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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Tablet. Catch you camp.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Oh that's Mexican radio. Yeah yeah, I like that me too.
That's good stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Are you still reading the emails that are still coming
in about coffee cups and things like that?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
What are people saying?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Oh, well, eating bananas is the next big thing.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Now what are they saying about eating bananas?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
One of the rules, and I'm sure you guys know this,
how our sexual men know, never make eye contact with
another man while eating a banana. Smart, That's that's just
a yeah. I mean they might as well just etch
that in stone and put it out at the Capitol
or somewhere.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I would agree. Yeah, absolutely remarkably true.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah yeah, if Kenny, you have you had your police
officer girlfriend look into the theft.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Of my coffee mark Now, it turns out they have
bigger cases to deal with.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
But well, excuse me, I thought there was a little something.
You know, maybe you get a little extra love if
you know, if you're dating a cop.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
One of the cool things about dating a cop though,
you know, because you and I have a weird schedule,
and you know, everybody here does. We all have a
weird schedule, and she is a weird schedule. It's not
like a nine to five thing, like a normal There
are a lot of advantages to all. Sure, And you
know it's not just because I'm a criminal and she's
not that obviously that's great the yin and yang thing there, but.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
You know, is she the ying or the yang? I'm
not sure the wing and the wang? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
What does that mean, mister Kenneth? Which one am? I?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
It's complicated. I don't know and not sure you're either one.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I'm about to submit another article to the Houston Chronicle,
and this time it's about closing the primaries. And I
got to tell you, I don't understand why the state
of Texas has open primaries. Nobody seems to be down
with it, except for the most corrupt of each political.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Party, ones who are benefiting. Obviously.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Now, for some reason, Governor Abbott is willing to spend
millions of dollars to keep the primaries closed. That's real
important to him. But you know, property tax relief. That
doesn't seem to matter at him at all. And I
might point out to people if that bothers you, that's
exactly why the primaries are open. That's why we get
a candidate like that, Exactly. How do y'all feel about
Rodney Harrison on the NFL. You guys a fan of
(02:03):
his commentary, I've.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Got no problem with him. Why am I supposed to?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I'm seeing this video everywhere on social media today. I'm
wondering what's going on with Rodney Harrison. There's a video
of the NFL legend and NBC analyst. It's gone viral
and fans are concerned, thoughts and prayers. He kind of
freezes up while he's live on the air. Let me
put this on the screen for you guys.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Over here, what Rodney's doing.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
If y'all want to just take a look at the
screen over here on the Sorry it's loading here we go,
all right, So here's a clip here he is. He's
all dressed in white for some reason and just organized.
He can run defense. I think they get their young
running back score tonight. And there it takes outs to
your favorite guy, Cortland Sudden.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, I'll look at what I forgot the crump.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
So Washington defense from that group, that's way to attack
that group tonight.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Do you believe the best way to attack from Washington?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
They just don't have There's a lot of stuff going on.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Something they don't have a lot of discipline on the
defensive side of the ball. Yeah, like there might have
been a couple of cheerleaders off screen that he could see.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Is it possible that he's not smart enough to form
thoughts so they're telling him what to say?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
No, it was cold. Look how they dressed. Man, it's
freezing as cold out there. Brother, don't deal with a
cold at good. See what I'm saying. The white man
is wearing Lake Bermuda shorts and Rodney is dressed up
like he's at the South Pole hunting penguins or something.
Whatever they do down now. I don't know what they do,
but he is. His brain is frozen, and they just
(03:37):
sit a black man out there to suffer that way.
They ought to be ashamed of themselves.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
All right, I'm glad you said it first because I
don't want to be accused of racism. But I'm a
screen right now. There's a white guy here just wearing
a sports cot with they can't have.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Gloves, a hat, he doesn't have a jacket, not even
a light sweater.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
And then Rodney is wearing.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
What Hartigan would have been appropriate.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, the white guy is just wearing a sport cut
with He's got the top button undone on his dress shirt.
And then Rodney's wearing a parka with gloves and a.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Scarf and mid hat and probably a thorough underwear on
underneath all that.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I don't know what is going on here, is Ronney? Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Well? We ain't all the same, right, Some of us
like to cold some of us don't. Some of us
like the water, you know, some of us some of
us don't. Some people like the beach for the vacation.
