
at one point?

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (24:03):
That's what it's gonna be. There's a lot of things. No,
there's a lot of things out in that ocean that used.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
To have legs. Dude, that used to have legs.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Wait, hold on, let me get all right, start bunking
out whales real quick. But let me get to another
message before we get into whales. Okay, I want you
to do proper whale research to blow everybody's.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Mind with wale. Want to know? Hold on, Bobo, the
mailman would like to.

Speaker 8 (24:28):
Speak listening about all the things with horses and drafts,
fingers and everything. So does that mean does a donkey
have fingers? And would that be ass fingers?

Speaker 9 (24:43):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (24:44):
I don't want to go through all listen, you need
to call them down, Bobo. First of all, ass fingers?

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Well, I mean yes, people, jacket has another name for
a donkey, is right?

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (24:55):
So that's obviously not googling that. Yeah, not today, you're not,
but you probably have. Yeah, the company flagged him afore looking.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
At the fingers. Hey, this can't be true. About donkeys though,
right the donkey Oh no, oh my gosh, I got
a whole zoo up on my Shrek will never be
the same Google third, right now, do donkeys have legs? No,

(25:32):
don't do this. The knee on the front, it's equivalent
to the human wrist, and the one on the back
is equivalent to the ankle. And uh yeah, man, the
long bones are just they're just fingers, bud donkeys, fingers.
Donkeys are on these fingers. No, not donkeys, it's it's.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
We have mind blowing what we've discovered horses, giraffes.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
And donkeys this week on the show. By the way,
speaking of donkeys.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Who's ready for an educational adventure in nature?

Speaker 9 (26:08):
Wild Animals decided to next week love and share their
beautiful song with the world for animal making Noises with
Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Hey, everybody, let's send you into the weekend with some donkeys.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Oh wow, all right, hold on, I got another donkey here.
Oh they're going the.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Fingers all right, yep, educational show we have here and uh.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
We're gonna have our mind blown about whales coming on us. Also,
a para day.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
In May will tell you what concert tickets you can win.
Today on the station around eight am, it's Mikey and Bomb.
She said, we have an East Liberty batman that has
made the Pittsburgh Police scanner. We will get to that
coming up around h seven fifty five. Here on the
Kiss Morning Freak Show, it is Mikey and Bob and

(27:12):
uh we're we're a little into the animal kingdom right now. Okay,
we were told to look up whales because our mind
has been blown this week to learn that horses, donkeys,
and giraffes don't have legs.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
For horses and donkeys there what fingers? Yeah, giraffes got
fingers in the front, toes in the back. It's a
whole thing. Man, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
We're just telling everybody some truth about animals.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
This ain't conspiracy stuff. You can look it up yourself.
You didn't have to go on this journey. But here
we are, and here we are learning about whales. I
don't know if I even wanted to learn this ever. Okay,
what but here I am yep, here we are with
whales now because we were told to look up whales.
We were told generically to look up whales. I thought, well,
maybe wales had, Whales had legs, bud whales had legs.

(28:00):
Everybody whales had legs. Yeah, yeah, whales had legs.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
There's a lot of things. I'm telling you.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
There's a lot of things in the ocean that you know,
a long, long time ago. Yeah, there used to be
fish walking around everything like that. Yeah, man com messed
up anything else.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
You might think, like, oh, how they know whales had legs?
Oh mythical Yeah, whale creature that nobody on this earth
has ever seen in person with legs.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Sure, and honey, they let me draw this. Uh dude,
the modern whale that we know now, these giant beasts
that the whales are the ocean.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah, modern whales still have hip bones, like deep inside
their bodies. Like when they find modern whales or you know,
looked in the modern whales them whatever or blow up. Yeah,
but I mean we've all seen them whale videos. Right
when a big way gets washed up. If you can't
do nothing with it except Philip old dynamite, close the

