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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From Golden Earring. I think I know they have a
new album out, new old music. Say, I think they
re released it. I don't know. I just we subscribe
to a service that gives us new music, and Golden
Earring popped up in it. But they don't tell us why.
Radar Lot, Well, they have a new album called something
on the double. It's called Okay then all right, speaking
(00:20):
of new stuff, Oh no, new is old. Old is news.
Kicked al a plane, kicked al a plane. Here's some money,
got kicked a plane. Ever since the pandemic, we've noticed
there's almost a news story every day about an insane
person on an airplane getting kicked off the plane for
doing exactly what you think they would do exactly. And
(00:41):
this report's brought to you by Can't Behave.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
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We have a nice early Christmas gift from Cherry, the
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Speaker 1 (01:04):
And uh, she's a.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Big, big listener of the show, and she just thought
we might enjoy some of their exotic skins that they'd
make into belts and wallets and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Now I looked into it, they do have really great
stuff made out of like ostrich and alligator and stuff.
They do not have a belt made out of human
skin yet, not yet. No, well the demand isn't there.
But they said, now that you've suggested it, that I
want one. They have a list of all the people
that want one, and right now it's just you, all right,
So at all jokes aside. This is a great local
(01:35):
Southern brand. If you're looking for a cool gift for someone,
tell me that website to Renoleather is a dot com. Yeah, okay,
all right. It is time for the tail of a
pottymouth passenger taking a stand and losing her seat. Not
that kind of seat. A United Airlines passenger's meltdown went
viral after the irate women lobbed a few choice words
(01:56):
at a poised flight attendant during a delay on the
tarmac at the Newark Liberty International Airport. Nothing good happens
at that airport. Why do they have the word liberty
in there? You think? Don't know? A fellow traveler captured
the woman's entire tirade, which quickly garnered over a half
a million views on talk tic since it was posted
last month. This did not happen over the weekend. It
(02:17):
just has gone viral since then. And anyway, the woman
went absolutely nuts, and apparently they had to return back
to the gate to remove her.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
What was her little problem there that drove her mad?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
All right? So he got this blonde lady stuck in
the window seat, shovels out of her row, crosses paths
the flight attendant moving down the aisle. The crew member
pauses but does appear to say anything, doesn't appear to
say anything. Still, the honery traveler snaps, Why did she snap?
She said? The flight attendant merely makes way for her
and takes that. They said that she's getting up. She's
(02:49):
allowed to stand up, She said, when you keep us
on the tarmac for an hour, I'm allowed to stand up.
That was what she was mad about.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
So she was just mad that now everybody else was
also kept right, wasn't just her? Yeah, yeah, the whole
plane had to go through this, but she was the
only one who had to mouth off.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
She wanted to get up apparently. Then, in a moment
of karmac glory, the testy traveler realizes she's being recorded
and goes dead silent. She drags her gaze away from
the phone and tries to play it cool. The witness
who recorded the encounter later shared an update and explained
that their flight to Charleston, South Carolina was delayed for
three hours before they even boarded, then halted for another
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hour and a half on the tarmac.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Do you think it had anything to do with maybe
it wasn't safe or do you think they just really
wanted to inconvenience this one blonde lady.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I bet that was it.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I bet the air traffic controllers, the pilots, the stewards, stewardesses,
they all got together and said, let's see if we
can't piss off this little blonde lady right here, and
then they did.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I don't know if you know this about me, but
I do have some experience with entitled blonde women. I
did not know that, and this is very common, it
turns out now from there, other passengers tried to calm
the woman down, but to no avail. Did they tell
her to calm She started spiraling and eventually had to
be escorted off the plane. She said. Another person who
was sitting next to her trying to tell the screaming
woman to please chill. But apparently when you tell an angry,
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insane woman to calm down, it doesn't work. The hell
you say, I know who knew? The shrinking passengers started
telling other people to kill themselves, and then went on
a long winded monologue about how difficult her life is.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I could calm down, or you could all kill yourselves.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
That that seems appropriate. At this point, a gentleman in
the next row said, look, we all have somewhere to be.
