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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hey, this guy wants to start off the show real
quick here, let me just uh holy yep, that's right.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yeah, it's a little foggy. That accurate. It was a
weird ride into work this morning, right because it's President's
Day today, so a lot of people aren't even working today.
Me and Bob ar though, good morning everybody. Hi hih.
But there's probably not gonna be the regular morning commute traffic,
which is a good thing because the fog is thick

(00:34):
out there. Seventy nine was creepy. I mean there's a
tractor trailer that got ripped open like a mile or
two miles before the Bridgeville exit on seventy nine. That
was a whole mess.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Even before that though, there just wasn't there's no cars
and it's.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Just all fog. Yeah it was.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
It's a little creepy. I didn't like you the spooky
dahn Oh wow, I jot he got it.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
By the way, I beeped out the f not the
as if that determines how much foggler is it was
the f I had to be a out, not the ass.
So yeah, yeah, just be careful out there a little
slippery too. You know, did you slip a little bit
when I got the parking lot? Slipped a little bit
like walking in Yeah, you know. You know.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Hey it's warm though, it's nice melt off. Yeah, the
melt is here this week.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Are we gonna be near like sixty degrees on Friday
or something? Oh? Man, I think we're over freezing all weeks.
This nice warm week should take care of it, right, Yeah,
I don't know. There's still big snow piles where we
usually park our cars out in the parking lot, so
we need that to all melt off. By the way,
I walked in here this morning, Bob and we do
have a package waiting for us from over the weekend,

(01:51):
so we will open that next on the Kiss Morning
Freak Shows Mike and Bob. Good morning, yess Hey, thank
you for listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast. Now
whatever you're listening on, we appreciate it. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
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Speaker 1 (02:12):
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Speaker 2 (02:14):
Previous shows, the latest show, something you want us to
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Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, I hit that little talkback microphone and you can
send us a message and maybe you'll make the show.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
I was in here for like ten minutes before we
started the show, Bob, just trying to open this package
that we got because it was really taped up. If
you notice in the corner in the trash there's a
bunch of styrofoam and just cardboard.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Over there there is. So I was trying to open
this package that we had waiting for us when I
came in.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Man.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
So then it had a note on it and it says,
we do something nice. Do something nice, you know, like
our say something Nice segment. We do, yeah, do something
something nice. Okay, so here we go, Bob, I'll just
uh somebody doing something nice.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, let me give you this. That is yours. That
is it's a it's like a it's like a ten
by ten frame of and go go ahead and show
what do you got there? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:25):
It's pretty cool, right. It's by dog Tilly Man. Yeah,
it's your Dog's like a Warhol print. Yeah, it's like
the pop art all the different colors of your dog
Tilly there to hang up.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
It's probably that's awesome, probably like twelve by twelve, fourteen
by fourteen. I'd say, yeah, yeah, a nice frame picture.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
And uh I got one of Lily that uh just
says my dog Lily. We had to put her to
put her to sleep last week. So it's uh it's
from our buddy Luke, I say, Luke, Luke did this.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, this is our buddy Luke who did the Mikey
and Bob you know, Instagram account and everything. So it
made a nice puppy love picture for my dog. So awesome. Man,
it's Luke, thank you so much. He did one for
our cat Marco that was just like this sort of
the same sort of style and yeah, so man, you

(04:20):
all just we do something nice, do something nice. That's awesome. Luke,
thank you so much. We love getting little prizes like
this from from all of you, especially when you know
has to do with things that we love, like our
obviously our pets. That's amazing. Yeah, thank you, Luke. We
uh we appreciate you so much for doing that. Let

(04:42):
me get to a quick talkback message here from Mashed
Potato Ravioli Lady.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Mashed potato ravioli lady. Here, I'm so sorry to hear
about Lily. I was just listening on the podcast catching
Up and you mentioned about the ashes my dogs had
pre we passed.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
I had gotten them.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Cremated and I buried their ashes in my flower garden. Well,
I moved, and I it was weird, and I I
didn't you know, what do you do then?

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Right, that's a good point. What do you do? See,
I'm worried about burying ashes at my house because if
I move, then what then it's just to rescue, to
dig them up? I don't know. Yeah, maybe I guess.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
And so my girlfriend that still lives back there offered
to drive to my old house after I moved to
go pick them up. And I picked them up, I
mean literally dig pick through my flower garden and dig
up whatever she could and give me dirt.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
And I know that sounds so dumb and weird.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Good, but she didn't.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Just Just for the record, okay, I like sharing with
you boys.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
I love you much, love to you all.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah, thank you very much. Mashed potato ravioli lady aka
Parrogi lady. Yeah, that's good point. Now we got Lily's
ashes just up with the other two cats, and I
just picture of the new people in that house. See
random strange lady outside digging up the flower bed. What
are you doing? Don't worry about it. There's a dead
dog out here.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
All right.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
We got your chance to go see Zane, you know,
member of one Direction, first one to go solo. Zane's
playing the arena. We will have Zane tickets coming up
around eight thirty this morning here on the Kiss Morning
Freak Show. It's Mike Kimbob my Heart Radio. President's Day
Today means all federal and alleganty county offices and courts

(06:37):
are closed today. Banks are closed, post offices are closed.
No pickup or delivery of regular mail today. The Department
of Transportation photo ID driver's license centers, they're closed. Trash
though normal schedule, trash normal schedule.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Hey, thank you the trash people out there, Thank you
out there.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
New award always for what you do. Appreciate it. It
is Mikey and Bob the ninety six to one Kiss
Morning Freak Show. There was another video posted by today's
show hosts Savannah Guthrie. You know it's been like two
weeks since her mom Nancy went missing. She didn't go
over to the you know, Olympic game, she's not part

(07:18):
of that. There's been some people of interest that they've questioned.
I saw the latest over the weekend was they found
a glove.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Right, yeah, with DNA on it, but they're not sure
who's Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
I also saw they've found multiple gloves like over this
search and everything like that. So yeah, they've also any
person of interest like family member or you know, the
person's house that swat was at a few days ago.
Everybody's like basically been cleared at this point. So this
just seems like a pretty dire situation. Now Here was