(29:04):
beach down and blow it up. Modern whales still have
hip bones that just live in their body. Jeez, they've
evolved away from legs, thank god. Can you imagine a
whale just come walking on.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
I'm starting to think, like all these like Godzilla and
Beasts of the Ocean movies, they're way too far fetched, right,
it's somebody It's told on if somebody really wants to
make a scary movie. When whales decide to pop them
hip bones out and start walking again, uh oh, we
whale attack.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
When these whales decide to pop something, we're all in trouble.
Oh man, I don't want dude, I don't want to
see a whale popping. But they still got them hip bones.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Dude, a whale on four legs as wild? Are you
looking at whale walking photos now?

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Of like, yeah, yeah, I'm looking at like I think
generated but uh yeah, it's nightmares. It's pure nightmares.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Sperm whales produced the loudest sounds of any animal on
the planet. Their their clicks can reach two hundred and
thirty decibels, surpassing the noise level of a jet engine.
Sperm whale that's not crawling up on the beach the loudest,
the loudest animal on the planet. Bailean whales communicate through

(30:17):
mones and grunts and such small frequencies that their songs
can travel for hundreds of miles underwater.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
MoES and grunt Oh, hold on, once I heard it,
you don't have.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Love and share their beautiful song with the world.

Speaker 9 (30:38):
It's time for animal mating noises with Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
I got two animal noises here, mating noises of the
Bailean whale.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Here's the first one. Oh, here's the other whale.

Speaker 14 (30:54):
Oh oh oh ohal sounds like he's got mustache and.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Your bills on ninety six one hits.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Hey, thank you for listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast. Now,
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Thank you yep. But if you're listening on our free
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Yeah, hit that little talkback microphone and you can send
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Speaker 1 (31:49):
A pair. A day in May, we.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Will tell you what concert tickets you can win on
the station. We do this every day in the month
of May, We'll tell you what a show you can
win tickets to today coming up in just here on
the Kiss Morning Free Show.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
It is Mikey and Bob. Also new Music Friday here
on the station.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
We will play there's this World Cup song that's out.
It's called Goals. Lisa Anita are in it, so we
will get to that.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Coming up next.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Also, whis khalif our guy. Him and MGK put out
their their latest album together. They did an album together
there on tour together, so definitely go check that out.
To Olivia Rodrigos got a new song out today. To
new Music Friday on the free iHeartRadio app. Right now, though, Bob,
it is time to check in with the Pittsburgh Police

(32:36):
Scanner again.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
A couple of people will just listen to Pittsburgh Police Scanner.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
They do great on social media putting things out there.
They got their own website, pghdash scanner dot com. It
is time to find out what is happening in and
around our city. He's Liberty at the target, Carr said.
A bunch of kids just took his bike.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Carr City's also wearing a Batman shirt and he's chasing them.
Down one at a time. You kids messed with slibberty Batman.
Oh my god, slibberty chasing. Can you imagine you can
learn today? You imagine learn today.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Driving through East Liberty yesterday by the target and you
see kids taking off on a bike.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Now, probably one kid stole the bike. Got a bunch
of kids running away with the.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Bike, and all of a sudden you see a guy
in a Batman shirt chasing him Batman's un patrol.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
I'm sad that the guy got his bike stole. We
can't be doing that kids, But also that vision, Yeah,
is something right down to see the sleberty Batman out
on these streets. Oh it says a caller said he
got his bike back. Dops were informed where they can
find the kids who didn't. Nobody masses with sliberty Batman.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Batman got his bat bike back in East Liberty. That's
what's happening in and around our city.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Due all right, a Parentay in May, here's what concert
ticket you can win on the station today. Here a
D and me, you.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Can win tickets to go see Kesha towards the end
of summer, sort of end of August, the twenty fifth
Kesh is playing Starla Like. All you need to do
is get on free iHeartRadio app, send us talkback message
why you want to go see Kesha? And uh whe
he was gonna win Kesha tickets today here on the station.
Good luck new music Friday.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Here my Heart Radio music.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Okay, I promise I'm done after this for the day. Okay,
maybe not. I don't believe you. Mail Whales mail keep
their reproductive organs tucked completely inside their bodies when they're
not mating, which reduces drag and helps them swim faster.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Oh my gosh, watch out.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Put that kickstand away if you want to pedal the
bike down the road.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Dude, unbelievable. Hid the kickstand?

