Sharts and Harps

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well to the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
I have a lot of questions that hopefully we can
answer over the next few hours here on the show.
Why did a naked guy with a thirty thousand dollars
harp next to him? Yeah? Yeah, jumping the river at
the point yesterday? Why? Why? How? What thirty thousand dollars harp?

(00:27):
I don't know how much harps usually cost. I bet
harps are expensive.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
I saw a picture of the cops standing next to
the harp, just getting that harp to the river's adds there.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, it had to be a hell of a time.
It has a big it's a big local story yesterday
that a guy brought a thirty thousand dollar harp. Can
you look up how much harps are? Like if we
wanted to buy a harp? How much like what a
harp cost? Thirty thousand dollars? Like you got to be
dedicated to playing the harp. If they're costing thirty thousand dollars.

(00:58):
Maybe it is a special harp, though, special harp that
leads you to the point into d taking your pants off,
d clothe and jumping the river. By the way, it
just I mean, there's gotta be something going on there,
because nobody's jumping in the river right now, like polar
plunging all that for like special Olympics, I get that, right,

(01:18):
but just down at the point, thinking it's time to
take a dip taking your clothes off? Wild? How much
is a heart bob.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Ah, Yeah, between like fifteen twenty thousand dollars. The high
end ones can go for even more than that.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
All right, So it was a high end harp that
a guy brought to the point, took his clothes off
and jumped in the river. He's fine though, right, They
got him out and everything like that.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yeah, yeah, and he's stable, like okay to the hospital,
stable condition.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Harp.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Okay, it seems to be okay, I mean out there
and it's seen some things just so weird that the
cops had to call. But like we need a harp
pickup at the point it's thirty thousand dollars. Professional harps
can go up to seventy thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Oh my gosh. Well, I mean you don't take a
professional one down to the point when you're gonna jump
in the river naked. You just take the thirty thousand
dollars one out for a spin there.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Maybe there's some type of magic tune that your clothes
just come off if you play it right. Maybe this
guy unlocked some melody that we're unaware of, like a
frequency only dogskin here, But it was like he played
the tune and then all of a sudden, the clothes
just evaporated away and he jumped in the river.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
All right. The reason we bring this up not because
it's a ridiculous story, obviously, but we will have naked
man with the thirty thousand dollars harp jumping in the
rivers at the point. Facebook comments coming up on the
show around seven to forty Good morning, It's Mike and
Bob forty six kids. For whatever reason, me and Bob

(02:48):
have a tick already going on here off the air
this morning. We keep fetti whopping each other back and forth, going, Hey,
what's allow? I don't know why. I know we just
got out of prison, not there long ago, but like rapper,
fetti wop has a hold on us right now, and
I don't know why we're fetti wapping each other back
and forth. It's Mike, you Bob the ninety six one

(03:11):
Kiss Morning Freak Show. We all saw it. We all
saw the graphic. We all saw what happened on Katie
K yesterday. So many of you tagged us in this
and thank you for thinking of us when something like
this happens in the city. Katie K yesterday was doing
a story. You know, Pittsburgh ranks best city for something

(03:35):
all the time. That's a great time filler on the
local news. Katie K had a screenshot that said, you know,
it's like the picture of the city and then it's
got the cry on underneath where you can write the
like the blow graphic. Yeah, with the text it says
Consumer Affairs ranks Pittsburgh as one of the best cities
for a fresh shirt. Obviously was supposed to be a

(03:59):
fresh start.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
One letter can make a big difference. Because it went
in viral yesterday that a Katie K graphic said Pittsburgh
is the place one of the best cities for a
fresh shirt. A lot of people tagged me in it,
saying that I can personally attest to it. Okay, can
you give your approval? Listen, I had an accident one
day during the show. I'm not proud of it, but

(04:23):
I kind.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Of am ten skill. Where are you putting Pittsburgh for
a fresh shirt.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
It's ten ten because I here before and everybody's still
accepted me and didn't shame me and drove me out
of the city. So, you know what, Katie K's right,
Maybe it wasn't a screw up. Maybe this is one
of the best cities for a fresh shirt. Uh yeah,
I see a lot of people have sent it to
it though. Yeah. I mean, we're the we're the guys,

(04:49):
We're the weird uncles. I love stuff like this. You know,
you send it to your weird uncle. We're the weird
uncles of Pittsburgh, all right. Coming up next on the show,
we have a segment on the show now just called
say Something Nice, where you you leave a talk back
message say something nice about somebody. And there's enough bad
in the world, we'll try to make some people feel
good about the day today. Coming up around six twenty five.

(05:10):
Also your chance at one thousand dollars this morning around
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It's my best friend Bob. Hello, good morning, Bob.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
Hi.

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Speaker 2 (05:35):
Hey, listen, I don't want to talk about this snowstorm
that's coming Sunday because nobody knows right now. Local weather
people are just they're they're feeding you a little crumbs
right now, but nobody's ready to put a stamp on.
How many inches until tomorrow? Yeah, I mean it's like
the average is probably like six to ten coming for
most of the area, but nobody really knows. I've seen

(05:57):
so many different models. I don't even want to talk
about it. Okay, until tomorrow. That's when we start getting
into real inches and how many we could possibly get
with this snow It's coming Sunday. It's coming though. Yeah.
It's Mikey and Bob the ninety six to one Kiss
Morning Freak Show. There's a lot of bad going on
in the world, so sometimes you just need to hear
something positive to start your day. In his new segment, we.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Call say something Nice.

Speaker 7 (06:23):
Say something nice morning, guys, Nick and Maryland Here, Hey,
say something nice. Hey, shout out to all the coffee shop,
Duncan Donuts, Starbucks, pipeworkers, get up at the ass Crocodan
to sir Karen her spicy caramel macchiato.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah, I guess what. Me and Bob are Karen. We're
the ones that are up just me. We're up with
the coffee people, and we're probably like one of the
first ones they serve. We are the Karens, and they
do it with flying colors. They do it with a
smile on the face. Yeah most of the time. But
and you know, it's a kind of a thankless job.
So shout out of those people. Have coffee people, shut up,

(07:04):
say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 8 (07:08):
And Bob, it's Flora.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
I just wanted to give a shout out to my
best friend, Christy.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Christy met in college.

Speaker 9 (07:14):
It's kind of a funny story how we met.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
We were waiting for the train home.

Speaker 8 (07:17):
Together, got caught up in bonding over the.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
Steelers and Pittsburgh and missed the chain.

Speaker 10 (07:23):
So I love you Christy.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
If she turned her into a swifty and she's an honorary.

Speaker 11 (07:28):
Answer my two boys.

