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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well ninety six this morning freak show. All right, man, yeah,
all right, coffee makes it better. Oh yeah, yeah, nice
coffee today, right, yeah, you did the ice coffee. Yeah,
you brought in the ice coffees today. They're good, all right,
you know you know, all right, you swirl it around

(00:21):
a little bit, here you go. Yeah, it's good. That's sweet,
good coffee, he pointed out, singing boo da boo dee, saying,
come on be my coffee tonight coffee. Yeah, come on
be my coffee tonight night. Though it's morning.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
All right.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
If anybody knows we were just singing, you're a disgusting
person and you should be locked up. True right, all right,
let's get to a talkback message to start the show. Here,
we're going to uh, Oklahoma to start the show. It's
our Oklahoma inser, big bomb. Yeah. Of course we're gonna

(01:03):
do this all summer. We're going all year. Happy birthday, Bob.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Let's go Bay birthdayday.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Love this show.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Okay, that's where we start today, starting to catch on
around the country. Oklahoma again. I want to let everybody
in on this. Bob's birthday is New Year's Day. It's
not today. It wasn't yesterday. It's not tomorrow days. It's
not a great day for birthdays. It's not your birthday
till January. First Kiss. I think City of Pittsburgh. I

(01:38):
think I think we all got to pay up this weekend. Okay,
I think we all the NFL Draft bill is coming
and we all got to pay up. It's this weekend
we gotta pay. Yeah, it's Mikey and Bob a Kiss
Morning Free Show. The NFL Draft went so good last
weekend here in Pittsburgh. You know, with the weather too.
The weather was like perfect for the uh you know,
two or three biggest days of the draft. And then

(02:01):
we got the Pittsburgh Marathon this weekend. Right, Nope, not
good weather. We lost it. We had it for the Draft,
we lost it for Its supposed to be bad. It's
just supposed to be cold, cooler temperatures. On Saturday, it's
gonna be cloudy with highs around the mid fifties. But

(02:23):
then right around seven o'clock am Sunday Pittsburgh Marathon kick off. Yeah,
temperatures are forecasted to be in the mid thirties. Now,
hold on one second, what does that do to runners nipples?
Is it is it better if it's cold or hard? Well?

(02:44):
Is it worse if it's hot out? Like if you
if you're running a marathon, would you rather run like
this weekend where it's in like the mid thirties or
forty degrees like cold? Like that? Is this something I
should google? Yes? Okay? Or is it better to like,
you know, running a marathon warm weather climate?

Speaker 5 (03:01):
Like?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
And again, I just want to know about the nipples.
I don't need to know what it does to your body.
If it's better to run and cold or hot, Probably
better to run cold, I would think, because you know,
if your muscle's flaring up and all that stuff, it's swelling,
it's probably better to run when it's colder. I got
bad news for everybody's nipples, geese. Cold weather not better

(03:23):
for nipples. Often causes them to become hard and sensitive,
and it can lead severe pain and muscle contraction. Even
blood vessels spasms. Oh no, oh no, blood vessel spasms.
Oh no, yins runners, watch out, little warning. We're already
warning you about the nipples. Okay, Pittsburgh Marathon, it's going

(03:46):
to be cold when the marathon starts on Sunday. It's
going to be in the mid thirties. Protect your nipples.
I don't even know how you protect your nipples. Nipple warmers.
That doesn't even seem like a thing, right, I feel
like you got a double will tape them down, you
got double bag them. Hey, if you double bag your nipple,
if you're a runner, you know what to do. Don't
listen to us, but maybe listen to us. Read a

(04:09):
nipple action level redy, it is red. Right, it's red.
It's red. Read and irritated. Okay. By the way, we
will get to our Pittsburgh Marathon safety song that we've
been singing for years before the marathon. Coming up for
today in free show history right around seven o'clock. Also
got your chance to pay your bills. You can win
a thousand dollars this morning around nine ten, It's Mikey

(04:30):
and Bob, the Mikey and Bob Podcast.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
It's a show about nothing except your show has to
make people.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
It's us quite a bit.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
I really enjoy you on my way to work every day.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Screens the Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
you get your podcasts.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Somebody was listening to our show live yesterday and sent
this talkback message in here. Hi Mike and Bob.

Speaker 6 (04:56):
I'm sitting here listening to your live radio station on
a thirtieth and I was upset because I didn't get
to listen to the whole thing. Okay, so I logged
back into my iHeartRadio app and I see that your
podcast is already up.

Speaker 7 (05:11):
I'm just wondering for.

Speaker 6 (05:12):
You magicians, how do you do this so quickly? But
thank you for doing it because I needed it today.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Have a good day, thinks. All right, Well, that's that's
our producer that gets the podcast up real quick, always
working behind the scenes. Yep, producer's names Bob, and he's
right there. He's got a mustache. Yeah, Bob does the podcast.
So if the podcast gets up really quick, like right
after the show, and you're like, wow, already up, send
Bob a message. You'd say, great job editing that podcast. Bob.

(05:41):
By the way, speaking of podcast, you know what it
is today, right, it's a new month, it is. Yeah,
it's a first. So now let's go back in the
power rank the top five favorite names according to me
and Bob of our podcast for the month of April.
Bigley right here.

Speaker 8 (06:02):
Wow, time for Pola rankings.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
That was Mike and Bob Nutty six one kiss. All right,
So if you really like our show, you know that
we have a dumb show. But at the end of
every show, we name our podcast something that has to
do with that day's show, and usually it's pretty weird.
So these are some of these names. By the way,
we had, Hey, we had in April. Okay, hope everybody
else had fun because we had in April. All right, Bob,

(06:28):
I'll let you go. First year. Top five podcast names
of our show for the month of April. Number five
Yin's cellaions Cella. Yeah, Yin's cella.

Speaker 9 (06:37):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah. By the way, not taking any credit, but we
are onions cellaway before anybody I did see that. That
was like way before the draft, we were calling it right, yeah.
Number four favorite podcast names Steelers, pop O Potty, oh
Man the Potty.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Number three Opening Day Dookie Dongers, Yokie Doggers.

Speaker 8 (06:57):
Number two Granny's Tingling Geese.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
I don't remember what that one had to do with.

Speaker 8 (07:04):
Number one Big Bath Bob with Mike's on bikes.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Boom boo whoo.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
All right again, we name our podcast something stupid every
day that we do a show. These are the dumbest
podcast names or the best podcast names according to me.
For the month of April. Number five Babes Vapes and
a Giant Eagle Buggy. Number four, Jack whack in a
Giant Eagle parking Lot Double Giant Eagle. Number three, I'm
going inell we were early onions, Jella. Number two, I'm

(07:38):
going Big Bass, Bob and Mike's on bikes. And number
one my favorite podcast name for the month of April.
It had to do with the Pirates and their cone
raised a jolly rubber.

Speaker 10 (07:50):
I like that one.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
I like boom boot whoa Let go All right? Listen,
marathon safety song for everybody running the marathon. Coming up
for today in Freak Show History around seven am. But
then around seven ten, what is Taylor Swift season? What
is Beyonce teason? What's going on around here? Listen? I

(08:11):
can't have these two artists drop things at the same
time because they are two of my goats. We will
get to the Taylor and Beyonce news around seven ten.
It's Mikey and Bob Mikey and Bob podcast. At some point,
you're gonna have to milk yourself and see if Heide's
catch up comes out.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
String the Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
you get your podcasts.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
New Music Friday here on ninety six to one Kiss
in the free iHeartRadio app we will have the brand
new song highly anticipated Madonna and Sabrina Carpenter called Bring
Your Love is out today. We'll play that coming up
around eight o'clock here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show.
It is Mikey and Bob. Now, Bob, we've been talking
last couple of days on the show about how you

(08:57):
found another dog. You already have two dogs. Yeah, and
you found a dog that you fell in love with
the same people that you know had your last dog
that you got him from. And uh, this dog is
name's beat named Beans. I have a dog that I
call Peans. You Peans, I have a Peans. And then
then Beans showed up on my timeline. I'm like, oh

(09:18):
my gosh, he's meant to be your wife. Beckett told
you know on on Beans, right, Wife's just like you
are delusional. It's not meant to be. Yeah, someone else
will adopt this dog. Do not worry about it. All right,
let's get to this talkback messages our friend Mills on
the mounta here talkback messages brought to us by one
Team Media Mills. Oh my god, Bob, I just looked
up beans.

Speaker 8 (09:38):
He is so cute.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (09:42):
You gotta give him some love, boy and just adopt
him and love him so much.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
He deserves it.