(07:52):
Savannah Guthrie's latest message that she posted, it's.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
Been two weeks since our mom was taken. Just wanted
to come on and say that we still have hope,
we still believe, and I wanted to say to whoever
has her or that's where she is, it's never too late.
You're not lost or alone, and it is never too

(08:18):
late to do the right thing, and we are here
and we believe in the essential goodness of every human being.
It's never too late.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
So that was her latest message, just talking directly to
the people or person who has you know her mom.
I wonder if she's ever going to go back to
doing what she did, you know, like like the head
of the Today Show. I mean, obviously we have to
find out how this plays out, but I you know,
if she was like targeted in any way, like would

(08:48):
you want to go back to being that noticeable of
a you know, news media personality. Obviously, it's a tough situation.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Like she said, it's been like two weeks now, and uh,
they haven't lost hope, but man, it's it's gotta be
tough having somebody missing for two weeks and it's.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Still no real road tour, you know, like you don't
have anything like it, right, Yeah, just a sad situation. Obviously,
we hope for the best. But two weeks it's been
since Nancy Guthrie, Savannah's mom went missing, all right, there's
no easy way to transition out of you know, an
update like that. But it is President's Day today, So

(09:30):
coming up around seven to ten on the show, Top
five presidents that look like they would crop dust, you like,
walk by and just blast a fart and just keep it,
keep it moving.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
That's that's what we do for presidents.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Young Bob, Mike you, Bob. That's that's rump right there.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
Screamed the Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
you get your podcasts.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
All the stars were out last night in LA for
the NBA All Star Game. The Obamas were sitting courtside.
Not really the most mentionable thing about the Obama's from
this weekend. Barack Obama was doing an interview with Brian
Tyler Cohen and I was asked about aliens. Are aliens real?

(10:24):
The real?

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Oh my god?

Speaker 6 (10:26):
What?

Speaker 1 (10:27):
But but I haven't seen them and they're not being
kept in uh fifty one.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
There's no underground facility unless there's this enormous conspiracy.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
And they hit it from the President of United States,
Who was the first question you wanted answered when you
became president? Where are the aliens? It's kind of funny.
I bet that's every president. They're like, all right, now
I got the power, now I'm president. Where the aliens?

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Where you're hiding the aliens at? But you know, people
were like making a big deal about, like.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
A former president said, aliens are real, and it doesn't
even make the news, like common sense tells you they're real.
With just the enormity of the universe and solar systems,
that something's out there somewhere might not even be anywhere
near us. But that's I think sort of what he meant.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
They hold like Senate hearings too about unidentify flying objects.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Like yeah, government, yeah, it's just like, yeah, it.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Wasn't Tom from Blink one eighty two, right, all along, Tommy.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
But also we bring up aliens on the show because
aliens love West Virginia. A new study has West Virginia
ranked twelve in the United States for abduction style UFO encounters. Okay, now,
let me be clear. This is not just I saw
something in the sky. This abduction.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
This was the This is the stuff where people come
back and they say something happened to me.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
They got me. The next thing I know, it was
five hours later and I don't remember one thing.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
So I mean, there are eleven states ahead of West Virginia,
but also out of fifty states. For as big as
West Virginia is, I mean, as small as it is
compared to other states, Yeah, twelve is not bad.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
So coming up on the show around eight ten, we
will we will read the Facebook.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Comments from a West Virginia news station about them being
twelve in the country for UFO abduction style encounters West
Virginia Alien Facebook comments around eight ten here on the
Kiss Morning Free Show.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Also have your chance to go see Zane when he
plays the Arena. That'll be coming up around eight thirty,
and your top five crop dusting presidents for President's Day
around seven ten. It's Mikey and Bob. Let me give
you the rundown of Olympic hockey.

Speaker 7 (13:09):
Here.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
The US women's hockey team plays Sweden in the semi
finals today at ten forty. The Canadian women's hockey team
plays Switzerland at three ten. It seems like a collision
course again US Canada watch out maybe in the finals.
US men's hockey beat Germany five to one yesterday. That's
a little slow start for the USA team, you know. Yeah,

(13:32):
Like then they you know, exploded. It was cute what
Canada did too.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Canada was just messing around with France and then France
scored like the goal and they were like, oh, okay,
you're gonna try and they ended up beating the hell
out of France ten to two.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Sidney Crosby with a goal and two assists. It is
I love the Sidney Crosby means that are going around
like just seeing everybody call sid just like the old
guy on the team, you know, yeah, just seeing like
that picture of him on the subway whatever with the
whole team and head Yeah, and it's like it looks

(14:07):
like a chaperone for like a field trip and he's
just like counting the heads to make sure everybody's there.
It's it's so cool. So US men's hockey plays Wednesday
at three ten. Don't know who they're playing yet. In Canada,
men's hockey plays Wednesday at ten forty am. Pretty Much
what I did all weekend is just watch Olympics.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Also yesterday the Daytona five hundred YEP America's race, right,
don't really follow NASCAR too much, more of an F
one guy. But Tyler Reddick makes a pass in the
last lap to win the Daytona five hundred. But the
big deal about that Michael Jordan owns owns a car,

(14:48):
he owns a team, So Michael Jordan is basically the
owner of the car that won the Daytona five hundred
Daytona champion.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Big deal for him. He said, I feel like I
want a champion ship. So congratulations to uh, Tyler Renick
and Michael Jordan Daytona five hundred champions, which leads us
to today in Freak Show History. I've been listening to
the show long enough. You know where we're going.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Back in twenty fourteen, Dale Wernhardt Junior won the Daytona
five hundred.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
You know, let me just get to this here. Here
we go today.

Speaker 8 (15:23):
History to today story.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Twenty fourteen, Dale Earnhard Junior wins the Daytona five hundred,
and this woman captures her husband's reaction to it.

Speaker 8 (15:39):
Come on, come, that's passion, Lascar passion, thank you, thank you,
Come on, Dal.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Uh borderline tiers. Yeah, we order line tears.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
For the grown man right now, and he's about to
talk across the finish line. Here Dale Junior at the
Daytona five hundred. He is on the ground right now,

(16:31):
This guy on his knees punching the ground, and we
have real tears right now. He is crying man for
Dale Junior. There is a grown man crying on his
living room, war ugly cry that's not like a no,

(17:00):
he's gone. If it couldn't get any better, wait till
what his wife's about to say here.

