ThorsDay Wienie War

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, we're having a weird morning already. We missed
the very start of the show. We were both in here.
The computer wasn't working correct. Literally, we were both in
here for the start of the show, but we missed
the start of the show.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
It gets weirder though. But then by the way, good
morning everybody.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
It's Mikey and Bob, your buddy's whatever, you know, ninety
six one Kiss High.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
We're here. I was driving into work this morning.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
I'm tired out, man, I need like five cups of
coffee this morning.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
It's Thursday.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
I've hit a wall, okay, but I'm driving and I'm
doing like that thousand yards stare just like in the
lane getting near the Bridgeville exit.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
And we're very robotic when we drive in the morning,
like we know, you know, we're coasting.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah, it's like muscle memory. Yeah yeah. Truck in front
of me. I see start going sideways.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Dude. It's not going sideways though, but I'm seeing it
with my eyes go sideways. When you say going sideways.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Like almost like it's sliding on ice or the back
end of the trucks. It wasn't attractive trailer. It was
like a pickup truck. Yeah, and then I just like
blinked my eyes and gave it like a you know,
like in a cartoon or like a movie or something,
when like, yeah, you know you see something unbelievable, dude,
that was me this morning. I was like, that car,

(01:15):
there's no way that truck's going sideways right now. No,
it's not. It's just me. I must be too tired.
So I got my coffee. Now I think I'm ready
to go. But it's been a weird couple of mornings. Well, yeah,
yesterday morning, Johnny Hartwell from three WS, the station across
like the hall from us here.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
He came in and was like, I gotta tell somebody this.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
There was somebody knocking on my car like roof this morning,
and I'm like, while you were driving, He's like yeah,
I wouldn't stop.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
He was so freaked out he had goosebumps.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
And then he told me, he's like, yeah, I aint
got out of my Car's nobody there. Now you're seeing
cars go sideways that aren't really going sideway.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
I'm starting to think that that stray cat that you
almost captured, dude, maybe that wasn't even a real cat.
Maybe that was a ghost cat. I don't know what's
going on with man.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
The ghost cat was trying to lure me into the woods.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
I'm seeing a cargo sideways. It's not going sideways, Johnny Hartwell,
guy across the hall, he's seeing ghost knocks on the
top of his roof.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Bob sees a cat that might not be real. Ghost
Knox was the wrong way to say that.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Big ghost knocks to start the morning. I'm gonna come
in here tomorrow morning. Be like, you're not gonna believe
that I saw my way to work. It wasn't just one,
it was a pair of ghost knocks. Man, they were nice.
All right, we got your chance at sold out Noah
Coon tickets.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Everybody wants these tickets chances.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
This morning, around seven thirty and nine thirty, it's Mikey
and Bob's.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Head, the Mikey and Bob Podcast.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Well, let's see who stayed up way too late watching
World Cup soccer.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
It's World Cup James Ry Mikey and Bob James. You
know the drill yep checking in. I'm just finish off
a duel deep watch stream. Yeah, two games at one
last last night, both games up at the same time.
MM hmm, Mexico just beating check you, oh Man. And
by the way, did you see the Mexican fans down

(03:12):
there in Guadalajara.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
I did, I did. There's like four hundred thousand Mexicans
in the street going wild. I'm telling you, Man, I'm
getting world Peace vibes from this World Cup.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Mike.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
We gotta overthrow every government in the world. Nobody's doing
anything right. We all just need to come together and
hang out and party. Man, World peace.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
And had South Korea, South Africa, oh.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Man, South Korea, South Africa. Starting at ten o'clock at
night in World Cup. James is up watching on the.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
Other side of the screen. Wow, first dual watch talk
back message. Here we go, big night. Team USA is
on tonight. It's a pointless game. They play Turkey. Turkey's
already eliminated. Team USA is already going to the next round,
the knockout round.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
So it's sort of a pointless game tonight. And it
starts late as hell. It starts at like ten o'clock.
So not saying you can't watch a Team USA soccer,
but it's a pointless game and it starts really late,
so you know, make your own decisions.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
There.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
All right, let's get to a quick say something nice
message here, Bob. Yeah, you know, we don't usually do
like birthday you know, wishes and stuff like that on
the show, because who cares. Everybody's got a birthday, it's
not special. Bob's is actually every damn day on the show.
But let's get to a say something nice message real quick,
because it's somebody's birthday today, we.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Say something nice, say something nice. It's Aunt cock Cock, Hi, boys,
it's Aunt Cock.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
I just wanted to let you know that today is
a very special day.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
It is Tepe's first birthday. That's right.

Speaker 6 (04:51):
Whoa?

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Aunt Coca kept a.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Human alive for three hundred and sixty five days?

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Whoa? Okay, this is Aunt Coca's all child that she.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Calls TP milestone and cock Co milestones featured on our
show quite often, Renal milestone sometimes on edibles too.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
She's kept the human alive for a year.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
To Yeah, don't brag, don't get too crazy, but.

Speaker 7 (05:16):
I am so happy though.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Bob is his birthday?

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Okay, it's not birthdays, not birthday twins, Bob's birthdays, New
Year's Day, Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Say something nice, say something nice, all right.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
If you don't got a say something nice message, you
want to bring some positivity to the show, get on
the Free iHeartRadio app. You can send us a talkback
message anytime if you got something nice to say about
someone or something. Bob, I'm starting to really think about
the email that I sent yesterday. I think you know
which one I'm talking about. I'm not sure if I'm

(05:53):
gonna get into a human resources sort of meeting today
for the email I sent late last night, but I
want to talk about that coming up.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Next on the show.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Around six forty we also have sold out Noah Con tickets,
your chance to win those.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Around seven thirty and nine thirty, It's Mikey and Bob
Mikey and Bob Podcast. Gonna have some rain today.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Highs around eighty degrees, but scattered showers and thunderstorms throughout
the day. It's Mikey and Bob the Kiss Morning Freak Show.
Let's get to our buddy Alex. He sent us a
talkback message here through the Free iHeartRadio approat to us
by One Team Media.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Hey, good morning, Mike and Bob.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Every buddy Alex, I had to tell you, Yeah, I
got to try the big Lizzy.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Oh boy, the Big Lizzie. It was a oh boy,
I mean it's the hot dog. It was a hot dog,
a big hot dog.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah, a lot of people have been talking about this,
uh just because you know Pirates Pitcher Paul Schemes. You know,
he's very monotone, doesn't have a super outgoing personality and
uh you know he did this commercial with sheets and
they got the ten inch Big Lizzies new hot dog.
Telling you though, man, I feel like I might have