Speaker 9 (07:29):
Wow, I wanted to say something nice.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Wow, bonding over the sailors, say something nice, say something nice.
All right, we'll do another round to say something nice
coming up around seven fifty five. Also, we have a
preview of tonight's new episode Pittsburgh's favorite show, The Pit.
New episode in HBO Max will give you a preview
what to expect around eight twenty five. It's Mikey and
Bob Nice. I'm Marchy Young Bob Podcast. Hey, thank you

(07:56):
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(08:18):
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I know you didn't stay up late for it last night.
I didn't stay up late for it last night. Probably

(08:39):
a lot of you didn't stay up late for it
last night, But listen, cannot yea, let's go bands man
over in Calgary, Penguins beat the Flames last night four
to one. Chris Latang missed a game for the first time.
This season, he's day to day. Carlson still out, but uh.
With the win, the Penguins jumped to second in the

(09:00):
metro tiede with the Islanders. Watch'll I'm liking Bob the
Kiss Morning Freak Show. Penguins will be at Edmonton tonight.
Whoa Sidney Crosby versus Connor McDavid rivalry listen. Hated rivalries
they ruined these matchups for me. The show has well
because they make the graphics where it's like Sidney Crosby

(09:21):
and the Penguins, Conor McDavid the Minton Oilers, just to
picture both of them facing off, and I'm just like,
what if they kiss? You know? Yeah, Hated rivalries have
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Speaker 12 (09:38):
Hey, Mikey, Bob sillingpon Lower Burrough AO. You guys are
going on fairly recently by vocal tics. People have I
have so many, but like, I don't think you guys
realize how many are incited by you specifically.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah, I mean even if during the show. I was
listening to.

Speaker 12 (09:54):
The show and you guys are talking about Ben Roethlisberger's
opinion on some nonsense. Yeah, I just instinctively just blurred out,
all milk, milk.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Listen. Since the Steelers are out of it and everything,
searching for a new coach, getting any new quarterback, you know,
you know we're milking. Oh yeah, we're milking the Steelers content.
I mean, this is Pittsburgh, That's what we built. Any
Steelers news is news on our show.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Me Milton Memph the Steelers content.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Mike McCarthy was in town yesterday, sixty two year old
interviewing for the Steelers head coaching position. He of course
is the oldest, most experienced coach that they've looked at
so far. Pittsburgh guy, he won the Super Bowl with
the Packers and Aaron Rodgers over to Steelers when they
played him Don in Dallas. He might be the guy Greenfield.

(10:43):
He might be the guy. He might be the guy.
He might be a guy. I mean, they've interviewed a
lot of people. They got their guys. We've interviewed for
the Rams. They're gonna wait and talk to those Rams
young guys. But he might be the guy. Also Brian Flores,
the Vikings defensive coordinator. The Vikings gave I'm a contract extension,
but also because he interviewed for the Steelers coaching position.

(11:04):
Two used to be on the staff for a year
with Tomlin and uh so basically he can go back
to Minnesota if he wants, but I also think he
can get out of that if he does get a
head coaching position.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Mouth Milt Milt the Steelers Content.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Cam Hayward yesterday on his Not Just Football podcast was
talking about what coach Tomlin said to him.

Speaker 13 (11:24):
I will share one thing he did say to me,
and I was like, how the hell do you even
think of this? He was just like, I'm glad I
didn't beat Knowles record. And I was like, like, who
thinks about that?

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Like you know?

Speaker 4 (11:39):
He was.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
I think they tied for most wins. Yeah, it was
most regular season wins coach Tomlin and Chuck and Noles.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Legendary coach, Like, hey, at least I didn't honor in
the Steeler way.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
They tied for regular season wins. A man milk mouth
milk melt the Steelers content. Milk milk Melt, the Steelers content. Also,
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(12:18):
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show history. Coming up next. Also the local news Facebook
comments about the naked guy with the thirty thousand dollars

(12:38):
harp that jumped in the river at the point yesterday.
Those comments coming up around seven forty. It's Mikey and
Bob say, if nobody has said it to you yet
this morning, if nobody has wished it to you yet today,
let us be the first to wish you a very
happy Hairy Day today. Hell yeah, Terry Day. Seven pm tonight,

(13:05):
the brand new Harry Style single called Aperture is out.
We'll be playing it here on the station seven pm,
the brand new Harry Style song. And then tomorrow on
the station from seven am to nine pm you will
hear the brand new Harry Style song aperture the top
of every hour. It's Harry Day Today, It's Harry Day tomorrow,

(13:27):
Harry Styles back in our Lives. It is Mikey Abob
the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Free Show. Let's
get to a talkback message here. We have a request
for today in Free Show History. You know, right around
seven o'clock, we like to take you back to a
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(13:50):
is our buddy on the other side of the country,
probably not dealing with an impending snowstorm like we are.
It is Weed Nico over in the state of Washington.

Speaker 14 (14:00):
Hey boys, Wenico from Washington out here. You're doing a
little wandering shopping while I'm waiting for Dashes to come in.
I look down as I'm heading towards the furniture in
this big warehouse store, and what do I see? Your
own personal home sauna for the day in pre show history,
can we go back to when Mikey proclaimed he wanted

(14:23):
himself a sauna?

Speaker 2 (14:24):
I still do, I still do, I still dot We
were just watching what are we even watching? I don't
even know what channel we have on, but a Wayfair
commercial came up. Love that jingle man. One of the

(14:45):
greatest jingles going right now is the Wayfair jingle Wayfair,
You Got Just what I Need. Kelly Clarkson is always
on the Wayfair commercials. You ever go to the Wayfair
site or their app and just read like you can
scroll your like, really, I didn't know I could buy
this in Wayfair. It's like incredible. But while we're sitting
here watching the Wayfair you Got just what I need?

(15:07):
Uh commercial with Kelly Clarkson, they show a woman talking
to Kelly Clarkson and she's in one of those sauna
bag seat things. Yeah, you know that's like a box
that you sit in that's like a personal sauna. And
I told Bob I've always wanted one of those. Your
head is sticking out of it, and then of course
the sauna all warms up around you whatever and makes

(15:28):
what are you gonna do with that? You've not always
wanted one of those. I have always wanted a sauna
in there and cook like a chicken. I Yeah, I
love saunas man, but I say I love sauna before.
I have been in a sauna before. Yes, I have
been at a sauna before, but I don't want it.
I want to put on I want to ZiT. That

(15:49):
thing and just smells like cooked.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
But there's no way that smells good in your house,
in your living room and a sauna bag.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
You think it's going to stink cooked? Horrible? Cook cook
the butt. You got just what I need. I've always
wanted one of those yourself.

Speaker 15 (16:11):
Man.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
The only problem is I don't know if there's a
height limit on it, because I have a good point.
I'm six foot nine. So for most people just stuff
in there, just their head might stick out looking, but
I might have my whole shoulder like I might have
my shoulders sticking out of it too, just the bottom
half in the sauna heat up. But don't like cook butt, cook,
But you get just what I need it beautiful. There

(16:35):
are some schools that are just delayed, canceled the remote
learning today too, just because of the uh, you know,
it's icy out there this morning, and of course it's
just freezing cold highs today in the low thirties. We'll
get some flurries later on, but tomorrow's when I think
a lot of the local weather people start getting down
to it, how many inches we're gonna get on on

(16:55):
Sunday with this snowstorm, that that might even go into
Monday a little bit depending on how this all falls.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
But it looks like it's gotten away from the point
of it missing us though, Like we're definitely getting we're
getting something.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
We're getting some snow on Sunday. It is Mikey and Bob,
the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Free Show. Let's
get to some more of your talkback messages here on
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Speaker 16 (17:17):
Hell, Mikey and Bob. My name is Gracie. I really
love your guys show. I've been watching for a while
now and I'm currently in high school, and I just
wanted to say you really helped me with my anxiety,
and you really help me just laugh when times are down.
And I just wanted to say, me and my friends
left to your show all the time, and I just
wanted to say I'm so thankful for you guys, because

(17:38):
I don't know what I would do with your show.
You make me laugh so much.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Nice message there, Gracie, We appreciate you and your friends
listening to and then join the show. What do you
do for anxiety, Bob? You got anything you do? I
know we all have anxieties. You got any like escapism
that you do with I mean you like phishing? I
mean not really doing that right now, mle though. That's
your anxiety killer, right going fishing in the winter.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Man, I just nap like a bear. Hibernation is when
the world becomes too much. I turn everything off and just.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Take a nap. That's it. Just lay down and go
to sleep. And they're not a bad idea. Man.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
There are certain points in certain weeks where I'm just like,
I don't need to check my email anymore.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Yeah, I cut it down. I just need a three hour,
two hour nap here real quick, and then I'll be
a different person on the other side of this nap. Yeah.
I can see that. I have so many comfort shows
I watch, like I watch, dude. I will sit there
as a grown man and just watch like four episodes
of Pokemon or like an old Star Wars cartoon just over.

