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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The ninety six one This Morning Freak Show. What's wrong?
There's a there's hair in my coffee.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Wait, well over in my coffee, dude, not mine, not
mine's long?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Oh no long. I see when you came in and
you started going, oh no, I saw it floating on
the top. I thought, how long that hair is?

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Okay, yes, it's a uh long hair right there.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Listen.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
The good thing is that hair is so long. You
know where it came from. All right, there's no question
where that hair came from. It came from the top
of the head. It's so long that you know that
there's only one place, oh that that hair could come from.
I thought you came in and something spilled or something
on your side over there, because you were like.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Oh no, no, I saw at the top.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
And then when you owed me the hair, I'm like,
whose hair could that be? Because I thought you found
the hair in the studio. We got a floater in
the coffee pool man, start today. I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
You gotta drink the coffee. Pretend like it didn't happen
in the coffee or was it?

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Not?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
All of it though, right, just hanging out. You left
the tail out the back good man, you're good. That's good.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
It's just it's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
No, no, it's not a little hair. It's just really
long hair. But had scary.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
There you go. Now you're on the right page.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
But you actually dodged a bullet hair by having it
being such a long hair that we know exactly where
it came from.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Oh, little hair, I got a question where it originated?

Speaker 5 (01:45):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Either that or we have some very very very hairy
people that are making our coffees in the morning. All right,
we have your chance once again at sold out Noah
content gets this morning seven thirty and nine thirty for that,
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Speaker 1 (02:06):
Hey, it's a Friday. Harry coffee. Hey, Harry coffee notty
six one? Yes, well, Bob.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Even though the result wasn't I guess what we all wanted.
Team USA lost in the World Cup last night three
to two to Turkey. But again, as we said before,
the game didn't really matter. Team the USA is already
going on to the knockout round. Turkey is already eliminated.
But let's catch up with our buddy here. We just
call him World Cup James at this point because he
watches the late games for us like.

Speaker 6 (02:37):
You and Bob.

Speaker 7 (02:37):
It's James just checking in, finishing watching USA Turkey.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, definitely one of the more boring ones since it
didn't really matter at the end of the day.

Speaker 8 (02:46):
But nonetheless we were here, back at it again tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Nevertheless, we were here.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
I said, I wasn't gonna watch him like all fall asleep. No,
I said, watch the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
You watched the whole how sitting there just watching it?
How much? How much sleep did you get?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
I had a normal whatever, a couple hours, Okay, locked in.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Okay, you can't get locked into a meaningless World Cup game,
even if it's Team USA.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
You watched the whole thing. I was asleep by midnight, dude, whatever, dude,
I got a little World Cup fever. Man, sounds like
sounds like you do?

Speaker 4 (03:23):
All right?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Uh? And by the way, we know, uh, we know
what's next for Team USA. Now.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
It's gonna be Wednesday, July first. The matches set Team
USA knockout round Bosnia.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Are they we can beat Bosnia? Okay, that's what I
was wanting. Bosnia could beat us too, Okay.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Like they're not a football power or anything like that,
but you know, things can happen.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Is this kind of like, uh, is this kind of
like March madness where there's gonna be like upsets like that?

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Like, oh my gosh, how well? I think even more
so Mark. Usually the best teams will get to the end.
But uh, there is there is potential for upsets because
it's soccer.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
It's soccer.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
The results are usually like three to one or two
to one, you know, one o or something like that.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Anyway, you know, right, oh sorry one no.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Uh, but yeah, we know who Team USA is playing.
It's not that scary though. They can beat Bosnia. It
is Wednesday, July first, all the way out at Levi
Stadium in uh In, California. Your chance has sold out
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Speaker 3 (05:25):
Well, Bob, we usually don't make it a big deal
about people's birthday around here, well except your birthday. That's
New Year's Day, but it's turned into every day on
our show. But hold on, it's a birthday today.

Speaker 10 (05:35):
Good morning, birthday boys, it's county Injuryah. Oh boy, today
I share a birthday with Bob. No, you don't officially
my twenty third trip on the earth. Oh and pish
me a happy birthday today along with no bomb.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Okay, happy birthday, a Jay birthday twins, you're the best.
But nope, no birthday twist. No your birthdays on New
Year's Day. A man, this is not a birthday twin
situation here. Uh, let's get to another talkback message. You're
brought to us by one team media on the show.
Of course, this week we've been talking a lot about
Paul Skins and his wiener. It's got a ten inch
wiener that they're selling at Sheets.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Now, our counter was to go to get go and
be like, hey, foot long, Mikey and Bob Dog. Right now,
we got two more inches than Skins. Let's own the
summer the summer Glizzi Wars sell it for the same price,
and let's go ahead to hang. Let's start a battle's
get to Julia here, I'm making both.

Speaker 11 (06:29):
So I'm catching up on the show this week, and
there's a lot of talk about Paul Skins and his new.

Speaker 12 (06:35):
Hot dog Get Sheets, you got it.

Speaker 11 (06:40):
Anyhow, I'm driving in Union Town and I just saw
a billboard with him on it, boy, and I'm just
trying to think of how awkward he felt posing with
a ten inch thing in his hand.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
All right, listen, all right, hold on though. Could you
imagine you're driving unit you see a billboard with Pirates
pitcher Cy Young Award winner Paul schemes, right, and in
one hand he's sold in a ten inch hot dog.
And then you drive a quarter mile down the road
and there's a sign for get go, and it has

(07:17):
one of my hands, one of Bob's hands, and we said,
this is too much meat for one for one person,
just feed the meat. Yeah, it's it's both of us
all with two hands. We're ready, two more inches than skiings.
We're ready, get go, We're ready to enter these the
weenie war.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
What is in the weenie War? We'reporting for Newty, get
going Sweeny Wars. It's me and you get Paul Skis
Jesus Man all right, sold out no com tickets this
morning around seven thirty, nine thirty. It's Mike You Bobkey
Bob Podcast.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Hey don't worry man, Uh, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey
the wedding invitations. They're waiting for the very last minute
for ours.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
They don't want us to freak out for like a
week or anything like that. They're waiting the last minute.
That's what it is.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
They're just like, remember the radio guys in Pittsburgh. We
got to invite them too to whatever we're doing.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
I'm sure. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
It's bikey Abob the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Also it's
New Music Friday. Here on a ninety six to one
Kiss and the free iHeartRadio app new song out with
Benson Boone called Time of My Life. We'll get to
that one coming up around seven am. Also, there is
a new somber song out today. We'll play that one
around eight am New Music Friday here on ninety six

(08:39):
to one Kiss Now. Earlier in the week, Bob, we
were talking about fantasy ice cream flavors, ice cream flavors
that don't exist that we want. I said, I want
coffee ice cream with little pieces of donuts in it.
Then I want what was my other one, banana pudding
with vanilla wafers in it, vanilla wafers, and then strawberry
pretzel salad ice cream too from Whitehall.

Speaker 13 (09:03):
I'm on the ice Cream Flavors podcast, and you were
saying how you weren't sure if a strawberry pretzel salad
yea ice cream flavor existed.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
But yeah, now I know it exists now because like
ten local places have said, hey we make that.