Speaker 7 (09:47):
You can just see it in his eyes.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, Bob, what's the problem with having three dogs? I
have eight cats. There's not there's not much of a difference.
They have the tie they had them in time, not
even a bow tie, your regular tie as a gentleman
that goes to work every day. Pictures and put them
all over your house.

Speaker 6 (10:02):
Yeah, it'll just yeah, just guilt your wife into his
sweet face.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
I don't think that's how marriage works. I don't think
you should go print pictures of beans and shame your
wife and beginning beans. I just want to say, you
already have a pet song for it.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
It's like written in the stars.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
I got peans, beans potatoes. Okay, I got peans, beans, beans.
You do have a you do have a peans peans,
and you could have a dog names beans too, all right,
all eyes, Bob, you have.

Speaker 11 (10:39):
To get beans because you could sing that with one
of the greatest Thanksgiving songs of all the boy you're around,
Oh boy, I got peas, beans, potatoes, tomatoes, pam ram
PAGs and dogs.

Speaker 7 (10:50):
Peans, beans, peans, beans, beans.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
It's almost too perfect, buddy, guys. All right, now, you
guys are too damn funny man. Instead of going home
printing pictures of this wonderful, beautiful puppy wearing a tie beans,
instead of printing pictures all over your house, I think
it's time to uh, I think times sing that song around.

Speaker 8 (11:12):
I got beans, beans, beans, beans, beans, beans, beans, beans, beans, beans.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Beans, beans, beans, beans, beans, beans. Yeah, but just don't
don't upset your wife with pressuring her into another dog,
because you know, I know beans is cute, but also
beans is gonna grow full size. Yeah, and beans is
gonna go in your backyard. Yeah. Beans is gonna make
bathroom same size as your other two dogs.

Speaker 8 (11:39):
We already went through it. I just want to make
sure you've covered every base there.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
All right, We will get to our yearly marathon safety
song for this weekend's Pittsburgh Marathon coming up next for
today in Free Show History, and also we'll try to
break down what these cryptic things are maybe and what
they mean. That's going on with Taylor Swift and Beyonce.
Around seven ten, it's Mikey and Bob. This is our
alarm in midnight.

Speaker 12 (12:00):
Sun No no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
A pair a day in May begins today. That's a
lot of rhyming right there. But every day in May
around eight am, we will tell you what pair of
tickets we are giving away for that particular day. I'll
tell you today before eight am because I sort of
spoiled it yesterday when she announced her tour two shows

(12:28):
coming to PPG Paints Arena end of September. Your chance
to win Olivia Rodrigo tickets will be coming up. We'll
tell you how you can win around eight am. Here
on the Kiss Morning Freak Show, it is Mikey and Bob.
The Pittsburgh Marathons this weekend. Bob just showed me this
amazing thing that he did. Now, a wonderful man who

(12:48):
listens to our show all the time. You've heard him
on the shows. He goes by Steven the Burg right, Yeah,
he's running the half marathon. Yeah, and you saw his
Instagram story and did this right Yeah, yay. I won't
say what mile I did, But this is awesome, dude.
They have this thing called run with Rally and I
guess you can select what mile you want. Mm hmm.

(13:09):
I selected a mile. It was really simple to record.
Its kind of like talkback message. Yeah, and then you
just send them a message and as they cross that
mile marker, I guess it cues the message and whatever
headphones they're wearing now through their phone and just I'll
pop on Steve's ears. So wait, you left like a
marathon message for Steve and the burg that's gonna be
in his ear when he's running and crosses like a

(13:32):
certain mile. All of a sudden, it be like, hey, Steve,
it's your friend Bob. How's it going. How are the nipples? Yeah? Yeah?
Oh man, all right, hold on. Anybody who has this
and knows what we're talking about that would like me
and Bob to appear in their ears during the marathon,
send us the link. If you've got open spots for

(13:52):
your miles and you need your boys to help you out, yeah,
tag us, send us the link. We'll do as many
as we can before the marathon on Sunday, Or you
could pay us to send you a message because we're
on cameo now too, It's Mike Youbo the Kiss Morning
Free Show. Are you ready for the marathon safety song, Bobe?
Because this is something that it's almost like a yearly tradition,

(14:14):
because I don't think we can ever recreate what we
did years ago. We had no clue that we were
about to just go into a freestyle about the safety
of Pittsburgh Marathon. And you know, there's a lot of
things that we talk about with marathon runners, like bloody
nipples that it's a very specific runners thing, you know,
like my nipples don't bleed anytime your nipples bleed, Bob. No,

(14:35):
runner's nipples bleed though the marathon they do. It's going
to be cold on Sunday too. I think started the
marathon around seven am. It's gonna be like in the
mid thirties. So for today and Free Show history, let's
get to the Pittsburgh Marathon safety song here today. That's

(15:01):
for you runners. Loove up the nipple, Love up the nipples.
When you run a marathon, gotta loop up the nipples,
Loop up down the short, loop up down the short. Yeah,
when you're going full blast on the marathon course, I'm
saying loop up the short. Yeah, loop down the shorts
when you're going full blast on the marathon court.

Speaker 13 (15:23):
Oh, where your nipple guards? Yeah? Where your nipple guards? Huh,
where's some nipple guards? Loop up the nips, loop up
the nip. Yeah, when you run the marathon, better loop
up your nips. I'm saying, loop down the shorts, Loop
down the shorts when you're going full blast on the

(15:45):
marathon court.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
I'm at the starting line ready to go.

Speaker 8 (15:50):
You got some band aid, hold on nip bo, I'm.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
At the start of line, ready to go. I got
my band aid, hold my nap. Both Our buddy Mark
tweets us. You guys better walk down the hall and
tell Bill Crawford from DV about the nipple loop. That's right.
Crawford is running the marathon. Does Bill Crawford like hip
hop though? Yeah? Or would we have to like slow

(16:14):
it down for him teach him about his body? Bill
Crawford or anybody else running the marathon? Down the shore
off the shure, d m right, promise that this won't hurt. Oh,
it gotta loop up the nipples. Got a loop up

(16:37):
the products. Loop gotta loop up the nipples. It gotta
loop off the private damn right, my man over there
with the sausage hand.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
What's up.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
It's gonna make sure all the runners and pits, but
never have those bloody nips again. This is a safety
songs marathon, save de sign. You gotta move up in naples. Girl,
you gotta loop up the brood this guy. Yeah, oh yeah,

(17:12):
safety first, Safety first. I promise Bill Crawt for this
won't hurt. This is a safety song for you. No
Pittsburgh Marathon runers, you gotta loop up top. You gotta
love down below when you're ready to go with the
start of line and when you finish. I don't want
to see no blood in nipples. I don't want to

(17:35):
see no blood. You gotta loum it up. I'm gotta
lum it up, loop up the knits, loove down the
shorts too, cal all you marathon bunn Right, that's what
buddies do.

Speaker 14 (17:50):
FM Pittsburgh ninety six one kiss an iHeartRadio.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
Station, guarantee the humans.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Haven't heard from our guy in a little while. Ladies
and gentlemen, it's the return of our buddy. It's usually
usually out in the jiny parking lot. Oh man, geo, Yeah,
it's GEO from Cleveland. Here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show.
It's Mikey and Bob talk back. Message is brought to
us by the Pavement Group.

Speaker 7 (18:21):
Hey Mikey and Bob, this is real from Cleveland. And
first off, yeah, I know it has been a long
time since I last sent a message.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
You're good. See I'm still here.

Speaker 7 (18:30):
But anyways, Mikey, did you see the countdown on terror
Swift's website that since been removed?

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (18:36):
I noticed in the background blue cloud drawlings. We got
clouds could deceive relates something related to Toy Story five?
Is Taylor involved with Toy Story five in some way?

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Is Taylor? Is that what's happening Mike Toy Story five
in some way?

Speaker 7 (18:58):
Or could this be something here the debut Taylor's.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Version Geo, Buddy, Geo's connecting all the dots here, maybe Geo,
I don't know what's going on. Okay, I'm freaking out inside. No,
don't freak out inside Geo or outside, don't freak out.
Love the show by Okay. A happy birthday, Bob, No,
thank you Geo that it was birthday's New Year's Day. Geals,

(19:22):
bas He've been around man Taylor Swift's website had a
countdown clock on it and it had the blue background
with the white clouds. Very toy Story Pixar. Ye looking okay,
definitely out, so we're sniffing that out. This is pick
This has to.

