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Speaker 1 (00:00):
That's good fun. Hi, we're the wall Nan Johnson Radio Network.
You're you you mean Ola Hola and hassel Ama Inkam. Well, yeah,
but you can do better than Hula. We're eating tacos
and case Sadilla's this morning. This is all recommended by
doctors like Jill Biden and Cynthia Gonzales.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah, and uh oh yeah, that's the what kind of
is she the same kind of doctor as doctor Jill?
This idiot woman out in Los Angeles who has now
encouraged FBI might even say incited criminal gang members to
fight the federal government.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
That's a great question. Let's see if I could figure
it out here. Vice mayors, Oh, ed, same thing as Jill.
She's a dysfunction no educational leadership doctorate, she's a doctor
of education.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yes, And I'm assuming that the people that voted for her,
they probably saw it written down doctor Gonzales when they
were voting, and they're like, oh, Gonzalez and a doctor. Yeah,
we go put her in charge of stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Isn't that fun? And they did, and now the FBI.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Hopefully will well do the appropriate thing and give her
free housing for a few years.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Oh, I'm sure she'll be the next mayor of La.
I'm sure thinking jail would be free housing. No, I
don't think. I think I don't see it. She might
now be the front runner in the California gubernatorial race.
You guys.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
By the way, I just want to say right up
front that I'm going to break my own rule. I
often criticize others for displaying a video in a story
on the radio, because obviously our listeners can't see it.
But I want Kenny to see it specifically so that
you can react to it when we head over to Florida.
Here in just a little bit, all right, that's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
All right, we're gonna go to Florida shortly. In fact,
in just a couple of minutes, we'll go there. But
real quick, let's go to Texas where Tesla's robotaxi service
is being introduced, and they had what they called select
guests getting some introductory rides. Here's an example of how
it went for some of them. Means no driver, No, yeah,
(02:15):
it's a robot, right, it's just you inside an empty
They got dropped off in the middle of an intersection.
They didn't stop. The possible influencers and the Tesla employees
from sounding cheery about it weirdly and I'm actually going
to use this drop off early feature. Oh awesome, poo
we are stuck a little bit in the intersection. He
is stuck. Oh okay, there it goes, so it with
(02:38):
a few seconds. I do feel bad for him because
he was definitely in the intersection. I think what the
car should have known, Yeah, to not stop there. I
stop there exactly. I couldn't really tell what was happening there,
but they were blocking cars in all directions. Around forty
five seconds. The Tesla employee in the front passenger section
had no controls or pedals, So what's he doing there?
(02:58):
After the fail, one passenger said, it is still amazing.
I get it.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
It's interesting way, but nobody got Nobody died, right. They
feel like that's a that's a victory for the future
of ROBOTAXI if it didn't kill anybody, would you ride
in it? You know? I'm not sure Austin was a
great place to try that out. I'll bet it's a
congested area. You think you try it out, where's a
(03:23):
little less traffic to deal with.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I'll bet those robotaxis become the destination for a lot
of post bar sex romps. Oh boy, In fact, what
does this do to the one night stand? You and
your date meet each other at a bar somewhere, some
CD dive bar. You're getting excited about this idea. No, no, no,
I don't like it. But I think I don't like it.
I'm not getting in a robotaxi. The robot picks you up.
(03:46):
You and your date get in the robotax There's nobody
in the car with you, right, there's nobody there.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
There are cameras and microphones. Of course, somebody is constantly
watching you everywhere, not just in that car.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
But we're talking about drunk twenty two year olds, so
they're not gonna fit about that.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
But it does bring up a new internet website.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
You know how they have that taxicab Confessions in China.
Someone's watching or something.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Sure, and you won't know, but one day you'll you
might be the star of the new taxicab Confession.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
So a couple of co eds from University of Texas
Austin get inside the Robotaxi after leaving a local dive bar.
They have their romp and then they reach their destination. Well,
now what they've already done what they were gonna do.
Now does she just leave her?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
What depends on what they told the ROBOTAXI their destination was.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
It totally changes the whole dynamic. Usually there's a guy there,
the destination was her place. Then she can get out
and then he'll go home and he get to go home.