My mom's funeral is tomorrow, and that just kind of
put everything into perspective for everyone. Mmm. Of course, on
the other hand, it's not like his mom's coming back
to life. Well, no, I wouldn't think anyway. The fellow
passenger assured the flight attendants were actual angels all the while,
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that everybody stayed calm and anyway, as you know, the
government has been quite embroiled in a lot of controversy
lately with the airplanes because of this whole government shutdown thing.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I heard something about that, and.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
That this instiant which is just making the news now
may have occurred in the window of time when there
was a short or a low amount of the air
traffic controllers.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Well, we're all on the head with the travel this weekend.
A it was very busy holiday travel season, what with
Wednesday and Thursday and then coming back home from wherever
you went. Oh, the air traffic, the road traffic, everything,
millions and millions of people moving about. And then on
top of that, the winter storms that finally appeared, and
(05:30):
that slows down some air travel too. Now, what do
you think they would say if they went ahead and
decided to take off in the midst of a winter storm,
or they couldn't see because of the blinding snow, and
the wings weren't operating right because of the ice that
had attached themselves. But they said, you know what, the
last thing we want is a bunch of negative publicity.
So do we just take off anyway and then it
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crashes and burns and everybody on board dies.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Sounds like they're gonna get some negative publicity anyway. Sounds
like it. No, let's just go ahead and do the
right thing. What do you say, Well, as you know,
it's that time of year when people are real tense
and it all starts with Thanksgiving. Of course, there is
good news in the city at Portland, they have just
had a lighting of And if everybody in the room
could watch me while I do this city hall.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
No, oh, there's sometimes a police station. Sometimes they'll light
a police station up.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
No, no, no. In Portland they just did the lighting
of the tree. The tree, the tree. You mean the
Christmas tree. No? No, what No, it's not a Christmas tree,
a holiday tree. No, no, it's just the tree. Did
you guys read this yet? Or no? Am I the
only one. Portland has sparked our outrage after stripping its
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Christmas tree of its name.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Oh the tree, Oh the.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Tree, the trees very tall. Thousands gathered together in Pioneer
Courthouse Square for Oregon City's forty first annual tree lighting
on Friday night.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Leader, Wait wait, Bill, did they call it the tree
lighting for forty one years? No, that's a little inaccurate.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
No, for forty years they called it a Christmas tree lighting.
This year they just called it a tree. And they
had all these leaders and speakers, government officials, public figures
gathered together, and nobody used the word Christmas at any
point during this entire event, including during the ceremony itself
or in the events adds to promote the lighting of
the tree. The festive occasion was kicked off with a
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woman from the Confederated Tribes of Warm Springs because obviously
thanking everyone in the crowd for coming out on Native
American Heritage Day. Yeah wait, now, I know what you're thinking.
What's the difference between that and Indigenous People Day. Well,
Indigenous People Day is specifically a middle finger to Catholic Italians.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Or on Columbus Day. This is separate from that.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
This is more of a middle finger to all Christians
of all denominations, just to let you know we hate
you all equally. She introduced two younger men members of
the tribe who refer to the celebration only as the
tree lighting, before handing the microphone over to another featured speaker.
Now this is where it goes from dumb to crazy.
Draped in a Palestinian flag, of course, the woman used
(08:14):
her stage time to lead the crowd in a Free
Palestine Chance, which I don't know if you're aware of
this or not, but is mostly an Islamic country.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Ah boy, the Free Palestine Chance, that's a Christmas tradition
we wouldn't want to live without.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
And in this is a culture they don't believe in
a quality between men and women, or gay rights or
any of those things, which really makes Jesus, No, certainly
not Jesus. She said. Can I get a free free Palestine?
She asked, as some members of the crowd were heard obliging.
Others looked around, confused. Why is there a woman on
stage with a job standing next to a woman in
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a Native American headdress? I thought this was about Christmas,
someone said, and that person was quickly chased down the street.
