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December 1, 2025 • 14 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sometimes when I hear black people talking, I'll interrupt them
and show a movie that's smart.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yeah, that's a really good way to quiet people down.
That's what it is. Yeah, Hi, everybody. It might take
a minute for some people to get that.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
That's fine. I don't care if they get it or
that was for you. Really, we'll be here for hours,
so you know, take your time. Sometimes I just tell
jokes to see if I can make Steve laugh and
the audience doesn't. They're inside jokes and nobody listening would
even get them. I somebody stole my coffee mug this morning,
and I just want to let you know if you're
the one that did that.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
I have habitually, at least.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Once a day, been dipping my balls in that coffee mug.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Enjoy. Now you just make it them? Want to keep
it more?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
But my all over the rim, the handle, wherever you're
putting your mouth in your hands. I gotta tell you,
you know that spot between your balls and your uh,
that's right where I rubbed it.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah. What do they call that? The gooch? There used
to be a name for the taint. Anyway, Merry Christmas, everybody,
that's good. Old other people might refer to it as
as gooch. However, that will not stop the delivery of
coffee now to your system. Because we have tiny, little

(01:15):
styrofoam cups. It looked like a small little midget should
be holding this cup in his little midget hand. Yeah
that's right. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Now I'm gonna just be enjoying tiny cups of coffee today.
I have my annual physical later today, so I cannot
eat food today.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
All in that fun for the rest of us, because
now we're supposed to starve ourselves because of you.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
No, you can eat right. The thing about, guy, get
something really good and make you jealous A guy my
age and my lifestyle. I'm so neurotic. I've had multiple
blood and urine tests over the last year, so I
already know what to expect today. Why I get the physical, Well,
you just to check the cholesterol. That's pretty much the
only thing left.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yep. And are you taking any cholesterol medication? I am not. Okay,
if you were and you wanted to get that, the
doctors have this great plan where you have to come
back in for another office visit before they can, you know,
refill your prescription because they need to see you at
leave two or three times a year, you know, for
the office visit, because that's just that's just pure profit

(02:18):
right there.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Sure otherwise that PPO doesn't give them enough money to
buy a boat.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yep, imagine that. You don't want to be that doctor,
do you without a boat?

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Anyway, Now that you're all caught up on our stupid lives,
all right, how are you doing, Steve?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Well?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Hey, how was Thanksgiving? It was good? Good weekend? Yeah,
not bad? Yeah, I was at a lot. I'll probably
think we spent it together. We didn't. We don't do
that exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
We hang out. We just this weekend I was with
my uncle. I went to a bunch of comedy clubs,
a bunch of them. Yeah, I went to I've seen
at least so many for kind of what was the
same club, to be honest, I just.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Spent one comedy club multiple times. Yes, that's fairy, Okay.
I spent the weekend at a comedy club a lot.
Do we have multiple comedy clubs in Houston? We have
four at least. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
There's the Improv, which is corporate, the punt in there,
the Punchline, which is also corporate. That's downtown. Then there's
something called the Secret Group, which is woke comedy for leftists.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Oh that can't be fun.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
I've only done one show there and they did not
like us, didn't get invited back.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
And then there's this place called The Riot.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
The Riot is above a dive bar and it's where
you go to see really offensive upcoming comedians. And it's
kind of like a New York City comedy club. You
never know who's going to come out on stage is
and it is like it looks like they haven't even
finished building the place. You can see the pipes in
the finish, and that is easily my favorite comedy club
in the city.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Sounds lovely. Yeah, how about you, How are you doing?
Oh good? I did not go to comedy clubs pretty much,
just hung out with you know, family. I got to
see my granddaughter. Yeah, she's man eight years old and
you'd think she was going on eighteen. They're just just
growing up so fast. Tell her to stop. Yeah, I've tried,

(04:04):
and I've told the parents maybe stop feeding her so much,
you know, but they keep providing.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
That's the thing about kids. They just keep growing whether
you're looking at them or not. So you know, look
at them, sure when they're growing and then you can
be part of it.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
All right.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Well, anyway, we got a lot going on this week,
and there's a lot happening here. In case you hadn't heard,
we have a new fun country to have war with.
That's Venezuela. We'll dive into that today. And then there
is the talk of the special election in Tennessee. We'll
give you all the details on that. Marco Rubio has
been recording his height. He's growing, so that's exciting.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
You're intentionally burying the lead, I'm sure, because this is
the only real story that matters. It's morning Muslims. Senator
Corey Booker got married, Yeah, to a woman, which is
kind of odd.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
And just for the record, Elton John and Rock Hudson
had wives too.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
I think the only difference is they weren't running for president.
That's uh. I don't get that, does it?

