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November 12, 2025 35 mins
Kenny Webster interviews @SteveLovesAmmo
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hey, if you enjoy that, you want a Johnson show
like we do, then you might also enjoy the Pursuit
of Happiness show in the afternoon with oh Kenney Webster there.
And as a matter of fact, I think, do we
have a clip? Can we play a clip? We have
just learned something to turn that down. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
A former Arizona news anchor was arrested for stabbing a
person to death. The craziest part, Steve, when she pulled
her knife out, she said, it's just in.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
There.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
It took you a second. Again, Sorry, I'm a little
slow this morning. That's okay. It's not a real news story.
These are just one liners. Yeah, I get it. You've
done enough of these with me.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Every time we start a new segment, I will tell
the worst joke you've ever heard. And just when you
think Kenny's ran out of jokes, bamn, I'm back with
another one.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah. I'm kind of the same way for I think
it was on one of our first live streams together. Yeah,
we did the did the Brussels sprouts joke? That's correct.
It was really terrible. But they're like, wow, this guy
has some terrible jokes. How does he do it? You're
a dad. You have some dad jokes to share. Oh man,
dad joke me go, Oh man, why did you put
me on the spot like this? I would never know? Yeah,

(01:08):
this is terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
We're so we're on the radio right now, obviously, and
we're also live streaming on social media.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Obviously.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
To those of you that are watching us, that's obvious.
But maybe you didn't know we were also on a
radio station. To those of you driving around the city
of Houston listening to us talk, maybe you didn't know
people could see us. I will tell you one group
of people has made a wiser choice than the other ones.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
And those are the ones watching the live stream. No.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
I was gonna say those listening on the radio, because
they don't have to look at us.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
No, I was thinking that the polar opposite I am.
I am vastly better in an audio based medium. We
are two beautiful men, you know what, Steve H. Thank
you very much. My mom would agree with that. Some
people don't think I'm cool, but my mom thinks I'm cool.
All right, we got a lot going on right now.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
We were at the Texas Gun Club today shooting guns
with a lot of VIPs, with some very cool people
you met. We met some journalist, Hollywood actor, different politicians
were in a different Yeah, that's crazy. How did she
find time for that. There's a gym right down the
street from here that just opened, and it's like one
of those curves places. Like what I mean by that
is it's a place where women can exercise.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
So that's why you go there. No, I my barber's
next door. And when I say my barber, I mean
great clips. I don't mean like I go first sports clips,
same thing, not getting paid to endorse them.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
By the way, it's a mediocre haircut at best. But
right next door to it is a woman's fitness place.
And there's a picture out front of Jennifer An's instant
holding a medicine ball. Now, don't anything with all of
Jennifer Aniston's money, she would not be taking classes with
soccer moms.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Possibly, yeah, but so why don't. I mean, you could
self identify as a female and then you get yourself
a subscription there, you know what. I'm kind of like
the long con.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
I very much like, I don't know if I want
to exercise with people's moms. I just don't. I'm real,
I'm picky about that, Steve Kay, you know what else
I'm picky about.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
This is gonna sound crazy. I don't think we should
host the head of al Qaeda at the White House.
I think that's a I.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
That just be my two cents, all right, So I
on the screen right here, we're looking at something on
the screen. This is stop this terrorist, says the US
State Department. This was from years ago. Ten million dollar
reward if you can help us bring to justice Muhammad
al Jahwani. You don't mean a lot of Islamic terrorists
named Muhammad, do you?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
No, not at all? Almost never. Yeah, Muhammad's a very
uncommon name. Apparently it's the most common name of it is.
All right, so this touch you just love this sound.
Let's bring in some PTSD.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
How'd you like to live in Deerborn every morning at
five am? This is called a prayer PTSD. You said
you served in the military. You had to hear this
every day? Yes, tell that story.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
It's very annoying. It makes me say that it makes
it hard to pleasure yourself in the shower when you're
listening all that the spanctuary. Yeah, exactly, all right.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Well, anyway, that's just my two cents. I don't think
we should hang out with terrorists. I think they're generally bad.
But time's changed. Steve opinions very yesterday at the White House,
well this wasn't I don't know was this yesterday or
just recently. Trump gave the President Assyria a bottle of cologne,
which is amazing because I don't think that.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Maybe he was doing that because they do smell.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
It's like giving deodorant to someone as a Christmas gift,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
So whenever I was overseas, we would give detainees deodorant.
We said, the American women love it, but we were
just doing that so we can because they smelled like
a moldy like dart. The rules are different. Have you
ever looked at this.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
There's the after nine to eleven the Taliban and the
al Qaeda training manual explain to people how to infiltrate
Western countries, and one of the things they explained was
you should wear deodorant. You should wear cologne because in
the West they don't want you to smell bad. And
you have to make sure you're not wearing women's perfume.
That there's differences, you know, if you're wearing women's perfume.
It might make you look a little seem suspicious.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, I would say so. It smells Al Baghdad. It
smells like Baghdad. Right. Anyway, here's Trump with the leader Assyria.
This is men's Yeah, try that, buddy, Oh god does
he it's the best fragrance. I have more of your service.