Or or what if it's the opposite. What if they
get to his place, he's finished already, he didn't want
her there anymore. You got to get out and tell
her be on your way. Bro. That's got to be
(04:57):
very awkward.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
It's funny how that is different for a man in
a wid woman, though, isn't it sure? Because if a
man left his you know, recent conquest in the backseat
of a car, he's a bad guy, goes home, he's
a terrible person.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
But if she does it, she's a strong independent woman,
that's right, yeah, and he just have to deal with her. Also,
I don't think women suffer from PCD, the post quoit
old depression. Men will do this thing where they're so
driven to fornicate with someone that they lose sight of
everything else. They forget all the other things they want
or like, and then after they're done when they realize
(05:34):
they performed the beast of two backs of the person
that they're not interested in.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Fog has lifted and they're suddenly aware of what they've done.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
And then they get very depressed. That's when they realize
they don't even like this person. What have you done,
young man? I don't think women have that. Men do well.
The women I'm with don't. Thanks, thanks, mister Alda. Oh good,
Florida they done. Florida Man, Florida Man, brought to you
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(06:06):
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Speaker 3 (06:07):
Sort of mine all the time, went to jail, drank
some wine, watch out.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Look at it. Now he comes to Florida Man.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
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Speaker 1 (06:36):
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check out their website Dragos Restaurants dot com. I want
to show you the video before I explained. Okay, and
there we go, all right, I'm looking at a video
of a pond and there appears to be a stick
coming up out of the pond that almost looks like
a duck or something. But and a stick is moving,
(06:56):
it's moving. Is that a man under the water using
I'm gonna guess that's a tube for breathing? Is what
my guess? Look's like a snorkel? Does it? Not? Sure? Does?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
That is an alligator with a golf club in his mouth.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
And the golf club is sticking straight up like a
periscope on a submarine or snorkel?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Is what you saw? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Now when it's called Florida, man, why are we talking
about an alligator in a pond and a golf course,
because nowhere in here does anybody know what happened to
the golfer.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
The footage is surfaced and this has been going around
a lot lately. The alligator is swimming across a pond.
He's pretty much mostly underwater except for a little bit
of his.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Not his nose. What is that a you know, snout?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I guess now, yeah, And so there is and you
to see and the thing and people are making funny
comments like, well, I guess he gets to play through,
which means, you know, they'll move out of the way
and let him go. Unclear whether he stole the golf
club out of a bag that people might have laid
on the ground, or if the club had been left
(08:04):
near the pond, if the golfer lost his grip or
got mad through it in the water. Don't know, And
it is unclear who that golfer was and how he
lost his club.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
And now they're kind of worried. Where's the man? Yeah,
that's incredible.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Is it a course in the Orlando, Florida area?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Oh? Wow? Well, Orlando is one of the places in
the state of Florida that is actually controlled by Democrats.
They have a Democrat mayor and vice mayor. They are
kind of like that town in Los Angeles, cow Boy,
that's a miss. Yeah, two Democrats are in charge of
that community. And you know what Trump said about him.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
That they don't know what the did doing.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Do you understand that, Yes, we do, so we're probably
never gonna find the guy. Nah, that thing. I'm a
total bumbling idiot. Wolton N. Johnson. Everythink about how weird
the nineteen hundreds were, Oh god, but nineteen hundreds. Oh
can we get out of here with that whole thing?
Back in the nineteen eighties, everything was different, right, the
digital technology. Back then. You had Nintendo games and VHS players,
(09:10):
and if you wanted those to work, you had to
blow on them. You had to blow into the Nintendo.
You had to blow the VHS tape, otherwise it wouldn't work.
You have to blow it is blow it. You had
to do it right, exactly.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I never blowed on nothing like that. How come well,
because normally I would just take it and just you
know what you do is, I can't do it on
this thing because it'll make noise like a VH VHS
tape right it's getting out on you just flat whack
it on the countertop and it lines all the tape
up in there and it makes it all smooth and even.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Again. See, that's what you do.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
It's kind of like the way we used to operate
on cassette tapes with a pencil with an eraser on
the end. You take that little pink eraser and you
show it up in there and then you can like
that and you can wind the tape.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
We learned stuff like that back in the eighties. Nowadays
you kids have to google everything.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
No, I used to blow into everything to get it
to work. Cassette tapes, Nintendo games, VHS tapes.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
It's we've moved on from that kind of technology. Now
we had technology. Well you have to do is unplug
it and plug it back again, and that fix the
very thing.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
It made more sense when you had to blow into it.