(07:02):
committed some sort of HR violation with the email I
sent yesterday. Hey, now, I sent an email because I
had an idea and I look back on it now
and this idea will never happen. But my marketing brain
started going to work. You were just trying to help,
and I, you know, I mean, let's be honest here,

(07:27):
like me and Bob are partners with get Go, and
we have been for like a damn decade. You know
where to get Go guys. So I said, all right,
well she's got this big Glizzy Paul Schemes.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
That's pretty cool. But I sent an email last night
and I said, listen, if get Go can somehow make
a foot long hot dog, which we know they have
the capabilities of because Chef Tom has made us foot
long hot dogs from Get Go.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
But he has I said, if they can somehow get
it to the same price, is the big Glizzy. Can
you imagine if Get Go had a Mikey and Bob
foot long two inches bigger than schemes.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Print money. Get Go. It's right there for you. It's
getting you pull out of attention. But we know how
to take that tension away two more inches. Everybody's gonna
be looking at our Glizzies.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
What you put in motion last night quite possibly the
spark that will be the Glizzy Wars of twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
It's not gonna be the Nothing's ever gonna happen, but
what you put in motion last night may lead to
a summer we'll all remember.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
This may be the reason that Paul Skeens.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Leaves Pittsburgh and says, I can't resign here.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
He looks, he goes how they get two more inches?

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Paul's Skean says, I gotta I can't be. I can't
be around here anymore in a city that's only gonna
give me ten. There's a couple of guys at twelve.
I'm telling you man, And then I thought about it
after I said, and I was just like, I'm not
sure if that's because I was.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Just like, listen, those two more inches are gonna make
a huge difference.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
I'm like, I don't know why they just wouldn't go
two more inches and make it a foot long, big
g Lizzie.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
I said, we gotta get two more inches. The sheets
left the door open.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
They left the door open by late two inches inches
out there by two inches sheets, And listen, guess who's
not gonna fit through two inches when you leave the
door open. These guys right here. But we're gonna kick
that damn door down and say foot bogs in the
host Now watch out, Skiner Wiener. None of it's ever
gonna happen. But I just wanted to let everybody know

(09:42):
what goes on sort of behind the scenes here and
the email that I sent last night, which is worded
very uncomfortably because I'm like, they got ten inches, we
should get twelve inches. It's just two more inches, but
it makes a world of difference.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
The just no sheets. We're ready for a hot dog
war at any time.

Speaker 8 (10:00):
You two schemes, yes, ski watch radar, but two stre
inches sold out, Noah content, it's your chance at that
coming up around seven thirty and nine thirty this morning.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Also part of our two hundred and fifty k USA giveaway,
we got a chance for you to win twenty five
hundred dollars. Around eight ten, it's Mikey and Bob. Hey,
thank you for listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast. Now,
whatever you're listening on, we appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
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(10:56):
Whiz Khalifa at the New Place, kicking it off off
Citizens Live at the Wiley Friday, October second. Those tickets
go on sale today at ten am. And by the way,
that's not like a lot of seats like starlankings.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
So this one's gonna sell out, and it's gonna sell
out fast intimate Wiz.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
So yeah, ten am, make sure you get your whisky
leave ticket Citizens Live at the Wiley. By the way,
we were talking about the show yesterday because I was like,
why it like officially got announced this week, the Wiz Show.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
But I'm like, we heard about Wiz playing at the
you know.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
In sticks like opening Citizens Live at the Wiley like
months ago.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
So I found out why.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
It's because, like, you know, Whizz is on tour with
MGK right now, and they, you know, recently had the
big show out at star Lake, so Citizens Live at Wiley.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
They announced the Whiz Show, but then they didn't.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Promote it so the Starlight Show itself, so they couldn't
do like an official now for official tickets on sales.
So then once Star Lake Whiz Show was, MGK was done,
now they can promote the Whiz Show at Citizens Live
at Wiley. You know it's but it's gonna sell pretty quick.
Ten am tickets go on sale for that. It is

(12:09):
Mikey about the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Right around seven
o'clock time for us to take you back to a
moment in the show that made us laugh, made us smile,
and it's.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
A naked big guy. For today in free show History,
here we go to me. We're going to Oklahoma City.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
A family came face to face with a naked stranger
in their home. This happened around six pm in the evening.
Family confronted the naked man. He then ran out the
back door, skipped to the back pond that they had
at their house for My guy decided to get from
skipping in. Yep, skip to the back pond, and then

(12:55):
just jumped in. Police say he was in the pond
for about an hour before or they were able to
get the naked guy out.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Just enjoying your day.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
The homeowner said, I thought that was them knocking on
the front door. By the time I got to the
front door open to let them in, the back door
was already being opened by the big.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Fat, naked crazy guy. What a description.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Yeah, yeah, surprise, surprise, he's at the back door.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
It's wide open, big fat naked crazy guy. Knock, knock,
you're getting in.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
The large naked man cannon bawled into the family's back
pond and was waiting around very hippopotamus like.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
It was very strange.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
The homeowner said, Copper, It's like, come on, out. Yeah,
my man's playing Hungry Hungry hippo's on the pod.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
No clothes on.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Homeowner said one of the strangest things I'm scene following
somebody out of your own home into a lake that
you're not supposed to be swimming in. It's full of
snakes and snapping turtles. Oh, man naked with snapping turtles. Jesus,
you're one snapping turtle away from the man hippos out there.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Oh my gosh. He was yelling what's party when police arrived.
Nobody wants to be part of that party.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Police eventually took him into custody and it appeared he
was on a controlled substance. Yeah, it's a naked no no,
hell yeah, no, no, no, you don't do the drugstall.

Speaker 9 (14:35):
No, you don't know, it's not good. You don't want
to do those hard drugs and make you hit the
cannonball and walk around in the water like a hippo.
The next thing, you know, sniff sniff, snapping turtle.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
You didn't know you were gonna get circumcised today. But
the snap snapping turtle could do snapping turtle. It could
probably be worse than that. Oh my god. Floating baby
carrot in the pond. I think I'm done? Are you done? Yeah,
We're good. Thank you person making the show once again.

