June 30, 2025 • 51 mins
This episode of The Jubal Show is a rollercoaster of jaw-dropping confessions, hilarious fails, and emotional showdowns. We kick things off with a jaw-dropping Dirty Little Secret featuring a sugar baby who took "room service" to a whole new level. Then, in First Date Follow Up, Selena’s dreamy food festival romance takes a bizarre turn when her date reveals her shocking hair-tracking habit.
We also dive into an AI-powered breakup prank that leaves one boyfriend hilariously scrambling, plus a round of You vs Victoria trivia where listeners battle for Matt Rife tickets. And in To Catch a Cheater, Paul confronts his girlfriend Leslie in an intense, heart-wrenching reveal about her ex — a can’t-miss moment.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I like to dance around the house and sing at
the top of my voice. Secondly, have some adult private time.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
WHOA, that's a.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Text We just got into four who nos six to
one because there's a trend going viral of married men
confessing what they secretly do when their wife and kids
leave the house.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh, give us the overshare?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
What do you do?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Text day in or call us eight at eight three
four three six one text four one six one. Well
what were some of the answers? So you can see
what goes on when you're not at home if you
have a husband, and if you're a husband, you can
get some inspo for the next time your partner leaves
the house. But here here's some of the top responses
from people online. I make disgustingly huge meal, pop those
pants off and read in complete silence.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Wow, your pants?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Why do you have to take your pants off to read?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
The meal have to be so big?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, it's really just kind of messy.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I where that first started. I thought it went in
with like TV, you know, and then you're reading a
book in silence specifically, Yeah, pants off? That is strange.
We're going over a thread that's going viral of a
husband's sharing the things that they do when their wife's
not around. I lounge around naked, It's comfortable, involves less laundry,
(01:15):
and it's better for the skin.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Why, okay, why do you wish your wife leaps?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I know?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Why is everybody get naked after?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
You can do that when she's there?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Except why?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Like, no, I'm not in the mood. I didn't want
to do that. I just want to lay on the couch.
It's better for the skin. Get off the couch with
your naked body, right.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
I feel like I've heard multiple guys also say, but
it's better for like that way, it's better for the environment.
We're not using so much water to clean all the laundry.
And I'm like, that's not how that really works.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Like, no, it is.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I mean I don't think I really.
Speaker 7 (01:49):
I really think women do that too. I think anytime
you can just be free, a lot of people enjoy that.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yeah. I don't dig laying around the house naked.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
I don't like being naked.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, I'm not a big fan of just being naked. Yeah,
just so naked when I'm naked.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yeah, if an intruder comes in, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (02:07):
What what am I going to do the best way
to distract him?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
You just saved your Yeah, they were not expecting somebody
to be so.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
And I don't want to die naked like that.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah, that's one thing I do think about. It is
like what if I what if I just had like
a random heart attack.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Right, this is the walk and I'm just.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Knew on my couch. That's I don't want people finding
me that I'm.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Not gonna be like prepped for a good picture or
anything like that.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Like I don't want you.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Know you guys, that's what you just say. You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
There's a thread going viral of husband sharing the things
that they do when their wife is not around. Here's
another person said that they binge watched their shows automotive Survival, construction,
et cetera.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Take a bath, relax and do some arn art. Take
the bath. I wasn't expecting.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Little bubble baths in an auto show, automotive construction.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yeah, this binging shows.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
About that, and then man, I gotta go take a
bath now.
Speaker 7 (03:06):
Bubble bath in some extreme maker balance baby balance I do.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Here's another husband who said, my wife has a wildly
strong aversion to meet on the bone and the sound
of crunching and chewing. So if she goes out for
the evening, then it's a wing dome and for me
all night.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
That is a good use of your solo time because
you can only do that by yourself.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Exactly. We're going over a trend of husbands confessing the
things that they do when their wife isn't around or
leaves for the evening Xbox. I know it seems obvious,
but just being able to play for hours at a
time and not miss the cut scenes that advance the
story in the game is blissed.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Is that what your wife doesn't allow you to do,
I know.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Really watching anything and not needing to miss it.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
Yeah, sound like children when their parents go off to
dark and they're like, oh, like.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
At an hour x bod.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I mean my daughter literally admitted me the other day.
She's like, when you're not around, at you very loudly,
and then stared at me.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Loudly.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
So you think, you know, a lot of the answers
would be like, oh, they're they're on the internet looking
at things. Yeah, they're not just playing Xbox exactly. I
think this one person might not have a wife anymore.
But they responded, and I think that they might not
have a wife because of their response. But I would
go to the beach during the day, then buy a
(04:39):
bunch of frozen Pizza's ice cream fudge rent before streaming
all the movies I wanted to watch, make a strong cocktail,
and then if she had a dog, it would clean
up the leftovers, and then we would promise not to
tell her.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
So's whole day if she had a dog.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
This is imaginary way.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
It doesn't sound like you want to partner at all
to go to the beach eyes, it's fine. Another husband said,
I get stone and watch the most violent, cursed word
filled movie with the round sound on full blast.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
What okay? Another good use of your time.
Speaker 8 (05:16):
You have neighbors, nobody cares.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
And then another husband said, I made lamb chops or
steak because my wife doesn't like them. Then I sit
out on the back porch and smoke a cigar because
she doesn't like the smell. I listen to music loudly
because she said it hurts her ears. And then I
hope that she doesn't come home early.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
It's another jubile phone frame.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Hello, Hello, this is Breakup bought nine thousand, the new
AI breakup software. I'm looking to speak with Darren regarding
his relationship with Kayla.
Speaker 9 (05:57):
Uh is daring?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I can spond and understand your responses. If at any
time you'd like to speak with a human, you can
simply say human and I'll connect you.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
What is this?
Speaker 10 (06:10):
What's what's what's going on?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I'm calling to let you know that your girlfriend, Kayla
has decided to break up with you.
Speaker 10 (06:20):
What she could call me?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Like?
Speaker 11 (06:23):
What? What is this?
Speaker 12 (06:25):
AI?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
It seems like you might be confused. I'll explain it again.
My name is breakup Bot nine thousand, a new AI
software technology.
Speaker 9 (06:37):
This is this is so dumb? What the going on?
Let me talk to Kayla.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Kayla has selected the soft let down with light gaslighting
breakup style. Please press one to be blamed for everything.
Speaker 11 (06:48):
No, no, no, I want to talk to Kayla.
Speaker 13 (06:51):
Ay.
Speaker 11 (06:51):
Look, cannot break up with me right now?
Speaker 13 (06:54):
Over?
Speaker 11 (06:54):
AYI she could have my she has my phone number,
she can call me. Let me talk to you in.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Okay. If I understood you correctly, you'd like to speak
to you a human. It sounds like you might be
emotionally struggling one moment. Yes, Hello, this is Ted Tid.
Is this Darren.
Speaker 9 (07:19):
Hayla's breaking up with me?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yes? It seems like okay, so yes, it seems like
you might be pretty upset that you just received a
breakup phone call from your girlfriend, Kayla. Am I reading
that situation.
Speaker 11 (07:35):
Kayla for months now and we've been doing pretty good?
Speaker 9 (07:38):
What what is?
Speaker 11 (07:39):
But she couldn't even call me?
Speaker 9 (07:40):
Would?
Speaker 11 (07:41):
She followed me over A? I? Yes, this is so
dumb talk to me.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yes. Well, she was saying that she did not want
to speak with you, which is why she hired us.
We are a news service.
Speaker 11 (07:53):
And oh no, no, no, no, no, Taylor cannot do this.
Speaker 9 (07:57):
You know what, I'm breaking up with Kayla.
Speaker 11 (07:59):
Cayla, you cannot break up with me over a I'm
breaking up with Kalos.
Speaker 9 (08:04):
There's ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
I've never heard of this stuffing.
Speaker 11 (08:07):
Thefore what even?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Well? Thank you very much for asking, Darren. I do
understand this is an emotional time for you. You just
got kicked to the curb, which, oh jeez, that was
a little insensitive the way I said, Dot sye, you
know what that is? That is why we have breakup.
About nine thousand it's programmed to not say those type
of things. I'm so sorry about this, but yes, this
is a new service. You may have seen it on
(08:31):
the TikTok or any of the social media's. You can
hire us. It costs twenty five dollars for a light breakup,
forty five dollars for an intense breakup, and sixty five
dollars to let someone know you're divorcing them. And I
would like to ask you if you'd stay on the
line after this for a quick customer service review.