You know, it wouldn't dis like that thought. It wouldn't
work if you didn't do it, which is probably why
my uncle never had a job. Really. Yeah, just couldn't
find work. I just couldn't find it. In other news,
ICE just arrested eleven Iranians across eight states in a
targeted operation. Mayor hand Maccari Sahel is an x IRGC
(10:37):
with hesbulleties. Rib Var Kermini is an ex Iranian army
sniper found with his Army ID card. A guy named
Lynette Vernasian arrested for threatening officers while harboring illegal aliens.
Yusef Medrahino lied on his visa application and he has
a connection to a terror cell.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
You say all these things like there's something wrong with that. Yeah,
you know, we have to I'm more a welcoming an
understanding and inclusive here. Why are you trying to shame
these people for their activities.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I mean, we just we just bombed these people's country,
and now they're coming into the country illegally and they're
connected to terror groups or the government. I feel like
that's not a coincidence, not at all. As part of
the Democrat plan, wasn't it.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Now they don't necessarily know specifically what every single one
of these crazy fools is going to do, But if
you let a couple of thousand of them in, there's
a pretty good chance a few of them are gonna
take care of business, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
We're getting some mixed messages here about Iran. First, there
was this leaked report it claimed that the nuclear facilities
that we bombed weren't damaged, and that leak came from
the Pentagon, And then Iran said, now we're fine, you
didn't even hurt us. Now Iran is saying we destroyed everything.
He's appossedly suspicious that maybe we didn't. It's possible they're
just saying that now because they don't want us to
keep bombing them.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Well, the guy that emailed us to figure that out,
he's like, and he didn't say his name, and it
came through the app. We don't get your information if
you email us on the app, but.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
His name is probably mock Mood. That'd be my guest.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
She said, here's how you know we hurt. We heard
Aram's nuclear capability. If they still had capability to make
nukes and you know, try to kill the Infidel, they
would be saying things like, oh you got us boy, howdy,
you sure taught us a lesson.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
That's it. We're out of business. No nukes for us.
But now that is what they're saying. That wasn't what
they were saying before.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
First they came out and they're like, nah, you didn't
do nothing, which means we did. Now they figured out,
you know what, we should have told him. We should
have told him how we're wiped out and that. See,
you just don't know. And that's the trick in their world,
their society. They're taught lying, fooling, tricking, conning the Infidel.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
That's all good stuff. All right. Now, I'm going to
give you a whole other perspective on this issue we're discussing.
CNN just reported that early US Intel assessments suggests strikes
on Iran did not destroy nuclear sites. That's their sources.
That's a leaked that's a leaked report from the intel community.
Same news outlet. Hunter Biden story is Russian disinformation, according
(13:18):
to our sources, Yes, our sources, same exact news outlet
told us the Hunter Biden laptop was fake. The Biden
family's not involved in foreign collusion. Donald Trump is bad,
Russian collusion real, Hunter Biden laptop fake, same news outlet,
all of that from their quote unquote sources. Now they're
telling you we didn't actually hurt the nuclear sites. Who
(13:38):
do you trust? By the way, not only was that
the same news outlet that was that was the same
reporter at CNN. Oh really still there, Yes, still works there.