(15:08):
Hey Buccos exploded.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Last night, Pirates beat the Mariners eleven to one. Braxton
Ashcraft struck out ten batters.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Not bad.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Connor Griffin two down in his first rehab game in
double al Tuna two for two with a triple home run,
a walk, a hit by pitch, three RBIs and three
runs scored.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Bring them back, Bring him back. He's ready to go.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
It's an afternoon game twelve thirty five today, Pirates Mariners,
Bubba Chandler pitching for the Buckos, and it is dollar
Dog Day two, So just go make a mess of
the afternoon. Do you need to work today? No, tell
your boss. You don't care anymore. You don't care. Okay,
you've watched the World Cup videos and you don't care.
You're spending an afternoon at the ballpark with dollar hot

(15:53):
dogs and you don't care anymore. You want to feel something,
so you're going to have a glizzy day at the
ballpark today. It's Mike Kid Bob the Kiss Morning Freak Show.
Bob was not here for the beginning of the show.
Earlier this week, and he came in a little late
and then said that he was trying to acquire a

(16:16):
cat for me. Now, if you don't know, we have
eight cats in our house, eight cats. We love them all.
They're not like foster cats that were just holding on to.
We have eight cats that are our own and we
love them right, So we're a cat family. And Bob
was trying to wrangle a stray cat. He got out
of his car, put his four ways on right up

(16:38):
the hill here in Bridgeville and tried to lure a
cat in.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Right across from the station here. I'm like, what a
gift for my buddy if I can bring another cat.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
By the way, I did show that segment to my
wife Jamie when I got home. I said, oh, Bob
almost got us a new cat, and he goes, what
do you mean? And then I played the video of
you explaining the whole thing, and she was laughing her
ass on. She excited, Yeah, like, I know that if
you randomly give me a cat, it's gonna be my cat, dude,
So stop trying to get me cats.

Speaker 9 (17:06):
Man.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
But let's get to this message, Bob, because I guess
this has happened to somebody before talkback messages brought to
us by the pavement.

Speaker 10 (17:12):
Group What's going On Guys Plumbers Act from Washington checking
in here catching up on the podcast from the other day,
and had to share a similar story about trying to
hunt down a cat in the middle of the street.
Went out with some friends to get some ice cream
and along a busy state route Route forty was his
little orange dream circle looking cat. Oh, Bab, I did

(17:33):
what you did there and put the fourways on in
the middle of the street and have some people slow
down and whatnot. So I did what you did, bab,
and did a swell. I mean, yeah, this little guy
wasn't having it.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah, it doesn't seem like uh, straight cats or cats
out in the wild. They're not responding to it didn't work.
It didn't work like a house cat, is right, you.

Speaker 10 (17:54):
Run all over the street. Well, finally I just kind
of took a chance and dove out him and swooped
him up.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
And all right, Well, Bob doesn't have diving and swooping
skills though, so I don't. I don't if I would know,
he'd still see me laying in the street, and plus
there'd be no more cat lap with the bar and.

Speaker 10 (18:08):
They started driving and he started running all over the
sheets and everything and was able to get him looked
at by a family friend who had a farm, had
a lot of cats, and uh, that's where he found
his forever home. Had ended up living on that farm
for probably I don't know, the next state to ten
years or.

Speaker 7 (18:25):
Something like that.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Wow.

Speaker 10 (18:27):
But yeah, dream Circle had a nice life there.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
And oh yeah, I saved that.

Speaker 10 (18:31):
Little orange basketball from becoming permanent pen.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Dot artwork on Route forties.

Speaker 10 (18:36):
Anyways, guys, have a great day and a better one tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Ye that's nice man. You're you're doing the work out there,
trying to.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Stay there, you know. See.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
But did you hear where that cat ended up? He said,
we have a family friend that has a.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Farm towards ten years, heading towards the cat got room
for a cat farm.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Yea, I just yeah, I got the cats, but I
don't have the farm.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
And I think eight might be my peak. I think
I think, man, nine and ten, that's once I get
in double digits cats, there's a problem. There's a problem.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
Room for one more though, you said double digits is
the problem if it.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Really needs a home then if you find it on
sire Okay, sold out, no contickets, we got your chance
to try to win those around seven thirty and nine thirty.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Stick around It's My Yeah Bop ninety six one Kiss.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Now we've heard the rumors that Taylor Swift and Travis
Kelcey are getting married fourth of July weekend at Madison
Square Garden. A permit was filed with New York City
to shut down the streets around Madison Square Garden for
like those three days. It looks like it might be legit.
This thing looks like it's happening. New York Times is
reporting there's gonna be two days of celebration, a gathering

(19:51):
of about one hundred people on July second, followed by
a splashier event with possible stage of apearances on July third.
July second, like the friends and family like close, yeah, yeah,
and then July third inviting all the you know, yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Everybody she works with, everybody he works with, yeah, super friends,
you know.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Like I'm just wondering who's gonna play, Like there's gotta
be somebody who's gonna It's gonna be at Sharon, right,
like Ed, Sharon's gonna yeah, gonna sing like perfect or
something like that. You know, you start thinking about who's
been friends with Taylor since you know she was teenager
in her twenties or something like that. You know, Selene
Gome is gonna be there, you know, you know the

(20:38):
cast characters, you know, the Him sisters are gonna be there.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
And it'll be a whole thing.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
It'll just be interesting to see, like if there's any performances,
who's gonna perform. You know, a lot of pressure to
to sing at Taylor Swift's wedding.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Yikes.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
But it also looks like that they rented Madison Square
Garden for three days a million dollars a day, and
another permit was filed with New York City to shut
down the streets around it. Think of that, Just think
of who has like the power and money to do.
They're shutting down the streets around Madison Square Garden.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Middle of New York.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Shut it down on America's two hundred and fiftieth celebration.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
It's pretty wild.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
July second to July fourth, they're shutting down, like the
streets around Madison Square Garden, like a couple of them.
It also says Amtrak police officers who patrol Penn Station,
which is beneath Madison Square Garden, have been advised of
the Travis Kelsey Taylor Swift wedding on July fourth weekend.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Also twelve blocks north.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Of Madison Square Garden, the Marriott Marque in Times Square
is reportedly holding reservations for several Kansas City chiefs. So
all the things are starting to point as this is
a real thing. Travis and Taylor are getting married, as
it's happening at Madison SQUA.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
When that first came up, I'm like, there's no one
like this is TMZ looking for clicks.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yeah, But then you think about it and it's like if
they want it to be private, I mean, it's not
like the most it's such a weird venue to have
it at.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
But then again, you know, you can make.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Your own bubble on the floor of Madison Square Garden and.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Make it look like anything.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
You're not getting a drone flying over your backyard or
your mansion and paparazzi waiting outside like hawks.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
You know, for people, I think rather than have it
more in a public setting where you do have people
like you know.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Hang gliding by with a camera, shut shut it down.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Nobody can't even get near Madison Square Garden. That's sort
of how you do it. So it's gonna be interesting though,
to see who gets invited, to see who gets to perform.
You know, how much will the public be let into this?

Speaker 2 (22:41):
You know? Will there be wedding pictures that they post
on their own? Are they selling wedding pictures?

Speaker 7 (22:47):
You know?