Speaker 11 (08:48):
No, no, this came a voice, mope back. I'll pay
whatever I need to pay, but just over, I'm.
Speaker 9 (08:54):
Breaking up with her too.
Speaker 11 (08:56):
Don't even pay for this. I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Well, it's been I'm surprised you haven't seen it. It's
gone viral everywhere, and we are getting people signing up
like crazy to have a breakup. About nine thousand call
and do the hard conversations for them.
Speaker 11 (09:11):
No, no, this is this is this is done, this
is gone. This is ridiculous. Hey, aren't taken over for
one like this is a dumb you say, Hey, Hi,
I'd rather use al a job application for a resume
or sell me figure out friendship dynamic, but not.
Speaker 9 (09:27):
For a breakout.
Speaker 11 (09:28):
You can have a conversation with this with somebody. This
is gone, this is sup we get rid of the
service now. I was just about to tell Tayla I
love her and it's been six months. This is usually
a either break up with me.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
No, she is not, unfortunately, unfortunately. I guess it'd be.
I guess it would probably be more fortunate than unfortunate,
wouldn't it.
Speaker 11 (09:50):
What are you talking about? You just told me that
Kayla's breaking up with me or AI's breaking.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
Up with me.
Speaker 11 (09:55):
I'm just confused, like, yeah, what is going on?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I love Taylor?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I mean nothing, Okay, So what happened is she wanted
to do a prank phone call on you. And this
is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your girlfriend. Caylea set you up.
It's a joke.
Speaker 9 (10:16):
She Oh my god, Cala.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
She said that, you know, she's really enjoyed the last
couple of months of getting to know you and becoming
your girlfriend, and she wanted to brank you, and I.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Guess, oh my god.
Speaker 7 (10:32):
I love Cala.
Speaker 10 (10:33):
Cayla, I love you.
Speaker 9 (10:35):
I'm gonna give you the biggest kids.
Speaker 11 (10:36):
When I get home, you know what, I'm headed to
the store now to get you some flowers.
Speaker 9 (10:40):
But this don't like this again?
Speaker 14 (10:45):
Wake up every morning with jebile phone Franks, we say mornings.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I'm twenty.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
It was three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day. But it's time for
Nina's what's trending. I don't know what that noise was,
but Nina sounds like something trending.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Got a lot of trending for you.
Speaker 7 (11:00):
I mean, maybe going viral is on your bucket list
for the summer, and.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
If it is, I got you.
Speaker 7 (11:05):
You want to post food, and if you're going to
post any food in particular to go viral, you want
to post fries, chicken, and pasta, because, according to the
gram and what everybody wants, those are the things that
people stare at, yeah, share the most.
Speaker 15 (11:19):
Well, yeah, it sounds amazing right now.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
Actually, fries, chicken and pasta. Dang, and all the different
ways you can have the fries, chicken and pasta.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
And you can put them together.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Uh no, blend, No fried.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Chicken and pasta smoothie?
Speaker 7 (11:32):
Ew actually no, no, not a smoothie. I was just
gonna say fried chicken and pasta, and I was trying
to figure out all the fries came in and they
don't so chicken parmesan.
Speaker 15 (11:43):
That's technically like, yeah, you.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Put alfredo down, You put a slab of chicken on
their beautiful chicken and some fries in it.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
No blend it ew.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
They take a picture of it not blended. Then you
take a picture of it blended.
Speaker 7 (11:59):
Alexis food like babyhood. It is blended out, stumpy.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
For the picture, you drop a parsley on the top of.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah, Americans love food. Yeah, I'm not eating, We're just
looking at pictures of it and saving it. When animals
did that with like dog food, it's just like other bowls.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
Of food versus.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I mean, you're not far off though.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
How happen our dogs dreaming about food, waiting for you
to give them food?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
That's all they do pretty much.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
We taught them now, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Because we do.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Yeah, you've been in a family vacation, someone's like, all right,
we're going.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
To be doing such and such. That's before lunch.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
After lunch is this, and the dinner is really important,
that's going to be this, and then snack time is it,
and you're like, what are we doing?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
My family is one hundred percent that way.
Speaker 7 (12:56):
We plan our lives around food percent because food is love.
But speaking of summer and summer planning, it is a
nineties kid summer.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
It has been dubbed already. It is trending everywhere.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
The idea is, though, is to give your kids the
kind of summer that you had back in the nineties.
So this is millennials with children essentially. So all the
kids are riding bikes, playing outside, flashlight tag in classicals,
flash nineties kids still do all of this stuff. I
don't I don't know it has to be nineties kid, But.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I didn't realize that was a nineties summer. I just
thought it was before the internet summer essentially.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
So I have to tell my daughter to get a job.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yeah, that's how I spent my I don't think I
spent a summer not working until I was like out
of the house.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Yeah, well to get a job.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Maybe just gonna have a fun job.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
Yeah, no, give her give her a job that like you,
I don't know if you probably did this as a kid,
but like my grandma used to have me do her
old uncle taxes like I would just count all the numbers.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Okay, I was an asking job.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
No, I had groceries to buy, Victoria, How old.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Were you when you were doing quote unquote texts?
Speaker 6 (14:06):
I was counting all the I was counting all the numbers.
That make sure to add it up correctly checking. Give
me one hundred bucks for it.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I feel like I gotta teach them young, if you will.
Speaker 7 (14:21):
Now on a totally completely different note, this is more
on a saving money kind of a trend, and it
is that ozempic is just so expensive that people are
now making their own.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
So I don't think homemade ozempic.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
You know, the best homemadeozempic is the gym.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Also, nature's ozempic is just a supplement. I found it.
It's called Berberine's Like, I gotta start my Nature's Olympic.
You're like, you're what.
Speaker 6 (14:50):
It's like?
Speaker 15 (14:50):
I found it, don't you worry?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
How are they making that home ozempic?
Speaker 7 (14:54):
So the active ingredients in ozempic are found in China,
so they're ordering it, mixing it up at home in
their own little concoctions. But experts are saying it's not
safe to do obviously, but it cost them fifty dollars
a month, opposed to a few hundred dollars a month
version of breaking bad.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
You know what else costs fifty dollars a month, that shim, No,
it cost me one hundred.
Speaker 15 (15:17):
Thank you very much, Brad.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Take a different gym oh close to my apartment.
Speaker 7 (15:23):
I just think after hearing all those things, whatever you do,
just be safe out there.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 15 (15:28):
I don't think I would trust us to make our own.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I don't trust myself to do that in no way.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
A lot of people have a lot of confidence. They
didn't earn Victoria.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I'm pretty much a chemist. I saw on TikTok this
fourteen year old making some of zempic. They showed me
house pretty much chemist, Yeah, don't do it.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
That's a strending. It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Paul is on the phone today for to catch a cheater.
He's been with his girlfriend Leslie for three years, but
now he thinks something's going on. So we're going to
see if we can help him out and try to
catch her in a second if she is. Hopefully she isn't.
But Paul tell us what's going on? Man?
Speaker 16 (16:06):
Yeah, I've been with my girlfriend Leslie now for three years,
and overall things have been great.
Speaker 9 (16:11):
It's been nice three years.
Speaker 16 (16:13):
Leslie actually moved up here from a small town, you know,
one of those really small towns out in the middle
of nowhere.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Scary to me, but yes.
Speaker 16 (16:23):
Yeah, you know, to be honest, the same for me,
it's a little odd going back because we visit often
to her family, and every time we go back there,
I just.
Speaker 9 (16:36):
Feel like it's going to another country or another planet
or something.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
That's kind of nice. You really get to escape.
Speaker 9 (16:43):
Yeah, and it's not really a big deal to visit often.
I know, like I said, it's like another planet over there.
But you know, my relationship with my family's a you know,
at best strain. So you know, I've never had a
problem going back with her as frequently as we do.
Speaker 16 (16:58):
But unfortunately the year I'm not able to go back
and visit with her on her mom's birthday, Yeah, I'm
really swamped at work, and you know, it wasn't really
a huge deal. But that's kind of where in regards
to this trip of me not going with her.
Speaker 9 (17:19):
Is kind of where suspicion started creeping in.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Okay, was she upset that you couldn't go with her.