(18:43):
I think cartoons are like a way I deal with anxiety,
and I mean everybody knows it. Go down in my
garage to hang out for a little bit down there,
you know, let's get to another talkback message here. It's
a little lastly, hey.

Speaker 17 (18:54):
Boy, lastly here aka Joe Jonas hype girl from the concert. Yeah,
I just have a question for Bob. Bob, are you
gonna have a Chicago binge day? Since I gave you
the hook up to watch to a stream? You know,
you know, like cheat the system.

Speaker 8 (19:14):
Yeah, yeah, let me know, can't miss the Chicago's have
a good day.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Yeah. Bob is a big fan of the Chicago shows
that are on NBC on Wednesday Night. But since WPXI,
NBC and all that their Paara company, they have a
dispute with Verizon, which Bob has, he hasn't been able
to watch NBC like months now, and the Chicagos don't
go on Peacock till till today. Yeah, so the day
after so Bob can't watch it, did she like give

(19:39):
you work around?

Speaker 3 (19:41):
I still got to test it out and get into it.
I think we have all work around where I can
watch my Chicago. You just don't want to say on
the show, what the workaround? We'll work around work all right.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
There was a naked man who brought a thirty thousand dollars,
harp down to the point, then ripped his clothes off
and jumped in the river. It is one of the
wildest stories so far in Pittsburgh of twenty twenty six.
We will get more details and read the local news
Facebook comments about it. Around seven we got another round

(20:16):
to say something nice coming up on the show around
eight fifty five. If you have something nice to say
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It is Mikey and Bob the ninety six to one
Kiss Morning Freak Show. Let's get to.

Speaker 18 (20:29):
This rather learn something together right now, it's time to
find that why the hell is this trending with Mikey
and bad oscarfter Hey.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Nice little distraction. We get Oscar nominations this morning. This
will be around eight thirty on Good Morning America. I'm
I'm in that sort of phase now where I'm starting
to be like, oh, deez, aer, who's up for Best Picture?
Or this is the best actor, Best Actor? I gotta
watch these movies now. I am in find what streaming
service they're on and watch these movies now. Over the weekend,

(21:05):
I finally watched the Leonardo DiCaprio, Tianna Taylor movie one
Battle after another. I get it good, yeah, I get it.
And one Best Picture at Golden Globes, Like, wouldn't surprise
me if that wins, But like Michael B. Jordan Sinners,
I love that movie too. Good movie. Yeah yeah, K
Pop Demon Hunters Netflix. You know, Golden will be up

(21:26):
for Best Song probably, so a lot of interesting things.
Grammy nominations come out later this morning. Also, Taylor Swift
and Blake Lively. We were talking about this yesterday because
a bunch of text messages between Taylor and Blake came
out in this whole justin ball bouny, you know, suit
and everything like that around that movie and court documents

(21:48):
get released, and you know, I think people are just
interested to be in on a conversation between Taylor Swift
and one of her friends going through something.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
Right.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
I feel like that's the only reason this is interesting.
So Blake Lively texted Taylor this was on December fourth
of twenty twenty four. I have no reason to ask,
but I don't know. I've been feeling like I should.
Is everything okay? I feel like a bad friend lately
because I was such a sad sack who only talked
about my own stuff for months. You were generous not
to be not only to be the key person there

(22:20):
for me during all of it, but also let me
off the hook for being so in it. If there's
something I unintentionally did. I know how busy and tax
you are physically, emotionally, practically, so I don't expect any
more from you ever. So that was Blake Lively to
Taylor Swift, because she's like, I keep talking about this
justin guy and this movie and all this stuff that's

(22:41):
going wrong, and Taylor is on the Aras tour at
this time. So it's also Blake Lively like, Hey, I'm
putting a lot of stuff on you, and I know
you're busy with your own stuff. She's starting to question
if Taylor even wants to talk to her anymore or something.
Taylor responded saying, you're not wrong in that the situation
was also not a big deal. So that was Taylor's

(23:03):
response to Blake. Blake Lively responded, I think I'm just
exhausted in every avenue of my life. In recent months,
I've been feeling a little bit of a shift in
the way you talk to me. Yes, there's been a
lot of Justin's stuff, but I've been through things like
this before, and I know how all consuming it is.
It feels awful to be in any way critical of
any way you process what you've been going through. But

(23:24):
I just kind of miss my funny, dark, normal speaking
friend who talks to me as herself.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
So reading through the lines here, it's just like Blake
was dumping all his crap every time Taylor talked to her,
and then Taylor, yeah, kind of stopped talking to her
as much probably, and then just like, hey, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
I mean, we we all get that way with friends
sometimes where or family members where like they put so
much on you that you're just like, hey, man, listen,
I'm here for you and everything, but like I can't
every time I talk to you. It cannot be a
negative conversation. So Taylor Swift responded to Blake with I
know you feel attacked from all sides for ridiculous reasons,

(24:04):
so you're feeling like you have to overly explain things,
But it's me that just caused a little distance. You
don't need to apologize, Just come back, please, Taylor said
to Blake. Blake responded point is I'm being a stupid,
paranoid weirdo and felt I didn't know where or how
or when. So thank you for telling me and saying

(24:26):
I don't need to apologize, and for not making it
a big deal, but I am sorry to you. So
that's just a little insight into Blake Lively textan Taylor
Swift about that whole thing they were going through, and
you know, Blake thinking that she lost a friend over this,
and you know, we were saying on the show yesterday,
how Taylor Swift, you know, called him a name, and

(24:46):
you know it's set about a tiny violin and those
are the lyrics and canceled which was on Life of
a Showgirl. So it's all making sense now.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
If you got Taylor in the group chat, that's probably
somebody you don't want to lose.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Ever. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So Blake was a little worried
about that, but Taylor, being a good friend, was like, Noah,
you're good, don't worry about it. Uh, what a story.
Yesterday there was a naked man down at the Point
who jumped in a river and somehow had a thirty
thousand dollars harp with him. We will get to the
details about this and also read local news facebook comments
on the naked guy with a harp. Next on the

(25:18):
Kiss Morning Freak Shows, Mike and Bob. This on the
naked guy down at the point jumped in the river.
He also had a thirty thousand dollars harp with him.
We will get to that story in the Facebook comments.
Next here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show, it's Mikey
and Bob. Let's get to this talkback message brought to
us by the Pavement Group.

Speaker 19 (25:33):
So I just had to tell you guys that I
stretched this morning and said ooh because I'm in my
forties and we do that. Yeah, And I had to
finish it. So it became ooh armina stone.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Wow day nice best countertops around? Oohar mean a stone.
I love that we are such a part of some
of your lives. And then even stretching, just going, oh
the army stone. Alright, let's get to the just the

(26:05):
local naked store here, this is wild.

