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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is just as American as it gets. Right here,
Trump drained a lovely pitchin shot in front of Wayne
Gretzky and Brett Baar. How could he be out golfing
at a time like this. Don't you realize the world
is on fire? It's burning. I'm not a golfer, obviously,
you know I've made the point before. I think golfers
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are some of the biggest degenerates you'll meet in a
strip club.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I know that's for the ladies. The lady golfers are
just sweet and wonderful.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
But I think anybody with half a brain knows that
you can govern a nation from the golf course. In fact,
you can run a corporation from the golf course. A
lot of people do. That's why they're there. They're having
a conversation, and golf is a slow moving sport where
you have a lot of time to talk about things
like policy and operational procedures. Exactly. So good for Trump
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and good for Wayne Gretzky. And that's got to be
embarrassing for Wayne Gretzky to be out there golfing with
Trump and know that he's a Canadian. That's got to
be very I would hate that. Being a Canadian, you
think the being good at hockey translates over to a
golf course, It must, right.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Well, yeah, being a good athlete probably transfers to multiple sports.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
That probably comes with it. Trump has given a media
update on the National Guardsman in case you're carry us.
So it worked all right for Happy, didn't it? Didn't
it work? Okay? For Happy?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
You know you're right, Billy, Yeah, that is the point
of that movie. Wasn't he a hockey player?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah? But he was bad at skating? Was that it?
But he was really good at slap shots. Happy Gilmore
is a pretty funny movie. And then they did the
sequel with all the cameos and stuff, and it wasn't
that good. I didn't see it. Yeah, yeah, don't don't.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, that's like most of the sequels and stuff if
you really enjoyed. By the way, Good morning, Happy Monday
after a holiday? Maybe Christmas? Billy, Oh, it's not Christmas?
What is it December? I'll give you that. It ain't
Christmas yet? Not sure you know how advents work?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
For sure?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Getting close now? Yeah, but what was I going to say?
Something about immigration?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Probably? Yeah? Yeah, send them home? Thanks?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Have I not been clear about my stamps on the
immigration of terrorists into our country.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
You know, Billyett, if you were in charge of the country,
we wouldn't be having this happen, right exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, I'm sure something almost as bad would be happening
if I was in charge. But you know, that's how
it goes with every president. They're always up to stuff,
aren't they.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Trump is talking about something very bold here, reverse migration,
denaturalizing anti American citizens. There is a whole generation now
of new American citizens it just openly hate this country.
Oh yeah, prominent social media influencers, politicians, business people, out loud,
outspoken critics of a country that took them in and
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gave them opportunity.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Of course, a lot of the people that hate this
country were born here. Yeah, just as regular American as
me and you. But for some reason they became Democrats. True,
they hate America.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Donald Trump says Tim Walls is retarded, and they asked
him if he stands by his comment that Tim Walls
is retarded, and he said, yeah, there's something wrong with
Tim Walls. Just look at him. Look at him. Watch
him when they introduce him to a crowd, and he
walks out on stage. Just watch him. He's starred, He tarted. Man,
he's a gay retard. You ever notice he does huh
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does the by the way, Well you thought Corey Booker.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Was gay too, but now he is locked into a
matrimonial bliss.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
With a woman forever and ever. I believe that, Billy, Yeah, yeah,
I believe we do Corey Booker. He's just as straight
as a broken arrow. Well, there is some fraud going
on in Minnesota right now. There's a reason why Tim
Walls is getting the President's attention in the state of Minnesota. Oh, Minnesota.
You think this is how people talk in Minnesota. Turns
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out no, in Minnesota they do that Star Wars talk.
You mean Mysa tinksa YUSA does a stupid no wrong character. No.
The people on the sand planet, what's it a not indoor?
What's it called tattoo on or tatween tatween or whatever. Yeah,
the sand people have taken over. Can I call them that.
(04:17):
There's a lot of fraud going on in Minnesota with
welfare and it seems to all be coming from the
Somalian communities. A lot of COVID money was misappropriated.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Believe that's de culture, and we've been told for decades,
if it's somebody's culture, then you shouldn't criticize, Okay, but
it's not our culture. We have laws that say you're
not supposed to steal money from the government, and boy,
it's a lot of it too. It's enough to show
up on the national radar. And while we're on the
topic of getting money and giving it to people from
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Islamic countries while they do something wrong.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
The state of Texas got a lot of money for
taking in Afghan refugees, like a crazy amount of money.