(05:14):
That is that trumps Colone?

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Okay, So what we'll do is just take that jo
In spray this all over the leader of al ka If.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
I got to have him in the Oval office. Steve,
what do you make of this? Is that? Was that
Trump's cologne? I don't know what the brand is. It
doesn't say here, but he does have his own product
line of cologne. I'm okay with that. Yeah, I don't
have an issue with Trump merchandising stuff. You don't have
to buy it. It's called capitalism. Well, people make that point.
They're like, oh, he's utilizing his position in the government

(05:43):
to make money. Who does it? Okay, I get your point.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
But real quick, how do you feel about Hunter Biden's
five hundred thousand dollars macaroni art?

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Exactly right? Yeah, that's it's Yeah, like I've seen his
art and it's my ten year old son could come
up with something better than that.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
There.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
There's probably a good lesson to be learned here, and
I don't know what it is because we spent years
suggesting this was a bad guy, and now all of
a sudden we're friendly with him. Maybe we don't need
to have diplomatic relations with every piece of crab country
in the Mid East.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
I think what they personally should have done, like hold
that meeting, and then else opens the door and there's
Christie Nome. It's just Christie. Let's throw some handcuffs on
you there, buddy.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
And she'd arrest him. I thought you were gonna say,
like seduca.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Oh well maybe both.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
She's a beautiful woman. Okay, question for you Nigeria. We
have all these Christians getting killed in Nigeria. Trump's made
two points about what to do. One of them I
love one of them.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
I'm a little The.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
First point is if Nigeria doesn't stop murdering Christians or
allowing the slaughtering, we got to quit giving them money.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Now that I like.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
I like the idea that, yes, I think we stop
giving them money even if they don't.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
You know, the secondary response I don't like so much.
Yeahing and probably a special Forces even then, I think
is a gray area.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
I don't really have an issue with our military going
out and killing terrorists. I just don't understand why it's
our primary job to do this.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Well, because you've watched a movie Team America, right of course,
in the world's police apparently, like, why can't Great Britain
or France or someone some other countries send troops down
and take care of this genocide? I don't understand. It
just seems like we're so invested in the military industrial
complex as an American society, we have to, you know,

(07:21):
send troops every time there's some sort of conflict. I
do understand taking down Boco Haram because they are a
legitimate and extreme terrorist organization that they need to be
dealt with. But at the same time, why does it
have to be America every single time? All Right? So,
some Trump supporters are pretty mad that Trump posted the leader,
the former leader of Alcnada is now the president of Syria.
Do you find it a little odd?

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Look, I'm gonna put on my ten foil hat here
for just okay, okay, Biden's about to leave office. When
Biden was in office, the CIA had would you agree,
never ending funds to do whatever they wanted informant check,
absolutely right, And all of a sudden Trump wins the
election and nobody was even talking about Syria. And then
in the manner of like thirty to ninety day, all
of a sudden, we toppled the Syrian government and there's

(08:03):
a new leader in place, and oh, surprise, surprise, it's
the leader of al Qaeda.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
I don't think that's a coincidence.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
I think if Biden had won the election, that Bashar
Asad or that the they'd still be dragging this thing
out because it was profitable for them. But they realized
there was a time, the clock's ticking. We have weeks, months,
maybe weeks, maybe even days to get to take over Syria,
and that's.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
What they did. Yeah. So I mean, at the end
of the day, the left, they love to fund both
sides of wars. So that's what's what happened in rushing
Ukraine Israel. Same thing. You know, we always fund both
sides of wars. And that is why what I really
liked about Trump is the anti war are stopping these