Speaker 20 (26:07):
One here here it happened at time for another naked store.
On the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freaks Out with
Mikey and Big.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Bat, emergency crews rescued a man who jumped into the
river at Point State Park there, but also left a
harp right by the fountain. It was estimated it was
a full sized harp, not like a small one you
just told and you can fly around like Cupid. This
is one that's like big and you play with both

(26:42):
hands and yeah. Estimated at about thirty thousand dollars. Police
said the man brought the full sized harp to Point
State Park, then he took his clothes off. Then he
jumped in the river. By the way. It's I don't
really encourage swimming down at the point ever, but no
oft the time to be doing it now, especially with

(27:02):
no clothes on. So you know, medics and river rescue
came and took care of the guy. He he's in
stable condition at upmc mercy. Obviously, there's maybe some stuff
going on with this guy that he needs to get
some help for, but so many unanswered questions. Police are
doing an investigation to see if he owned the harp though,

(27:23):
because there there is some thoughts that it might not
have been his harp, like he might have stolen the
harp and took it for a walk. And then we
read the local news facebook comments about the naked harp guy.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Oh boy, you're going to a very deep dark place
on the internet. Boy.

Speaker 6 (27:40):
Time for ninety six one kiss Facebook comments.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
A man brings a thirty thousand dollars harp to Point
State Park, then gets naked umps in the river. Let's
read some of the Facebook comments here. Lindsey M Sir,
this is not Florida, Florida. It really is Jamie J.
Now we need a naked harp Pittsburgh Christmas ornament. You

(28:05):
know what that one? That one might be. You know
how a lot of local shops and make like a
Pittsburgh Christmas ornament. It'll be like sink hole Boss or
something like that. Could be naked harp guy this year.
Michael t here, how did they get an accurate appraisal
so fast on this harp? What is this? Inser pawn stars? Right?

(28:28):
They might have brought on the praiser.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Brought in and a I got a friend, I got
a buddy, I'm on the phone.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Gena d Here in the Facebook comments, this is something
you read down in Florida. This is not Pittsburgh stuff. Yeah,
a lot of people are making that connection that this
is Florida stuff, not Pittsburgh Sean be here. Not to
harp on the obvious, but I'm sure we all hope
this guy gets the mental help that he needs. Yeah,
you know, I think we can all agree on that. Yeah,
there's something going on, maybe some medication that needs to
be taken care of. And yeah, hopefully the guy that

(28:56):
jumped in the river naked with the thirty thousand dollars harp,
hopefully it gets to help he he needs. Nate h here,
God forbid, men have hobbies hobby? Jamison D here again
local news Facebook comments after a guy got naked, jumped
in the river at the point and had a thirty

(29:18):
thousand dollars harp with him, Jamison d. We got skinny
dipping yinser harpists before we got GTA six, I mean
Grand Theft Auto six. Where is it right? Naked harpist
jumping in the river for GTA six? Matt al here?
What is this a scene from some sort of off

(29:38):
brand yinser Titanic one more rock sand p who, amongst
us has never played a thirty thousand dollars harp disrobed
and jump into the river. It is a naked person
making the show once again? All right, we got around
to say something nice. Coming up around seven fifty five
and also eight twenty f we will preview tonight's new

(30:01):
episode of The Pit on HBO Max. It's Mikey and Bob.
I'm Michael and Bob. We don't take ourselves too seriously
here at at gestation with our show. I think you
all know that.

Speaker 6 (30:15):
Right stream the Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeartRadio or
wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals PETA once again
has sent a letter to Punks of Tawny ground Hog
Club president asking that they use a Punks of Tawny
Phil Holograd instead of the real groundhog for Groundhog Day.
Coming up on February second. We will read the Facebook

(30:47):
comments about that. We do this every year PETA Facebook
comments about Groundhog Day. They come up with some type
of change they'd like made. Yeah, we'll do that. Around
nine to twenty five on the Kiss Morning Free Show.
It is Mikey and Bob and it is time.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Too say something nice.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Say something nice. Lot of bad going on in the world.
We like when you just send us messages and say
something nice.

Speaker 17 (31:11):
Guys.

Speaker 8 (31:12):
I'm up in Newcastle and I just wanted to say
something nice about Nurse Becky and doctor Peterson at UPMC
Children's Community Pediatrics in Shinango. They are the ultimate tag team.
They are the sweetest ladies out there. My daughter is
one tough customer when she goes in, but they are
always extremely kind and welcoming. So Nurse Becky and doctor Peterson,

(31:36):
I love you. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Oh, say something nice, Say something nice.

Speaker 21 (31:44):
Hey, Mike, you and Bob just you know, want to
say something nice, say something nice. Wanted to shout out
to my younger brother who you know, life vice rough,
trying to navigate it being adults, and you know he's
my brother. He's a pain, but you gotta love the kid.
And he listens to you, guys, so hopefully hears this.
You're doing a great job, Bud, even when you're pain.

(32:04):
And then also, happy birthday, Bob as a fellow January
birthday month person, you know, pretty awesome.

Speaker 5 (32:10):
So hello, free day.

Speaker 21 (32:11):
Say something nice, guys, All.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Right, birthday, say something nice, say something nice?

Speaker 2 (32:18):
All right again. January twenty second. Bob was born on
New Year's Day. We do not need to keep wishing
Bob happy birthday. We're almost into February now all right,
let's get to another one here real quick.

Speaker 22 (32:31):
Hey, boys, hoping they're doing well and having a good
week so far. I just wanted to say something nice
to my wife, super hard working. She's a pediatric dental
hygienist and definitely takes a toll on our body. But
again she is super hard working and just appreciate what
she means to me.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
She always likes.

Speaker 22 (32:50):
Hearing my voice on the radio, and hopefully she hears this,
but if not, either way, Love you, Ben and thanks
for all you do.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Lego pay Man. Oh wow, that's so bad.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Say something nice, Say something nice.

Speaker 11 (33:04):
I'm miking Big Bob. I don't know if it's been
talked about on your show yet, but for your segment
on you know the good people in the.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
World, Oh, the good people in the world. You mean,
say something nice.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 11 (33:20):
I just it makes me think of the monks who
are walking for peace right now.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Yeah, walking.

Speaker 11 (33:26):
I believe they started in Texas, but they're ending in Washington,
d C. I see them on social media every day,
and they just put a smile on my face because
right now, we just really need that peace in the world.
Thanks have a great day.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Guys, say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
You've been keeping up with these monks, well monk talk. Yeah,
these monks starting in Texas and they're walking to d C.
They been doing it for like three months now. Uh huh.
They're they're in North Carolina. I think like around that area.
It'd come across my timeline a couple of times. Well,
everybody's worried now because you gets this massive snowstorm that's

(34:07):
taking up so much of the Midwest and stuff like that.
So yeah, they said that they are prepared for the
cold with warmer clothes and adding layers. But also the
monks need a brand deal with some hotel chain. I
don't think that's what monks do, though. I don't think
we're gonna see different times. I don't think we're gonna

(34:28):
see monk monk fluencers. No, I don't think that's what's
gonna happen. But yes, they continue their walk for peace
going to DC and they are going to brave the
cold and the snow. And yes they will go indoors.
If they need to.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
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Speaker 2 (34:54):
It is Mike Yo, Papa Kiss Morning Freak Show. Happy
Hairy Day, everybody. It has been sometime since we've had
a brand new Harry style single. Today is the day,
seven pm brand new Harry song called Aperture gets released.
Harry Day. We'll play it at seven pm premiere at

(35:15):
here on the station, and also all day tomorrow top
of every hour seven am to nine pm playing the
brand new Harry style song. Well, I would consider us
your hairy station. Yeah right, yeah, as far as Pittsburgh goes,
were your hairy station. Purple hairy guys in the morning.