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Do they just have like a wedding band play though,
and then people go up and like grab the guitar
if they want a situation like that too.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Also, cookie table. She's not from here, she's moreover by Philly,
but Pennsylvania. Maybe maybe she's got a relative or something
like that.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
She's like, yeah, I'm gonna do I'm gonna do a
cookie table.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
You should have one, you know, Hey, you're part of
that cookie table group on Facebook.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
It's been quiet, it's been quiet about Taylor's wedding. But
why don't you post something that says, Hey, I'm the
cookie table guy for Taylor's wedding.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
We're dropping him off at the ninety six one Kiss
Studios in Bridgeville and then we're dropping him to Taylor's
wedding and me and you need all.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
The help we can get drop them off here and
me and.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
You will eat all the cookies that I'm supposed to be.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Dude, we got a plan here. We're gonna get involved
in Taylor and.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Travis's wedding, the greatest cookie Heights town. I'm telling you, man,
we could have so these cookies could last.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
All summer, for all my gosh, all summer.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
You can listen to every World Cup match on our
free iHeartRadio app. That means tonight to TMYOSA is taking
a Turkey. It's a pointless match because Team USA is
already going to the knockout round to thirty two and
Turkey's already eliminated. But ten pm tonight, Team USA you
can get on the free iHeartRadio app. Also, July first
is going to be the next match in the knockout round. Yeah,

(24:15):
looks like we're probably gonna be playing Bosnia and Herzegovina
out in California.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Round of thirty two.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Anybody can beat mostly anybody, Okay, it's it's clenched butt
cheap time once you're in the knockout round because even
the best teams in the world, one or two things
go wrong all of a sudden.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
It's over. You know, so, I think we can beat Bosnia,
but we'll see.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Watch out if we don't let him dance. If we
win the Turkey game tonight, doesn't matter. If we win
the next game, we win a knockout round game, dude,
vibes in this country will be at an all time
of soccer high. Dude in all time soccer high. It's
Mikey about the Kiss Morning Freak Show. This guy has

(25:03):
been sort of friend of the show, I would say,
for a few years. Larry from Little Washington. He's left
us messages over the years.

Speaker 11 (25:11):
Larry from Little Washington again, Hey, you guys remind me
of Burton Ernie when I was a child. But you
guys ain't got crap on Kermit the Frog. Kermit the Frog.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Yep.

Speaker 11 (25:24):
But anyway, your Burton Ernie in the Morning to me,
thank you for being there.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
We're Burton Ernie in the Morning. No Kermit to Larry
from Low Washington, No, you have not made it to
Kermit's status yet.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Here was another message from Larry from Low Washington.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
I'm just sort of giving you his his his his
hits right here, okay, his best hits.

Speaker 11 (25:45):
Just Larry from Little Washington. I just want to hear
one that little plastic whistles like used to get at
birthday parties.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Okay, stick that on a part, real, stick that on
a fart. Pause, and then of course.

Speaker 11 (26:04):
I guess I'm free. I'm free ball and Jesus loves you.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
There's Larry from Little Washington, so all right, well let's
get to his latest message here. He can be part
of the show. Send us a talkback message through the
Free iHeartRadio. Appro to is by one Team Media.

Speaker 11 (26:21):
Mike can bother at your boy, little Larry from Little Washington.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Coming in hoting something yesterday like the most inappropriate time
to talk to people. Yeah, it's just there's certain times
where you just don't interact with people. Somebody called and
just said they don't like talking to people when people
try to strike up conversations like the gas pumping right right,
there's plenty of you know, maybe check out Lyne too.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
It's like you don't want to be bothered trying to
get through I mean to talk.

Speaker 11 (26:48):
Sure, Sure, how about when you're standing in a jurnal
when you're sitting there.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Well, first of all, Larry, if you're standing in the urinal,
you've got a problem with going to the bathroom and
you're doing the urinal wrong.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Okay, if you're standing in if you're still wait, what
did he just say, climbing there, Larry? How about when
you're standing in the urnal, when you're sitting there?

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Wait, hold on, you're standing in the urinal and you're
sitting there, Larry. Are you getting in the urinal and
then sitting down making it a urinal seat? You know
that that's not a toilet for sitting, right, Larry, just making.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Sure trying to relieve yourself.

Speaker 6 (27:20):
If someone comes in and starts talking to you, now,
would I be wrong to wave at them with my
weapon in my hands?

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Yeah, that's the worst time to talk to somebody.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Right, So, if you're ever going to the bathroom next
to Larry from Little Washington, don't talk to him. No,
keep it fu, Just stare at the wall.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Nothing.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
You don't want to encounter he's got a weapon. Yeah,
you don't want to encounter his weapon. And by the way,
if you're wondering if he's wearing underwear at.

Speaker 11 (27:47):
You're not, I guess I'm free I'm free ball.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
And he is not.

Speaker 11 (27:53):
And Jesus loves you said.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Hey, not just that everybody Okay, it's not just everybody
that wants to sold out Noah Con tickets.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
It's everybody and their mother.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
All right, serious, it's everybody and their mother that wants
sold out Noah Context.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
It's a lot of people going for the askh it
is you guys, got any extress over there?

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:18):
It is July third, p and C Park. It's sold out.
Everybody wants to go see Noacon, Him, Mike and Bob.

Speaker 12 (28:23):
I'm Scarlett. I'm from Washington County. I'm a longtime listener.
I listen to you guys before I'm going to school,
before I'm going to work every morning. And I love
you guy the show. I've been wanting to see Noacon
for a really long time, and I think I wanted
to bring my mom to the concert.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
She says, a big NOA confident. She loves it so much.

Speaker 12 (28:40):
We've been trying to get tickets for months now to
go to this show, so it would just be a
great opportunity.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
So thank you guys so much.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
I like how she buttered us up for the Noah
Coon ticket. Ask there too.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
Yeah, James, Maria, I'm from Melville and I would take
my little cousin Zoe. We got to see Taylor Swift together.
We're gonna go see Harry together. Yeah, we really want
to go see Noah Khan together.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
I mean, are you kidding me? Taylor, Harry and Noah Khan.

Speaker 6 (29:07):
This is for the Noah Con tickets There no con,
ne a Con, Noah Con. This is barbed from Aliston
Park and I would.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Take Robin Man.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Listen, I want to shut this contest down right now
and bar Rob Yeah, Robin Man, Yeah, absolutely, I want
to go with him though too. I mean, she's doing
the Shaka Con with Noah Con. She she would be
unhinged at that show.

Speaker 12 (29:34):
Man.

Speaker 6 (29:34):
No Con, no a Con, Noah Con.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
All right, well I have another chance, you know a
con tickets coming up around nine thirty here on the
Kiss Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
It is Mikey and Bob. Bob.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
The other morning, you were late to the show because
you were trying to wrangle outside of the station a
loose cap and you put your four ways on and
everything got out. Tried the cat coming over to give
me my ninth cat at my house, but the cat
didn't want anything to do with you.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
It's yeah, that didn't work. Let's get to this talk
back message brought to us by the Pavement group.