(08:46):
never ending wars, which is great, but at the end
of the day, I do see the stuff that's going
on in Nigeria. Yeah, I'm really not keen about. Hopefully
we just cut off money and like, hey, France, UK,
you guys please handle this all right. The new controversy
is Pakistan versus Afghanistan. Pakistan is accused the Taliban of

(09:10):
killing twelve people in their what is it islama bad,
Islama very bad as far as I can tell.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
But Afghanistan and Pakistan. Now there's a brand new Wikipedia
page that just surfaced online the twenty twenty Afghanistan Pakistan conflict,
detailing how on the night of October eleventh and twelfth,
the Afghan Taliban launched an attack on Pakistan. I was
worried my industrial military stock was going to lose its
value now that we reached.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
A peace agreement in Israel. Lucky me, right, Yeah, yeah,
So did you say that was twenty twenty or recent? No,
this just happened twenty twenty five. It's twenty twenty. I
was like, no, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
I'm sorry, it just just surfaced it hours ago. This
Wikipedia article was created.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah, I really don't know much about it.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
And then one more thing before we get off the
Muslims because I don't want to talk about them this
entire show. Have you noticed at Steve love Zamo that
every time there's a guy named Jahad, I.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Think that's a friendly guy, right, No, oh, no, no,
I was looking.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
This up because the guy that attacked you saw it
UC Berkeley Monday night. There was a Turning Point USA
event and that's and you and I met at a
Turning Point USA event.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
They violently attacked.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Just a regular dude's walking around and he gets the
crap kicked out of him by some guy named Jahad.
And this wasn't even the first time this happened recently,
the Manchester synagogue attack that happened a month ago. There
was an incident in Canada. Wasn't there a netflace? Yeah,
I'd be heading and his name was Jahad. And then
I was looking at this. There's a guy in what

(10:41):
was it, some other piece of crap city in Pakistan
you'd never want to visit because it's disgusting and awful,
And there was a guy there named Jahad.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
He was enslaving people.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
I think here's a simple solution to the immigration crisis.
If your name is Jahad, like if that's just your name,
even if you haven't committed a crime yet by deport him.
Get the hell out of it.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
You're listening to Kenny Webster's Pursuit of Happiness. Please, if
you're offended by anything you heard to get a piece
of paper, write down a detailed description of what bothered you,
and facts it to one eight eight eight. Nobody gives it.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
All right, that's just a.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Reverse mortgages are up at Steve Lovesamma, are they? It
just goes to show grammas are powerless against the hypnotic
lure of Tom Sealick's mustache.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
How does Tom Salick do it? It's just it must
be he must have a second brain in his mustache.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
The first time you ever saw a commercial for reverse mortgages,
oh what did you immediately think?

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Like, I'm never doing that when I get older. It
seems like a scam, right, absolutely? What the F is
a reverse mortgage? It's the company buying your house essentially,
so and then who's that other old guy?

Speaker 2 (11:50):
He's like, I'm really upset right now about the war overseas.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
That's why I'm gonna do two things.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
I'm gonna support the troops and I'm gonna buy gold
from Rosley Capit.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Oh man, I forgot about that commercial.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
The only guy in commercials on Fox News and I
Love an admire has pillows that are machine worshiple.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
You're supposed to put those pillows in the dryer when
you get first get them to Is that true? Yes,
that's absolutely Why is that because they the pillows just
come in crumbled, are bunched up, and you put in
the dryer and fluffs out.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
There's a lot of people in the conservative media doing
endorsements for my pillow dot com. I will tell you this,
none of them have a promo code as short as
mine WJ.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
And there's nobody that gets better discounts than mine does either.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Really, one hundred percent guarantee, there's not one person with
a promo code who gets you more of a discount
than at than the WJ promo code does.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
That is a guarantee. Okay, I promise you it's true.
I'm gonna go right now, go ahead, Yeah, no, try it. Yeah, absolutely,
my gosh nine, that's not that much now now anyway,
AI is all over the news right now, and for
good reason, like uh, it's infected sports.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
It has in music entertainment. People are losing jobs. They're
laying people off in Hollywood right now because they have realized,
you know what, what Hollywood? The only thing Hollywood had
It wasn't creativity, It wasn't good writing, it was.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
None of that.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
The only thing that Hollywood had at Steve love Zammo
is they had big budgets. They had the ability to
produce Jurassic Park. And now you could do all that
on your phone. So what the do we need Hollywood for?
We never needed them, well we did, I mean I
don't think we did. To get a big back in the.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Ninety I get what you. I'm picking up what you're
putting down. You get it right.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
To get the Terminator to back in nineteen ninety two,
you couldn't do that without what Who produced that? Michael
Bay or someone like that, someone James Cameron or on
one of those piece of crap guys, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Yeah, it's Steven Spilbrog. How about that. There's nothing.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Kim Kardashian's butt isn't as thick as the plot line
in a Michael Bay movie.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Kim Kardashians, but was the producer? No, I was doing
I was doing alliteration in your mind. I was comparing
a plot line to the size of a woman's prosthetic ass. Okay,
that's the kind of high quality entertainment you get here.
Fantastic On kprec Am, I'm the oldest radio station in
Houston now, but there's I mentioned a few things there
for a reason. Sports music. Can we start with music?