(35:36):
I'm not that Harry. You're Harry. I'm not dead hairy.
I'm a little Harry. I can grow a good beard though,
like I have a facial hair, Like my facial hair
can grow. What are we talking Harry for Harry? Okay,
not a bad podcast, all right, It's Mike you Bobi
Kiss Morning Freak Show. The local story is no longer

(35:58):
Who's gonna be the next Steeler head coach? It's why
did a guy take a thirty thousand dollars harp to
Point State Park get naked jumping the river. That's the
big story going on in Pittsburgh, right Now, we don't
see many stories like this ever, and usually if we do,
they're down in Florida. This is all the ingredients of
a Florida story. But didn't expect it to be local.

(36:18):
But Katie K talk to an eyewitness. I love when
some local news get the exclusive. Like they talked only
to Katie K about the naked guy that jumped in
the river with a thirty thousand dollars harp next to him.

Speaker 10 (36:32):
Now that's well rare rescue on the river. I want
to underscore rare. Here a good samaritan who hoped pull
a man out of the freezing water at Point State
Park is speaking only to Katie K.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Oh God, the exclusive there? You know we're talking to
the guy who saw the naked guy with the harp
jumping a river.

Speaker 10 (36:51):
That witness says, not only did that man leave his
clothes on the shore, he also left this a thirty
thousand dollars full size harp.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Makes it just makes no sense, Like I need a
full interview with this guy to find out why, Like
was it his harp? Did he steal the harp? Bury
the harp? If he tried playing it? So many unanswered questions.

Speaker 15 (37:11):
You we're sure he was meditating or like what the
case was, because you know people do polar plunges and all.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
But yeah, people do polar plunges. This was not that
he was in.

Speaker 15 (37:19):
There for a minute and kind of battling incoherently.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
All right, Obviously this guy was going through something. Hopefully
he gets the help he needs.

Speaker 15 (37:26):
He was yelling on things like thank God, save me God,
so on and so forth, and we were trying to
talk to him like, hey, come to the edge, come here,
we got you.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Man, Like, man, I got to be honest, I don't
know what I do in that situation. You see a
naked guy just swimming in the river and these frigid temperatures,
but also there's a randomly a harp at Point State Park.
I would be like, they're all off. I would actually
start to think that I'm the one hallucinating and not
seeing that any of this is real.

Speaker 15 (37:50):
Trying to be encouraging and like trying to just get
him to at least come to the edge so this way,
if he does start to go under, we don't.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Have to swim out and try and get him. Yeah,
basically they're calling this guy like a dog, like pig pig.
You're doing a pull and plunge buttons wild.

Speaker 15 (38:05):
And when he did pull him out of the water,
he was kind of just like not like kicking or
like kicking around like flailing, but he's like just kicking
his legs continuously. So yeah, he was pretty beat red
though from being in the water that long.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
I imagine the legs were kicking because your body's in chopped. Yeah,
the hypothermia is starting to set in and his body's
just shaking. But hey, good job Katie K getting an
eye witness. They got down there fast enough. See, that's
why Katie K has the advantage. If somebody brings a
thirty thousand dollar harp to the point, takes their clothes
off and jumps in the river, Katie K's right there,

(38:36):
right there, ta dollar over there in Wolkensburg, you know
w p X eyes up, you know, like North Hills,
like McKnight Road area there, and you know Katie K's
right on the scene there. So they can send somebody
like they mate harp guy down there, naked, float her
with the harp, find an eye witness, and they did.

(38:57):
One of the wildest stories so far of twenty two
twenty six in Pittsburgh. All right, the show that we
all love in Pittsburgh because there's so many references to
Pittsburgh and it's just a great show, the best drama
on TV. We will preview tonight's new episode of The
Pit coming up next around eight twenty five on The
Kiss Morning Free Show. It's Mike, You and Bob ninety
six one Kiss. Everybody, buckle up, strap yourself in h

(39:25):
Oscar nominations are coming soon. Oscar nominations be in a
few minutes here gets announced on Good Morning America. So yes,
we will cover the Oscar nominations later in the show
after they come out, which should be Shoon Shoon Shoe
Shoe Shoon sc eight coming Sune. It's Mike, You Bob,

(39:48):
The ninety six to one Kiss Morning Free Show. Pittsburgh's
favorite show, best drama out there, The Pit, right, HBO, Max, Doctor,
Robbie and m It is season two, episode three. Now,
I mean some of this might be a little spoiler ish,
but like we don't know what's gonna happen in the episode.
This is just like some of the synopsis and things.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
That are already out there, and they always sneak in
little things like even like doctor Robbie wearing a Hemingway shirt.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Yeah, like we also we don't know the Pittsburgh reference. Actually,
I do know one of the Pittsburgh references is going
to be in this episode. And this is why a
lot of people in Pittsburgh. This is one of the
episodes I think. I think this episode's gonna be a
turning point for the season. At least, it's gonna be
one of the most emotional episodes, I think. Maybe. But

(40:34):
do you remember the first sort of trailer we got
for the pit for this season two and how the
show opened. Yeah, it had doctor Robbie, you know, riding
his motorcycle across the bridge going to work. Clark's playing.
He wasn't wearing a helmet though, Yeah, this helmet like

(40:54):
on his back like backpack, right, And a lot of
people were upset about that because he's supposed to be
doctor and safety. Why is he riding a motorcycle without
his helmet, you know, not to Big Ben. Maybe you know,
we don't know this episode though, I think this is
where it all comes together because there is a fatal

(41:17):
motorcycle accident that happens where a husband and wife get
rushed to the er. So I think this is the
episode where doctor Robbie starts looking at hey, I need
to be a little safer riding my motorcycle.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
Okay, they're gonna tie that together finally like it.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
And then you know he's supposed to be going on
this like three month motorcycle trip sabbatical, right right, I
don't think he's gonna go on that. I don't think
that's gonna happen. Like, I don't know what this might
tease into season three. Even this might be the thing
where he's like, Okay, I'm not riding my motorcycle like
across the country or something like that. So the motorcycle

(41:58):
is gonna be a big thing.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Do we know if it's furry on these motorcycles that
you're speaking out. I don't think it's gonna be furris.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
No, I have no indication that this is the furry
episode where you know, the furry convention anthrocon gets mentioned,
or there will be any furries. You know the situation
that's going on with the pit in uh Santos, Right,
there's like this this younger girl who got brought into
the ers, got all these bruises on her and everything,

(42:25):
and Santos is like sort of suspicious about it, and
the guy's girlfriend is there, the father's not there, and
it's very suspicious, and she thinks there's sort of some
abuse that goes on. This is the episode, I think
where we find out what's wrong with that little girl,
and I'm sort of believing. I think the dad's gonna

(42:47):
show up with come on, man, not everything. The dad
shows up and he's got the furry hands on. He's like,
where's my daughter. It's it's not bruising because of abuse.
It's a rare love disease that she had, you know,
just not everything needs to be is that? So that