Harris County eight million, nine hundred thousand dollars. I owe
another run at Harris County four million, seven hundred thousand dollars,
Dallas County three million, seven hundred thousand dollars. The city
Austin got over three million. Bear County sometimes referred to
(05:15):
as Beckxer from people outside of Texas three million terrant county,
there'd be a fort worth two million, six hundred thousand.
The state of Texas has received over forty seven million
dollars for taking in the Afghan refugees and not really
sure why if we did.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
That, Yeah, well, I think you got forty seven million
reasons staring you in the face. Yeah, and wow, I
mean I didn't get it. You didn't get go, but
somebody did. And they're the ones who are making the rules.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Now. While we're on the topic, the following Republican lawmakers
voted to bring in more Afghan refugees. Senator John Kennedy,
Senator Bill Cassidy. That's all the Louisiana senators. Sorry, guys,
one hundred percent of years. Lindsey Graham is on the list.
John Coryn is on the list. Shockingly, Les Sammerkowski, some
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people Mitch McConnell that are less surprising. Here. Dan Crenshaw
wrote a letter to the federal government asking them to
bring in more Afghan refugees. It ain't that nice. Now,
all those not all those people, but Cornyn and Crenshaw.
They're definitely up for reelection right now. And we have
people in our listening audience who vote in that district
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or in that state. If you don't like that, don't
vote for Crenshaw and Cornyn or you know, vote for
those people, and don't be surprised when more refugees from
a third world country show up and murder you.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
And as long as they're not out there gunning down
politicians in the street, which they haven't done yet that
we know of. The politicians don't seem to be upset
when they are gunning down everybody else.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
So that's the problem. Is I am upset about it.
I don't you know, I don't want Even if it
didn't I didn't get murdered, I still didn't want someone
else to m I know it's crazy to think, but
I want Americans to prosper and be healthy. And that
was the whole point of Maha on Maga and weird.
Oh the way your mind works, you want things to
go well, yeah, I know, No, I don't see it happening.
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I can't fix the world, but I'd like to fix
my own country, or at least my community.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Would you think Venezuela's probably begging for war with America
because you lose a war to America, that is that
is jackpot, that's like winning the lottery.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Baby, that's a very good point, Billy, Yeah, come on,
bring it.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Those of us who survive will be living right next
door to you pretty soon.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Sure. Yeah, if you lose a war to us, we're
gonna move you to our country, give you free everything,
make you a politician, and then you could just crap
all over our country on national cable TV on a
daily basis. Happens every day. We'll give the terrorists in
your country their own air force, so that's cool. We'll
rebuild the entire country, but we'll still import you here
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for some reason weird, and then our money will be
worth much less, but you'll have a lot of it.
So what do you care if it's worthless? You had
none before. Now you have lots of it, yep. And
we'll have less, you'll have more. It'll be better for you.
So congratulations, Venezuela, you just won the war with America lottery. Sweet.
That is the video.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Now, why do we rebuild the country? You know, like
say Venezuela, after we blow them up, go to war,
you know, tear it up pretty good. Why do we
rebuild it If we're bringing most of the people that
live there here, they're not going to get to enjoy
the rebuild. And that those that don't get to come
to America. I guess they gotta have something to brag on.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Some of these old school Republicans that pretend to be
Maga or pretend to be America first, really show their
true colors when you start talking about, Oh, what about
a new war with Venezuela. Yeah, no, that's that's great.
Yeah we want that. Well, that's different than these Mid
East countries. How's it different? I don't think it's different
at all. No, No, I'm saying to be seems really similar.
Explain to me when you're getting blown up or shot
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at why Narco terrorism is different than Islamic terrorism. Don't
get me wrong, I'm all for blown up those boats
as they sail into the United States. Got no problem
with that. But boots on the ground in Venezuela. I
already know how this ends. Guys, my whole adult life,
we've been doing this. It's never worked.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I think I've seen that movie and the sequels. Wait,
which movie are we talking about?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
All of them?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Oh? Yeah, it's Walton Jealousy.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
It's a little christmas y now because it's so we're
not going to be playing an obnoxious amount of Christmas music,
but we are going to sprinkle in a little bit
of Chris.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
But before we get too far away from thankgeping, well,
was the best thing you ate over the whole four
day weekend?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Boy? Hey, good this weekend. I guess prime reb was
probably it.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
I had a really good did you have that or
horse rategy stuff with it?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
They did a duck fugoa on top, which isn't what
I'm used to what it's like duck fat. I guess
I don't know. I wouldn't have thought to put it
on there, but that's what they put on it. You know,
it's better bacon fat. Yeah, no, I'm with you, it's bacon.