Speaker 4 (14:09):
Please?

Speaker 3 (14:10):
This?

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Do you enjoy country music? Where do you? Where do
we stand on the country music? I'm more of like
an older country Western like uh Waylon Jennings, Hank Williams Junior.
Let's see, all right, you already know what this is
going to be.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
You might not even known this Billboards Billboard's number one
song on the country Digital song sales right now at
Steve loves Ammo is a song called walk My Walk okay,
which sounds like it was generated by a computer. It's
by a band called Breaking Rest, and according to Billboard,
it was all created using ai.

Speaker 6 (14:48):
Don't go to, don't go to, want to live in
the past, I keep moving forward and never looking back
with a worn out at and a sixth green.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
What do you think it reminds me of the song
take Me to Church or whatever? Take me to church.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
This reminds me of well, yeah, it's never creative. If
it was creative, it wouldn't be AI. They're not gonna
try something new. But then again, in music do people
want things new. We've been doing this. We've been doing
this for over a year now. On our morning show,
we have all these jingles we produced with Ai.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Walton, Jus Deep Realm Radio.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Walton. Our morning show is called the Walton john Sands
Bolton and Johnson.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
You get the idea, Steve, you could spend all day
setting up microphones, writing a song, tuning your guitar, training musicians,
working on your lyrics.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
I did that in seconds, right, and you know, what
are you gonna do? It's just the reality now. But
so okay, so is AI gonna be able to go
on like music tours? You know you should just bring
your laptop across a country.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
What valid point we were talking about this that this morning.
One thing that you're never going to be able to
do with AI is watch Alive. I mean holograms. I
guess do you remember didn't they try to do that
with Tupac and Michael Jackson holograms But it didn't.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Really catch on? Did it really no, I've not seen that.
From several years ago.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Okay, there was a thing about AI about Tupac performing
with doctor Dray and Snoop do O doubleg.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
That's what he that's what we call him in the hood.
Is this like a gangster version of Project Bluebeam? What's that?

Speaker 7 (16:29):
You know?

Speaker 1 (16:29):
The hologram like aliens are invading like a country to
embrace new war of order. Yeah, didn't heard of that. Conspiracy? No,
go on, I do love a good conspiracy theory. So
Project Bluebeam, at the end of the day, is a
government that will project some sort of catastrophic event and
the atmosphere so so like an alien invasion and it would

(16:51):
be all holograms, so create mass panic. Stop go on,
Oh I love this. Yeah, perfect straight face now, so
you could do this.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Get real serious, think about think about dead think about
dead dogs and stuff.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Okay, get into care. We have a very serious situation
on her hands. It is called Project Bluebeam. If you
see potential UFOs and the upper atmosphere, put on your
tinfoil hat and just understand that the government is trying
to control you.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Do you feel like Alex Jones and Tucker Carlson kind
of switch trolls.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Tucker Carlson did a show last night about Kem Trail's Diddy,
and I will assume that someone that's watching me on
video right now cares about Kem Trail's believes in Kem
Trail theory, thinks that Kem trails are used to control people.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
And I'm not even trying to make that point whether
they are or aren't, but that does seem like a
classic Alex Jones topic.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Tucker Carlson is now tackling that topic. Alex Jones has
moved on to mainstream center right geopolitical news coverage.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
It's yeah, okay, so they did kind of flip flop
each other, but at the end of the day, like
how many how many topics can you go and repea
eat without getting boring? So he's probably expanding his his
thought process.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Let's walk through them. Obviously, Kem Traill's lizard people, right,
shape shifting aliens, masks like the Joe Biden, the Joe yeah,
the clone mask, right. Something with the Jews. The Jews
was always a thing. Yeah, see, I am I don't
think the Jews control everything. I didn't think they killed
Charlie Kirk. That seems like a stretch to me, what's
your take? What is your Oh, Steve, what is your