Speaker 13 (09:19):
Wasn't that the flavor that Aaron Rodgers got when he
went to cool Cone Do you play that Aaron Rodgers
Cool Cones song again while you're at it?

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Thanksday, Bob.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Yeah, it's not Bob's birthday, Bob's birthdays, New Year's Day. Yeah,
I remember when Aaron Rodgers when we weren't sure if
he was coming back or not, and he went to
cool Cones by North Park.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
That was part of the order.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Strawberry pretzell and ice cream was uh it was part
of the order, right it was.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
I'm guessing that was moves that that took good. Well,
Aaron Rodgers didn't get anything that day? Did we really
make it? Aaron Rodgers Cool Cone Songs?

Speaker 1 (09:50):
D Cool Cone? Oh dude, this was a banger. Man,
what a summer song?

Speaker 5 (09:55):
Is this?

Speaker 4 (09:56):
Cool Cones?

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Oh man, this is taking me back to a time
like a month and a half ago.

Speaker 14 (10:03):
Quick steal listen now were finally Oh man, Mit Q
one is gone up because he was cool cos Co Cones.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
All right, that's enough.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
I just uh wow, we made a real song about
Aaron Rodgers going to an ice cream place. All right,
hold on, Let's get to another talkback message here that
has to do with fantasy ice cream flavors. Talkback messages
brought to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 6 (10:36):
Bob, It's Courtney. I just wanted to let you guys
know about all of Mikey's flavors. It seems like already exists,
but he was trying to make up for ice cream.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
Yeah, I know, I threw out fantasy flavors off the
top of my head, and they all exist.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
You know why I didn't know they exist because I'm
lactose in tolerant. Ice cream makes me poop, all right,
So I'm not out here trying all the flavors. I
don't know what's available. You try to ask me, what
like asking Robin's thirty one flavors?

Speaker 15 (11:01):
Is?

Speaker 1 (11:01):
I can get you like five peop?

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Don't know people did jump on you for that exists?

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Se Pretzel salad of the Mont Valley. Well, you know,
but you gotta go to Sharon's on Wednesday, and you
gotta knock three times on the back door.

Speaker 6 (11:16):
I've actually had several times. Yeah, a coffee and donuts
exactly how you described it, Jesus. It was at a
local shop in Bethel Park the past few years. I
haven't seen it this year yet though, but I think
it's made by Perry's or Hershey's and it is so
freaking good.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
All right, So listen, I didn't know these ice cream
flavors existed. You eat that one you love the Hershey's
all right, it's made by Hershey's. Oh you'll be making
her sheets Hershey squirts there.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
He Let me shake your head, let me shake your hand. Boy, good,
good job, good job today on a Friday. Glad you
came out today. Glad you came out today.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
All right, we'll get to today in Freak Show History
coming up next. And then sold out Noah Con tickets.
Everyone wants these tickets. Seven thirty and nine thirty this morning.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
We got your chance. It's Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Hey Hey, let's go buckos Hey boy a little bit,
let's go buck.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Pirates beat Mariners five to one yesterday afternoon. That ends
the first half of the season. Now it's not the
All Star break, but after eighty one games halfway through
the season, the Pirates have a record of forty one
wins and forty losses.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
They're not good above, they're not bad hundreds, they're mid.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
They're mid. They're mid baseball team right now midvay.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Hey still got another half of the season, so we'll
see how this goes.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
But it's one game above the five hundred mark.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
First time the Pirates have had a better than five
hundred record after eighty one games since twenty fifteen. Wow,
all right, like to feel those vibes. Pirates start a
three game series against the Reds tonight. Paul Skins pitching tonight.
It is Skeener Night tonight for the Buckos. All right,
let's get to a talkback message here. It's our friend Opal.

Speaker 15 (13:02):
It's Opal.

Speaker 16 (13:05):
I had to listen to the podcast for the past
couple of days, so I'm trying to catch up and
with all this Wiener.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Talkt Wiener talk on the show, you know, definitely more
bit of Wiener talk, definitely more this week.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
It's Paul Skeene's fault. About our fault.

Speaker 15 (13:18):
Last few days.

Speaker 16 (13:19):
You didn't you didn't play the best Wiener footage that
we've got. Oh wow, sit in the face with a
flying Wiener. You gotta do that for today in Freak
Show history for Friday. All right, love you have.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
It's not Bob's birthday today, Opal, that's New Year's Day.
Are the Are the Pirates shooting those ten inch whammers?
You can't be. There's no chance, I know, she says
their their logo, chan are they switching? Uh?

Speaker 17 (13:44):
No?

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Chant the doggers out and there is no chance they
shooting those schemy weenies.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Dude cannon.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
See, that is a lawsuit waiting to happen. You get
hitting the eye with a ten inch wiener, you could
be blind. Get hitting the eye with a three inch wiener.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
It's fine, you could probably take that, But at tenants
waiter too much? And wow, I'm already blind in one eye.
I can't risk all right, let's get to this. And yeah,

(14:20):
this is an all timer.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
It happened at a Phillies game. The hot dog launch
was happening, and the Philly fanatic caught somebody.

Speaker 7 (14:28):
Mascot shot a free meal high into the stands with
his iconic cannon.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
We have flying meat. That's where we're at, eating the
Montgomery County woman square in the face. Oh no, flying
meat to the face.

Speaker 12 (14:39):
This is not what Kathy McVeigh wanted to be known for.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Are we about to get the interview of the lady
who was hit by the Philly Fanatics flying meat? Yes?

Speaker 12 (14:47):
Wow, she got hit right between the eyes, right between.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
The eyes, tacon flying meat.

Speaker 12 (14:54):
The eyes by a hot dog fired from the fanatics
hot dog cannon. The injuries bad enough she got sent
to the urgency room, had.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
To go to the er because she was hit with
the furry mascot's flying man.

Speaker 12 (15:06):
Now she has a message for other Phillies fans.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Oh my gosh, I never thought a hot dog could hurt.

Speaker 12 (15:14):
Kathy McVeigh did get hurt and buy a hot dog.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
The lady Legit had a bruised up face, like she
really did have bruises. It just came out of nowhere.
It was like hard and hard. Yeah, did we need
to tell us that the flying Wiener was hard? Did
we need to ask the lady we see the bruises hard?
It was hard? It was hard. Yes, the Wiener was hard.

(15:38):
The Wiener was hard.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Okay, say it into the camera now, I got hit
between the eyes with a hard Wiener.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Ladies and gentlemen, what you are experiencing right now on
our radio show is a once in a lifetime opportunity
where we get to say the phrase I got hit
between the eyes.

Speaker 12 (16:04):
The fanatics hot dogs are wrapped in duct tape.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
They come wrapped so you don't have like exploding uh
exploding Wieners coming out of the cannon. Can you imagine
that explode between the eyes with an exploding.

Speaker 15 (16:16):
Wiener And then next thing I know, bamn it like
hit me like a ton of bricks.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
It hit me like a hard wiener, and bam, bam,
it hit me like a hard wiener right between the eyes.
It's sore. It's very sore. It's sore.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
You would be sore if you got hit in the
face by a flying wiener.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
I'm talking O damn.