Some people like to go to the mountains. You know,
we all different. Why you want to why you want
to pick one out the start making fun of him.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I'm not picking anything on. I'm just noticing black guys
when it comes to swimming in cold weather. Uh, you
can do whatever you want. I would never jidge or
form any analysis or conclusions on I'm a big fan.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Of swimming in cold weather. Either no no swimming or
cold weather. Oh well then that's different. Yea.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Hey, But speaking of cold weather, the Walton Johnson Show
is gonna be doing a lot of remote broadcasting this
holiday season. We're gonna be spending quite a bit of
time up on the mountain with the the Walton. We
need a name for that studio. What do we call
it again, our Rocky Mountain Studios. I think it needs
a better name for the holidays, like Polar Studio one
or something like that.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Polar Studio one, like the Polar Express.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
They got that train in Durango that takes you or
you know, if you take it at the time of
year to Sada's workshop. Polar Express, the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, but people might get confused sometimes when you say
you're pulling a train on someone, then they might think
your time on something else?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
What would be?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I don't know. I just I've noticed people sure either
people get confused about that. I have no idea why.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
That may be the ugliest Republican woman I've seen in
a while.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Billyad's looking at Fox News right now.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I looked up and I saw her, and I was like, well,
that's clearly a Democrat, and apparently she's not.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
That's the prettiest girl in Minnesota, right, Maybe that's why
Prince killed himself with fentanyl Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Well, that explains it.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah. Verona Borough police in Pennsylvania arrested the Grinch after
he was caught stealing Christmas decorations and an ambulance and
removing holiday decorations from homes. A guy in a mask
in a costume was captured at a local shopping mall.
It was all caught on camera because apparently it was
all fake. Oh really yeah, yeah, they faked the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Funny how they get those things on camera?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Gary Howey or Gary Huey Hoey boy. I like his
version of Christmas song.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Well, he can play man. That guy can real.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
When he plays any Christmas song, he just rips it
to shreds, like, yeah, rip the knob off. He's almost
like the guitar equivalent of our radio show, you know
pretty much.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah, that's what a lot of people have said over
the years. Yeah, he know the same thing.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
He rocks that guitar the same way we rock these microphones.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Bro m.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
There is an ad circulating right now urging parents not
to post photos of their children online and it will
give you the he bet GBI's how do you guys
feel about that posting family pictures on social media?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Thinking that's a good idea. I don't have children to protect,
but I'm thinking if you did, you shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
There's this ad where a father mother and their daughter
are riding the escalator and they pass a guy on
the escalator and he knows who the daughter is just
randomly says hi to little girl.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
That's just more than a little creepy. Huh.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Everybody's looking at the little girl because they.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Know who she arva. He's already look taking the ball
with your friends.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
They're walking around a mall. Who goes to the mall
in twenty five? I see you're back playing football. Thursday's
eva football God picks you up on time for once.
That's their word for soccer. Because they're in England.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Every time you share their life online, you risk sharing
their personal data with the world. Pause before you post.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Here's what I don't get. British people are concerned about this,
but they'll import people from Muslim nations in mass they have.
If you're worried about kids being around editors all the
time so much though that you discourage parents from posting
photos or personal information about their kids on social media.
Are you not aware of the fact that there are
these grooming gangs coming into the country from Pakistan and
(08:13):
like an overwhelmingly large number of them, and a lot
of news stories about it too. To the point where
even Bill Maher in America is concerned, and he's a
liberal Democrat.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, well you better be concerned. It might be too
late to be concerned already.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
You don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
You have stolen my dreams in my childhood with your
empty words. Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson bame Peter
that first drove you to madness? Wait, why you gotta
do that?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I'm talking about his music. Are you the one that
wanted to be gay? Well, I mean being a fan
of Genesis, it's not the manliest band to be into.
