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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
One kiss morning freak show bob how was your extended
labor day weekend man what'd you do uh it was
great we both went to the pirate game yeah we
went to the pirate game on uh what was that
friday night yeah yeah yeah friday night that was awesome
birthday celebration for you and bonnie yeah it was a
good time yeah i went to west virginia and saw
my daughter yeah yeah down in morgantown was it just

(00:25):
a a nice quick casual visit or this wasn't you
uh drinking at the morgantown bars again was it No,
it was me buying groceries for her. Oh, cool. Yeah. I, uh,
I'm also in that sort of thing too. When daughter
calls from college, he's like, I don't have any foods. Like,
all right, just get on an app and order it.
Do whatever you need to do. Nice. Yeah. It was

(00:46):
a grocery run, but it was good. We went to
lunch and it was fun. Yeah. That's good. Yeah. I, um, uh,
my birthday weekend was all right. It was, I think,
I I was staying home with my wife, Jamie, all weekend.
She didn't go to work all weekend because she's at
home taking care of her dad, my father-in-law. It's not, man.

(01:10):
He's back home because I think the last update we
gave everybody is he was at the hospital. Yeah, he's
back home now. We've been taking care of him for
just months and months and months at our house.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
It's a full-time job. Dude, stuff my wife is doing
right now, superhero stuff, man.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Like.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
I mean, you know what it is. I don't even
need to say it, but you know what it is.
Taking care of an older person, you know, that can't
take care of themselves. And it's just, yeah. And then
this morning, my dumb ass is getting into my Jeep. And,
you know, there was some rain and everything. And there's
like a wet area of my grass. And I'm like, oh,

(01:49):
I can't, I don't want to get my shoes dirty.
I opened my Jeep door and And I go to
take the biggest step ever. So, like, I got one
leg up on my Jeep. You're basically doing the splits
into the Jeep?

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
And then, of course, as soon as I pick my
other leg up, boom, boom, I hit my knee off.
My knee was bleeding in three different spots right now.
It's just stupid. Did you go down? No, no. That's
why my knee's bleeding in three different spots because it
was basically me hanging off a cliff this morning trying

(02:26):
to just get into my Jeep. It's so stupid. Just
hanging on for your life? It's so stupid. It had
to have looked so hilarious. Me just like, yeah, doing
the splits. I'm like, ah! I can't step in the mud.
I don't want to be on the wet grass. So, like,
when I got one leg up on the Jeep, I
got one leg on the grass. It's when I pull

(02:48):
the grass leg up that comes with me that.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
I'm like, oh, I don't got it. I don't got it.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Just falling all over the place. All right. Hope everybody
had a nice Labor Day weekend. We're back at it.
And guess what? Steelers. Steelers. Steelers. Steelers are playing football
that counts this week. We will tell you how you
can win Steelers home opener tickets for Sunday against Atlanta.

(03:16):
Coming up next, it's Mikey and Bob. Real Pittsburgh Steelers
football's back in our life. This Sunday, the home opener
at home against Atlanta. Of course, the NFL season kicks
off tomorrow. The Seahawks take on the Patriots to kick
off the NFL season in Seattle. And then Thursday is

(03:40):
the Thursday night football 49ers-Rams game from Australia. And then,
of course, it's Pittsburgh Steelers time on Saturday. On Sunday. Now,
before we get into how you can win home opener tickets,
the price went up for the Steelers to pay Joey
Porter Jr. overnight. What happened there, Bob? Yeah, he made
millions overnight. Yeah. Christian Gonzalez, the other big cornerback that

(04:04):
was out there waiting for a new deal. Yeah, New England, right?
New England Patriot. Yeah. Which he's really good. He's a
good player. Right. New four-year deal. Oh, boy. At like
one in the morning, this was announced.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
$ 102 million guaranteed. Oh, my God. Four years, $ 133 million. Yo,
why'd y'all wait? No, $ 135 million. I'm sorry. He's going
to cost so much money. Why'd you all wait? He
signed everybody else with Joey Porter Jr. Prices went up
overnight again. This guy got over $ 100 million guaranteed? Yeah.
Joey Porter Jr. ain't signing for nothing cheap. At all.

(04:38):
And he deserves it, too. The Steelers played themselves into
a bad place. Steelers waited for this. They paid everybody
else but Joey Porter Jr., and now his price is
just going through the absolute roof. All right, so if
you want to go see Steelers, we got home opener
tickets for Sunday. All you need to do, we've done
this before, download the free iHeartRadio app. When you're streaming

(05:00):
96.1 KISS, send us a here we go Steelers message
with your name and where you're from. Maybe who you
want to take to the game. Just give us a
here we go Steelers message and you're qualified for Steelers
home opener tickets. I'll get an example here. It's our
friend Diane. This is Diane calling from Jeanette. Here we

(05:21):
go Steelers.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Here we go Steelers. Here we go.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Here we go Steelers.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
We're all going to the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
The Steelers are going to make it this year.

Speaker 6 (05:36):
Clap, clap, clap, clap.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Go Steelers. All right. I mean, previously she's banged pots
and pans. She's just clapping. It's that easy to enter.
Here we go. It's that easy. You can clap. You
can do whatever you want. Make the hands clap. Who's
ready for the Steelers? Make the cheeks clap. Do what
you want to do. Get hyped for the Steelers, and
you could win some Steelers tickets. Just send us a

(06:00):
talkback message through the free iHeartRadio app. You have until
Friday at 10 a.m. if you want Stuller tickets. Let's
get some of your talkback messages. Send them through the
free iHeartRadio app brought to us by 1T Media.

Speaker 7 (06:19):
Mikey.

Speaker 8 (06:20):
Hey.

Speaker 7 (06:21):
Hey, man. You know what time it is.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
No.

Speaker 7 (06:24):
It's up to you whether or not you want to
accept this.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
No.

Speaker 7 (06:26):
Isaiah from Greensburg. First time caller.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Ah, it's his first time sending a message. I got
to be nice here.

Speaker 7 (06:33):
I've been listening since third grade. I'm 30 years old.

Speaker 6 (06:35):
Ah, geez.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
He's an OG, man. He knows all about it. Can't
be mean to him, right? I have to accept his
late birthday wish, right? I think that's what he's going to.

Speaker 7 (06:47):
Happy birthday, my guy.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah, you know, it's your first time leaving a message.
You've been listening since you were in third grade. You're
30 now. I'll accept a late birthday message from you.

Speaker 7 (06:58):
Happy belated birthday. I didn't get a chance to tell
you happy birthday. I'm going to go ahead and say
happy birthday, Bob, as well. You know we got to
get that in there.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Mine as well. Thank you. Yep, it's neither of our
birthdays today. Mine was September 3rd. Bob's is New Year's Day.
We're moving on from that, right? Let's get to another
talkback message here. Here's a familiar voice. Hey, Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 6 (07:20):
I don't know if.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
you recognize my voice or not but it's butt juice
kid it's man it's butt juice kid this kid called
i want to say a year or two ago and
just told us you know it was it was about
this time of pirate season when they were just out
of it and it's like all right whatever they would
just tell us the pirates are butt juice he's butt
juice kid now i don't know if i should be

(07:44):
proud of that or not Eh, be proud of being
butt juice kid. You know, it's unique. Yeah, I know
you're growing up and it feels weird.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
It's something.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Being butt juice kid. Don't, don't, don't.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
You're a legend. Don't give him a speech.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
I had a question for you, Mikey. So my birthday
is September 5th. I'll be 10 years old. Oh.

Speaker 8 (08:02):
And I'm still a Labor Day baby like you.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, happy birthday to you from the weekend.

Speaker 8 (08:08):
Doesn't it bug you that all the other holiday babies
get their own day?

Speaker 1 (08:12):
No, not really. Like, if you're a 4th of July baby,
it's always July 4th.