Just amazing, isn't that?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Why would you lose your job when you were reporting
what they told you to say, not the news, just
what they told you was the news.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
I'm kind of surprised CNN just didn't go with the
fifty one intelligence officers for old time sake. Yeah, that
was a good one. Fifty one intelligence officers tell us
that the nuclear side didn't actually get damaged, So and
why would fifty one of them lie? Yeah? Lie? Indeed,
the FBI has launched a probe into three children's hospitals
for fill in the blank, what do you think I'm
(14:15):
about to say? It's disturbing genital mutilation of minors, is
what the answer is. The FBI has initiated criminal investigations
of three children's hospitals. That would be the Boston Children's Hospital,
the Children's Hospital of Colorado, and Children's Hospital of Los Angeles,
all places where we're taking little kids and having their
(14:35):
genitals mutilated. Because that's normal.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Yeah, it's just normal, regular things that nobody should stop,
nobody should even question.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Now. Right after Trump took office, he issued an executive
order directing all federal agencies to work towards terminating the
ability for kids under eighteen to get irreversible medical intervention
as a treatment for gender dysphoria. And apparently these hospitals
didn't get the memo. I guess they don't have the
internet in Los Angeles, I bet they don't. I guess
in Boston they don't have any newswire that connects them
(15:04):
to what's going on in DC.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
So if these young kids come into the hospital for
their what they what they call it again, their genital mutilation,
irreversible genital mutilation. If that kid came into the hospital,
let's say he's fourteen and he wants to get something
whacked off because he ain't using it and won't plan
to ever use it. Now, if he came in that
(15:28):
hospital and he was drinking a beer, sure they would
they would have a problem with that. What if he
rolled up smoking a cigarette, drinking a beer and looking
at a newdi magazine.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Well, that's not right for a child got a tattoo.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
We can't let a fourteen year old come in here
all tatted up, beer, drinking and smoking.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
That's terrible for children renting a car in Arizona. Nope, Nope,
can't do it. Can't do that running for office in Idaho,
imagine that, running for vice president. Can't do that.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
But they can't see the problem with the surgery.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
That's completely different, right, I got to assume they can
see it, but they want the money, they don't want it.
They don't want to see it. All right, we know
things are bad out there. Fortunately we got this guy
right now to be our president. Do you mean that
to ronson to see you? Yea, I do.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
They violated, But Israel violated it too. Israel. As soon
as we made the deal, they came out and.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
They dropped the load of Bob's the likes of which
I've never seen people load, the biggest load that we've seen.
I'm not happy with Israel when I say, okay, now
you have twelve hours. You don't go out in the
first hour. It just drop everything you have on them.
So I'm not happy with them. I'm not happy with
the Ron either. We basically have two countries that have
been fighting so long and so.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Hard that they don't know what the fuck they're doing.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Do you understand that? Have you ever seen a load
that big before? I haven't. No, that was a massive load.
And what about you, mister oh oh, well no, I
don't like to I don't like to say no. Okay,
well then well, I mean, they won't ask.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
You if you can believe any of the news anymore.
And everybody questions everything.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
You know.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Sometimes it's Ai, sometimes it's just somebody lying to you
don't know. But if you can believe anything, then they
would have you believe that Israel had about fifteen more
sights that they had planned a bomb before the ceasefire
took place, and that Trump backed them off of it.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Now they did drop some pretty good loads, but they
had more planned and Trump apparently was pretty angry about
the fact that they agreed to a ceasefire and then
just kept firing.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
I like that Trump put Benjamin NETANYAHUO in his place.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
If you can believe that, maybe it's all this world
wrestling entertainment for us. But if it's true, then that's
that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Okay. Do you think the feud between Federman and AOC Israel? Yes?
I do believe in that one.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Yeah, I can see how it might be hard not
to be angry with AOC and have a feud with her.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Senator of Pennsylvania John Fetterman had a bunch of strokes
and his brain was broken, and he turned into a
socialist comy.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
And then didn't Elon Musk put that chip in his
brain and make him normal again.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
I don't know that Elon had anything to do with that.
I think it was the Walter Reed Medical Center.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
What wouldn't hurt to say he did, because you don't
have to be accurate these days.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
He'd set to say stuff. After they fixed his brain,
he became more conservative. Yep. Now he's shooting down squad
member AOC. She's calling to impeach Trump.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
That's what they voted on yesterday apparently, and that got
shot down by her own party.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
And he thinks it's a terrible idea. He thinks she
knows it as well, he said, she knows it. I
know it. We all know it. I just like saying it.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Impeach Trump, and that makes everybody that hates Trump love you.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
He said. He's been impeached twice and he's still our president.
So it's not going anywhere. And I don't think bringing
this up is even helpful, he said. But anyway, Trump
drew the ire for many on the left and from
some in his own party. They got ire for launching
a surprise attack called Operation Midnight Hammer, which, as we
have already explained, was named after Lindsey Graham's favorite a
Delta Entertainer's a porn star. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
In the meantime, the Earth seems to want to do
its own thing. Oh and maybe the Earth is going
to take care of.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
It for us. We'll talk about that right after this. Yeah,
this is the Walton and Johnson Show.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
They don't know what the they're doing.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Do you understand that
That's good fun. Hi, we're the wall Nan Johnson Radio Network.