But you know this is a jam, right, this slaps dude,
Peter Gabriel slaps Indeed, when this music comes on, I'm
just like, let's go, dude, party on, you know, get
in lying kids, happy Thanksgiving. Oh that's over now, Chris Chanooka,
(09:01):
What are we? What's the next thing?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
It's almost chinooka again.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Love me some chinooka. I gotta tell you. Of all
the things to love Chanukah, that's right up on the
top of the list.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
And that was that was smokey that had a little
trouble with that hard to pronounce foreign word, which.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Is weird because you know you would think. You know,
I don't want to sound racist or nothing, but you know,
as a black Motown guy, you think he'd know a
lot of Jewish guys. He would, Yeah, you know, music
producers apparently Jewish people were a big part of the
Motown thing. On purpose to insult the Jews.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
That he does. They you know, stole his royalties over
the years, and he just thought, well, this is a
great way to pay him back.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, I'm sure Smokey Robinson's really hurting for money, right, sure,
Although to that point, I guess he did have to
do cameos on the internet. That's kind of an embarrassing
way to make money exactly. People ask why we don't
do it, and we always answer the same question. We
don't want any more money.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
That's it. Stop it, Stop sending us money.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Also, we kind of hoore ourselves out for free. So
we want spiral cut ham. Now ham is where we're
going with that. I'm into that. I'm into the spire.
I like that idea, send us a ham. Of course,
if we did that, we couldn't celebrate chanooka.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Well, that's a tricky business, isn't it. It really is,
because you ain't gonna be down with no swine.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
No, I'm not Dallas Swine. No, absolutely know you are. Well,
I'm Dallas Swine. Yeah, that's yeah. I like cops. Is
that you're asking me cops? Yeah, swine. Isn't that what
he meant by that? I like the police.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I think the cops pigs now dating one.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
No, I thought you were doing that.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I'm just talking about ham.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
It was your colloquialism, if you will. Okay, So if
you hear anything like us, you are excited about the holidays.
We always are. We're always excited about them. And also
you're excited to learn this today that Brendan Fraser is
teaching fans how to take the perfect selfie. This is
what we're doing at the end of the show.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
This is the actor Bridgen Fraser. Well, he's got a
lot of time on his hands. I guess so why not?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I guess so do we? That's why we're playing this
sound bite. I don't know. Could I get a quick selfie?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Allow me? Oh there's your pet. I'm gonna go serious.
Settings we're picking a timer.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
You know what's are here?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
All right? Contry light there you go, man, I trust you,
all right? I want y'all to look at the green light,
not yourself. Hidding guys once in you all right?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Has Has Has Brendan Fraser always talked to like buffalo bell?
When did that start?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Don't I don't remember that.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Come here, little kids, let me teach you how to
take the perfect selfie. Buffalo Bill from the Wild West
shows no buffalo bell from Silence of the Lamb. I
think you're thinking of buffalo Bob. No, no buffalo bill,
wild bill. So why they call it a lot of
bills back in the day. There's too many buffalo bells.
I mean one more than enough. He's you need one.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
It was a wild bill and a buffalo bill, which
not the same person. That's weird.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Did you know that Chris Isaac is in that movie
Silence of the Lambs. I know that he plays the
swat commander. Okay, yeah, he's one of the guy who's
in there. Who would have thought, right, huh, yeah, you
don't notice them at the time.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
That changes everything. He doesn't even play.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
That song Goodbye Horses.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
No, well, what are we gonna do now?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
That was Q Lazarus. That was anyway. People have emailed
us and I got to be honest with you, I
think they're they're right. We've talked about this special Tennessee
election and that idiot woman who is running for the Democrat.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Side, that Afton Ben his intername.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, she hates Nashville, hates country music. But vote for
me anyway. And I said, you always talk about her, like,
don't vote for her, but you never talk about who
to vote for, who she running against, And be honest
with you, I didn't know Republican candidate Matt Van Epps.
(12:58):
Well doesn't he just rich, blue blood aristocratic with his
van IPPs.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
In his defense, he didn't name himself, his mom and
dad did.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
But yeah, but are you going to vote for a
Van Epps?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Well, I don't live in the Tennessee seventh Congressional District,
the volunteer state, but if I did, I'd probably vote
for the Republican nominee because he's not a communist who
hates his community, openly hates his community, which is what.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
She is exactly.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
And she has a suspiciously large jawline for a woman.
If you met her and you said, you know, I
think it's so you're so brave and stunning for a
trans woman. Do you think she'd get offended by that.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
You know, you wouldn't think so they love trans one
of my favorite things to do in any turns out,
this Republican guy is an Army helicopter former Army helicopter pilot,
and you just insulted him. I just you know, maybe
his family is richie, but he decided to go into
the army, so good for him. He's he's trying to
(13:56):
do something about that fancy name is.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I guess the time. There's a tight Jersey City mayor
all runoff that's pitting a sex scandal scarred former New
Jersey governor and a liberal local far left elitist, and
some people think, wow, this is exactly like the New
York City thing we just did with Cuomo and mom. Donny.
