Tram Ham Iguana Pizza

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well then Kiss Morning Freak Show. So let me tell
you how this sort of works. Like Bob sends me
an email at night that sort of has like a
rundown of things to do and talk about on the show, right,
things that we need to know, information that we need
to have to give all of you during the show.
And there are just three things here one, two, three

(00:24):
boom boom boom that I'd like to share with everybody.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
These will be on the show today. Okay.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
I did not have any preconceived knowledge or notion about
these at all. One is naked on the backlot tour
at Universal California. Another one is just Florida Iguana Pizza, okay, and.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Then Kentucky naked.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Devil spiders all coming up and doing some work. Come Bob,
hey man, you know what kind of material that we
have on our show? Yeah, I know what we need
is raining good content for you there.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
They're taking people everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, like Florida Iguana Pizza. I'm thinking that's because of
the cold weather down in Florida. And we've talked about
this before. The iguanas they when it gets to a
certain cold temperature, they freeze and they fall out of trees. Yeah, yeah,
I saw, like last week there was a pile of
frozen iguanas. I'm thinking that somebody's starting to take those

(01:30):
iguanas and make pizza. However, I don't know yet because
I have not seen the details. And the iguanas down
there are invasive species, so people can run around and
collect as many as they want. Okay, and then I
who Kentucky naked devil spiders. I'm just gonna take a shot,
and could be anything, right, I would be anything. Well,
it's probably somebody on drugs. Probably, I'm just kidding. They

(01:53):
could be Hey, listen, I'm pretty experiencing these stories. I'm
pretty sure somebody does some drugs.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
He either is the.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Devil or he is being controlled by the devil, and
he probably's naked because he got spiders all over it.
That's just what That's just what I'm thinking. Okay, that's
just what I'm thinking. All right, So we will figure
out those three stories. Show how lucky are we to
get to do that? How about it?

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
For real? How about it? Dumb job, it's a career.
It's a career.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Time.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Career is our life's work doing things like this? Wow?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
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(02:54):
The exact number of Bad Money super Bowl halftime show
performance featuring Lady Gaga there it's supposed to be the
biggest of all time, was like one hundred and twenty
five they're estimating, I think so. We will find out
later today exactly how many people watch the Bad Bunny
super Bowl halftime Show. It's crazy to think, but it's
one of the most viewed things in the history of

(03:15):
television right.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Ever ever, Yeah, it's wild.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
It's mikey Bob the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
You weren't shorts today, No, okay, I thought about it.
It did.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
He's cold out right now, cold this morning, but it's
gonna warm up.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
It's gonna be cloudy with some rain later, but we
might get into the fifties today.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
This snow is gonna melt so fast. Right yesterday when
it hit thirty it felt like summer. I'm just like
it did.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
It did.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
The sun was out a little bit. Yeah, oh my goodness.
It felt like you could be out without a jacket.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
And then it's great.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, we were I was sitting in the in the
car with my wife Jamie, and we were looking at
the temperature thing like on the and she's like, it's
thirty three degrees out right now, it's a it's above freezing,
watch out. And then we we rolled down the windows
were like, it feels like fifty, like it is gonna
feel like spring. Lads were beating down where anything above

(04:08):
thirty just feels warm. I'm nervous. I'm nervous, Like obviously
there might be some flooding, but I'm nervous. I'm nervous
that at some point somewhere Allegatord County, maybe I feel
like we're about to get a sinkhole.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Oh yeah, it's coming, it's coming, rights coming.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
There's a lot of loose ground, like this is a
saturated ground. This is the perfect seems like the perfect
scenario for another vehicle to get eaten by a sinkhole.
Oh man, who's gonna be this year's Christmas ornament? You
know gonna be who's watch out buses? What's gonna get

(04:47):
eaten by a sinkhole? To where you know, everybody in Pittsburgh, Champion.
It's so weird because not a funny thing when a
sinkhole eats a vehicle. No, you know, scary. Yeah, it's
a scary, dangerous thing. Absolutely the ground eating cars. Not
a fan or full bosses, which we've seen before, but yeah,

(05:07):
just letting everybody know conditions are prime for a possible
sinkhole vehicle.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Dude, they are monsters living under the snow in my
yard too, which monsters Yeah, yeah, dog logs, oh chee.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
I mean it's been a cold winter, my friend, it's
been a cold they're about to the hell we're on
here with the snow, they're about to defrost. They've been freezing.
They're gonna be wet, dude. Man, Yeah, it's gonna be
a little rainy today. Maybe being a dog owner. Yeah,
monsters just lived under the snow waiting to come out
and see you. Well, you know what, I hate to

(05:44):
bring the show down and everything, but you know, I mean,
just be happy to have healthy dogs because this this
might be the week for our dog Lily's not doing
too good. Yeah, I brought the show down, sad man.
I know, I know I both went through it before.
I'm sure a million other people have gone through it.
I know I've been telling you off the air, but

(06:05):
this first time I actually mentioned it off the air.
But yeah, we have one dog in like eight cats.
But it looks like our little Chorky Lily. She's been
in bad health for a couple of weeks now, and yeah,
it's she's not really getting too much better. So yeah,
this we'll see this. It's like fifteen fifteen sixteen. She's
a tiny dog though, she's a Chorky Chihuahua Yorkie. So

(06:28):
life man, she's had a hell of a run. Yeah, absolutely,
all right. Well it's warmer weather today, but watch out.
That means the earth mine open up and start eating
a vehicles. So we will keep you up to date
on that if there's anything that happens that will cause
Yinsers to make it into a Christmas ornament later this year.