They have to go, and they stoned them to death. No,
they didn't do that, led the crowd in a strong
woman's song, performing alongside two young children and another woman
who weirdly had a penis. But that is often the
tradition in Portland, where a lot of women at penises.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
We're assuming they can't play any songs at this time
of the year that might mention the sea word, like
all I want for.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Christmas is you. All I want for my secular holiday
season is free Palestine. Hell, how came with Jeffrey says
retard to Chuckie Schumer. Soon mar Con democratis.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
And Wolton and Johnson isn't gonna upset a lot of
the the new Americans that just came here recently from say,
Afghanistan and in other places, you know, the ones that
are in the news a lot lately.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah, when we say Americans, we're putting them in quotes,
kind of like the Portland Christmas Tree Americans.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, the quotation mark. Now they've done it, though, whoever
did this? And they're looking into it. Somebody beheaded the
baby Jesus? What they beheaded baby Jesus?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Gosh, hang on a second, let me do some police work.
What kind of people like to behead others when they
don't agree with their religious beliefs. We have no idea
exactly something that the Hindus routinely profiling, are you well,
you know, the best police work involves a little profiling.
Do the Jews of a history of beheading people? I
mean it's probably not a Christian, not so much. And
(10:33):
the Jews don't say there was no Jesus. They just
say he wasn't the son of God. You know, Jesus Chory,
he walked around, people met him. You know, people talk
about the fact that, yeah, I met Jesus once. He's
a nice kid. But who where did this happen? Brussels?
Is that the name of an actual place? Apparently that's
a vegetable? Do they make a city out of that too?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I don't think they mentioned the sprouts. Brussels wherever that
is had a Nativity scene? Well, well, you know, this
might not have been your typical beheads. The redesigned Nativity
scene display is made of recycled fabric featuring faithless patchwork figures,
(11:21):
and it was unveiled at part of Brussel's Christmas program.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Maybe there's a religious group of people out there who
hate patchwork.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
It is intended to draw attention and be inclusive mix
of skin tones. The redesign replaced the traditional carved figures
of Mary, Joseph and Jesus with some life size cloth dolls,
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and it was met with immediate pushback from residents. They
said this basically removed the religious identity out of the
Nativity scene and replaced it with a woke political message.
But maybe that's why baby Jesus was beheaded, because he
wasn't really baby Jesus. He was a faceless patchwork quilt thing.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Eh. Well, now I don't know what to think, all right, Well,
in the meantime, we have some femicide in the Netherlands.
Dutch prosecutors are looking into what they're calling a honor killing. Now,
no way to know what happened here, but these are
just average run of the mill people in the Netherlands
with very Netherlandish names.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Has honor killing been a thing in the Netherlands for
you know, ever since they were the Netherlands for uh,
you know, maybe for about the last decade or so back.
Not centuries, no, no, not real long. No, it's more
of a twenty first century thing.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Anyway. These Netherland people just as Netherlandish as it gets. Uplands.
Mohammed al Najar, age twenty three and Muhanad al Najar,
aged twenty five or standing trial in the Netherlands after
pair was accused of killing their sister, eighteen year old
Rhon al Najar, over the belief probably begging for it
she was bringing shame to the family by acting to
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Western they put Western in quotes. The eighteen year old
girl was found drowned in a swamp six days after
she was reported missing under her fingernails. Investigators found her
father's DNA, leading investigators to believe she fought back before
being killed. Judge prosecutors said Rhon was killed for behaving
in a Western manner by having a boyfriend, which brought
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shame to her family. Her brothers, according to the prosecutors,
drove Rion too the swamp, where she was gagged or
strained way down and then thrown in the water. A
fingerprint belonging to one of the brothers was also found
on her phone case, which was tucked into her shoe.
And I gotta say, I'm sure I speak for everyone
when I say I wish these average, run of the
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mill Dutch people would quit murdering their family members for
behaving in a manner in which is very typical of
people from a Netherland culture. Yeah, yeah, no Neanderthal.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
But is it your business to get into the that's
day culture. Maybe that's just day culture and you don't
understand it, and you think anything you don't understand is wrong.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Well, if that's day culture, then who am I to judge?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
That's the whole point. Yeah, you just got to let
that happen.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Boy, I feel like these uh do we need to
come up with an intro for a reoccurring segment called
honor Killings on the show.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Well We're getting there.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I really thought the Muslim stuff was going to simmer
down a few years back. Boy was I naive? Yeah,
it turns out no, no, not even a little bit.