Speaker 9 (17:20):
We definitely naming our boy al.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Hell, yeah we are.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Knew it.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
I knew he had the car. I knew he had
the call. I'm gonna name my son after you. He
is in full blown Romantiers, So I guess we're gonna
name our son Dale. Then I know, I know he
had the car. Yeah, it's weird out there this morning.

(18:02):
You don't have the normal morning commute traffic because it
morning commute, because it's President's Day today, his today in
the mid forties. But it is just foggy out there.
Let's get to a talkback message brought to us by
One Team Media. Hey, Michael, Bob Mark Meville Day. Foggy.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Also its fish Friday, weeks down the best time of
the year, guys.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Yeah, I get ready. Friday is going to be explosive
on the show, the return of fish Fry Friday, where
we put a spotlight on a couple of local fish fries.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
So tomorrow's Fat Tuesday, then, ah, then this will be
the first Friday, right, yeah, first fish Fry Friday.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
And by the way, after our show on Friday, we
got Chef Tom from Get Go coming up here.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Of course, they got the Captain We've already had fish
fries trying to sneaky solicit up. Oh my gosh, it
is it is out of control. This year we've become
the fish Friday people two weeks ago. Yeah, that are
just like, hey, fish fry Friday, can you mention ours?

(19:04):
It's just like we just kind of pick them at random. Also,
for the first time this year, I'm seeing, like, you know,
the digital billboards. There's there's fish fries on the Oh yeah,
has the fish fry game? Like, I'm completely out of
control that we don't know about modernized.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Did the fish fry game?

Speaker 4 (19:18):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Lawng tigmes were always the norm. You always saw long
times for fish Friday by billboards. Now man, we're at
billboard level. It's a battle, dude to battle Friday. Who's
gonna win fish Fry Friday.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
So yeah, we will celebrate a couple of local spots
on fish fry Friday coming up this Friday on the show. Today, though,
it is President's Day and it is time for us
to do a very important presidential power ranking. Top five
presidents that we think like to fart in other people's
presence aka cropped us. Then big with this time for

(19:56):
power rankings. What Mike he and Bob Nutty cares.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
It's a big list for President's Day. Top five presidents
that would cropt us you or pass gas in your presence, Bob.
Number five on your list, the twenty second and twenty
fourth president, mister Grover Cleveland Clan.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Alright, listen, a lot of.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
You might need to google these pictures because me and
Bob were looking at a list of president's pictures and
these are all based on their photos.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Number four, Number four is George H. W. Bush, the
forty first president. Yeah, okay, all right, so you're going
with like Bush senior.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Yes, yes, so you think he's squeaking them out, You
think he has no shame at all.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
And finds humor in it. Okay.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Number three president that would cropt us you or pass
gas in your president.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
It's the forty third president, George W. Bush.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Oh my gosh, father and Silers.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Both Bushes in the top five, Father Bush and down. Yes, okay,
all right, Bob your what are we on? Number two?
Number two?

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Second president that would crompt us your pass gas in
your presence?

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Joe Biden.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Joe Biden, it is why did you always a smirk
on his face, could be happiness, could be him just
letting out some gases.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
He's passing, passing along big one here though, Bob's number
one president that looks like they would pass gas in
your presence or cropped us you. It's the eighth President's
Martin van Buren.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Who everybody google a picture of Martin van Buren, the
eighth president right now, as Bob is claiming, he is
the president most likely far and your presence or cropped
ust you.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
He's the president of farts, all right, he is.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
What are we doing for President's Day right here by
the way, Uh, thank you to the presidents and all
they've done for the country, of course.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
All right, but now let's get to the matim burial.
Here my top five presidents that would cromp dust you
are pass gas in your presence? Number five, Bob. I
also have the twenty fourth to twenty seventh president's Grover Cleveland.
If you make both of our lists, you know you're
the guy. Right number four. I'm going with the forty
sixth president. It's Joe Biden. Same reason.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
All this guy seems like smirk, seems like he has
no shame, doesn't even care. He might not even know
he's farting in your presence. Number three, I got the
eighth President, Martin.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Van Buren MVB with gass bds.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Honey van Buren, you gotta look up a picture of
Martin van Buren. He looks like he's a sneaky cromp duster.
Number two, I got the forty third president.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
It's George Bush. It's George, it's the sun.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
He's not Dad. I feel like George Bush, the forty
third president, right in the sun. Not number one, though, Bob,
my number one president on President's Day, that would crop
us you or pass gas in your presence.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
I need you to google this man right now. Thirteenth
President Millard Fillmore. Millard Fillmore.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Look at Millard Fillmore and tell me that that dude
dropping a hot Millard Phillmore is not. Tell me that
guy's not crop dusty. The entire West wing of the
White House absol Millard Fillmore. I have the thirteenth president
as my number one president. That would crop us your
past gas in your president. Millard Fillmore looks like kind

(23:39):
of guy shows up your house and like uses your
toilet and then comps out and announces to everybody you're.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Gonna want to give that one a couple of minutes.
They're out there. The Miking and Bob podcast got that
dog in him. I was gonna go the series row.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Of like Maghbor Creans, the Mikey and Bob podcast on
iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
You have a chance for you to go see Zay.
He is playing July twentieth at the Arena. Tickets around
Single Male Your chance at Zaying tickets coming up around
eight thirty this morning on the Kiss Morning Freak Show.
It's Mikey and Bob Pictures and Catchers Report today. Oh
my goodness. Mildly excited about Pirate season. Mildly excited about
Pirate season. Every year.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
They get me every year, Man, they get me every year.
Let's get to a couple of your talkback messages here.
You could send him through the free iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Talkback messages brought to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 10 (24:40):
Hi, Mikey and Bob. This messages mostly for my key,
but this is Pupperfish Girl, just sending you and your
family all the love in the world right now.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Thank you.

Speaker 10 (24:50):
I just saw your Instagram post about Lily. She was
so cute and I can only imagine how sweet she was.
Losing a pet is one of the hardest things in
the world, and I just want you to know that
my family is sending you all the good vibes and
thoughts right now.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yeah, we had to put our dog Lily to uh
to sleep last week. It sucks.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Yeah, it sucks, but yeah, I posted about her on Instagram.
I feel like that helps me.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
It's part of the therapy I think of, like dealing
with the death of a pet is like posting about
it because then I was like digging into pictures of her,
and I'm like, yeah, it just makes you, just makes
you feel good. But I appreciate everybody who sent nice messages.