Speaker 5 (08:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Halloween baby, October 31st. Alright, we're following you, butt juice kid.
Christmas baby, December 25th. Always. New Year's baby, January 1st. Yeah,
it's Bob's birthday, yeah. Happy birthday, Bob. By the way,
happy birthday, Bob. Yeah, yeah, buddy, thank you. Alright, butt
juice kid. But Labor Day babies? Nope, yeah. Nope! They
just move Labor Day around.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Every year like nobody's birthday matters. Then I realized Thanksgiving
babies are screwed too.

Speaker 5 (08:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (08:44):
And that's butt juice.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
It is. Mikey, I think it's time.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Labor Day babies and Thanksgiving babies need to somehow join forces.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
You're in charge.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Uh-uh. I don't know how we're going to do it. Yeah.
I'm only 10. Okay. Butcher's kid. I'm only 10. I
love how it's just like, we got to figure this
birthday thing out. You do it. I'm only 10. And
my name is Butcher's kid. Thank you, Butcher's kid. Happy birthday.
Happy belated birthday to you. By the way, you know,

(09:13):
his birthday really is today. It's Wiz Khalifa's birthday today.
39 years old, Wiz Khalifa. And something a little special
they're doing for Wiz's birthday at 8 a.m. You can
get $ 39 tickets to Wiz's upcoming show at Citizens Live
at the Wiley, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. $ 39 tickets. In

(09:36):
honor of his birthday. Today only for Wiz's birthday, kicking
off at 8 a.m. with the code HBDWIZ for happy birthday, Wiz.
So get yourself some $ 39 tickets to see Wiz Khalifa
today starting at 8 a.m. It's Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
$ 9, 600.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Mikey and Bob podcast. At some point, you're going to
have to milk yourself and see if Heinz ketchup comes out.
It should be a pretty nice day today. Highs in
the mid-80s. We did have some, you know, some rain
and flooding over the Labor Day weekend. This is from

(10:15):
Instagram here. Raph the Plumber posted, this was Dad's weather report. Oh,
my God. Look, Jeff probably washed away. Is it a crick? Wow,
the crick is going.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (10:29):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
The crick is going. Something about Yinzer's describing weather, man. Dad,
just sending you a video of what he's seeing.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
The crick is going. Oh, my God. Look, Jeff's probably
washed away. Washed away. Crick. Crick.

Speaker 7 (10:47):
Wow, the crick is going.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Shout out to Rafa Plummer there. Wow. Wow. The crick
is going. It's a Mikey and Bob on 96, one kiss.
It is a Pittsburgh Steeler time. Everybody, the season opener,
the home opener against Tua Tungle by Loa is the
starting quarterback. Do you see that for the Atlanta Falcons?

(11:09):
Hasn't had a great career, has had multiple concussions. One
time his body seized up.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
On him really weird.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
I the field and he couldn't move. He's had a
rough career. And he gets to meet the Steelers defense
on Sunday. So, you know, all you got to do
is get on our free iHeartRadio app, send us a
talkback message, and you could win some Steelers tickets. Let's
get to this.

Speaker 10 (11:34):
Hi, I'm Margie Kostelnik. I'm from West Mifflin, PA. I've
been watching the Steelers since the 70s. I love my Steelers.
And 96 Kiss, you rock.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Oh my gosh, and 96 Kiss, you rock? Hell yeah, Margie.
Hell yeah. Hey, settle down over there, bud. Let's get
to another one here. Max?

Speaker 7 (11:58):
Max Ahanachor.

Speaker 5 (11:59):
Max Ahanachor.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Max Ahanachor, yeah. Steelers rookie, yeah. Offensive lineman, yeah.

Speaker 7 (12:05):
I keep having to say it to myself, too, Bob.

Speaker 5 (12:07):
I keep messing it up in my brain.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Oh, what, has Bob screwed up Max's name before or something?
Max Ahanachor. Oh, yeah, he definitely has.

Speaker 11 (12:15):
Since the first screw-up of it, of you saying his name,
all that sticks in my head is that his name
is Max Ahanachor.

Speaker 7 (12:23):
Job of the hut that's what it's gotta.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Be to me okay all right i don't think max
job of the heart is a name that i want
to say to that guy's face no well a little
bit there is there is a sense of job max
job of the hut there you know like when you
listen to things in reverse that's what that sounds like
it sounds like i'm going in reverse yeah like you're
trying to say job of the hut but it's reverse

(12:47):
yeah yeah all right yeah let's get to uh the
rest of her message here max Jabba the Hutt.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Yeah, I mean, kind of. Kind of, right?

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Mac's the Jabba the Hutt. Mac's Jabba the Hutt. So
now I just think of a Star Wars character every
time instead of his real name. Thanks for that. Jabba
the Hutt.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
Mac.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
All right. Again, here's Max. Here's Bob trying to say
Max Hanachor's name. Max is on the hot. There you go.
All right. So all you got to do to try
to win some Steelers home openers tickets is just, you know,
send a here we go Steelers message with your name
and where you're from. I mean, it's easy.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
It's.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Hi, I'm Margie. Just like Margie, man. I'm just showing
them the example.

Speaker 10 (13:32):
I've been watching this.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
You know, that's just the sprinkling on top of Margie's message.
She threw the credentials. It's the seventies.

Speaker 10 (13:42):
I love my Steelers.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
And 96Kiss, you rock. And 96Kiss, you rock. All right,
keep sending your messages in to try to win Steelers
tickets you have until Friday at 10 a.m. if you
want to go to the home opener. Hey, did you
see the guy over the weekend that was duct taped
on the plane?

Speaker 5 (14:03):
Right.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
You see that guy, he like lost his realtor job
and everything like that. He's like drunk and saying just
wild crap on the plane. And they duct taped him.
I didn't look for it and see what the story was,
but I did see the guy duct taped on the plane.
All right. Well, we'll get to the other guy that
was previously duct taped on a plane that made our
show for today and freak show history coming up next. Also,
we're going to do around to say something nice around seven, 10.

(14:27):
You got something nice to say to somebody. You got
something nice that happened in your life over the weekend
and You want to put the spotlight on somebody, send
us a talkback message through the free iHeartRadio app and
say something nice. We'll do a round of that around 710.
It's Mikey and Bob. We have tickets for you to
go see the sold-out role model show coming to Citizens

(14:48):
Live at the Wiley in October. That'll be coming up
around 830 here on 96.1 KISS. It's Mikey and Bob.
Another week at number one for Spider-Man. Brand new day.
Six weeks. At number one, Spider-Man Brand New Day is
now grossed $ 2. 4 billion worldwide. And domestically, it's about to

(15:11):
become the biggest movie of all time in North America.
Creeping on a billion? Yeah, it's now crossed over $ 915
million domestically. It's like $ 20 million away from Star Wars
The Force Awakens, $ 936 million. That's the highest domestic movie
of all time. Not worldwide, just North America, but... Yeah.
It's a Spider-Man brand new day is going to be

(15:32):
the biggest North American movie of all time. It's going
to pass that. And it's already over, you know, it's
like two and a half billion worldwide. It's just still
putting up crazy numbers. Number one, again, at the box
office for the extended Labor Day weekend, it is Mikey
and Bob here on 96 one kiss. There's a story
over the weekend, right? Uh, this guy got arrested on

(15:54):
a flight. He was drunk. He was just disorderly and
using racial and homophobic slurs and just being unruly. So
the passengers duct taped him to his seat until the
flight could land and he could be arrested. Now, you
may have seen the pictures and story of that guy

(16:14):
over the weekend. I went into our Movers Facebook group, Bob.
Some of the wonderful people who listen to our show
all the time, they have started their own Facebook group
called Movers. And I posted a picture and I said,
does anybody remember the guy who was making noises like Chewbacca?
A few people responded that they didn't remember. So I'm like,

(16:36):
all right, well, all time class today in freak show
history is suit. I'm telling you, once you hear this,
you will not be able to look at that guy
duct taped on a plane ever again and not think
of the noises I'm about to play you for today
in freak show history here. Today in Freak Show History.