Speaker 18 (16:46):
Sitting at the Phillies game, cheering none my favorite baseball team,
and all of a sudden, the Philly fanatic oh start
shooting nose wienersoo.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
God between the eyes all damn with the flying hard winder.
I didn't even see it coming. I wasn't paying attention. Hell,
I was playing on my phone and poof, I done
hit with a hard flying winder, hard flying wider rub

(17:20):
between the eyes, all bruised up. Had to go to
the mugn'te room, damn flying wiener on your shot by
a big furry green maskcot fanatic flying wieners, y'all. It

(17:42):
smacked me rap between the eyes. It was tired. It
was tired, flying hard wiener. Damn right he.

Speaker 19 (17:53):
Dogent winner's flying hardwiners.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Keep your eye on the hardware, keep dry on the wall.
Oh no girl, Hell at the game, you need to
keep your eye on the Wiener.

Speaker 20 (18:11):
Our radio app New Music Friday.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
New Music Friday.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Here on ninety six one Kissing the Free iHeartRadio app,
we'll play the brand new song from Somber called My
Body Isn't Ready coming up around eight am here on
the Kiss Morning Freak Show. It is Mikey and Bob
Whis Khalifa. Tickets are on sale. He is gonna perform Friday,
October second at the brand new place Citizens Live at
the Wiley. Tickets are on sale now. They're not gonna

(18:38):
last long. But Whis Khalifa posted a video. Of course,
he's on his summer tour with MGK. Posted a video
of him backstage and it just says.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Queen on it c w Eed Queen.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
I mean, we got to see those guys a couple
of weeks ago when they were here there. They're having
so much fun this summer.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
They are on a really good tour, ye know, and
they've been torn for so long that they're just it's
the same people around Whiz.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
We always tell you that it's the same people, same people.
Some of it family, some of it friends, but just
loyalty and Taylor gang and the same people. Uh, there
was a video post at fifteen seconds just called Queen
c w.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
E Ed and here is this. What you're about to hear,
believe it or not, is Whiz Khalifa with the dude
that's Whiz, that's ways just singing Creed.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
With seeing you weir min. It's been about.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
I saw you last night. This what are you doing?

Speaker 21 (19:43):
Man?

Speaker 2 (19:43):
So good?

Speaker 1 (19:45):
I like it? Man the Whiz laughed after the first
arm fly. I know it's good. It's good with I
gotta be honest.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
If Queed on tour Whiz Khalifa doing Creed covers like that.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
I'd go. I'd go too, I'd go.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
To Hey, let's get to this story out of Texas
because a lot of you have been sending us this
story just because you know we love animal related content
on the show. There has been a giraffe on the
loose in central Texas.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
For over a week now.

Speaker 22 (20:22):
It is Gracie the Giraffe, and she escaped from a
ranch in Real County, just outside San Antonio. Since then,
Gracie has been spotted on multiple game cameras in the area.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
You just think, can't they get a giraffe giant giraffe,
but see they're wandering around. I'm thinking, you can see
the giraffe who knows how to catch a giraffe.

Speaker 22 (20:43):
But even still cruise with drones and dogs and helicopters
cannot seem to nail down exactly where she's at.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Oh, they can't really find her.

Speaker 12 (20:50):
And it found a way outside of the high game fence.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
So it got over the fence and was like, you
know what, I think I can get over this thing,
and Gracie the giraffe could, and after that it's been
on a fling.

Speaker 20 (21:01):
I chuckled when I got the first call because it's
my first missing giraffe.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Case outside the high game fence. The world is then
her oyster.

Speaker 22 (21:09):
Her owner is currently offering a five thousand dollars reward
for help getting that giraffe back home safe, and we
certainly hope that happens.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
See, it's a five thousand dollars reward. Not if you
see Gracie the giraffe who's loose in the middle of Texas.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
It's five thousand dollars award for helping them. I feel
like it should be more than five grand too. If
you're wrangling a giraffe.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Dude, giraffe wrangling should be at least ten.

Speaker 23 (21:30):
Right.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
You can't lure that drafte in your backyard.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Who the hell other than people who work with drafts,
does you know how to catch a giraffe?

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Can't get that giraffe in your car? Right like a
loose dog? How do you catch a giraffe?

Speaker 10 (21:41):
You know?

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Another question I wonder about giraffes is, well, I'll just
hit this. Who's ready for an educational adventure in nature?

Speaker 15 (21:49):
Got it?

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Takes you back?

Speaker 5 (21:50):
Wiles decided to make sweet love and share their beautiful
song with the world. It's time for animal mating noises
with Mikey and Bob mating.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
All right, Oh boy, here we go.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
Oh wow, we are doing a radio show right now
and not even paying attention to it because we're just
watching giraffes made on the internet.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Oh I'm watching two giraffes just standing there. Their little
tails are shaking. Oh cool, are giraffe tales too? They
got the little fun streamers on the end of them.
That's not wow. That was aggressive. That was just is that?
It is? It over? That was that took all of

(22:31):
three seconds? Wow? Are you doing the reap?

Speaker 4 (22:35):
Whoa?

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Okay, you guys gotta.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
I don't know if your work, if your work blocks
you watching videos like this, or your work watches your
Internet history at some point today watch giraffe mating online.
That was an educational moment here on the Kiss Morning
Free Show. Kia tweets here was on my way to
work with Liz. The quote is, can't believe we listened

(22:59):
to people watched your raft mating videos together, Banks, Mikey
and Bob.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
That's up.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
It's special, it is these are shared experiences we have
with you, guys. I felt like the show had to
come to a halt until we watched the raft mate
Kiss It's Mikey and Bob the ninety six one Kiss
Morning Freak Show. Somebody's catching up on yesterday's podcast, Bob
sent us a talk back message here, brought to us
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Speaker 24 (23:24):
Hey, Mikey and Bob, it's areo over in Athens, Ohio
and just had some little interaction sitting at the light
next to somebody with my windows down and all day
here on Blast is Quack Quees.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Oh boys.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
So yeah, yesterday on the show there was some uh
duck mating. Yeah, there was duck mating on the show yesterday.
So she's listening to the podcast. She's in Athens, Ohio,
by the way, she's the windows down red light and uh,
we're just making duck mating noises.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
We're quack quacking, whack and.

Speaker 17 (23:57):
All the Yeah, just screaming and looked at me very judgmentally,
So I naturally just said, clad love you guys.

Speaker 24 (24:06):
Have a great day.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Yeah, screw that guy, you know, gets some fun in
your life. Bart, I got you to quack back. You
see somebody quacking off in a red lights, we're gonna
judge him.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Respect it, you know. Yeah, let's get to uh, let's
get to open a doin here.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
It's a duck mating.

Speaker 15 (24:22):
Oh my god.

Speaker 16 (24:23):
I went into my garage and I was like, I
have to garage way for a minute and then listen
to that again and I was cracking up.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Oh my god.

Speaker 18 (24:34):
I love you guys.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
It's not Bob's birthday.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
His birthday is uh is January first, But yeah, if
you missed it, this is we had to dig deep
for this. But this was on the show yesterday. Very
rare too, that you can catch ducks mating like the.

Speaker 5 (24:50):
Who's ready for an educational adventure in some wild animals?