While it Hub has ranked the country's most sinful cities
number one, of course, he is Las Vegas. Coming in
second was Epstein's Islandville, Florida. I guess that. Okay, yeah,
that was on the list too. Makes perfect sense. And
(14:45):
another study finds that fame reduces a musician's lifespan, which
is which is another way of saying that tone loke
will live forever. Very sweet, thank you. I'm proud of
that one. It was nice. Report today on Axios details
how Social Security's day of reckoning is nearly here. For decades,
(15:07):
people have fretted about the financial sustainability of America's Bedrock
retirement income program. Now, apparently social Security is precarious. Fiscal
state is an issue for the here and now, not
for a decade from now, okay, and how to fix
it is set to be a defining political fight over
the next few years, with millions of Americans benefits and
the fiscal future of the United States at stake. Nobody
(15:30):
in US politics wants to raise the Social Security to
age seventy because that would make them what they say,
I wouldn't be able to get re elected. Oh but boy,
it looks like we're going to have to do something soon.
When we came up with Social Security, the average lifespan
was well below seventy and now it's way over seventy. So,
and the retirement age in this country is not what
(15:54):
it used to be. No, people are living longer than
they were back then. I know nobody wants to hear this.
Someone's already writing angry email. Kenny. That's easy for you
to share. You're in your forties. Yeah, but I'm also
I know how to do math. Guys. This isn't gonna
It's pretty simple. We're not having enough babies. People are
living too long. I don't want to start going around
euthanizing the old people. So what else are our options?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
If people won't go out and just start making more babies,
We're gonna have to bring them in from other countries.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Oh god, that's their argument.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
That is exactly what they're gonna tell you.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Well, don't look at me. I did my part. I
tried for years to have kids. It didn't work that
you know of. No one of them rang the doorbell tomorrow.
That'd be cool, but I don't think I have any
out there.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
That's just your pride talking now, Kenny. I mean, I
hate to slap you down here, but if some young
man or woman out there suddenly found out that you
were their daddy, you really think they're gonna.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Like admit it to people? I mean no, you know
they no, they gonna try to keep lid on that. Yeah,
but then they wouldn't be entitled to tens of dollars exactly,
my boy, there's at least a dozen dollars in my
underwear drawer with your name on it. Young Man, woman
are gender neutral. You keep your money in your undeath.
(17:07):
I don't wear underwear. Who am I king?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
You know?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
I was pretty sure you did. I can't afford underwear.
It's not like I'm sexy. I just didn't know it's
too in this economy. Who could afford that?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
We're asking you want to have some of that up
here because it probably disappear. The email is just chock
full of folks that are getting in on this whole
missing coffee mug situation. We've got a rampant crime going
on here, the case of the missing coffee mug. Let's see,
(17:37):
Kevin says, it's the cleaning crew. Don't blame your co
workers that I've worked in the oil and gas working
the energy corridor, and every year between Thanksgiving and New
Year's we have to lock up everything. If it ain't
nailed down, the cleaning crews gonna help themselves.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
I just am surprised someone would want to steal a
corffee mug that says we should kill all the Muslims.
I didn't understand one. But by the way, I don't
think we should do that.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
That's what your mug did say that.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
It said that on it said adamize the Intafada. Now
it's not my position that we do that. That's just
what was written on a coffee man.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
I don't think most of the cleaning crew around here
knows what that means.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
I don't think they know how to speak English. But
that's besides the base.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
That's exactly what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I think they just liked the coffee mug. If you
want to steal my coffee mug, just remember my balls
have been in that coffee mug many, many times.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Also question about the airport art. Do you think it's
possible that that airport art in Houston is akin to
the Hunter Biden so called you know, air quote art,
by which I mean, how much of that is really
just a way to slip money from the public funds
into some private hands under the cover of some failed
(18:51):
art students' sidewalk scribblings.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
It does sound a lot like it is money laundering
most modern art we've learned because a Hunter Biden is
just a way to under money or prime somebody.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
We had no idea, but boy, now you see how
easy it is. Now you want to get in on that,
don't you. We're in the wrong line of work. I think,
down like a cloud chotty, Down like a cloud jotty.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
But stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson
From Golden Earring. I think I know they have a
new album out, new old music. Say, I think they
re released it. I don't know. I just we subscribe
to a service that gives us new music, and Golden
Earring popped up in it. But they don't tell us why.