(06:49):
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(07:12):
at seven thirty and nine thirty This morning here on
the Kiss Morning Free Show, it is Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Talkbacks are open.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Download our free iHeartRadio app, send us a talkback message
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Speaker 6 (07:27):
Hey boys, hoping they're doing well. I just saw a
post on social media that there's somebody that is on
the Alieny River by the waterworks mall who is ice skating?
All I could think about is are they trying out
for the next Yenns Olympics or what what is going on? Okay,

(07:47):
a guys, have a good day.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
All right, This was a thing that was happening yesterday, right, yeah, yeah,
yesterday afternoon. There's listen, we we tried our best. When
when people like when the deep freeze happened and all
the rivers are froze over and people started walking out
of the ice, we told you it's dangerous. Hope you
have stopped doing get off of it. And then I
think what happened is somebody did watch the Olympic coverage

(08:12):
and said I want I want.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
To do that. Somebody watched a little too much figure skating.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
I think that's what it was, you know, little mixed
doubles or something like that, and just had to get
out there, right.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
We told everybody just.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Or maybe they saw that it was gonna warm up
a little bit today and this is when it was
gonna start melting. Then you're like they have Olympic fever
running through their body.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
But then also they.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Thought last chance to get out there before maybe things
start warming. I didn't see what they're wearing. If they're
out there in red, white and blue. Man, we know
what happened. You gotta let them go too much. Olympics
has gotta let them go, you know, or like a
hubcap around their neck like it's some fake sort of
metal or something.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Eating part cookie around their neck, you know.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Uh. Yeah, it was alligated river border of Penhills in O'Hara.
Somebody was skating on the river into the city. That
was the thing that happened. Yes, I would do that.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
I mean, it's not like we're gonna have to say
it much more because the ice in the snow is
gonna start melting. Yeah, but yeah we fuck. You're right,
cock right can't be trusted. A lot of us can't
be trusted with frozen rivers around here. All right, there
was somebody that got naked on the Universal Backlot tour
in out in California. We will get to that story,

(09:20):
one of the weird stories we have on the show today.
Around six forty. Also a chance for you to win
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Speaker 1 (09:59):
A big day tomorrow. Huh clear this uh the premiere
of Love is Blind Season ten on Netflix. Whoa and
if we remember this is Love is Blind Ohio. Right,
it's like people from all over Ohio. Now, it's not
like Columbus or Cincinnati or anything spread out all over Ohio.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Oh man, can't wait for that.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Also tomorrow, it's exciting pictures and catchers report for the
buckos right, I like fifty degrees today.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah, walks are showing on to day well open to
day Marcelo Zuna God signed by what are we doing?
Can't get too excited?

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Also something if you enjoy the show and you know,
been listening to our show for a while, and you
know we've sort of mentioned this here and there on
the show that we have been discussing a new contract
and you know it's a whole process that's been going
on for a while. Rosa, we have an update on

(11:01):
the future of our show in what's happening with our
show here at ninety six to one Kiss tomorrow around
eight fifty five. It's a big one if you guys
are fans of the show and you know want to
know what's going on with the show in the future,
and you know what we're doing, where we're going, how
this is all going to work out. So yeah, just

(11:23):
casually tomorrow we will give you the future of the
show around eight fifty five. It is Mikey and Bob
the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. There's
always people getting naked, getting arrested, making the news, and
then making our show it is.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Time for a naked story.

Speaker 7 (11:38):
Here goone decided Yes, done it for another naked story
on the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freaks Out with
Mikey and Big Bab.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
This happened out in California at a Universal like backlot tour. Yeah, okay,
all right, a lot of people take those wanted exhibition.

Speaker 8 (12:01):
During a tram tour at Universal Studios today, after coming
to an abrupt stop, a man exited the vehicle.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Oh, you can't get out of the Universal tram. Okay,
stop here, this is my stop.

Speaker 8 (12:12):
Let me off, took off his clothes and was moving
about in front of more than one hundred and fifty people,
including children.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Okay, we all know what he was doing. If he
got off the tram, ripped his clothes off, and then
was quote unquote moving.

Speaker 5 (12:27):
About little tram Ham for everyone.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Everybody just trying to enjoy their day at Universal.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
I took my family to Universal, and I did not
know that tram Ham was on the menu.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Other passengers saved it.

Speaker 8 (12:48):
It appears that man was under the influence of something
drugs or alcohol. Adding he was rolling around on the
ground taunting employees on.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
The side of the road.

Speaker 8 (12:57):
After being removed from the scene.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
The man was gone on.

Speaker 8 (13:00):
Every guest who was on board that tram got express
lane passest now.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Express lane passes for everybody.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Sorry about the naked guy here the path pass and
my kids saw tram ham for the first time.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
But at least we get to skip the line for a.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Few rides at Universal it is a naked person making
the show once again. It is incredible how many people
watch the Olympics like it is we just watch all

(13:34):
these sports, some of them were very well accustomed to,
like hockey and things like that, and you know, but
the skiing and the figure skating and the looge and
the curling and all of it. It's just like these
these sports and it's not like we follow this all year.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
I feel like a lot of.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
These other networks and shows just back out of these
couple of weeks at the Olympics. Yeah, yeah, happening too,
where it's just like, all right, well that's the only
thing on Helly, I'm gonna watch Olympics in the mid
afternoon this past Saturday, right when the events are on
live in the morning. In the afternoon this Saturday, right
this past Saturday. The audience was about twenty eight and

(14:11):
a half million mid afternoon on Saturday watching the live
events for the Olympics. Now, a lot of the East
Coast where you know, we've been snowed in and stuff.
Nobody wants to go outside and do things, and I
think that has a part to do with it. But
I mean, almost thirty million people on Saturday we're just
chilling watching like live events on the on the Olympics,

(14:32):
so definitely a lot of people paying attention to it.
We got a big one today. It is US Canada
women's hockey US one five to nothing over Switzerland. They're
now three and oh Canada beat the Czech Republic five
to one. There now two and oh to ten. Today
it is US versus Canada in women's hockey.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
All right, it is right around seven o'clock.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Time to get to today in Free Show History, where
we take you back to a moment and the show
that made us laugh made a smile.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
We're talking about slaw today.

Speaker 7 (15:03):
We got today story Bob.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
Recently on the show, we were talking about sloths and
how fast sloths are on land and on water. Hold on,
we got a message about that.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
A binary squad that's one in zero Miking, Big Bob, I.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Like that, the Binary Squad, like that, the one in
Zero Man, the Binary Squad.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
I was listening to your segment on the sloth being
three times faster than it is in water on land.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, yeah, we figured that out that a sloth is
three times faster in water than it is on land.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Eight moves atzero point seventeen miles an hour on land,
so three times that speed would be almost a little
over half a mile half a mile, and water is
really not that fast if you think about.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
It, all right, Our show's so stupid because I remember
this sloth segment we did when we were like, wow,
a sloth is like a boat, why go so fast?
I think the way we sold how fast a sloth
is in water was like, hey, you know sloths, you
see him crawl? You know, on land they're not very fast.

