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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The ninety six one this morning freakshell, I'm cool.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
I'm gonna be okay to today. I just had to
get out of my system right to start the show.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
That's all. I'm good. That was That was all.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
No, that ain't all the Star Wars you're getting today now, Man,
it's made the fourth.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
May the Fourth be with you.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
You're getting all the Star Wars today, right, you're getting
all of it today. You're getting me power ranking my
top five favorite Star Wars characters. You're getting me making
my top five favorite Star Wars noises.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Come cool. That's it. That's all.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
No, you're getting me and Bob from years ago questioning
how Chewbacca goes to the bathroom. You're getting all the
Star Wars stuff today, unanswered question, how does Chewi go
to the bathroom?

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Okay, you know what we should just we should just
honestly play this at the start of the show because
this was such, this was years ago, and uh, Bob
doesn't know a lot about Star Wars.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
I do.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
And he questioned, how Chewbacca goes to the bathroom. How's
Chewbacca use the bathroom? I know how Han Solo uses
the bathroom? Talking about Chewbacca.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
He probably just squats. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
That's a good question. How Chewbacca goes to the bathroom?
How does it work with all that hair right down there?
How'd Chewbacca go? Does he stand up?

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Does he squat? Does he stand up? Does he squat?
How does Chewy go?

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Yo?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
How does Chewy go? Maybe we can ask his homie
Han Solo? How did Chewy go? Does he a special
bathroom in the millennium? Falcon bro How does cheer We go?
I just thought maybe the Star Wars movies have been
around a while and thought maybe they addressed it at
some point. Dude, you know, I don't know. It just

(02:14):
I don't want to get too technical with it. I
just wonder, how does chew we go to the bathroom?

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Star Wars Mystery?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Star Wars, mistery, how does cheer we go to the bathroom?
That's one of my favorite Star Wars. It's like we
wrote that, you.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Know, how does Chewi go to the bathroom?

Speaker 5 (02:37):
All?

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Right?

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Happy made and fourth everybody, I'm gonna be cool for
Star Wars Day today. Kiss you mean to tell me
somehow we did the NFL draft without any issues, without
any traffic and then the Pittsburgh Marathon, which we've done
multiple multiple times. We still can't figure this traffic and
parking stuff out, Like it.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Seems like the city really cares.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
When it's like, all right, everybody clean up companies coming over.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Pittsburgh Marathon's more like, yeah, we do this every year.
It's the marathon. People figure it out what they're getting.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
I saw more people with parking in traffic issues for
the marathon than I did for the entire NFL Draft.
It's mikey Abob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning
Freak Show. Hey, little explosion. How about Will Lovener? Huh
Will Lovener, dude wins the men's Pittsburgh Marathon. He was
a runner up in twenty twenty four. He won the

(03:36):
Cleveland Marathon that year and then proposed to uh uh
his uh wife now wife there at the end of
the line, and then he had his wife and his
son waiting for him at the finish line. It's so
cool that he ends or won the damn Pittsburgh Marathon.
Congrats to Will Lovener. Also, Jane Barraccis won the uh
one the women's that's what Yeah, that's our third time

(03:59):
in a that's historic, never been done before. So congrats
to both of them. But the marathon's awesome. I just
love the people. I love the signs. I love the
camaraderie that it is. You know, the city just coming
out and stand there cheering people on.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, it's just it's a good vibe. Dude.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
I saw our buddy Bill Crawford. He posted a picture
on his Instagram. It was just like, you know, I
was scrolling through all of his marathon pictures and everything,
and there's one kid he asked to be five or
six years old, who is holding up a sign that
says don't bleep your pants, but it has the S word.
It doesn't say poop. Parents, let let him go, which

(04:40):
is awesome. And there was somebody I would think it
was a small child next to him dancing in a
poop emoji costume.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
That's beautiful right there, man.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
I mean, you're at the fifteen mile mark and you
see that kid pop up in front of you.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
You're just like, all right, I got this well.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
And you also think, probably not a good idea at
a fart at this point.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Fair warning.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
I mean I'm not a runner. I don't know what
it does. To your body and how that all happens.
But I know that is a thing, but can you
just imagine you're seeing all these positive signs and everything,
and you see a little five or six year old.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Hey, don't bleep your pants? So good. I love marathon
so much. Just just the.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Camaraderie of the city and everybody sort of getting along
and cheering each other on it is uh yeah, it's awesome.
Paraday in May continues today and is of course made
the fourth dun d.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Talking about we will tell you what concert ticket you
can win today? Coming up around eight am this morning.
It's Mikey and Bobby. I'm Bob. Anybody answer you?

Speaker 2 (05:52):
No answer?

Speaker 3 (05:54):
All right?

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Well, still a mystery why it smells like sausage here
and only Bob can smell it?

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Screens a Mikey and b podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
you get your podcasts. A little bit warmer today, highs
in the low seventies, mix the sun and clouds. It's
Mikey and Boba Kiss Morning Freak Show. What happened to
you this weekend?

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Man?

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Dude? Oh boy? Drain in the basement.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Oh no, we got a drain right by the furnace
and in our little furnace nook room. Yeah, uh, it
started gurgling water up and it started coming.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Up, and dude, bad water. Hey, the water, the water.
You don't want to see. How have you had so
many le like different issues with your house?

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Man?

Speaker 3 (06:38):
You just like something comes up, big logs. I guess
I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know. I'm
telling I don't know what's happening.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Man, I just I don't want to call you the
toilet assassin. My amount of hills that you have under
your belts and sound I'm undefeated.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
I am undefeated.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Really, So wait, was it was the toilet broker? Was
this just the drain started bubbling up? Oh, it was
just a drain. It was just a drain.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
But then we got to get everything out of that room.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
That room's like where we dump all the storage room, right,
Christmas stuff, Halloween, holiday stuff, some of my wife's like
old teaching stuff is in there.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
And it's like.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, dude, oh my god, So you were moving boxes
trying to get it away from trying to get it
away from brown water.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Oh my god. Yeah, were you hustling horrible Saturday?