Speaker 16 (17:25):
Well, see, that's that's the thing. It actually didn't seem
like she was upset that I wasn't going with her.
And you know, recently, you know, I feel like she's
been kind of pushing me away.
Speaker 9 (17:39):
You know, I feel like, you know, she's been.
Speaker 16 (17:43):
Getting you know, a little bit more distant from me.
We've been getting into more arguments. And you know, one
thing I've noticed, and and the thing that I'm worried about,
is this guy Joel.
Speaker 9 (18:00):
Joel is her it.
Speaker 16 (18:01):
It's her ex from you know, like her kind of
high school sweetheart, kind of guy you know, still lives
in that small town where she came from. And I've
noticed that her and Joel have been texting a lot more,
you know, recently, they've.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
You said, a lot more so they've always been a yeah, they.
Speaker 17 (18:20):
You know, you know, to be honest, I'm not one
of those guys that's like has a huge issue with
somebody having a friendship with an ex or you know,
having that relationship ongoing.
Speaker 9 (18:30):
I met Joel, you know, when.
Speaker 16 (18:31):
We've gone to to you know, to visit, you know,
I've met the guy. You know, he seems like a
decent person and and everything, but honestly has always just
kind of been or at least in my perception, like
sporadic communication.
Speaker 9 (18:47):
And you know, now it seems like it's getting to
be a lot more frequent.
Speaker 16 (18:53):
Like I noticed that, you know, you know, I'll notice
her phone will light up, you know, a lot, and
and I'll see you know, his name, you know, pop up,
you know, like it does on the phone. And I
noticed it's more and more, and you know, I even
asked her about it, and you know, she's gotten a
little bit defensive, like about me like checking on her
or why am I looking at her phone and.
Speaker 9 (19:11):
And that kind of stuff.
Speaker 16 (19:13):
Okay, Honestly, like to put two and two together, I
noticed that it's really been since I told her that
I wasn't going that I wasn't gonna be able to
make it to the trip.
Speaker 9 (19:23):
And I told her mom, I wasn't going to be
able to make it.
Speaker 16 (19:25):
That you know, the communication frequency you know, stepped up
and they started talking more. And like I said, I
didn't really feel like she was particularly upset that I
wasn't going to be able to make it.
Speaker 9 (19:35):
And I and I did, I asked her about it,
and like I said, She got defensive, and she also said, you.
Speaker 16 (19:41):
Know, oh, no, you know, just we were playing on
meeting up with mutual friends or we're just making you know,
some friends plans and old friends and getting together while
I'm in town or while she's in town. Rather, and
I don't recall any friend group or mutual friends. I've
never hung out with her and her mutual friends in
her small town, so you know, honestly, I really don't
(20:03):
know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
In So you think maybe it's like she's planning something
with him for when she's there, but you're.
Speaker 9 (20:10):
Not there exactly.
Speaker 16 (20:13):
Yeah, So I thought maybe you guys could call her
from you know, just say you're our credit card company
and say she won a free travel ticket and a
free companion, and just ask her who she would pick
to be that companion.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Okay, yeah, yeah, that's a good idea. All right, we'll
play a song come back, and then call her and
hopefully she gives us your name and not somebody else's.
But we'll play a song come back and get your
to catch a Cheater next, it's.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Right in the middle of to Catch a cheater if
you're just joining us. Paul is on the phone and
he thinks that his girlfriend of three years named Leslie
might be cheating. So in a second, we're about to
call her and see if we can catch her. But first, Paul,
why don't you refresh everybody's memory on your situation.
Speaker 9 (20:55):
We've been together three years.
Speaker 16 (20:57):
I'm worried she's getting back with or in a relationship
with her ex boyfriend from high school. And I was
hoping you guys could just pretend to be the credit
card company and say she want a free flight and
see who she picks. Okay, And she's going back home
to visit her mom and I'm not going. And I'm
worried that she's been really texting this guy and planning
(21:19):
on seeing him when I'm not there.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Okay, are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 18 (21:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
All right, man, here we go.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Hi, this is Global calling for I was looking for
our card holder Leslie.
Speaker 11 (21:42):
Is is?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
She is everything?
Speaker 18 (21:43):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (21:44):
I'm actually calling you some good news. Congratulations for being
a card holder with us and racking up so many
points and miles in travel. You've won to voucher for
six hundred dollars in free travel for yourself and a companion.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Oh my god.
Speaker 18 (21:59):
Wow, that's so cool.
Speaker 14 (22:00):
Thank you.
Speaker 18 (22:01):
So what do I do?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Well, it's simple. Your voucher will go automatically into your
account online. So the only thing that I would need
would be the name of the companion that you would
take with you. Now, I can give you some time
to obviously think about that, but unfortunately they ask that
we give them that information ahead of time.
Speaker 10 (22:22):
You know.
Speaker 12 (22:23):
Oh, okay, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Okay, great, just the first and last name would be awesome.
Speaker 8 (22:29):
Yeah, can you make it to Joel?
Speaker 19 (22:34):
Yes, I can get that notated on there. We wou'd
like to send an email to this person so that
you can also give them the good news with like
a little bit of an E card type situation.
Speaker 18 (22:47):
Yeah, maybe just say that things keep.
Speaker 13 (22:51):
Getting better and after this trip we can go back
and have the talk.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
I'll just read it back to you, Okay, it says
your boyfriend of three years, Paul is on the phone
right now listening to this and probably wants to know
why you got the companion ticket for Joel and are
sending Joel that message?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
What do I get that?
Speaker 12 (23:14):
Right?
Speaker 9 (23:15):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Paul?
Speaker 18 (23:17):
Wait, Paul's Yeah, whats going.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
On, Leslie. This is the Jubile Show. It's a radio show,
and we do a segment where we catch people cheating
and Paul thought you might be able to do.
Speaker 9 (23:27):
Something, but yeah, it seems I'm right.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Oh my god.
Speaker 13 (23:33):
Wow.
Speaker 12 (23:34):
Okay, Well I was definitely not prepared to have this conversation.
Speaker 8 (23:38):
At this moment, but I guess this is where we're at.
Speaker 9 (23:43):
Hi, Paul, Hi, Yeah, you don't playing what's going on?
Speaker 8 (23:49):
Yeah, it's true. I've been talking to my ex Joel,
you know, you know Joel?
Speaker 9 (23:58):
Yeah, well I know that part. I know you've been talking.
I've talked to you about how you've been talking. But
what's going on?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (24:04):
So we've been talking, you know, about our past and
the relationship and how it's never really had any real
finality or ending.
Speaker 6 (24:14):
And.
Speaker 12 (24:15):
You know, and then the conversation just kind of went
into how there's still some feelings there that we have
even though you know, we've broke off obviously, and that
you know, what we've been wanting in our life is
really the same thing, which is to be in that town,
in our town together and have the same feature there.
(24:37):
And I feel like an absolutely horrible person, right now,
but I'm I mean, Paul, I'm in love with with Joel,
and I've fallen back in love with him this past month,
and I really think we want to try and make
it work this time.
Speaker 13 (24:57):
And so I guess my thought process was I wanted
to get that ticket to Joel so that he could
come here to us and we could all talk about it,
and you know, he could help.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Me move my things back home.
Speaker 16 (25:13):
Yeah, are you serious? I honestly I can't believe it.
You think you think you're ready to fly him with
a free companion ticket to our house so that I
would sit down with him and what shake his hand?
Speaker 9 (25:29):
Wish you well? I mean I can't.
Speaker 16 (25:31):
And you know, honestly, you know I love you, and
you know we've been together three years. But it's really
the sneaking around that bothers.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Me the most.
Speaker 16 (25:40):
That I got to like do a whole setup to
catch you. Like I confronted you about you texting him
and you talking to him, and obviously I knew something
was up, and you could sense something was.
Speaker 9 (25:49):
Up, and we've been kind of, you know, at odds,
and the tension has been high. Why couldn't you just
talk to me? Why does it have to come out
like this. This is ridiculous. And also, you know, Hugh
for doing this around your mom's birthday.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
Storio.
Speaker 9 (26:00):
Honestly, like, this is a like, this.