In one corner he is the Democrat Jersey City born
ex governor who has been out of politics for twenty
(14:20):
years after we was forced to resign and disgrace thanks
to a gay sex saga. Boy in the other corner
is a Marxist. You see where I'm going with this.
It's like, so what do you want? The pervert or
the commie? So wait, those are the two options? Is
there not another option? Yeah, Curtis Leeway, he's.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
The other the Somalian. There's probably a Somalian running you know,
they're everywhere, They're everywhere.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah, anyway, that's a no for me.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Bro. I don't know aink Troupe kicking out everybody. I
thought he was kicking out everybody.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
There's a fake news story today is circulating around about
how now they're deporting all the Somalians and that's actually
not true. I saw that as well, and I fact
checked it and it turned out not accurate. Trump is
involved in mass deportations, obviously, but they're not specifically targeting
the Somalian community, like some fake news articles on social
media suggested, or.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Talking about not not allowing anymore in until we get
a handle on this kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Well, quicker, mind your kids. If you're sick and tired
of being sick and tired of all the nonsense out there,
and you want to never have to spend money on
a Christmas present for your liberal in laws, again, to
your holiday shopping at I love WJ dot com this
year it's chock full of mega goodness America first merchandise,
coffee mugs, pens, t shirts, flasks, all kinds of cool things.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
And do most of that shopping today because it is
cyber Monday and you have to do as you're told
as a good American. When they come up with a
scheme or a plan to try to sell you stuff,
you gotta go along with that. Yeah, that's a good idea, right, John.
Don't forget boys and girls to eat it every day.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Hey again, you've reached the end of Theoton and Johnson podcast.
Good for you. That means you listened all the way
to the end.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Does that mean we're going away now never to be
heard again? No, no, no, there will be a news
show tomorrow. Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or
we're off work. But as always, you could go to
waltonand Johnson dot com and you could find all kinds
of cool stuff there. Our news blog links to our
social media accounts. Believe it or not, our personal lives
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(16:23):
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What's not to Love
Tablet. Catch you camp.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Oh that's Mexican radio. Yeah yeah, I like that me too.
That's good stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Are you still reading the emails that are still coming
in about coffee cups and things like that?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
What are people saying?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Oh, well, eating bananas is the next big thing.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Now what are they saying about eating bananas?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
One of the rules, and I'm sure you guys know this,
how our sexual men know, never make eye contact with
another man while eating a banana. Smart, That's that's just
a yeah. I mean they might as well just etch
that in stone and put it out at the Capitol
or somewhere.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I would agree. Yeah, absolutely remarkably true.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah yeah, if Kenny, you have you had your police
officer girlfriend look into the theft.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Of my coffee mark Now, it turns out they have
bigger cases to deal with.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
But well, excuse me, I thought there was a little something.
You know, maybe you get a little extra love if
you know, if you're dating a cop.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
One of the cool things about dating a cop though,
you know, because you and I have a weird schedule,
and you know, everybody here does. We all have a
weird schedule, and she is a weird schedule. It's not
like a nine to five thing, like a normal There
are a lot of advantages to all. Sure, And you
know it's not just because I'm a criminal and she's
not that obviously that's great the yin and yang thing there, but.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
You know, is she the ying or the yang? I'm
not sure the wing and the wang? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
What does that mean, mister Kenneth? Which one am? I?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
It's complicated. I don't know and not sure you're either one.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I'm about to submit another article to the Houston Chronicle,
and this time it's about closing the primaries. And I
got to tell you, I don't understand why the state
of Texas has open primaries. Nobody seems to be down
with it, except for the most corrupt of each political.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Party, ones who are benefiting. Obviously.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Now, for some reason, Governor Abbott is willing to spend
millions of dollars to keep the primaries closed. That's real
important to him. But you know, property tax relief. That
doesn't seem to matter at him at all. And I
might point out to people if that bothers you, that's
exactly why the primaries are open. That's why we get
a candidate like that, Exactly. How do y'all feel about
Rodney Harrison on the NFL. You guys a fan of
(02:03):
his commentary, I've.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Got no problem with him. Why am I supposed to?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I'm seeing this video everywhere on social media today. I'm
wondering what's going on with Rodney Harrison. There's a video
of the NFL legend and NBC analyst. It's gone viral
and fans are concerned, thoughts and prayers. He kind of
freezes up while he's live on the air. Let me
put this on the screen for you guys.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Over here, what Rodney's doing.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
If y'all want to just take a look at the
screen over here on the Sorry it's loading here we go,
all right, So here's a clip here he is. He's
all dressed in white for some reason and just organized.