Speaker 2 (07:30):
You're like doing like a touch and go drill and
get this. But I gotta get this buns over here. Hey,
I'm not good with smells either. Oh no, my wife
was the m v P. My wife, Rebecca was the
damn m VP because I am I come down the
stairs and catch it with.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
And again you're not.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
I'm just telling her I can't do it, dude.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
It was so bad. Oh my god, it was bad.
She just plugged her nose and it's just like, somebody's
got to do this.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Just yeah, my wife is ten times tougher than I'll
ever be. Same with my wife too, man, Like, I
feel like our wives are very similar in that way,
you know, like if something difficult needs to be done
me and you're just like, ah, can we pay somebody to.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
The top of the basement.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
It's like your cat in the middle of the night
when it's toughing up a hairball, but it's.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Just you and she's just getting she like get down here.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Now.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
How do you make your house smell better after that?

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Do you have to open every window and like light
candles and.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
That gets in fact everything that is touched. Dude.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
I mean it doesn't smell right now, but Saturday was
a bad day.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
It was a bad day. You should have came over, man.
I don't think it was my time to leave the house.
I wish I could. You'd probably be divorced if you
just real quick.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
I'll be back all right, Boks, got something we need
to fix this coming coming up next on the show Man,
I got sad listening to a Geinny Malkin talk when
they did locker clean out for the Pens. You know,
he was asked if he wants to play more, even
if it's not with the Penguins. We'll get to that
coming up. Around six forty and it's Many the fourth.
Today it's Star Wars Day.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Today.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
I am going to power rank my top five favorite
Star Wars noises for today in Freak Show History.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Around seven am, it's Mikey and Bob ninety case.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
I'm Mikey Young Bob Podcast today in Freak Show History.
Up next where I power rank my top five all
time Star Wars noises. On May the fourth, it's Mikey
and Bob The Kiss Morning Freak Show. Let's go international.
Here you go to Canada. It's our buddy Canadian Bacon
Brandon sending us a talkback message here brought to us

(09:54):
by one Team Media Miikey Bob.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Yeah, Canadian Bacon Brannon. Here, it's up b checking in
on some Pirates highlights here.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah, what the hell is with that pylon?

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Where did that come from? That's too funny.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
It's a long story, Canadian Bacon Brandon, but it's a
good one. Basically before the season, fanatics put out a
shirt that was misprinted. It said hoist to the Cone
instead of hoist the colors. The team embraced it, and
now there's people that dress up as traffic cones to
go to the Pirates game. Dude, yesterday during the broadcast,

(10:33):
I just saw there was like a group of like
four middle aged women just dressed just traffic cones. And
I'm like, this is awesome. It's only the coolest thing
that's happened to the Pirates in years. Yeah. Pirates sweep
the Reds over the weekend, by the way, one nothing
win on Sunday Friday they won nine to one, and
then Saturday was awesome.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
They won seventeen to seven. That game was hilarious.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
At one point the Reds I think walked seven straight batters.
Just a weird game, but fun game. The Pirates sweep
the Reds over the weekend. They're off today, then six
game road trip against the National League West, which means
later starts.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Now.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
The Penguins, of course, are out of it. If Guinny
Malkin was doing locker clean out day and you know,
telling everybody that he wants to stay. But what a
great question this was to Gino because obviously he's going
to be a free agent after the end of this season.
He's been with the team for like twenty damn years
with sid and it's just it would be sad to
see if Guinea Milkin play for another team. But somebody asked, Hey,

(11:32):
if the Penns don't want you, do you still want
to be in the NHL or is that going to
be it?

Speaker 5 (11:36):
We know you said you want to play another year here,
but would you come back and play another year in
the NHL even if that wasn't with the Penguins.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
Yes, I mean I won't play in NHL for Shure.
But again, I know it's it's not easy for Kyle.
You know, it's maybe he wants like new blood here.
Though I'm understanding, so I can be listening. I'm unders
like he wants playbe a new team like Senior faces here.

(12:03):
But and I won't play one way year in in
the NHL. I'm not uh looking back to Khel even
though I'll play in Russian but it's uh again, if
not peace groups, I hope.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Like uh Kim. Okay, I don't want this. I don't
like where this is headed here.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Okay, he doesn't want to go to KHL, he doesn't
want to play in Russia. But if Penguins don't give
him a deal, if he doesn't stay here, if if
Kyle Dubis depends, GM doesn't go, Hey, Gino, let's run
this back. You know, get pretty.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Good this year.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Just you know, a lot of guys didn't you know, playoffs.
It just wasn't happening. Watching Gino play with Ovechkin next year?

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Why would you do that? Don't dude, don't bring that here.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Oh geez, god, both their last years probably Oh my god,
did you Russian assassins?

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Yeah? I don't know, real life friends. Yeah, oh no,
don't do this to me, dubes. I mean, I don't
want it.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
The rumor was always Geno to like Florida Panthers, right,
I don't know, something like that. Maybe years ago but like, yeah,
Gino and Obie playing on the same team together.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Let's stop that talk right now.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
He gets his last ride, but no, no, that would
more be like Ovechkin's last ride, but it'd be with Melkin.
You know, you know, laying it on the table's going, man, Yeah,
I'm gonna play. Yeah, that's that's a bold move there
by Gino because now it puts the uh, the puck,
if you will, in Dubas's ice rink. So he you know,

(13:36):
I was gonna do ball in his court, but that's
I'm I'm an idiot. Yeah. So it's up to Dunes
now because told you where he stands, and he wants
to be back in Pittsburgh.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
So we'll see how this all plays out.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Coming up next on the show, my top five favorite
Star Wars noises from the Star Wars movies and I'm
making the noises too for me the or It's Star
Wars Day here on the Kiss Morning Free Show. It's
coming up next, It's Mike and Bob, This is Stateside,
Pink Panthers, and Zar Larson on Friday show to prepare

(14:11):
for the Pittsburgh Marathon, which looked great over the weekend.
We discovered that we can leave messages for people while
they're running. If they cross like a certain mile marker,
then we would pop up in their in their headphones,
their AirPods, whatever and give them an inspirational message. We
did this for We did this for a few people

(14:31):
that were running the marathon over the weekend. So let's
get to this talkback message here, brought to us by
the Pavement group.