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Decided to make Sweet Well Beautiful Song with the word
red light.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
It's time for Animal Mating Noises with Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Cock quack quack quack quack quirk clark quack quick. Wow,
that was recorded. Yeah, that was just there's like nat
geo or something that was right for the internet. Oh wow,
for the internet.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Ducks up here I've seen before because I when I
had a pool, they would go on the cover when
we had the cover on it.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
They would mate on your pool too, wouldn't. They actually
recorded some of them. If you want to hear it,
I'll hit the button real quick.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Jesus, Oh my gosh, we got more Docca.

Speaker 5 (25:39):
Some wild animals decided to make sweet Love and share
their people song with the world.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Time for Animal Mating Noises with Mikey and Bob Oh
quack quark a quack quack, Oh quack quack quack sounded
like two male ducks that we have. So you know
what I don't like. See A lady.

Speaker 14 (26:13):
Just went on the fe pectaculars.

Speaker 25 (26:16):
Sometimes the world can get you done and turned that
smile oh into a front. And that's why you gotta
send us a message on the show and say something nice.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Oh oh, here we go. Wow wow wow.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Say something nice, say something nice. All right, smikey about
the kiss morning Freak show. Let's get to this say
something nice message.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Hi'm Abert and Bobert.

Speaker 17 (26:42):
I just woke up and turned on my radio app
because I'm so tired and that's the first thing I do.
And as soon as I turned it on, I heard
Flying Leaner song.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Good morning, good morning.

Speaker 17 (26:56):
I remember how I went, I'm so tired, but that
made me smile and as well as seaking you i'm
out of bed, it worked.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
That made me laugh.

Speaker 17 (27:04):
Happy Friday, Happy birthday, Bob, Thank.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
You Bob's birthday. You have a happy Flying Wiener Friday.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Yeah, New Year's Days, his birthday, and it's not Flying
Weaner Friday. Bob, that's not a real day.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Maybe you celebrated, but I'll never had a Flying Weaner Friday.
Let's get to this message.

Speaker 12 (27:27):
Morning Bob, Hey, just giving up public service announcement. Boy,
did you see all the firework tents were going up?

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Whoa, let's go all right, wait, hold on, when we
say firework tents, what does that mean?

Speaker 2 (27:40):
We mean like the fireworks setups in the parking lots
where somebody is like a pop up tent and selling Yeah, gotchy?

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Is that like weird uncle?

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Like got you fireworks? Find a busy street corner side
of the road and sell fireworks to the giant Eagle
parking lot. Or is that like you know they got
the tents on the barges that do the real four
I could be going at the point to yeah, the place.
You gotta gotta specify what sort of firework tech because
there's multiple different times of firework.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Tents, and also some are safe and some are not.
So yeah, it's gonna be a it's gonna be a
big weekend to the America. Two fifty p a concert
that whole thing with Nelly and Third Eye Blindness happening
on Saturday. It's technically sold out because they had free
tickets and they've all been claimed. But you know, if
you're downtown near the Point, you'll be able to hear

(28:31):
Nelly and right, yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
I guess who's guess who's m seeing the whole thing?
I could really give you fifty guesses and you wouldn't
get it because it's former Steelers quarterback Charlie Batch. Why not.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Charlie Batch was once in the Nelly's group the Saint Lunatics.
Charlie Batch is not a member of the short a
short run. It was a short run.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
No, he was not a member of this.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Its like seven months, seven months Charlie Bad now Murphy
Lee and Charlie Bad.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Yeah, it's the connections.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
The connection is Charlie Batch performing with Nell he or
is he just em? You don't know, gez wait and
see might have a surprise. So gates open at five
pm that Saturday. Music starts at seven. Also watch out
Beaver County or on the radar Beaver County Boom two
fifty Saturday Man the.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Boom, Zam, Belly fire hell yeah, food vendors, damn right,
and the Clarks.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Also Country Starred Dustin Leane, the Clarks and the Bellies
throw together. That's uh you know what that county.

Speaker 5 (29:43):
You know what that is?

Speaker 26 (29:44):
Boom, that's running awesome on the show right now. Oh man,
oh too much, over too much.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
It's explosion. Yeah if you got Zambelli, fireworks and the Clarks,
Oh my god, in Beaver County.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
That's too much Pittsburgh to handle there, that's the explosion.
Uh so the Clarks start at six thirty, dustin Lynch
at eight fifteen, fireworks at nine to forty five. That's
Beaver County Boom on Saturday and then Sundays Open Streets Pittsburgh.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Have you been to one of those? They're so fun.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
I used to take my daughter Addison, like riding bikes
and everything. I think years ago, like when our kids
so much fun. Dude, Yeah, it shut down streets.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Let you just walk in.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
There's vendors and ride bikes. Open Streets Pittsburgh through downtown
in the South Side ten am to two pm on
a Sunday.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
You can look up if you want more information on that.
I just like it, though. Man, it's summer. Right around
the fourth of July. Guess what happens next week the
furry start coming to town. Yeah, but we are, we
are in the thick we are of the summer. Just start.
We're in the thickest summer right now, first coming when
the furry starts showing up up you know.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Oh man, we're all summer time in pigs, big fireworks, ferries.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Man, I like it. Fire works and ferries all right.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Your chance to win twenty five hundred dollars Part of
our two hundred and fifty k USA giveaway around eight
ten sold out.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Noah con tickets. Got another chance for you to win
this morning around nine ten. It's Mike You Bob new
music Friday here on ninety six one kissing.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
The Free iHeartRadio app that is brand new from Somber
called My Body Isn't Ready. It's Mikey, It's Bob the
ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak show. Best friend
Nicole just sent us a talkback message here.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
It's so ridiculous. All right, Bob's lady ask me died?

Speaker 17 (31:46):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Thanks. She's laughing at your lady duck mating noises that
you were doing earlier. By the way, her little daughter
Mini Dot also has something to say.

Speaker 14 (32:02):
That was.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
I feel like that was Mikey and b and Bob.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
I feel like I'm a Mimi there too, right, yeah,
Mimi and Bob. All right, let's get to another talkback
message here. You can send him through the Free iHeartRadio
approat to us by One Team Media and Something.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Steve here, I saw Jackass last night.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
Oh yeah, new Jackass movies out right? Uh yeah, this
weekend it's that and super Girl. But Toy Story five
is still supposed to be the number one movie hilarious expected.
I don't know if you guys saw it earlier this week.

Speaker 9 (32:37):
The cast was gifted or whatever a star in each
of their names, and when put together, the consolation is
it's a shape of a male part. Now imagine if
you're looking on your stargazing app and you come across
this shape and you're like, whoa, WHOA, where'd that come from?
I mean, I don't think it's officially registered, but that'd

(32:58):
be hilarious.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Yeah. I I hate to break this to everybody. What
you can't buy stars? Oh no, you can't own stars.
I know it's a thing, and there's plenty of companies
where you can pay and be like, hey, you own
your You can't buy stars. You mean it to scam?
It ain't a thing. Oh no, Hollywood Walk of Fame's

(33:21):
also scam. Oh no, they just pick people who don't
have a star yet and go they're famous enough, and
then they make them pay like ten twenty grand or
something to get all it's all live fall. Speaking of movies,
our buddy Pirate Ben went to the movies too.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
I need to just do my duty and say that
I saw a Supergirl Supergirl review and.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Really enjoyed it. We'll go see it. The action is great,
Millie is great. Jason Momoa, I mean, come on, people, really,
I'm give a question that. Also did see Jackass? Damn great?