You're you you mean Ola Hola and hassel Ama Inkam. Well, yeah,
but you can do better than Hula. We're eating tacos
and case Sadilla's this morning. This is all recommended by
doctors like Jill Biden and Cynthia Gonzales.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah, and uh oh yeah, that's the what kind of
is she the same kind of doctor as doctor Jill?
This idiot woman out in Los Angeles who has now
encouraged FBI might even say incited criminal gang members to
fight the federal government.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
That's a great question. Let's see if I could figure
it out here. Vice mayors, Oh, ed, same thing as Jill.
She's a dysfunction no educational leadership doctorate, she's a doctor
of education.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yes, And I'm assuming that the people that voted for her,
they probably saw it written down doctor Gonzales when they
were voting, and they're like, oh, Gonzalez and a doctor. Yeah,
we go put her in charge of stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Isn't that fun? And they did, and now the FBI.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Hopefully will well do the appropriate thing and give her
free housing for a few years.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Oh, I'm sure she'll be the next mayor of La.
I'm sure thinking jail would be free housing. No, I
don't think. I think I don't see it. She might
now be the front runner in the California gubernatorial race.
You guys.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
By the way, I just want to say right up
front that I'm going to break my own rule. I
often criticize others for displaying a video in a story
on the radio, because obviously our listeners can't see it.
But I want Kenny to see it specifically so that
you can react to it when we head over to Florida.
Here in just a little bit, all right, that's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
All right, we're gonna go to Florida shortly. In fact,
in just a couple of minutes, we'll go there. But
real quick, let's go to Texas where Tesla's robotaxi service
is being introduced, and they had what they called select
guests getting some introductory rides. Here's an example of how
it went for some of them. Means no driver, No, yeah,
(02:15):
it's a robot, right, it's just you inside an empty
They got dropped off in the middle of an intersection.
They didn't stop. The possible influencers and the Tesla employees
from sounding cheery about it weirdly and I'm actually going
to use this drop off early feature. Oh awesome, poo
we are stuck a little bit in the intersection. He
is stuck. Oh okay, there it goes, so it with
(02:38):
a few seconds. I do feel bad for him because
he was definitely in the intersection. I think what the
car should have known, Yeah, to not stop there. I
stop there exactly. I couldn't really tell what was happening there,
but they were blocking cars in all directions. Around forty
five seconds. The Tesla employee in the front passenger section
had no controls or pedals, So what's he doing there?
(02:58):
After the fail, one passenger said, it is still amazing.
I get it.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
It's interesting way, but nobody got Nobody died, right. They
feel like that's a that's a victory for the future
of ROBOTAXI if it didn't kill anybody, would you ride
in it? You know? I'm not sure Austin was a
great place to try that out. I'll bet it's a
congested area. You think you try it out, where's a
(03:23):
little less traffic to deal with.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I'll bet those robotaxis become the destination for a lot
of post bar sex romps. Oh boy, In fact, what
does this do to the one night stand? You and
your date meet each other at a bar somewhere, some
CD dive bar. You're getting excited about this idea. No, no, no,
I don't like it. But I think I don't like it.
I'm not getting in a robotaxi. The robot picks you up.
(03:46):
You and your date get in the robotax There's nobody
in the car with you, right, there's nobody there.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
There are cameras and microphones. Of course, somebody is constantly
watching you everywhere, not just in that car.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
But we're talking about drunk twenty two year olds, so
they're not gonna fit about that.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
But it does bring up a new internet website.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
You know how they have that taxicab Confessions in China.
Someone's watching or something.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Sure, and you won't know, but one day you'll you
might be the star of the new taxicab Confession.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
So a couple of co eds from University of Texas
Austin get inside the Robotaxi after leaving a local dive bar.
They have their romp and then they reach their destination. Well,
now what they've already done what they were gonna do.
Now does she just leave her?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
What depends on what they told the ROBOTAXI their destination was.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
It totally changes the whole dynamic. Usually there's a guy there,
the destination was her place. Then she can get out
and then he'll go home and he get to go home.