Speaker 8 (19:37):
Be Toy Story five and Pixar, right, But it went
up and don went up and down they took it off.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
It went up, so Swift He's like, oh god, now
what's this and then it went down weird because Taylor
doesn't do things by accident. Toy Story five comes out
in theaters June nineteenth of this year. Okay, what's that mean?
That same date marks the twentieth anniversary of Taylor Swift's

(20:06):
debut single Tim McGraw, released on June nineteenth, two thousand
and six, twenty years Dude, what does it have to
do with anything? Taylor's debut album was her most country album.
And dude, Tim McGraw, Oh, Woody Cowboys a couple of cowboys. Dude,

(20:29):
Tim McGraw and Woody from Toy Story A couple of cowboys.
Why are you laughing at me? Because I was just
baiting I was baiting you with Taylor. Ask you what
does that have to do with anything you're discussed, like
it was real disgust. So I don't know, like, is
it just gonna be Taylor Swift debut whatever it was

(20:50):
coming out with Toy Story? Is she gonna be a
character in toy Story five? I could see that's what
That's what I thought when I first thought, that's what
I thought. I could see that too. And then they
put like Tim McGraw or a song from debut in
toy Story five, not like a new Taylor song, but
just but I think maybe a character in toy Story five. Well,
the Toy Story five, like the plot of it is

(21:12):
everything's digital. Yeah, So Taylor dropping an album within the movie.
Maybe it's double careful. Maybe she's gonna be in the
movie and dropping an album the movie the movie, you're
the movie settled down? Okay, why don't you settle down
over there? You're nah, you're just trying to hype me
up as all right? Can we move on to Beyonce now,

(21:33):
because Beyonce also has to be feeling some sort of
way here. And by the way, Taylor and Beyonce at
the same time teasing, no, you two need to get
together and separate, like if you're gonna drop something, because
if Taylor and Beyonce drop together, like we're on the
same time, I don't have enough ears for that. I
don't have enough eye. I don't know what to do
with that. Uh. The Beyonce things real quick. She removed

(21:58):
all the Cowboy Carter Merchant dice from her website. That's
when you know it's about to turn. People are thinking
that Act three for Beyonce. You know there's going to
be a rock album. Yesterday she posted an old interview
clip of Stevie Nicks. Right yeah, Stevie Nicks Fleetwood match

(22:20):
one of the greatest female persons of all time. Right Uh?
Post a clip of Destiny's Child with Stevie Nicks, you know,
because Edge of seventeen they covered when they did survive
her Destiny's Child. So that mean Act three rock albums coming, man,
Stevie Nickson it up and they love Stevie Nicks. I'm

(22:41):
not okay with all that. Why can't they just be
like a rock album's got I'm not good with the
clues If they're both dropping though, right, they're not going
to be at the same time. No, no, no. They
probably call each other and be like, all right, when
it'd be like July's mine, all right, then September's mine, okay,
and then they don't worry about anybody else dropping because

(23:02):
they're just massive. So Taylor Swift, Beyonce, they might have
things that are cooking, and uh, I'm not gonna be okay,
I'm not gonna be I'm not gonna be okay, Okay,
all right. A brand new song from Madonna and Sabrina
Carpenter and Bring Your Love. Will play that coming up
around eight am for New Music Friday and also your Chance.

(23:22):
We will tell you how you can win Olivia Rodrigo
tickets a Paraday in May. Our concert promotion We're just
giving away a crapload of tickets in May. Kicks off
eight am with Olivia Rodrigo. It's Mikey and Bob ninety
six one Kiss, that's Sabrina Carpenter. When did You Get Hot?
It's Mikey, It's Bob the ninety six to one Kiss
Morning Freak Show. New Music Friday. Here on ninety six

(23:44):
one Kiss in the Free iHeartRadio app we will play
the brand new Madonna Sabrina Carpenter song called Bring Your
Love coming up around eight am here onto the Kiss
Morning Free Show. Let's get to these Steelers though. Eh,
let's go to Steelers draft coming gone and everything like that. Well,
mister Rooney was on NFL network yesterday and yeah, I

(24:06):
know he's gonna be asked about Aaron Rodgers and all that,
but also he was asked about the draft, and you
know how Pittsburgh shined for the Draft, Aaron. You know
mister Rooney's ass Could Pittsburgh ever get a super Bowl
now that we showed we can pull off a major
event with with basically no hitches at all, Art Rooney said,

(24:27):
I think we certainly made a case for it. Let's
put it that way, So I would never take it
off the table. I admit it's probably a long shot,
but I think we proved that we could do it
if we were given the opportunity here in Pittsburgh. I
will keep saying that we will never have a Pittsburgh
super Bowl until the Steelers move into a dome stadium.
There's too many teams that are building dome stadiums now

(24:48):
because they know they can host these major events like
super Bowls in February, Like there's no chance. I mean,
they did it in New York before there's bet was
a fluke that was like, yeah, it was like, we
got lucked. We got lucky with fifty degree. We're not
having a super Bowl. It was because they built like
a whatever ten billion dollars stadium or whatever it was
they put up there. Now we're not getting a super

(25:09):
Bowl until the Steelers move north and build like a
two billion dollar dome. Mister Rooney like last week, say
that that only happened over his dead body or something
like that, like a dome stadium. Yeah, he did, Like, yeah,
so I guess we aren't gonna have a super Bowl. Well,
I mean not what here. I don't know how. I

(25:32):
don't know how anybody else in the Rooney family feels
about it. But Art Rooney was asked, of course, yesterday
about about Aaron Rodgers. But listen, I know everybody's sick
of Aaron about Aaron Rodgers. So in between these Aaron
Rodgers things, I will play you a very quick five
second clip of mister Rooney rapping. This is from over

(25:52):
a decade ago. I don't even remember what it was for. Okay,
but here's mister Rooney Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
We've been a contact with Aaron on a regular basis.
You know, he's been keeping us up to date on
his plans. And you know, even though I thought it
probably would would have been concluded by now, I think
we will come to a conclusion here in the next
few weeks.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Okay, now here's mister Rooney rapping for you.

Speaker 10 (26:14):
All came together to promote respect, dignity, the team work.
Got the box.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Checked, mister Rooney with bars Man. Here's mister Rooney. You
know they put that weird tag on Aaron Rodgers so
you could get like a free draft pick. You can
go somewhere else to follow up question, right, like, oh,
if you're talking to him, then why'd you put the tag?

Speaker 8 (26:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (26:33):
Yeah, The main thing that the tender gives us is
a potential for a compick. You know, if Aaron would
choose to go to another team, we don't expect that.
But by the same token, yeah, you never know.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
And uh, we don't expect that. But also we told
everybody this wasn't going to take as long as last
off season. We don't expect it. But then again, he's
also he's also holding the franchise hostage. Once again, I
see it, right, We all.

Speaker 10 (27:02):
Came together to promote respect off dignity. Team Work got
the box checked.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
All right, here's more mister Rooney talking about the tag
they put on Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 5 (27:11):
It's just something that, you know, we had an opportunity
to protect if needed. The deadline was Monday, so if
we were going to do it, we had to pull
the trigger on Monday. We alerted Aaron and his representative
that we were going to do it, and so, uh,
not a real big deal, but but you know, just
something that uh if you know, in the unlikely event

(27:32):
that he goes somewhere else, uh we do we are
eligible for a compic in that situation.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Hey dude, Steelers super Bowl, right like Pittsburgh Super Bowl
and wrapping Rooney at halftime. Pomp and Up.

Speaker 10 (27:44):
Came together to promote respect dignity. Team Works got the
box check Man.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Top up with Brett Michaels and Wisan. No, dude, I
have no clue they should have passed the mind. Could
you imagine that whiz Khalifa, Brett Michael's NFL draft, The
city's on fire, it's hians cill and then all of
a sudden, we oh it.

Speaker 10 (28:06):
Came together to promote respect dignity. Team works, got the
bucks check.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Fire bets great fire Beans. Didn't know unless you've been
listening to the show for a long time that mister
Rooney had bars. But there you go. Uh. I can't
believe Aaron Rodgers doing this again to the team and
they act like they got this under control. They have
no idea what this guy's doing. Pittsburgh Marathon weekend is

(28:35):
upon us. Weather ain't gonna be great. I think Sunday
when it starts, it's supposed to be in the in
the mid thirties. It's Mikey and Bob the ninety six
to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Let's get to this
talkback message brought to us by the Pavement Group and
Mikey and Bob Dook formerly in DC. Mikey, Yeah, it's.

Speaker 14 (28:50):
Time, man, you gotta stop putting it off. We know
you've been working hard. You know you've been training ever
since COVID when you said you were gonna start training.
I know you haven't talked about but we know you've
been doing it and you've been putting in the work,
and I think it's finally time to reveal it this weekend.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Down Tom, We'll see.