Speaker 6 (25:34):
Hey, boys, it's Jess. I was catching up on the
podcast and Mikey, I am so sorry to hear about
your love. I mean, pets become just such a part
of your family and your heart, and that's always just
such a hard transitional period to go through. So I'm
thinking of you and your family and just wishing wishing
you guys all best love you.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
I was me and my wife Jamie were sitting on
the couch this week. It's basically all we did we're
just you know, it's been tough last few days and everything.
And I told her, I said, when we moved the
couch and start moving the couch cushions, I said, how
many bones do you think of Lily's because she used

(26:16):
to get her bones and then she would like eat
some in the world way I say this for later, yea,
and like there would be like two or three bones
under every cushion. But that doesn't even like once we
move the couch, we're gonna be in double digits with
the amount of bones we find under the couch. Let
me get to one more quick message here, because I

(26:37):
absolutely I've just listened to this one a little bit ago.
This just this made me so happy to hear.

Speaker 11 (26:44):
Hey, Mikey and Bob, this is Morgan from Connecticut giving
you guys a call. Just wanted to say, Mikey, so
sorry to hear about the passing of Lily, but I
want you to know that Lily inspired me hearing about
the love you had for her and all of your pets.
I went to my local humane society and adopted Jack,
my first ever puppy. He's three months old, little Labrador

(27:05):
Retriever mix, and he's the love of my life. And
I just want to say thank you for sharing your
love with Lily and that's what inspired me, So thank you.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
That's I don't want to say about that.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
That's awesome, just the fact that you heard the love
me and my family have for our dog dog out there.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Man. Yeah, Morgan in Connecticut appreciate that nice message, and
you know, I'm sure Lily would appreciate it too. And uh,
I can't wait to get home and tell my wife
about that, because that's that's pretty cool that you adopted
a dog just because of the love that we had
for our dog. And pets are special, man, you all
you all know that if you have a pet, and

(27:43):
you know, it hurts when they passed because we love
them so much. And that's that's what love is it.
It hurts when the love is gone. All right? Coming
up next on the show, and I feel like I
need this too. Let's do around to say something nice.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
You got something nice to say about someone something, so
you can send us a talkback message through the free
iHeartRadio Apple Do around to say something nice.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Coming up next. Also, we gotta read Facebook comments about
West Virginia aliens. That'll be coming up Road eight ten.
That's a real thing this morning. It's gonna be good.
That'll be coming up around eighty ten. On The Kiss
Morning Freak Show, It's Mikey and Bob. It is needed
this morning. Bob, you want to give a fog warning
to everybody out there ahead there.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Yeah, wow, yeah, watch out for fog out there, Hies
today in the mid forties.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
But it's a little sketchy out there. Some roads are
a little slick. To temperatures this week that we're gonna
be above freezing highs today in the mid forties. I
think we hit around sixty coming up for fish Fry Friday.
It is time to say something nice and the Kiss
Morning Freak Show, It's Mikey and Bob. This is where
you send us messages and just say something nice about

(29:01):
someone or something. Let's go he say something nice, Say something.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Nice, you boys.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
Mashed potato revioli, lady here. I wanted to send in
for say something nice. I wanted to shout out my boyfriend.
Him and I are long distance right now until he
finished his school. But I recently introduced him to you guys,
and now he sends me all the clips from Instagram
and he asked me about my my yser podcast as

(29:30):
I like to call you guys. So thank thank you,
and thank him, and uh.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
That's awesome that he now listens to the show. He
watches the clips on Instagram to the show look at
your injured podcast there. Yeah, I love that he say
something nice, say something nice. Hello, Mikey and big Ball.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
I just wanted to say something nice to my coworker Jason.
He recently got promoted to crouchie. Tell Jason good job
and congratulations.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
You did.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Say something nice. Say something nice.

Speaker 9 (30:08):
Hey, Mikey and Bob. This is Mandaalioto from here in
Pittsburgh calling in to say something nice this morning about
my group of girlfriends. We're all very tight knit. I
had a rough start to my morning and they were
there for me to let me vent about it and
be supportive. So giving them a shout out. Also shout
out to you guys for everything you do. Glad you're

(30:29):
sticking around. You brighten my day and happy unbirthday.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Mikey. Heh yow.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Say something nice, say something nice, say something nice, say
something Oh yeah, you got it there, Say something nice,
say something nice.

Speaker 9 (30:52):
I just want to say thank you.

Speaker 12 (30:55):
Mike and Mikey and Bobby, and this is just great
that you have to say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Thing, So keep doing it. Please say something nice, say
something nice.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
A great guy.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Okay, as long as you all have nice things to say,
we will continue to keep doing Say something nice, say
something nice. All right.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
We have a Florida man who has given police fake
a fake name when he got arrested of a TV character.
We'll get to that Florida story around nine ten.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Zane tickets around eight thirty, and we read Facebook comments
about West Virginia alien encounters around eight ten. It's Mikey
and Bob. Here's an Olympic update. Hiheart Radio. Olympics update.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
I start watching Night or Seven Kingdoms the It's Game
of Thrones. It's Game of Thrones.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
The dragons are back. They've been back. It's been out
for like a couple of months now. Where you mead
season finales coming up on Sunday, where dragons are out
here fit into him. I haven't started a yet, man,
I gotta started and get caught up. I know I
should be watching week by week so I can discuss
it with people and watch YouTube channels that only break it.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Down, but I haven't jumped in yet. I've been busy
with other stuff. Life has been happening. I'll get to
my dragons. Leave me alone home watching my dragons. Night
of the Seven Kingdoms.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
I guess it's good though. I guess it's good though.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
She's the only thing I'm watching now is Love is Blind?
Like that's that Love is Blind in the Olympics.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
That's it. It's Mikey about the Kiss Morning Freak show. Yeah,
Love is Blind. We'll have three new episodes on Wednesday.
Of course, the dating reality show on Netflix where they
just meet each other in these pods and then they
don't see each other, and then they fall in love,
then they get engaged and they see each other, and
then some everybody else like oh you're beautiful in that

(32:55):
it falls apart after that when they go on vacation.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
And I watched the first six I binge through my
It was one of those good situations where I'm just
like I can't stop, like we're gonna Me and Rebecca
were watching and we literally just stayed up till like
one in the morning Friday, finishing it because.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Like, why go to bed? You got one more? Only
one more left?