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Also, have your birthday, Bob. Also, it's not Bob's birthday's
birthdays three year's day. I saw the Jackass drone show
when they did the movie premiere Jackass.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
It's the greatest use of drones ever, ever, Nothing beats
it ever.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
It is a man bending over and then you see
a little cloud come out the back and it just
says fart. The Jackass movie premiere, they made a they
made a man fart out of drones.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Where they just like, we gotta budget, we can do
whatever we want. Light up the night with fart, man.
What are we gonna do with drones?

Speaker 27 (34:38):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Farts? Farts. So those two movies are out this weekend,
but Toy.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Story five is going to just ruin it for everybody,
because that's still gonna be number one.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
All right.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Your chance to win twenty five hundred dollars part of
our two hundred and fifty k USA giveaway that is
coming up next year on the Kiss Morning Free Show
and still got a chance at sold out Noah Con tickets.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Around nine thirty this morning is to win twenty five
hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Coming up just a minute here on the Kiss Morning
Freak Show, it is Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Right now, Bob, it is time to take a journey
into the Pittsburgh Police Scanner. Again.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
This is just a couple of people who will listen
to the Pittsburgh Police Scanner and then report.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
On what is happening in and around our city. Right
what's going on?

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Well, previously, if you remember Downtown first a, there was
a caller with the Downtown Pittsburgh Partnership and said, this
was the report some fat dude stole one of their
Gator UTVs.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Now do you remember that. I do a lot of people,
you know, they just say, well, big dude stealing a
Gator UTV.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
I mean I've been there too. I kind of defended
the guy when we first talked about that one. Yeah,
you did just say, bigger guy. Maybe he's been walking
around all day. I just hope he wasn't stealing it
to like do damage to it. But like, yeah, I've
been there, man, I've been I've been more out. I've
looked over at a golf cart and just go I
could use that.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Yeah, well, let's get to a follow up. Here also
happening in around our.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
City southside south eighteenth Street. If someone must have called
in his own three and said, there's a gator on
the street. No one knows if it's a UTV, the
one dude from his pet swamp Swamp by himself, or
who knows, I got gator on here. We're not sure
if it's the vehicle eighteenth Street. We're not sure if
it's that one guy who has a pet gator named Swamp.

(36:18):
We're not sure if it's the actual alligator named Swamp.
Who knows at this point. It could be a pet alligator,
it could be a vehicle that's called the gator.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Who knows. Somebody calls hilarious fame. It could be that one.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Isn't the guy on the south side notes charging people
five bucks for a picture with.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
The stamp swamped the gator out there.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
And then like every other summer, there's an alligator that
gets loose in in in the area, you know, and
that makes the news and we're like, who the hell
had a pet Gator could have just been a big
bet sweating guy anymore. It could be trying to find
the Gator vehicle cr in the south Side. That's what's
happening in and around our city. Find the Gator, Dan,

(37:02):
here's your chance at twenty five hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Good luckdown.

Speaker 28 (37:06):
Now.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Yeah, everybody wants sold out Noah Con tickets July third
at PNC Parks and Hiking.

Speaker 6 (37:15):
Bob, this is Sola.

Speaker 24 (37:17):
My husband and I just got back from our honeymoon
and really trying to continue the excitement by trying to
go to the Noah.

Speaker 16 (37:26):
Con concert on July third.

Speaker 21 (37:28):
I work over at the Children's hospital, and so going
back to work.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
And trying to trying to continue some fun. So thanks,
hopefully that's a tough one.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Coming back from the honeymoon, freshly married, got to go
back into the daily grind.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Hey can over at children and yeah, thank thank you
for whatever you do at Children's Thank you for that.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Let's get to another one here, Hey, Mike and Bob.

Speaker 21 (37:48):
This is Brittany, and i'd really like to go see
dot com with my best friend Colleen. I actually just
had cancer removed from my skin yesterday, so I want
to let I don't know that I am no longer
scared of cancer on my Yeah Yeah concert.

Speaker 19 (38:05):
Yeah, I hope he said it down. Hope be merry rich.
I hope you're scared of all the ordinary like murders,
guess cancer on your skin and after soul he want

(38:26):
he might do in it.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Concerts gonna be just like that rage he small ways.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
We got a lot of people entering for these Well,
of course it's gonna be even more now that they
heard my sweet voice. Basically give them a Noah con
concert preview. Next chance at Noah concert.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
It's coming up around uh nine point thirty here on
the Kiss Morning Freak Show. It is Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Let's get to a talkback messenger brought to us by
the Pavement group. It's our friend Mills the mind guys.

Speaker 28 (39:01):
I was in do you get go on Bomb Boulevard
and you know, I go to the back of the
store getting some coffee, and uh, there's an older guy
like a few coffee stations down and probably like in
his upper seventies, and so we just start talking, you know,
pleasant trees, which I don't mind because.

Speaker 17 (39:20):
I love that kind of stuff.

Speaker 28 (39:21):
I like to just humans connecting with humans anyway. So
you know, I look towards the coffee machine is I'm
like starting to put the coffee in my cup, and
he goes, oh, you have really nice eyes.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
And I was like, oh, thank you, you know, like whatever, Okay,
well maybe he's being nice, dude, maybe he's being nice
old pleasantries.

Speaker 28 (39:40):
And as I say thank you, I turned back to
look at him, and he's looking at my legs.

Speaker 15 (39:44):
He said, you have nice thighs.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Okay, all right, yeah, you have nice eyes.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
And then she turns around and goes, oh, thank you,
and he's directly looking at her thighs and she's like, oh,
I get it now.

Speaker 28 (39:58):
I mean, and you guys have met me before, you know,
a thick ass woman and whatever.

Speaker 17 (40:03):
So I was like, oh thanks, and I went back.

Speaker 28 (40:05):
Up to the front of the store to stop it
a cooler to get a sandwich or something.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
And there's more.

Speaker 28 (40:10):
He comes up behind me and like, pass me on
the shores.