Speaker 16 (26:02):
Is a devastating thing. And you know I love your
mom to death. Okay, you know she likes me, or
at least you've told me she likes me, you know,
And and you want to put this around your mom's
birthday and and and more so, instead of this being
a very serious conversation about us breaking up or you
moving up, you're like capitalizing on the fact that I
couldn't make it to this trip. You're like seeing as
(26:24):
like a blessing. And I could tell, I could tell
you didn't want me there, you know. So you know,
you know I love you, but like you, I.
Speaker 12 (26:35):
Hear what you're saying that I probably deserve that.
Speaker 9 (26:39):
I mean, honestly, you deserve more than that, you know.
And you know you can text me, you could, you can,
you can reach out.
Speaker 16 (26:45):
You obviously you would get yourself when I don't want
to see you, I don't want to see him. It's
not going to be the sit down, nice hug, shake
hand thing.
Speaker 9 (26:51):
You know.
Speaker 16 (26:51):
Honestly, I really hope you're happy because you're taking it.
Speaker 9 (26:55):
Off from me.
Speaker 8 (26:57):
Okay, well, well we'll talk about it, and I'm again
I'm sorry that it had to come off this way.
Speaker 9 (27:03):
But nope, nothing to talk about. It is done.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Okay, all right, well Paul, I'm sorry, man, so sorry.
Speaker 9 (27:13):
You know, well, you know what, y'all don't need to apologize.
She's the only one that needs to apologize. Thank you,
Thank you.
Speaker 16 (27:18):
Like I said earlier, you know, I was going to
be embarrassed either way, but thank you for saving me
a trip to go over there and embarrass myself.
Speaker 9 (27:24):
Obviously, I'm pissed off. This is ridiculous, but.
Speaker 16 (27:27):
You know what, at least it's better than me flying
over there being around her family to be the guy
the other man.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Don't be embarrassed, man, this sucks.
Speaker 9 (27:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Well, whenever this happens, we always tell somebody there is
someone out there for you. So don't give up, pope. Man.
Speaker 9 (27:42):
Yeah, honestly, I'm not even thinking about that, right, I'm
just I'm just pissed. This is This hurts this honestly,
it hurts.
Speaker 14 (27:49):
This hurts The Jewel shows to catch a cheetah, but
only some sort of mentally challenged airhead.
Speaker 12 (27:57):
No, not even I didn't say that.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
It's like, why am I even listening to you?
Speaker 12 (28:02):
To begin with your virgin who can't drive?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria,
your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for comedian Matt Rife. Tickets today,
and let's meet our contestant for you, verus Victoria, Sierra.
What's up, Sierra?
Speaker 18 (28:21):
Not a whole lot?
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Are you ready to crush it?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
I feel like that's my brain most of the time.
Yet not a whole lot yet?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
All right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio.
Here we go, she's leaving and game is played like this. Sierra,
you got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right,
here we go. Your time starts now.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
What part of speech is the word quickly back?
Speaker 7 (28:54):
Which US National Park is home to the Old Faithful Geyser.
Speaker 18 (28:58):
Yellowstone?
Speaker 7 (28:59):
What is the name of the curved path followed by
a planet or satellite orbit. What is the term for
a triangle that has two sides of equal lengthsh what
famous mathematicians name is used for a branch of geometry
involving triangles?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Path got that it'll bring Victoria back into the studio
and while she's getting set and putting her headphones on
and stuff. Here's a question for you, Sierra. If you
had to fake your own death using items from a
dollar store, what's your plan?
Speaker 10 (29:36):
H plus a garbage what a garbage No?
Speaker 18 (29:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (29:48):
That's an odd one.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
It is odd. The garbage bag was a very good start, Storia.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
If you had to fake your own death using only
items from a dollar store, what would you?
Speaker 6 (30:03):
Dude's so easy, Okay, I've thought I don't know why
I thought about this, but I have you got Okay,
you can get like the plastic little knives that's like
one way kind of thing, and then like you can
get like the ketchup packets, like the fake.
Speaker 15 (30:11):
Blood and like make it whole like murder scene.
Speaker 6 (30:14):
Or you can also get some like I don't know,
see the fake it in a way, like get these
things to like weigh you down, like those little things
they attached to balloons to weigh.
Speaker 15 (30:23):
Them down, the balloon holders.
Speaker 6 (30:26):
But you also have some pull noodles and so you
don't actually drown because like you hold onto a pool noodle.
Speaker 7 (30:31):
But if this makes any sense to me, seriously, it
kind of makes sense of my wearing a plastic knife
and a little like not even pound like weight to
do what.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
Or the ketchup packets for the knife. There's two different
options you can go with, Nina. There's a lot of
things you can find at the dollar store.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Have you yes, a dollar treat? Thank you very much?
Just checking and it's all like fine right now.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
I'm just hiding the boxes because you know, the employees
never look there's such a chaos in the back, that's true.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
Yeah, they never look at there. They don't even know
what they have.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
They probably have to fake your own death kit at
the dollar everything there, you.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Guys, just take a herd of talking, laid down.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
All right, Here we go thirty seconds stance. There's many
questions as possible. If you don't know when es say
pass and you have to beat Sierra, I'll right to win.
Are you ready?
Speaker 16 (31:17):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Okay, here we go. Sierra. You can tell Victoria when
to go.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
What part of speech is the word quickly.
Speaker 7 (31:29):
Quick one which US national Park is home to the
Old Faithful Geyser.
Speaker 15 (31:33):
What with Dash Park Grand Canyon?
Speaker 2 (31:38):
What is the name of the curved path followed by
a planet or satellite?
Speaker 8 (31:42):
Uh?
Speaker 15 (31:43):
Uh, it's directions.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
What is the term for a triangle that has two sides?
Speaker 15 (31:47):
I hate the length equilateral triangle?
Speaker 7 (31:50):
What famous mathematicians name is used for a branch of
geometry involving triangles?
Speaker 6 (31:55):
Oh, I know it's one a second, give a second,
I know it, I know it, I don't know it.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Let's see how you guys did and send it over
to the scoreboard.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Produce a brad Sierra got too correct and Victoria got
zero correct.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Sierra, congratulations, you're gonna say three Victoria. You also got hey,
matt rivee tickets. And let's get the answers now with
Nina Quickly is an adverb.
Speaker 7 (32:24):
Yellowston National Park is the home to the Old Faithful Geyser.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
I know what that is?
Speaker 7 (32:29):
And orbit is the name of a curved path followed
by a planet or satellite, and direction and Isauceles triangle
has two sides of equal length. And Pythagoras is the
famous mathematician who a branch of geometryes And.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
I did know that because the Pythagora theorem. Thanks, I
didn't know.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
It, Sierra, Thank you very much for playing and congratulations
on the wind.
Speaker 16 (32:51):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
We play you Us Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember if you want to play Victoria, I
have to do is DMS at the Jubil Show or
go to the Jubil Show dot com.
Speaker 14 (33:00):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocate online at
Advocatesla dot com.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Selena is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Justin.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if you'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe get
her a second date. But first, Selena, how long has
it been since you talked to Justin?
Speaker 18 (33:20):
Ten days? Ten old days? Can you believe it?
Speaker 1 (33:25):
I can't believe it, I know, and I'm man me
sound very nice, so I don't. I don't understand, and.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
It feels like it's meant to be. Right Selena and Justin.
What a coincidence?
Speaker 6 (33:33):
Right?
Speaker 18 (33:34):
We can be the couple that makes it.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
They didn't make it, I know, but she could have.
You tried to get a hold of Justin.
Speaker 18 (33:44):
Yeah, I sent him a text, you know, and she
did not respond to it. I mean, it wasn't nineteen bad,
it was just casual.
Speaker 20 (33:52):
I said, hey, hope you're not in a lavender donut
coma text? Nothing, and then I him I can't wait
to see him again, and still.
Speaker 18 (34:03):
Nothing at last.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
I don't understand the.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Inside joke.
Speaker 18 (34:09):
That's just an inside joke.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
I was curious, So what do you guys do on
your date?
Speaker 18 (34:15):
Okay?
Speaker 20 (34:15):
So we met at a food truck festival, which is
already cute, right, yeah.
Speaker 12 (34:21):
Right, yeah.
Speaker 18 (34:22):
I was wearing I was wearing my I'm fun and chill.
Speaker 20 (34:26):
But also hot outfit, and he was like in a
Patagonia dad.
Speaker 18 (34:29):
Gear very I hike for fun energy.