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Watch it.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Once you start, it's hard to stop.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Man.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
They get outside those pods, it's different when they come on. Man,
you think that, oh man, this guy's so nice. Wait
do you see him have two drinks and see how
he acts? Right, It's usually how it goes on. Love
is blind, True love, true love. You're on the fence
about Love is Blind. Sol Man, such a good conversation

(33:37):
with each other. You're like, man, these people really match,
Like this is what this is what love is all about. Sure,
and then they go to Cobo and it's likes are
different when you go to Cabo. Okay, let's get to
a talk back messager brought to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 13 (33:51):
You guys, Mills on them out here. First, all, I'm
so glad you like the heart nipple tassels. I saw
this sequence and I was like, oh, yeah, these are
the vibe these.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Are the vibes. Yeah, thank you. Mills sent Bob some
nipple covers for Valentine's Day, some nipple hearts. He did
dance around the studio with them.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
You can see that up on the ninety six to
one Kiss Instagram accounts.

Speaker 13 (34:11):
I also wanted to say that I just started Love
is Blind the newest season. I was not happy with
the last two seasons, so I was not gonna watch
it again. But of course y'all had to pull my
leg and here we are, especially with Bob jumping on
the chain. Yeah, And I just want to say, I'm
only ten minutes in and I'm already loving it. The
fact that most of the people, I think maybe all
of them are in their thirties. As a fellow single,

(34:32):
thirty seven year.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Old, I very much appreciate that.

Speaker 13 (34:35):
Excited to see this season and I'll catch you guys
in the DM as we dissect it.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Love Yeah, yeah, just.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Because people are in their thirty He was saying, people
in their thirties with growing and mature right ready to
settle down. Some of them have secure jobs and life,
real careers, everything until you go to combo, until you're
out of the podle.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
What happened in Combo days and Cobos? What a mess?

Speaker 4 (34:59):
Right?

Speaker 1 (35:00):
New episodes of Love is Blind? Come this win. I'm
exciting about it. I'm not I'm not, I'm not am
i I'm in. I'm in. That's what happened.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
You took the turn from like real love, and people
are gonna find their forever person to Now you're in
the reality show of it.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Now you're just like, all right, let's we're getting messy.
Let's get if we're gonna get messy, gimme, gimme real messy.
So new Love is Blind this week for people watching
on Netflix.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
All right, dude, the producers that send these people off
the cobo knowing that, like they directly talk to these
other people and bonded with them.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Yeah, it's weird, huh that are in other couples? Now,
I love it. How welcome to Love is Blind. That's
gonna Love is Blind? Bob, Welcome to Love is Blind?

Speaker 2 (35:45):
All right?

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Coming up next on the show, we read local news
Facebook comments about West Virginia alien encounters. I'll explain this
where it came from, all of it.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Coming up next alien West virgin in your Facebook comments.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Next time The Kiss Morning Free Shows. Mike, you, Bob,
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Speaker 6 (36:09):
Friend back here. Hey, listening to you say which presidents
would crop dust you?

Speaker 1 (36:15):
M h.

Speaker 6 (36:16):
I absolutely love your show.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Oh yeah, it's good.

Speaker 6 (36:19):
Not one stupid thing about it.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Oh no, I'm trying like an idiot.

Speaker 6 (36:23):
Laughing hysterically at you guys.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
All right bye, thank you teacher friend beca are we
teacher approved on the yeah the crop dustin president teacher approved.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Yeah. By the way, we know it's President's Day. There's
some weird listening habits. People aren't going to work or
school like maybe as much as a regular day. So
if you missed it. Nine towards the end of our show,
we will once again do the top five presidents that
look like they would pass gas right in front of
you or crop dust you. Yeah, right now, though, Bob,

(36:52):
it is time to go to West Virginia. There is
this whole UFO report thing that happened right. Information from
the National u UFO Reporting Center focused on encounters missing time,
or unexplained experiences rather than just I saw a UFO.
This is like something happened to me, okay with the story. Yeah,

(37:16):
it's people with the story. West Virginia ranks twelfth nationwide,
with roughly one report for every sixty eight hundred residents.
They say West Virginia is so high because of the
mountainous terrain like pollution and dark knight skies as reasons why.
You know it might be the other the other states
that were like the top states is New Hampshire, Idaho, Vermont, Maine, Oregon.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Like very woodsy areas Reno. Yes, And then we read
the Facebook comments.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
We're going to a very deep dark place Internet.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
It's time for ninety six one kiss Facebook comments. These
are Facebook comments after West Virginia was ranked high nation
and wide in UFO Encounters. Robert B.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Yep I was abducted when I was a teenager here,
at least I think I was.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Could have been the MD twenty twenty.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
I drank the night before. I just know I woke
up with my pants unbuttoned, and I hurt all over.
And we're off candy h Nah. When aliens go past
the Earth, they lock the doors and roll the windows
up and just floor it.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
They don't want to stop here anymore.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Don h If they're looking for intelligent life, they straight
off course a little bit. Miranda s all I can
see after reading this is Kate McKinnon's character on SNL.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Stephen B.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
West Virginia was mentioned in quite a few X Files
episodes decades ago.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Hell yeah, Kristen J.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
I think it's the Appalachian moonshine. We make okay, that's it.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
We got other light. They're coming in for the shine
shine again. Reading Facebook comments about West Virginia being a
top state for uh UFO encounters, not sightings, these are
like actual encounters. Here, Mary c aliens driving by, I
call shotgun, all right, you know what, Mary party aliens?