Or or what if it's the opposite. What if they
get to his place, he's finished already, he didn't want
her there anymore. You got to get out and tell
her be on your way. Bro. That's got to be
(04:57):
very awkward.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
It's funny how that is different for a man in
a wid woman, though, isn't it sure? Because if a
man left his you know, recent conquest in the backseat
of a car, he's a bad guy, goes home, he's
a terrible person.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
But if she does it, she's a strong independent woman,
that's right, yeah, and he just have to deal with her. Also,
I don't think women suffer from PCD, the post quoit
old depression. Men will do this thing where they're so
driven to fornicate with someone that they lose sight of
everything else. They forget all the other things they want
or like, and then after they're done when they realize
(05:34):
they performed the beast of two backs of the person
that they're not interested in.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Fog has lifted and they're suddenly aware of what they've done.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
And then they get very depressed. That's when they realize
they don't even like this person. What have you done,
young man? I don't think women have that. Men do well.
The women I'm with don't. Thanks, thanks, mister Alda. Oh good,
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Speaker 3 (06:07):
Sort of mine all the time, went to jail, drank
some wine, watch out.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Look at it. Now he comes to Florida Man.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
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Speaker 1 (06:36):
So all of that's good, right, Yeah? I like it? Yeah,
check out their website Dragos Restaurants dot com. I want
to show you the video before I explained. Okay, and
there we go, all right, I'm looking at a video
of a pond and there appears to be a stick
coming up out of the pond that almost looks like
a duck or something. But and a stick is moving,
(06:56):
it's moving. Is that a man under the water using
I'm gonna guess that's a tube for breathing? Is what
my guess? Look's like a snorkel? Does it? Not? Sure? Does?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
That is an alligator with a golf club in his mouth.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
And the golf club is sticking straight up like a
periscope on a submarine or snorkel?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Is what you saw? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Now when it's called Florida, man, why are we talking
about an alligator in a pond and a golf course,
because nowhere in here does anybody know what happened to
the golfer.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
The footage is surfaced and this has been going around
a lot lately. The alligator is swimming across a pond.
He's pretty much mostly underwater except for a little bit
of his.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Not his nose. What is that a you know, snout?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I guess now, yeah, And so there is and you
to see and the thing and people are making funny
comments like, well, I guess he gets to play through,
which means, you know, they'll move out of the way
and let him go. Unclear whether he stole the golf
club out of a bag that people might have laid
on the ground, or if the club had been left
(08:04):
near the pond, if the golfer lost his grip or
got mad through it in the water. Don't know, And
it is unclear who that golfer was and how he
lost his club.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
And now they're kind of worried. Where's the man? Yeah,
that's incredible.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Is it a course in the Orlando, Florida area?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Oh? Wow? Well, Orlando is one of the places in
the state of Florida that is actually controlled by Democrats.
They have a Democrat mayor and vice mayor. They are
kind of like that town in Los Angeles, cow Boy,
that's a miss. Yeah, two Democrats are in charge of
that community. And you know what Trump said about him.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
That they don't know what the did doing.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Do you understand that, Yes, we do, so we're probably
never gonna find the guy. Nah, that thing. I'm a
total bumbling idiot. Wolton N. Johnson. Everythink about how weird
the nineteen hundreds were, Oh god, but nineteen hundreds. Oh
can we get out of here with that whole thing?
Back in the nineteen eighties, everything was different, right, the
digital technology. Back then. You had Nintendo games and VHS players,
(09:10):
and if you wanted those to work, you had to
blow on them. You had to blow into the Nintendo.
You had to blow the VHS tape, otherwise it wouldn't work.
You have to blow it is blow it. You had
to do it right, exactly.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I never blowed on nothing like that. How come well,
because normally I would just take it and just you
know what you do is, I can't do it on
this thing because it'll make noise like a VH VHS
tape right it's getting out on you just flat whack
it on the countertop and it lines all the tape
up in there and it makes it all smooth and even.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Again. See, that's what you do.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
It's kind of like the way we used to operate
on cassette tapes with a pencil with an eraser on
the end. You take that little pink eraser and you
show it up in there and then you can like
that and you can wind the tape.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
We learned stuff like that back in the eighties. Nowadays
you kids have to google everything.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
No, I used to blow into everything to get it
to work. Cassette tapes, Nintendo games, VHS tapes.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
It's we've moved on from that kind of technology. Now
we had technology. Well you have to do is unplug
it and plug it back again, and that fix the
very thing.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
It made more sense when you had to blow into it.