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Bud Whales out here in the ocean never know when
they're gonna grow legs again and just decide to pop
them hips and make it work.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
On land. It's Mikey and Bob Weird Friday Show. We're
in the middle of here. You have me feel one legged? Well,
start swimming in the other directions. Give up, give up.

(35:21):
You see a one legged whale, give up. It's over.
It's over.

Speaker 15 (35:29):
If that thing walks on land, warn all the humans
because it's over dude.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Oh no, I'm gonna say it right now.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
I heavy.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
I'm very confident that warm crying, one legged Whale is
going to be the name of our podcast today. All Right,
It's Mikey and Bob the ninety six one Kiss Morning
Freak Show.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Stephen Colbert said goodbye last night. It was his final
late show. He had plenty of different cameos, Brian Krantz
and Paul Rudd, Tim Meadows, Uh, Tag Nataro, Ryan Reynolds,
they were all in the audience, did a quick thing
of like, I'm not the last guest, and then there were.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
The rumors that he was gonna have the Pope on Uh.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Stephen Colbert has been through a lot in his life,
lost his family at a very young age, and he's
been a very religious person.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
He's a devout Catholic.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
A lot of people thought he was gonna have the
Pope on his Last Hope Room or even start.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
I don't know, Like the Pope is such a pole
that had to.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Have sucked for everybody that works on Colbert because they're like.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
They're bookers, They're just like what, yeah, they're like to
get the Pope who started? We're not gonna be like
the Pope. The Pope's not gonna do a late night show.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
So this how Stephen Colbert sort of handled the rumor
of the Pope being on his show, which he was.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
He was knocked.

Speaker 7 (36:48):
The pulp who was definitely my guest tonight, has canceled.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Yeah, they did a whole thing where they didn't have
the correct style Chicago dog.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Room.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
So the Pope laugh and we.

Speaker 7 (37:01):
Already send the other stars away. Yeah, we already set the.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Other stars away. This is terrible.

Speaker 7 (37:06):
Well, who's gonna be my last guest?

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Now?

Speaker 3 (37:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Hey, see what about me? Okay, I mean not a
bad poll he got he got a beatle.

Speaker 6 (37:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Paul McCartney was Stephen Colbert's final guest on The Late Show.
Neil de grass Tyson also made an appearance. Andy Cohen
made an appearance, Elijah Wood, John Stewart, and then there
was a moment with the other late night guys, John Oliver,
Seth Myers, Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon. There was a
whole thing where there was like this portal that was

(37:36):
opening backstage.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
So he's with the other late night host.

Speaker 7 (37:39):
Jimmy Seth, John Handsome Jimmy Jay, Jarge.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
You're here and you get to the most we came
to say, we're gonna miss you. Late night is not
going to be the same without you.

Speaker 7 (37:48):
Without you, where will Americans turn to see it? Middle
aged white man make jokes about the news.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
The news, Why what's going on? It's okay yet, you
guys being pulled into Actually one of these holes opened
at my show last year, but it went away after
about three days. Happen to me too, I mean that
was the time when the show. At some point this
may come for all of our shows. But Stephen, what's

(38:15):
important remember is tonight to it is going to be you.
I love that they are so self aware of how
late night TV is just it's a it's a clip thing. Now, Yeah,
nobody's watching any of them, Like well, John Oliver late
Night on a Sunday kind of cooks, but like, is
there anybody that stays up like and it watches the