Radar Lot, Well, they have a new album called something
on the double. It's called Okay then all right, speaking
(00:20):
of new stuff, Oh no, new is old. Old is news.
Kicked al a plane, kicked al a plane. Here's some money,
got kicked a plane. Ever since the pandemic, we've noticed
there's almost a news story every day about an insane
person on an airplane getting kicked off the plane for
doing exactly what you think they would do exactly. And
(00:41):
this report's brought to you by Can't Behave.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Oh, the report has brought to us by a Torono
leather company. I bet you're familiar with them.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Huh. I have heard good things. Very Yeah, that beautiful.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
We have a nice early Christmas gift from Cherry, the
co owner of the Ternoleather Come it's torenoleather dot com
if you won't take a look at it.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
And uh, she's a.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Big, big listener of the show, and she just thought
we might enjoy some of their exotic skins that they'd
make into belts and wallets and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Now I looked into it, they do have really great
stuff made out of like ostrich and alligator and stuff.
They do not have a belt made out of human
skin yet, not yet. No, well the demand isn't there.
But they said, now that you've suggested it, that I
want one. They have a list of all the people
that want one, and right now it's just you, all right,
So at all jokes aside. This is a great local
(01:35):
Southern brand. If you're looking for a cool gift for someone,
tell me that website to Renoleather is a dot com. Yeah, okay,
all right. It is time for the tail of a
pottymouth passenger taking a stand and losing her seat. Not
that kind of seat. A United Airlines passenger's meltdown went
viral after the irate women lobbed a few choice words
(01:56):
at a poised flight attendant during a delay on the
tarmac at the Newark Liberty International Airport. Nothing good happens
at that airport. Why do they have the word liberty
in there? You think? Don't know? A fellow traveler captured
the woman's entire tirade, which quickly garnered over a half
a million views on talk tic since it was posted
last month. This did not happen over the weekend. It
(02:17):
just has gone viral since then. And anyway, the woman
went absolutely nuts, and apparently they had to return back
to the gate to remove her.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
What was her little problem there that drove her mad?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
All right? So he got this blonde lady stuck in
the window seat, shovels out of her row, crosses paths
the flight attendant moving down the aisle. The crew member
pauses but does appear to say anything, doesn't appear to
say anything. Still, the honery traveler snaps, Why did she snap?
She said? The flight attendant merely makes way for her
and takes that. They said that she's getting up. She's
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allowed to stand up, She said, when you keep us
on the tarmac for an hour, I'm allowed to stand up.
That was what she was mad about.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
So she was just mad that now everybody else was
also kept right, wasn't just her? Yeah, yeah, the whole
plane had to go through this, but she was the
only one who had to mouth off.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
She wanted to get up apparently. Then, in a moment
of karmac glory, the testy traveler realizes she's being recorded
and goes dead silent. She drags her gaze away from
the phone and tries to play it cool. The witness
who recorded the encounter later shared an update and explained
that their flight to Charleston, South Carolina was delayed for
three hours before they even boarded, then halted for another
(03:27):
hour and a half on the tarmac.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Do you think it had anything to do with maybe
it wasn't safe or do you think they just really
wanted to inconvenience this one blonde lady.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I bet that was it.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I bet the air traffic controllers, the pilots, the stewards, stewardesses,
they all got together and said, let's see if we
can't piss off this little blonde lady right here, and
then they did.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I don't know if you know this about me, but
I do have some experience with entitled blonde women. I
did not know that, and this is very common, it
turns out now from there, other passengers tried to calm
the woman down, but to no avail. Did they tell
her to calm She started spiraling and eventually had to
be escorted off the plane. She said. Another person who
was sitting next to her trying to tell the screaming
woman to please chill. But apparently when you tell an angry,
(04:10):
insane woman to calm down, it doesn't work. The hell
you say, I know who knew? The shrinking passengers started
telling other people to kill themselves, and then went on
a long winded monologue about how difficult her life is.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I could calm down, or you could all kill yourselves.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
That that seems appropriate. At this point, a gentleman in
the next row said, look, we all have somewhere to be.