Speaker 14 (29:11):
You at the marathon.

Speaker 15 (29:12):
Man.

Speaker 14 (29:12):
Time to get running.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Yeah, no, I'm not running a marathon this weekend. I'm
not running erathon. I can tell you right now. I
believe there was a time ing COVID. You told me, No,
I told you I was gonna run the COVID man.
I was just gonna run on my treadmill to prove,
to prove to everybody that I could physically run a
marathon if I wanted to. Have you been training? No,
not at all. Actually I've gotten fatter since that, so

(29:34):
I have no chance of running a marathon. I'm serious.
If I ran the Pittsburgh Marathon, I'd die before the
fifth mile. I'm serious. I die. I just die. I
heard attacking diers for your safety. It's a safety Doug.
We can't can't do it. It's a safety thing. Now
put out a couple pounds. Can't can't do it, Hance
This weekend, there's always people getting naked, getting arrested, making

(29:56):
the news and making our show. It's time for naked story.
Oh yeah, it's time for another naked story.

Speaker 8 (30:07):
On the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freaks Out with
Mikey and Big Bab.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
A man has been uh has been arrested. After dancing
naked at an Aldi. Oh not all these, this is
down naked at all these Yeah. This is in Missouri.
Forty one year old man has been charged with a
misdemeanor after he allegedly danced while he was naked in
an all the doorway. Police were called to the all
the location he was dancing in the doorway. Was dancing?

Speaker 5 (30:35):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (30:35):
I mean, you know, you get excited, you go to Aldi. Yeah,
you got the quarner in the shopping cart and we'll
buggy there, right. Just maybe that's what it was. Man.
Maybe he was trying to earn that Maybe he didn't
have a quarter on him. He was trying to earn
that quarter and wow, I didn't even think about that
throw your quarters.

Speaker 8 (30:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Maybe he was just looking for a quarter and thought, well,
this quarter is not going to earn itself when I mean, listen,
I never have change on me. If I need to
put a court order in the all the shopping car, yeah,
I don't have a quarter. Like I have to mentally
prepare to get the quarter. I have to find the
quarter somewhere in my house, then take the corner to

(31:13):
all the You're right, this.

Speaker 8 (31:14):
Guy did have a quarter. This is part of his process.
He's got a full shopping list. Gotta show skin what's
he gonna do. I had to have been somebody who
walked by his like quarterboss, all right, show me some moves.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
You know you're right? Maybe this was all just to
get the shopping cart quarter. He then started dancing naked
outside of the store though, man, and then he went
back no takers inside. That's why he had I had
to go up. She's gon to work the parking lot.
He had to take it to the streets Dance quarter. Again,
this is a guy that's dancing naked in an aldi store.

(31:46):
We're thinking it might be for the shopping cart quarter.
But so he starts dancing naked outside the all the
then he comes back inside the all the man just
dancing naked. Video showed him just pulling up to the
of the store, taking his clothes off and starting to dance.
Yeah he is now And what do you think? What
do you think happens when you get arrested for dance

(32:07):
and naked and all the He's now banned from all
the all the locations. Man, that's it Fan Nature, WI
and wide band. So if you're thinking about dance and
naked and all these don't do it. You're gonna get
the band. It's a naked person making the show once again.
All right. Coming up around eight am, we will play
the brand new Madonald Sabrina Carpenter song called Bring Your Love.

(32:29):
It's new music Friday here on ninety six one kiss.
And also we will tell you how you can win
those Olivia Rodrigo tickets as the month of May. Every
day in May we're giving away a pair of tickets
to some of the biggest concerts coming to the city.
Your chance at Olivia Rodrigo. Coming up around eight am.
It's Mikey and Bob. Hey, thank you for listening to
our Mikey and Bob podcast. Now, whatever you're listening on,

(32:53):
we appreciate it. Thank you. But if you're listening on
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microphone send us a message. You can send us a
message about previous shows, the latest show, something you want
us to cover on the show. Let us know where
you're listening from. Two Oh yeah, that's fun too, right,
people of random places. Yeah, hit that little talkback microphone

(33:18):
and you can send us a message and maybe you'll
make the show New Music Friday here on ninety six
to one Kiss in the Free iHeartRadio app we will
play the brand new song from Madonna in Sabrina Carpenter
called Bring Your Love coming up in just a minute
here on the Kiss Morning Free Show. It's Mikey and Bob. Also,
we will officially kick off since it's May first, today

(33:40):
our ninety six to one Kiss Paraday in May contest.
Every day in May around eight am, we tell you
what ticket you can win that day, so we'll do
that coming up next. Have your chance to try to
win some Olivia Rodrigo tickets. Right now, let's get to
this talkback message brought to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 16 (33:59):
Hey, guys, Childrem Butler, I was telling you guys talk
about made the Fourth and this will be my puppies
first the fourth.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Yeah, May the fourth Star Wars Days coming up on Monday.

Speaker 16 (34:09):
We did name him obi obi At My fiance is
a big Star Wars fan, so they call him obi
Obi wan Obi Wan kan Obadiah mister Pitt's professor beans
you name it. But have you made the fourth and
try to avoid all those vaders out there?

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Yeah, May the Fourth is coming up. On Monday. So
I can't avoid those vaders street Vaders. You got, you
gotta avoid the vaders, Invaders in their life. Yeah, you
gotta avoid the vaders.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Man.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Yeah. I'm a huge Star Wars fan, not a Darth
Vader fan. And when people are just like, why Darth
Vader's awesome? Like murders kids, though, people don't go that
deep into Star Wars. If you got to avoid the Vaders,
then if.

Speaker 8 (34:51):
You're a Star Wars surface fan, yeah, maybe you don't
know or sits in there kid, Skywalker killing.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
That didn'ts that did not cross my path? All right, well,
oh my Star Wars knowledge, Okay, just informing everybody, Okay,
and stop showing me the Star Wars lego set. What
are you gonna do? You're not gonna get in on this.
I just got no listen. I got. I was targeted
and I saw it just open up this morning, dude,
all the Star Wars legos. I can't drop. I can't

(35:18):
do it. I can't do it. You sure, No? I
have one F one car, one F I can't size though.
Quit trying to old Mandalorian helmet with the display. I
said it on the dark Path. I don't want to
go down man C three p o. No, I can't
do it for the desk. I'm fighting it. I'm not
gonna Star Wars, not gonna be adult Lego guy Roll.

(35:43):
They got Grogs, they got GroE Hey, they got Greggs. Dude,
how much is a grogod Lego set? Everything? I mean,
they're I'm not saying everything, because there's stuff that is
just ridiculously priced. But these, like Death's desk size ones
are under one hundred bucks. Ah cool, except for the
three oh yeah, that's forty. They do shiny pieces for that.

(36:04):
So I can't wait for Monday, though, because one of
my all time favorite power rankings, even though it's me
that's doing it, is me making Star Wars noises hot.
But we we gotta do that Monday. That's one of
my all time favorite power rankings. We'll do that on
Monday now. Olivia Rodrigo, It's a lot going on for

(36:25):
Olivia Rodrigo. She is hosting Saturday Night Live. She is
the musical guest on Saturday Night Live this weekend. She's
also doing her her big tour. She's coming to PPG
Paints Arena into September with special guests wolf Alice. Yeah,
the twenty ninth and the thirtieth, also twenty dollars tickets
will be available. She did this on her last tour too,

(36:47):
and we didn't get her here for the last tour
of though, right, Yeah, so we get two dates this
time and there's a limited number of twenty dollars tickets
that she sort of keeps away for her fans. Don't
have the date on when are gonna be released at all,
but it's pretty cool, you know, with all the Ticketmaster
and Live Nation stuff, all these artists are trying to
have affordable tickets for their fans. So, uh, there will

(37:09):
be some twenty dollars Olivia Rodrigo tickets available at a
at a later date, but she is going on tour
and uh, we are going to give away Olivia Rodrigo
tickets today here on the station, Bob. We're doing this
para Day in May contest. Ye, every day in May,
giving away a different pair of tickets. Find out what
tickets you can win. Around eight am, it's Olivia Rodrigo today.

(37:33):
We even got a sounder thing for you. Got a
sound sound thing, dude, hate the sound things.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Here a day and mess.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Bike you, Bob. It is the ninety six to one
Kiss Morning Freak Show. You chance to win one thousand
dollars coming up this morning around nine ten. Let's get
to this talkback message brought to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 6 (37:52):
Yeah, mikey have a large march from Cannonsburg.