(38:39):
whole show see the clips the next day. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
So Stephen Colbert says goodbye, and his final guest wasn't
the Pope. It ended up being uh, Paul McCartney, which
is a pretty good poll too.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
All right, listen, I thought we were done with the animals.
Then we find out that we may need to start
Morning humanity. About it one legged whale, But hold on.
A listener wants to talk to us about elephants. Coming
up next here, I'm a Kiss Morning Free Chow. Stick
around for that, and then we have your chance to
win one thousand dollars this morning around nine ten, Try

(39:11):
to pay your bills. It's Mike you.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Bob Kiss almost free for the summer kids and teachers administrators.
If you work at a place of education, count those
days down.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
You're almost there. It's Mikey Bob the ninety six to
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Speaker 8 (39:31):
Thank you, Bob.

Speaker 10 (39:32):
It's teacher friend Becka here.

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Hey, I have nine days left. Nine days, nine days left. Boys,
Hell yeah, have a hot day with my pillow plan
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Wow, special day, Special day on Monday. Pillow. Yeah. Almost there, teachers,
Summer's almost here for a lot of you. Nine days.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
This weekend also is our Summer of Kiss kickoff weekend,
Memorial Day weekend. A lot of people be off work,
like teacher friend Becca on Monday Party Songs starting today
at two pm. Uh, just take the iHeartRadio app wherever
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(40:16):
Our guy Justin who does the night show here, will
be hosting that. You can get your tickets at night
six to one kids dot com.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
I'm struggling with my throat right now, Like before we
talk to my turn the microphones zone, I was coffing
here for like three minutes straight. I was going on,
you're a step away from pond water dog right now? Yeah,
Oh my goodness, all right, going down a sip? What
in the whistle working?

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Yeah, it's just I think I would coffee went down
the wrong.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Pipe and some point. All right, let's uh, let's learn
about elephants here.

Speaker 13 (40:50):
I listen to the podcast late, but you guys are
talking about horses walking on fingers because they have one toenail.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Yeah, okay, again, this is a whole thing on this.
We're so much past horses walking on fingers. But we
have learned that whales used to have legs. Giraffes, giraffes
have fingers in the front toes in the back. We've
learned so much. Donkeys have fingers ass fingers.

Speaker 13 (41:15):
And if you want another weird foot fact from the
Animal Kingdom, elephants actually walk on their tiptoes.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Okay, all right, I think I can handle that. If
that's true. You look at the structure of their foot.

Speaker 13 (41:26):
They actually have like a pad underneath what would be
their heel, So they walk on their tiptoes like they're
wearing heels all day. Just look up a picture of it.
It makes more sense when you see it. But yeah,
elephants walk on their toes.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
So giant beast walks on its tippy toes all day.
That's pretty impressive.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Now, the first question I want handle is do elephants
have legs?

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Because I feel like I need to question every animal
mouth that didn't got legs.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
I'm already digging in. Dude, looks like it's got legs.
But do elephant The simple question to handle. First, do
elephants have legs?

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Yeah, elephants have all right, elephants, Finally we signed an animal.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
That actually has legs. Then do they walk on their tiptoes?

Speaker 1 (42:09):
They do walk on their tiptoes. Elephants looking you out here,
strutting like it's through Paul drag Race with the heels on.
They have a cushion on the back of their foot.
The ACKs as like a natural shock absorber because their
bodies are so big and like they've just evolved over dude,
evolution of animals is wild. I mean, evolution of humans
is too. But like wales had legs, okay, yeah, all right,

(42:34):
Wales head legs at one point.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
I mean, could you imagine if humans, like, the bigger
you are, the more cushioning you get on the bottom
of your foot just because you're putting that weight down. Dude,
you could have been walking on these doctor shoals all
these all this time. Man. You know, thanks to the
Good Feet Store, Dude.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Basically, big people just need Good feet Store.