Speaker 12 (16:57):
Today in Freak Show History.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
All right, so the incident that just happened was a
guy going from Dallas to New Jersey, first class. He
started shouting and getting unruly. Now, years ago, and then,
you know, passengers duct taped him. Years ago, the same
thing happened. Now, I don't see video of the other guy,
but there was video of this guy who was also

(17:27):
duct taped on a plane because he was too drunk
on the flight, and this is what it sounded like. Whoa.

Speaker 5 (17:32):
Whoa. Whoa.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
You hear the guy saying this guy's gonna be in
jail for a long time, but they just started taking
video of him, and dude, he's making Chewbacca noises. This
guy's gonna be in.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Jail for a long time.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Bad drunk.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
Oh, he's just kind of moaning. It's kind of like
sloth from Goonies, too.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
It is. You know, you never want to be that
drunk ever to where you're just in air taped up.
The guy. Sound like Chewbacca. You never want to be
drunk enough where you're duct tape making Chewbacca noises. It's

(18:29):
a cry for help right there. Send your talkback messages
in through the free iHeartRadio app with your name, where
you're from. And here we go, Steelers. You are qualified
for Steelers home opener tickets Sunday against the Falcons. It
is Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS. You can

(18:50):
listen to our Mikey and Bob podcast every day on
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Harper Auto Group. If you're out near the Connellsville area today,
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(19:13):
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Auto Group in Connellsville. From 3.30 to 4.30. And Bob,
it's time to get to some Say Something Nice right now.
This is where you just send in your talkback messages
of positivity and say something nice.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
We say something nice. Say something nice.

Speaker 11 (19:39):
Hey, Ram Bam and Jeep Beep.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Okay. Ram Bam and Jeep Beep. Good. Solid, solid nicknames
for us there.

Speaker 11 (19:47):
This is Rosalie with an IE.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
Just awesome.

Speaker 11 (19:50):
By to say something nice. I just want to say
thank you to my mechanics. They have single-handedly kept my
14-year-old Jeep Wrangler safely on the road. She's there today
getting looked at. And I just wanted to say thanks
to them. And also thanks to my husband. Who let
me drive his truck to work.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Okay, yeah. Ooh, wee.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
Say something nice. Say something nice.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Good morning, boys. Hey. It's Mama Jules here calling from Orlando.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Hey, I wanted to do a ooh, wee. Ooh. Say
something nice. Come on.

Speaker 5 (20:27):
Say something nice.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Oh, you want to do it?

Speaker 4 (20:33):
Say something nice. Say something nice.

Speaker 5 (20:36):
To Mills on the Mount.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Oh, yeah. We love Mills on the Mount. One of
our best listeners. She has made an entire Facebook group
called The Moobers, where if you're a fan of the show,
you can connect with other fans of the show.

Speaker 5 (20:48):
For making the Moobers Facebook page.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
There it is.

Speaker 9 (20:52):
It is so unbelievably cool to see everybody from the
show in that group.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
And I think she deserves a big round of applause.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
I say something nice. Okay.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Say something nice. Say something nice.

Speaker 7 (21:07):
Mikey, Bob, Troy here.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Hey.

Speaker 12 (21:09):
Mikey, I know you've had a lot of mental battles
in time, and I hope you're doing well. And this
is for anybody else that is going through a mental battle.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Yeah, mental battle. Yeah, yeah. It's... Yeah, a lot of
us go through stuff, you know. That's why you got
to be nice to everybody because you don't know who's
going through stuff and who isn't going through stuff. And
then if you, you know, say the wrong thing or
you're mean to a person who's going through bad stuff
on that day, you're going to get a really bad
reaction because you were bad to the person who's going

(21:41):
through bad. Just be nice to people.

Speaker 7 (21:43):
Anxiety, anything like that. This is a fact. In any battle,
as long as you.
Don't just hold over and give up. You will win
the battle. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Some are fast.

Speaker 7 (21:57):
Some are long. But as long as you keep fighting,
you will win one day. Just never forget that. All right,
catch up later.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Hey, shout out to Troy here with a positive message there.
You're going through stuff, you know, taking minute by minute,
hour by hour, day by day. You'll get through it. Oh, wee!

Speaker 4 (22:20):
Say something nice. Say something nice. All right.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
It's best friend, Nicole here.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Mike and Bob, best friend, Nicole. This message is really
for buttons. I know that they call to wish you
a good morning and sing to you guys, but that
song is like lives rent free in my head. And
now I sing it to my daughter whenever I wake
her up on the early mornings where I have to
go to work and she has to go to school.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
So thanks for that beautiful song.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Um, It's a really sweet way to start the day.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
The Buttons Good Morning song? Yeah, it's the Buttons Good
Morning song. Yeah, a wonderful listener named Buttons usually calls
and sings this.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
Good morning, good morning.

Speaker 13 (22:59):
Mikey and to Bob, good morning.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Good morning to you. That's Buttons. Good morning.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Good morning.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Best station in the bird.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Good morning to you.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
There goes Buttons. All right. Mike McCarthy and what's going
on with Joey Porter Jr. since we're just a couple
days away now. From the start of Steelers season, we'll
have Mike McCarthy doing his meows coming up around 725.
Also got sold out tickets for you to go see
Role Model at Citizens Live at the Wiley around 830.

(23:34):
It's Mikey and Bob.

Speaker 13 (23:35):
96.1.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Kiss. We'll get to Steelers head coach Mike McCarthy talking
about Joey Porter Jr. coming up next. It's Mikey and
Bob on 96.1 KISS. Let's get to a talkback message
brought to us by One Team Media.

Speaker 6 (23:49):
Hey, Mikey and Bob. It's Teacher Steve from Mars. Haven't
checked in in a while. I'm currently standing in Tomorrowland
at Magic Kingdom in Walt Disney World. Oh, gee.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
He's at Disney World.

Speaker 6 (23:59):
I was on a Disney cruise.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (24:02):
Realized I forgot your birthday, Mikey. I'm terribly sorry. I'll
make it up to you at Stuff-A-Bus.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
It's over.

Speaker 6 (24:07):
Hope you guys are doing well.

Speaker 7 (24:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
Hope everything's going good.

Speaker 6 (24:10):
And happy birthday, Mikey.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
No.

Speaker 6 (24:12):
Oh, and before I forget, the most important thing. Happy birthday, Bob.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Okay. Love you guys. Bye.

Speaker 5 (24:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
I'm not accepting any more birthday wishes because it's not
my birthday. That was September 3rd. Bob's birthday is also
New Year's Day. What an adventure, man. Disney Cruise straight
to Disney Park. Thinking about us, too. Thinking about us.
Let's get to Mike McCarthy. As you know, the Steelers
start their season on Sunday at home against the Falcons.

(24:38):
We get like real NFL football tomorrow. The season kicks
off on a Wednesday. New England at Seattle. So that's
the NBC kickoff game there. And then Thursday night. Thursday
night football from Australia.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
49ers and Rams. So football's back in our life. Steelers
are playing at home. It's good that we get the
season opener at home for a change. Feels like we
never get that. Feels like Steelers are always starting on
the road. But of course, we're giving away some Steelers tickets.
All you got to do is send us a talkback
message with your name, where you're from, and give us

(25:14):
a here we go Steelers or just tell us who
you want to take to the game and You got
a chance at Steelers tickets. Just do that before Friday
at 10 a.m. for your chance at Steelers tickets. Let's
get to Steelers head coach Mike McCarthy, though. He was
asked the question. Everybody wants to know, is Joey Porter
going to play when the season opens for the Steelers

(25:38):
on Sunday? I hope so. Yeah. So obviously.

Speaker 8 (25:42):
Just keep working him.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
I'd put him in a ramp up mode. Are you
game planning for Atlanta with the expectation that he is
going to play Sunday?