Speaker 13 (30:13):
Hey boys, Papa had here listening to the show driving
my daughter to daycare, and she was laughing at the
story of Bob try to catch kitty cat.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Yeah, Bob was out there outside of his uh, his tahoe.
He's uh, you know, it's early in the morning, there's
still dew on the ground and Bob's and he's in
the grass just trying to lure cat.

Speaker 13 (30:35):
And she said, it's because Bob did it singing a
kitty cat song.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
I don't know if you guys remember you wait, hold
on one second.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Was there a kitty cat song you're supposed to sing
the lureing cats?

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Was this like a pet song or something like that
that we messed.

Speaker 13 (30:49):
You guys had a segment with cat songs, and she
sang it yeah, and then you guys sang it back
with Katie Cat, Katie Cat, I Love you, Kity Cat,
Katie Cat woo wood.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
She said, try that next time, Bob. You know what
She's right, Hey, I remember it now and I blew it.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
I don't know if we have a smarter, young young
listener in our audience. She's on the way to daycare
right now, and she's like, listen, you let her know.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
She was right. You're trying to get cats. You know,
I think you're doing I thought that was the universal
language to talk to cats. I was wrong. I was wrong.
But really wants if you want to lure in a strange.

Speaker 13 (31:21):
Case, katycat, katy cat, out of you, katycat, kitty cat.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Woo woo woo.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
That's all you got to do, Bob, I blew We're
trying to lure in some strange cats. There your chance
at twenty five hundred dollars coming up next year on
the Kiss Morning Freak Show part of our two hundred
and fifty k USA giveaway, and around eight twenty five
we check in with the.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Pittsburgh Police scanner account. It's Mike. You Bob, got a chance?

Speaker 1 (31:46):
You gona win twenty five hundred dollars coming up next
here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show will give you
the nationwide keyword to enter up on our website nine
to six to one Kiss dot com. Right now, let's
get some mortor Noah con messages.

Speaker 6 (31:58):
Hey, what's up.

Speaker 14 (31:58):
It's Jamie from the South Side Born and Race. I
would absolutely love to see noahkhon Ma Mama three don't
get to get out much, and I would drag my
husband along with me to go see him.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Mama three doesn't get out much. Ready to drag the
husband out. That's gonna be a night break drag. That's
gonna be nice right there.

Speaker 7 (32:19):
Yeah, him, Mike and Big Bob. My name's Riley Murphy,
m a nurse from outside of Robinson in Oakdale. Just
hoping I can win some Noah Coon tickets to take
my best friend and just had a baby out for
a for a good weekend. Yeah, weekday whatever, good night,
you got it, Thank you very much, have a good day.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Bye.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
All right, your next chance to try to get some
sold out Noah con tickets coming up around nine to
thirty Here on the Kiss Morning Free Show.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
It's Mikey and Bob. Uh.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
We were just playing the uh talkback message from the
guy who's taking his daughter to daycare. Yeah, yeah, singing
the kitty cat song because of you trying to wrangle
a loose cat earlier in this week.

Speaker 8 (33:01):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Now, I know we've done pet songs on the show before.
We've also done kids songs on the show before, but
out of nowhere. We got a kid's song here. Somebody
just heard we were doing songs.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
I've been waiting. I heard a cat's song. Can I
do the kid's song here?

Speaker 15 (33:17):
Good morning, Minkey and big ball. This is Missy.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Hey, I have nickname for my kids.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
My daughter is booty.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Your daughter? Wait, your daughter? Was that a booty? Booty?
Your daughter's booty booty? You call your daughter booty?

Speaker 15 (33:30):
My son is tinky Winky.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
You got a booty and a tinky winky? Hey, great,
good name.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Those are good pet nicknames too, kid, pet whatever, you
got a booty and a tinky winky.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
You ain't doing too bad.

Speaker 15 (33:43):
And I even had a song for him.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Okay, here we go this tinky Winky song, Tinky Winky,
good and pie, what are we doing?

Speaker 15 (33:51):
Kiss the doors and made im try when the boys
came out to play, Tinky Winky ran away. Love you guys,
keep my morning, going on my way to work?

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Hey, you keep our morning? Yeah? Thank you? Tinky Winky song, great, Dan,
that's great.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
All right, here's your chance to win twenty five hundred
dollars and after that, around a twenty five we're gonna
check in with the latest from the Pittsburgh Police Scanner account.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
It's Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Now Downtown closures already starting to happen. Uh in advance
of the America two point fifty PA concert with Nelly
and Third Eye Blind that's gonna be happening at Point
State Park on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Uh, that's sold out.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
But road closures, parking restrictions all starting to happen, already
in effect then will remain until early Sunday morning.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
So I mean starting from now until fourth of July. Like, Yeah,
there's gonna be closures north Shore, there's gonna be closures
around the Point.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Yeah, it's gonna be a whole thing. Right, You're gonna
be awesome.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Uh, let's check in with the Pittsburgh Police Scanner account
here again.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Uh. They do a great job on social media.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
They have their own webs like pghdash scanner dot com,
and uh they sill merch on there and everything. They
just do a great job of filling in sort of
the gaps here because a lot of stuff doesn't make
the news, right, but it is things that are happening.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
In and around our city. Stripp Destrict.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
We go to Wollie's Fish Market, callers said, they're trapped
in the building and something fell in front of a
door blocking it. Trapped in woies, geez trapped, that's wild,
it's at fire ems police were responding. The call taker
did note that the GPS pinged the phone to Pennhills

(35:38):
and it might be a bad call. So then the
follow up to the person who called the police and said, Hey,
I'm stuck in Wooly Woly's prank call. Police got there first,
Nothing was happening. Everyone's going back to what they were doing.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
If I'm blocking the door and I'm surrounding.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
By the trut I just who calls like the police
in fakes the They're stuck inside of boys in the strip,
I'm in the fish closet.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
What do you doing, I'm next to the red snapper.

Speaker 16 (36:08):
Oh gosh, oh.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Gosh, there's so much trot here in lobsters and the
walleye in my pants. Okay, and coming up next here
on the Pittsburgh Police ganner.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
This is just a quick one fourth of July. Okay.
The annual fireworks.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Are gunshot season officially kicked off, with calls.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Coming in all night long. We're here, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
It is time to play fireworks or gunshine.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Set or or it could be Katie k blowing up watermelon. Yeah,
you see this watermelon piece here.

Speaker 7 (36:48):
This is actually being compared to a body part and
what could happen in a firework accident?