(18:26):
take on it?

Speaker 1 (18:27):
No, so that is one of those that it's a
very tribalistic kind of discussion. So I stay away from
those types of things just because, like I don't want
to be so For example, if I got a one
narrative and the other narrative was proven to be true,
then you lose credibility.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
I'm not saying I'm not saying it's pandering, but you're
one of those guys that generally tries to not create
a rift between you and your followers. Absolutely, I do
not have that in common with most people. I am
happy to argue with everyone that follows me. I'll lose
all my followers. I don't care. I will die on
this hill. I will die in this No ketchup on
a hot dog?

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Ever hill you put catch you put ketchup on my
hot dog, You're dead to me at Steve loves Ama. Absolutely,
I do agree with that. But also you do like
chasing down commis in parks. Did you enjoy that video?
I love it. I've been all over cable.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
News the past few days. I was out jogging in
Memorial Park. I go there every day. If someone wants
to try to murder me, that'd be the way.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
To do it. Hey, but real quick, can we talk
about love?

Speaker 2 (19:25):
A thirty two year old woman in Japan has officially
married an AI persona she created using chat GPT.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
The virtual character is named Claus. It proposed, she accepted.
It ended a three year relationship with a real partner,
a guy, Steve, A guy got dumped for this. Hang on,
watch now they're in Japan and it's not this is
a normal place.

Speaker 7 (19:49):
And then the wedding, Claus seems to be right in
front of me. She's worring, has prepared eyarglasses. They exchange rings.
Conna understands that dependence on AI is a problem in society,
but she says that it's painful to have a relationship

(20:11):
without dependence.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Huh, would you love a robot? I'm gonna pause it
right here. Did you know this is illegal in Houston?
Is it?

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Back when Sylvester Turner was still mayor? I think it
was roughly twenty eighteen, someone wanted to build a robot
sex brothel in the city where this radio station exists.
You think I'm making this up? And it was one
of the only things conservatives on the city council could
agree with Sylvester Turner on a guy named Greg Travis.
I like Greg Travis. He used to be a city councilman.

(20:41):
Proposed the idea. He said, we ought to make this illegal.
Now in a city where they're filled with strip clubs,
human trafficking. You could throw a rock in any direction,
you'd hit three sketchy massage parlors. But one thing that
is not allowed here is robot sex brothels Steve, that's
Steve loves Amma.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
What's your take, man? Uh So, I couldn't see myself
being with a robot, Okay, I mean probably just too
much maintenance. You know, you have to oil it up
every once in a while. No, not no puns, no
puns where it's ended. But we did get a.

Speaker 5 (21:15):
Kenny Webster, the best looking dude on radio, and if
you've seen the competition, that's not saying a whole hell
of a.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Lot, all right, everybody.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
So, Megan Markle was spotted hanging out with Jeff Bezos
at Chris Janner's birthday party. I didn't think it was
possible to hate a whole sentence, but somehow I do, Steve,
I just.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Get the entirety of that sentence makes me want to vomit.
I just hate that whole sentence.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
But it was a good segue into this, so we
I don't think anyone shocked by this. Kim Kardashian has
failed the bar exam, and that's not really that shocking.
It's more kind of amazing that she's even trying to
be a lawyer in the first But whatever. I don't
you know, if Kim Kardashian is your lawyer, aren't you
basically just admitting that you don't care if you lose
the case.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
You're kind of retard?

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yeah, or I would say, yeah, and that word is
allowed on the station, by the way, fantastic, fake, gay
and retarded, three things we talk about a lot.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Fantastic, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
But what was surprising to me is that she had
four experts tell her she was going to pass. Now,
expert experts, experts of what you might ask, I'll tell
you right now, okay, oh hang on, I didn't turn
up the volume first, Kaigan and Mulligan on that, Experts
of what you might be thinking.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Yes, absolutely, Okay, I'm.