Speaker 15 (42:54):
Dude, Dude, thanks dude, the Good Feet Store. Man.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
The tick just triggered in my brain. We are having
a Friday today. No elephants have legs, and they're I
guess their bone structure. The elephant's bone structure is what
has caused them to have legs, not like the other
four legged animals that we've learned at are walking on
their fingers. I guess their bone structure is very dense
and very thick. Oh my god, I have elephant trying

(43:24):
to be educational.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Animals decided to make sweet love and share their beautiful
song with the world.

Speaker 9 (43:32):
It's time for animal mating noises with Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Have elephant mating. Oh no, that's the elephant's seal. I
get it. I always see elephant there, and I.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Always think it's gonna be an elephant, and it's always
an elephant seal recorded. I recorded elephant mating over here.
Hit the thing again, hitting again. We don't Indian intro again.

Speaker 9 (43:53):
H Who's ready for an educational adventure in the nature?

Speaker 1 (43:57):
You got some.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Sweet love and share their beautiful song with the world.

Speaker 9 (44:04):
It's time for animal mating noises with Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 6 (44:08):
Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
I recorded that. That was from a safari last time
you were on yeah, last time I was out on
a safari. I recorded that. I did not know it.
We played again. Oh yeah, a chance to win one
thousand dollars trying to pay your bills Around nine ten
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(44:42):
Mikey and Bob weekend. Weather eight looking great.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
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It's Mikeybob, the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show.

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Speaker 11 (45:06):
Mikey Mob, I finally remember to listen for the Paraday
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when I was in college, Kesha I would say she
was my spirit animals and I would just love to
have a day, two or a night to relax and
go see Kesha.

Speaker 10 (45:23):
Happy Birthday, Bob.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
All right, well thank you. It's not Pob's birthday today,
it's Birthday's New Year's Day. I don't know how many
more times I need to tell everybody you name. Kasha
was a lot of people's spirit animals. Let's get back
to the animal kingdom.

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Speaker 12 (45:42):
Stupid thought Okay, if horses don't have legs.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Yes, we have established this on the show.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
I'm sorry that we've gone into this, but no, horses
do not have legs.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Those are fingers. Then are they racing on their fingers?
They are fingers? How do I want to watch the
Kentucky Derby?

Speaker 10 (46:03):
That's what it is, all right, guys, let me move.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Here's here's what I need everybody to do.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Now, if you're not driving, take take your index finger,
your middle finger right, and then turn your hand upside
down and then you know how you do.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
The little person walking with legs. Then take your other
hand and do two behind that. Just so that's a
horse night night. Yeah, horse racing, you're just watching, You're
just watching horses on their fingers out there. All right,
let's get back to Wales. Good Morning Radio, and you

(46:36):
guys talk about whales and their reductive Morgan and hey,
it's Friday.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
If there's any day to talk about whales reproductive organs
and learn about that and it's educational.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
It feels like a Friday type vibe out.

Speaker 16 (46:52):
When you guys start talking about that.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Yeah, Mikey, you didn't start playing animal mating those well,
I mean.

Speaker 11 (47:01):
Okay, so sad you brought that up, but said we
need to hear whale making.

Speaker 16 (47:06):
Guy.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
We've heard it's.

Speaker 9 (47:09):
Ready for a nature in nature, some wild animals decided
to make sweet love and share their beautiful song with
the world. It's time for animal mating noises with Mikey
and Bob.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
This whale looks like a wall Ris whale's got a mustache. Oh,

(47:42):
Summer a Kiss Kickoff weekend party songs start today at
two pm and then Sunday night.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
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You can get your tickets at nine to six one
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Welling from lower Borough.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Happy Friday.

Speaker 17 (48:02):
Hey, the wife and I kind of sort of wanted
to go to the Summer of Kiss Kickoff Cruise. But
we're like, what are we supposed to wear? Because like,
if you go on the website, like the dress cut
doesn't really say anything, Like neither of us have been
on the Clipper in like fifteen years, and like I
don't know like the protocol here, So like, maybe ask
the experts here, what are we supposed to wear?