Speaker 2 (36:53):
People look at what it could do it. Oh my gosh,
there goes. It's the type of injury emergency rooms.

Speaker 11 (37:01):
See.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
All right, so listen.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Usually around fourth of July, it's fireworks or gunshots, could
be blown up watermelons, could be the news blowing up
water melons.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Again, that's just Katie King. We said, I tell you
p X I t A. They gonna blow stuff up
fourth of July too.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
That's what's happening in and around our city.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
All right.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
We got a chance at sold out Noah Kan tickets
still coming up around nine to thirty on The Kiss
Morning Free Show. It's Mike and Bob. Just scatter showers
and storms throughout the day today warm though high's near
eighty degrees. It's Mikey and Bob The Kiss Morning Freak Show.
Everybody wants to go see sold out Noah con Your

(37:46):
next chance is coming up around nine thirty. But let's
get to this talkback message real quick, Hey.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Mike and Bob. This is Donny.

Speaker 17 (37:52):
I'm in the middle of trying to move some stuff
around on a fourth lift on my job and Kay,
my wife keeps texting me to try and win some
no con tickers this summer. So yeah, uh, it doesn't
really mean a whole lot to me. I'm kind of
digging right now, but it means a lot to my
wife or she could go so appreciate you guys, Appreciate
all you do for Pittsburgh.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Just he's on a forklift, man, He's like, yeah, guys,
can you play this message to my wife?

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Stops text me. My wife's texted me twenty times already
this morning. I need to Tarary and Mike, you Bob
try with no contickets. I'm on a forklift right now
as we speak, working. Yeah nine thirty Next Chance had
sold out, Noah cont tickets, Bob. Today is Thursday, right, Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
I I don't know if a lot of people know
this information. Thursday is named after Thor. I'm completely serious, dude, Thor.
I have acquired this information and now I'm passing it
on to everybody.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Did you acquire this information? Umm, that's a good question.
Talking to the god god of Thunder.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
The god of thunder, So Thursday really stands for Thorsday.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Look this up, dude. It sounds like some marketing thing
for let me know, it's got nothing to do with Marvel.

Speaker 18 (39:19):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
Been floating around the internet ever since the first like
thor movie. They're like, it's gonna be Thorsday.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Oh, this gotta do with real like gods and stuff
like that that people believe in.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
We're not even don't even think about worth. Okay, the
calendar and everything like there's like.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Today, where did the days come from? Is Thorsday? I'm
telling you, I'm right, Friday two.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
This might be too much for me. Friday is named
after Freya a little Norse mythology on the show Today.
Whoa you look it up?

Speaker 1 (40:02):
There you got an answer for me, Bob, Yeah, Reel,
isn't it Thursday?

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Issay in honors thore Yep, the hammer wielding Norse god
of thunder.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Yeah, you know we turned him into a Hemsworth but
thor Thorworth. Well, I know, but I'm saying, Okay, well,
it's Hemsworth Day for you then, because Thursday is really Thursday.
And then look up Friday too, tell everybody about Freya
f r e y a. Who is Friday named after?

Speaker 2 (40:37):
What did you dig into on the internet?

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Man, I gotta be honest. I don't know where I
acquired disinformation. I might have been watching something on TV.
I put it in my notes app.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
I just fat fingered my keyboard, kem off track here.
I put it in my notes app. Remember on Thursday.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
To let everybody know that Thursday is named after the
god of thunder four and it's really supposed to be
like Thursday.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
And it's just you know what's over the years turn
to Thursday.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Friday nay name is directly after the Norse goddess Freya
bing historically known as Freya's Day Bah.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
She's in Marvel Universe doo if you want to dabble
into that, but celebrates the Norse deity of love, beauty, fertility,
and magic. There you go, little magic on a Friday. Hey,
that's why Friday.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Seems so magic.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
It's because Freya is sprinkling a little magic on Friday,
leaving us into the weekend.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
For mythology is still felt today with that Friday feeling,
saying Bingo joy renewal and stepping into the weekend. Thank
you Freya Wow you what kind of weird Thursday and
Friday quest? Did you go on to figure this out?

Speaker 1 (41:44):
No?

Speaker 2 (41:44):
No, just passing it along to everybody else.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Everybody have a great Thursday today, noaccount sold out tickets
your chance. Around nine thirty, it's Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
I'm here and Bob.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
It's like a Vegas show, but not really right weird Vegas. Yeah,
not like Vegas at all.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Actually screens and Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeart Radio
or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
Hey, guess what everybody wants? Sold out, no con tickets, I.

Speaker 10 (42:15):
Can't, Bob.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
It's Katie here from Bridgeville.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
I would love to win some no contickets to take
my brother's girlfriend.

Speaker 19 (42:22):
It'd be nice to sing six season live instead of
driving through Western Pennsylvania pretending it's ver month.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Thanks the chance to winding. It's a seasiness sticks now
say ye my, you forgot thatxit head my Bob bra
did like babig man tink. Oh god, do you my friend?

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Come home?

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Cream creamy virgine.

Speaker 16 (42:47):
Mam, Now you're tired taking on there you been in
hammit hacky.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
But she's right.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
That sing along is gonna be something that's gonna be
like Taylor levels. If you ever if you're at the
Taylor shows, you know, like you ever seen a no
Acan show entire stadium? And I know, I know if
you really.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
If you're going to Noa kan on July three, you
really like Noa Kon, talk to him, talk to.

Speaker 8 (43:23):
Talk to him and let him know you so many
people that want these tickets.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
You talk to him and you let him know.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Watch his dude's documentary that came out a little while
ago on Netflix.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
It's awesome. It's awesome.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Just shows what dude's going through and everything like that,
family troubles and everything.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Then it shows.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Playing like a hometown show at Fenway. It's awesome. Man, Hey, Noakan,
you're a good guy. Man, you're a good guy. Tumbs up,
no Con, he's a good guy to Let's get to
this learn something.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Together, right the fight guy? What the hell is this? Sting?

Speaker 10 (43:58):
Hand?

Speaker 2 (43:58):
Back your hand? I want to shake your hand on
the con.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Grand Theft Auto six as a presale.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Date now, Jesus.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Like the running joke of years, This game has been
in development since twenty twenty two. Yeah, it's expected to
be out in November nineteen.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
I feel like this game's been rumored since like twenty fifteen.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Rock Stars said pre orders of Grand Theft Auto will
open at midnight on June twenty fifth.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Oo, so that's today, I mean, just pre order.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Sure, that doesn't mean the games can actually be delivered,
because I feel like they've moved this date of when
the game's gonna come out for years, to the point
where it's a running joke online.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Of all this happened before we got GT eight six.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Grand Theft Auto five came out in September of twenty thirteen.
So pre orders, they're gonna start taking them today, right, Yeah?