Speaker 20 (34:36):
Uh huh yeah yeah, And we tried everything tacos, dumpling,
these insane garlic noodles. I still dream about them. And
we ended the night sharing a lavender donut under fairy
life that's.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
You.
Speaker 20 (34:50):
Yeah, and he laughed at all my jokes. He said,
I had the best energy he's been around in months.
So yeah, obviously I thought we were vibing hard.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Yeah. So did you guys kiss or anything?
Speaker 13 (35:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 20 (35:04):
Yeah, at the end of the night, like you know, well,
actually what happened was like I was wearing like really
strong perfume and he started sneezing a lot, and I
asked if he was allergic, and he goes, no, no,
but he started breathing.
Speaker 18 (35:17):
Like a pug and a sana and I was like,
oh shoot. And then I was like, maybe I gave
him a mile with asthma pet like I don't know, yeah,
but kissed goodbye and he didn't die, so I figured
we were.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Cool throwing you do have good energy, okay, have fun. Yeah.
Why do you think he's ghosting you?
Speaker 18 (35:46):
I really don't know.
Speaker 20 (35:48):
I mean I was thinking that, you know, the whole like,
you know, maybe I was like really actually allergic and
he didn't want to say anything, and he's maybe in
a coma right.
Speaker 18 (35:58):
Now, you know, we don't know.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
All right, Well, let's figure it out for you. We'll
play a song come back, and then call him and
see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you and
maybe get to a second date. Okay, yeah, all right.
We'll get your first day follow up.
Speaker 14 (36:11):
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Speaker 1 (36:19):
Right in the middle of your first date, follow up
and if you're just joining us. Selena is on the
phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Justin.
So we're gonna call him in just a second and
see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and
maybe get her a second date. But real quick, Selena,
why don't you break down your date again? And why
do you think you're getting ghosted?
Speaker 18 (36:35):
Yeah? I had the most dreamy date.
Speaker 11 (36:37):
You know.
Speaker 18 (36:37):
We went to a food truck festival. We ate a
lot of stuff, you know.
Speaker 20 (36:41):
We ended the night with a dreamy kiss, and I
think he might just be ghosting me because of the
perfume I was wearing. Maybe it was too much, you know,
and he didn't want to say anything about that. I
don't know, but like, I feel like we had a
great date.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
But he was starting to what does that breathe like
a pug?
Speaker 18 (37:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Yeah, all right, are you ready for us to call
the pug in asana and see how he's doing? Yeah, okay,
here we go.
Speaker 9 (37:22):
Hello, Hey is this Justin?
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Justin? How are you I'm doing?
Speaker 10 (37:28):
I'll care who's calling.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
This is the Jubil Show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Hi, Justin, my name is Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 10 (37:35):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (37:37):
Guys?
Speaker 12 (37:38):
Not much?
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Have you ever listened to the show before.
Speaker 10 (37:41):
I've heard of it, but I've been listening to it
for Okay.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Guess what, justin, You're on the show today because we
got an email about you. Okay, So we do a
segment that's called the first Date follow Up. What that
is is if you go on a date with someone
and you ghost them, they can email us to call
you and ask why you're ghosting? And you're ghosting somebody,
so they email us about you.
Speaker 10 (38:07):
Yeah, this is about Lena, right, Yes.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
It is about Selena, but look.
Speaker 10 (38:14):
She's well I had a time, but there was just
like there was just something that happened that I couldn't shake.
Speaker 5 (38:23):
Okay what it was about?
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Do you have time to tell us what that thing
is that you couldn't shake?
Speaker 18 (38:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (38:30):
She brought it ziplop bag, and in the ziplock bag
was just like a fistful of her hair.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
WHOA wait what?
Speaker 19 (38:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (38:44):
We were having this like picnic and you know, she
pulls out this bag like casually and I thought she
was bringing out snacks. Nope, it was her hair, her hair.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Did you ask her why?
Speaker 4 (38:58):
She had her hair.
Speaker 10 (39:00):
I think I was just taking it all in. I
was just like, uh, oh, okay, there's got to be
her explanation to this, and that's her hair. And it
was like like she was just like taking out like
oh yeah, like there's a Tuesday pile of hair.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Oh interesting, every day had its own pile.
Speaker 10 (39:24):
I asked, And I guess he's cracking her hair scientifically.
I don't know what that meaning. Really asked that many questions,
but she said she loses a certain amount of hair
every day, and so she collected and she's just checking
it for vitamins. What if that means?
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Interesting?
Speaker 10 (39:45):
She literally said that. Look, she told me the amount
of hair she loses her and since she was more
humand to like in humid in human weather, I lose
you know, two one hundred and forty strands a day.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
And she brought him back.
Speaker 10 (40:00):
Who knows that?
Speaker 18 (40:01):
Okay, first of all, it's not weird, it's data.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Just then that's Selena. She's on the phone and wants
to talk to you.
Speaker 20 (40:11):
Hi, Do you have something against science or something? I
had no idea how judgmental you are?
Speaker 10 (40:18):
Selena? Why are you going to call? Why might be ambushed?
Speaker 12 (40:21):
For this.
Speaker 10 (40:21):
This is ridiculous.
Speaker 20 (40:23):
I just wanted to know why you were ghosting me,
and I can't believe this is your reason. Okay, I
am on a hair growth journey. If you can't handle
my routine, you don't deserve the results.
Speaker 10 (40:37):
Wow, Okay, I don't have to be on the hair
growth journey with you. I don't have to be on
the hair growth journey. Like why, Like a ziploc bag
is your hair? That's like, that's a boundaries thing. It's not.
That's not normal or comfortable for another person. You're around
to you pulling out sacks of your hair, like, I don't.
(40:59):
You could have done it a little more discreetly. I
don't care what you do in private. I have nothing
against science, but I don't want to be looking at
your science. We're having a picnic.
Speaker 20 (41:11):
Listen, there is nothing.
Speaker 18 (41:12):
Wrong with what I am doing. I'm just tracking my shedding.
It's responsible. It's called file feedback. Okay, all right.
Speaker 10 (41:22):
The Range girl, it's called the Range. You're the range.
Speaker 20 (41:26):
Curious more ankle stocks with slides, So maybe let's not
act like you're the pinnacle of.
Speaker 10 (41:36):
All right, it was a style choice. It wasn't like
at least I wasn't wearing slippers pair on my feet.
Speaker 18 (41:43):
That okay? Oh so that was a style choice.
Speaker 20 (41:48):
I guess ghosting was a style choice too.
Speaker 10 (41:51):
Apparently I was supposed to handle a ziplock of hair.
Speaker 18 (41:57):
I mean wardive.
Speaker 10 (42:00):
Uh yeah, but that's not something you do on the
first daid. I don't have to know about all your
business and science. I don't need to know about anything more.
Your body is working at that point when we're just
trying to enjoy a picnic.
Speaker 20 (42:17):
Well, I have to keep it with me to track
my hair as they fall. Otherwise would it be very scientific?
Speaker 10 (42:29):
Yeah, but I think science could be paused for an
actor during a picnic.
Speaker 20 (42:34):
I can't believe this, Jesson. We had such a great
time and you're gonna let it go over this. I'm
gonna have Lush's hair and you're gonna be bald, all right?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Justin? Would you like another day with Selena? Will pay
for it?
Speaker 11 (42:51):
No?
Speaker 10 (42:51):
I think I'm good. I'm gonna be living in fear
of being sorted in the spreadsheet.
Speaker 18 (42:59):
You'd be in the low team. You're a great column.
Speaker 10 (43:05):
In their story column.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Wow, Jubile's first day fault.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
It's time for Nina, what's trending?
Speaker 2 (43:16):
So Amazon's wish lists for Bond? James Bond waste.
Speaker 4 (43:21):
I thought you had a stroke.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
My voice is very horse for a wedding this weekend.
I'm taking advantage of Amazon's I'm slurring words.
Speaker 7 (43:36):
Okay, but had has leaked and there are three actors
that are on the list, all under the age of thirty.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Tom Holland is being one of them. But they're afraid
that people might not be able.
Speaker 7 (43:45):
To Now I'm having okay, people might not lack you.
Right before we did this, Brad's like, are you gonna
be okay?
Speaker 1 (43:57):
It's like I got to say, I got the she
went rotch, I'll turn it on. When the mics turned on, I.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Started to.
Speaker 17 (44:07):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
Anyway, The issue with Tom Holland is is that they
think that people night mo not Mott.