Speaker 8 (25:52):
Well, we're game planning for Atlanta for expecting everybody to play.
We want to use the resources. I know we're new
at this. I have a board, and all healthy names
are on the board. You have projections of what your
48 are going to be. We've got to really probably
set our jaw Wednesday and Thursday.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
He's got a board, everybody. He does. Mike McCarthy's got
a board. Then he was asked, Mike McCarthy, hey, what
if Joey can't play? What if he's just like, no,
I need a new deal. I'm not going to go
out there and snap my leg off and then have
no money right like what if joey can't play.

Speaker 8 (26:31):
We'll see what happens negotiations though it's a business that's
yeah that's he's definitely business conversations going.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
On there's business conversations going on and we'll see what
happens he's got no answers about joey porter jr they're
planning for him to play of course but as we
know sometimes uh Players can just be like, hey, you're
not treating me right. Look at everybody else getting a
bunch of money. What have I done to make you mad?
And it made things a lot more difficult overnight for

(27:02):
the Steelers. Christian Gonzalez, who is another cornerback for the Patriots,
got four years, $ 135 million with $ 102 million guaranteed. Joey Porter,
not going to get that much, but he's going to
get somewhere pretty close to it. The price keeps going
up for the Steelers. Now here is a Mike McCarthy

(27:24):
talking about, you know, Hey, they opened the season at home.
There's some people who have not played in you know,
in front of a regular season home crowd at Akershire?
How does he get the players fired up for that
who don't know all about, you know, Pittsburgh and the
Steelers and what it's going to be like?

Speaker 8 (27:44):
Well, I think history is important. I think there's nothing
like the history of the, city of Pittsburgh and the
Pittsburgh Steelers. So spent some time on that today. Hopefully
it resonated with the players. But yes, I think it
is important to put your best foot forward and try
to make a first impression. But at the end of
the day, I've done this long enough. The most important

(28:04):
thing is to win the game. Whether we got to
kick them. You know, win whenever we need to win.
You need to stack wins.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Hold on one second. Hold on. Did he meow after
it too? He did. He did. Mike McCarthy. He threw
the brakes on a meow. He's like, I don't know
what to do. You know, in my experience, all that
matters is winning. And then he just, you know, just.
At the end of the day, I've done this long enough.
The most important thing is to win the game. Okay.
Most important things to win the game. We know that.

(28:34):
But then listen to what head coach Mike McCarthy says
after that.

Speaker 8 (28:37):
You know, whether we got to kick them, you know.
You know, whether we like kick them.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Kick them. Kick them. He stopped himself after that because
he's like, I.

Speaker 8 (28:48):
Don't know where I'm going with this. You know, whether
we got to kick them, you know. You know, win
it however we need to win it. You need to
stack wins.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
All right. Stack wins, Mike McCarthy, starting on Sunday. If
you want to win. You what, Merrill? Kick them, Steelers.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
Kick them.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Merrill. You all win some Steelers tickets. Send us a
talkback message through the free iHeartRadio app. It's Mikey and Bob.
Just want to prepare everybody. If you're going to the
arena tonight for Casey Musgraves, get ready to see those
big balls. Beautiful. Shiny balls. Oh, my gosh. The balls

(29:28):
are in Pittsburgh right now, dude. Shiny balls are in Pittsburgh.
She does float over the crowd on them. Yeah, it
looks like uh a pair of shiny truck nuts and
casey musgraves uh gets up there and floats on a
like disco ball truck nuts she should hang some terrible
towels off them man some zambeli fireworks shoot shooting off

(29:51):
them let's do it you know drone show all of
it bring the bellies in hey casey musgrave is gonna
be riding on Mirrorball Truck Nuts tonight. Casey Musgraves rules, man.
Have fun at the show if you're going to the
show tonight. It's Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS. Bob,
it's time to get to the Pittsburgh Police Scanner account.

(30:14):
Check in what happened over Labor Day weekend. Again, if
you don't know the Pittsburgh Police Scanner, they have their
own website, pgh-scanner.com. This ain't official or anything like that.
It's just a couple people who listen to the scanner
and then report on what is happening.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
In and around our city.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
North Shore. Hmm. Hinesfield. Caller says even though it's free admission,
people are jumping the fence to get in to Ribfest. Okay.
Is this your first Rib Fest, everybody? We were jumping
the fence. I see people out here jumping the fence.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
Free admission.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
You can't just get there. I've got to get a
line for the ribs for jumping the fence. You know
the police barriers and they didn't want to walk around
all the way. But you called the police? The police
were supposed to come? Yeah, listen, don't jump the fence.
But also, don't call the cops on people jumping the
fence at Ribfest. It's free for everybody. Also happening in

(31:13):
and around our city. The radio traffic this morning indicates
police are still finding areas with bad water and lines down.
They're trying to get to major intersections, plus some old
guys stripping on East Carson Street. So that one started
off with, hey, there's still storm-like debris and power out,

(31:37):
lines down. That guy found a puddle over there on
East Carson Street and just have a puddle dance off. Plus,
some old guy is currently stripping on East Carson Street
in the south side. That is what was going on.
How old, dude? He doesn't say. He just says he's
an older guy. Also happening in and around our city

(31:58):
through the eyes of the Pittsburgh Police Scanner, Point Breeze.
Lexington Street. Caller says a naked guy's playing around in
the parking lot. Police arrived and described the naked man
dancing hard. That's what it said. What a description. It
says dancing hard. Wow. I don't know what kind of moves. Hard.

(32:21):
I don't know what kind of moves he was doing
in the parking lot, but the Pittsburgh police scanner described
the naked man in Point Breeze as dancing hard. Does
that make the police report? You got to. We respond
to the situation. Yeah, you got to write in the report.
Saw him dancing. Also.

Speaker 6 (32:43):
H-A-R-D.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
This is not regular dancing he's doing. This is hard dancing.
One more here. Also happening in and around our city.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
Spring Hill.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Uh-huh. Caller said a woman stuck in a hole out back. Oh, no.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
Police got her out.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
They say... She's a little intoxicated and a little banged up. Hey,
you wandered into a sinkhole?

Speaker 4 (33:10):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Happens. All banged up and just fell down the hole? Listen,
it happens. Having a couple drinks. Hanging out with some people.
Fall down a mysterious hole in the backyard.

Speaker 6 (33:22):
Eh.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Send the cops to get her out. No, don't send
the cops. Send that guy from Carson Street that was
dancing naked in the puddles. He's got a pole that
can come bring his friend that's dancing hard. All right,
we're going to lower a pole down for you. All right.
We're going to get you out of this hole. This
is going to sound weird, but no authorities are here.

(33:45):
We just got a naked dancing guy. We're professionals. Hold on, though.
He's dancing hard, though. Just grab on.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
We'll pull you out.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
That's what's happening in and around our city.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
Ding!

Speaker 1 (33:57):
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Speaker 4 (33:59):
The Mikey and Bob Podcast.

Speaker 6 (34:05):
Steelers!

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Do it. Okay. I'm okay. Yeah. Good to go. Steelers,
of course, go. No, I'm not. No, I'm not okay.
Stream the Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
you get your podcasts. Hey, thank you for listening to
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(34:28):
our free iHeartRadio app, you can hit that little talkback microphone.
Send us a message. You can send us a message
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(34:49):
microphone and you can send us a message and maybe.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
You'll make the show.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Four years on our show, we've been covering weird things
that happened down in the state of Florida. And also
anytime somebody gets like naked and gets arrested. Yeah, we
have a Florida naked Waldo situation. We will get to
that coming up next year. on 96 one kiss it
is mikey and bob right now let's get to another

(35:19):
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Speaker 12 (35:26):
Hey i'm pretty behind on podcasts right now i got
like an 18 hour move this weekend and so i
just wanted to give myself a little shout out while
i'm driving hey bud you're doing pretty good you're almost
there just you and the dogs family in the other
car hey you can do it Wow.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Just put on some tunes, put on some podcasts.