In general. I do enjoy any meal where multiple animals
died just for me to get moderately full.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Well, sure, yeah, you just start sitting there at the
table counting. It's like, oh, the turkey gave up its life,
you know. And the ham obviously, by the way, the
correct answer to the best thing you ate over the
weekend if you had any, was.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Spiral cut ham.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I I didn't have any, but I like, oh God,
you got to go back and do Thanksgiving all over again,
because that's the best. That honey baked ham and I
guess that's a brand name, but you know what I mean,
the spiral cut all that, that's just about the best
thing is I had a little bit of turkey. We
had multiple you know meals obviously with different people and
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different family members and in the neighborhood and out in
the country and all that. I mean, I had three
or four different kinds of stuffing, which my mama's is
still the best, uh, you know, and we had two
different kinds of that. We had to smoke turkey, we
had the deep fried turkey, both good, but that that
honey baked ham. We got to do a contract renegotiation. Uh.
(11:04):
And I don't think we're gonna get ninety million dollars
like LSU likes to throw around. But what we need
is to renegotiate our contracts. And if x stign's up
early this morning, he can write this down.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
That's our lawyer. By there's our agent.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
We need a contract that says that once a month,
on the first of every month, sure the radio station
provides us with a honey baked ham, and then we
can eat on that, you know, until it's gone or
until it goes bad, and then the next month we'll
get a new one. It's not gonna go bad. We're
gonna and think so we'll keep it in the fridge.
(11:38):
You know, you can microwave it as you go. There's
five of us. We can knock that out in a
day or tip. Well, we we gotta control ourselves, so,
I mean, we can't let everybody just have all they want.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
But someone keeps stealing our coffee mugs from I LOVEWJ
dot com that we've been leaving in the break room.
If we leave a ham in there, that's as good
as gone before the day's over.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
So we need our own refrigerator. Little lock combination locks, okay,
I guess, yeah, yeah, maybe a little digital or you
get one of them things put in her hand where
we can just wave it over the lock and it'll
just open right up.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Those those are the next hot thing. I hear.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
You just get a little chip implanted in your palm
and it's like your credit card information. Oh, I mean,
you're just begging to have your hand cut off by thieves.
But until until it happens, you're gonna have convenience.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I gotta tell you now that I've been robbed multiple
times in this radio station for the most mundane thing.
I don't really trust anyone around here. I mean, I
know it wasn't you. You weren't here this weekend, but boy,
that piss me off.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Johnson's mug disappeared. What a couple of months ago? Didn't
you immediately run to the Walton Johnson store and order
a freshy. It wasn't a couple of months ago. It
was like two or three weeks ago. But yeah, I
do have a still not here. It's actually on the
counter in my house. I had just who's not doing
any good? Well, it's Monday morning.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
You did you unwrap it and it's just sitting there
like not in the box. No, I didn't take it
out of the box. Oh, I just I.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Just to dip your balls and things before. I just
hope you left it in the box.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah, to whoever stole my coffee mug over Thanksgiving weekend,
I just want to let you know my balls have
been all over the rim, the handle, everything, every sip
you take your mouth and my balls. That's nice. Enjoy that,
buddy jerk pisses me off anyway. I love WJ dot
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Are we the best or what?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
We're just so nice? I mean I am for sure?
Well yeah, definitely and humble too. Hey anyway, Jasmine Crockett
of the Metroplex, she's the smartest woman in America. If
Kamala had won the election, this woman right here would
be in charge of the border. Here's jazzy Jazzy Jasmine.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Because that's the case, Let's talk about the white supremacist
and how many of them needs to be kicked out
of this country because I can guarantee you I can
shuck down more crimes that they've committed because overall immigrants
have a lower crime committal rate white supremacist.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Committal. My favorite thing about this panel it's what well,
I mean, besides the ridiculous thing she just said, She's
sitting on a panel right now with a white lady
who just probably has five hundred cats and two gay
black men, and then her. One of these gay black
men looks like he's dressed up to go to a
seventies themed disco.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Party, and it's like, why are you? Why do you
look like that? On National TV. Dude, if you saw
the movie, Oh, she wasn't a movie, it was a series, Snowfall. Okay,
he looks like one of the best characters on Snowfall,
Jerome Unk they called him because he was uncle you
know me. Boys, that's seventies all over right there.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Well, I haven't seen it, but I do know that
Jasmine says that white supremacists are causing all the violence
of this country. You're probably wondering, who are these white
supremacists you're talking It was able.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
To dehumanize people during the election, whether it was transfolk
or whether it was the immigrant he dehumanized.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
And if you study anything about.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
The Nazis, that is where it all starts, is the dais.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Oh she's talking about Trump supporters. Back to the Nazis again.