(16:19):
They're three times as fast as water. We basically put
like a motor boat prop behind it. Yeah, like yeah,
they're going all around and he's like sloth jet ski
out there. Hey, guys, three times as fast they are
on land. They're not even going half a mile an hour,
So basically they what he's saying is sloths don't even swim.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
They just float. If you're going half a.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Mile an hour in the water, you're floating in one direction.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
I don't even know if sloths can swim. They just
sort of float. But them floating in the water, the
waves maybe probably fast for that sloth though. That's the
world's just moving around.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
It's so quick. It's like they're on like a bullet train.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
They're like, yeah, we like to talk about random animals
on the show, but yes, the slot is three times
faster in the water than they are on land, which
doesn't Hey start getting in your messages right now for
say something nice. If you have something nice to say
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(17:23):
send us a talkback message through the free iHeartRadio Apple
do a round of say something nice, get some positivity
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Morning Freak Show, it is Mikey and Bob. There is
a wonderful listener who leaves messages on the show, and
she calls herself mashed potato ravioli lady. Now, someone earlier

(17:46):
had mentioned that isn't that just a parogi? And it
sort of stunned us for a minute, and then we're
just like, yeah, it really is just a parogy. Parogi
is a mashed potato ravioli. So hold on you boys,
potato ravioli lady here.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Yes, that is why I call myself that.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
I had called him one time and asked if that's
all a perogi was, and Bob got very offended.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
There's more that goes into yeah.

Speaker 9 (18:17):
Behind my name and I love you, so let's me.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
I love it.

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You say that around a little Polish granny someplace, you'll
get hit, get stabbed, You'll get yeah, you'll get shanked. Yeah,
we'll be careful. Careful you can call rogis mashed potato ravioli.

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Step you're right round and old Polish woman. You're gonna
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Speaker 1 (18:41):
All right.

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Down in Clearwater, Florida, listening on the free iHeartRadio app.

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What are those nicknames? AJ, Big cat Rescue. I mean
in my family, we have hate cats. I'm usually searching
the dark web over here your unsecured webs.

Speaker 9 (19:05):
Hey, big Cat Rescue and unsecured website. It's a clear
Water injur AJ just waunching Jeopardy tonight, and one of
the answers was, what is dual lingo? Hit that explosion?

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Love you boys? Do you have it? Boy? I do?
Did dual lingo? You know, du a Lingo? Obviously huge
language learning app.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
By the way, A lot of people are gonna start
cooking on dual lingos after Bad Bunny. Uh I just
called it due attles, putting as on the end of it,
because a Pittsburgh That's what I do.

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Uh yeah. A lot of people checking it with due
a Lingo.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
The downloads for dual Lingo up, up, up since the
Bad Bunny Super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
So let's get to this Jeopardy clip from last night.

Speaker 10 (19:47):
In twenty twenty five, the green owl mascot from this
app died, but on the thirteenth day it rose again,
having apparently faked his own death.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Oh yeah, true. What's dual lingo? A lot of due
lingo lore. I didn't know about it. Oh yeah, there
are a lot of dual lord.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Yeah, that is too much Pittsburgh to handle. That's the
explosion company of awesome Pittsburgh Man.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Too much.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Fitz flows.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Thank you AJ for sending that to us. All right,
coming up next, on the show. Say something nice, we'll
do a round of positivity. If you have something nice
to say, get on the iHeartRadio app, send us a
talkback message.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
That'll be coming up next, and.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Your chance at Noah con tickets to see him at
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then we will get to the Florida Iguana pizza story.
Always weird things happened down to the state of Florida
around seven forty. Stick around, it's Mike you bops, Yeah,

(20:57):
here comes the warm up today. Watch out. We got
highs in possibly the fifties today, which again I know
that seems warm, but Bob's still wearing pants today, So
don't get too excited because it was cold out. It's
not it's not time for shorts yet. But it's gonna
warm up. We're gonna have some melting coming up. It's

(21:18):
Mikey and Bob the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
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It was it's your local furry. I just wanted to
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Speaker 13 (22:01):
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The past three years she's been with me and she
has just been absolutely incredible. She has definitely changed my
life for the better. And I want to also congratulate
her for getting the job that she wanted and for
opening up her life. And I'm just really really proud
of her.

Speaker 12 (22:18):
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Yeah, go to therapy, everybody. It's good to talk out
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(23:41):
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Ladies at Mercy with that from Newcastle, all listening to
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good day, y'all. Yeah, eight fifty five tomorrow, That's that's it.
It's sorry, that's what it's happening.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Eight to fifty five tomorrow will explain the future of
our show and what's going on with the future of
our show and where we're going to be and all
this stuff. We will let you guys know tomorrow around
eight fifty five. Now, there's always weird things happening down
in the state of Florida. For years and years on
our show, Florida stories have just been a thing.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
This one, okay, let's get to this contention.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
All the listeners of a FREEK Show, it's time to
trouble to the sometime stay.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Yes, it happened again.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
It's another Florida story.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Down the floor we go.

Speaker 14 (26:01):
We think we've discovered the most Florida man pizza pie
you've ever.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Seen, the most Florida man pizza pie you've ever seen. Okay,
all right, well, if I had to make Florida man
pizza pie.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
I'd use alligator me probably cigarettes, like right, maybe if
you got one of those old four Locos.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Sitting around someplace, the old Chief four Locos, it used
to get.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
People heart at down.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Yeah, all right, let's get to the most Florida man
pizza you've ever seen.