Speaker 8 (37:55):
Here whoa hold on listen If you ever send us
a message again.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
I want you are large march from Cannonsburg. We've been
waiting for a large march from Cannonsburg.

Speaker 8 (38:05):
Now that we got one, I don't ever want to
lose you your large march with Cannonsburg.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Oh my gosh, you are killing me with the Rooney rap.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Earlier we were talking about mister Rooney of course, you
know running the Steelers, and years and years ago he did.
He was part of this rap. I think it was
for like an epilepsy foundation or something with some charity time.
He dropped a couple bars and we have not been
okay since.

Speaker 10 (38:29):
We all came together to promote respect, all dignity. The
team works.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Got the bucks check all right, Large large marches vibing
with Rooney.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
Love it, love it you guys like you made my day.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Absolutely love you guys, you're the absolute best. No, I
actually thank you Large March. I think Large March from
Cannonsburg you're the best. We've been talking about the Pittsburgh Marathon,
obviously a big event this weekend. Weather ain't supposed to
be too great for it's supposed to be cold. But
Bob mentioned earlier in the show that one of our
friends who leaves messages all the time, Like I say friends,

(39:05):
like most of listeners of our show are are friends
of ours. I think almost every friend we have we've
known Steve oh yeah, well before Yeah, he was leaving
us messages through talkbacks long long time we've listened. He's
listened to our show for a long time. We've met
him multiple times. We know Steve pretty well. Steven the
Burg right, Yeah, he's the guy who connected the Pat

(39:26):
McAfee show with Kennywood and they had the Kennywood Day Steve. Yeah,
he's Kennywood guy too. Steven the Berg is a runner.
He's gonna be at the Pittsburgh Marathon. I did not
know about this, but there's like a website or an
app called RunWith rally dot com where you can leave
it's almost like talkback messages on our station. You can
leave a message for a half marathon or a marathon runner,

(39:47):
and then when they hit a certain mile market, the
triggers it and just plays it through their headphones. You'll
get a message just awesome. So we started thinking like,
if we have any marathon runners out there that are
gonna be doing this, send us your link and record
you a message. So half marathon here, Bob, Dawn, just
send us a message on yeah, don send us a
message that just says, please send me a message to

(40:10):
keep me motivated. Love this idea. All right, So she's
got thirteen spots, she's doing the half marathon. What mile
marker do you think she's gonna need us? Nine? Eight
or nine? Alright? Nine? All right, so let me go here.
You ready to record a message here from down? Yes? Hey,
don MYI gone. It's your friends Mikey and Bob. And

(40:31):
guess what, go don go, yeah, go don go go
don go. Don listen. You're almost there, you're more than
halfway there, and this sucks right now, but look.

Speaker 8 (40:45):
Around you down, you're doing it. You made it this far.
You might as well just keep pushing it going.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
But look around, don Look how beautiful the city looks well,
the weather ain't great. By look, this is Pittsburgh. You're
running the.

Speaker 8 (40:58):
Pittsburgh half marathon right now and you're almost there. Done,
Keep pushing, keep going.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
You got this. Me and Bob wouldn't have even made.

Speaker 8 (41:06):
It one mile, so you're like eight times farther than
we ever won.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
We believe in you done. Finny shit out, You got
this done. All love from your oddly shaped buddies, Mikey
and Bob. You got this done. I think it worked.
Ou that's fun. I know what mile eight or nine there? Yeah,
whatever it was. Yeah, mile eight, don's gonna get that
just in the middle. What if she's not even listening

(41:31):
to the show and has no clue that we recorded
a message and then mile eight it's just here we are,
we pop on all right? Yeah? I like this if
you know what we're doing, if you're a runner, I mean,
we're not gonna do this like all show or anything.
We'll probably do a lot of it off the air.

Speaker 8 (41:44):
But if you need a Mikey and Bob message for
the marathon, us, send us a message and we'll we'll
get it done for you.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
We'll try to get through as money as we can
all right, your chance to win one thousand dollars coming
up stick around nine to ten for that. It's Mikey
and Bob. That's Pink Panthers and Zar Larson Stateside. It's
Mikey and Bob The Kiss Morning Free Show a pair
a day in May that is officially started here on
the station because it's May first, giving away a pair

(42:12):
of tickets some of the biggest shows that are coming
to Pittsburgh, you know, like this spring, this summer, this fall. Yep. Today,
it's Olivia Rodrigo tickets. Just announced this week on the show.
We have your chance to win Olivia Rodrigo tickets. Just
send us a talkback message through the free iHeartRadio app
for your chance to win.

Speaker 12 (42:29):
I'm my name is Olivia and I'm from Freedom, PA
and I would really, really really like to go see
the Olivia Rodrigo concert because she's been my top Spotify
artist for the past two years, damn and it honestly
would be the best sixteenth birthday present ever.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
Have a great rest of your day.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
That's how you Emma, it's daddy, Dad. You might win
Olivia Rodrigo tickets right now, you know. And sixteen and
her name's Olivia. Pretty good, right, connect to all the dots.
That seems like it's meant to be. But we'll see
you can editor for Olivia Rodrigo tickets today and tomorrow
it'll be another pair of tickets to another concert. Eight
am is your time that you need to listen every

(43:06):
day in May as we're just giving away a lot
of tickets. Happened to the Pirates yesterday. Man thought Paul
Skeins was supposed to stop the bleeding, right, didn't really happen.
Poop their pants? Oh, man, Pirates lose ten to five
at home. That's five straight losses for the Pirates. Paul
Skens gave up five runs, Bullpen gave up five more. Hey, Pirates,
as I look around at the city, we kind of

(43:27):
we need you. We need you now, we need we
need you, we need you right now.

Speaker 17 (43:31):
Do this.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
The Reds are coming to town now. Mitch Keller pitching
tonight for the for the Pirates. And then let's get
to this. Uh, let's get to this clip from Cam
Hayward's podcast, Dude, it's so funny this, you know. Over
the NFL Draft weekend, Cam Hayward had a lot of
guests on his podcast. This one is just like the
super Bowl forty dudes. Yeah, like when they won in Detroit.

(43:53):
You got Brett Keesl up on stage, you got Casey
Hampton up on stage, you got Joey Porter up on
stage with Cam and they're talking about when they were
at at camp, right, Bret Keithl he was the feeder.

Speaker 8 (44:08):
Uh yeah, he used to sneak and chicken wings for
Casey Hampton.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Casey Hampton, Casey Hampton's a big boy. Casey Hampton used
to start camp on his own field because he had
to drop weight before they even let him play with
the other i mean the rest of the team. The
Casey Hampton training camp lore of him being too happy
to practice half the time and just having his own
memorial field out there. It's amazing, right, yeah, it's amazing.
Then you hear a story like this that Keithel was

(44:35):
his feeder the entire time he smuggling in chicken wings
to This is from Cam Hayward's Not Just Football podcast.
You should take a night camp pleasure. We should take
a pleasure ride, like right, So just imagine just leaving
camp because I'm always okay, Yeah, Casey Hampton always used
to come into camp, and he'd be on a diet

(44:55):
because they put him on the pump field, like physically
unable to perform, and he would just be running laps
around that Bobby just yeah, I just try to get
in shape. He's gonna my food.

Speaker 18 (45:06):
That's where I got all the flats.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
The food to me, and then we take a ride
so he can just eat. Yeah, that's what you eat.
And he would tell me. He'd be like keys all right,
because this is when I was younger.

Speaker 18 (45:22):
He'd be like, I need you to go to Dino's
and give me twenty four all flats.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Okay. Now Casey Hampton is sending Brett Keesl to Dinos
to get him chicken wings because the coaches obviously don't
want him eating two thousand chicken wings from Dinos that camp.

Speaker 18 (45:36):
He could put a wing in his mouth and then
two seconds, like a couple of swirls with his tongue,
a couple of jaw muscle. That's crazy, and pull it
out and then his bone there's.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
No cartlet what are you doing? What are you doing?
All right? Hold on, Joey porter that and just goes,
what do you do with this tongue? Come on? Come on,
are you gonna You're gonna let him up? I've never
seen anything like that. I know because I was a

(46:07):
wing man oh Man Bray Casey was Casey Hampton's wing
man and Leeeler's training camp. I love hearing stories about that,
you know, like I I love the fact that these
stories make it on the podcast now and aren't just
stories that they tell, you know, when they they get
together for a game or two. I'm glad we get
to hear these stories. But I no, social media wasn't
huge back then. But can you imagine those guys filming

(46:30):
their adventures and going to pick up wings of Dinos?
Is like Casey Hampton hammered wings in the car and
then sneaking back into the doors wing sauce on his
mouth like Dicklam waiting for me. Like Casey, you get wings.
Get Kire talking about just a great clip man. Cam
Hayward's setting himself up for whatever he retires. He's already

(46:51):
got his own media thing going. He does a great job.
Pittsburgh Marathon weekend, we have discovered we can leave messages
for runners in the marathon through this website. So if
you are running in the marathon, and you would like
Me and Bob will leave you a personalized message, you know,

(47:13):
maybe at like mile mark or ten or something that
will play, you know in your headphones your AirPods. Send
us a message, you know if if you have the
site you know we're talking about, send us a message.
We'll do as many as we can. Let's get to
this message though, I'm Bob. I forget the marathon.