They just can't let it go. Okay, I low iq.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Jasmin Crockett once again disgustingly compares President Trump and his
supporters to Nazis. So when she says we need to
deport all the white supremacists, she just means average run
of the mill Republicans. At least that's what it sounds
like to me. And again, I repeat a point we
brought up earlier. And I hate to keep doing this
because I'm you know, but I have to explain in
context what she's saying. She's saying white men are the
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problem in America. Now, I might remind everybody that at
no point any American history has the homicide rate murders
caused by white men been higher than the rate of
murders caused by black women, which is what she is.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
How many how many black women would you say you're
in America at the moment.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I mean, I I've learned not to do math on
the radio, but I mean it's percentage wise, it's about
six five to six percent of the country, six percent
of the population.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
And what's the percentage of white you you know your average,
You're probably about thirty to thirty five percent. Okay, so
that's more sure, Yeah, that's higher if we're doing the
math right, thirty five percent is higher than than five
or six percent. Now we told you about that per
capita stuff. I know, we're dangerously close to being racist. Anyway,
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that's her job. You're right, that is her job, and
she's quite well for it. Congratulations to the little jazzy
there because she just got a very special award this
time of year. I forget the name of the the
news site now, I don't know, I forgot, but Jasmine
Crockett has just been awarded the Turkey of the Year award.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Oh I don't think that was MS and no, no,
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
No Turkey of the Year award and it has gone
to Republicans and Democrats over the years. But it's basically,
you know, any of these politicians who have displayed a
particularly noticeable series of saying and doing really stupid stuff.
You know what, like turkeys. Turkeys are dumb birds. By
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the way, she's a sweet girl, that jo She's wonderful.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Jasmine Crockett's on MS now and when she was fronted
about her lies that Republicans took donations from Jeffrey Epstein,
she give it this incoherent, minute long response, really a
Kamala Harris word salad. Now, before you listen to this,
remember that the vast majority of money Jeffrey Epstein gave
to politicians was primarily all to Democrats. There's almost nothing
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he gave to Republicans. Anyway, here's a jazz and Crockett
trying to push this why that it was the Republicans
benefiting from child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
You made a little bit of news last week when
you missed it and accused LESE. Elden, another Republican. I
didn't necessarily money from Jeffrey Epstein, but it was a
different Jeffrey Epstein according to the financial records. Do you
want to I don't want to give the opportunity to.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Mend that, and I have no amendments. When I was
on the floor. For those that don't know how it works, basically,
they decided to bring this privileged motion up, and they
decided that they wanted to kick Stacey off of her
committees because Stacy had received Stacey Plaski, because she had
received a donation from Jeffrey Epstein, the real one. I
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had maybe twenty minutes. We researched the FEC, and because
I like to speak with specificity, that's kind of what
comes with being an attorney. I made clear that there
was a Jeffrey Epstein. They knew on the other side
that I did not have time to actually pull up
and actually research, especially since that particular one that leads Elding.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
This goes on for a while and apos I'm out
of line. She is a mess. I want you to
imagine the logic of what she's trying to say here.
What she's trying to say is that because there wasn't
a lot of time for us to think before this
hearing happened, where this woman was being censured for taking
money from the most famous child rapist in history, I
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had to lie to everybody. I had to use vague
information to push a lie. Imagine if that same logic
was applied to Gosh, I don't know a white cop
shooting a black man. Well, we showed up on the scene.