Speaker 17 (26:33):
As we know, during the Florida Freeze and guanas became
cold stunned, and some brought the creatures to have to
be see. Other chefs found creative ways to get rid
of them. This is evergrades pizza the main ingredient, as
you guessed, Aguada Bucks cold fired pizza.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Okay, hold on one second. So for those people who
don't know, down in Florida, when it gets cold, the
iguanas in the trees will fall out like they sort
of cold stunned themselves.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Right, yeah, too cold, I'm tapping out and they it's.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Like their body goes into hibernation and they go limp
and fall out of trees. They're not dead, you know,
they get revived when it warms up and everything. But
they're also an invasive species down there, which people, i
mean can hunt them and whatnot. But yeah, yeah, people
have been driving around collecting hundreds of these in the
back of their pickup and just they're dropping them off
at the pizza plate and then one pizza place down

(27:22):
there goes, hey, wait a minute, that's good meat right there.

Speaker 14 (27:25):
Iguana meat Pizza North Palm Beach are actually collaborated with
a local trapper. Yeah, they collected some seventy iguanas relocating them.
They made a meat lout of at the source saying
if they can't find a good vendor the meat pizza
on their menu for good, they'll keep it there.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
But if that's what you want to do. Good life, goodness.

Speaker 18 (27:42):
Well, we've always in keys said that you could get
salmonilla from this apparently.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Okay, now that seems like don't eat iguanas. That sort
of seems like maybe, I mean, there's just something that doesn't.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Seem right about eating street street iguanas. Right, it's different
down there.

Speaker 18 (27:59):
You can cook it well and it is safe to
eat a preference.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
It's just Florida. Okay.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
The FDA says you can cook it the iguanas and
have iguana meat pizza if you want. But also, this
is like the equivalent of the road killed guy, like
showing up to pizza place and the news covering just like, oh,
they're making the road kill pizza, dude. I mean, how
many like Pennsylvania and West Virginia are the top two
states for deer versus car accidents.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
You know it is. It's like the equivalent is dear
meat pizza, dude. There's definitely people who have deer meat
pizza around here.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
There's definitely some hunters out there that have like gotten
a buck or something.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
It's the meats in there.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Freezing, yeah, yeah, I mean that mad though, Like the
guanas are falling off trees.

Speaker 7 (28:44):
Man.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
No, this is like the equivalent of us making lanterns
pizza and Pittsburgh.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Like, it's weird. He really wants to eat it.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
Butlorida, I guess it's inside.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
It is Florida making the show once again.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
My Heart Radio and fixed update.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Bad Bunny streams are up like over four hundred and
fifty uh in the United States since the Super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
He also deleted all of his Instagram posts. Do you
see that?

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Yeah, he is sort of just He's still doing his
debut Deer Mouse Photos that.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
World tour that's gonna run through July.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
But I think when like artists wipe their social accounts,
it just means like a new error or something's coming,
new album, something, yeah, something like that. So we'll see
what Bad Bunny's up to next. It's Mikey and Bob
the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. A
lot of stuff coming up on the show. Here eight
twenty five guy who eats cardboard? Okay, that's on the show. Honestly,

(29:48):
we used to play clips from the show all the
time TLC.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
My strange addiction.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
I feel like if that show, probably ten years ago
had had its peak and went away and then it's
back all of a sudden, it's back. All right, Well,
there's a guy who's a cardboard on it. We'll get
to that because it's it's wild to hear. Also, I
told you earlier in the show we got a story
Kentucky Naked Devil spiders that's coming up around eight fifty five.

(30:14):
No easy way to transition from that into what we're
going to transition into next, which is an update from
Savannah Guthrie. Now, if you've been following this, like a
lot of people in the country have been, Savannah Guthrie's
mother was kidnapped, missing. Nobody really knows yet he knows
because they haven't found her. Nancy Guthrie. Savannah, of course,

(30:36):
the host of the Today Show. It caused her to
not go overseas for the Winter Olympics. And we've seen
two different like ransom videos of Savannah and her brother
and sister responding to whoever has their mom. Yesterday, Savannah
just posted a video herself.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Hi there, everybody.

Speaker 16 (30:58):
I wanted to come on and share a few thoughts
as we enter into another week of this nightmare. We
believe our mom is still out there. We need your help.
Law enforcement is working tirelessly around the clock trying to
bring her home, trying to find her. She was taken

(31:19):
and we don't know where, and we need your help.
So I'm coming on just to ask you, not just
for your prayers, but no matter where you are, even
if you're far from Tucson, if you see anything, you
hear anything, if there's anything at all that seems strange
to you that you report to law enforcement. We are

(31:39):
an hour of desperation.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Man.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
You know, it's not as emotional as the first two
videos were, obviously, because it's been going on for over
a week now. Yeah, And I think Savannah, being in
the media like she is and sort of knows how
the news cycle works. We got, you know, the Super
Bowl happened, the Bad Bunny halftime show happened. You are

(32:04):
in full swing the record ratings, people watching that, and
I think Savannah is starting to notice that, Hey, the
country not like we don't care anymore, but this is
how the news cycle works. And it's been over a
week and people just move on to oh, did they
find her yet? No? Okay, And Savannah's like, we're at

(32:24):
this is the time right now, Like we're at a
very critical time here, and there's been other like ransom
deadlines and stuff like that that have come and gone,
Yeah yesterday, they're five million to six million. They want
mine and in some type of crypto like they're asking
for a payout, and I think her and her family
or just Savannah said like, I'll pay it, like show

(32:44):
us proof, Yeah, proof my mother's still alive and you'll
return her to it. Showed me some type of proof.
And there's been no communication. Oh, they're in random you
know ransom notes that go across news stations.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yeah, that is.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
I mean they've talked to the people at the news
station too, and they're just.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Like, yeah, we did.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
We don't know why that we are like the communication
through the Guthrie family and this, but yeah, there's like
a couple news stations that are just getting the ransom notes.
So you know, obviously you hope for the best, but
I think Savannah's message is just sort of, hey, don't forget,
like someone kidnapped the mother of one of the most

(33:22):
recognizable like newsfaces in our entire country that's you know,
always there for us every morning on the Today Show.
So obviously it's still an ongoing situation. But I think
Savannah is starting to you know, what did she say
at the very end there, that's sort of how she feels.