Speaker 2 (44:50):
For Grand Theft Auto six.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Season five, the final season of a very popular show
on Hulu. The Bear is out and The Bear is
one of those shows that's still giving.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
You all the episodes. Don't like that.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Don't think that's a very successful streaming model. We need
weekly episodes so we can talk about it. That's one
of your shows, The Bears. Good, but them dropping them
all at once now forces you into a position where, yeah,
you'll fumble into spoilers.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Yeah that's true.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Yeah, I just I just looked at the episodes of
what they're called. Episode one is called Soda, Episode two, Lamb,
episode three, Mint, episode four, Ribs, episode five, Raspberry.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Anything, episode six for Kasha, I love saying that word.
That's a good shaa.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Episode seven is called Caramel. Episode eight is called The
Original Beef of Chicago Land. And there's no name for
episode nine. So there must be like spoiler in the
title or something like that. They're like, we can't even
name this episode called episode nine. So the final season
of The.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Bear is U is out on Hulu today.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
At the box office this week is a Supergirl and
it's not going to.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Do very good. I'll just tell you that. Right now.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Supergirl's projected to make about forty to fifty million, and
it had about one hundred and seventy million production budget
before marketing.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Hey, I saw the popcorn bucket for that. Whoever created
that needs to take a lap. Whoever needs to if
you haven't seen, just look it up.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
I don't need to explain what it is, because honestly
I think it's don't actually see violation if I explain
what it is. But take a lap, Yeah, jail, jail,
not take a lap and think about what you created.
Whoever made the Supergirl, Like, huh, popcorn bucket thing with
the is that a cape or what is the skinner?

Speaker 2 (46:44):
It?

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Go to jail. You're going to jail, Okay, going to jail,
Straight to jail. We didn't need that one. Toy Story
five still supposed to be the number one movie at
the box office this weekend, beating out being out Supergirl.
It's supposed to make almost like ninety ninety five million
again and it's second week out. Also, Bob, a show
that I know that you watch? Dutton Ranch, right? Yea

(47:08):
ahead like that. That's like the sequel The Yellowstone that's
on Paramount plus dug into that yep, yep. Season finale
is coming up on July third for Dutton Ranch.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
And its officially been renewed for a second season. So
there you go. Hell, yeah, you like that show. It
is a good show. You ever tapped into Yellowstone?

Speaker 4 (47:27):
Now?

Speaker 3 (47:28):
I watched dunt Ratch without even knowing Yellowstone.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Hey, if you like Beth and Rip, you're gonna love Yellowstone, dude,
because those are main characters Dutton Ranch. Right right, yeah, Hey,
go back and watch Yellowstone, man, you think Beth and
Rip are fun? Now I feel like I'm past it. No,
you're not.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
I don't need to look back. You need to I
know the news story. Nah, you need to see the
old story.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
You need to see.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
You need to see Beth and rip and uh, you
need to see him in Yellowstone.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
It's wild what they get into and Yellowstone, Dudett, they
get wild there too.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
No, man, you got you gotta see when they try
to blow Beth up in the building. Dude, you gotta
see that episode.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
My wife Jamie almost stood up off on the couch
and gave her a standing ovation.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
My wife Jamie when we were watching Yellowstone is like,
Beth is one of my favorite all time TV like.
Has Jamie tapped in the Dutton Ranch?

Speaker 1 (48:26):
No, no, no, refuse to get Paramount Plus for reasons.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
I get it free, So okay, I don't get that
for free. I get Peacock for free.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
I know we're Exfinity and UH and Verizon, so we
cross the streams there. I don't get Paramount Plus for free,
and I ain't paying for it. But Dutton Ranch has
been renewed for a second season at Paramount Plus.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
All right, we got your chance. That sold out.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
Noa con tickets coming up around nine thirty it's Mike,
you Bob. Sold out tickets to go see noahcon July
third at panc Park, coming up around nine to thirty
on the Kiss Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
It's Mike and Bob.

Speaker 9 (49:01):
I'm Mike, you big Bob.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
My name is Adriana.

Speaker 4 (49:03):
I'm from Brownsville, and You're right, it's going to be
the concert of the summer.

Speaker 12 (49:07):
It would mean the absolute world for me to be
able to be there.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
I am obsessed with Noa Coon I have been for forever.

Speaker 12 (49:13):
It would just.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
Mean the world. I lost the battle with Ticketmaster like
most of us, and you know, fingers crossed.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Thank you and have a great day. I love Noah
kan too.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Man.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
I'm gonna be out of town. I'm not for fourth
of July, so I'm not gonna be able to go
to it.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
My daughter's going. I'm sad, man. I want to I
want to sing at the top of my lungs. I
haven't found a way in yet yet. I'm telling you.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
I love I love this time.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
Though, Like when big concerts are coming where it's just
like the anticipation of the concert. Yeah yeah, yeah, people
are either so excited or they're scrambling for tickets, but
there's still that excitement.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
We could do a contest, punch your grandma in the
face for Noah Con tickets. Somebody would win it. Somebody
would be like, sorry, Granny, it's just one pawn. Sorry, Granny,
it sticks season. This has to happen, you know. Uh,
let's get to another message here talkback message on the
show brought to us by one Team Media.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
I Mikey, Bobby, it's autumn.

Speaker 11 (50:08):
The Florida Wiener mom.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Okay, Florida Wiener moms here. I was wondering do you
have duck mating calls? I'm sure you do. I'll check, Okay.

Speaker 14 (50:18):
I was just walking my dog Loki Beans and in
my neighbor's driveway there were two ducks making sweet love.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
There was no sound at all sweet.

Speaker 6 (50:29):
So it's kind of awkward recording and there's no sound.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Myself pretty weird about it.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Yeah, you should feel yourself out about that, just like
recording two ducks mating in neighbors at angle of them
to make sure they know that there's two ducks in there,
and it's not it's not just one big duck, it's
it's two to Actually, I got this.

Speaker 18 (50:52):
There share their beautiful song with the world. It's time
for animal mating Noises with Mikey and Bob Quack.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Quick quack, quick, click.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Quack quack quack quack. Whoa quick.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
Wow that was recorded. Yeah, that was like nat geo
or something that was right for the internet. Oh wow,
graphic right for the internet. Those are Florida docs, though
it was only down by her. Okay, those aren't up here.
Not the ducks that we see around here. They make
a different noise. All the ducks up here I've seen
before because I when I had a pool, they would

(51:47):
go on the cover when we had the cover on it.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
They would mate on your pool too, wasn't they It
became a duck sex haven It sound like that too.
I actually recorded some of them. If you want to
hear it, I'll hit the button real quick.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Oh my gosh, we got more docus.