It was chaotic, we didn't know it was We only
in a few minutes to react, and so we shot
an innocent black man. Jasmine Crockett would be the first
person to go out in light a torch and stand
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in that police officer's family's front yard and you bet
you say, off with his head. But for some reason,
that excuse with her is totally okay. Yeah, this one
involves her. Sure nay, everybody. Now back to Walton and Johnson,
This is just as American as it gets. Right here,
Trump drained a lovely pitchin shot in front of Wayne
Gretzky and Brett Baar. How could he be out golfing
at a time like this. Don't you realize the world
is on fire? It's burning. I'm not a golfer, obviously,
you know I've made the point before. I think golfers
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are some of the biggest degenerates you'll meet in a
strip club.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I know that's for the ladies. The lady golfers are
just sweet and wonderful.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
But I think anybody with half a brain knows that
you can govern a nation from the golf course. In fact,
you can run a corporation from the golf course. A
lot of people do. That's why they're there. They're having
a conversation, and golf is a slow moving sport where
you have a lot of time to talk about things
like policy and operational procedures. Exactly. So good for Trump
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and good for Wayne Gretzky. And that's got to be
embarrassing for Wayne Gretzky to be out there golfing with
Trump and know that he's a Canadian. That's got to
be very I would hate that. Being a Canadian, you
think the being good at hockey translates over to a
golf course, It must, right.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Well, yeah, being a good athlete probably transfers to multiple sports.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
That probably comes with it. Trump has given a media
update on the National Guardsman in case you're carry us.
So it worked all right for Happy, didn't it? Didn't
it work? Okay? For Happy?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
You know you're right, Billy, Yeah, that is the point
of that movie. Wasn't he a hockey player?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah? But he was bad at skating? Was that it?
But he was really good at slap shots. Happy Gilmore
is a pretty funny movie. And then they did the
sequel with all the cameos and stuff, and it wasn't
that good. I didn't see it. Yeah, yeah, don't don't.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, that's like most of the sequels and stuff if
you really enjoyed. By the way, Good morning, Happy Monday
after a holiday? Maybe Christmas? Billy, Oh, it's not Christmas?
What is it December? I'll give you that. It ain't
Christmas yet? Not sure you know how advents work?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
For sure?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Getting close now? Yeah, but what was I going to say?
Something about immigration?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Probably? Yeah? Yeah, send them home? Thanks?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Have I not been clear about my stamps on the
immigration of terrorists into our country.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
You know, Billyett, if you were in charge of the country,
we wouldn't be having this happen, right exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, I'm sure something almost as bad would be happening
if I was in charge. But you know, that's how
it goes with every president. They're always up to stuff,
aren't they.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Trump is talking about something very bold here, reverse migration,
denaturalizing anti American citizens. There is a whole generation now
of new American citizens it just openly hate this country.
Oh yeah, prominent social media influencers, politicians, business people, out loud,
outspoken critics of a country that took them in and
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gave them opportunity.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Of course, a lot of the people that hate this
country were born here. Yeah, just as regular American as
me and you. But for some reason they became Democrats. True,
they hate America.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Donald Trump says Tim Walls is retarded, and they asked
him if he stands by his comment that Tim Walls
is retarded, and he said, yeah, there's something wrong with
Tim Walls. Just look at him. Look at him. Watch
him when they introduce him to a crowd, and he
walks out on stage. Just watch him. He's starred, He tarted. Man,
he's a gay retard. You ever notice he does huh
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does the by the way, Well you thought Corey Booker.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Was gay too, but now he is locked into a
matrimonial bliss.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
With a woman forever and ever. I believe that, Billy, Yeah, yeah,
I believe we do Corey Booker. He's just as straight
as a broken arrow. Well, there is some fraud going
on in Minnesota right now. There's a reason why Tim
Walls is getting the President's attention in the state of Minnesota. Oh, Minnesota.
You think this is how people talk in Minnesota. Turns
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out no, in Minnesota they do that Star Wars talk.
You mean Mysa tinksa YUSA does a stupid no wrong character. No.
The people on the sand planet, what's it a not indoor?
What's it called tattoo on or tatween tatween or whatever. Yeah,
the sand people have taken over. Can I call them that.
(04:17):
There's a lot of fraud going on in Minnesota with
welfare and it seems to all be coming from the
Somalian communities. A lot of COVID money was misappropriated.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Believe that's de culture, and we've been told for decades,
if it's somebody's culture, then you shouldn't criticize, Okay, but
it's not our culture. We have laws that say you're
not supposed to steal money from the government, and boy,
it's a lot of it too. It's enough to show
up on the national radar. And while we're on the
topic of getting money and giving it to people from
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Islamic countries while they do something wrong.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
The state of Texas got a lot of money for
taking in Afghan refugees, like a crazy amount of money.