Speaker 7 (22:30):
Just letting you guys know that all of psychics that
we have met with and that we're obsessed.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
With are all full of shit. They all collectively four
of them have told me I was going to pass
the bar. So they're all full pathological liars. Don't believe
anything they say.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
All right, I am not an expert on the law.
I'm not a lawyer. I just play one on the radio.
But I think if you are studying for the bar
exam and trying to become a lawyer, probably consulting with
a psychic isn't really a good use your time.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
I'm not sure. This is kind of breaking news to
me because I went to psychic last week and they
told me to trust the Nigerian prince that was offering
me five hundred billion dollars. So obviously I gave him
all my personal information. Sure, that makes perfect sense. I
would do the exact same thing. Well, you know, on
that note, there's a lot of scam artists out there. Yes,
you know, people send you emails and stuff like that,

(23:21):
and then there are stupid criminals. There's this guy. This
guy just got arrested for stealing thirty seven thousand dollars.
I'm going to say that number again because I think
it bears repeating. He stole thirty seven thousand dollars worth
of legos from two dozen Target stores. He just kept
doing it over and over again.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
The Wataga Police said twenty eight year old Winston Love
stole from twenty three Target stores two months, fourteen cities,
mostly around the Dallas area, the metroplexas okay as we
call it here in Houston. Love, who was later found
with eight outstanding warrants and illegal narconics, is also suspected
of being part of a larger theft spanning Texas and Oklahoma.
I gotta tell you, I'm gonna play naive herero on this.

(24:02):
I didn't I've heard there are adults who collect legos
and they're way more expensive than you think.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
But I didn't realize it was this big of a deal. Yeah,
but I mean, think about it this way. What was
the motive? What was the intent? Was he giving these legos,
like thirty seven grand of legos to like children's charities
so he could be like a modern day Robin Hood?

Speaker 2 (24:19):
What if he was using the legos to build a
fort to protect his virginity.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Oh he might need I don't know. He's a handsome
looking fellow. He might need about fifty grand worth. Oh yeah,
that is a good looking guy right there. I'm just
popping jokes this morning. What's something weird that you collect?
Do you collect anything, Steve? No, No, really nothing, guns?
Am I I mean? I mean that's to me, that's
not a weird collection. Though, that's a necessary collection.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Guns are No, you're right, but like, how many guns
do you need versus how many do you have?

Speaker 4 (24:48):
If?

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Okay, so you don't have to answer that on the note,
I was fine. Just think about it this way. If
you think you need it, you do need it. That's fair. Yeah,
I would agree with that, and Emma as well. Just
have enough I have.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
I have multiple guns, and I love having firearms. I
feel safe even though I live in a high rise
in the city with security and you.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Know, it's hard to get to me.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
But even if you do get to me, when you
get there, there's a six foot three guy who lifts
weights and has guns. Now all that and attack dog
named Milton, and Milton Milton will gnaw your face off.
I've told Milton before, if I starved to death in
this condo, I want you to eat me.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
I don't want you to die a little buddy. How
did he respond, I give you permission. I mean, I
don't think he didn't like that. I don't think. But still,
wouldn't you want your loved ones? Okay? If you were
in a frozen type situation, Steve, If.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
You guys, if it's weirdly you live out in the
country or whatever distance outside of Houston. Correct, if you
got buried in the snow out there and some weird fluke,
you know, mother nature, climate change, reverse situation?

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Right, would you want your family to eat your dead body?
Me too? I mean, it is against religion to eat
the flesh, right, is it? I think so? Well, the
rules were different back then. I don't know. Maybe we'll
just revert back to the Old Testament. I don't even know.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Back in the Old Testament, I think Leviticus said don't
eat shellfish. But they were saying that because we didn't
have crawfish and Cajun seasoning, and the.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
World changed, you know, for the better. Though.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
They all love crawfish. And don't mix seeds. Have you
ever heard that don't mix seeds? There's a thing in Leviticus.
It's like, don't take your rose seeds and plant them
with your keen wah or whatever.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
But racists will read that in the Bible and go, aha,
I shouldn't have a black girlfriend. Oh okay, and I
don't think that's so. They'll take this passage to uh like, oh,
in a racial relationship shouldn't exist.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yeah, well, speaking of black girlfriends, you're nervous, aren't you.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Yeah, I'm like, where's this going?