Speaker 15 (44:13):
People might not be able to separate him from Spider Man.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
Is that what you're trying to say?
Speaker 11 (44:19):
He has not? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (44:22):
Yeah, that that part Peter Parker, Okay, Spider Man. The
other one is Jacob ELORDI yah, I like that one.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Actually I do too, but.
Speaker 15 (44:33):
Not for James Bond. Really, I like Tom Holland Moore, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
Tom Holland's a non starter. That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
I don't think it makes sense either.
Speaker 15 (44:42):
You think Jacob ELORDI more though, Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
Even know who that is.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
So No, the guy from you for you? Okay, so
I think so.
Speaker 7 (44:47):
But then this is an interesting one too. Harris Dickinson.
So you probably don't recognize that name. And if you do,
good for you. He was the guy that was in
the movie Baby Girl with Nicole Kidmack. He does not
like Harris Dickinson.
Speaker 6 (45:02):
Harris, No, he's the guy. I can't ever watch that movie.
I can't drink milk the same because of that movie.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
It's just I don't know. I thought it was kind
of hot.
Speaker 18 (45:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (45:13):
I don't like any of those options either.
Speaker 4 (45:15):
All of these are bad options.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
Again, I'm here for Jacob Elorio.
Speaker 4 (45:18):
It's a guy from Bridgerton. What's his name?
Speaker 2 (45:19):
But Jacob was the guy that played Elvis.
Speaker 12 (45:22):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
Then definitely not James Bond, Right.
Speaker 15 (45:24):
He's not James Bond you're talking about.
Speaker 6 (45:27):
He's coming out in the new there's a reason why
he's a crastic movie.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
The guy from No No jameson one page, right or no,
the guy.
Speaker 6 (45:37):
That's like the main the dude, yes, from Season guy,
even from Wicked Jonathan Bailey him. No, guys, I know
exactly who you're talking about, and I can't think of
his name right now, But yes, you're correct, and I
think that there was a reason.
Speaker 15 (45:51):
Yes, I like him better than all the options theaters
gave me me too.
Speaker 7 (45:56):
He's not on the list, but again, I think there
was a reason why he wasn't. I think we talked
about this, like he was busy here or does he
have another probably going on?
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Sorry I don't probably so that was the list that
leaked another movie news, like any of those. Oh, that's
kind of sad.
Speaker 4 (46:18):
Yeah, James Bond's a full grown adult. Let's act like it.
Speaker 13 (46:20):
Well.
Speaker 7 (46:21):
The reason why they want him to be under the
age of thirty is so that whoever it is going can.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
Hang on for a while, don't It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
They've tried this before, it doesn't work, they don't do it,
they get exhausted by the role.
Speaker 7 (46:31):
Well, let's just not be mad at him yet, because
we don't know if this person can turn it on
and make it happen.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
But you can also pick someone.
Speaker 15 (46:37):
There's other actors under the age of thirty that can
go for the role.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
I can't think when is Peter Tink going to get
his shot at it?
Speaker 4 (46:44):
Yes, that's my big question. I was thinking about that
as well.
Speaker 7 (46:48):
Of Thrones man can't see past it. But anyway, the
other news movie news that I have that will just
move on to real Fast is that the final Fast
and the Furious movie is going to be bringing Paul
Walker's character back.
Speaker 15 (47:01):
I saw that his brother again.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Yep.
Speaker 7 (47:05):
So they're bringing back to close the Brian storyline, which
was his name in the movie when he was in it.
Speaker 4 (47:11):
Brian Spilner.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Yeah, so they have his brother.
Speaker 7 (47:15):
Cody and Caleb are both coming back to help, and
they're using some scenes from the last movie that he
was in to use AI to like stick them.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
There is that kind of creepy I do always creeps
me out. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (47:25):
I like the idea of like the brothers coming on
to close a story for like, uh, a character that's
so like loved like it. I don't know, it feels
like like wholesome to like bring the brothers in, like
if you're going to do it at all.
Speaker 4 (47:36):
Yeah, that's what they did last time.
Speaker 3 (47:37):
Yeah, so last time when he had passed away, that
the brothers basically was the body double, and then they
regenerated his face to be closer to Paul Walker. But
now with AI the way it is, it could probably
create it.
Speaker 15 (47:50):
Yeah, because you could kind of tell last time.
Speaker 4 (47:53):
Yeah you could.
Speaker 6 (47:53):
Yeah, but it is really so emotional. Probably for his
daughter to watch them, he probably doesn't watch it. I
wouldn't be I would not watch.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
It's hard to watching her bank account.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Okayles dirty little secret? Hello, Hi, Hey, you have a
dirty little secret?
Speaker 5 (48:17):
Yes I do. Okay, So gosh, this was like a
while ago, and I was like, I have been wanting
to tell you guys. So I kind of gone to
a situation where I was like on a dating app
for like finding sugar Daddies.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Range Yes, okay, it's like sugar Daddies dot Com. Anyways.
Speaker 5 (48:42):
Yeah, So anyways, this guy drove from like another state
to come and see me, which is like a neighboring state,
and he was like, I want you to like stay
out at this resort with me, and I'm like, oh, well,
if you give me my own room, like I'll stay
you know whatever. And so we had dinner, like I
had way too many drinks, and then I went to
(49:04):
my room at the end of the night, and like
that was that. He went to his room and I'm like,
let's do breakfast in the morning.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Oh my god, I know.
Speaker 5 (49:12):
I was like this is great. Well, then in the
morning he messaged me and was like, hey, like I'm
looking for someone who wants to move a little bit faster.
And I'm like, okay, So obviously this sugar baby life
is like not for me because I can't just do
like the whole nine yards and so I'm like whatever,
like that's kind of crappy of him. But so then
(49:33):
I was like I just got this idea. I'm like,
oh my god, I can charge things to the hotel room.
And so I ended up going to the bar restaurant
and I like charged up all these drinks, like for
a brunch for myself. And then they had this gift
shop there that had like all this like lou Lemon
(49:53):
and like brand name stuff, and I charged like a
thousand dollars to the room. I was just like cloth
and yeah, I still have all of it. And then
I blocked him on like everything, and I haven't talked
to him since, and I mean, I feel like enough
time has passed it's been like nine months.
Speaker 1 (50:11):
Oh you're good.
Speaker 5 (50:12):
Yeah, but it's so like one of the craziest things
I think I've ever done, and also the smartest thing,
Like I wish I could do.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
That the living I'm smart thinking of you to charge
stuff on the room.
Speaker 4 (50:22):
We haven't had a secret stealing in it in a while.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
Yeah, so that's good.
Speaker 2 (50:26):
I think this was part of the sugar baby contract. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:30):
Well, and it's like, what is he gonna do, like
tell on me and be like I hired an escort and.
Speaker 4 (50:38):
She didn't provide the services.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
She didn't give me what I wanted, that wasn't ask
for upfront.
Speaker 15 (50:44):
So I'm just impressed that you got him from another state.
Speaker 6 (50:47):
I can't get another man to meet me for dinner
half the time that lives across the street.
Speaker 18 (50:52):
Let alone a whole other states.
Speaker 2 (50:53):
Sugar Babies, you can be.
Speaker 18 (50:54):
Literally like well.
Speaker 5 (50:56):
And the thing was too, is that I knew it
wasn't going to work because he was like on like
he was he used to be amish and I didn't
know that you were talking and he's like I used
to be amish, and I was like, oh no, And
I'm like, did you like turn your own butter, Like,
what kind of almost are we talking about her?
Speaker 1 (51:15):
Where Amish people they leave the community for a little while,
They go while out, and then they go back they
like get it all out of their system. How did
you know that dreams of being Amish? I guess I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (51:25):
Anyways, I have to get back to work, but I'm
so I got to share that with you guys.
Speaker 4 (51:30):
Appreciate by
Speaker 1 (51:35):
What's your dirty little secret?
I like to dance around the house and sing at
the top of my voice. Secondly, have some adult private time.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
WHOA, that's a.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Text We just got into four who nos six to
one because there's a trend going viral of married men
confessing what they secretly do when their wife and kids
leave the house.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh, give us the overshare?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
What do you do?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Text day in or call us eight at eight three
four three six one text four one six one. Well
what were some of the answers? So you can see
what goes on when you're not at home if you
have a husband, and if you're a husband, you can
get some inspo for the next time your partner leaves
the house. But here here's some of the top responses
from people online. I make disgustingly huge meal, pop those
pants off and read in complete silence.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Wow, your pants?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Why do you have to take your pants off to read?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
The meal have to be so big?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, it's really just kind of messy.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I where that first started. I thought it went in
with like TV, you know, and then you're reading a
book in silence specifically, Yeah, pants off? That is strange.