Harris County eight million, nine hundred thousand dollars. I owe
another run at Harris County four million, seven hundred thousand dollars,
Dallas County three million, seven hundred thousand dollars. The city
Austin got over three million. Bear County sometimes referred to
(05:15):
as Beckxer from people outside of Texas three million terrant county,
there'd be a fort worth two million, six hundred thousand.
The state of Texas has received over forty seven million
dollars for taking in the Afghan refugees and not really
sure why if we did.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
That, Yeah, well, I think you got forty seven million
reasons staring you in the face. Yeah, and wow, I
mean I didn't get it. You didn't get go, but
somebody did. And they're the ones who are making the rules.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Now. While we're on the topic, the following Republican lawmakers
voted to bring in more Afghan refugees. Senator John Kennedy,
Senator Bill Cassidy. That's all the Louisiana senators. Sorry, guys,
one hundred percent of years. Lindsey Graham is on the list.
John Coryn is on the list. Shockingly, Les Sammerkowski, some
(06:04):
people Mitch McConnell that are less surprising. Here. Dan Crenshaw
wrote a letter to the federal government asking them to
bring in more Afghan refugees. It ain't that nice. Now,
all those not all those people, but Cornyn and Crenshaw.
They're definitely up for reelection right now. And we have
people in our listening audience who vote in that district
(06:24):
or in that state. If you don't like that, don't
vote for Crenshaw and Cornyn or you know, vote for
those people, and don't be surprised when more refugees from
a third world country show up and murder you.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
And as long as they're not out there gunning down
politicians in the street, which they haven't done yet that
we know of. The politicians don't seem to be upset
when they are gunning down everybody else.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
So that's the problem. Is I am upset about it.
I don't you know, I don't want Even if it
didn't I didn't get murdered, I still didn't want someone
else to m I know it's crazy to think, but
I want Americans to prosper and be healthy. And that
was the whole point of Maha on Maga and weird.
Oh the way your mind works, you want things to
go well, yeah, I know, No, I don't see it happening.
(07:08):
I can't fix the world, but I'd like to fix
my own country, or at least my community.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Would you think Venezuela's probably begging for war with America
because you lose a war to America, that is that
is jackpot, that's like winning the lottery.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Baby, that's a very good point, Billy, Yeah, come on,
bring it.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Those of us who survive will be living right next
door to you pretty soon.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Sure. Yeah, if you lose a war to us, we're
gonna move you to our country, give you free everything,
make you a politician, and then you could just crap
all over our country on national cable TV on a
daily basis. Happens every day. We'll give the terrorists in
your country their own air force, so that's cool. We'll
rebuild the entire country, but we'll still import you here
(07:52):
for some reason weird, and then our money will be
worth much less, but you'll have a lot of it.
So what do you care if it's worthless? You had
none before. Now you have lots of it, yep. And
we'll have less, you'll have more. It'll be better for you.
So congratulations, Venezuela, you just won the war with America lottery. Sweet.
That is the video.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Now, why do we rebuild the country? You know, like
say Venezuela, after we blow them up, go to war,
you know, tear it up pretty good. Why do we
rebuild it If we're bringing most of the people that
live there here, they're not going to get to enjoy
the rebuild. And that those that don't get to come
to America. I guess they gotta have something to brag on.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Some of these old school Republicans that pretend to be
Maga or pretend to be America first, really show their
true colors when you start talking about, Oh, what about
a new war with Venezuela. Yeah, no, that's that's great.
Yeah we want that. Well, that's different than these Mid
East countries. How's it different? I don't think it's different
at all. No, No, I'm saying to be seems really similar.
Explain to me when you're getting blown up or shot
(08:54):
at why Narco terrorism is different than Islamic terrorism. Don't
get me wrong, I'm all for blown up those boats
as they sail into the United States. Got no problem
with that. But boots on the ground in Venezuela. I
already know how this ends. Guys, my whole adult life,
we've been doing this. It's never worked.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I think I've seen that movie and the sequels. Wait,
which movie are we talking about?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
All of them?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Oh? Yeah, it's Walton Jealousy.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
It's a little christmas y now because it's so we're
not going to be playing an obnoxious amount of Christmas music,
but we are going to sprinkle in a little bit
of Chris.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
But before we get too far away from thankgeping, well,
was the best thing you ate over the whole four
day weekend?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Boy? Hey, good this weekend. I guess prime reb was
probably it.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
I had a really good did you have that or
horse rategy stuff with it?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
They did a duck fugoa on top, which isn't what
I'm used to what it's like duck fat. I guess
I don't know. I wouldn't have thought to put it
on there, but that's what they put on it. You know,
it's better bacon fat. Yeah, no, I'm with you, it's bacon.