My mom's funeral is tomorrow, and that just kind of
put everything into perspective for everyone. Mmm. Of course, on
the other hand, it's not like his mom's coming back
to life. Well, no, I wouldn't think anyway. The fellow
passenger assured the flight attendants were actual angels all the while,
(04:47):
that everybody stayed calm and anyway, as you know, the
government has been quite embroiled in a lot of controversy
lately with the airplanes because of this whole government shutdown thing.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I heard something about that, and.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
That this instiant which is just making the news now
may have occurred in the window of time when there
was a short or a low amount of the air
traffic controllers.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Well, we're all on the head with the travel this weekend.
A it was very busy holiday travel season, what with
Wednesday and Thursday and then coming back home from wherever
you went. Oh, the air traffic, the road traffic, everything,
millions and millions of people moving about. And then on
top of that, the winter storms that finally appeared, and
(05:30):
that slows down some air travel too. Now, what do
you think they would say if they went ahead and
decided to take off in the midst of a winter storm,
or they couldn't see because of the blinding snow, and
the wings weren't operating right because of the ice that
had attached themselves. But they said, you know what, the
last thing we want is a bunch of negative publicity.
So do we just take off anyway and then it
(05:50):
crashes and burns and everybody on board dies.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Sounds like they're gonna get some negative publicity anyway. Sounds
like it. No, let's just go ahead and do the
right thing. What do you say, Well, as you know,
it's that time of year when people are real tense
and it all starts with Thanksgiving. Of course, there is
good news in the city at Portland, they have just
had a lighting of And if everybody in the room
could watch me while I do this city hall.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
No, oh, there's sometimes a police station. Sometimes they'll light
a police station up.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
No, no, no. In Portland they just did the lighting
of the tree. The tree, the tree. You mean the
Christmas tree. No? No, what No, it's not a Christmas tree,
a holiday tree. No, no, it's just the tree. Did
you guys read this yet? Or no? Am I the
only one. Portland has sparked our outrage after stripping its
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Christmas tree of its name.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Oh the tree, Oh the.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Tree, the trees very tall. Thousands gathered together in Pioneer
Courthouse Square for Oregon City's forty first annual tree lighting
on Friday night.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Leader, Wait wait, Bill, did they call it the tree
lighting for forty one years? No, that's a little inaccurate.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
No, for forty years they called it a Christmas tree lighting.
This year they just called it a tree. And they
had all these leaders and speakers, government officials, public figures
gathered together, and nobody used the word Christmas at any
point during this entire event, including during the ceremony itself
or in the events adds to promote the lighting of
the tree. The festive occasion was kicked off with a
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woman from the Confederated Tribes of Warm Springs because obviously
thanking everyone in the crowd for coming out on Native
American Heritage Day. Yeah wait, now, I know what you're thinking.
What's the difference between that and Indigenous People Day. Well,
Indigenous People Day is specifically a middle finger to Catholic Italians.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Or on Columbus Day. This is separate from that.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
This is more of a middle finger to all Christians
of all denominations, just to let you know we hate
you all equally. She introduced two younger men members of
the tribe who refer to the celebration only as the
tree lighting, before handing the microphone over to another featured speaker.
Now this is where it goes from dumb to crazy.
Draped in a Palestinian flag, of course, the woman used
(08:14):
her stage time to lead the crowd in a Free
Palestine Chance, which I don't know if you're aware of
this or not, but is mostly an Islamic country.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Ah boy, the Free Palestine Chance, that's a Christmas tradition
we wouldn't want to live without.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
And in this is a culture they don't believe in
a quality between men and women, or gay rights or
any of those things, which really makes Jesus, No, certainly
not Jesus. She said. Can I get a free free Palestine?
She asked, as some members of the crowd were heard obliging.
Others looked around, confused. Why is there a woman on
stage with a job standing next to a woman in
(08:50):
a Native American headdress? I thought this was about Christmas,
someone said, and that person was quickly chased down the street.