Speaker 2 (26:40):
I will tell you my favorite black woman in the
news right now. I love when there's a loud black
woman in the news because they could just say things
that an average nerdy white guy like me can't say.
I mean, I would say it anyway, but I'm not
supposed to. This woman's name is Tish Hyman's. She appears
to be sorry, I didn't mean to start playing the audience.
She appears to be a lesbian in Los ange Jelius.

(27:00):
She's a recording artist. She's done music with Puff Daddy
and Kanye. Have you seen Tish Hymen yet?

Speaker 8 (27:05):
No?

Speaker 1 (27:05):
I have not. But this is kind of part of
the course, par for the course of what Steve California.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Oh okay, yeah, so Tish Hyman is apparently besides being
a black lesbian, she's politically moderate compared to the other
people at Gold's Gym in Los Angeles. She recently got
kicked out of Golds Gym for voicing her concerned about
a white male pervert walking around in the women's locker room.
Tish said, what are you doing to protect real women?
Now you're on Twitter? I bet you do know who

(27:30):
Scott Wiener is? Do you know who that is? Scott
Wiener is a state senator in California. Nobody should know
who he is outside of California, but weirdly, people do
know who he is because of social media. One of
his the highlights of his career is they had a
gay street festival in California somewhere where men, fully grown
men were relieving themselves on each other in at children's pool,

(27:52):
and he was on the news defending it, saying it
was a clean it was good, clean fun, it was
a good time. It was mostly harmless. H if you
look for it, yeah, well deport Well. Unfortunately he was
born in America. I don't care for anyway, So these
two worlds collided. Here's angry black lesbian Tish Hyman meeting
Scott Wiener shortly after she was kicked out of a
golden gym for a voice and concerned about a guy

(28:13):
in a women's locker room.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Play the tape. Please, that's the.

Speaker 8 (28:16):
Only black lesbian here.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Please ask you the question, because.

Speaker 6 (28:20):
To do that?

Speaker 2 (28:21):
All right now, real quick. She has already asserted she's
playing the liberal.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Oh yeah, she's name dropping as the only black lesbian here.
I believe, I.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Believe the term you're looking for is the woke Olympics.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
No, it's true.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
It's like, why why was Karine Jean Pierre so so important?

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Oh? Because she's black and lesbian.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
A queer, black foreigner who is the first ever press secretary.
Now you're starting to wonder what does any of that
have to do with anything? It doesn't have anything to
do with anything, does it.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
But liberals, with their white gelt, they love this.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
So I will tell you, even though this normally annoys
me when people do what she just said, excuse me,
State Senator Wiener has the only black lesbian here?

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Right, Normally that annoys me. In this con text, this is, oh, Scott,
you're about to lose a debate You've already lost. She
hasn't even made the point.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
She could make the point that everybody should get free
tutsi rolls and bomb bobs up right, and you're like,
we can't afford free tutsi rolls.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
If I was there, I would have been like, as
the only white straight guy here, right, mister Wainer, I
don't think it's gonna work for you. Sorry, sorry, that's
the only.

Speaker 8 (29:24):
Black lesbian here. Can I please ask you a question?

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Because I flew here to do that?

Speaker 4 (29:28):
More?

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (29:30):
As a lesbian woman who was attacked in a woman's locker.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Woman, go, why is she reading it? This is her
whole plot, of her whole life. Is that on a
paper towel. This is the only reason she's famous.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
She's a queer, black lesbian woman who got a constant
in a gold gym by a man dressed as a woman.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
She needs to read whatever finds gim.

Speaker 8 (29:48):
This week by a self identifying trans with the documenting
history of domestic violence. I'm deeply concerned about women's safety
and female only faces. What would you say to women
who are seeking assurance that this safety will be protected
from men who, by California law to some idea as

(30:09):
women intowement only space?

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Sir? All right, so the tension is high here, right?