Speaker 6 (14:37):
Well, miking, Bob, it's running a nice survived, barely survive
my first half marathon. I just want to thank Rebecca. Actually,
I mean, Bob, your message is great, but Rebecca's reminder
to not trust my farts was really like what got
me through.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
I think, wait, wait a minute, he's talking about your wife, Becca,
did you leave running a message like at your house
sitting on my college.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Okay, and sent over his little thing to record. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
I just started making a message and all of a sudden,
like I'm I'm doing nipples and you know, I'm going
through the motions of sense I think could be a problem. Yeah,
and then like out of the corner of the room,
my wife's just like, don't crust your farts. Wow, it's
a good, good message. Tag yourself in come on, yeah, sure,
why not? Well you got rolling over the finish line.

(15:26):
Great job rowing and everybody who did the ale Or
half marathon. Congratulations. All right, special day today, it's May
the fourth. I'm a Star Wars person. I love Star Wars.
It is such a great escape for me. I watch
all the Star Wars stuff. I've explained this millions of
times on the show I Love Star Wars. Now for

(15:46):
today and freak show history. On May the fourth, Star
Wars Day, Let's take you back to when I was
asked to make my top five favorite Star Wars noises,
but I couldn't use the actual noise. I had to
make the noise myself. It's one of my favorite all
time power rankings.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Here here we go today History talking to me. Able
to do these noises? Good? If I can't use the
real noises?

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Top five Star Wars noises according to me, uh huh.
Number five the ton Ton from like when Luke was riding.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
On Hoff in the snow. Number five, that was the
thing that Luke was riding on off. I don't know
what that is.

Speaker 7 (16:44):
Number four the tie Fighter all that it's like, do
you know that the tie Fighter?

Speaker 3 (16:56):
You know what I'm talking about right.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yeah, it's like it's here in the studio with me.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
I'm going I took my headphones off.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Then I'm gonna move past.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Close my eyes. Yeah like that. That's number four.

Speaker 7 (17:17):
Wow, my third favorite Star Wars noise Darth Vader breathing.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
I think I think I got a very close your
eyes if you're not driving.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Darth Vader just walked.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Pretty good, right, that's pretty good. It's not like dread guys.
It's not Darth Vader talking or nothing like that.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
It's his south number two Tubaca here comes. I don't
know it sound a bad TUBEA. Go ahead? You got
a chewy and you're right, you got a good Chewbacca. No,

(18:09):
you sound too human when you do it. Man, alright, sorry,
what is your number one? Number one Star Wars noise
of all time? Lightsaber booth let go let go boone

(18:31):
well bone, Oh wow, I put it. I put it
away and brought it back out. That's why I put
it away and brought it back out.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
All the lightsabers away, whipped it back out.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Ww. This video is gonna be all over the internet.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Man, coming up around eight am a pair a day
in May. We will tell you what concert you can
win tickets to today starting around eight am here on
the Kiss Morning Freak Show, it is Mikey and Bob.
It is time to check in with Pittsburgh Police Scanner
account again. This is just a couple people who listen

(19:16):
to the Pittsburgh Police Scanner. They post about it. They've
won social media awards for their account. They have their
own website, pghdash scanner dot com.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
Time to find out what is happening in and around
our city.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
North oaklinn Fifth ab at North Craig Street, Colors set.
They're a resident and they're upset that the band.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
For the Pittsburgh Marathon is too loud. It's the damn marathon. Yeah,
you knew around here.

Speaker 7 (19:45):
If the marching band wants to play to get runners
hyped up.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
It was mid thirties when the marathon started.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
You need a little tuba maybe with Uncle Frank's band
out there though there They came out of the garage, okay,
and put it up on a corner, just a rock
for everybody. So you're saying like it might not have
been an official band, or like this wasn't like the
pit band or anything like this. This is just Uncle
Frank and his boys. All right, we don't know many songs,

(20:13):
but I'll tell you what. If you want to hear
a fifty minute extended version of Renegade, you.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Know we got you.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Also happening in and around our city south side, fourteenth
Street caller wants to alert police that they see, oh jeez,
a drunk guy in the neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Hold on, there was a drunk guy on the south side.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
You called the cops. Are you are you kidding me? Okay,
like seventy percent of the people on the south Side
might be drunk all the time. Anyway, sending the.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
National Guarden, I got a drunk guy.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
That is not nothing against the south Side, as you
south Side. You know what I'm saying. You're right, National Guard.
You saw a drunk guy and you called the police.
Also happening in and around our city East Liberty at
the Whole Foods said that they're alarmed by a guy
walking around with a sword. Police said they know about him,

(21:08):
and that's just what he does. Now again, police know
about him. Yeah, any sword guy, he's Liberty sword guy.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Man, that's just what he does.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
It's like the guy that walks around downtown don Corleone.
Some of the cops just know the people. Right, he's
on street patrol. Yeah, it's like, is he breaking any law.
He's got a sword, which seems concerning threatening. It seems threatening.
He hasn't cut anybody.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Yeah, you're right, you're right. Maybe he hasn't had to
use it.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Maybe he's just the ultimate protector out on these East
Liberty streets. Maybe maybe he is the security. He's Liberty,
whole food, the Liberty. Uh, Miss Samurai. That's what's happened
in and around our city. Kiss stick around eight am

(22:09):
this morning, a pair of day in May will tell
you what concert ticket you can win today here on
ninety six to one Kiss coming up around eight am,
it's Mikey and Bob. Let's get to this talkback message
brought to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 8 (22:21):
Hey Mikey, Bob, Hey, Hey, it finally happened. I got
hot crotched.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Oh no, hot crotched at an air Wow.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
We've talked about this on the show before that when
you go through uh you know, like TSA screening. Yeah,
it was like last July. How do you think last
summer when when it got really warm out. Yeah, they're
they're pulling people over for security checkpoints because their crotch
would be so hot that it would show up on
the thing you go through that full body scanner. Yeah,

(22:52):
your target, your target regions heat up.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Uh huh.