Speaker 11 (35:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
You'll get there. That's a nice message to himself. Yeah, yeah.
An 18-hour drive. Where can you get if you drive
18 hours? Where does 18 hours take you? From Pittsburgh?
How far can you get in 18 hours? What is that,
like middle of Texas, something like that? I don't know.
It seems like it. 18 hours seems like halfway across

(36:08):
the country. West Coast someplace? Yeah, maybe. All right. Hey,
good luck with your long drive this weekend. Hopefully our
podcast can... You know, make it a little bit better.
Let's get to another message here. Mikey, Bob, Matt, Bridgeville.

Speaker 6 (36:21):
Hey.

Speaker 9 (36:22):
Hey, I'm just catching up on the podcast here. Got
to the exclusive butt sniffer.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
The butt sniffer story won't die. This guy's done this
like a few times out in California. He goes to
a store. Then he bends down like he's looking at
shells or something like, oh, what's down here? And then
he just sniffs people's butts, okay? We had the butt
sniffer report last week on the show. The man, the
so-called butt sniffer, is apparently under arrest again. Yeah, he's

(36:50):
been arrested a few times for it out in California.
I'm not saying it's right, meow. Okay, all right, meow.

Speaker 9 (36:56):
How do we know this guy wasn't just sniffing for
information like dogs do? He's at the CVS there.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
No, it's not. I know this person. Give me a
quick sniff.

Speaker 5 (37:07):
No.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Oh, man, that's Mikey. No. I'm just throwing that out there, meow. No,
that's not how this works. We do not have to
sniff around back like dogs and cats do. My cats, dude,
will not stay out of each other's butts. Well, because
I got eight cats. So I think like, you know.
A train of butt sniffers?

Speaker 4 (37:27):
Well, I got eight cats.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Half of them are all black, so they sort of
look the same, right? So there is just, it's constant
butt sniffing at my house. I mean. It's just a
little hello. Could cats identify themselves without sniffing? Like, do
they do? I don't know. I'm asking you like this.
I feel like they know. I feel like they know.
Cat expert. I feel like they know, but just to

(37:51):
make sure they go around back and it's not just,
it's not a greeting of what's your name. It's more
so like. What have you been up to? You know,
like if me and you were cats, do you get
confused by any of your cats? Do some of them
look the same where you got a question? Just like, well, no, see,
I've been around them long enough now. I know their personalities.
So when I see, like, I know who, I didn't

(38:13):
know if they looked like almost identical. The black ones
kind of do, but the two, uh, smaller black cats, the,
the girl cats, they sort of are on their own.
And then the two boy black cats, they're like a
little bit bigger and everything. Did you just imagine if
I came in here like after a long Labor Day
weekend and go, hey, how was your weekend? You just go, yeah,

(38:34):
it was fine. And then I just go, what'd you eat?

Speaker 4 (38:37):
You know, it'd be weird.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
It'd be weird. Let me see where you've been.

Speaker 5 (38:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Heard you went down to visit your daughter in Morgantown.
Let me smell that West Virginia cooking. Yeah, it'd be weird, man.
It'd be weird. So, see, that's why when you get
down to sniff people's butts in public. Yeah, you go
to jail. Yeah, you do. You go to jail. Did
you see they did the early Emmy Awards over the weekend?

(39:03):
Like the Super Bowl halftime show with Bad Bunny won
a bunch of Emmys. The Muppet Show. Sabrina Carpenter won
an Emmy for that. And did you see Louie from
The Pit, right? oh yeah let's clap for louis louis
got his moment man ernest harden jr wins outstanding guest

(39:24):
actor in a drama series for his performance as Louie
on The Pit. It's Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS.
There's always weird things happening down in the state of Florida.
You should know this if you've been listening to the
show long enough. And sometimes people just, you know, maybe
get hold of the wrong stuff and get naked. And
we do naked stories on the show. Well, sometimes it's

(39:46):
the best or worst of both worlds. It is time
for a naked Florida story.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
Here we go. Attention all listeners of the freak show.
It's time to travel to the sunshine state.

Speaker 6 (39:57):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
It happened again.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
It's another Florida story. Down to Florida we go. This
is in St. Petersburg. Investigators say a 31-year-old woman named
Alea Waldo. All right, so her last name's Waldo. Was
observed by police and civilian witnesses laying down on a
wooden pallet completely fully naked without any clothes on. Listen.

(40:25):
A naked round of where's Waldo? Only in Florida. And
you can't just be laying on a pallet if you're
playing Naked Wears Waldo. You get splinters.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Jeez.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Oh, my gosh. Whipping your Waldo out. Splinters in the front, too?
What happened? You know, booby splinters. You don't want that.
You don't want butt splinters, either. No, no.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
Naked laying on wood.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Wood.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
Wood.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
All right i gotta watch the wood talk here on
this story here but she's on a pallet laying naked
on a wooden pallet it just doesn't seem why wouldn't
you just pick the ground at that point i know
the aesthetic man i don't know she was going for
a vibe yeah she was naked when confronted by police
uh naked waldo told florida cops that she just wanted

(41:13):
to feel good okay You know, the cops got to ask.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
They got to ask.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
They got to ask what's going on. Sometimes they don't
want the answer, but they got to ask, why are
you naked laying on a pallet? When you find naked Waldo.
Just want to feel good. You know, there she is.
Where's Waldo? Found her. She'll be the one without clothes on.
You think this was some weird Florida police training? Just
wanting to feel good. All right. Before you become a

(41:42):
Florida cop, you've got to win. Where's Waldo? We got this.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
We got one lady down here.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Last name's Waldo. All we got to do is give
her a call and she'll be naked somewhere in the city.
You got to find her before. First one to find her.
If we get 10 phone calls saying there's a naked lady,
you're out.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
You lose. I think that's how you become a cop
down in Florida.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
So she was on top of a wooden pallet, completely naked,
this lady down in Florida, directly across from the entrance
of a construction site where multiple people were working. What
a show. A cop said there were no clothes even
found in her immediate area. She does have a long
rap sheet with felony convictions for a bunch of different things.

Speaker 6 (42:30):
For Florida.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
There's some narcotics in there. There's battery on a law
enforcement officer. You end up naked on a pallet. And
a sprinkle of prostitution. That's what happens. It is Florida
making the show once again. 96.1. It is Mikey and
Bob here on 96.1 KISS. Let's get to a talkback
message here. You want to send us a talkback message,

(42:53):
do it through the free iHeartRadio app. All you got
to do is just download it. And then when you're
streaming 96.1 KISS or our Mikey and Bob podcast, You
can get on the show. Talkback messages brought to us
by One Team Media. Hey, Mackie and Bob.

Speaker 5 (43:07):
It's Andrew from Flavortown.

Speaker 11 (43:08):
Hey.

Speaker 5 (43:09):
I got a rogue theory about the bull sitter and
why we haven't heard.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Back from her yet. Okay. All right. So here we
are again with the bull sitter theory. Theory. Again, this
was a couple weeks ago at this point. We got
this message. Recently found out.

Speaker 7 (43:24):
The guy that I'm dating is a bowl sitter.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Bowl sitter.

Speaker 7 (43:27):
So lifting up the toilet seat to sit on the
bowl to poop.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Yeah. This has been a whole thing for a couple
weeks on the show now. I mean, you would think
we would have got an update. No update yet, but
hold on. Andrew from Flavortown has a theory.

Speaker 5 (43:44):
I was thinking that there actually is no boyfriend, and
she's the bull sitter, and she was just kind of
doing a litmus test to see what public reaction would be.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Who knows?

Speaker 5 (43:53):
And happy birthday, Bob.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Okay. Well, thank you. Not Bob's birthday. That's New Year's Day.
Is it possible she was the bull sitter? She just
wanted to test the waters and be like, I wonder
what the reaction of me being a toilet bull sitter is.
It can't be me. Make up a boyfriend. I don't know.
We haven't heard from her again, but hold on. Because

(44:15):
we have a Facebook group now, a Moobers Facebook group
for just listeners of the show. Our friend Mills on
the Mount made it. Dawn from Trafford was the one
who suggested it. It's a whole thing. It's its own world.
Where people connect with each other.