He can run defense. I think they get their young
running back score tonight. And there it takes outs to
your favorite guy, Cortland Sudden.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, I'll look at what I forgot the crump.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
So Washington defense from that group, that's way to attack
that group tonight.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Do you believe the best way to attack from Washington?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
They just don't have There's a lot of stuff going on.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Something they don't have a lot of discipline on the
defensive side of the ball. Yeah, like there might have
been a couple of cheerleaders off screen that he could see.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Is it possible that he's not smart enough to form
thoughts so they're telling him what to say?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
No, it was cold. Look how they dressed. Man, it's
freezing as cold out there. Brother, don't deal with a
cold at good. See what I'm saying. The white man
is wearing Lake Bermuda shorts and Rodney is dressed up
like he's at the South Pole hunting penguins or something.
Whatever they do down now. I don't know what they do,
but he is. His brain is frozen, and they just
(03:37):
sit a black man out there to suffer that way.
They ought to be ashamed of themselves.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
All right, I'm glad you said it first because I
don't want to be accused of racism. But I'm a
screen right now. There's a white guy here just wearing
a sports cot with they can't have.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Gloves, a hat, he doesn't have a jacket, not even
a light sweater.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
And then Rodney is wearing.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
What Hartigan would have been appropriate.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, the white guy is just wearing a sport cut
with He's got the top button undone on his dress shirt.
And then Rodney's wearing a parka with gloves and a.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Scarf and mid hat and probably a thorough underwear on
underneath all that.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I don't know what is going on here, is Ronney? Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Well? We ain't all the same, right, Some of us
like to cold some of us don't. Some of us
like the water, you know, some of us some of
us don't. Some people like the beach for the vacation.
Some people like to go to the mountains. You know,
we all different. Why you want to why you want
to pick one out the start making fun of him.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I'm not picking anything on. I'm just noticing black guys
when it comes to swimming in cold weather. Uh, you
can do whatever you want. I would never jidge or
form any analysis or conclusions on I'm a big fan.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Of swimming in cold weather. Either no no swimming or
cold weather. Oh well then that's different. Yea.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Hey, But speaking of cold weather, the Walton Johnson Show
is gonna be doing a lot of remote broadcasting this
holiday season. We're gonna be spending quite a bit of
time up on the mountain with the the Walton. We
need a name for that studio. What do we call
it again, our Rocky Mountain Studios. I think it needs
a better name for the holidays, like Polar Studio one
or something like that.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Polar Studio one, like the Polar Express.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
They got that train in Durango that takes you or
you know, if you take it at the time of
year to Sada's workshop. Polar Express, the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, but people might get confused sometimes when you say
you're pulling a train on someone, then they might think
your time on something else?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
What would be?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I don't know. I just I've noticed people sure either
people get confused about that. I have no idea why.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
That may be the ugliest Republican woman I've seen in
a while.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Billyad's looking at Fox News right now.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I looked up and I saw her, and I was like, well,
that's clearly a Democrat, and apparently she's not.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
That's the prettiest girl in Minnesota, right, Maybe that's why
Prince killed himself with fentanyl Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Well, that explains it.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah. Verona Borough police in Pennsylvania arrested the Grinch after
he was caught stealing Christmas decorations and an ambulance and
removing holiday decorations from homes. A guy in a mask
in a costume was captured at a local shopping mall.
It was all caught on camera because apparently it was
all fake. Oh really yeah, yeah, they faked the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Funny how they get those things on camera?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Gary Howey or Gary Huey Hoey boy. I like his
version of Christmas song.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Well, he can play man. That guy can real.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
When he plays any Christmas song, he just rips it
to shreds, like, yeah, rip the knob off. He's almost
like the guitar equivalent of our radio show, you know
pretty much.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah, that's what a lot of people have said over
the years. Yeah, he know the same thing.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
He rocks that guitar the same way we rock these microphones.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Bro m.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
There is an ad circulating right now urging parents not
to post photos of their children online and it will
give you the he bet GBI's how do you guys
feel about that posting family pictures on social media?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Thinking that's a good idea. I don't have children to protect,
but I'm thinking if you did, you shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
There's this ad where a father mother and their daughter
are riding the escalator and they pass a guy on
the escalator and he knows who the daughter is just
randomly says hi to little girl.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
That's just more than a little creepy. Huh.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Everybody's looking at the little girl because they.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Know who she arva. He's already look taking the ball
with your friends.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
They're walking around a mall. Who goes to the mall
in twenty five? I see you're back playing football. Thursday's
eva football God picks you up on time for once.