(39:15):
You sort of like Mary too. If we got intelligent
life coming down, take me, Eric d I'm pretty sure
when I was sixteen I saw one. I came in
the house.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
I lost an hour and a half a time, it
seemed like five minutes. So yeah, I think they took
me up. And I think they washed my memory. That's
not all they watched. You don't remember it. They definitely washed.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
For science. They gotta experiment, They gotta find out. Boss.
You know they don't. They don't even know. They don't, respectfully, okay,
they don't know what holes the like that our washman
son again, Reading Facebook comments about West Virginia alien encounters,

(40:09):
David and if I were abducted by space aliens, they
took me away from Earth. Hell, I just consider it
a rescue mission at that point. And Tiffany l it's
not aliens, it's myth. It's myth. Jesse c a butt.
They just like the Pepperoni rolls. They're there for the ronies.
West Virginia got good, you have solid shed w my

(40:31):
buddy George and Johnny.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
He's out fishing one day, told me they god him
talking and one more here again West Virginia Alien abduction
Facebook comments Josh t it's all true.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Okay, my good friend I really drunk off.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Moonshine, sad he was abducted, Uh huh, and that they
did a lot of butt.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Stuff to him. That's why he was walking funny for
an entire week.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Hey, we appreciate you listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast.
But it's not just listening to the show. It's seeing
clips of the show, seeing pictures of us in our
daily lives, be our friends, seeing pictures of my cats.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
That's right. We're on Instagram, of course. You can follow
us if you don't already at FS Mikey for Me,
at FS Big Bob for me Fast stands for Freak Show. Yeah,
we made it a long time ago. You know what
are you gonna do? Follow us on Instagram at FS Mikey,
at FS Big Bob if you love it's Mikey and

(41:36):
Bob the Kiss Morning Free Show. Let's go to them
towards the other side of the state. Here Williamsport, PA.
There's a nine to one one call. There was a
domestic dispute that happened, but it was over. It was
over sticky buns. Okay, here's just part of the nine.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
To one one call.

Speaker 6 (41:53):
I got progress toxication.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Okay, no weapons, no intoxication, which just makes you believe
that these people are sober that are involved in this
domestic dispute. Okay.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Siblings, all right, so this isn't wife or husband or
anything like that, fiance, this is sibling. So this might
be calling the police for siblings fighting brothers sisters over the.

Speaker 8 (42:16):
Sticky Now they're threatening to kill each other.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Now they're threatening to kill each other.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Now, obviously these people go a little sticky bud, a
little too heated over who ain't the last sticky bun?

Speaker 1 (42:29):
If they're threatening to kill each other? Yeah, police had
to show up and handle the situation and everything. Call
them everybody down. But does say the treating question came
from a Williamsport, Pennsylvania.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Favorite, like a famous sticky bun place, mister stickies, Oh god,
little to swing over mister Stickies.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Willing to kill over mister Stickies. Gotta call them the authorities.
I've never had mister Stickies, but this sounds like a place.
If you do sticky buns and you just call yourself
Mischi Stickies, you probably got the sticky buns on lock.
I mean, you probably know what you're doing.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Even if mister Stickies just has generic ass sticky buns.
The fact that somebody had to call the police to
stop people from injuring each other over them.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Yeah, legendary mister Stickies offers several varieties, including a cinnamon
bun that's topped with their special indelectable cream cheese icing.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
I won't.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Okay, miss, somebody ate the last mister Stickies and now
I might have to kill my brother. Just everybody calmed down,
take a few deep breasts. There's no violence that needs
to ever happen over sticky buns, says the guy who
punched his.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Best friend over a talk though before. Okay, listen, now
you deserved that.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Who are you to judge? You deserved that? Who were
just trying to wrap that up? But who are you
to judge?

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Here?

Speaker 1 (43:57):
It would have been the same situation if somebody would
have called me cops. Yeah, for people who don't know,
Me and Bob are best friends. We've been best friends
since low league baseball. We don't even argue.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
But there was one time, one time where I warned
Bob if he tried to steal my taco.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Bob was drunk.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
I was not.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
I had taco bell. I said, you try to steal
my taco once again, I'll punch you in the face.
He tried to steal my taco. I gave him a
black eye and we all laughed about it. Luckily nobody
called the cops because we would.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Have been We've been just like, all right, you know what,
and it is making a little bit more sense now.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Sometimes there are certain food items, uh huh that are worst.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Swinging over mister Sticky's and Williamsport, Pennsylvania might be one
of those food items. We are giving away Zaine tickets
all this week on the station around eight thirty and
three point thirty, it is Mikey and Bob The Kiss
Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Hi, who's this Diana Dana? How are you this morning?
Everything good?

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Everything's perfect?

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Okay? You called for Zane tickets.

Speaker 6 (45:00):
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Speaker 2 (45:01):
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collar nine.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
You're going to see Zane ooh yay, thank you, yep.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Just hold on one second. We'll get all your details,
all right. Another chance for you to win Zane tickets
coming up around three thirty later this afternoon, and uh
Zane tickets all this.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Week around eight thirty and three thirty here on ninety
six to one kiss Le's get to a talkback message.
Heer bro to us buy one Team Media, what's up?
Kitty Cat Order and Border the Border day they're coming out.
Today's the day they're coming out. They're coming out. Is
there's something releasing today?

Speaker 4 (45:35):
Though?

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Yeah, there is. There's something racing show or something. No,
it's not a news show.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
I know what it is.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Huh. It's not releasing at my house. This is only
a release for you and some other people in the city. Bob,
you know what it is. The dog logs they're everywhere. Yeah, dude,
this is it today. Today's the day, right, this snow
that we got, this chill, this deep freeze that we
were in.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Listen, I already got going away. You know, they're still
inches of snow out there. But I got them peeking
through like sneaky snakes, bad snakes. I don't want, I
don't want, but like that knowledge melting novel. But like
all of a sudden, you see it, it's like a whackable.
They're playing Pika boo dog logs. Dog logs are playing
pika boo out there. Yeah listen, if you're a dog owner,

(46:22):
this is uh bad week. Yeah, it's a good week.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
It's tough when it goes from absolutely freezing to warming
up this week with tempts in the forties, fifties even
maybe sixty on Friday, so the uh yeah, the melting
is happening and the dog logs are revealing.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Themselves the bad magic trick in the backyard. All right,
Well if only there were a song about dog logs.

Speaker 12 (46:56):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, Okay, snakes, lovedays, characters, Bloom and Spurge,
come star coming off.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Yeah, take it all in my sneakerh.