Speaker 16 (33:38):
We are an hour of desperation.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Our desperation now because it's been a long time. You know,
it's been over a week now since her mother has
been missing, and she needs medication, all that different stuff.
So hoping for the best. But that is the latest
update with the the Guthrie family. All right, we got
your chance to win one thousand dollars coming up around
nine to ten this morning. Also another chance for you
to win those was Noah Con tickets July third at

(34:01):
PNC Park around nine thirty.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
It's Mikey and Bob Now chapel Ron's out here trending.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Let's get to this rather something together right now, It's.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Time to find that why the hell is this trading?

Speaker 1 (34:16):
With Mikey in back, chapel Roon's sort of leading the
charge here right of leaving the Wasserman Agency. Casey Wasserman,
the CEO, is in the Epstein files that emerged last week,
and a lot of the artists under that agency are

(34:36):
big artists. Yeah, we're saying he's got to step down
or at least, you know, not be part of the
company anymore. He said he's gonna stay. He's also the
chairman of the organizing committee for the twenty twenty eight
LA Olympics, oh where he's also facing pressure to step down.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
This is the Wasserman Agency.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Chapel Roon said, I hold my team to the highest
standards and have a duty to protect them as well.
No artist, agent or employee should ever be expected to
defend or overlook actions that conflict so deeply with our
moral values. The Wasserman Agency is one of the largest
in the music business. Ed Shearon Coldplay, Childish Gambino, Kendrick Lamar,

(35:18):
Lord Fish, Ray Sizza, Joni Mitchell, Janell Money Tyler, the
Creator hundreds of others. The Wasserman Agency's artist roster was
taken down from its website at some point over the
last couple days.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
And nobody wants their name.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
No. I've been paraded around, nopele to write articles about
Chapel ron is.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
The first it looks like.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
But I think a lot of people now are going
to be like, you know, and especially since the spotlight
gets brought to it with a big artist like Chapel
Roane saying, I'm walking away from this agency and this
guy because I can't be associated with this. Probably going
to see a lot of other shoes start falling there,
and then you know how Kelly Clarkson's not gonna be

(36:04):
doing the Kelly Clarkson Show anymore.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
She's stepping away, right.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
She had, like her her ex husband passed away from cancer,
and she just wants to spend more time with her kids.
Starting March second, the week of March second, Pink, We'll
be filling in as guest host on the Kelly Clarkson Show,
Pink Solid Solid pick. Right, Is this how this's gonna go?
Like they'll bring her into guest host and then this

(36:30):
is like when this is like when Ryan Seacrest left
Kelly Rippa. I feel like, remember and they started just
bringing in random people. Oh no wait wait yeah, they
started bringing it and then Seacrest, well Strahan left and
then they had a bunch of people and then it
was Seacrest and then Seacrest left and then it was
her husband Mark. Right, I feel like we're gonna get

(36:52):
a lot of people like guest hosting and things like
that until we finally figure out who's gonna take over
the Kelly Clarkson Show, which won't be called The Kelly Show,
but also it's like the natural progression of like middle
aged mom, like we went Ellen Dayta Tilly dance, Oh,
Kelly can sing dayton t Kelly TV. He's gonna be

(37:15):
pink Pink set. I played stadiums, danced on the side
of buildings. But stepping into guest host for Kelly Clarkson
is a brand new feat. She is going to be
starting her full week March second, and it'll celebrate achievements
of women in honor of women's history months. So not
the permanent replacement yet, but obviously they're gonna find a

(37:37):
replacement in The Kelly Clarkson Show will be called something
like the Pink Show.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Moving forward, all right?

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Coming up next on the show, A guy who eats
cardboard around eight twenty five, Kentucky Naked Devil, Spider Storry
around eight fifty five, and more, Noah con tickets another
chance to win around nine thirty.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
It's Mike you Bob, Yes, Lindsay Vaughn.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
You know the uh decorated US Women's downhill skier that
uh you know, she had some health issues going into
the Olympics, and then tragedy happened the other day when
she clipped one of the flags and just tumbled over
and had to be airlifted out.

Speaker 18 (38:19):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Lindsay Vaughn posting I tried, I dreamt, I jumped. Hours
after getting surgery, she said she suffered a complex tibbia fracture.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
That's not good. Tibby is the big bone man.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Yeah, yeah, she said she will require multiple surgeries to
fix it. She said, while it did not end the
way I'd hope, and despite the intense physical pain it caused,
I have no regrets. Standing in the starting gate was
an incredible feeling that I will never forget. So all
the best of Lindsay Vaughan in her recovery. That's probably
it for her, Like she ain't gonna do Olympics no more.

(38:56):
I think that's I think that's how the story ends.
All right, it's Mike the Kiss Morning Freak Show. I
can't believe this show's back. My strange addiction on TLC
is back. We used to play clips from this show
years and years ago.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Yeah, and it went away for a while. Now here
it is well.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
We thought they'd probably just run out of people like
I remember there was somebody who would go to the
movies and then they would eat toilet paper rolls, like
why they would watch the movies.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
And there was a guy dating this car.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Oh my god, there was there was a guy who
was really really attracted to balloons and like rubbing balloons
and popping balloons.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
I remember because that guy got mad at.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Us before because we talked the bottom on the show
really bad.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
All right, but hold on, let's get to this new clip.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
It's a guy named Terry, and he's got a strange addiction.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
This is from TLC. My name is Terry.

Speaker 19 (39:51):
I am thirty nine years old, and I'm addicted to
eating cardboard.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Terry's eating cardboard. Terry's eating cardboard out here. When I
was six.

Speaker 19 (40:00):
Years old, I fixed some cardboard up I'm put in
my mouth and it tasted great, and this just kept
doing it ever since then. All Right, I lived with
my mom, and my family don't know I'm eating cardboard.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
All right, So Terry's still living with his mom and
me eating cardboard. Mom doesn't know that he's got a
strange addiction. He likes to eat cardboard boxes.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
He's like the.

Speaker 19 (40:19):
Cardboard is getting in power. I thought about quitting a
couple of times.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
You just say, the cardboards giving him powers.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
He did, Mike, he did the cardboards giving me powers.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Then I couldn't do anything. It couldn't quit the cardboard eating.
I didn't have no power. He didn't have any powers.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
See he's eating the cardboard. It's giving him powers. Then
he tried to stop and lost all powers. Maybe I
just stopped beating cardboard. This ain't good for my body.
They lost his powers.