You know, it wouldn't dis like that thought. It wouldn't
work if you didn't do it, which is probably why
my uncle never had a job. Really. Yeah, just couldn't
find work. I just couldn't find it. In other news,
ICE just arrested eleven Iranians across eight states in a
targeted operation. Mayor hand Maccari Sahel is an x IRGC
(10:37):
with hesbulleties. Rib Var Kermini is an ex Iranian army
sniper found with his Army ID card. A guy named
Lynette Vernasian arrested for threatening officers while harboring illegal aliens.
Yusef Medrahino lied on his visa application and he has
a connection to a terror cell.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
You say all these things like there's something wrong with that. Yeah,
you know, we have to I'm more a welcoming an
understanding and inclusive here. Why are you trying to shame
these people for their activities.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I mean, we just we just bombed these people's country,
and now they're coming into the country illegally and they're
connected to terror groups or the government. I feel like
that's not a coincidence, not at all. As part of
the Democrat plan, wasn't it.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Now they don't necessarily know specifically what every single one
of these crazy fools is going to do, But if
you let a couple of thousand of them in, there's
a pretty good chance a few of them are gonna
take care of business, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
We're getting some mixed messages here about Iran. First, there
was this leaked report it claimed that the nuclear facilities
that we bombed weren't damaged, and that leak came from
the Pentagon, And then Iran said, now we're fine, you
didn't even hurt us. Now Iran is saying we destroyed everything.
He's appossedly suspicious that maybe we didn't. It's possible they're
just saying that now because they don't want us to
keep bombing them.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Well, the guy that emailed us to figure that out,
he's like, and he didn't say his name, and it
came through the app. We don't get your information if
you email us on the app, but.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
His name is probably mock Mood. That'd be my guest.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
She said, here's how you know we hurt. We heard
Aram's nuclear capability. If they still had capability to make
nukes and you know, try to kill the Infidel, they
would be saying things like, oh you got us boy, howdy,
you sure taught us a lesson.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
That's it. We're out of business. No nukes for us.
But now that is what they're saying. That wasn't what
they were saying before.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
First they came out and they're like, nah, you didn't
do nothing, which means we did. Now they figured out,
you know what, we should have told him. We should
have told him how we're wiped out and that. See,
you just don't know. And that's the trick in their world,
their society. They're taught lying, fooling, tricking, conning the Infidel.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
That's all good stuff. All right. Now, I'm going to
give you a whole other perspective on this issue we're discussing.
CNN just reported that early US Intel assessments suggests strikes
on Iran did not destroy nuclear sites. That's their sources.
That's a leaked that's a leaked report from the intel community.
Same news outlet. Hunter Biden story is Russian disinformation, according
(13:18):
to our sources, Yes, our sources, same exact news outlet
told us the Hunter Biden laptop was fake. The Biden
family's not involved in foreign collusion. Donald Trump is bad,
Russian collusion real, Hunter Biden laptop fake, same news outlet,
all of that from their quote unquote sources. Now they're
telling you we didn't actually hurt the nuclear sites. Who
(13:38):
do you trust? By the way, not only was that
the same news outlet that was that was the same
reporter at CNN. Oh really still there, Yes, still works there.