Speaker 8 (44:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
They were talking about the toilet bowl sitter in the
Moobers Facebook group, and that's when Cornhole Joe said he
was going to test it out. So let's get to him. Morning, fellas.
Cornhole Joe here. So I did a thing this weekend.
I tested out bowl sitting. You did it. And if

(44:51):
I had to give it an overall grade.

Speaker 5 (44:53):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Cornhole Joe's overall grade for sitting bare assed on the
porcelain toilet and not using a seat. I'd probably give it.
This is big right here. A C minus.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
And let me tell you why.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
A C- for sitting right on the porcelain bowl and
not using a toilet seat. C is passing, though. It is.
It's a passing grade, saying that maybe he'll do it again.

Speaker 14 (45:16):
So it wasn't as uncomfortable as I thought it would be,
but it didn't really give me any kind of benefits,
any kind of different angle position while going.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
So it was like.

Speaker 14 (45:28):
I could see why the guy maybe would do it
once to try it, but to constantly do it, nah, fam,
just put the seat down and use the toilet like
a regular human being.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
But yeah, toilet bowl sitting by itself, not for me.
That's scientific right there. I loved it over the weekend.
We had a man named Cornhole Joe doing toilet experiments
for us. He's sitting there just like, I'll do it.
I'll test it out.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
Why not? Hey, Cornhole Joe.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Thank you for doing science for the show. You gave
it a C? C minus, I think? It doesn't sound great, but...
It also doesn't sound like it's the worst thing in
the world. Passable. I'm going to keep sitting on toilet seats.
This is an experiment that Cornhole Joe did that I
do not need to do because... Hey, thank you for

(46:21):
your service, Cornhole Joe. Seriously, thank you for all of us.

Speaker 6 (46:24):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Scientific, all of it. Thank you, Cornhole Joe. Happy birthday,
Wiz Khalifa. It's Wiz's birthday today. He's 39. And he's
going to be playing at Citizens Live at the Wiley
coming up in October. $ 39 tickets today only for Wiz
Khalifa's birthday when you use the code HBDWIZ. So if

(46:48):
you want to go see Wiz Citizens Live at the Wiley, $ 39.
$ 39 today only tickets for Wiz's birthday when you use
the code HBDWiz. Happy birthday, Wiz. Happy birthday, Wiz. Ben
Skoranek's going to be out at our friend's C. Harper
Auto Group in Connellsville today. You want to go see Skoranek,

(47:09):
you know, meet yourself a Steeler before the season gets started.
Ben Skoranek's going to be out at C. Harper Auto
Group out in Connellsville today. from 3.30 to 4.30 later today.
Now let's get to Mike McCarthy. He was asked yesterday, hey,
you haven't named any team captains yet. You doing that,
or are you just going to do it like week

(47:29):
by week like you usually do? Yes, we'll do the
weekly cap format.

Speaker 8 (47:33):
So without getting ahead of myself here, once we get
to that point of the week, we'll have Burke get
that information too.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
All right, so no team captains. Wow. All I think
about is, is Ben Roethlisberger going to be okay? It's
not the Steeler way. He's not on the team anymore.
It hasn't been for a few years. Yeah, team losing
the Steeler way. I feel like that's something very small
that Ben Roethlisberger on his podcast would be like, I
don't know about this week-to-week team captain stuff. Where's the leadership?

(48:06):
Coach Mike McCarthy was asked about the biggest challenge going
into week one. Oh, man.

Speaker 8 (48:12):
Biggest challenge for week one is clearly playing within yourself,
you know, especially for, you know, new staff, new players.
And I think the biggest challenge in week one is
sticking to your fundamentals.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Right, stick to the fundamentals. And then, you know, he's
talking about Aaron Rodgers, how much they've worked together. He's
ready to go with Aaron. Constant collaboration. I mean, it's really.

Speaker 8 (48:32):
I think it goes back to, you know, where, you know,
I think I made this statement back in the beginning
when he was signed, when he was signed, when he,
you know, returned. Because, you know, we built this offense
around his experience. And, you know, we've made terminology changes.
And by, you know, no means do we want to

(48:53):
slow him down. And I think it would be foolish
for me not to tap right into that.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Oh, my gosh. Tapping right directly into Aaron Rodgers. Careful,
you know. Tapping in directly to A-Rod. McCarthy and Rodgers
are docked. They're docked together. Docked? Yeah. All right. They've
become one? They have become one. Two becomes one situation
here with Mike McCarthy and Aaron Rodgers?

Speaker 5 (49:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Watch out, league.

Speaker 6 (49:18):
Oh, boy.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Synced up? Oh, yeah. Synced up? Uh-huh. No team captains
are week by week.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
Just week by week.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
No yearly here's the team captains and they set in stone.
That's true. Oh, man. Telling you. Watch out. Things are
changing right here. Ben Roethlisberger might come back just to
be a team captain again.

Speaker 6 (49:39):
Honorary captain.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Yeah, maybe. Watch out, Mike McCarthy. Ben just comes running
out of the stands. Whoa!

Speaker 4 (49:44):
Not the Steeler way!

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Come on, man. You're not. All right. If you want
to win some Steelers tickets for Sunday, the season opener,
the home opener, all you got to do is get
on our free iHeartRadio app, send us a talkback message
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home opener on Sunday. 961 Kiss. The Mikey and Bob Podcast.

(50:10):
I want to get naked for a jelly donut. Okay,
so if I go get you a jelly donut right now,
are you just going to get naked in the studio? No,
I'm just thinking like what donut's worth getting naked for.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
Oh, it's not a jelly donut. No way.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
I like jelly donuts. No, no one donut is worth
getting naked over.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
A dozen donuts?

Speaker 1 (50:27):
I'll show you a little peek for a dozen. Stream
the Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever you
get your podcasts. It was pretty cool yesterday to just
see all the love that Mac Miller was getting online.
Of course, yesterday was eight years. since Mac Miller passed away.

(50:49):
Let's get to this talkback message brought to us by
One Team Media. It has to do with Mac.

Speaker 11 (50:53):
Hey, Mikey and Big Bob.

Speaker 5 (50:55):
It's your girl, Maria Monsters. So I was listening to
Kiss This Weekend as I was traveling.

Speaker 11 (50:59):
And I absolutely adored the pops of Malcolm songs, a.k.a.

Speaker 8 (51:04):
Mac Miller, on the radio.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
I absolutely adored it.

Speaker 8 (51:08):
So I have a special request.

Speaker 5 (51:09):
Can we do that more often?

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Can we get more Mac Miller on the radio, please?
Because I know you guys would appreciate it, too. All right.
Happy belated birthday, Mikey. And happy birthday, Bob. Have a
great day, guys. Okay. Thank you. First of all, it's
not Bob's birthday. His birthday is New Year's Day. Also, no,
I'm done with my birthday. It's over. Thank you. It
was on the 3rd. There's no belated. You don't need
to wish me happy birthday anymore. It's over. It's done with.

(51:31):
Just say thank you. And thank you.

Speaker 5 (51:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Yeah, I love listening to Mac Miller. Of course, I
wish we could play more Mac Miller on the station.
We don't control the music. The music, yeah. We don't
get to pick the music. Let's get to another talkback
message here.

Speaker 13 (51:45):
Hey there. It's Jimmy Corderly.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Hey.

Speaker 13 (51:48):
I'm going into my third year of this job after
12 years of being a nurse. And tomorrow I take...
group of students to the hospital and a clinical floor.
That's my dog on a clinical floor to help care
for patients. And honestly, I know these students, they are great. Um,
they're seniors. I'm going to have a great time. They're
going to have a great time. We're going to learn
so much. We're going to save lives. It's going to

(52:08):
be amazing at the same time. I am so scared.
And my stomach's already bothering me about it. And as
the day goes on, it's getting closer to when I
got to do my job.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Oh, no. I mean, she's going through it right here.