Speaker 19 (47:29):
I want to run through a door right now.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Forget the marathon. She's ready to run through a door.

Speaker 7 (47:33):
That message was powerful.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Pipe Yeah, thank you. Can I have that message for
my everyday waking up time, have a good day book.
She wants the Mikey and Bob alarm clock. Right yeah.
So if you're running in the marathon, you know what
we're talking about with that website, just send us a
link and we'll try to leave you a message, so
we pop up, you know away as you're running the marathon. Also,

(47:58):
it is May first today, which kick off our Para
Day in May promotion here on ninety six to one
kiss giving you tickets every day in May. We announced
around eight am what tickets were given away today. It's
Olivia Rodrigo tickets.

Speaker 9 (48:11):
I'm Mike and Bob. This is Helene. I'm a listener.
I never used this podcast before. My granddaughter is in
love with Olivia and I just found out today from
my daughter that she was getting tickets. It would be
nice to win some. I can go with them. Yeah,
I don't know how this works. I don't know how
you would contact me.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Now you got it? No, you're good. I don't know. Yeah, no,
you got it. You got it. You set us talk back.
You know, if you're randomly selected, we'll get in touch
with you the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
Yeah, good morning, c P three to zero and R
two D two solid.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
This is Amanda.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
I'm from Mars, PA, and I'm calling for those Olivia
Rodrigo tickets. I'd like to take my daughter. She's been
a fan ever since Olivia was back with Taylor and
we love listeners honestly other and she loves her songs
enough that she has danced to some of her songs
as solos.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
So that would be great.

Speaker 20 (49:07):
Thanks for a great day.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Same with Bob. Yeah, just a couple solos Bob loves
I'm telling you, Bob, I one time. This is not
on the internet. This is private show, Okay, I one
time saw this guy ribbon dance to Olivia Rodrigo driver's license.
It was part of an art installation underground. You're doing

(49:32):
underground art shows. I'm not allowed to talk about them either.
Let's get the one more. My name is Dominic.

Speaker 16 (49:39):
I was gonna try and take my daughter to the
Olivia Rigo concert.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
She is eight. Yeah, and I made a little song
for you, oh boy, and I know why you were perfect.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
But any bstic it's nice, lucky big barberswell screamery, what
thank you?

Speaker 1 (50:03):
The things we do for our kids, huh, things we
do for our kids. That's the dad willing to lay
it all out. Yeah, keep sending your talkback messages. Today
your chance at Olivia Rodrigo tickets coming up around nine
to ten. We'll have your chance to win one thousand dollars.
It's Mikey and Bob Cats. I'm Mikey and Bob cast.
I would get naked for jelly donut, Okay, So if

(50:24):
I go get you a jelly donut right now, you're
just gonna get naked in the studio. So you're just
taking like what donut's worth getting naked for jelly donut?
No way like jelly donut. No, no one donut is
worth getting naked over a dozen donuts. I'll show you
a little peak for a dozen.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Stream the Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeart Radio or
wherever you get your podcast.

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Hey, we appreciate you listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast.
But it's not just listening to the show. It's seeing
clips of the show, seeing pictures of us in our
daily lives, be our friends, seeing pictures of my cats.
That's right, We're on Instagram, of course. You can follow
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(51:10):
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(51:32):
minutes on a Kiss Morning Freak Show, it is Mikey
and Bob.

Speaker 21 (51:34):
Hello, Oh, wonderful, how are you today?

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Good? Yeah, it's Friday. I'm feeling nice. How are you?

Speaker 21 (51:40):
Oh I'm feeling great too. Hey, I have a request.
Can you take a request?

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Is it a song request?

Speaker 2 (51:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Uh, well, song requests. See the way our show sort
of works is all the songs are already picked out
for us when we come on in the morning, and
it's like it's all loaded in the computer. So maybe
it's one we can sneak in here, Mike, Yeah, what
song is?

Speaker 21 (52:00):
Well, it's for a little girl that's turning four this
morning and she is getting to ride to daycare at
age fifty and she loves Pink Pony Club.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Oh wow, what if me and Bob just sing a
little bit of it? Would that work for her? Do
you think on her birthday?

Speaker 22 (52:23):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
I would say no. What's her names?

Speaker 21 (52:28):
Her name is Kayley?

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Well, happy birthday, Kaylee. We appreciate you calling for and
listening to the show. Okay, okay, thank you, all right,
bye bye? Four years old Kayley? Remember when that this
might have been a four year old too that sang
Pink Pony Club for us like this, all right, this
is for you, Cayley, Happy birthday.

Speaker 17 (52:49):
Oh you.

Speaker 11 (52:52):
Can't put it cool?

Speaker 23 (52:54):
And it's at the bloobun he put up. I let
me keep buddy that the big Bundy Club. I let
me keep Buddy bucking Less, Bunny.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Wood Less, puny wo. I love that man. I don't
even remember who that was. That was a couple of
years back when Pink Pony Club was like big. That
kid singing Pink Pony Club to us is just the best.

Speaker 8 (53:24):
Hey, Happy fourth birthday, Kaylee at fun at daycare today?

Speaker 1 (53:28):
All right, coming up, that's your chance to win one
thousand dollars. Also, we'll do why the hell is this
trending with Britney Spears, Taylor Swift and Beyonce. It's Mikey Mom,
got a chance for you to win one thousand dollars.
Try to pay your bills. We'll give you the nationwide
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Kiss dot Com coming up next. Right now, let's get
today something together.

Speaker 8 (53:49):
Right now, it's time to find that why hell is
this sitting with Mikey and bad.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
You remember when Britney got pulled over back in March
for driving fast and erradically California. She's now been charged
with driving under the influence of alcohol and drugs. It
does not specify what kind of alcohol or drugs she's
accused of having used, but she voluntarily checked herself into

(54:17):
a facility like a rehab facility, just over a month
after the arrest. But her arraignment is now set for Monday,
but she doesn't have to go to court because it's
a misdemeanor charge. But yeah, she's officially being charged now
with driving under the influence of alcohol and drugs. Now, Swifties,
you probably already know because as a fan base, we're

(54:37):
on top of anything Taylor does. But yesterday things started
happening on Taylor's website.

Speaker 8 (54:44):
Yeah, there was a light blue background with the white clouds.
Very Toy story ish, right, Pixar has Toy Story five coming.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Out on June nineteenth. So there's this countdown of Taylor
Swift's website for a little while yesterday, and then they
pulled the the countdown down. I mean it had to
be on purpose, right, Like Taylor left it up long
enough for people to notice and then probably made it
disappear so people freaked out. Yeah, see, I think they
do that stuff on purpose. So like Swifties go, like,
where'd the countdown go? Maybe it was put up and

(55:16):
maybe that wasn't so waybe it wasn't supposed to be there, right,
just adds to the mystery of it. But a lot
of people are connecting the dots. Toy Story kind of
like background that comes out June nineteenth, twenty twenty six.
That's the same date that marks the twentieth anniversary of
Taylor Swift's debut single, Tim McGraw. Tim McGraw was released
on June nineteenth, two thousand and six. Toy Story five

(55:38):
comes out June nineteenth, twenty twenty six, twenty year anniversary.
There's Toy Story looking clods on Taylor's website yesterday with
a countdown what's happening here? Are we getting Taylor in
Toy Story five? Is she gonna voice of character? Is
there is Tim McGraw gonna be on the Toy Story
five soundtrack? I don't know, could be all of it,

(55:59):
could be average that you dreamed of. And then Beyonce,
by the way, I cannot handle these two at the
same time. Taylor Swift and Beyonce have to get on
different album release schedules, because not only do I need
one of them to just release on their own, I
need like two months to spend with just that album.
Is it possible that Taylor put hers up saw Beyonce

(56:19):
was doing something goes off crap, we can't at the
same time, maybe maybe Beyonce didn't have a Cowtown clock though,
but Beyonce has, you know, removed all of the merchandise
from her Cowboy Carter face from the website, so the
Cowboy Carter aer is on here. I can't even buy
the March Forward on the website. And then she posted