Speaker 8 (22:55):
Come back from San Francisco on Friday, randomly selected for
additional screening going through the machine. Yeah, and wouldn't you know,
just a big old red square right on the crotch.
Finally part of the club. Happy birthday, Bob.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
It's not Bob's birthday, it's welcome to the club. Bob
does not have Star Wars birthday. It's not made a
fourth the proper way to celebrate by getting hot crotch
at the airport. A backhand full body inspector from a
TSA worker. I've never gotten rubbed on. Oh I have
every time I go, every time you go. Yeah, I
don't think I've made it through one of those full
body scanners without it's setting off.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Without uh oh yeah, big man's hiding something. It's less invasive.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
With the back of the hand to it's mud right, like, Okay,
we're gonna we're gonna rub your crotch real quick.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
I'm a stranger. Don't worry though.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
It's the back of this safety then it's weird man,
weird society we have here. All right, let's get to
another talk back message here, uh, brought to us by
one Team Media.

Speaker 9 (23:55):
Morning corn Old Joe, there is I was hoping to
say something, say something nice.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Hold on, I did not know we were doing say
something nice here, corn, Hold Joe, let me get this
real quick, say something nice, Say something nice.

Speaker 5 (24:18):
I wanted to say something nice, specifically about you guys. Sure, Mikey,
I know you shared something a little bit ago that
you were going through some stuff and just wanted to
let you know, no matter what you're going through, your
movies are here for you.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
I think that might be the first use of the
word movies in the correct context on our show. Like
the name of people who listen to our show, Mikey
and Bob fan and movies, right, movies.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
But I appreciate that you.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
Were able to open up and let us know, because
I think sometimes we think that behind the animal mating
noises and laugh tracks and stuff, you're still human beings
and you guys are going through stuff, and you departmentalize
that so well, we don't necessarily hear that on the
air unless you tell us, but we're here for you
and we love you guys. And also with that said,

(25:11):
last week, you guys hyped us up for the Keystone
State Cornhole Championship.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Yeah, the team the bag Offs, right, Yeah, Cornhole Championships
of Pennsylvania.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
And just wanted to let you know that we played
your Let's Go bag Offs chant on a speaker wow
amp us up before a match during the match, and
it was absolutely electric and our team greatly appreciated that.
Your Pittsburgh Bagoffs are the twenty twenty six Wow, Keystone

(25:42):
State Championship.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Wow, you did it, Champion Cornhole Champs of Pennsylvania.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
It's the bag Offs.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
I just wanted to say a quick shout out to
the team Novak and Big Sexy, Gov Logan, Caitlin, Ruben Ryan, Aaron, Zimmycki,
Moon John and Breezy resting his hip and everybody else
who couldn't be there.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Love you guys, great season.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Hey, thanks for a nice message there. Cornhole Joe, And
what happened to Breezy's hip?

Speaker 3 (26:12):
Bro? Yeah, Breezy throwing cornhole to its serious man.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
They're trying to win a champions Congratulations to the Pittsburgh
bag offs.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
They are the champions of Cornhall in Pennsylvania.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
All right, it is May the fourth today. Uh, it
is Star Wars Day. Now.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
I am a massive Star Wars fan. I'm talking about
like watch the cartoons, read the books and sort of thing.
Bob not so much. He just scratched the surfaces like
a lot of other people. I've never seen the original movies. Yeah, yeah,
I know some of the reference, you know, like Darth
Vader and Luke Skywalker and uh yeah, okay, we will

(26:53):
get to our top five favorite Star Wars characters of
all time. Coming up next for May the fourth, it
is the Kiss More Freak Show.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Mike, you Bob.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Hop On a nice Sunday night in the city of
Pittsburgh here on the Gateway Clipper, just cruising around, listening
to some nice music, taking in all the views and
the magic and the mystique of the city. The Summer
a Kiss Kickoff cruise coming to the Gateway Clipper. We
are just twenty days away now, May twenty fourth. If
you're twenty one and over, it's hosted by our guy Justin.

(27:26):
You can get your ticket to at Gateway Clipper dot com.
Summer Kisskickoff cruise is Sunday, May twenty fourth. All right, Bob, today,
Star Wars Day. It's May the fourth, today, May the
fourth be with you and all that stuff. Yeah, I'm
a massive Star Wars fan. Bob just scratches the surface.
Top five favorite Star Wars characters of all time? Big listen, it's.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Time for polo rankings.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
What key and Bob Nutty?

Speaker 10 (27:56):
Six?

Speaker 2 (27:57):
One kiss? All right, May the fourth Star Wars Day.
Just get mine out of the way first, because I'm
a huge Star Wars fan. Number five Sabine Wren that
she's in Rebels Clone War. She's Mandalorian, but also she's
trained to be a Jedi. She is awesome. She's spray
paints stuff. She is awesome. Number four it's the Mandalorian

(28:17):
Din jarring Is. He's rose in the rankings. He's got
the movie coming out, Mandalorian in Grogu later this uh
later this month.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
What why you give me that look? You said the
first person was Mandalorian.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Well, dude, it can pay more than one mandalorianjee.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Mandalorians like a whole. Where do you think Mandalorians live?

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Well, do you think their planets called Mandalori?

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Mandalori?

Speaker 2 (28:49):
You think the Mandalorian Ben Jarns the only Mandalorian.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Bro Number three, Han Solo, right, I know who that is.
Number two favorite Star Wars character. Gimme Grogu that little baby.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
It doesn't get cuter, and he's got it. He's gotta
be up there. By the way, I'm not so sure
that Grogu stays good this whole time. Bad Grogu. I
think he's gonna be tempted by the dark side at
some point. Hey, uh, if there's more than one Mandalorian,
is there another Grogu out there could be? I mean
there was Yoda, now there's Grogu. So yeah, there's yeah,

(29:31):
there's more. Actually, hey, don't whoa whoa shocking to me?
There's yachtel too? What's a yachtel? It's not what's a yachtl?
It's like a team mo. What what's a yachtl?