(43:08):
also is going to be addressed tonight in the new
episode of The Pit on HBO Max again. Uh, season two,
episode three, and the thing that I think is definitely
going to make a lot of us emotional. And they
do a good job of this stuff on the Pit,
you know, making things light when they need to, but
also covering serious topics when they need to. Uh. Doctor

(43:32):
Robbie bonds with a Tree of Life survivor. That is
going to be heavy for a lot of us in
Pittsburgh because a lot of us obviously, Yeah, yeah, just
one of the most terrific days, if not the most
horrific day, uh in Pittsburgh, October of twenty eighteen. Uh,

(43:53):
you know, the pit will handle it the right way,
I would think, you know, like I don't know why
a Tree of Life survivor is in the er, but
just them telling their story to Doctor Robbie or just
reliving the horrors of that day and then being in
the er for something else, you know. And obviously they're

(44:14):
not gonna do like a ton of explaining of it
because it's a Pittsburgh based show, so you would think
there's not a lot of people in Pittsburgh, like the
Tree of Life shooting. What was that? You know, like
we all, we all know about it. It's unfortunately a
huge part of Pittsburgh's past and history. But that will
also be addressed on the new episode. So we got

(44:34):
like motorcycle stuff, we got the the Santos, the bruised
girls gonna be talked about. Also, doctor Melin Javadi deal
with a bickering family, which I don't know any more
details about that. But then uh, doctor Robbie bonding with
the Tree of Life survivor. That is all gonna be
on the new episode of The pit Tonight, Season two,

(44:55):
episode three, nine pm on HBO Max. It is Mikey
Bob Kis Morning Free Show. We have a Florida story
coming up about a naked guy in a hobby lobby
down there, coming up around eight fifty five here on
the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Oscar nominations coming out this morning.
We will get to some of those around nine ten

(45:15):
as they're getting announced. Now. It is Mikey and Bob
the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 20 (45:20):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
We we have a message here, Bob from a wonderful
listener we haven't heard from in a little bit. Ye
if you don't know, if you've never heard him on
our show before, Larry from Little Washington. Now, before I
get to his latest message, let me just play a
couple of Larry from moll Washington's greatest hits.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
Larry from Little Washing and again, Hey, you guys remind
me of Burton Ernie when I was a child. But
you guys ain't got crap on Kermit de Frog, kermitd Frog.
But anyway, you're Burton Ernie in the morning to me,
thank you for being there.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Don't got anything on Kermit the frog, but we are
Burt and Ernie. Thank you Larry for Larry from Low Washington.
He also said this.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
One, Larry from Little Washington. We got to have the
man sized pek Coon cinnamon roll for dessert along with
a beer. Don't get it twisted.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Don't get it twisted. And then let me get to
this Larry from the Washington message. I'm just giving you
the history of Larry here.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
I guess I'm free, I'm free ball, and Jesus loves you.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
All Right, that one's the gold standard of Larry from
the Washington messages. There.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
I did not know somebody can make me that happy
in seven seconds.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
I guess I'm free, I'm free ball and Jesus loves you.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
I don't remember the context of any of those messages,
but the big local story I'll be for a show
like ours is the naked guy that jumped into the
river at the Point yesterday but also had a thirty
thousand dollars harp with him. So here is Larry from

(47:14):
litw Washington talkback messages brought to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
Hey, this is Larry from Little Washington.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Been a while since I talked to you guys.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
There is but I think we should all go down
and at least get a chance to play the harp,
and we can take donations.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Okay, Larry, see what happened to laugh guy that played
the harp, played his pants off, jumped in the river.
They give him something good. Okay, But I do want
to try to play that harp, Larry. I don't think
the harp is still down at the point ready for
somebody to strum it. I think police probably have taken

(47:50):
the harp somewhere. I honestly, I don't think the naked
guy was the owner of the harp. I think we're
gonna find out that he stole the heart from somewhere possibly,
and then got naked and jumped in the river. But
Larry from Well Washington says he wants to play the harp.
So whoever's got the harp now.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
After if you own the harp, if it's not his harp,
and they find out that he stole it, you want
the heart back now that the naked guy's possibly.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Wow, I don't think the naked guy strummed it, though
you don't know what he did. I know exactly where
you're leading me to. Don't tell me what he was doing.
I think you gotta sell it out of state. I
think you gotta sell. You can't do Facebook marketplace like
you come pick it up. I think you gotta sell

(48:40):
the naked harp out of state.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
You donated and it becomes a like a spot in
the city that people can come strum the herp.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
You know what, it's not a bad idea. I say
we make the harp just completely golden. You know we don't.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Play it too good though, your pants will come on?
Do we have a golden harp that just sits in
Points State Park? Gotta get ready for the NFL Draft.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
You know, we need any sort of thing we can get,
including a heart that might get you naked.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
I guess I'm free. I'm free ball and Jesus Jesus
loves you said last all right.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Your chance at one thousand dollars This morning around nine ten,
also Peta wants to make punks of Tawny Phil Groundhog
Day coming up in a little bit into a hologram
once again, we'll read the groundhog Day Peta hologram. Facebook
comments around nine to twenty five. It's Mikey and Bob.

(49:34):
It is your oddly shaped uncle's Mikey and Bob The
Kiss Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 9 (49:39):
Hey, I have a question, what on earth does guaranteed
human mean? The radio keeps on saying Kiss FM guaranteed Human.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Well it's not saying Kiss FM. We stopped being Kiss
FM about twenty.

Speaker 9 (49:51):
Years ago or something like that, and I'm like, what
in the world does guarantee human mean?

Speaker 2 (49:57):
It just means that me and Bob aren't AI. Yeah,
it's pretty much. It like in a world where everything
is AI. It yeah, means that work. That's it. You know,
Spotify has like the DJ you can put on or
it's like that's not a real person, right, you know, right,
it's just sort of guaranteed human. Me and Bob are

(50:17):
real people that you can see a giant eagle, by
the way, not even braving giant eagle. It's threat level
red right now. It's giant eagle preparing for whatever how
many inches we're getting on Sunday. The milk and bread,
I mean, just the threat of a big snowstorm has
people already gotta stock up, like over preparing at Giant Eagle.

(50:40):
It's Mikey and Bob The Kiss Morning Freak Show. Always
weird things happening down in the state of Florida. It
is time for another Florida story helping go all the
listeners of a freak show. It's time to double to
the sometime stage it happened. It's another Florida story. Down
to Panama City, Florida, thirty one year old guy was

(51:01):
taken into custody after he reportedly ran into a hobby
lobby completely naked. This was around eight o'clock at night.
They were getting calls of a naked man inside the
hobby lobby. The hobby lobby, Yeah, witness told the police
that they saw the suspect stripped down outside of a
nearby dentist office before running into the hobby lobby. Okay,

(51:26):
wait a minute.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
You stripped down in sprint into the front doors of
the hobby lobby.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Like I don't know, but like you think, maybe he
got some dental work done and like the stuff got
to you, you know, like maybe getting some teeth polled
or something like that. And they give you the gas, and.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
The gas bad reaction to the gas. The gas worked
too good. Pants off and now he wants to dazzle.
I've gassed my pants off before the dazzles. Private think
that's what happened to the hobby lobby.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
The guy, the naked guy inside the hobby lobby in
Florida started interacting with staff and customers. Eye witness said,
I turned around and there was a button naked guy
coming at us. They're trying to get the customers to
check out, and I just wanted to leave. I said,
I don't need my gifts anymore. I'm good, I'll get
them at Walmart. Man, cobby lobby losing business. Why we

(52:18):
got a naked guy running up and down the halls.
You see a naked guy coming too, That's that's a good.
That's a good time to just pack it up and
go home for the day. That is a good. That's
that's what you put on. That's when you put your
items down and you go to Walmart. But you know what,
Walmart could have a naked person too. We're talking about
Florida here. We're not sure if everybody's got their clothes
on at Walmart either. So he was strapped down to

(52:40):
a stretcher in charge with indecent exposure, battery, resisting an
officer without violence. It is Florida and a naked person
making the show once again. All right. Coming up next
to the show, we'll get to the Oscar nominations that
just came out this morning. Also your chance to win
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website nine to six one Kiss dot com. It's Mike
youbob the Kiss Morning Freak Shows. Good nominations just came
up this morning, all right, where we start here? Best
Animated all right? Yeah, I like that K Pop Demon Hunters.