Speaker 14 (47:20):
The sunshine, welty to the big reveal, Big reveal, yea springs,
all the secrets, loves in the sunshine, big grippy springs.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Happy dog log Day everybody. If you have a dog,
today's your day.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
For those who celebrate. Probably got to get out in
the the yard there in uh in d log. All right,
here is an Olympic update.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
My Heart radio oathers warming up, pitchers and catchers report
today Don Bradenton, you see Pirates manager Don Kelly brought
in former pirate AJ Burnett down there. Oh man, I
don't know why Batman.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Tell everybody sit down down as we got yell at him.
We strike him on all right, so you know Pirates
season will creep up on us. Here it's Mike Kim
Bob the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Also, of course Olympics
final week for the Olympics. We got a big one today,
US women's hockey taking on Sweden in the semi finals
at ten forty and then Canadian women they take on

(48:40):
Switzerland in the semi finals around three ten. So hoping
for a US Canada you know, gold medal game final. Now,
let's let's get to this call right here, Mike ym Bob,
good morning. I wanted to turn you guys on to
an Instagram page.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Oh boy, here we go. What do you got for
at ten Farms, sat Hen Farms. Yep, he saves baby quails.
But you're not watching for the quails. Read the comments.

Speaker 9 (49:13):
Every video is pretty much him on his knees calling
these little baby quails over.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
But you're not looking at the birds. I'm like looking
up this guy's count right now. Oh Jesus god, he
h n. Hey, what have you been doing with your algorithm?

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Miss?

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Yes, my colleague turned me onto.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
This, and so now it's like every.

Speaker 6 (49:37):
Morning when we go to school, this is what we talk.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
About, the newest coast. Oh no, you can't watch this
at work.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
You'll see, Hey, you'll take he's oh okay, he's showing
the little babies, but he all still just has a
pair of gray shorts on that are very revealing.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Correct is that? Okay? Oh my god, appears to be.

Speaker 9 (50:07):
A flashlight in his pocket.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
The comments are very Wow. Get those chicks away from
that anaconda. Okay, I'm glad you thought of us and
had to pass along that account.

Speaker 9 (50:24):
Yes, yes, you were the first one I thought them.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Well, thank you, you have a wonderful day. Okay too.
Fat Headed Farms is also on TikTok and they have
over two million followers. It's just a guy who's got
some baby chicks. But this is what we're watching at work.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
This is what we're doing.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Just wasn't us. We didn't do this one. We didn't
do it.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
I like that you used my computer to watch too.
You walked around, You're like, oh, you know, Bob's computer's
already cooked. I've been listening to the show long enough.
You know whose computer looks up the questionable material? And
it's always Bob's.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Number one movie at the box office this weekend. Werthering Heights,
you know, based on the book thirty four point eight
million with Margot Robbie and Jacob ELORDI.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Right, yeah, yeah, okay, those book movies. Man, it's a
romance one, right, everybody crying. I saw people leave in
the theater just posted on their story just go. I
ripped my heart out.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Like oh really yeah, yeah, it's the whole thing. Yeah,
Burdering Heights reaction videos. Yeah, I think it's was a
whole thing. This past weekend. It's Mike and Bob's the
Kiss Morning Freak Show. There's always weird things happening down
in the state of Florida. It is time for another
Florida story.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
I'll touch all the listeners of a freak show. It's
time to double to the Sunshine Stage. Yes, it happened again.
It's another Florida the story. This happened down in the
area of clear Water, Florida. Okay. Officers were patrolling a
fishing pier slash entertainment park when they confronted a man

(52:08):
who resembled the description of a subject with an active
arrest warrant. Okay, now let me pause this Florida story.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
This happened to me years ago when I was vacationing
with my family down in Florida.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
I was taking a walk. You're right, the same thing happened,
And you're right. I was taking a walk down in Florida.
We had rented a house. I did not know what
the address to the house was. I was just taking
a walk around the neighborhood and all of a sudden,
the police car pulled up on the sidewalk in front
of me. Four other cop cars and a police helicopter.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Because I met the description of somebody, and I was like,
how tall is the guy youre looking for? They said
about six two six' four AND i Said i'm six foot.
Nine but they were asking me, like, well what's your?
Address i'm, LIKE i live In. Pittsburgh you don't, know
you're addressed down? Here what are you doing? Vacationing? Yeah,
yeah it was a whole. Thing sounded, suspicious, Right so this.

(53:02):
HAPPENED i guess somebody met the description of somebody with
an active arrest. Warrant so they asked the guy to identify,
himself and he, Said I'm George.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Costanza, yep The Jason alexander character that was On.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Seinfeld it's Me George. Constanza.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Yeah so he said, though because they, said all, right
obviously you're Not George. Constanza they used like facial recognition
and they identified the thirty year old. Man but The
florida man who said he Was George.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Costanza From seinfeld said before he was, arrested it's not
a lie if you believe. IT i don't think that's
how things, work. DUDE i don't think you can do.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
That if to be whoever he, wants, okay would you
cross state? Lines you can be whoever you want Now.
Florida he might be, dead BUT i am Haul, Hogy.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Okay all, Right i'm Also David.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
COPPERFIELD i don't know if we wouldn't want to Use David. Copperfield,
NOW i think he's in the. Files, so, yeah he
was charged with resisting an officer and he did have
an outstanding trespass.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Warrant so told him a fake. Name That and you know,
what this is a pretty common, THING i think because
when me And bob were growing up in high, school
whenever we would have any you, know it might be
at a house party or, something cops show, up you'd
always just tell, him, well, hey we'll say the exact
same name on the. Counter three, ready one two, Three John.

(54:37):
Schmidt it Was John schmidt every, time Always John.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Schmid there's at least fifteen kids at every party who
was Named John. Schmidt So George costanza gets Arrested don In.
Florida it Is florida making the show once.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Again i'm making Bum do you remember The Amazon ring
commercial that ran during The Super bowl with all the.
Dogs man said we we could find your dog with
this feature we got called Search. Party. Yeah, Well ring
has now terminated a partnership with police surveillance tech Company Flock.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Safety wasn't that everybody's concerned after the dog thing came?
Out just, like, yeah they probably they're probably working with
some type of you, know government or, police and they'll
just hand over all of Our so it was.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
True it was, like, Yeah i'll start with dogs and
they'll try to find.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
People they were already doing The, yeah they're already working
on it's called the Flock. Safety the police surveillance tech
company whoops ring, says following a comprehensive, review we determined
that plan to flock safety integration would require significantly more.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Time and resources than. Anticipated so Basically amazon came out and, said.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Oh, damn they caught us all, right then went, like,
oh they reacted bad to the dog.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Thing maybe we. Shouldn't maybe we shouldn't do this for.
People so does that mean you should break your ring?
CAMERA i don't, know do some research yourself and find
out how bad or good ring cameras. Are and also
you carry her on a cell. Phone it's Probably, god,
jeez we're watching. Us, okay don't look at my search.