Speaker 3 (29:45):
This is yachtle. It's it's like Lady Yoda. It's like
Lady Yoda. Did they give Yoda boobs? I mean that's
how you would draw it. I've seen your Star Wars, dude.
Number one favorite Star Wars character is Ahsokatano. Number one.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Yeah, I mean listen, she was the Padawan and Anakin
Skywalker before it came Darth Vader. All right, Bob, let's
get to your top five Star Wars characters here.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
I don't even know if I want to do this.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Number five b B A b A yeah, yeah, a
little Droi Runner, Yeah, bba.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
That's a good one, all right.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Number four Kylo Wow, five for you, Okay, if you
haven't caught on, I've only seen the new Star Wars movie.
Number three Baby Yoda, okay grow yeah, alright, alright.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Number two favorite Star Wars character youbaka?

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Oh wow, Queet too, baby, very fun man.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Number one favorite Star Wars character of all time, according
to Bob, who does not have deep Star Wars knowledge.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
I just learned about. It is Yoda with boom.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Under. What is it?

Speaker 3 (31:06):
I'm never doing Star Wars power rankings you ever yet?

Speaker 2 (31:10):
All right? Coming up next on the show around eight am,
we tell you what Paraday in May you can win.
We will tell you what concert tickets we're giving away
here on the station. Coming up next, the Mikey and
Bob Podcast. Hey, thank you for listening to our Mikey
and Bob podcast. Now whatever you're listening on, we appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
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You can send us a message about previous shows, the
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Let us know where you're listening from. Two. Oh yeah,
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Speaker 1 (32:00):
Geez, stay, oh an't.

Speaker 11 (32:04):
You I need you? Oh uh, it's beautiful days.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
If you could win a brand new deck up to
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Speaker 3 (32:30):
We did it last year. We're running it back again
this year because it was so much fun.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
We'll give you details on how you can win a
brand new deck with us and Schly Deck and Fence
around eight to fifty five on the Kiss Morning Free Show.
It is Mikey and Bob real quick, let's get to
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Speaker 12 (32:44):
Group A Mike and Bob. This is Kayla from Free
Part Hey, I'm just calling you in to say that
today May forth is my husband and I is thirteenth
plading anniversary.

Speaker 7 (32:54):
Wowt congrassed our Wars Mary May the fourth.

Speaker 12 (33:01):
Yeah, and we are not Star Wars fans.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Oh no, you blew it. I was all excited for you.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
I thought like, tell me, did you have lightsabers at
the wedding?

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Let me hear all about it. Nope, not Star Wars fans.

Speaker 12 (33:14):
But we didn't even know when we picked me for
that was a thing. Yeah, but I just wanted to
wish my husband a happy thirteenth wedding anniversary and May
the fourth be with you guys.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Wow, didn't even know. I feel like May the Fourth's
only been a thing for like maybe the last ten
to fifteen years, I don't know. Definitely a created holiday. Yeah,
oh yeah, absolutely. Dimny that owns Star Wars. They're so
happy that we have a Star Wars Day.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Now.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
It wasn't on the radar thirteen years back, so yeah,
it's probably a little newer than that. Yeah, all right,
it's a parent day in May. Here on ninety six
to one kiss again. Every day in the month of May,
we are giving away a pair of tickets to some
of the biggest concerts that are coming to town like
Noah Khan and Bruno Mars, Olivia, Rodrigo, Bentson Boone and

(34:05):
Alex Warren and Somber and Morgan Wallen, just any big
shows that are coming to Pittsburgh this summer. We are
gonna give you chances to win tickets a paraday in May.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Today it's Bruno Mars tickets. Not bad.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
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be nice and August feels like you're wrapping up summer
right before Labor Day there at Akrasher Big Stadium Tour
Bruno Mars.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Now, you have through the day today to try to
win Bruno Mars tickets. All you need to do is
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Speaker 2 (34:43):
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who you want to take with you too, So yeah,
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to win Bruno Mars tickets today again. Send us a
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Speaker 3 (34:59):
Watch it. It's Bruno Lives Amazing. Uh yeah, we got
to see Bruno.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
We've seen Bruno a couple of times. I think, yeah,
he he puts on a show. So Bruno mars tickets
today for a parent day in May.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
It's The Kiss Morning Freak Show, Mikey and Bob Eric.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Before the microphones went on, Bob just goes Old Boy,
and I'm like, what's Oh Boy?

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Go ahead, tell everybody what Oh Boy is for you?
This morning?

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Live bait vending machine on Facebook Marketplace. All right, Bob,
every morning during the show is just perusing Facebook Marketplace.
Why would you want a live bait vending machine that
has like worms in it? Big Bath? Bob's man, Okay,
it needs bait. I'm telling you, man, you you like fishing.
If you opened a small tackle shop somewhere North Park

(35:46):
Lake called Big Bass, Bob's telling you, print money, dude,
Big Bath Bob.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Ready, it starts with a vending machine. It's Mikey and
Bob the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Let's get today.

Speaker 7 (35:57):
Something together right now, It's time to find what the
hell is this rating.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
With Mikey in back.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Of course for us here in Pittsburgh, the marathon was
over the weekend. Congrats to local guy Will Lovener of
Indiana Township. He wins the men's marathon, and Jane Barracis
won the women's marathon, made history too, the third year
in a row that she has won. So congrats to everybody.
The marathon looked looked awesome. Excuse me.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Spirit Airlines is done forever right.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Spirit Airlines has done the black the black riding the
big yellow planes that were such an affordable way to travel.
I love how Spirit Airlines was like a joke for
so long, and now they've taken Spirit Airlines away and
we're like, wait.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
A minute, no, no, I like that. I like that
one sheep option where you know, it might not be
the best airline, but it's gonna get you where you
need to go to if there's no other options.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Spirit Airlines has uh has shut down, which you know
has sort of an uncertain future for the Arnold Palmer
Regional Airport there in late Tree because Spirit was flying
out of there. Definitely not great if you want to
travel someplace. It takes away another option, Like I don't
think any flyings affordable, even though Spirit is labeled as
the cheapest option usually. But like it's not good that

(37:12):
they're gone, Like that's definitely not a good thing. Devilware's
Product two kicked gass at the box office over the weekend.
It made two hundred and thirty three million worldwide seventy
seven million domestically. Compare that to two thousand and six
with the original Devilwaar's product made twenty seven and a
half million.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
It's open, So I would say.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
By those numbers, probably prepare for Devilware's Product three.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
Yeah, because that made a lot of money.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Kentucky Derby delivered a record audience over the weekend as
what was the golden tempo?