Speaker 19 (40:48):
I compare eating cardboards a spiritual awakening.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Spiritual awakening is what he compares eating cardboard too. Again,
this is Terry who has a strange addiction of eating cardboard.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Cardboard.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Jesus, it might be spiritual awakening. It might be higher
power if you eat cardboard. Just waiting at the front
door for the ampson gott to drop a box a man.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Amazon guy knows too. He knows what he's doing with
them boxes.

Speaker 19 (41:15):
Being cardboard king, the man who controls all the cardboards.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
All right, Terry's calling himself the cardboard king. Now, the
man who controls all the cardboard? What just on your
block in the universe. He's eating cardboard. He controls all
the cardboard in the universe gives them powers cardboards.

Speaker 19 (41:34):
He's like nothing else, very delicious. Yeah, I'm never gonna
stop eating.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Gonna stop, kid stop. His name is Terry with his parents.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
And he is addicted to eating cardboard. Hey, our good
buddy Raccoon Tim, who's always uh, you know, leaving the
message on the show. He's been a part of the
show for a few years now. Raccoon Tim wants to
talk about the Olympics and the Jamaican Bob sled team.

(42:08):
My Olympic course record. All right, we'll get to that
after somber. It's Mikey and Bob. I'm ninety six one
kids choking baits man. They're in second place behind the
French pair after the rhythm dance in the qualifying round yesterday.
They're gonna try and win gold in the free dance.

(42:30):
That is uh that's tomorrow. The ice dancers.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
USA Women's today. Hockey. Oh, it's big today. Usavers Canada.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
The usavers Canada. That's what we want with women's hockey.
That game starts at UH at two ten today. This
isn't like metal rounds or anything like that. We're still
in the We're still in the early stages.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Of it just for glory.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Yeah, we're getting US Canada Women's hockey to ten that
starts today. It's Mikey and Bob the ninety six one
Kiss Morning Freak Show. Let's get to our buddy Raccoon
Tim here. He's leaving us messages. Big part of the show.
Good friend of ours, Raccoon Tim, send us a talkback message.
Talkback messages on the show brought to us by One
Team Media.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Hey, Mikey and.

Speaker 15 (43:10):
Big Bob, it's your boy Raccoon Tim. So Mikey and
Bob to win your Olympics. I was watching the video
of the Jamaican Bob sled keem. Guys, you remember the
movie Cool Runnings.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Cool Runnings Disney Disney probably nineties, yeah, nineties, John Candy, Yeah,
yeah yeah, Jamaican Bob sled team.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
A great story.

Speaker 15 (43:33):
Well the video of the Bob sled team for this year,
believe it or not.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
I couldn't believe it.

Speaker 15 (43:40):
They still had the lucky egg.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
All right, there's a lucky egg in the Disney movie
Cool Runnings.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
They have a lucky egg. You want to kiss my egg?

Speaker 1 (43:52):
I'm not kissing the egg.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
All right. They had a lucky egg and Cool Runnings
right with them.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Yeah, Bob has looked this up. Do you have on
the Jamaican Bob s Led Team's lucky egg Bob believed
or not? Raccoon Tim, they do not have a lucky egg?
All right, don't believe it then? No, Yeah, it's a
thing though, right, Like they've talked about the lucky egg,
the current Jamaican Bob's Led team, the current team, the
four man and the two man teams. Yeah, they planned

(44:17):
on carrying a lucky egg. Okay, it was all part
of the plan. They're gonna pay homage to Cool Runnings
and you know, just it being such a big part
of the Jamaican Bob Sled team over the years. Yeah,
that idea didn't last long because they became legit contenders,
like for a metal So they wanted to take a

(44:37):
lucky egg. But they said, we don't even need luck.
We're so good at Bob's Led now that we could
actually win a medal. Sports Illustrated did a interview, they
did like a whole article on this yesterday.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
I'm the lucky Egg.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Yeah, okay, with like their team captain, the Bob Sled
Team captain. Yeah, he's had it the second Olympics, they
were gonna bring the egg. But as they reflect on
the movie, it was something of a joke, you know,
to them, even though it was gonna be fun, you know,
a little lighthearted. This year when they look back at

(45:11):
something of a joke, so they said, let's throw the
egg this year because we're no joke. So maybe they've
had the lucky egg before, but this year at these
Winter Olympics, No, we don't need these props. We don't
need these lucky things. We don't need a lucky eggs.
They're not there for laughs, you know, it's they're there
for metals. We've moved past the Disney movie and the

(45:34):
Cool Runnings and John Cannon. We moved past the movie
from the nineties Lucky Eggs out. This is this is
just skill. Now.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Let's leading the Jamaican Bob sled team.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
All right, we got a story about naked devil spiders
coming up around eight fifty five.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Here's an Olympic up date, my hard radio Olympics update.
What is distracting you right now? From the show?

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Bob Cats are cool six six eight one on TikTok okay.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
That's the account. They're cats watching the luge. Oh yeah,
well Winter Olympic kitties.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Huh they're on the TV screen just batting at it
like it's the game. Yeah, like the laser pointer man. Yeah,
whenever I have sports on, usually the cats will.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
I'll at least have one cat up their.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Yeah. Winter Olympics curling. I had a cat. I don't
know what cat it was. There was a cat that
was up there trying to bat at what do they
call the curling things?

Speaker 2 (46:35):
The rock? Isn't it just the right? I think you're right.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
I think it's the rock, stone, the stone, all right,
it's the difference between a rock and a stone. It's
Mikey Bob the Kiss Morning Free Show. Now there's always
people getting naked, getting arrested because they were naked out
in public. Then they make the news and then they

(47:01):
make our show. This one has to do with the
Devil and spiders. Let's get to the whoa.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Yeah naked.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
It's time for another naked story on the ninety six
one Kiss Morning Freaks Out with Mikey and Big Bag
Kentucky Naked Devil Spider's story.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Let's see what happened here.

Speaker 18 (47:24):
Adisonville man is behind bars tonight after police say he
was found walking naked in the street.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
All right, we got him naked. He's naked walking in.