We're going over a thread that's going viral of a
husband's sharing the things that they do when their wife's
not around. I lounge around naked, It's comfortable, involves less laundry,
(01:15):
and it's better for the skin.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Why, okay, why do you wish your wife leaps?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I know?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Why is everybody get naked after?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
You can do that when she's there?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Except why?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Like, no, I'm not in the mood. I didn't want
to do that. I just want to lay on the couch.
It's better for the skin. Get off the couch with
your naked body, right.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
I feel like I've heard multiple guys also say, but
it's better for like that way, it's better for the environment.
We're not using so much water to clean all the laundry.
And I'm like, that's not how that really works.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
Like, no, it is.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I mean I don't think I really.
Speaker 7 (01:49):
I really think women do that too. I think anytime
you can just be free, a lot of people enjoy that.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yeah. I don't dig laying around the house naked.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
I don't like being naked.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, I'm not a big fan of just being naked. Yeah,
just so naked when I'm naked.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yeah, if an intruder comes in, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (02:07):
What what am I going to do the best way
to distract him?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
You just saved your Yeah, they were not expecting somebody
to be so.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
And I don't want to die naked like that.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah, that's one thing I do think about. It is
like what if I what if I just had like
a random heart attack.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Right, this is the walk and I'm just.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Knew on my couch. That's I don't want people finding
me that I'm.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Not gonna be like prepped for a good picture or
anything like that.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Like I don't want you.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Know you guys, that's what you just say. You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
There's a thread going viral of husband sharing the things
that they do when their wife is not around. Here's
another person said that they binge watched their shows automotive Survival, construction,
et cetera.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Take a bath, relax and do some arn art. Take
the bath. I wasn't expecting.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Little bubble baths in an auto show, automotive construction.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yeah, this binging shows.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
About that, and then man, I gotta go take a
bath now.
Speaker 7 (03:06):
Bubble bath in some extreme maker balance baby balance I do.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Here's another husband who said, my wife has a wildly
strong aversion to meet on the bone and the sound
of crunching and chewing. So if she goes out for
the evening, then it's a wing dome and for me
all night.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
That is a good use of your solo time because
you can only do that by yourself.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Exactly. We're going over a trend of husbands confessing the
things that they do when their wife isn't around or
leaves for the evening Xbox. I know it seems obvious,
but just being able to play for hours at a
time and not miss the cut scenes that advance the
story in the game is blissed.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Is that what your wife doesn't allow you to do,
I know.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Really watching anything and not needing to miss it.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
Yeah, sound like children when their parents go off to
dark and they're like, oh, like.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
At an hour x bod.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I mean my daughter literally admitted me the other day.
She's like, when you're not around, at you very loudly,
and then stared at me.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Loudly.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
So you think, you know, a lot of the answers
would be like, oh, they're they're on the internet looking
at things. Yeah, they're not just playing Xbox exactly. I
think this one person might not have a wife anymore.
But they responded, and I think that they might not
have a wife because of their response. But I would
go to the beach during the day, then buy a
(04:39):
bunch of frozen Pizza's ice cream fudge rent before streaming
all the movies I wanted to watch, make a strong cocktail,
and then if she had a dog, it would clean
up the leftovers, and then we would promise not to
tell her.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
So's whole day if she had a dog.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
This is imaginary way.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
It doesn't sound like you want to partner at all
to go to the beach eyes, it's fine. Another husband said,
I get stone and watch the most violent, cursed word
filled movie with the round sound on full blast.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
What okay? Another good use of your time.
Speaker 8 (05:16):
You have neighbors, nobody cares.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
And then another husband said, I made lamb chops or
steak because my wife doesn't like them. Then I sit
out on the back porch and smoke a cigar because
she doesn't like the smell. I listen to music loudly
because she said it hurts her ears. And then I
hope that she doesn't come home early.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
It's another jubile phone frame.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
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Speaker 6 (06:09):
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Speaker 10 (06:10):
What's what's what's going on?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
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has decided to break up with you.
Speaker 10 (06:20):
What she could call me?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
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Speaker 11 (06:23):
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Speaker 12 (06:25):
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Speaker 1 (06:27):
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Speaker 9 (06:37):
This is this is so dumb? What the going on?
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Speaker 11 (06:48):
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Speaker 11 (06:51):
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Speaker 11 (06:54):
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to you a human. It sounds like you might be
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Is this Darren.
Speaker 9 (07:19):
Hayla's breaking up with me?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yes? It seems like okay, so yes, it seems like
you might be pretty upset that you just received a
breakup phone call from your girlfriend, Kayla. Am I reading
that situation.
Speaker 11 (07:35):
Kayla for months now and we've been doing pretty good?
Speaker 9 (07:38):
What what is?
Speaker 11 (07:39):
But she couldn't even call me?
Speaker 9 (07:40):
Would?
Speaker 11 (07:41):
She followed me over A? I? Yes, this is so
dumb talk to me.
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to speak with you, which is why she hired us.
We are a news service.
Speaker 11 (07:53):
And oh no, no, no, no, no, Taylor cannot do this.
Speaker 9 (07:57):
You know what, I'm breaking up with Kayla.
Speaker 11 (07:59):
Cayla, you cannot break up with me over a I'm
breaking up with Kalos.
Speaker 9 (08:04):
There's ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
I've never heard of this stuffing.
Speaker 11 (08:07):
Thefore what even?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Well? Thank you very much for asking, Darren. I do
understand this is an emotional time for you. You just
got kicked to the curb, which, oh jeez, that was
a little insensitive the way I said, Dot sye, you
know what that is? That is why we have breakup.
About nine thousand it's programmed to not say those type
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(08:31):
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Speaker 11 (08:48):
No, no, this came a voice, mope back. I'll pay
whatever I need to pay, but just over, I'm.
Speaker 9 (08:54):
Breaking up with her too.
Speaker 11 (08:56):
Don't even pay for this. I don't get it.
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Speaker 11 (09:11):
No, no, this is this is this is done, this
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one like this is a dumb you say, Hey, Hi,
I'd rather use al a job application for a resume
or sell me figure out friendship dynamic, but not.
Speaker 9 (09:27):
For a breakout.
Speaker 11 (09:28):
You can have a conversation with this with somebody. This
is gone, this is sup we get rid of the
service now. I was just about to tell Tayla I
love her and it's been six months. This is usually
a either break up with me.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
No, she is not, unfortunately, unfortunately. I guess it'd be.
I guess it would probably be more fortunate than unfortunate,
wouldn't it.
Speaker 11 (09:50):
What are you talking about? You just told me that
Kayla's breaking up with me or AI's breaking.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
Up with me.
Speaker 11 (09:55):
I'm just confused, like, yeah, what is going on?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I love Taylor?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I mean nothing, Okay, So what happened is she wanted
to do a prank phone call on you. And this
is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your girlfriend. Caylea set you up.
It's a joke.
Speaker 9 (10:16):
She Oh my god, Cala.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
She said that, you know, she's really enjoyed the last
couple of months of getting to know you and becoming
your girlfriend, and she wanted to brank you, and I.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Guess, oh my god.
Speaker 7 (10:32):
I love Cala.
Speaker 10 (10:33):
Cayla, I love you.
Speaker 9 (10:35):
I'm gonna give you the biggest kids.
Speaker 11 (10:36):
When I get home, you know what, I'm headed to
the store now to get you some flowers.
Speaker 9 (10:40):
But this don't like this again?
Speaker 14 (10:45):
Wake up every morning with jebile phone Franks, we say mornings.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I'm twenty.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
It was three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day. But it's time for
Nina's what's trending. I don't know what that noise was,
but Nina sounds like something trending.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Got a lot of trending for you.
Speaker 7 (11:00):
I mean, maybe going viral is on your bucket list
for the summer, and.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
If it is, I got you.
Speaker 7 (11:05):
You want to post food, and if you're going to
post any food in particular to go viral, you want
to post fries, chicken, and pasta, because, according to the
gram and what everybody wants, those are the things that
people stare at, yeah, share the most.