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Did the horse win?

Speaker 2 (37:50):
No? Renegade Now, Renegade was the favorite to win the
Kentucky Derby. Renegade finished finished second, right behind Golden te
Bo who won the race. But there was some history though,
first time a female trainer has ever won the Kentucky Derley.
Derley the Deurly Sherry Devereux was the trainer for the

(38:15):
horse that won the Kentucky Derby. So by the way,
the live audience peaked for the Kentucky Derby. So when
the race was happening, uhuh, twenty four and a half
million people were watching on NBC and peacock. What horse
racing is such a bizarre thing twenty four because no
one cares at all. Some people are even just against
the sport. But that didn't they have an I'm for

(38:37):
like six hours or something too. It goes on all day,
but then there's like this, this real quick, like a
couple minute period where twenty four and a half million
people just go, you know what, I'm gonna watch some horses. Also,
we got some tour cancelations here. Zane has canceled his tour,
you know, formerly one Direction. He was supposed to play

(38:58):
the Arena July twenty Yeah. Yeah, yeah, he's uh, he's's
canceled his tour. Well not all of it though, He's
still gonna do shows in the UK and Mexico and
South America. But yeah, Zane's not coming anymore. Also the US,
the US leg is done.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
Yeah okay.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Also, Post Malone and Jelly Roll have postponed their Big
Ass Stadium tour this summer.

Speaker 13 (39:22):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Post Malone said the timing didn't line up.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
After looking at the schedule.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Uh, saying that he didn't want to rush the process
because he's working on new music.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Hey, post Malone, you knew when the tour dates were waiting,
the timing didn't line up. I'm just sick of artists.
Every art he has like a lying like just I
didn't sell tickets. You guys don't love me anymore.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Sorry, But like tour busses had like full on recording studios,
and like artists make music everywhere. Yeah, it sort of
seems like that's what you say when you can't sell tickets,
Like post Malone said, I didn't have the time to
finish the new album before or the tour starts. Hey
post Malone, who cares? Then we'll just hey, play your
old hits that we want to hear anyway. You know,

(40:07):
he says, we ain't ready for tour just yet, So
I'm making the decision to push the.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Tour back so pretty much. It didn't fell about three
weeks so we can get the album done.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Yeah, it wasn't selling good. That's it.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Like nobody has a sold out show where they just go, yeah,
I sold out this stadium. But I'm thinking I need
to work on new music. The only reason usually unless
it's like some medical figure. They're not sound tickets. It's
nobody cancels like big sold out show.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Now that money away. No, And also it's not a
surprise like, oh man, what do you mean I have
a summer tour to do with Jelly Roll? So yeah,
I like post Malone, but come on, man, just I
mean artists.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Artists are never gonna say I'm not selling tickets, but
they should because I think being open and honest, even
with your fans is like, hey, lest we want to
cancel some dates.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
We gotta start moving some tickets here.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
So uh, it's delayed, might be canceled. We'll see what
happens with Post Malone and Jelly Roll. But just like Zane,
they are they're moving, moving tour dates or just outright
canceling them.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
All right. We will hear from if Guinny Malkin, and
Sidney Crosby about the future, especially for Gino, he's a
free agent. Coming up around eight forty, we'll tell you
about our big sly deck in Fence Deck Dot Deck
Party contest We're doing around eight to fifty five and
your chance to win one thousand dollars around nine ten.
It's Mikey and Bob ninety It Sabrina Carpenter When did

(41:39):
you Get Hot?

Speaker 2 (41:39):
It's your weird, oddly shaped Pittsburgh Uncles, Mike and Bob,
The Kiss Morning Freak Show. Hey, congratulations, Noahcon noa CON's
got the number one album in the country, his fourth album,
The Great Divide.

Speaker 13 (41:52):
It's his biggest debut week that he's ever had. It's
the third largest debut of the year, behind BTS and
Harry Styles. But Noah Con The Great Divide had the
largest streaming week of any album this year. Usually, I
think when a new album comes out and it's an
artist I really like, like, I'll listen to it a
few times, and then you know, I'll be like, all right, well,

(42:14):
let me go back to my other music.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
I like this song, I like that song.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Bro. This this album has just been on repeat, repeat, repeat,
put it on shuffle, don't even care what song comes up.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
Repeat.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
I'm saying a lot of that's probably me getting the uh,
the streaming record there's all on. You might just be
me for Noah Khan. All right, let's get to uh.
Let's get to a couple of messages here. We got
a couple of people that want to say something nice.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Let's get to this. Say something nice, Say something nice.

Speaker 11 (42:47):
Mikey and Big Bob.

Speaker 14 (42:48):
Hey, this is Kim from Green Tree and I don't
know if you have done say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Shit, I'm gonna tell you something, Kim. It doesn't matter
if we've done it or if we haven't done it.
Anytime you say something nice time on our show, Say
something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 14 (43:09):
But I just wanted to give a shout out to
all of the runners, volunteers, absolutely first emergency staff, please, city,
et cetera that came out yesterday for the marathon.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
It was fantastic.

Speaker 14 (43:21):
Lots of energy and congratulations to all the winners.

Speaker 11 (43:25):
Wait do you go everybody?

Speaker 3 (43:26):
Yeah, Happy birthday, Bob, Happy birthday to me.

Speaker 11 (43:28):
Mind's New Year's Eve.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
At the end, thank you, ma'am. Bob's birthday again, New
Year's Day. It's uh, it's not today. Let's get to
another one here. Say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Say something nice.

Speaker 15 (43:50):
Yeah, say something nice, Okay a.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
Little bit, say something nice, Say something nice.