Speaker 18 (47:31):
The street, claiming spiders were on him and that the
devil was talking to him.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Oh, there it is. He was naked in the street,
he claimed. Yet spiders all over him, which is, wife's naked.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
The spiders make him take his pants off, and well.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
The devil mining made him take his pants off. The
pants off, and.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
It all happened in broad daylight. Broad daylight.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Not like there's a good time to have the devil
cover you in spiders to where he's get naked, but
not broad daylight.

Speaker 18 (47:59):
Madisonville say they were called to West Broadway and Kentucky
Avenue around two thirty yesterday afternoon, right in.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
The middle of the afternoon. That's a bad time to
have naked devils. The devil told me to take these
pants fall and listen. Not my fault. Devil told me
to do it. Kentucky spider man, take your pants off.

Speaker 13 (48:20):
You know.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Also, also the spiders, don't send. Don't send the spiders. Yeah,
your parroll, don't send this book.

Speaker 18 (48:35):
After getting reports of a naked man walking in the street,
officers say they found James Daniels, completely nude, carrying a
pair of jeans.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Uncle Jimmy's out there and pant He's got the pants on,
you know, completely no shirt either.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Yeah, he's carrying the pants. He might put him back
on later. Over the spoiler troll.

Speaker 18 (48:57):
For police say Daniel's claim spiders were on him and
that the devil was speaking.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
To him.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Jummy to me the double You don't I can send
spiders in your No, no, don't do it. You take
your parents.

Speaker 18 (49:14):
All officers say they believe Daniels was under the influence.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Daniels is now charged.

Speaker 18 (49:20):
With public intoxication and indecent exposure.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Let's not judge before we get the toxicology results back.
You know, there's plenty of people who take a casual
stroll down the street in the middle of the afternoon
and have to get completely naked, take their pants off
because the devil told them that they're covering spiders.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Nothing weird to see here. Why don't you take their
pants off for me? No drugs were involved.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
It's shatan and I'm gonna cover your naked body and spider.
It's a naked person making the show once again, all right,
coming up next down the show. We got a chance
for me to win a foul dollars. Also another chance
at Noah con tickets for his big show at P
and C Park this summer. Around nine thirty it's Mike
you mom, all right, your chance to win one thousand

(50:11):
dollars next in just a couple of minutes. We continue
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Speaker 1 (50:24):
Also tomorrow, around eight to fifty five on our show,
we're gonna give everybody the update on basically the future
of our show and what it holds for us. You know,
we've been sort of back and forth negotiating a contract
for a while now, and yeah, it's sort of it's
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of our show.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
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Speaker 1 (50:49):
If you like our show coming up around eight to
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be part of the show.

Speaker 7 (51:11):
Hey guys them out here.

Speaker 20 (51:13):
So driving around, I've noticed now three cars that had
like doggy bags of poop?

Speaker 2 (51:20):
What what? What? What? Dog bags of poop hanging off
of them.

Speaker 20 (51:26):
Like hanging from their rear rear wiper on their car.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Thing? Is that what we're doing now?

Speaker 7 (51:32):
If someone takes.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Your parking spot?

Speaker 20 (51:34):
Is this a revenge for parking someone'suff it stooted out there?

Speaker 3 (51:38):
And has anyone else seen this?

Speaker 4 (51:40):
That's I think?

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Are we dog pooping cars now?

Speaker 1 (51:43):
I think it's just to keep the smell, Like if
if you take your dog to like.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
A dog park or something like that, clean up well, no, because.

Speaker 10 (51:50):
You can out there there's probably a garbage can, all right,
So you're taking your dog walk'd you're taking your dog
poop home with you, Like I that's what it is, though,
To keep it from smelling in the car, you hang
your dog poop off your back windshiw wiper. I don't know,
you sure it's not revenge poop because I mean three.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Cars, though it seems like a lot. I don't look
at my back winch a wiper. If somebody poops the
back of my car up then just angles went off there,
I probably wouldn't even notice, at least not for a while.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
No, that's a great revenge. No, as soon as we.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Walk out of here, I tell you, you got a
little got danglar hanging off the back of little Dingleberry.
You got you got, you got Dingleberry bag hanging off
your rear.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
Wiper man three cars she's seen with dog.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Poop bag going on.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
No, I googled it and it that's what it's for.
It's like the smell. But I feel like if you
have a dog and you're out walking your dog or something,
there's places to throw away the dog poop. Yeah, if
you're at the dog parkers. That doesn't make sense. If
you're at the dog parking walking though, But like I
would rather I would go out of my way to
find a place to dispose of the dog poop rather

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than bring to get it off the bat. You know
what are you doing there? It's off three cards with
it too. Maybe it's a blind spot for us, But
I also, like Mills on the mount there would be
stunned if I saw somebody driving with a bag of
dog poop hanging off the bay wiper of their car.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Yeah, what do you do there too? Like red light?
Roll the window?

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Don't be like, hey, I don't know if you know this,
but there's a bag of dog poop on the back
of your car.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
I don't know if this is like a parking chair dispute.
I don't want to get in the middle of it.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
But maybe this is some type of Mario kart dude,
and there's a way to release them that we don't
know about. Yeah, you you you turn. Maybe got a
inter Mario cart going on.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
We don't know about. Car behind me was tailgating, following
too close? Not anymore, Let's.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Get to this message before another round to say something
nice talk back messages here on ninety six one Kiss
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Speaker 2 (54:05):
So are seeing things correctly?

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Are they saying they arrested somebody for Nancy Guthrie. What's
going on?

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Nope, not seeing things correctly.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Nobody's been arrested for the capping or anything with Savannah
Guthrie's mom Nancy. There's no arrest, right, Bob last report
they don't even know Purse of interest. Yeah, like still
at the same place, basically they've been. Also, please bad
Bunny burning an American flag while wearing a dress. My god,
we need internet literacy in this country so bad.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
That is not a real picture. Easy to absorb a
lot of misinformation. It takes about twenty seconds to debunk
it on the internet. Yes, please, yes, please.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
If you know someone in your life who has fallen
victim to fake bad Bunny pictures, please please educate them
and be like, this is what divides us when you
believe crap on the internet that is so far from reality,
you know? All right, your chance at Noah Con tickets

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coming up next here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Let's get to a round.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
To say something nice though, just some positivity. Here we go,
say something nice, say something nice.