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All right, it's probably there that one the Golden Globe,
either that or Zootopia. Best Original Song is probably gonna
be Golden from K Pop Demon Hunters that was nominated
also Sinners, Diane Warren Relentless, But I think Golden K
Pop Demon Hunters is gonna win Animated Feature and Best

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Song for Golden Best Director. The directors of Hamnett Marty
Supreme won battle after another sentimental value in Sinners. Ryan
Coogler from Sinners, I think maybe maybe wins that one.
Supporting actress Tiana Taylor one battle after another. She won

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the Golden Globe. I don't see her losing that. Supporting
Actor stelling Scarsguard for sentimental value. He won the Golden Globe,
but there's also like Benicio del Toro in that one.
There's a Sean Penn in that one too, so we'll
see what happens there. Lead actress Oscar nomination Jesse Buckley

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for Hamnett rose Burn for If I had legs, I'd
kick you, Kate Hudson for Song Sung Blue, Renizve for
sentimental value in Emma Stone for Bugonia. Lead actor Timothy
shallow May for Marty Supreme. I mean he's not gonna win.
Oscar for that. Leonardo DiCaprio for One Battle after another.

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He was great in that, Ethan Hawk for Blue Moon,
and Michael B. Jordan for Sinners. Obviously, he's great in
that he plays like two people in Centers. So, but
the Golden Globe went to Wagner Mora for the Secret Agent.
So I don't think the Oscars Gonta give him Best
Actor though you know they're gonna go with one of them. Yeah,

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I think they go with the bigger name there. Yeah,
and uh, let's see Best Picture nominations. Let me see,
I've seen WHOA Hold On haf One got nominated for
Best Picture, the Brad Pitt F one movie.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
Really yeah, that your pick?

Speaker 2 (55:26):
No, it might win some editing or special effects, but
which would be great because then it would win over
over James Cameron an avatar. You don't you want him
to get shut out right of the Oscars?

Speaker 15 (55:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Yeah. Best Picture nominees for the Oscars just came out.
Boon F one, Frankenstein, Hamnet, Marty Supreme, One Battle after another,
The Secret Agent, Sentimental Value, Sinners, and Train Dreams. All right,
I've seen a couple of those.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
One battle after another won the U won the Golden Globe.
Though I've seen off that list. I've seen Sinners. I've
seen Sinners, all right.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
I wouldn't be mad if Sinners one Best Picture. But
I feel like one battle after another just the subject
of that movie and everything I think that one, uh
one not your pick? No, I no F one. No
F one had me until they launched an F one
car through the air and it spun like three times,
and I'm like, this is kind of just fast and
furious F one. Uh So, Yeah. The Oscars will well

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air March fifteenth on ABC. Conan O'Brien back hosting the
Oscars this year. Here's your chance of one thousand dollars.
Good luck. Well, Bob, we've upset a We've upset a kid.
No in the school drop offline this morning. It's Mike
and Bob the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Let's get to
this talkback message brought to us by the Pavement.

Speaker 12 (56:47):
Group inside the carpool drop offline this morning with my daughter.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
She looks forward to having you guys on in the radio.
Appreciate that.

Speaker 13 (56:55):
And whenever you guys came in with the last clip
and put on another song, what did you say, logan.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
I want you guys to talk about butt crack? She
was upset you guys weren't talking about butt crack. So
I bet makes your day. See, I think we've been
to butt cracks plenty on the show today. You know,
there's a guy who got naked choked in the river
with a thirty thousand dollars harp. Has been plenty of
butt crack talk, had some naked story steads. It's a
naked guy in Florida and a hobby lobby. How much

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butt crap do we need to crack? I guess I
feel like we're the number one showing Pittsburgh for butt crack?
Can you ever have too much butt crack? Though? Probably not?
All right, let's get to this, Uh, let's get to
this Groundhog Day thing, because this happens every year Groundhog Day,
of course, big deal in Punk's Tawny not too far
from here, they bring out you know, Punk's Tawny filling

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at body's partying. Yeah, yeah, but Pete always has a
problem with it because it's a live animal. So Peta
always has something every year that they ask the groundhog keepers,
like this year, it's, uh, make a state of the
art hall again, which nobody's gonna go for. It's gotta
be a live groundhog whatever.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
I look back to see what their other suggestions have
been recently, animatronic robot, they wanted to Yeah, they wanted
a groundhog revealed cake one year.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Yeah okay. And then we read the Facebook comments.

Speaker 6 (58:17):
She got a deep dark place on the internet. It's
time for ninety six to one kiss Facebook comments.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Peter has asked that punk Satawny Phil be replaced with
a hologram for Groundhog Day. And then we read the
Facebook comments. Jim H. Hey, Peta, I got an idea.
I can picture it now. Okay, ten thousand people crowding
to punk Satawny to see me jam a hologram groundhog

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up here bought live. I don't think, Samantha. A groundhog
Day reminds me of my grandma. She loved the lottery
and I always called her pa favorite groundhog. I'm tired
of all these changes, even hinz Field, damn it. All right,

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it's not a real change. It's still got punks. Tawny
Phil grand Hog careful over there, but I know what
you're doing, all right, Scott F Phil groundhog is well
taken care of. I remember about fifteen years back we

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went groundhog Day. I was hammered. I drank so much.
I don't even remember it, but I think it was
fun Leeve Phil alone, damn it. Clyde, See my nickname
in college was the groundhog Hell. I'll go up there
and pop out that stump in my underwear. All right,
you know what, Peta, maybe we just get uh. You

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wanted something other than a live groundhog. How about Clyde
in his underwear? They call them groundhog? In college they
called me groundhog Again. Peta wants a holographic groundhog. They
do this crap every year, right, Jody b in the
Facebook commings as a pucks and tawny resident. I brought
your dad there as a punk'sa tawney resident. Stay the

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hell out of our business. And if you're coming in
from out of town, my front lawn ain't your toilet,
all right, Kevin n Holograms don't have shadows, you bunt lunches,
all right? Mark F. Phil is a damn king. Didn't
they try to turn him into a robot a few
years ago? A bunch of weirdos out there, Ken c

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hey idiots. Phil and his girlfriend have a very nice
home in the library. Damn Groundhog's probably getting more sex
than I am at this point. All right, it's a
weird thing to say. There Ken to share, Ken and
one more here again, Peta wants punks. Tawny fill replaced
with a hologram for Groundhog Day coming up. Nathan m
o is king. I heard the top hat guys haze