Speaker 13 (52:23):
Teachers, I'm with you about the Sunday summer scaries.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Oh, yeah. Sunday scaries were weird yesterday because the Sunday
scaries were like the Monday scaries. Because Sunday scaries, I
felt the Sunday scaries coming up on Sunday. And then
I said, uh-uh, you don't got to work tomorrow. Labor Day.
Don't worry about it. But then... The Monday Scaries happened
last night. It was all weird because the Monday felt
like Sunday, and then the Sunday Scaries became the Monday Scaries.

Speaker 13 (52:48):
Nurses, I'm with you. After doing our job every darn
day and still getting anxious about it sometimes, apparently my
dog is with us, too, because he's real upset about it.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Hell, yeah. Let the dog, you know, let the dog speak.

Speaker 13 (53:02):
Happy Tuesday. Happy Monday.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Happy Tuesday. Yeah, I don't know what day it is.
It's all weird.

Speaker 5 (53:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (53:09):
Thank you guys for doing this radio show because it
makes these Sunday Scaries a little bit easier to handle.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Yeah, the Sunday Scaries were the Monday Scaries this week. Yeah, yeah. Yeah,
whatever we can do, you know, if our show helps
you out in any way or you need to listen
to an older podcast or just go to our Instagram
page or YouTube page and just watch a couple videos because,
you know, it'll more than likely be something that'll make
you laugh and make you smile. That's what... She was taking, like, some...

(53:35):
Student nurses through, like, a full-on day at the hospital. Wow.
I mean, that sounds like an episode of The Pit
is about to happen. Right. You're going to have one
kid who just passes out. Right. There's going to be
one who just passes out and is just like, this
is not for me. Yep. You know? Yep, yep, yep. Man,
I miss the pit. Real the pit. Oh, I miss
the pit so much. I am so excited for the

(53:56):
next season of the pit just because, you know, last
year we had the furries and stuff. I want to
know what are the Pittsburgh things going to be this year?
For season three of The Pit. November, right? That's the timeline? Yeah,
I got to wait there a little bit. Steelers. Man,
do you know how annoying me and Bob are going
to be if we ever get mentioned on The Pit?

(54:17):
You're going to hear it 50,000 times on our show.
If they ever say Mikey and Bob on The Pit.
We'll play it for like six months.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
You will not.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Six months? We'll play it until the end of our show.

Speaker 4 (54:29):
At least once a day.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Remember when we were on The Pit?

Speaker 3 (54:32):
Boom.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
So that's never going to happen. Giving away some Steelers
home opener tickets this week. You have until Friday to enter.
Just download our free iHeartRadio app. Send us a talkback
message with your name, where you're from, and a little
Here We Go Steelers to get qualified for home opener tickets.
Good morning, Mikey and Bob. My name's Taylor.

Speaker 5 (54:53):
I'm from Butler.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
I want to go to the Steelers game because you
just need to make a girl's wish come true.

Speaker 5 (54:58):
I want to see T.J.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Watt.

Speaker 7 (55:00):
So here we go, Steelers.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
All right, little T.J. Watt fan there. You got to
give us a little Here We Go Steelers.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
You know, I mean, yeah. Yeah, excited, but okay.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Hey, Mikey. Hey, Bob. It's Jared from North Huntington. Hey.
And I'm hoping to take.

Speaker 7 (55:14):
My girlfriend to her first Steelers game and mine.

Speaker 5 (55:17):
Never gone before.

Speaker 8 (55:18):
Jeez.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Let's go Steelers, baby.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
It's going to be a great season. Man, first game
for you and your lady friend. Are you sure you
can make your first game the first game of Mike
McCarthy's tenure? That might be too much for you, but
all right. You're qualified for Stuller's tickets. Now, Bob, let
me take everybody back to last week on the show.
We learned from our friend Mills on the Mount who

(55:41):
went to IUP that there used to be somebody called Nips.
that would drive around in their vehicle and pick up
drunk people. You could basically get in touch with Nips,
and Nips' taxi would come and pick you up. Now,
me and Bob did not go to college for more than,
we have three semesters of college combined between us, so

(56:03):
we don't have a lot of college stories. We don't
know a lot of college lore like this. We definitely
never had a Nips. All right, let's get to this
talkback message brought to us by One Team Media. Fellas.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Zach from Zed down the south side.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Ah, it's Zach from Zed down the south side.

Speaker 7 (56:19):
Check it in.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
I was listening to the podcast and was stopped dead
in my tracks because I went to IUP from 2012
to 2016 and a memory was unlocked.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
And nips.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
Hearing about nips taxing.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Oh, man.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
And it's more wholesome than you think.

Speaker 7 (56:36):
I have a story that I... believed to be.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
True all right so can't confirm or deny but just
this is the lore of legend yeah this is nips
lore and.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Iup legend has it that he had i think maybe
his son or daughter pass away in a dui accident
and he made it his life's mission to take students
or just people of town home safely So the name

(57:07):
Nips is Nips Taxi Services.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Provocative, gets the people going. I mean, that's what happened
with us. We heard Nips Taxi, and we're like, oh, wow,
the nipple mobile. You call it Nips. We immediately go
to nipples, not knowing the whole lore of Nips Taxi
at IUP.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
It really was like being carried home by... in the
arms of an angel and I can't confirm either when
his service taxi service stopped but I don't believe he's
still in town doing that but either way had to
chime in Love you guys.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Love the show.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
All right.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
I'll take it easy now. All right. The lore grows.
Nips taxi at IUP. Bring back nips. Bring back. Is
the chant too much? Bring back nips. No, I just
don't know nips. Like, you know, what if nips is
no longer with us? A new generation. A second. A
new generation of nips. So we need, if there's not
the original nips, we need an air bud, dude. They

(58:07):
just kept. Air Buds? They just kept replacing them. Air Buds? Yeah, man. Okay.
There's a guy named Nips at IUP who basically drives
his own jitney around getting drunk people. Somebody's got to
step up. Basically, it's just like Air Bud, but Indiana PA.

Speaker 5 (58:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Bring back Nips. Bring back Nips. Bring back Nips.

Speaker 6 (58:31):
96.1.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Kiss. Next Saturday, me and Bob are walking in the
David Allen fashion show. How about that? You're fancy boys.
I think this is my fourth David Allen fashion show
I'm walking in. Bob, this is your first. Excited, man?

Speaker 4 (58:48):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
It'll be fun. I mean, I did some off-the-book stuff
back in the day. Off-the-books fashion shows? It was more exotic.
All right. The 10th annual... Off the board.

Speaker 10 (59:14):
Off the board.

Speaker 6 (59:15):
Uh-oh.

Speaker 7 (59:17):
Uh-oh.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
I can't hold myself.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Off the board. Moving on. David Allen fashion shows for
a great cause. All benefit of Casey's Clubhouse. It is
next Saturday, the 19th. PPG Place. Downtown me and Bob
will be walking. You can get your tickets. DavidAllenFashionShow.com. It's

(59:45):
Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS. I love when
the show leaks into real life for people, you know?
And this is another reason why I think a lot
of our listeners have created their own Facebook group. Now
the movers.

Speaker 10 (59:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:59):
So they can, you know, everybody can.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Just sort of talk to each other because a lot
of times if you listen to show a lot, you
try to tell your friend or your, your coworker or
your significant other. Oh, did you hear Mikey and Bob today?
They were talking about it. And sometimes if they don't
listen to us, you can sound like a crazy person,
you know? Yeah. I love situations like that where, you know, our,

(01:00:21):
our listeners try to explain the show. And sometimes it
just doesn't work. Let's get to this talk back message
here brought to us by the pavement group.

Speaker 5 (01:00:31):
Mookie beam. This is Mara from Greensburg.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
Hey, I, um, I spent the weekend away with some
family friends, and it was a great time, but they.

Speaker 7 (01:00:40):
Have a friend named Kenny.

Speaker 5 (01:00:42):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (01:00:42):
And all weekend, I just kept saying.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
No, not Kenny.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
All weekend long. She's with family friends. They have a Kenny.
Kenny's there. Soon as she said they have a friend
named Kenny, I knew it was coming.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
No, not Kenny.