Speaker 11 (55:23):
I would like to give a shout out to the
you poop, you flush, you wipe, you flush, Grandma.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
We think of you every day.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Granny.

Speaker 19 (55:31):
Yeah, I love you.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
We think you're Mary. All right.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
If you don't know what a teacher friend Becca there
is talking about. There was we were talking about. I
don't know, maybe Bob clogged the toilet or something. There
was a grandma who specifically told everybody how to like.
She's never clogged the toilet before because she follows these
simple steps.

Speaker 6 (55:52):
Your poopy flush, your wipe, you flush.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
Say something nice, say something nice. We say something nice,
Say something nice.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
He's got it.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
I say something nice, Say something nice.

Speaker 8 (56:14):
Podcast, Kevin up here in Indiana. I want to give
a shout out to my daughter Hannah.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
She's graduating high school this year and next year she
will be attending pen West, California.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
I'm just super.

Speaker 8 (56:26):
Proud of her and I love her a lot.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Hey, podcast, Kevin, proud of you too. Yeah, Dad out there.
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
That was good. Say something nice.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Man, say something nice.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
Say something nice.

Speaker 20 (56:44):
Here, my absolutely, I'm catching up from yesterday. I absolutely
love good Bunny. I think that he is amazing and
he is just all about love and unity and absolutely
a door head.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Oh yeah, man, money, Yeah, say something naughties, say something nice?

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Alright, one more here, something nice? All right, Okay, we are.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
Say something niceties. Say something nice.

Speaker 9 (57:17):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
Your Satan voice is hilarious.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Please do that again.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
All right, listen, I agree so much Satan on the show.
All right, I love it so much. All right, well
thanks you giggle, let me do this. Then says something,
those say something those. Do you think we're gonna have
special times on the show where it's say something nice

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with Satan? Okay, all right, listen, we don't need to
make Satan's voice the thing on the show.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Says all the noose says all the noose.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
That's a nice Satan, right there. Listen, Happy Satan, Happy Satan.
Satan wants the good vibes.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
You have such a stupid show.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
All right, here is your key word. Try to win
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con tickets a ninety six to one kiss. Earlier in
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on years ago, and then it sort of stopped. Maybe
they ran out of people with strange addictions, uh huh.

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But now it's back and we were playing this clip
here of this guy who who eats cardboard.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
It's Terry, the cardboard box eater. Name is Terry.

Speaker 19 (58:39):
I am thirty nine years old and I'm addicted to
eating cardboard.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Yeah, so let's get to this talkback message here on
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Speaker 2 (58:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (58:53):
So, you know how certain.

Speaker 16 (58:55):
Things might give people like the it's like how it's
such fun?

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Yeah, the ick?

Speaker 1 (59:01):
You know, touch cotton, that doesn't really give me the ICKT.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Off the air in here. Earlier we were talking about
olives gross me out? Why do olives gross? I love?
I love black olives on a pizza. I know what
she's talking about. Love olives? Yeah, love, all right.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
I hate the sound of cardboard on cardboard that Perry
got eating it.

Speaker 11 (59:27):
I could not imagine.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Oh geez wow. All right, that's what we mean when somebody.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
Gets the ick.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
That is the noise it makes when you start talking
about you know, the sound or the texture of something.
All right, So tomorrow on the show, we have another
clip of a guy who eats couch cushions, content things.

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He's eating multiple couches here, finish multiple cotches off in
his day.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
He just eating the cotch.

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
Let him go.

Speaker 12 (01:00:07):
All right, we got a big hockey game, right yeah,
Us Canada Women's Hockey Olympics two ten today as the
Olympics continue to be live in the morning, in the afternoon, and.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Then of course they replay the best stuff and all
the events at night on NBC and Peacock. The ratings
are just absolutely just huge for it. I think it
was Saturday. There's like it's like casually twenty five million
people watching the Olympics.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
In the railroad today on Saturday. Yeah. Yeah, it's uh, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
They come out of nowhere, even though we know it's
every two years we get winter in summer and just
these sports that we don't know anything about. We just
getting locked in. Yeah, you're locked in, just watching away
all right. Also tomorrow on the show, like we said,
we do have a big announcement about the future of
the show. If you've been paying attention, we've obviously been
doing contract stuff for a while now. We'll get to

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that around eight fifty five. Pirates, Pitchers and Catchers report
tomorrow too. Which, by the way, you see Andrew McCutcheon
he took like his profile picture on Instagram. It's more
sort of a generic Andrew McCutcheon like outline.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Man o, yeah, man.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
It's got nothing about the pirates and his bio or
anything like that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Is it over?

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Like? Is that how this ends with just nothing? I
remember he was upset that he didn't even invite him
to Pirates Fest. You know, is it just it like
he still wants to play though.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
I'd say, does he still want to play?

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Or yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
No, I think he still wants to play. I think
he does too.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
But just I mean, as soon as he doesn't want
to play, he's gonna get all the whatever honors whatever,
you know, Yeah, pirate honors are gonna get build a
damn statue.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
Who cares?

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Yeah, I mean when you think about it, because if
he touches the most important pirate for the last twenty years,
that usually means you get a statue. If he still
wants to play, then yeah, maybe maybe not. Look it's
like not here.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Yeah. Unfortunately, we know that Kouch listens to the show.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
So coach, if you'd like to come on the show tomorrow,
he's not coming on the show, or any time, doesn't
have to be tomorrow, I mean, just because pictures and
catchers report. But I'd like to just talk to him
about other things. You know, I wonder if he's a
star Wars fan like our buddy Cam Hayward Me Cam
catching a Star Wars movie?

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Why why don't I get to come?

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Oh? Yeah, you'll be there, you'll be there, you know.
But all right, I've drifted into Star Wars fantasy Lamb.
It's usually podcast name Yeah, what do you want to
name the podcast? Tram ham Iguana Pizza Tram? All right?
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