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each other and the new guy has to take a
bubble bath with the groundhog his initiation. I don't know
if that's true. Something that's truth, you know what. There's
somewhere with the top hat guys, though, that might be
that might be true. I don't have funny games till
Clydes and he wants to take a bath. We got

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a new groundhog.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Get in the bathtub with Clyde.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
All right, get excited. This Saturday at the Convention Center,
it's Pirate Fest Tenday n to six pm. Paul Skeins
won't be there. Yikes. He's accepting the cy Young from
the Baseball Writers Association of America in New York. Rookie
right hander Bubba Chandler, he won't be there. He's buying
a new house. He won't be there. Number one prospect

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in baseball Connor Griffin, our nineteen year old shortstop. He
just got married last weekend. He's on his honeymoon. He
won't be there either. Andrew mccutchon's a free agent. He
won't be there either. Wow. So hey, Bob nodding, look
at that forecast and just go you got you're out here.
People are gonna be going to Giant Eagle preparing for

(01:02:16):
the Sunday snow storm. Just cancel it. Blame it on
the snow storm. Yeah, sure, it's Mikey and Bob. The
ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. We're all
getting ready for the brand new Harry Styles song tonight
at seven pm. It's been years since we've heard from
Harry Styles. New album, new song. His new single Aperture

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comes out at seven pm tonight for us here in
the in the East Coast time zone, so we will
play it here seven pm tonight on the station and
also all day tomorrow seven am to nine pm. Let's
get to this Harry talkback message brought to us by
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Speaker 5 (01:02:55):
Just wanted to say a happy Harry Styles release day.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
Oh yeah, you guys, since.

Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
It's released at twelve am or midnight, you can't have
that is seven pm for us here. Oh yeah, get
ready for new Harry have everyone has a great day.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
Yeah, seven pm. Will be playing it and then all
day Friday, it's basically Harry Night tonight and then Harry
Day tomorrow. I have wandered down a hairy hole. I
am deep in a hairy hole right now. When you
tell me you're down a hairy hole, and I see
that you're you see the listening, the listening parties that

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Harry had. What was this?

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
It was for the single that's coming out for all
of us tonight or people have already heard it. Yeah,
they did like pop up listening parties like around the country,
and I guess London and Austin, Texas, and we're people.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
To just like put on headphones listen to it, but
like no recording devices.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
At one time, they talked to a bunch of people
after they were coming out to get their reactions.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
I'm in the hairy hole, man. You know that.

Speaker 8 (01:04:00):
It's like astronaut and it's like looking down at space
and it's.

Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
Like pointing at the Earth.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
That's what it reminded me of.

Speaker 17 (01:04:05):
I felt like I was being catapulted through space and
then like levitated, just like it kept levitating and levitating.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
Oh my gosh, Harry's about to take us the space. Listen.
We're renaming all black holes in space Harry holes. Okay,
they're not black holes anymore. They're they're hairy holes.

Speaker 16 (01:04:25):
He's been teasing.

Speaker 21 (01:04:26):
He's been teasing, and there's vibes like, you know, you're
gonna listen and you're gonna be like way as a fan.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
Oh, oh my gosh, there's vibes as a fan, we're
gonna be like again. These are just reactions of people
who went to uh Harry style listening party got to
hear the song.

Speaker 16 (01:04:41):
Immediately transported into like a European underground club.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Was dancy. I was having fun, I was in birdie.
It is amazing to just hear his voice again.

Speaker 21 (01:04:54):
It's been agree like almost four years, and I thought
I was ready and I immediately started crying, Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
My gosh, immediately started crying. It's I'm ready. Hey, I'm
deeper in the hairy hole. There's uh, there's talk here
of a disco stadium tour. Disco stadium tour. Is this
gonna be the I mean, this isn't coming from anything official, no, no,

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but I mean he's got a tour, right, He's got
a tour. He's got a tour. Nothing official yet though, but.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
I mean there was a talk of the Madison Square
Garden residency.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
And then now down down the hairy hole, I go,
seems like you need to stay down. I'm at disco
stadium tour. We're gonna get a new song today seven
pm and all day tomorrow. But we still need to
know more about the album and a possible tour. So hey, Bob,
why don't you just save wherever you're at right now

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on the internet and whatever we need you to go
back down the Hairy hole, you'll be ready for it.
He can my head out of the Harry Hole like
the Bob Hog. Hello, a right, brand new Harry Style
seven pm tonight and all day on the station tomorrow.
Big local story today other than the impending snow storm

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that probably is gonna hit Sunday, but we're not sure
how bad it's gonna be. I think tomorrow we'll have
a better picture of it all. Yeah, but the other
story is the guy who got naked jumped in the
river and somehow had a thirty thousand dollars harp down
at the point. Let's get to this talkback message here
on the Kiss Morning Free Show. It's Mikey and Bob,
brought to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 16 (01:06:35):
I was wondering if we could get the harp down
at the point, and whoever plays it and makes beautiful
music is the next Steelers quarterback body.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Okay, so we have a inser sword in the stone
sort of thing here. We could do that with for
coach too. We keep the harp down at the point
and everybody must play it in the first one that
can successfully play renegade. You're in the new Steelers quarterback.
That's how it's work, right. New Harry style song comes

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tonight at seven pm. We'll be playing at tomorrow on
the show at seven am in the top of the
hour all day. So got that going for US OSCAR
nominations came out this morning. You can go on the
internet and find out all that. Brand new episode of
The Pit Tonight on HBO Max, Episode three of season two.
There's a fatal motorcycle accident, so we think they're going

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to tie that back to Dr Robbie driving his motorcycle
with dot helmet and he's supposed to go on a
motorcycle sabbatical, so I think we're gonna have motorcycles happening.
And also Doctor Robbie meets a survivor of the Tree
of Life synagogue shooting, so obviously a lot of Pittsburgh
ties there, and yeah, it will probably be a pretty

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emotional scene, I would think. Tonight on the Pit again,
new episode comes at nine pm. Penguin's back at it again.
After nice four to one win last night West Coast
to Canada and Calgary, they go to Edmonton to night
to take on Connor McDavid in the Edmonton oilers. Oh
heated rivalry. So I got that going. I think there's

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a new Star Wars trailer that comes out today for
the Darth Maul series. Okay, that was it. That was
my Star Wars for the distracted by Harry Styles. Are
you still down right now? Still anything new or you
just need to Are you in fan art now or
something like that?

Speaker 3 (01:08:28):
And they're saying online, you're down my hairy hole. Okay,
they're saying down my hairy hole that there's gonna be
a bunch of deluxe editions. Things are gonna take like
the the Taylor uh, the Taylor Book of everybody releasing music.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
Everybody does that. If you're big enough, you can put
out five versions of an album or a song. Okay, yeah,
well I got okay, that's it. There's no like it's
got a golden hairy ticket in it where you get
to take a bath with him if you win or something.
You know, none of that, all right, Harry Styles Night
tonight night seven pm will be playing brand new song
here on ninety six to one kiss and all day tomorrow.

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You got twelve more chances try to win one thousand
dollars continue to pay your bills. Your next chance to
win coming up in about ten minutes here during the
Ryan Seacrest Show, What do you want to name the
podcast today? Bab Sharts and harps Sharks in harps. All right,
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