In general. I do enjoy any meal where multiple animals
died just for me to get moderately full.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Well, sure, yeah, you just start sitting there at the
table counting. It's like, oh, the turkey gave up its life,
you know. And the ham obviously, by the way, the
correct answer to the best thing you ate over the
weekend if you had any, was.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Spiral cut ham.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I I didn't have any, but I like, oh God,
you got to go back and do Thanksgiving all over again,
because that's the best. That honey baked ham and I
guess that's a brand name, but you know what I mean,
the spiral cut all that, that's just about the best
thing is I had a little bit of turkey. We
had multiple you know meals obviously with different people and
(10:43):
different family members and in the neighborhood and out in
the country and all that. I mean, I had three
or four different kinds of stuffing, which my mama's is
still the best, uh, you know, and we had two
different kinds of that. We had to smoke turkey, we
had the deep fried turkey, both good, but that that
honey baked ham. We got to do a contract renegotiation. Uh.
(11:04):
And I don't think we're gonna get ninety million dollars
like LSU likes to throw around. But what we need
is to renegotiate our contracts. And if x stign's up
early this morning, he can write this down.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
That's our lawyer. By there's our agent.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
We need a contract that says that once a month,
on the first of every month, sure the radio station
provides us with a honey baked ham, and then we
can eat on that, you know, until it's gone or
until it goes bad, and then the next month we'll
get a new one. It's not gonna go bad. We're
gonna and think so we'll keep it in the fridge.
(11:38):
You know, you can microwave it as you go. There's
five of us. We can knock that out in a
day or tip. Well, we we gotta control ourselves, so,
I mean, we can't let everybody just have all they want.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
But someone keeps stealing our coffee mugs from I LOVEWJ
dot com that we've been leaving in the break room.
If we leave a ham in there, that's as good
as gone before the day's over.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
So we need our own refrigerator. Little lock combination locks, okay,
I guess, yeah, yeah, maybe a little digital or you
get one of them things put in her hand where
we can just wave it over the lock and it'll
just open right up.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Those those are the next hot thing. I hear.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
You just get a little chip implanted in your palm
and it's like your credit card information. Oh, I mean,
you're just begging to have your hand cut off by thieves.
But until until it happens, you're gonna have convenience.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I gotta tell you now that I've been robbed multiple
times in this radio station for the most mundane thing.
I don't really trust anyone around here. I mean, I
know it wasn't you. You weren't here this weekend, but boy,
that piss me off.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Johnson's mug disappeared. What a couple of months ago? Didn't
you immediately run to the Walton Johnson store and order
a freshy. It wasn't a couple of months ago. It
was like two or three weeks ago. But yeah, I
do have a still not here. It's actually on the
counter in my house. I had just who's not doing
any good? Well, it's Monday morning.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
You did you unwrap it and it's just sitting there
like not in the box. No, I didn't take it
out of the box. Oh, I just I.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Just to dip your balls and things before. I just
hope you left it in the box.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Yeah, to whoever stole my coffee mug over Thanksgiving weekend,
I just want to let you know my balls have
been all over the rim, the handle, everything, every sip
you take your mouth and my balls. That's nice. Enjoy that,
buddy jerk pisses me off anyway. I love WJ dot
com a great place to get Christmas gifts today, free
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(13:36):
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Just go to I Love WJ dot com. It's right there.
Are we the best or what?
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
We're just so nice? I mean I am for sure?
Well yeah, definitely and humble too. Hey anyway, Jasmine Crockett
of the Metroplex, she's the smartest woman in America. If
Kamala had won the election, this woman right here would
be in charge of the border. Here's jazzy Jazzy Jasmine.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Because that's the case, Let's talk about the white supremacist
and how many of them needs to be kicked out
of this country because I can guarantee you I can
shuck down more crimes that they've committed because overall immigrants
have a lower crime committal rate white supremacist.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Committal. My favorite thing about this panel it's what well,
I mean, besides the ridiculous thing she just said, She's
sitting on a panel right now with a white lady
who just probably has five hundred cats and two gay
black men, and then her. One of these gay black
men looks like he's dressed up to go to a
seventies themed disco.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Party, and it's like, why are you? Why do you
look like that? On National TV. Dude, if you saw
the movie, Oh, she wasn't a movie, it was a series, Snowfall. Okay,
he looks like one of the best characters on Snowfall,
Jerome Unk they called him because he was uncle you
know me. Boys, that's seventies all over right there.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Well, I haven't seen it, but I do know that
Jasmine says that white supremacists are causing all the violence
of this country. You're probably wondering, who are these white
supremacists you're talking It was able.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
To dehumanize people during the election, whether it was transfolk
or whether it was the immigrant he dehumanized.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
And if you study anything about.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
The Nazis, that is where it all starts, is the dais.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Oh she's talking about Trump supporters. Back to the Nazis again.