Speaker 15 (40:13):
That name's Ray.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
I hope I get to see her again. You have
a blessed day.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
It's weird, no weird, get there is our generation gonna
be weird like this, Like we can't be a weird generator,
our parents generation, like Grandpa's grandparents, all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
It's like the whatever the boomer generation, stop backing weird
comfort comments just horn like thighs weird. I just hey,
if you want to compliment somebody doing in a nice
you just can't. And then a second approach. Can't be
getting coffee at getting me like nice thighs. It's just
a second approach. Where are you toucher and go have

(40:52):
a blast day. You just told me my thigh it's
just weird. It's just weird. Gram get it together and.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
We'll hear from the Uh do you see this? Did
you see the new owner of the Penguins, like the Hoffmans? Yeah, yeah,
they do.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
They They seem pretty do They got the city right now?
Do they are we gonna be Are we gonna stamp
these guys? Are we gonna give them the stamp of approval?
They seem they seem ready to go, right. They gotta
prove it, but they're they're saying all the right stuff.
All right.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
We'll hear from the new owners of the Penguins coming
up next year on the Kiss Morning Freak Show No
con tickets, around nine thirty.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
It's Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 27 (41:27):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Team USA lost to Turkey three to two last night.
Doesn't really matter though. I mean it was a late game.
It started at ten o'clock and US is already onto
the next round. Turkey's already eliminated, so sort of a
pointless game. You know, they were just playing for vibes.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
It made Turkey feel good.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
Yeah, Wednesday is the big one. Yeah for Team USA. Yeah,
we're into the knockout round. We're playing Bosnia Hertze Covina.
It's go home right like, it's that's where that winner
go home time for everybody in the World Cup here
real soon. So once these couple games whatever and we
get the group stage, yeah, we're gonna be knockout round.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
It's US against Bosnia, so that is gonna be. Uh,
it's gonna be Wednesday night.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
It's California, but it's a eight pm start time, so
you know, you don't have to stay up too late
for It's Mikey Bob the ninety six to one Kiss
Morning Free Show. Penguins made a trade yesterday. Huh oh,
let's go penns some uh is, some.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Draft picks here.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
They just round in a fifth round. They're knock another
dubes young guy. You know, it's like another guy that
was on the Capitol Rig slap Pierre didn't really work
out but should have been good.

Speaker 9 (42:30):
You know.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
It's one of those ones where it's just like, all right,
sticking with sin Gino and see and then they'll end
up being just like a twenty five goal scorer or
something like that. Let's get to this talkback message real
quick before we get to the new owners of the
Pittsburgh Penguins. Talkback messages brought to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Hikey and Big Bob.

Speaker 15 (42:47):
I have a five, four and two year old.

Speaker 27 (42:50):
Yeah, we listened to you guys in the morning.

Speaker 29 (42:52):
Thank you and in the afternoon sometimes, you know, whenever
I feel like it because I love you.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Thank you very nice.

Speaker 29 (43:00):
Honor was in the shower the one day.

Speaker 26 (43:01):
You were good.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
They're good, they're clean. And she goes dubes noues.

Speaker 13 (43:09):
Like we play music, I go, do you want me
to play that?

Speaker 1 (43:12):
She goes dubes.

Speaker 21 (43:13):
So we're if you could play your little dubes all right,
appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
All right now we do.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
We do have theme music for Penguins General manager Kyle Dubis.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Its just good dubes, Dubes dubes, Dubes, that's it. That's
a shower song.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
That's uh yeah, that's Kyle Dubis the Penguins GM. That's
his theme song. So I'm just you know, that's a
young girl. That's all she wants here is dubes.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
All right.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
Let's get to the new owners of the Penguins now,
the Hoffman family. Right, it looks like Jeff Paffman, he's
going to be the main guy here. They did a
press conference yesterday. They were asked about everything including, hey,
Penguins have a history of bankruptcy and mismanagement on the financial.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Side, and to leave the city. You know, is any
of that in the plans?

Speaker 7 (44:08):
Is a story franchise in a lot of different ways.
You know, there's certainly been some ups and downs, I
think on the business side of the organization, and I'm
here to tell you that has.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Come to an end.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
WHOA, we are long term thinkers.

Speaker 16 (44:22):
We are.

Speaker 7 (44:23):
It's not this is not an investment for us, like
as you think about a financial investment. This is a
commitment to a city. It's a commitment to an organization.
The Penguins are going to be in Pittsburgh and always
going to be in Pittsburgh. As long as the Hoffmins
are part of it, and Hoffman's planning to be a
part of this for their generations to come.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
You know, they're talking at Talk. They're talking to Talk.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
I mean, they got to follow up on it, but
they're talking at Talk the whole thing yesterday and just like, yeah,
we got some owners that care.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Yeah, Penguins put out like a Hoffman family ownership group whatever.
They put like a hype video too, and I'm like,
all right, whatever, well a hype video for corporate dudes.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
And I saw it and I'm like, I think these
guys love it.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
I feel like they love hockey too. They were asked
about mary O Lemieux. You know, he wasn't really involved
when Fenway owned the team.

Speaker 7 (45:10):
Yeah, Mario and I have spent some time together. He's
been as good as advertised.

Speaker 16 (45:16):
I think.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Uh, just a great, great guy, and uh, I'm.

Speaker 7 (45:21):
Really hopeful that he will be a part of this
in whatever way, shape or form makes sense for him.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
But we would love for him to be a part
of it. We know what he means to hockey, we
know what he means to the Penguins, we know what.

Speaker 7 (45:32):
He means to the city and what he means to
the league, to the NHL, and I think everybody would
embrace him with open arms, especially the.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Three of us over here.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
I got to see Mario back at games, right, Gotta
see Mario back involved with the team. Hopefully the Hoffman
family are the ones to bridge at Bay asked that
question too, and it's just like the Hoffmans were sitting
up there is going we can't make that announcement yet,
because you know, we just made this announcement.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
We all wait a little bit, let this a little
of us wear off, and then the time again. These
are the new owners, the Hoffman family of the Penguins.
They had a press conference yesterday. This is Jeff Hoffman
and his dad, David.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
They were just talking about, you know, Pittsburgh and everything there,
and I think I think it's the dad.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
It was just like, hey, we're here, we already bought
a house.

Speaker 7 (46:14):
We understand what the Penguins and what sports teams in general,
but I think especially in a city like Pittsburgh, like
what the Penguins mean to.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
The city, you know, it's more than just what happens
on the ice.

Speaker 7 (46:24):
It's being good members of the community, it's supporting the community,
it's taking a vested interest in participating. You'll be seeing
us in Pittsburgh regularly.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
In fact, we bought a house. I was gonna say, yeah,
I was about to say we bought a house in Squirrel.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Hill, all right. So the Hoffman during Squirrel Hill, I
like the dad David. It was just like, hey, wet
hu here, we ain't going nowhere where. And then that
Jeff Hoffman was asked about the arena. You know, the
arena is like fifteen years old. It's not like archaic
or anything.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
But it's also not like a one billion dollar arena
that's all new and fane.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
I think we're happy with the facilities.

Speaker 7 (47:02):
It's very well managed, very well run, clean and a
good fan experience. But I think with some improvements and modernization,
we can make it an elite fan experience, and we
absolutely plan to do that.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
They're gonna do some stuff to the arena and thirteen
in a very good way, probably in a really good way.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
And they also said for the next year under contract
with Sportsnet Pittsburgh, you know, with any s N in
the whole Fenway group, they said they got one more
year on their Sportsnet deal.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
They weren't really committed to anything after that. But they
just want to say, we're gonna make it so Penguins
fans can see as many games as possible. We don't
want to hide games from people or anything. So, hey,
they're saying the right things. Hopefully they do the right things.
But those are the new owners of the Penguins. And hey,
they already bought a house here. They're living over in
Squirrel Hill. All right, we got your chance.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
That sold out.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Noa con tickets coming up around nine to thirty. It's
Mike you Ba Take House of the Dragon. That's on
Sunday nights on HBO MAC. Season three debuted with twenty
one and a half million viewers in the first three days.
You watch it, dude.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
I haven't watched it yet. I've I just kind of
forgot about it. World Cup, dude, it's a World Cup fever.
And that's got me.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Since World Cup matches are on all day, I haven't
been binge watching a lot.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
And like the shows that I was watching, they've all
been on hold because it's just been it's been World Cup.
The Bear that's your show too, right, Yeah, The Bear
on FX.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
Any of that final seasons out haven't even started the
last season of that but nice too.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Well yeah, and it's also nice out.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
You know, it's Mikey A Bob a Kiss Morning freak
show Love Island USA. There was a new episode on
last night.