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Just get that you want? I knowbody invites us to
a party and there's not like dress code or something.
I'm just like, Oh, can I wear what I usually
wear every day? Or I gotta get a little fancied
up skateway clipper on a Sunday night?

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Wear anything you want where way or underwear or or
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Kiss.

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It's been a while. I think West Virginia's been on
good behavior lately.

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But let's go down to West Virginia and I see
what's cooking down here?

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This story right, and a.

Speaker 18 (49:00):
Man has been arrested after police say he called nine
to one one repeatedly to report zombies, ghosts, and a
UFO at his residence.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Man walk going on at one home. That's the West
Virginia Triple Crown right there. Zombies, ghosts and the UFO,
not just one of them. Bigfoot's driving the UFO.

Speaker 18 (49:20):
As doesn't know that this After repeated nine one one
calls from Clinton kneelant, man.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
I want to hear these nine one one calls worse
than anything.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
An call he's a big bearded man down in West Virginia, zombies,
ghosts the UFO. I think Bigfoot's driving.

Speaker 18 (49:35):
Please say they made contacts and Nieland made several false
claims that he was being harassed, as well as that
he was a police officer from Louisiana.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Oh bh, gone from the bio. I'm up here handling
justice in West Virginia.

Speaker 18 (49:48):
He was arrested for the misuse of a local emergency
telephone system and impersonating a law enforcement officer.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Yeah, so he gets arrested. He'll he'll get some charges
just because he was calling nine to one one saying
he sees he sees a zombies ghosts in UFO, which
didn't get probed. Who or maybe that's what he was
looking for. By the way, speaking of alien abduction, this

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is our favorite alien abduction story that we've ever covered
on the show.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Two of them got a hold of Charley, Oh, Charlie,
Charlie Gordon.

Speaker 19 (50:22):
One of them got a hold of myself all right, Instantly,
I felt like that I just got relaxed.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Parker and Hickson were levitated into.

Speaker 19 (50:32):
A space crime Wow, and the old big ugly creature
that brought me in. He took me and laid me
on an examination table.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Are we about to get butt stuff here?

Speaker 6 (50:41):
Though?

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Where's his boy? Feel like? This is a butt stuff
build up?

Speaker 19 (50:44):
And there was something about the size of a deck
of cards that came out of the sailing.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Here we go, Calvin, get your butt ready, and.

Speaker 19 (50:52):
It hoovered about a foot in front of my eyes.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Is he trying to say that the deck of card
thing hovered? Yeah, but it's and.

Speaker 19 (51:03):
It hood about her foot in front of my eyes.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Hoover right in front of my eyes.

Speaker 19 (51:09):
And and this song more feminine looking creature came out.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Maybe he thought when the Lady Alien robot came out,
maybe he just thought, like I knew then and there
it was time for butt stuff, and I was ready
for it, and I was very calm. I was very
It was on, let's see, this has to end in
butt stuff.

Speaker 19 (51:28):
She looked looking and had fingers and regular fingers.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Lady Robot Alien had real fingers. She said, hey, Calvin,
it's time for bus stuff. We gotta do this. The
next thing, you know, she got this big long crow
and it just hoovered right back on me, and then
she took her oh god Onkelvin man, did you screen
this because if it goes where I think it showing,

(51:54):
I don't even know if we can play this on
the air.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
All right, let's see where it goes here. This is
alien fingers on Calvin.

Speaker 19 (52:00):
And then she took her finger and run down my
throat and got behind that little thing that hangs down back.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Hold on, I don't even know what that thing is called. Right,
like the hanging down thing. She was flicking that with
her fingers.

Speaker 19 (52:13):
She just kind of telepathically told me, you know, don't
be afraid.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
We're not gonna hurt you. We ain't gonna hurt you,
said the lady Alien. She just told me telepathically. The
probing started, Calvin, my fingers just down your throat. It
ain't where you thought it was gonna be. We're doing
that to your friend Charlie right now. And guess what,
I'm using the same finger. And that's when I knew
that I could never look at my friend Charlie the same.