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Who?

Speaker 1 (05:08):
He married some lady that kind of looks like Rosario Dawson,
but his name is Alexis Lewis and she is a Jew.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Look out? Oh is that going to help them?

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Did the research and it's funny that is mentioned in
the very second sentence of the story. Cory Booker married
his fiance in a whirlwind. They've only been together three months,
a whirlwin engagement, and it was blessed by both a
pastor and a rabbi because she is Jewish and a Booker.

(05:46):
I'm not really sure, some sort of a Christian maybe,
I don't know, is that right? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:52):
I was just looking at an article too here and
it said, uh, Cory Booker and his jew wife celebrated
with with challa, lot keys and brisket. Afterwards they enjoyed
tiny hats and spinning a draidle because she's a Jew.
That's a weird way to explain it in the article,
but that sure is. That's what they wanted you to know.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Well, as long as they're happy, and boy, they sure do.
It's a love that will last through the ages.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah, I'm sure that love will last just as long
as his romance with Rosario Dawson did, which means right
after the elections, yeah, or the next pandemic exposes them
for living at opposite ends of the country. She's shacked
up with some upcoming actor in Hollywood. He lives with
his personal assistant, who's a man half his age.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Totally platonic, totally wonderful. And romantic that I can't do
for the week. That not fun. Walton and Johnson Radio Network.
Did you see that?

Speaker 1 (06:52):
It's December, knock up on us. Welcome to Christmas time.
Marry Christmas everyone. Muslims are killing people in the streets again,
just in time for the holidays.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
And I think you mean still Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
And apparently it's it's your fault for voting for Trump,
according to the mainstream media that thought it was somebody's
fault for voting for bidency since he's brought them all
in here.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
See, you only think that because you're awake and paying attention.
I started thinking again, and that's not going to get
us anywhere.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah, don't do that. Yeah, just listen to the media.
They'll tell you what to think. It is Cyber Monday,
the one day a year when you shop online.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
It is the silliest thing ever. Cyber Monday. We just
had Cyber Friday, whether you want to call it that
or not. It was the biggest online shopping day of
the year. Now today is supposed to be bigger.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
We no longer live in a world where people riot
on Black Fridays, so that's good. But now we've got
porch pirates.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
So and by the way, I don't believe most of
those videos that are all over social media now of
porch pirates stealing packages, running halfway to the street with
them and then seeing them explode in colors or whatever
they're you know, smoke or whatever they're blowing up in. Hey,

(08:11):
I'm not falling for that. That's no, I haven't seen that. Now.
I want to feel like I'm fun to watch, but
I don't think it's happening. I feel like I'm missing
out now. For one thing, you're not supposed to booby trap,
you know. It's like, well, you're not supposed to steal
stuff either, but they do, but you're still not supposed
to booby trap your packages. I don't know. The cops
are funny about stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
There is a group of people out there who you
and I would probably agree with on most political issues,
and they're making a really dumb point right now.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
It's really dumb.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
In one hand, they're telling us after this national these
two National Guards members were shot by an Afghan refugee,
they said, we need no more refugees from foreign countries.
We don't want any more of them. And then in
the other hand, they're saying, there's too many Venezuelan refugees here.
We have to go to war with Venezuela. Yeah, yeah,
And I'm just curious, why do you think those Afghan

(09:03):
refugees exist in the first place? And then, if you
know the answer, why do you think war with Venezuela
would produce less refugees? Every time we go to war
with some piece of crap foreign third world country, we
import their problems.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Kind of famous for it. Actually, you know, people expect
it now.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
I have a buddy, his name's Tom, He's a nice guy,
and he's arguing with me last night on Twitter. I
was like, name a time during your lifetime that we,
you know, we went to war with a foreign country
and fixed it. He was trying to explain to me
that we have to go to war with Venezuela to
fix it, Yeah, in order so we'll have somewhere to
send the refugees. And I didn't understand that at all,
And then I said what I just said, and he goes.