Speaker 11 (48:41):
Right.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Also, a Lot has been officially kicked off the show. Right,
we're done with We're done with her now she got
kicked off the show. There's an old social media video
that surfaced her using the uh just racial word that
we don't use person this season. It's weird, right, second person,

(49:03):
this it's it's weird. And again this is just like
be smart with what you post online and what you
say and you do online, even if you do it
when you're young.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Like, oh, it was just stupid. I said it when
I was seventeen.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Then you're on a reality show and you're like twenty
three and everybody digs through your stuff and then it's like,
well then they have no chance to just let you
go because you know you can't. You can't be waiting
Love Island USA when there's that video, No sex Island
for you.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Yeah, so she's off the show, but it's recoupling today
right yeah, yeah, oh boy today. So this is where
you either day you either go Villa person or you
go Cossa more right, like switching it up, sticking with
the strange.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
I guess you could say, hey, Ken's he the girl
that does the splits? She okay? Did she ever? Okay?
The producers missed something.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
I saw some online chatter that something a little off,
that something like there.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Was Yeah, there's something that happened. I don't know what
she was doing the splits, you know what you're talking about?

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Did the splits and then like you know, all what
an injury not well, a blur that wasn't blurred.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
I think I think I think something snuck through.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
I think I think I think it just she does
in aggressive splits over and over and over again.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
We got Love Island USA back on tonight. We're recoupling, baby,
We're recoupling.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
All right, let's get to this talkback message brought to
us by One Team Media.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Surprise, surprise, we're talking about ice cream again.

Speaker 20 (50:32):
Mikey and Big Bob. I have an ice cream story
for you guys. Middlesex township, Butler County, just north Okay,
some Butler County ice cream of originaland township Alleghany County.
Who's on Route eight they're hosting ice Cream with the
Police on Saturday, June twenty seven, six pm.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Ice Cream with the Police. Are you kidding me? Oh?

Speaker 3 (50:51):
It's fun, man, anyu cops want to see six foot tall,
middle aged man have diarrhea?

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Invite me.

Speaker 20 (51:00):
The police cars changed their siren tones to the ice
Cream Man song.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Oh hold on one second, I'm all in. You mean
to tell me the police they have that ability to
change it to whatever. I didn't know they can be
the ice cream Man if they want. How can the
cops be the ice cream Man?

Speaker 5 (51:17):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Can I I don't know.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
I guess it sounds like this guy might. Yeah, this guy, cop,
it sounds like you might be a speak officer. Dude,
that's pretty awesome.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
I mean, that's how you. That's how you really, you know,
vibe with the community. See a cop carbage like, Ah,
cops are coming now, ice cream Man and they're playing
the nice ice creamn I gotta be honest, though, If
I hear the ice Cream Man music and I see
it's coming from a cop car, I'm kind of pissed off.
I know this is a nice charity thing that they're doing,
but if I didn't know about it and I just

(51:49):
heard it. I'm an ice cream Man. It's a cop
carb not get me.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Hey, cops, if you're ever searching for me, by the way,
you want to lure me out of the woods, no
need to send in a certain party. Just pull up
with those cop cards playing the ice Cream Man music
and I'm coming out.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
It's the trout. If you ever commit a crime where
you're wanting, they're gonna come to me and be like, hey,
do you know where he is? I'll be like no,
but I know how to get him. Here's a brand
new song for Benson Boone. It's New Music Friday. Here
on ninety six to one kiss our radio, New Music Friday.

(52:28):
Guess what everybody wants? NOA con tickets? Yo Oh, it's
such a fun show. July third at PNC Parks.

Speaker 29 (52:36):
He Mikey Mob.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
My name is Cheyenne.

Speaker 27 (52:38):
Noah Khan is my absolute favorite artist, and unfortunately I
was not able to get those pre sale tickets before
they sold out name And as you know, the resale
price tickets are crazy expensive and your girl cannot afford that.
So I really hoping I get these tickets so I
can experience my favorite artists live in person. Yeah, all right,
fingers crossed.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Thanks of you buy.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
Your next chance that Noah Contexts is coming up around
nine thirty here on the On the Kiss Morning Freak Show,
it's Mikey and Bob. Let's get to another talkback message
brought to us by the Pavement Group.

Speaker 23 (53:09):
Hey, gang, it's your buddy construction worker Max here. Hey,
I heard you guys talking about the Jackass movie. I
was wondering, you think if they ever did a Pittsburgh
edition they'd call it jag Off jack Jackass. I kind
of butchered that Jagoff's Jackass edition or jackawf or oh yeah,
definitely saying that.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Love you guys, Happy Birthday, Bob's birthday, Birthday's New Year's Day?
What happened there?

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Matt?

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Too many jags in a row? What happened? I kind
of want to hear that again? All right? Like he
started the Jackass sort of had him and then he's
just like, what if there's a Pittsburgh version that of
course he's just thinking jag Off, But.

Speaker 23 (53:47):
You think if they ever did a Pittsburgh edition, they'd
call it jag Off jack Jackass. I kind of butchered
that Jackof's Jackass edition or jackaw or oh yeah if
fund saying that love you guys, Happy birthday, Bob.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
All right, buddy, we got what you met, We got
what you met. You eventually got there. You eventually got there,
all right?

Speaker 3 (54:06):
Sold out, no a con tickets. Your chance to win
coming up around nine thirty. Stick around for that. It's
Mikey and Bob ninety.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Six to one Kids, Little Klab Yacht Today. Highs in
the upper seventies. I think we get rain sort of
off and on this weekend Saturday and Sunday, so you know,
it might not be the best weekend, but we'll get
those periods of sunshine where you get out there be
able to do something. It's Mikey and Bob the ninety
six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Got your chance

(54:33):
that sold out, noah Con tickets.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
We will give you the keyword to send us through
the free iHeartRadio app and a talkback message in just
a couple of minutes here right now, though, let's get
to another talkback message brought to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 15 (54:45):
Hey, Mike and Bobby, you're the one you make my
morning so much fun. I turn you on in the
fall day. Well at least until ten o'clock and you
go away.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
Wow, I mean, what are It's like our own rubber
Ducky song there, right, that's Burt, that's Burt and Ernie.
That's Ernie's rubber Ducky song from Yeah, rubber Ducky.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
You're the one you make bath time so much fun,
rubber Ducky. I'm awfully fun of you, right, yeah, yeah,
I think that's how it goes.

Speaker 15 (55:23):
Hey, Mike and Bobby, you're the one you make my
morning so much.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Fun in bathtime.

Speaker 15 (55:30):
I turn you on in the full day, well at
least until ten o'clock, and you go away.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Okay, No, hold on, I know what you gonna ask
for no contexts. I really thought so too.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
I thought there was gonna be an ask. There's gonna
be like a hey, I sang this song for you. Now,
where's my? Where's my?