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We haven't spoken to each other in forty five years.
And with those words, Parker says, the aliens dropped heat.
It's accident. Back off on the baby. That's it. Game over.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Okay, the hangy thing in your throat, I mean he
just called it hanging hey thing.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
It's a uvulot. What the hell is it called a
uvula It's like one single truck nut just hang there
in the back of your throat. It ain't, like I said,
a truck It's like if if for some reason they
only sold one single truck nut. That's my throat truck
nut back there. Alien loved it. I got abdugged by

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aliens forty five years ago. Let me tell you this
lady Alien had her finger down my throat with just
flicking my truck nut. We got a chance, you know,
win one thousand dollars. Try to pay your bills.

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Now, for those people who.

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We were doing a live read for Mattress Firm, right,
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But the word day got me and I said Memorial
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Let me tell you about Mattress Firm if you haven't heard.
Mattress Firm has a new and interesting mascot called Memorial Dale,
who only comes once a year. Like Santa Claus, don't
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his own cooler.

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He sits in the park working lot and tries to
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Speaker 2 (55:31):
A lot of trips through the animal kingdom. Today here
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Let's get to this talkback message brought to us by
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he will greet Bob by rubbing his nub on Bob.

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So he is now Simon these stuff us number. We've
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Oh wait, hold on, all right, Okay, let's hear what
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There's only twenty five of them per each location. But
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Speaker 2 (56:55):
Regular coffee costs once you get all your syrups or
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Just think about forty eight ounces of that.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
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Speaker 1 (57:12):
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Speaker 2 (57:51):
I can't imagine the caffeine content in a full forty
eight ounce bucket of Dunkin coffee.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
That's a good point. My husband won't let me get
the large anymore because it says it gives me coffee muscles.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Last time I had a large, I tried to climb
my fence to knock down a bee's nest in the tree.

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I hit the nest and then fell on the fence,
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Rebecca cannot have the coffee muscles. She does not need
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Think we're Molron's. Who else can compete with a forty
eight ounce bucket of Duncan? Put a bucket and Duncan
on the list of reasons why Karen r trying to
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be participating. Hey, you want a forty eight ounce bucketed
ducking coffee? Nah? I can't.

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As a dude who grew up in the nineties drinking
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light work for.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Us now this Memorial Day weekend, the weather might not
be great.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
We got some rain coming through almost all weekend.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
Monday might be uh, all right with little sun but
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Speaker 20 (01:00:14):
He Mikey and Bob talking back for the deck party entry.
I've been listening to you guys since I was a
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Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Would it make the neighbors jealous? Invite the neighbors over. Yeah,
that's I mean, we believe it's a new house. You're
new to the neighborhood. Oh yeah, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Be like, hey, by the way, everybody, uh.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Send new deck they put up, Mike and Bob, We're
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Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
Here. It's best friend Nicole entering King Mob.

Speaker 21 (01:01:03):
Best friend Nicole in the car driving so excited because
we just finally got approved for our new house new
houses wall, like two weeks before we have to be
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Speaker 21 (01:01:14):
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also like if we could have a new deck to
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Speaker 10 (01:01:26):
By deck and fence. Here we go, have a good day, y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
All right, all you gotta do is send us a
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That's a big deal. Now you get That's that's.

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Some freedom right there. And also that's a long list
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Very true, like very true. At at at any time,
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another talk back message here. It's one of our favorite listeners,
Aunt Cocka.

Speaker 16 (01:02:03):
Hi boys, it's are Cocka Happy Friday. Hey, I got
some very interesting news about my body.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
Okay, this is we're gonna learn about bodies here, well
her body. So we're going on a journey with Aunt Kacka, and.

Speaker 16 (01:02:22):
I just needed to share it because it's so weird.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Okay, listen, if you all feel like you have something
you need to share with somebody, you don't have somebody
in your life that you think would appreciate the news,
just send us a message. We care. Okay.