Speaker 15 (43:59):
Hi, Nikey, Bob. Recently to my double dumplings broken Wait
a minute.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Old dumplings broke the dumplings broke. Recently, two of the
dumplings broke. Oh my goodness. She's obviously not talking about
like dumplings that we cook and eat right now, like
the squishies. Two down, man, two dumplings down. That's tragic.

Speaker 15 (44:23):
Didn't like all year in last year, and I really
wanted to heal the show and thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
But you know what you are on the show now.
You know why because you uh your dumplings. You broke
the dumplings. Sorry to hear about. So you're on the show.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Now, say something nice, say something nice. I remember when
I was like little kid well listening to the radio.
I remember there.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Was this this guy that was on the radio when
I was growing up. His name was Doctor and I
called his radio show when I was probably like b
ten twelve years old, and I was just like.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
I I'm funny. I could be on the radio and
they just hung up on me.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
So whenever we get a kid that enjoys the show
calls the show, they're going right on why because I
don't want to be doctor Don.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Doctor Don was a jerk to me all these years.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Yep, it hands it stuck with me all these years.
Para day in May you can win tickets some of
the biggest concerts coming this spring and summer and fall
to Pittsburgh Today. It's Bruno Mars tickets that you're trying
to win. You send us a talkback massive.

Speaker 16 (45:40):
Lauren English from Pleasant Hills, really hoping to end the
summer on a high note before I head back to teaching.

Speaker 8 (45:47):
So consider me, Jesse.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
I'm Pittsburgh and I'm dying. I guess you Bruno Mars.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
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Speaker 10 (45:54):
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Speaker 17 (46:01):
And this is Julia from Greenfield aka Mike McCarthy stomping grounds.
But I'm entering to win the Bruno Mars tickets and
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Speaker 11 (46:15):
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Speaker 11 (46:23):
We want to go.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
May fourth be with you.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Okay, he is such a dance concert concert.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Yeah. Keep sending your talkback messages.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Paraday in May you can win a pair of tickets
go see Bruno Mars today here on ninety six to
one kiss. It is Mikey and Bob and of course
the Penguins are are out of it now and it's
just sad like locker clean out stuff that happened recently.
And if Getny Malklin is going to be a free agent,
and he was just you know, talking about how he
wants to stay with the team and in the city.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Sound boar here and all.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
It's not just as it's fans, it's uh, it's friends.
It's lots of memories here. Never forget that plush again,
it's best moment. My son broke here.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
Yeah, family, son was born here.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
I don't think he wants to play with another team
or another city. But he was asked if the Penguins
don't re sign you, do you still want to play
in the NHL or are you just going to retire?
Do you want to play for another team?

Speaker 4 (47:24):
Yes, I mean I won't play NHL for sure. But
again I know it's it's not easy for style. You know,
it's maybe he wants like a new blood here. You though,
I'm understanding it's like business and I understand like he
wants maybe new team like senior faces here, but I

(47:46):
won't play one way year in NHL. I'm not looking
back to Khell, you know, play in Russia. But it's again,
if not Petsburg, I hope, like some him.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
I don't like hearing that.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
I'm not the option to go someplace, just that he
wants to, not that he wants he wants to stay
in Pittsburg, right, but the fact that Kyle Dubas if
they don't figure out a way to resign him and
make it part of.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
The team, he's willing to move on if he has to. Yeah,
I don't that's I don't know if I like that.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
He still wants to play in the NH. Yeah, I
don't know if I like that. Here with Sidney Crosby
talking about Gino, I.

Speaker 18 (48:25):
Mean, it's uh, it's tough. I mean, we'll see what happens.
We've played together so long. I think, uh, you know,
it's clear I'd love to be playing with him for
for longer.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
So we'll see what happens.

Speaker 18 (48:36):
But just his ability to step up, his competitiveness, the
energy that he brings to the rank every day.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
He still loves it, he still.

Speaker 18 (48:43):
Wants to win, and he's a determined guy with a
lot of pride, and I think, uh, you know, for
as long as he's played here, I think he's been
part of setting the standard. And it's pretty obviously at
this point, you know, I'd love to keep playing with him.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
All right, Well, if we don't keep if Anny malcol,
that's gonna be Sidney Crosby sad and angry. And we
don't want angry and sad Sidney Crosby, do we? Just
you know, how much is he gonna cost?

Speaker 11 (49:09):
Come on more?

Speaker 3 (49:11):
You we got this, bard dubes, you might as well.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Just it's sad though. Hockey's over for us here in Pittsburgh.
And I didn't even turn any of the NHL games on.
I was just like, do we really want to see
Gino into like a Capitol's jersey?

Speaker 15 (49:25):
No?

Speaker 2 (49:26):
I don't want to see him in any other jersey
other than the Penguins or some weird Russian team that
he plays for when he's like sixty years old, like
Yoger did. But now the possibility of getting can not
being in a Penguins jersey is a sad thing to
think about.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
All right.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Coming up next around eight fifty five, we will tell
you how you can get yourself a brand new deck
and then have me and Bob over to party on
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that's coming up around eight fifty five, Your chance at
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Around nine ten, it's Mikey.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
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Fast stands for Freak Show. Yeah, we made it a
long time ago. You know, what are you gonna do?
Follow us on Instagram at FS Mikey, at FS Big
Bob if you love content. I'm gonna get to a
couple of talkback messages here real quick, brought to us
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Speaker 3 (50:45):
May with you.

Speaker 11 (50:46):
Mikey, I need to say that I don't know, And
happy birthday, Bob.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
It's not Bob's birthday. He's not a Star Wars baby.
He's a New Year's baby.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Bob's birthdays January first, but for some reason, all of
our listeners are trying to wish him happy birthday every
day for the rest of the year.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Let's get to another quick message here.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Good morning, boys.

Speaker 14 (51:05):
Just wanted to call in and let you know there
is a local naked story on the news where I
live up Towards, Indiana.

Speaker 16 (51:12):
Here a naked man.

Speaker 18 (51:14):
At a punks the Tawny hospital.

Speaker 13 (51:16):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (51:16):
I just wanted to let you know that so you
can check that out. Have a great day, boys, and
as always, happy birthday, Bob.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
That's not his birthday day. Birthday's New Year's Day.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Somebody got naked punk A Tawny at the hospital. I'll
take a look, all right, anybody, do you want to
do it?