That's their word for soccer. Because they're in England.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Every time you share their life online, you risk sharing
their personal data with the world. Pause before you post.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Here's what I don't get. British people are concerned about this,
but they'll import people from Muslim nations in mass they have.
If you're worried about kids being around editors all the
time so much though that you discourage parents from posting
photos or personal information about their kids on social media.
Are you not aware of the fact that there are
these grooming gangs coming into the country from Pakistan and
(08:13):
like an overwhelmingly large number of them, and a lot
of news stories about it too. To the point where
even Bill Maher in America is concerned, and he's a
liberal Democrat.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, well you better be concerned. It might be too
late to be concerned already.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
You don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
You have stolen my dreams in my childhood with your
empty words. Stay tuned for more. Waltman Johnson bame Peter
that first drove you to madness? Wait, why you gotta
do that?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I'm talking about his music. Are you the one that
wanted to be gay? Well, I mean being a fan
of Genesis, it's not the manliest band to be into.
But you know this is a jam, right, this slaps dude,
Peter Gabriel slaps Indeed, when this music comes on, I'm
just like, let's go, dude, party on, you know, get
in lying kids, happy Thanksgiving. Oh that's over now, Chris Chanooka,
(09:01):
What are we? What's the next thing?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
It's almost chinooka again.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Love me some chinooka. I gotta tell you. Of all
the things to love Chanukah, that's right up on the
top of the list.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
And that was that was smokey that had a little
trouble with that hard to pronounce foreign word, which.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Is weird because you know you would think. You know,
I don't want to sound racist or nothing, but you know,
as a black Motown guy, you think he'd know a
lot of Jewish guys. He would, Yeah, you know, music
producers apparently Jewish people were a big part of the
Motown thing. On purpose to insult the Jews.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
That he does. They you know, stole his royalties over
the years, and he just thought, well, this is a
great way to pay him back.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, I'm sure Smokey Robinson's really hurting for money, right, sure,
Although to that point, I guess he did have to
do cameos on the internet. That's kind of an embarrassing
way to make money exactly. People ask why we don't
do it, and we always answer the same question. We
don't want any more money.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
That's it. Stop it, Stop sending us money.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Also, we kind of hoore ourselves out for free. So
we want spiral cut ham. Now ham is where we're
going with that. I'm into that. I'm into the spire.
I like that idea, send us a ham. Of course,
if we did that, we couldn't celebrate chanooka.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Well, that's a tricky business, isn't it. It really is,
because you ain't gonna be down with no swine.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
No, I'm not Dallas Swine. No, absolutely know you are. Well,
I'm Dallas Swine. Yeah, that's yeah. I like cops. Is
that you're asking me cops? Yeah, swine. Isn't that what
he meant by that? I like the police.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I think the cops pigs now dating one.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
No, I thought you were doing that.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I'm just talking about ham.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
It was your colloquialism, if you will. Okay, So if
you hear anything like us, you are excited about the holidays.
We always are. We're always excited about them. And also
you're excited to learn this today that Brendan Fraser is
teaching fans how to take the perfect selfie. This is
what we're doing at the end of the show.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
This is the actor Bridgen Fraser. Well, he's got a
lot of time on his hands. I guess so why not?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I guess so do we? That's why we're playing this
sound bite. I don't know. Could I get a quick selfie?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Allow me? Oh there's your pet. I'm gonna go serious.
Settings we're picking a timer.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
You know what's are here?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
All right? Contry light there you go, man, I trust you,
all right? I want y'all to look at the green light,
not yourself. Hidding guys once in you all right?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Has Has Has Brendan Fraser always talked to like buffalo bell?
When did that start?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Don't I don't remember that.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Come here, little kids, let me teach you how to
take the perfect selfie. Buffalo Bill from the Wild West
shows no buffalo bell from Silence of the Lamb. I
think you're thinking of buffalo Bob. No, no buffalo bill,
wild bill. So why they call it a lot of
bills back in the day. There's too many buffalo bells.