Just amazing, isn't that?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Why would you lose your job when you were reporting
what they told you to say, not the news, just
what they told you was the news.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
I'm kind of surprised CNN just didn't go with the
fifty one intelligence officers for old time sake. Yeah, that
was a good one. Fifty one intelligence officers tell us
that the nuclear side didn't actually get damaged, So and
why would fifty one of them lie? Yeah? Lie? Indeed,
the FBI has launched a probe into three children's hospitals
for fill in the blank, what do you think I'm
(14:15):
about to say? It's disturbing genital mutilation of minors, is
what the answer is. The FBI has initiated criminal investigations
of three children's hospitals. That would be the Boston Children's Hospital,
the Children's Hospital of Colorado, and Children's Hospital of Los Angeles,
all places where we're taking little kids and having their
(14:35):
genitals mutilated. Because that's normal.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Yeah, it's just normal, regular things that nobody should stop,
nobody should even question.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Now. Right after Trump took office, he issued an executive
order directing all federal agencies to work towards terminating the
ability for kids under eighteen to get irreversible medical intervention
as a treatment for gender dysphoria. And apparently these hospitals
didn't get the memo. I guess they don't have the
internet in Los Angeles, I bet they don't. I guess
in Boston they don't have any newswire that connects them
(15:04):
to what's going on in DC.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
So if these young kids come into the hospital for
their what they what they call it again, their genital mutilation,
irreversible genital mutilation. If that kid came into the hospital,
let's say he's fourteen and he wants to get something
whacked off because he ain't using it and won't plan
to ever use it. Now, if he came in that
(15:28):
hospital and he was drinking a beer, sure they would
they would have a problem with that. What if he
rolled up smoking a cigarette, drinking a beer and looking
at a newdi magazine.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Well, that's not right for a child got a tattoo.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
We can't let a fourteen year old come in here
all tatted up, beer, drinking and smoking.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
That's terrible for children renting a car in Arizona. Nope, Nope,
can't do it. Can't do that running for office in Idaho,
imagine that, running for vice president. Can't do that.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
But they can't see the problem with the surgery.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
That's completely different, right, I got to assume they can
see it, but they want the money, they don't want it.
They don't want to see it. All right, we know
things are bad out there. Fortunately we got this guy
right now to be our president. Do you mean that
to ronson to see you? Yea, I do.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
They violated, But Israel violated it too. Israel. As soon
as we made the deal, they came out and.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
They dropped the load of Bob's the likes of which
I've never seen people load, the biggest load that we've seen.
I'm not happy with Israel when I say, okay, now
you have twelve hours. You don't go out in the
first hour. It just drop everything you have on them.
So I'm not happy with them. I'm not happy with
the Ron either. We basically have two countries that have
been fighting so long and so.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Hard that they don't know what the fuck they're doing.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Do you understand that? Have you ever seen a load
that big before? I haven't. No, that was a massive load.
And what about you, mister oh oh, well no, I
don't like to I don't like to say no. Okay,
well then well, I mean, they won't ask.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
You if you can believe any of the news anymore.
And everybody questions everything.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
You know.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Sometimes it's Ai, sometimes it's just somebody lying to you
don't know. But if you can believe anything, then they
would have you believe that Israel had about fifteen more
sights that they had planned a bomb before the ceasefire
took place, and that Trump backed them off of it.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Now they did drop some pretty good loads, but they
had more planned and Trump apparently was pretty angry about
the fact that they agreed to a ceasefire and then
just kept firing.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
I like that Trump put Benjamin NETANYAHUO in his place.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
If you can believe that, maybe it's all this world
wrestling entertainment for us. But if it's true, then that's
that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Okay. Do you think the feud between Federman and AOC Israel? Yes?
I do believe in that one.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Yeah, I can see how it might be hard not
to be angry with AOC and have a feud with her.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Senator of Pennsylvania John Fetterman had a bunch of strokes
and his brain was broken, and he turned into a
socialist comy.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
And then didn't Elon Musk put that chip in his
brain and make him normal again.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
I don't know that Elon had anything to do with that.
I think it was the Walter Reed Medical Center.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
What wouldn't hurt to say he did, because you don't
have to be accurate these days.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
He'd set to say stuff. After they fixed his brain,
he became more conservative. Yep. Now he's shooting down squad
member AOC. She's calling to impeach Trump.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
That's what they voted on yesterday apparently, and that got
shot down by her own party.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
And he thinks it's a terrible idea. He thinks she
knows it as well, he said, she knows it. I
know it. We all know it. I just like saying it.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Impeach Trump, and that makes everybody that hates Trump love you.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
He said. He's been impeached twice and he's still our president.
So it's not going anywhere. And I don't think bringing
this up is even helpful, he said. But anyway, Trump
drew the ire for many on the left and from
some in his own party. They got ire for launching
a surprise attack called Operation Midnight Hammer, which, as we
have already explained, was named after Lindsey Graham's favorite a
Delta Entertainer's a porn star. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
In the meantime, the Earth seems to want to do
its own thing. Oh and maybe the Earth is going
to take care of.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
It for us. We'll talk about that right after this. Yeah,
this is the Walton and Johnson Show.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
They don't know what the they're doing.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Do you understand that
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