Speaker 7 (01:00:55):
And nobody got my reference, so.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:00:58):
I just needed to tell you, somebody that would understand.

Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
Felt a little weird, but here we are. No, not Kenny.

Speaker 5 (01:01:04):
Yep.

Speaker 7 (01:01:05):
Steelers.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
No, not Kenny. Now, again, this is another show tick
for us, and I think a lot of people, we
were doing this story where, I don't know, there was
some guy whose house burned down. It was a horrible story.
It was a bad story. I think it was down
in Florida, and the guy's name was Kenny, so they
talked to one of his neighbors, and his neighbor just said, No,
not Kenny.

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
No, not Kenny.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
No, not Kenny. So just like her, whenever we hear
the name Kenny... No matter if we're talking in front
of microphones or not. Pops in your head. It's always this. No,
not Kenny. I'm so glad we're done with Kenny Pickett
because Kenny Pickett was a problem. Anytime Kenny.

Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
No, not Kenny.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
No, not Kenny. So I like when, oh, we had
a friend named Kenny. I could not stop saying no,
not Kenny to him and no one understood why. No,
not Kenny. All right. Well, that's why a lot of
our listeners have made their own Facebook group now for
exact situations like this. where you can be like, hey, everybody, no,
not Kenny. And everybody will be like, yeah! All right,

(01:02:09):
coming up next, Mike McCarthy, Steelers head coach. Before the
Steelers open their season on Sunday against the Falcons at home,
he's talking about Joey Porter Jr. No deal done yet.
Are we getting closer? Mike McCarthy next. It's Mikey Ababu.

(01:02:29):
We want to send you to the Steelers' season opener,
home opener against the Falcons on Sunday. All you got
to do is send us a talkback message through the
free iHeartRadio app for your chance to win. Hey, boys.
It's Celeste from Burgettstown. Hey. I want to go see
the Steelers. Here we go, Steelers.

Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
Here we go.

Speaker 7 (01:02:51):
Sorry, I'm driving.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Okay, yeah. We don't need you to do the here
we go claps if you are— if you are driving.
All right, that's an easy way to enter to try
to win Steelers tickets. Just send us a message through
the free iHeartRadio app. It's Mikey and Bob on 96.1 KISS.
Mike McCarthy, Steelers head coach, was, of course, asked about
Joey Porter Jr., and is Joey going to play coming

(01:03:12):
up on Sunday? Yeah, I hope so. Yeah, so I'll see.

Speaker 8 (01:03:16):
Just keep working him.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
I'd put him in a ramp up mode. Are you
game planning.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
For Atlanta with the expectation that he is going to
play Sunday?

Speaker 8 (01:03:26):
Well, we're game planning for Atlanta for expecting everybody to play.
We want to use the resources. I know we're new
at this. I have a board, and all healthy names
are on the board. You have projections of what your
48 are going to be. So we've got to really
probably set our jaw Wednesday and Thursday.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
All right. He didn't really answer. He just talked about
his whiteboard that he has with all the names on it.
Joey Porter Jr. is on the whiteboard, though, which that means, yeah.
Mike was asked, Mike McCarthy here, what if Joey can't play?
We'll see what happens, yeah. Is there any negotiations, though,
between him and him? It's a business.

Speaker 8 (01:04:03):
There's definitely business conversations going on.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Business conversations. We'll see if he plays on Sunday. There's
a risk for Joey Porter to be playing. There's also
a risk because they got him for this year. You know? Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:04:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Next year they can put the franchise tag on him
and save more money that way. So you could have
Joey Porter for two more years without giving him his
big contract. Now, business wise for the Steelers, that makes sense,
but it doesn't really make sense as far as taking
care of a guy who's been around the team. for
his entire life, is one of the best cornerbacks. We
finally got a dude. We got a dude. We just

(01:04:43):
got to pay him, right? And here was Mike McCarthy
just talking about how he's getting players fired up for
the home opener. Steelers, of course, you know. Don at
Akershire just rocking. And a lot of guys are going
to feel that atmosphere for the first time.

Speaker 8 (01:04:57):
Well, I think history is important. I think there's nothing
like the history of the city of Pittsburgh and the
Pittsburgh Steelers. So spent some time on it today. Hopefully
it resonated with the players. But yes, I think it
is important to put your best foot forward and try
to make a first impression. At the end of the day,
I've done this long enough. The most important thing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
Is to win the game. Most important thing is winning.

Speaker 8 (01:05:20):
You know, whether we got to kick them, you know,
win them or not, we need to win it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
You need to stack wins. When he started saying, you know,
we got to win, you know. Was he bumping him
off a bunch of wrestling moves? I feel like he
was because he went with the kick and then he
just started, you know.

Speaker 8 (01:05:39):
At the end of the day, I've done this long enough.
The most important thing is to win the game. You know,
whether we got to.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
You know. kick them you know kicking whether we're kicking you.

Speaker 8 (01:05:49):
Know whatever how we need to win it you need
to you need to stack wins all right stack.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Wins kick bite meow meow in somebody's face whatever you
need to do and hopefully joey porter jr hopefully they
figure this thing out before sunday it'd be nice if
we started the season with him happy with a nice
deal yeah it's just we're getting close to the end
here steelers don't negotiate during the season Will Joey Porter Jr.
play Sunday or not? Seems that that is still up

(01:06:17):
in the air and hopefully gets figured out in the
next couple days here. Of course, you can win some
Steelers tickets. All you got to do is send us
a talkback message through the free iHeartRadio app with your name,
where you're from, and a here we go Steelers message,
and you can be going to the home opener on Sunday.

(01:06:39):
Sitting on a shiny pair of truck nuts. That's what
you're going to get tonight at the arena. Casey Musgraves rules, man.
Flies over the crowd. Yeah. Pretty much probably the best
stage prop there is. It might be. In live music. Yeah,
it might be. Casey Musgraves in town tonight. That'll be
a big show at the arena. And, of course, she

(01:07:02):
gets up and floats on disco ball truck nuts. So
those are in town tonight. What if there's a surprise
tonight and it's just me floating over the crowd? Cowboy
hat and everything. Do you have an in with Casey
Musgraves or something? I don't want to ruin a surprise.

(01:07:25):
I can't talk. I'm just saying, what if it happened?
I signed an NDA, all right? Can't talk about it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:33):
I can't let you know.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
If I'm going to be on the flying... Shiny nuts tonight.
Casey Musgraves tonight at the arena. Pirates are still playing baseball.
They're in Chicago taking on the White Sox tonight. Good
for you, Pirates. Guess who's coming to see us in
a couple minutes here? Chef Tom. Chef Tom from Gecko
is coming to bring us treats after the show, Bob.

(01:07:55):
A little lunchtime, buddies. Yeah, it's nice, right? Big timber.
Steak timber? It is. Yeah, it is steak timber.

Speaker 4 (01:08:01):
Steak timber!

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
You ready to eat some steak? Sure. Why not, right? Yeah, yeah.
And then I'm going to float over the crowd, possibly,
at Casey Musgraves on shiny truck nuts. Loaded with steak?

Speaker 7 (01:08:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
All right. By the way, also, before we close out
the week this week, we will hear, to get everybody
on the same page, because it's Steelers season now. Week
one is here. We will have Nate, the crazy Italian guy,
getting everybody hyped for Steelers season. It's been too long.

(01:08:34):
Our buddy is back. We need it. We need it.
We need to start the Steelers season off right. Nate,
the crazy Italian guy, will be on the show this week.

Speaker 4 (01:08:43):
All right, Bob, let's see here. What do you like?

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Name the podcast here. Mikey Bob podcast brought to us
by our friends over at the Seaharper Auto Group. By
the way, you can meet Steelers wide receiver Ben Skronic
out at a C Harper auto group. That is later today.
Ben Skronic going to be out in Connellsville at C
Harper from a three 30 to four 30. All right.

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
What do you want to name the podcast, Bob?

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Where is naked Waldo, Florida? good name for the podcast
there where is naked wall bill get caught up with
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