(56:40):
a video This is Beyonce yesterday of Destiny's Child with
Stevie Nicks. Stevie Nicks of course, Fleetwood Mac. Destiny's Child
covered Edge of seventeen Fleetwood Mac Stevie Nicks for Destiny's
Child Survivor, one of their biggest songs of all time.
So people are starting to connection now. And there's been

(57:01):
rumors that the third phase of the Beyonce albums is
gonna be a rock album, you know, because Cowboy Carter
was country. We had the dance album, country album, and
then I think we're getting the rock album next. Is
that a teaser there her posting Destiny's Child with Stevie Nicks.
Maybe Stevie Nicks and Beyonce on rock album, Dude, Beyonce

(57:22):
like a soulful like rock album. O Man where she's
just belting it out. Yeah, like some like some Michael
Jackson like dirty Diana type. Yeah you know yeah yeah,
like the heart wat hair everywhere. I want all the
wind machines, and I want Beyonce's hair all over the place, dude,

(57:42):
rock and roll, wind machines, fog machines, all of it, lasers,
Bret Michaels from Butler Pa, everything, everything rock. So there
might be a toy story, Taylor connection, Britney Spears, got
charged with you know, d u I and Beyonce might
have a rock album coming. Now here's your chance to

(58:03):
win one thousand dollars. Good luck, you're real Kiss. It's
Claudie out today. Hi's just in the mid fifties. Got
some scattered showers come through the area. It's Mikey about
the Kiss Morning freak Show. Weather ain't gonna be great
this weekend for the Pittsburgh Marathon either. Sunday seven am

(58:27):
is when the the marathon officially kicks off, and temperatures
are about the mid thirties on Sunday on seven am.
I saw some of the road closer start today, so yeah,
you're gonna see it everywhere, Like the marathon is a
huge deal. Yeah. Now we have figured out here that
through the Pittsburgh Marathon there's something called RunWith rally dot

(58:49):
com where if you've signed up for the marathon, the
full or half marathon, just random people that you know,
friends or family with the link can leave you an
inspirational message that will play during your run. This is
incredible by the marathon to do this right. There's some
technology here really similar to how people send us talkback messages. Yes,

(59:09):
so you can send inspirational messages to people that are
running the marathon. We we already recorded a message for
one of our listeners. We've gotten a lot of requests
since then. Again, you could just send us your marathon stuff.
We'll record a message for one of the miles for you.
But before we get to that, let's get to this
talkback message brought to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
In regards to when someone needs to hear this message.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Yeah, well, what's the point on a full or half
marathon to where somebody really needs us, They need Mike
and Bob to help them. You know, what's what's that mile?

Speaker 4 (59:41):
And this is just based on my experience from last year.
It's got to be around mile nine or ten. Yeah,
as soon as you're getting into south Side and you
know the Birmingham Bridge is coming up, which is an
absolute soul crusher. But shout out to the girl who
always has a turner's tea table. I hope you're there
this year. I'll be looking for you.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Man, get that interfuel s to the turners girl, Birmingham Bridge.
You run the marathon so much, you know where the
turners is there at the Birmingham Bridge. I love it.

Speaker 8 (01:00:06):
All right, it's hold on. Now we have Stephanie up here. Now,
Stephanie's running in the half marathon, so let's.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Go to mile nine. You have nine open, she has
mile nine open, so let's record a message for her again.
This will trigger as soon as she hits mile nine. Yes,
and so hear us, Stephanie.

Speaker 8 (01:00:22):
M is gonna get this message here that we record
for mile nine.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
All right, let me get this here, Stephanie.

Speaker 8 (01:00:28):
Stephanie, it's you're oddly shaped, weird Pittsburgh Uncles Mikey and
Bob run, Stephanie run, look at you go.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Hey, guess what, Stephanie. It's about to suck right now.
All right, congrats on that.

Speaker 8 (01:00:42):
Yeah, mile nine Yeah, you're doing good so much, but
you know that hell's coming up south side Birmingham Bridge.
But just look out because there's somebody with a table
of Turner's probably coming up soon.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Look for turner. Stephanie. Hey, instep Turner's fuel. Y up, Stephanie,
listen bee strong, you got this? Let's go? Are you
halfway there? I mean, you're doing good right.

Speaker 8 (01:01:03):
Now, let's go, Stephanie.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
He got Let's go, Stephanie. Yeah, get let's go, Stephanie.
Like I should be clapping for let's go, Stephanie, but
I'm holding the phone recording your message, so I couldn't clap,
so I just did a weird noise like, man, hey.

Speaker 8 (01:01:20):
You got this, Stephanie. Mile nine, keep pushing.

Speaker 17 (01:01:23):
You got this?

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Wow, dude, we nailed it. Did you only get one
minute to record it? One?

Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
One minute?

Speaker 17 (01:01:31):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Perfect? Off there we go. All right, Stephanie, you now
have a message from.

Speaker 8 (01:01:35):
Mikey bop to uh mile nine is gonna hit.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
That's awesome. Hopefully that helps you finish the marathon. I
feel like we're doing a public service here. Yeah, this
is fun. We should be sponsored by the marathon next
year and we can just do this for weeks on
the show. Just record people's inspirational message. All right, Coming
up next on the show, there's always weird things happening
down in the state of Florida. Sometimes weird Florida stories
have to do with feces. Sometimes a lot of times

(01:02:04):
we will get into today's weird Florida story. Next, here
is Midnight sun Zara Larson. It's Mikey Bob a Paara
Day in May. It starts today May first. We're giving
away a pair of tickets every day in May to
some of the biggest shows that are coming to Pittsburgh.
Today it's Olivia Rodrigo playing two shows at the Arena

(01:02:24):
at the end of September. All you gotta do is
get on the free iHeartRadio apps stream ninety six one
kiss send us a talkback message. Why do you want
to go see Olivia? Good morning, Mikey and Big Bob.

Speaker 22 (01:02:35):
This is Melissa Sevan from Laurer Borough.

Speaker 16 (01:02:38):
I am calling about the Olivia Rodrigo tickets.

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
My daughter just turned fifteen. She has never been to
a concert. Wow, this would be an incredible first time
concert for her.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Yeah, thank you, awesome, you're qualified. That would be a
good first concert. What was your first concert? Boys, de
men oh Man, sweet and smooth? Yeah yeah, I was
Michael Jackson. I think I peaked. Maybe greatest concert you
ever saw though. Taylor Swift Right, Taylor Swift Air's Door,
Taylor Live. Yeah, yeah, all right. There's always weird things

(01:03:14):
happening down in the state of Florida. It is time
for another Florida story. Here contention all the swifts of
a fleet show. It's time to trouble to the sun
time stage. Yes, it happened again. It's another Florida story.
Down to Florida we go. For nearly a week.

Speaker 11 (01:03:32):
People who live here in the Spring Oaks neighborhood say
several homeowners have discovered what appears to be human feces
all in their yards and mailboxes.

Speaker 8 (01:03:40):
In their yards and in their mailboxes special delivery.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
It's faces.

Speaker 11 (01:03:46):
Fifty year old Alexis Webber arrested for criminal mischief.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Fifty years old. They already caught thee. They already caught
the Florida pooper. Fifty year old.

Speaker 11 (01:03:55):
Lady accused of spreading her feces on her neighbor's vehicle,
Youvet Gomez, says her family called Altamont Springs police last Thursday,
after they discovered what appeared to be human feces spread
along the driver's side of their vehicle.

Speaker 17 (01:04:08):
Oh no, my husband texes me and tells me that
his work van is full of feces.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
That's an interesting call the gate. Hey, honey, you're not
going to believe this.

Speaker 17 (01:04:18):
I was like, what do you mean, Like, he's like, yeah,
there is poop on my van.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
There's poop on my van. Poop on my van, And
I just couldn't believe it. Well, it's Florida, though, I mean,
if there's one state where this is sort of a
daily thing where it's like, yeah, it's Florida.

Speaker 11 (01:04:33):
Go miss, says she gave investigator surveillance video.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
Yeah again, there's a pooper that was on the loose
in a Florida neighborhood.

Speaker 11 (01:04:40):
Showing someone who matches Webber's description stopping near the vehicle.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, we got her.

Speaker 11 (01:04:45):
And adding she's seen Webber several times while she exercises
through the neighborhoods.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Okay, she's like a neighborhood lady working out. Yeah, so
she's like running around or something. Maybe she takes like
some pre workout that just goes right through her system
and then she just explodes on neigh lawns and mailboxes.
And you've heard it. Hey, you've heard of CrossFit working
out before. You're not gonna.