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Sold out? Five hundred dollars a pair? No conticts right now?

Speaker 3 (55:54):
I think, though, Bob with with us in our history.
You know, we grew up together, We've been best friends,
you know forever. We've lived with each other together, you know,
after high school and everything used to haven't We've lived
in two separate apartments together. You know, we're just very
connected over our I think with our history. This this

(56:15):
is the line she's missing here.

Speaker 15 (56:17):
And Bobby, you're the one you make my morning so
much fun. I turn you on in the fall day.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Despite what our parents thought, we're not gay. I mean
really that could have been the line there. Yeah, you're right,
kind of like Burton Ernie.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
But we're not gay and Burton Ernie maybe we're not
so sure, but people think they are, but it's never confirmed.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
But you know, some e street lots of fun.

Speaker 28 (56:55):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
If you've never heard the story before, there was a
time when Bob's parents said him down because me and
Bob are spending a lot of time together and they
thought we were in a romantic relationship together.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
And I think I told your mom at one point, like, hey,
you're never gonna have to worry about that. Bob's not
my type. It's a weird coversation, kind of offensive. Well,
you know, man, mustache, that is true. That is true.
Now that you have a mustache might be a different conversation. Now,
it's all right, Well, are weird contents done? Now it's

(57:27):
time for you to win sold out? No, a contict's
good luck.

Speaker 30 (57:30):
Use your chance to win.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
No a contic.

Speaker 4 (57:32):
It's a ninety six to one kiss.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Later in the nine o'clock hour on a Friday, Bob,
this is this is when we're playing with a lead
right now and we can take the foot off the gas.
But you know what time it is right now? Yeah,
it's time to play mop up time.

Speaker 14 (57:51):
Right now.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
This is where we just play a couple of talkbacks
that we haven't got to on the show yet. Today
it's Mikey and Bob the Kiss Morning Freak Show Talkback
messave just brought to us by one T Media.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Hey boys, So catching up on the podcast today.

Speaker 19 (58:04):
While cleaning my house and I was cutting trying to
cut open a ball on my front porch and I
managed to cut my hand.

Speaker 17 (58:12):
Oh no, I sent you guys a video through Instagram.

Speaker 6 (58:15):
But like all you can hear on my doorbell is
you guys talking in the background and then me going.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. You
gotta be careful when you're slicing the boxes open. You
know i'd be careful, all right, So this is her
ring camera here. Oh my god, Oh my god, dude,
I just hear you going something about oh my god,

(58:40):
Oh my god, thanks for listening.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
Good Hopefully your hand's okay and hopefully the finger is
good to go. All right, let's get to another talkback message.

Speaker 8 (58:51):
Hair hockey puck and goalie stick.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
It's teachers from.

Speaker 8 (58:54):
Mars Hey just calling because today is draft day for
the wows in the NHL.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
I totally for it is. It's NHL draft date today,
it is.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
I just don't feel like the NHL draft, even though
we love the Penguins and all that.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
It's like, I don't know who's good.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
You know, usually there's like one or two players at
the top of the draft are all State kid, right,
it's the State. It's Meence Stay kid, right, Gavin McKenna.
I believe it's we're not gonna get We're not getting him.
So yeah, it's it's whatever. You know, Anaheim have the
first pick.

Speaker 30 (59:27):
I do not know who has the first pick. I
just know it's the Penn State kid. Draft order, dude,
Maple Leafs have the first pick. I totally forgot Maple
Leafs are.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Gonna get the Penn State kid. That's right. Well, that's
the night half fun in Toronto. Twenty second pick for
the for the Penguins.

Speaker 8 (59:43):
Should be an exciting time with the twenty second overall pick. Sure,
super exciting.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Yeah. Also, it's kind of cool to see.

Speaker 8 (59:50):
That the Hoffman family is coming in and he just
really seem to care about the Penguins in the city.
It's gonna be awesome.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
I agree.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
The Hoffman family in town. Now they've done the media stuff.
They're saying all the right things, you know, Yeah, gonna
make improvements the arena, maybe redo a TV deal at
the end of the next year. It seems saying all
the right things, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
The Fenway people came in and owned it as an asset,
you know, like just part of their portfolio of many
other things they owned, and it seemed like this family
wants to invest in everything and be part of the
game and show up to the games and be a
faith for the organization, which is cool.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Let's get to another talkback message here.

Speaker 29 (01:00:28):
Hello make you and Bob. I'm the first time color Okay,
I might start right. And yesterday in my backyard I
saw two bunnies a fighting and I thought to send
that and I was thinking of you and happy birthday, Bob.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Okay, no, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
You can't make your first appearance on the show with
a happy birthday, Bob.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
And feel free to leave us talkbacks anytime. His Birthday's
not to New Year's Day. It's not his birthday today.
I've seen rabbit wrestling in the backyard before too also, so.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Not too far after rabbit wrestling, a whole bunch of
little bunnies pop up ninety six Kiss.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
A lot of stuff going down this weekend. Nelly and
Third Eye Blind playing down at the point on Saturday
Open Streets Pittsburgh for like four hours on Sunday.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
Right, yeah, yeah, it's Mikey Bob the ninety six to
one Kiss Morning Freak Show. New episode of Love Island
USA tonight. That's gonna be exciting one because awesome Morris happened.
Now it's time to recouple. I believe we are headed
for more Love Island USA. Facebook comments on the show
Monday morning. Once all the recoupling happens. Buccos are at

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home all weekend taking on the reds is Paul Skeens Tonight, yep,
it's Ball Skeens.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Friday Night Schemes Day Intes a scheme saucege.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
G I Am shoot him of the weenie cannon man.
Uh No, I'm telling you you can't. You have to
have a modified weenie calendar. I can't camp Cannon calendar,
Weenie calendar. I also want one of those. If anybody
wants seven months a Weeni's yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Therefore, yeah, I'm telling you if somebody will send listen
if me and you did a twelve.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
Month weenie calendar, eh, print money. It's just us posed
with wiener dogs, wieners of all varieties.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Oh yeah, I guess I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Hot dogs, dogs that bark. It's a weenie surprise every
month when you turn the page.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
Yep, flip the calendar over.

Speaker 5 (01:02:35):
What do we have?

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Oh it's July, Red, white and Weenie. We're just drifting
off into the abyss. Here on it on a Friday,
aren't we? Yeah? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
Uh more chances for you have win twenty five hundred
dollars coming up today, eleven five ten.

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ninety six to one Kiss and uh, Bob, what do
you want to name the podcast today? Before we get
out of here, there is a hair in my Beaver

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County boom. All right, it's a great one to end
the week on. I think I think it is all right. Everybody,
have a good weekend. Be safe, say.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Something nice, send us a message, tell us some good
stuff happened to you this weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
Have a good weekend, be nice to other people. Go humanity, yes,
go World Cup. All right, that's it for us. Rights
you guys, says Ibnna. Tell you last, smile at someone today.
Make somebody happy. You have more power than you think
you do.

Speaker 10 (01:03:47):
Enjoy your day or night or week Back Joy Kiss FM,
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