Speaker 16 (01:02:36):
So this all came about because of everything that happened
with the kidney stone.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Yeah she had kidney stones before.

Speaker 16 (01:02:42):
Yeah yeah, I just had yeah yeah, and a little
anatomy lesson you're kidneys.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
You have two.

Speaker 16 (01:02:49):
Your kidneys are supposed to sit upright, and you're abdomen.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
All right, so everybody know that we got two kidneys.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
They're supposed to sit upright, Okay, Okay, we got upright kidney.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
In there, and I learned that I have a birth defect.

Speaker 16 (01:03:05):
Way, and my right kidney is laying flat, kay, so
like it's upright. It's literally like just straight flat. I'm
on thirty and I'm just learning that I have a
birth defect and it's.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
Just blowing my mind.

Speaker 16 (01:03:20):
Right, Yeah, I guess I have a really good fact
for the next time I played two truth in a lie.

Speaker 21 (01:03:26):
Flat kidney, cocka.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Do you want to be instead of cock? Just flat kidney? Coca? Hey, listen, Coca.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
I don't know if that really I mean, you say
it's a birth defect, but you seem to be you
seem to be doing all right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
That kidney just needs a nap and just want to
lay don Okay, listen. That kidney's a little bigger than
your other kid Yeah, just kidney, just take a little break. Hey,
shout out Dan Coca in the flat.

Speaker 7 (01:03:58):
Kidney and Kiss bring you Paraday.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Summer of Kiss Weekend kicks off at two pm today.
We start playing your party songs throughout the day here
and throughout Memorial Day.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
Weekend on the station. Summer a Kiss Memorial Day Weekend
kicks off two pm here. Make sure you take us
everywhere with the free iHeartRadio app. And then on Sunday
you can join our guy Justin who does the night
show here on the Gateway Clipper. It's the Summer of
Kiss Kickoff Cruise if you want to do something on
Sunday night because a lot of us, you know, won't
be working on Monday with Memorial Day. So get your

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tickets if you want to go on the Cruise Gateway
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Blue Jays. They're back Monday all week. Oh yeah, yeah,
they're back at thirty five little Memorial Day afternoon Baseball

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against the Cubs on on Monday.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
So there you go. All right, let's see, jeez, we
talked about a lot of stuff on the show.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Today.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Show kind of flew by today. I think we had
a fun little show today. You're getting real close to
Star Wars time.

Speaker 19 (01:05:09):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
You gonna go with me or you don't think.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
Wait, hold on, let me look, let me look. Does
the time matter? Like what time I'm going to see
Mandalorian and Grogu after the show? I just don't know.
I'm I might sit isn't the recliners? You think I'm
sitting in regular seat? For the problem is you might
lose me. How long is that moved?

Speaker 9 (01:05:36):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Two hours? Listen if you just want to turn your
phone off for a while.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Two hours and now oring like a bear in there,
Then I'll start recording video and then everybody will be
and then then all this sudden, we'll get a couple
of thousand views on the internet because Bob fell asleep
during Mandalorian and Grogu. And then what if I get
the Mandalorian popcorn helmet and then put it on you
while you're sleeping or while you're sleeping.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
What if I just throw a carernel here and there
so then you fall asleep during Star Wars? You pay
the price you're covering in Colonel's just say it. I
want to see man Lauri and Grogret. I'm sure hygins
might happen. Room for one more? All right, Uh, let's
have a weekend what do you want to name the
podcast today, Bob?

Speaker 6 (01:06:14):
What like?

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
Well, if you see watch out for, if you see
the one legged whale, you gotta watch out for. Humanity's
done for human and he's done for all Right, everybody,
have a wonderful uh extended weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
Hopefully you you get an extra day off for guest
Memorial were weekend. We'll talk ever about that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
Right to early out of the back k f M,
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