Speaker 8 (01:05:06):
Believe they don't say it. You're not gonna believe what
they're doing in Florida right now.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
You ever you know CrossFit, but Florida CrossFit, it goes
by a different name. CrossFit cross starts with an ass
we'll lose our job if we say it. It's a
totally different workout down in Florida.

Speaker 17 (01:05:28):
When I look back through my cameras, guess.

Speaker 11 (01:05:30):
What thinking and people who live here in the Spring
Oaks neighborhood say that wasn't the only.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Incidse Oh geez, no, people again, this is a neighborhood
down in Florida where somebody found you know, somebody's terrorizing
the neighborhood with feces.

Speaker 11 (01:05:43):
In fact, the homeowners here say Saturday morning, they came
outside to their food pantry when they saw what appeared
to be human feces spread all along the bottom.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
Okay, hold on, now, this neighborhood has this big cabinet
that is a neighborhood food pantry. What a great thing.
I mean, part of the Florida Across Blank workout program.
Though instead of like burpies, they just call him poopies.
So like maybe she was just out there doing early
morning poopies andies. No, it's poopies. A lot of squat. Yes,

(01:06:14):
it's a squat lot of the only thing you do
for Florida burpies. What you are called Florida Florida poopies
poopies is it's it's just squatting over and over again
until the neighbors get mad at you. So then they
noticed that the neighborhood food pantry no, also has human
smears across it. So let's talk to some kids in

(01:06:36):
the neighborhood about it. Saturday morning, you come walk outside
and what do you see?

Speaker 23 (01:06:41):
Crap over like little crop all over the food pantry.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Did you have to talk to the kids?

Speaker 8 (01:06:47):
You gotta talk to the kids, man, and start describe
me as raw as possible.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
That's right, crap over like little crop all over the
food pantries. Again, fifty year old woman who is just
crapping all over the neighborhood. It is Florida making the
show once again. Let's get to this matcha here from Mark,
Mikey and Bob Mark from Meville. Listen to the Raccoon stewp.

Speaker 15 (01:07:12):
Podcast and it's good ones and all the hype over
the Pens and you know, winning the game and starting
to come back for the rere suite when I already
know they're gonna lose. I just it's things so bad,
it's gonna be a rough We touch up on these podcasts,
all right, have a good day, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
Rough freaking yeah Mark for me, Bille. Sorry. See that's
one thing about when you you don't keep up on
a daily basis. Yeah, there's a live show because now
if you're going back, you're like a week behind. On
the podcast, we have belief in the Pittsburgh Penguins, man,
but it all falls apart. It's Mikey and Bob Kiss
Morning Freak Show. A pair of day in May. I

(01:07:49):
like this every day in the month of May. May first.
Right now, we're giving away a pair of tickets to
some of the biggest shows that are gonna be coming,
you know this year to Pittsburgh Morning at eight am.
Every morning at eight am, it gets announced what tickets
it's going to be that day and then you just
send us a talkback message and you could be randomly
selected to win those tickets. Today it is Olivia Rodrigo.

Speaker 22 (01:08:12):
Tickets and Nike and Bob I wanted to enter for
the Olivia Rodrigo tickets. I would take my best friend. Yeah,
she does so much for me and she loves her,
so I think that this would be a nice surprise
for her.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
Yeah. Thanks, Bys. I like when people just want to
win tickets for other people, you know. Yeah. Nice.

Speaker 19 (01:08:34):
My name is Morgan Ardia. I'm from Irwin. I would
love to win Olivia Rodrigo tickets as I've been a
huge fan of hers since the beginning and I was
even her for Halloween.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Wow.

Speaker 19 (01:08:44):
My best friend and I would love the chance to
finally see her in concert and have our first concert
together be as memorable as Olivia Rodrigo.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
Thank you now, Bob. Do you remember, I know you
said that Boyce to Men was your first concert. Mine
was Michael Jackson. Somehow, I was like a baby. I
think I was one years old or two years old.
Do you remember the first concert me and you went
to together? Metallica? Oh my god, it was Metallica. You're right,
it was Metallica. I was I was thinking about all

(01:09:11):
the hip hop shows that used to go to. I'm
like jay z DMX, what was the nash Money Rough Riders.
Metallica was our first concert we went to, together, right,
jay z dmac Redman method Man, Yeah, hard that was
probably next. I think Metallica was the first concert me
and you went to together. All right, Olivia Rodrigo tickets.
Let's get to another message.

Speaker 22 (01:09:32):
Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 7 (01:09:32):
It is Ashley, your tired nurse here.

Speaker 20 (01:09:34):
Hey, I'm sorry I haven't talked to you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
Guys in a while.

Speaker 20 (01:09:38):
I am now Ashley the office manager.

Speaker 8 (01:09:41):
Oh, hopefully upright, grat hopefully better benefits manager.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
Man. Yeah, running well, she told us for years and
years she's Ashley, our tired nurse. Now she's no longer
the tired nurse. She's the office manager.

Speaker 20 (01:09:57):
So anyways, just wanted to I'm here to win Olivia
Rodrigue tickets. I would love to take my ten year
old daughter. Man, it would be her first concert and
she would just yeah, perfect to go.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Thanks by all right, keep sending your talkback messages the
rest of the day. Try to win Olivia Rodrigo tickets
to make sure you're listening all weekend. Eight am. We'll
tell you what tickets were giving away that day as
we're doing a paraday in May.

Speaker 8 (01:10:27):
All right, hey, let's go Pirates. Come on, get some
damn wins this weekend. Let's go buck.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
Yeah, pirates are allow losing streak here, five straight losses.
They are back at it this evening, opening up a
home series against the Cincinnati Reds. Of course, it's marathon weekend.
I always love seeing all the creative signs that people
come up with, just supporting their fellow users. And there's
a lot of stuff spread out throughout the city, like
over the next couple of days here the real marathon,

(01:10:56):
the full marathon Sunday though, seven am. Right, yeah, everybody
lines the streets and goes wild. Yeah, it's awesome. We
just got a message from Zach here because we have
figured out that if you've signed up for the fuller
half marathon, there is a program that you're I guess
you're already in where you can send it to me
and Bob and we can record a message. You can

(01:11:18):
send it to your family and friends too, and we
can record a message that will automatically trigger like in
your AirPods and your headphones when you cross a certain
mile markers. And I just said, I'd love for you
guys to record a pump up message for me. I'm
doing the half. Is this the rally yet? People are using? It?
Was the link it gave me, so I hope this works. Yeah,
if you've signed up for the marathon, I'm pretty sure

(01:11:39):
that you have the link to just send to me
and Bob and we can record a message for you.

Speaker 8 (01:11:43):
That's so cool, man, I know those. The thing's fun. Yeah,
something we should do every year for the marathon. Also,
at the movies this weekend should be a big deal.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
Devil Wears product you right, that huge movie soundtrack for
that's out today with three brand new Lady Gaga songs. Also,
Olivia Rodrigo is hosting SNL this weekend. The Kentucky Derby
is this weekend, which I don't really care about horse racing,
but the favorite is a horse named Renegade, So I'm
pretty sure we all know who Pittsburgh is behind in

(01:12:14):
the Kentucky Derby this weekend. Also, it's wedding band weekend
this weekend. Our friends at Henny Jeweler's there Shady Side
fifteen percent off one band if you're getting married, Yeah,
been engaged for a while. I've been waiting on buying
your bands. This is the time. Fifteen percent off one
band or buy one, get fifty percent off the second

(01:12:37):
of equal or lesser value. It's a big weekend for
our friends at Henny Jeweler's Wedding Band Weekend at Henny
Jeweler's there Friday and Saturday in Shady Side. So go
see our friends at Henny Jewelers for Wedding Band Weekend. Alright,
let's see podcast. Yeah, what do you want to name
the podcast?

Speaker 8 (01:12:55):
Bob Rapping Rooney at the Large Marge Marathon? You wanna
hear mister Rooney wrap one more time before we get
out of here.

Speaker 10 (01:13:03):
Yeah, we all came together to promote respect, all dignity,
team work.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Got the box checked, bars bars, All right? Is that
it for us?

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
We're good. All right, catch up on the podcast. If
you missed anything, send us some talk talk bass talk bass, Yeah,
talk bath. Let's do some fishing chat. Let's talk baths
on these bush shows up right now.

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
By Life is good, though, I want you all to
see that life is great.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Your life is great to have a good time man,
have some fun. Having fun is okay. Get some love
in your life, whether that be another person or just
loving yourself. Man, love is good. Spread love.