I mean one more than enough. He's you need one.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
It was a wild bill and a buffalo bill, which
not the same person. That's weird.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Did you know that Chris Isaac is in that movie
Silence of the Lambs. I know that he plays the
swat commander. Okay, yeah, he's one of the guy who's
in there. Who would have thought, right, huh, yeah, you
don't notice them at the time.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
That changes everything. He doesn't even play.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
That song Goodbye Horses.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
No, well, what are we gonna do now?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
That was Q Lazarus. That was anyway. People have emailed
us and I got to be honest with you, I
think they're they're right. We've talked about this special Tennessee
election and that idiot woman who is running for the Democrat.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Side, that Afton Ben his intername.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, she hates Nashville, hates country music. But vote for
me anyway. And I said, you always talk about her, like,
don't vote for her, but you never talk about who
to vote for, who she running against, And be honest
with you, I didn't know Republican candidate Matt Van Epps.
(12:58):
Well doesn't he just rich, blue blood aristocratic with his
van IPPs.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
In his defense, he didn't name himself, his mom and
dad did.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
But yeah, but are you going to vote for a
Van Epps?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Well, I don't live in the Tennessee seventh Congressional District,
the volunteer state, but if I did, I'd probably vote
for the Republican nominee because he's not a communist who
hates his community, openly hates his community, which is what.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
She is exactly.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
And she has a suspiciously large jawline for a woman.
If you met her and you said, you know, I
think it's so you're so brave and stunning for a
trans woman. Do you think she'd get offended by that.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
You know, you wouldn't think so they love trans one
of my favorite things to do in any turns out,
this Republican guy is an Army helicopter former Army helicopter pilot,
and you just insulted him. I just you know, maybe
his family is richie, but he decided to go into
the army, so good for him. He's he's trying to
(13:56):
do something about that fancy name is.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
I guess the time. There's a tight Jersey City mayor
all runoff that's pitting a sex scandal scarred former New
Jersey governor and a liberal local far left elitist, and
some people think, wow, this is exactly like the New
York City thing we just did with Cuomo and mom. Donny.
In one corner he is the Democrat Jersey City born
ex governor who has been out of politics for twenty
(14:20):
years after we was forced to resign and disgrace thanks
to a gay sex saga. Boy in the other corner
is a Marxist. You see where I'm going with this.
It's like, so what do you want? The pervert or
the commie? So wait, those are the two options? Is
there not another option? Yeah, Curtis Leeway, he's.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
The other the Somalian. There's probably a Somalian running you know,
they're everywhere, They're everywhere.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah, anyway, that's a no for me.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Bro. I don't know aink Troupe kicking out everybody. I
thought he was kicking out everybody.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
There's a fake news story today is circulating around about
how now they're deporting all the Somalians and that's actually
not true. I saw that as well, and I fact
checked it and it turned out not accurate. Trump is
involved in mass deportations, obviously, but they're not specifically targeting
the Somalian community, like some fake news articles on social
media suggested, or.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Talking about not not allowing anymore in until we get
a handle on this kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Well, quicker, mind your kids. If you're sick and tired
of being sick and tired of all the nonsense out there,
and you want to never have to spend money on
a Christmas present for your liberal in laws, again, to
your holiday shopping at I love WJ dot com this
year it's chock full of mega goodness America first merchandise,
coffee mugs, pens, t shirts, flasks, all kinds of cool things.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
And do most of that shopping today because it is
cyber Monday and you have to do as you're told
as a good American. When they come up with a
scheme or a plan to try to sell you stuff,
you gotta go along with that. Yeah, that's a good idea, right, John.
Don't forget boys and girls to eat it every day.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Hey again, you've reached the end of Theoton and Johnson podcast.
Good for you. That means you listened all the way
to the end.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Does that mean we're going away now never to be
heard again? No, no, no, there will be a news
show tomorrow. Oh thank goodness, unless it's the weekend or
we're off work. But as always, you could go to
waltonand Johnson dot com and you could find all kinds
of cool stuff there. Our news blog links to our
social media accounts. Believe it or not, our personal lives
are very boring. If you comment on our social media pages,
(16:23):
we might reply, yeah, chances are we're just sitting around
waiting to hear from you. Yeah, so what's the big deal.
Go to Walton Johnson dot com today. I'm told there's
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