They have to go, and they stoned them to death. No,
they didn't do that, led the crowd in a strong
woman's song, performing alongside two young children and another woman
who weirdly had a penis. But that is often the
tradition in Portland, where a lot of women at penises.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
We're assuming they can't play any songs at this time
of the year that might mention the sea word, like
all I want for.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Christmas is you. All I want for my secular holiday
season is free Palestine. Hell, how came with Jeffrey says
retard to Chuckie Schumer. Soon mar Con democratis.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
And Wolton and Johnson isn't gonna upset a lot of
the the new Americans that just came here recently from say,
Afghanistan and in other places, you know, the ones that
are in the news a lot lately.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah, when we say Americans, we're putting them in quotes,
kind of like the Portland Christmas Tree Americans.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, the quotation mark. Now they've done it, though, whoever
did this? And they're looking into it. Somebody beheaded the
baby Jesus? What they beheaded baby Jesus?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Gosh, hang on a second, let me do some police work.
What kind of people like to behead others when they
don't agree with their religious beliefs. We have no idea
exactly something that the Hindus routinely profiling, are you well,
you know, the best police work involves a little profiling.
Do the Jews of a history of beheading people? I
mean it's probably not a Christian, not so much. And
(10:33):
the Jews don't say there was no Jesus. They just
say he wasn't the son of God. You know, Jesus Chory,
he walked around, people met him. You know, people talk
about the fact that, yeah, I met Jesus once. He's
a nice kid. But who where did this happen? Brussels?
Is that the name of an actual place? Apparently that's
a vegetable? Do they make a city out of that too?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I don't think they mentioned the sprouts. Brussels wherever that
is had a Nativity scene? Well, well, you know, this
might not have been your typical beheads. The redesigned Nativity
scene display is made of recycled fabric featuring faithless patchwork figures,
(11:21):
and it was unveiled at part of Brussel's Christmas program.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Maybe there's a religious group of people out there who
hate patchwork.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
It is intended to draw attention and be inclusive mix
of skin tones. The redesign replaced the traditional carved figures
of Mary, Joseph and Jesus with some life size cloth dolls,
(11:51):
and it was met with immediate pushback from residents. They
said this basically removed the religious identity out of the
Nativity scene and replaced it with a woke political message.
But maybe that's why baby Jesus was beheaded, because he
wasn't really baby Jesus. He was a faceless patchwork quilt thing.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Eh. Well, now I don't know what to think, all right, Well,
in the meantime, we have some femicide in the Netherlands.
Dutch prosecutors are looking into what they're calling a honor killing. Now,
no way to know what happened here, but these are
just average run of the mill people in the Netherlands
with very Netherlandish names.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Has honor killing been a thing in the Netherlands for
you know, ever since they were the Netherlands for uh,
you know, maybe for about the last decade or so back.
Not centuries, no, no, not real long. No, it's more
of a twenty first century thing.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Anyway. These Netherland people just as Netherlandish as it gets. Uplands.
Mohammed al Najar, age twenty three and Muhanad al Najar,
aged twenty five or standing trial in the Netherlands after
pair was accused of killing their sister, eighteen year old
Rhon al Najar, over the belief probably begging for it
she was bringing shame to the family by acting to
(13:07):
Western they put Western in quotes. The eighteen year old
girl was found drowned in a swamp six days after
she was reported missing under her fingernails. Investigators found her
father's DNA, leading investigators to believe she fought back before
being killed. Judge prosecutors said Rhon was killed for behaving
in a Western manner by having a boyfriend, which brought
(13:29):
shame to her family. Her brothers, according to the prosecutors,
drove Rion too the swamp, where she was gagged or
strained way down and then thrown in the water. A
fingerprint belonging to one of the brothers was also found
on her phone case, which was tucked into her shoe.
And I gotta say, I'm sure I speak for everyone
when I say I wish these average, run of the
(13:49):
mill Dutch people would quit murdering their family members for
behaving in a manner in which is very typical of
people from a Netherland culture. Yeah, yeah, no Neanderthal.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
But is it your business to get into the that's
day culture. Maybe that's just day culture and you don't
understand it, and you think anything you don't understand is wrong.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Well, if that's day culture, then who am I to judge?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
That's the whole point. Yeah, you just got to let
that happen.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Boy, I feel like these uh do we need to
come up with an intro for a reoccurring segment called
honor Killings on the show.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Well We're getting there.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I really thought the Muslim stuff was going to simmer
down a few years back. Boy was I naive? Yeah,
it turns out no, no, not even a little bit.