They just can't let it go. Okay, I low iq.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Jasmin Crockett once again disgustingly compares President Trump and his
supporters to Nazis. So when she says we need to
deport all the white supremacists, she just means average run
of the mill Republicans. At least that's what it sounds
like to me. And again, I repeat a point we
brought up earlier. And I hate to keep doing this
because I'm you know, but I have to explain in
context what she's saying. She's saying white men are the
(15:51):
problem in America. Now, I might remind everybody that at
no point any American history has the homicide rate murders
caused by white men been higher than the rate of
murders caused by black women, which is what she is.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
How many how many black women would you say you're
in America at the moment.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I mean, I I've learned not to do math on
the radio, but I mean it's percentage wise, it's about
six five to six percent of the country, six percent
of the population.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
And what's the percentage of white you you know your average,
You're probably about thirty to thirty five percent. Okay, so
that's more sure, Yeah, that's higher if we're doing the
math right, thirty five percent is higher than than five
or six percent. Now we told you about that per
capita stuff. I know, we're dangerously close to being racist. Anyway,
(16:40):
that's her job. You're right, that is her job, and
she's quite well for it. Congratulations to the little jazzy
there because she just got a very special award this
time of year. I forget the name of the the
news site now, I don't know, I forgot, but Jasmine
Crockett has just been awarded the Turkey of the Year award.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Oh I don't think that was MS and no, no,
I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
No Turkey of the Year award and it has gone
to Republicans and Democrats over the years. But it's basically,
you know, any of these politicians who have displayed a
particularly noticeable series of saying and doing really stupid stuff.
You know what, like turkeys. Turkeys are dumb birds. By
(17:25):
the way, she's a sweet girl, that jo She's wonderful.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Jasmine Crockett's on MS now and when she was fronted
about her lies that Republicans took donations from Jeffrey Epstein,
she give it this incoherent, minute long response, really a
Kamala Harris word salad. Now, before you listen to this,
remember that the vast majority of money Jeffrey Epstein gave
to politicians was primarily all to Democrats. There's almost nothing
(17:48):
he gave to Republicans. Anyway, here's a jazz and Crockett
trying to push this why that it was the Republicans
benefiting from child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
You made a little bit of news last week when
you missed it and accused LESE. Elden, another Republican. I
didn't necessarily money from Jeffrey Epstein, but it was a
different Jeffrey Epstein according to the financial records. Do you
want to I don't want to give the opportunity to.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Mend that, and I have no amendments. When I was
on the floor. For those that don't know how it works, basically,
they decided to bring this privileged motion up, and they
decided that they wanted to kick Stacey off of her
committees because Stacy had received Stacey Plaski, because she had
received a donation from Jeffrey Epstein, the real one. I
(18:32):
had maybe twenty minutes. We researched the FEC, and because
I like to speak with specificity, that's kind of what
comes with being an attorney. I made clear that there
was a Jeffrey Epstein. They knew on the other side
that I did not have time to actually pull up
and actually research, especially since that particular one that leads Elding.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
This goes on for a while and apos I'm out
of line. She is a mess. I want you to
imagine the logic of what she's trying to say here.
What she's trying to say is that because there wasn't
a lot of time for us to think before this
hearing happened, where this woman was being censured for taking
money from the most famous child rapist in history, I
(19:12):
had to lie to everybody. I had to use vague
information to push a lie. Imagine if that same logic
was applied to Gosh, I don't know a white cop
shooting a black man. Well, we showed up on the scene.
It was chaotic, we didn't know it was We only
in a few minutes to react, and so we shot
an innocent black man. Jasmine Crockett would be the first
person to go out in light a torch and stand
(19:34):
in that police officer's family's front yard and you bet
you say, off with his head. But for some reason,
that excuse with her is totally okay. Yeah, this one
involves her. Sure nay, everybody. Now back to Walton and Johnson,
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