(56:15):
History oh. Jeezus let's get to a big.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
Explosion last night here on The Kiss Morning Free, show
It's mike And, bob The simpsons still.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
On how they're just they're compiling episodes, now you.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Know just basically, YEAH i, mean it doesn't even matter
how many people watch a new episode that comes out
just because it just sits in some type of streaming vault.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Forever. Yeah you, know The simpsons had their eight hundredth
episode air last, night And i'll give you thirty seconds
here they, did you, KNOW i, mean The simpsons always
does like parodies of whatever is in pop culture and
stuff like. That so their, Dog Santa's Little, helper had
to go TO i think that's still The simpsons, dog.
RIGHT i haven't watched New simpsons episode in quite some,

(56:59):
time but it does appear In simpsons that nobody ever
ages and everybody says the same. AGE i believe That
Santa's Little helper their, dog, right might be Maybe sands
A Little helper passing That Santa's Little helper three or.
FOUR i don't. KNOW i don't Watch simpsons every.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Week but they did a parody of The, pit and
not only just The, pit they have the actual.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Actor Voices Noah wiley AND. Taylorl Geared in And Catherine. Lanassa,
uh they have all their voices in. It marge goes
to the front. Desk my dog taken number would be
with you as soon as. Possible we in a whole
ambrosia with. Grapes Boy what.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
The hell did you?

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Do lady called?

Speaker 4 (57:37):
Purple there we go be thirty c season pelastomen four heliostic,
prubs and the most ultra, realistic gory looking stomach pump we've.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Got where's the nice, masse.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
The intwer who always maintains a youthful optimism in the
face of constant?

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Trauma that would be? Me MAY i say shut? Up
we have a great hand to. Say who's a good?
Boy you're a good. Boy cram that Tube Denis. Road all,
Right so there you. Go that's the explosion right.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
There the pit featured on the eight hundredth episode Of
The Simpsons.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Morning there was an overload on the show right, now oh,
man too much overload petspread.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
In.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Flotion it wasn't so much A pittsburgh reference, There but
we'll bit, well bit that's our. Show, Hey, bob our
Buddy jojo wants to thank you for mess yeah for
passing along some information on our show. Recently It's mikey
And bob The Kiss Morning Freak show talkback messages brought
to us by The Pavement.

Speaker 7 (58:40):
Group hey, boys hopings they are doing. Well this message
is for my Man bob just tried and took your
advice of the bacon wrap little smokies.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
In the air.

Speaker 7 (58:49):
Fryer absolutely. AMAZING i should have listened to you a lot.
Sooner absolute game changer with putting those in the air
fier like.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
That SO i appreciate your, advice my.

Speaker 7 (58:59):
Man all, right you guys have a good.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Day, Yeah bob is never going to lead you wrong
with with a recipe or you should try.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
This he's never let, you never let us astray Before
bob dropping snacky.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Knowledge, yeah just know it's it's, good Stuffy. Bob scrambled. Eggs,
right you put a spoonful of jelly in your scrambled.
Eggs is that that's the?

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Move? Right? Yeah, yeah spoonful of, jelly mixed it, In
let it melt a little bit over the.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
Eggs.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Perfect, yeah you haven't tried that. Yet drop a little
drizz little hot honey over some cottage. Cheese oh, yeah that's,
right and a little. Smoky if you cut the, bacon
wrap them in bacon and then throw them in the
air fryer until that bacon is nice and. Crispy you
can hit them with a little, uh you, know cinnamon
brown sugar if you. Want if you.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Want i'm just, saying if you, WANT i wouldn't lead you. Wrong,
Hey i'm telling you maybe like once a month or
something like, that OR i don't think we could do
it once a.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Week but every NOW i feel Like Bob snackhacks needs
to become a segment on the show because you, know
no one.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Did enjoy some snackies in my.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Day, yeah we got some hockey on, SOON us women
taking On sweden in the semi finals The olympics ten that.
Starts i'm gonna Be i'm gonna be lost without The,
olympics like it changes my viewing habits.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
And something on every. Afternoon yeah, yeah, yeah pretty sad
when they're done later this. Week SO Usa women's goes
Against sweden for the semi finals ten. Forty that is
also we will have another chance for you to Win
zane tickets when he plays the arena this. Summer coming
up around three thirty later this afternoon when you're listening

(01:00:46):
to the station what else podcast? Name? Yeah what do
you want to name of the? Podcast? Today For President's
Day presidential Dog? Logs you know, WHAT i think there's
gonna be some people excited that their notification pops up
that there's a new episode of the podcast. TODAY a
lot of people didn't work, today a lot of people

(01:01:07):
got the holiday.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Off there's not a lot of people in the building
Today President's, Day so, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
Get caught up on The presidential Dog log. Podcast if
you missed any of the show, today you, know maybe
you were waking up late because kids didn't have to
go to school or you didn't have to work, Today so,
yeah just check out the podcast if you missed any
of the. Show uh, yeah that's it for. Us very
excited for the rest of the, week especially Because friday
is the first Official Fish Friday friday of the lent.

(01:01:36):
Season friday is supposed to be like sixty degrees due,
man just to warm up this, week everything's. Melting, shorts,
dude you're gonna be in. Shorts. Shorts shorts might.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
Be, back sixty.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Degrease we might be.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Back. Baby you were wearing shorts when we first hit the.
THIRTIES i, know so Sixty, yeah you're gonna wear shorts this.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Week they're gonna be. BACK i don't know if they're
gonna be, permanent but the shorts are gonna be. Out,
Alright we're done. Talking Ryan seacrest shows Up Right, now
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