While it Hub has ranked the country's most sinful cities
number one, of course, he is Las Vegas. Coming in
second was Epstein's Islandville, Florida. I guess that. Okay, yeah,
that was on the list too. Makes perfect sense. And
(14:45):
another study finds that fame reduces a musician's lifespan, which
is which is another way of saying that tone loke
will live forever. Very sweet, thank you. I'm proud of
that one. It was nice. Report today on Axios details
how Social Security's day of reckoning is nearly here. For decades,
(15:07):
people have fretted about the financial sustainability of America's Bedrock
retirement income program. Now, apparently social Security is precarious. Fiscal
state is an issue for the here and now, not
for a decade from now, okay, and how to fix
it is set to be a defining political fight over
the next few years, with millions of Americans benefits and
the fiscal future of the United States at stake. Nobody
(15:30):
in US politics wants to raise the Social Security to
age seventy because that would make them what they say,
I wouldn't be able to get re elected. Oh but boy,
it looks like we're going to have to do something soon.
When we came up with Social Security, the average lifespan
was well below seventy and now it's way over seventy. So,
and the retirement age in this country is not what
(15:54):
it used to be. No, people are living longer than
they were back then. I know nobody wants to hear this.
Someone's already writing angry email. Kenny. That's easy for you
to share. You're in your forties. Yeah, but I'm also
I know how to do math. Guys. This isn't gonna
It's pretty simple. We're not having enough babies. People are
living too long. I don't want to start going around
euthanizing the old people. So what else are our options?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
If people won't go out and just start making more babies,
We're gonna have to bring them in from other countries.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Oh god, that's their argument.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
That is exactly what they're gonna tell you.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Well, don't look at me. I did my part. I
tried for years to have kids. It didn't work that
you know of. No one of them rang the doorbell tomorrow.
That'd be cool, but I don't think I have any
out there.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
That's just your pride talking now, Kenny. I mean, I
hate to slap you down here, but if some young
man or woman out there suddenly found out that you
were their daddy, you really think they're gonna.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Like admit it to people? I mean no, you know
they no, they gonna try to keep lid on that. Yeah,
but then they wouldn't be entitled to tens of dollars exactly,
my boy, there's at least a dozen dollars in my
underwear drawer with your name on it. Young Man, woman
are gender neutral. You keep your money in your undeath.
(17:07):
I don't wear underwear. Who am I king?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
You know?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
I was pretty sure you did. I can't afford underwear.
It's not like I'm sexy. I just didn't know it's
too in this economy. Who could afford that?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
We're asking you want to have some of that up
here because it probably disappear. The email is just chock
full of folks that are getting in on this whole
missing coffee mug situation. We've got a rampant crime going
on here, the case of the missing coffee mug. Let's see,
(17:37):
Kevin says, it's the cleaning crew. Don't blame your co
workers that I've worked in the oil and gas working
the energy corridor, and every year between Thanksgiving and New
Year's we have to lock up everything. If it ain't
nailed down, the cleaning crews gonna help themselves.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
I just am surprised someone would want to steal a
corffee mug that says we should kill all the Muslims.
I didn't understand one. But by the way, I don't
think we should do that.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
That's what your mug did say that.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
It said that on it said adamize the Intafada. Now
it's not my position that we do that. That's just
what was written on a coffee man.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
I don't think most of the cleaning crew around here
knows what that means.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
I don't think they know how to speak English. But
that's besides the base.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
That's exactly what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I think they just liked the coffee mug. If you
want to steal my coffee mug, just remember my balls
have been in that coffee mug many, many times.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Also question about the airport art. Do you think it's
possible that that airport art in Houston is akin to
the Hunter Biden so called you know, air quote art,
by which I mean, how much of that is really
just a way to slip money from the public funds
into some private hands under the cover of some failed
(18:51):
art students' sidewalk scribblings.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
It does sound a lot like it is money laundering
most modern art we've learned because a Hunter Biden is
just a way to under money or prime somebody.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
We had no idea, but boy, now you see how
easy it is. Now you want to get in on that,
don't you. We're in the wrong line of work. I think,
down like a cloud chotty, Down like a cloud jotty.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
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