(09:41):
Kenny Germany was like, hang on a second. After first
of all, eighty percent of the Nazis killed during that
war happened on the Eastern Front, with the Soviet So
that one really us. But then after that war ended,
do you think we fixed Germany? The next thing that
happened there was communism? Why would huh? If you're a

(10:02):
middle aged Republican man and you don't have a good
understanding of like World War two history, please don't embarrass
yourself on Twitter. That's just painful to listen to this anyway.
I don't want to pay for war with Venezuela. I don't,
and it probably doesn't matter. It looks like it's gonna
happen anyway, because Marco Rubio he gets a you know,
a say or something.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
I don't know. This is he really wants to fix
South America. I don't. I don't know why we want
to fix South America. But I don't know. It's someone's
I do now. Yep, can't help.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
But I know I understand the last twenty years of history,
and I see where this is going.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
All right. So that's a thing.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
And then in the meantime, the media is blaming us
for the Afghan national who shot the two National guardsmen.
Oh really, I mean, before they even knew what happened,
they were blaming us. Here's a clip of live coverage
from over Thanksgiving weekend on one of the major networks,
but MS Now sorry this is MSNBC.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
But of course, you know, there's so much controversy happening
in the United States right now with Ice who are
also wearing uniforms and wearing masks, and so there's you
don't know, people walking around with uniforms in an American city.
There are some Americans that might object to that. So

(11:18):
apparently this shooting has happened.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
What it just happened? Those things just happened.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
It's like, look, you know, it's first of all, it
was definitely an American that did it.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
No.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
The second of all, it really is just happening because
Trump's putting all these people out on the streets. You know,
you got you can't blame people for shooting at the
people in uniforms.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
No, you can't blame them for that. Well, what that's
your thing.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Now, that's your point, that that's your live take the
live coverage, by the way, turns out it wasn't an American.
It was some Afghan national obviously, And I'm not really
sure how that's Trump's fault. We got everything is Trump's fault. Well,
Trump has made the point now, no more of this.
We've got a for the time being, we need to
pause all immigration from third world piece of crab countries.

(12:06):
I'm here for it. The Immigration and Nationality Acts, Section
two one two, Part F. Whenever the President finds that
the entry of any aliens or of any class of
aliens in the United States would be detrimental to the
interest of the United States, he may buy proclamation and
for such period as he shall deem necessary, suspend the
entry of all aliens or any class of aliens as

(12:27):
immigrants are non immigrants.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
I guess Biden didn't know about that, because he didn't
suspend any ever once.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, so we just got another one of these guys.
Right after this happened, another Afghan national was on TikTok
talking about building a bomb and going after the Metroplex
Dallas for specifically Fort Worth.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
So he's been detained. Now there's going to be more
of this, you know that, of course. Yeah. Has anybody
checked with Ilhan Omar to find out what she thinks,
because she's happy to speak on the immigration problem with America.
Funny you brought that up. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
This is a short part of a long sound bite
where she's basically just saying that, you know, kind of
like nine to eleven, people are being really mean to Muslims.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Now, it's an easy clickbait.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
There is a lot of hate in this country for Muslims.
There's a lot of hate in this country for black people,
especially black women, and there is a lot of hate.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Us me me, me, me, me me me.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
We're talking about an Afghan national who's not a black woman,
neither black nor a woman going out and shooting the
national Guards. But since you brought up black women, fun
fact about that, at no time in American history has
the homicide rate of murders caused by white men been
higher than the homicide rate of murders caused by black women.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Now. Now, now, if we take into consideration, and I
know it's racist to do so, of course, the percentage
of white men in America versus black women, right, it
seems it should go the other way. You would think, yeah,
it turns out no, it was up drag Walton and

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