Speaker 18 (52:03):
Some wild animals to make sweet love and share their
artful song with the world. Time for animal mating noises
with Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Oh queckquck.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Ah quack quack, oh, quack quack quack.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
These sounded like two male docs that we have, So
you know what I don't like, Lady.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Clack sold out NOA Con tickets. Around nine thirty, It's
Mikey and Bob Kiss. It is Mikey and Bob the
Kiss Morning Free Show. Lets get to another talkback message
brought to us by the Pavement Group.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Mike Morning anchoring guy.

Speaker 18 (52:49):
Here once the.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Game ankering guy.

Speaker 11 (52:51):
On my daily commute going to work, I'm hearing a
buff these no contiggs.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
That's all well and good. I'm not here to talk
about that.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
I just want to say that I'm excited once again
for the Big Butler's fear coming up. Oh wow, all right,
not here to talk about Noah kan sold out show tickets.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Everybody wants him. That's not what he's pumped up about.
Here to talk about Big Butler. Fair the Homage Donuts
to me or the Star.

Speaker 17 (53:15):
I know all donuts are good, but Homage Donuts hold
it near and.

Speaker 12 (53:18):
Your special place in my heart forever.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
And always will have a great day. What's the difference
between regular donuts and homage donut?

Speaker 3 (53:26):
If I'm being honest with everybody, which is gonna be
Oh boy, hard to understand that I've never I don't
think I've ever had an Homage Donuts like I've tried
a lot of donuts in my time.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
I've been through. I've been through the donuts, all right. Okay,
I don't think I've got all of them, though.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
If you've never had the don't, I don't think I've
ever had an homage donut.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
You're not even a donut expert. If you never had
an homage donut. Donuts are you can't screw up donuts.
Donuts are great, all of them.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
They look like glazed, kind of like normal looking donut
fried glazed. It looks like maybe the this one says
it's like a maple syrup glades.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Homage donuts are defined by their pillowy, melt in your
mouth texture and massive handcut organic shades. They definitely look
a lot bigger than unlike regular machine made commercial donuts.
They rely on simple scratch made ingredients, traditional yeast fermentation
in old school techniques. Hey, homage donuts are the real donuts,

(54:22):
all right. None of this machines making our donuts. These
ain't AI donuts. All right, get your hands dirty making
some amish donuts.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
I'm in a bad place.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
I'm just looking at people hold up homage donuts next
to their hands and look like compare them hand size
to homage donuts size. Dude, I'm in a horrible place
right now and I'm I can't get out. I'm spiraling.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Okay, you're spiraling. This is what happens.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
You've unlocked donuts on the internet, and now you're just
man your algorithm too.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
It's gonna take like a week to clear donuts off
your algorithm. Now, that's all you've been looking at. Donuts
have never left my health.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
They've been there since the inner that started. It ain't
going anywhere anytime soon. Hey, tunnel rage, Natalie is back
with a message.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Here.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
It's Mikey and Bob the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Now,
if you missed earlier this week, we posted this clip online.
It's got over one hundred thousand views because everybody knows
about the rage you get when people slow down and
break for the tunnels and it screws the whole flow
of traffic through the tunnels up right, Yeah, so this

(55:30):
was Natalie's message.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
Hey, Mikey and.

Speaker 19 (55:31):
Big Bob, this is Natalie for Murraysville. But I'm currently
trying to drive the Parkway East home and I know
that you guys have a lot of Pittsburgh listeners. So
here's my public service announcement.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Here we go, fee. You don't need to slow down.

Speaker 19 (55:46):
They don't get any water, believe, don't get any shorter.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
They don't get any swimmer. The ceiling walk collecting going
all right. So there was Natalie's rage.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
We posted that clip online and it just sort of
caught fire a little bit and a lot of people commenting,
even outside of Pittsburgh that are just like, yeah, why
do people do this? Back again, it is tunnel Natalie
here with talkback message Mike and Big Bob.

Speaker 19 (56:10):
This is Natalie, your tunnel rage girl. And I'm so
happy to see that I've united this community of people
that hate driving the tunnels. So far, I've had three
marriage proposal and a lot of new friend requests. So
hope you guys have a great day.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
Happy birthday, Bob.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Okay, thank you Tunnel Natalie. It's not Bob's birthday, that
is New Year's Day. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
If you go to the comments on the video on Instagram, yeah,
it's a lot of somebody marry this woman right now.
It's a lot of like, she's no lies detected, you know,
she's not lying. Yeah, everybody respects tunnel Rage Natalie Now
feel what She's a new character on the show Tunnel Rage. Natalie,

(56:51):
there she is, all right? You got more Noa Con
tickets today. Your chance to win sold out Noah Con
tickets two thirty, four thirty, and seven.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
Thirty for the rest of the day here on ninety
six to one. Kiss.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Also, I got a couple more chances for you to
try to win twenty five hundred dollars part of our
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(57:26):
on a Thursday. Not going to be a lot of
people in the stands. Crush some glizzies. If you're going
on a pirate cave today.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Take ten bucks and make yourself sick and do it.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
It's getting nasty, you know. Take a coworker with you.
Oh yeah, and then like make them call HR on
you because you're doing gross things at the ballpark.

Speaker 16 (57:49):
Day.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
Eat Me Hot Dog.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Season five premiere of The Bear is on Hulu that
whole season.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
The final season's out. If you're looking to binge something.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
CMA Fest is tonight on ABC Little Country Music. I
feel like they have fifteen different award shows. There's another one,
and then, of course we got World Cup all day today,
including tonight. I'm not staying up for this one. I'm
not even sniffing this one. It doesn't matter. Team USA
is playing Turkey tonight. It's ten pm, it's West Coast.

(58:19):
Team USA is already on to the next round of
the World Cup. Turkey's already eliminated for the World Cup.
Sort of a pointless game. Hopefully nobody gets like a
red card or you know, another yellow card, and nobody
gets injured. Yeah, just no injuries. Yeah, everybody gets old.
It's safe and head to the knockout round, right, head
to the knockout round. All right, let's see what do

(58:40):
you wanna name the podcast today? Bob Thorsday, Weenie.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
War Thorsday, Weeny War.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
Yeah, Today Thursday is named after Thor, the god of thunder.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
It's really Thorsday. Unbelievable. You can go ahead and look
it up if you want knowledge.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
I dropped on everybody today at Today's Thursday. I mean
it's Thursday. You can call it Thursday, but it's really Thursday.
Thank you God Thunder for making a day of the week.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
All right, I think that's it for us. Yeah, we're good.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Catch up with Mike, you my podcast, you miss any show,
right them back.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
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