Speaker 3 (51:34):
You want me to do it? You want to save
the groundhog jokes? Or yeah, we can save him. Let's
wait till we Geturry hog. Well, wait again, I'm there.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
I'm there.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
Now we crossed, I'm there now, Verry Hogs out. Now,
it's already done. Now, Harry Hog. All right, there you go.
That was us covering. That's how we were going to
cover it. Anyway. It was gonna end with Furry Hog.
I'll take a look for it to you if if
there's anything else, do it.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
You see the top pack guys brought the groundhog in
for the Pirates game the other day. Just the groundhog
threw out that first pick. Groundhog can't throw. They should
have thrown the groundhog. That's not even in any god,
that's not even in a be mean to animals way.
That's in a nice way, a nice groundhog toss toss.
But then the pirate parrot has that big goofy mit

(52:23):
and he cradles it. Yes, yes, he kisses it softly.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Punks of Tony phil as the first pitch. You know what,
just let everybody throw.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
That groundhog for the first pitch. Rest of the summer.
Let's go bucks, huh fuzzy hog. Hey, you want a
new deck? You want me and Bob to come over
and hang out at your house. It won't be weird.
Trust me, we're normal guys. Deck dot Deck party.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
We're doing this again.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
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on TV commercials wearing his blue Schly Deck and Fence shirt.
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year we went to Angie's house out in Cannsburg. We
were part of the family by the time we left.

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an uncle by the time. We lovet that this good time.
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Free Show, it's Mikey and Bob. Let's get to this
talkback message brought to us by the Pavement Group.

Speaker 10 (54:05):
Hi, boys, a few thoughts this weekend catching up on
the podcast because my life has been as crazy as yours.

Speaker 11 (54:12):
It sounds like lately, but you know, it really sucks.

Speaker 10 (54:16):
The worst time to catch up is after like the
Steelers lose or the Pens loser.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Yeah, you know what, I agree exactly what you say,
because a lot of times people, you know, life is happening.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
We know that you don't get to listen to the
full show every morning.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
We know that you're catching up on the podcast, but
you only make it through like half an episode and
then you got things to do and then you don't
go back.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
But when people are catching up, it does suck. When
like Pittsburgh Sports is a freight train.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Yeah, and we're talking about the Pens and the Flyer series,
oh Man, Force Game seven.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
People are listening to it just like gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Boys, it's kind of sad, you know, you know, hot end,
it's kind of sad, Just damn that it just sucks.

Speaker 11 (54:58):
Also, Happy birthday, my and I'm happy birthday, Bob, because.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
You know, yeah, you know what today should be my birthday.
It's made the fourth Star Wars Day should be my birthday.

Speaker 11 (55:06):
And also thank you Mikey for sharing what you did.
We love you and we love to support you.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Do you think she's talking about sharing my top five
favorite Star Wars characters of all time? Or do you
think she's talking about when I was sharing about my
mental health a couple of weeks ago, how it's in.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
The crapper on the show. Probably the second one, Probably
the second one.

Speaker 10 (55:28):
Yeah, Star Wars and Mikey, listen what you're going through
and your family's going through.

Speaker 11 (55:33):
I deal with it every day.

Speaker 10 (55:34):
I'm a hospice social worker, and I'm not saying that
your father in law is there. It's just I've been
a community social worker for a while and what you
think is available isn't And it just sucks.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Yeah, if you know it's my father in law is
not a problem at all. My father in law is great.
He lives with us. He's been living with us for
a few months now. And you know, he's older, and
we got the chair lift at our house and everything
like that. But he doesn't need like you know, twenty
four care and everything, like he can get up by himself,
go to the bathroom, all that stuff. It's just, you know,
it's a lot when you have another person moving your

(56:07):
household that you got to take care of like that.
But that's just one of like the millions of things
that are going on in my life right now.

Speaker 10 (56:13):
And families are just left and you don't understand the
system and they don't make it easy.

Speaker 11 (56:18):
So please reach out if you ever have questions.

Speaker 10 (56:20):
I'm not trying to solicit to you for my services
is like you know, work, but like just need you know,
we all want to help you and anything we can do.

Speaker 11 (56:28):
Thank you. I love you guys. Keep doing what you're
doing because you make everybody just happier.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
Thank you for the nice message.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
The one thing I got to worry about the most
of dealing with living with my father in law is
all of a sudden, food will go missing.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
So if I got the good stuff, what do you mean,
I got snacks and whatnot and squirrels it away? Yeah
from again, he'll.

Speaker 17 (56:51):
Be done it.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
He'll be done in the kitchen.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Like he basically lives upstairs he's got his TV room, bathroom,
bedroom up there, so he basically stays upstairs.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
But when he comes down, he's in the kitchen.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
You'll be sniping some stuff and taking it upstairs, and
I'll be like.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
I go to Jamie.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
I'll go, did you eat my little Debby snack cake?
He's like, I didn't even know you have. I'm my
dad must up and then I don't want to say anything.
Oh he's my father in law.

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Today it's Mikey and Bob the Kiss Morning Freak Show
doing for Star Wars Day. Just watching Star Wars stuff.
There's the last two episodes of the new show Mall
Shadow Lord that just came out on Disney Plus. So

(01:00:37):
I'm gonna go home after the show. I'm gonna watch
those and then, oh, no, see where Star Wars Day
takes me. You're not watching it, gonna take you to
the garage. Might be watching in the garage, maybe TV
in the garage just in case, Yeah, I might be
watching in the garage today.

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Yeah, just go watch them Star Wars today. That's it.
Keep my mind off real life stuff and just watch
my Star Wars.

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Let's see here, what else we gotta tell the kids.

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Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
All right, I like it. That's it for us.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
If you missed any of the show, you can always
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the Mikey and Bob Podcast. And then if you're a
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Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Anything you got for the show, and see if you
can make the show tomorrow. All right, that's it for us,
right see crushows up right now, everybody. I have a
good day, alright, FM Pittsburgh ninety six. Kiss