Speaker 2 (30:13):
You can already tell now Scott Wiener has done something
to try to assert his dominance.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
To see what it was.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yeah, Gavin Knarso style, he did one of these. He's like, oh,
I better play the role of the governor right here.
This black lesbian isn't aware of the fact that a
man dressed as a woman counts as a woman in
the Golden State. So I will cross my legs. I
will smash my genitals together so as probably into his backside, obviously,
so as to prepare for the conversation. It's a little

(30:39):
bit like, you know, a scorpion raising its tail, that
kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Except what the scroed him. He saw him cross his legs.
You thought nothing of it. No, that's part of it
for sure. That's poster all right, go ahead, cross legged?

Speaker 2 (30:51):
State Senator Scott Wiener, who thinks it's okay to relieve
yourself in a kiddie pull in front of children, out
of public street. What is your response to black lesbian
tisheymen who did not like looking at a guy in
the women's locker rooms?

Speaker 4 (31:02):
Tell me, yeah, so we want, I mean, everyone to
be safe, and we also know that you know, we
have trans people, both men and women who are men
and women, and uh, you know, so you're trans women
are women.

Speaker 8 (31:23):
Senator, You've done great things with the bills you've passed
with the housing. I've read a lot of your bills,
but and like you said.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
There are bills that need to be opened up.

Speaker 8 (31:30):
And I'm telling you now, millions of women across America
of your harassed and sexually assaulted in lack of room.
So I'm lesbian, black women. I'm not transphobic, I'm not homophobic,
and I do respect a lot of the things you've done.
But I do see a lot of these bills that
you've passed that are dangerous for women and young children.
And I understand that you're trying to be on a
level playing field.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
I'm gonna pasitive right here for just a second, Steve
to us, this is just another weird, crazy moment in
the Texas, in this California state legislature. It's the uners
section of different people playing their victimhood for a living
like it's a cello at a four string orchestra.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
This is an interesting moment in the culture war for
the left. This is an interesting infighting moment ten fifteen
years from now, there are going to be three bathrooms
in every public facility everywhere, for sure.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
In California, not Texas. Maybe not in Texas, but probably
Houston metros. Yeah, yeah, the major cities, and we will
refer to those bathrooms as tish Hyman's. That is I'm
telling you, no, Steve, I'm telling you, someday you're trying
to really think she's like, oh man.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Someday someone's gonna be like, I need to relieve myself
and you're gonna be like the Ladi's room. They're gonna
be like, no, the tish Hymen. Oh, the tish Hyman. Oh,
we have a Tish Hyman on the third floor. Unfortunately,
there's no tish Hyman here on the seventh floor. But
if you go down to the third floor past the
gender neutral bathroom, walk past the family bathroom, there's a
there's a box there where men put their tampons, and
you'll find the tish Hyman room right there.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
And we are Is this like the modern day Rosa Parks? Yes, yes, okay,
of course, because I kind of stuttered a second ago,
I was like, ah, should I say that? But no, no,
it's okay. This is the right radio station.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Yeah, all right down the hall at our sister station, KTRHU.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Would be banned from the radio. Oh my, but here
on this radio station where this is my conservative safe space.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Yeah okay, on this radio station where you could say
retards and that sorted.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
It's funny. Okay, Yeah, good, we're good. We're good to go. Hey,
I'm Kenny Webster.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
I really enjoyed entertaining everybody with us here with my
good friend at Steve love Zamo, a weekly contributor here
at KPRC AM nine fifty for your contributions will allow
you to take anything you want out of the employee refrigerator.
I see today you've chosen a Celsius energy drink. It's amazing,
very good choice. Anything else we want to say before
we run?

Speaker 1 (33:51):
I don't know, man, looking forward to the gun rich.
I'm Kenny Webster. I love you all.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
We'll see you Brian early tomorrow morning. For more of
what you bought a radio for.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
You could get really great? Did you know Austin Terson
runs our online story.

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I'm going slow here soon, you know, dot ILOVEWJ dot com.
Here you see an AI generated picture of me and
Steve wearing this very jacket I love. It's not often
cold enough I get to wear this jacket.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
And you see.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
We've got the Helen Keller Memorial gun range shirts, forty
five and forty seven, hats, lots of Golf of America stuff.

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The money we raise in the store goes towards wheelchairs
for warriors.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
It's a great cause. Steve and I got a run.
I love you all.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Will see you Brian early for more of what you
bought a radio for. Right here on Kprcam nine to fifty.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
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