Speaker 15 (11:19):
Well, yeah, it sounds amazing right now.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
Actually, fries, chicken and pasta. Dang, and all the different
ways you can have the fries, chicken and pasta.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
And you can put them together.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Uh no, blend, No fried.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Chicken and pasta smoothie?
Speaker 7 (11:32):
Ew actually no, no, not a smoothie. I was just
gonna say fried chicken and pasta, and I was trying
to figure out all the fries came in and they
don't so chicken parmesan.
Speaker 15 (11:43):
That's technically like, yeah, you.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Put alfredo down, You put a slab of chicken on
their beautiful chicken and some fries in it.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
No blend it ew.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
They take a picture of it not blended. Then you
take a picture of it blended.
Speaker 7 (11:59):
Alexis food like babyhood. It is blended out, stumpy.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
For the picture, you drop a parsley on the top of.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah, Americans love food. Yeah, I'm not eating, We're just
looking at pictures of it and saving it. When animals
did that with like dog food, it's just like other bowls.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
Of food versus.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I mean, you're not far off though.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
How happen our dogs dreaming about food, waiting for you
to give them food?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
That's all they do pretty much.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
We taught them now, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Because we do.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Yeah, you've been in a family vacation, someone's like, all right,
we're going.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
To be doing such and such. That's before lunch.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
After lunch is this, and the dinner is really important,
that's going to be this, and then snack time is it,
and you're like, what are we doing?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
My family is one hundred percent that way.
Speaker 7 (12:56):
We plan our lives around food percent because food is love.
But speaking of summer and summer planning, it is a
nineties kid summer.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
It has been dubbed already. It is trending everywhere.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
The idea is, though, is to give your kids the
kind of summer that you had back in the nineties.
So this is millennials with children essentially. So all the
kids are riding bikes, playing outside, flashlight tag in classicals,
flash nineties kids still do all of this stuff. I
don't I don't know it has to be nineties kid, But.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I didn't realize that was a nineties summer. I just
thought it was before the internet summer essentially.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
So I have to tell my daughter to get a job.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yeah, that's how I spent my I don't think I
spent a summer not working until I was like out
of the house.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Yeah, well to get a job.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Maybe just gonna have a fun job.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
Yeah, no, give her give her a job that like you,
I don't know if you probably did this as a kid,
but like my grandma used to have me do her
old uncle taxes like I would just count all the numbers.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Okay, I was an asking job.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
No, I had groceries to buy, Victoria, How old.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Were you when you were doing quote unquote texts?
Speaker 6 (14:06):
I was counting all the I was counting all the numbers.
That make sure to add it up correctly checking. Give
me one hundred bucks for it.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I feel like I gotta teach them young, if you will.
Speaker 7 (14:21):
Now on a totally completely different note, this is more
on a saving money kind of a trend, and it
is that ozempic is just so expensive that people are
now making their own.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
So I don't think homemade ozempic.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
You know, the best homemadeozempic is the gym.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Also, nature's ozempic is just a supplement. I found it.
It's called Berberine's Like, I gotta start my Nature's Olympic.
You're like, you're what.
Speaker 6 (14:50):
It's like?
Speaker 15 (14:50):
I found it, don't you worry?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
How are they making that home ozempic?
Speaker 7 (14:54):
So the active ingredients in ozempic are found in China,
so they're ordering it, mixing it up at home in
their own little concoctions. But experts are saying it's not
safe to do obviously, but it cost them fifty dollars
a month, opposed to a few hundred dollars a month
version of breaking bad.
Speaker 6 (15:11):
You know what else costs fifty dollars a month, that shim, No,
it cost me one hundred.
Speaker 15 (15:17):
Thank you very much, Brad.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Take a different gym oh close to my apartment.
Speaker 7 (15:23):
I just think after hearing all those things, whatever you do,
just be safe out there.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 15 (15:28):
I don't think I would trust us to make our own.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
I don't trust myself to do that in no way.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
A lot of people have a lot of confidence. They
didn't earn Victoria.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
I'm pretty much a chemist. I saw on TikTok this
fourteen year old making some of zempic. They showed me
house pretty much chemist, Yeah, don't do it.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
That's a strending. It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Paul is on the phone today for to catch a cheater.
He's been with his girlfriend Leslie for three years, but
now he thinks something's going on. So we're going to
see if we can help him out and try to
catch her in a second if she is. Hopefully she isn't.
But Paul tell us what's going on? Man?
Speaker 16 (16:06):
Yeah, I've been with my girlfriend Leslie now for three years,
and overall things have been great.
Speaker 9 (16:11):
It's been nice three years.
Speaker 16 (16:13):
Leslie actually moved up here from a small town, you know,
one of those really small towns out in the middle
of nowhere.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Scary to me, but yes.
Speaker 16 (16:23):
Yeah, you know, to be honest, the same for me,
it's a little odd going back because we visit often
to her family, and every time we go back there,
I just.
Speaker 9 (16:36):
Feel like it's going to another country or another planet
or something.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
That's kind of nice. You really get to escape.
Speaker 9 (16:43):
Yeah, and it's not really a big deal to visit often.
I know, like I said, it's like another planet over there.
But you know, my relationship with my family's a you know,
at best strain. So you know, I've never had a
problem going back with her as frequently as we do.
Speaker 16 (16:58):
But unfortunately the year I'm not able to go back
and visit with her on her mom's birthday, Yeah, I'm
really swamped at work, and you know, it wasn't really
a huge deal. But that's kind of where in regards
to this trip of me not going with her.
Speaker 9 (17:19):
Is kind of where suspicion started creeping in.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Okay, was she upset that you couldn't go with her.
Speaker 16 (17:25):
Well, see, that's that's the thing. It actually didn't seem
like she was upset that I wasn't going with her.
And you know, recently, you know, I feel like she's
been kind of pushing me away.
Speaker 9 (17:39):
You know, I feel like, you know, she's been.
Speaker 16 (17:43):
Getting you know, a little bit more distant from me.
We've been getting into more arguments. And you know, one
thing I've noticed, and and the thing that I'm worried about,
is this guy Joel.
Speaker 9 (18:00):
Joel is her it.
Speaker 16 (18:01):
It's her ex from you know, like her kind of
high school sweetheart, kind of guy you know, still lives
in that small town where she came from. And I've
noticed that her and Joel have been texting a lot more,
you know, recently, they've.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
You said, a lot more so they've always been a yeah, they.
Speaker 17 (18:20):
You know, you know, to be honest, I'm not one
of those guys that's like has a huge issue with
somebody having a friendship with an ex or you know,
having that relationship ongoing.
Speaker 9 (18:30):
I met Joel, you know, when.
Speaker 16 (18:31):
We've gone to to you know, to visit, you know,
I've met the guy. You know, he seems like a
decent person and and everything, but honestly has always just
kind of been or at least in my perception, like
sporadic communication.
Speaker 9 (18:47):
And you know, now it seems like it's getting to
be a lot more frequent.
Speaker 16 (18:53):
Like I noticed that, you know, you know, I'll notice
her phone will light up, you know, a lot, and
and I'll see you know, his name, you know, pop up,
you know, like it does on the phone. And I
noticed it's more and more, and you know, I even
asked her about it, and you know, she's gotten a
little bit defensive, like about me like checking on her
or why am I looking at her phone and.
Speaker 9 (19:11):
And that kind of stuff.
Speaker 16 (19:13):
Okay, Honestly, like to put two and two together, I
noticed that it's really been since I told her that
I wasn't going that I wasn't gonna be able to
make it to the trip.
Speaker 9 (19:23):
And I told her mom, I wasn't going to be
able to make it.
Speaker 16 (19:25):
That you know, the communication frequency you know, stepped up
and they started talking more. And like I said, I
didn't really feel like she was particularly upset that I
wasn't going to be able to make it.
Speaker 9 (19:35):
And I and I did, I asked her about it,
and like I said, She got defensive, and she also said, you.
Speaker 16 (19:41):
Know, oh, no, you know, just we were playing on
meeting up with mutual friends or we're just making you know,
some friends plans and old friends and getting together while
I'm in town or while she's in town. Rather, and
I don't recall any friend group or mutual friends. I've
never hung out with her and her mutual friends in
her small town, so you know, honestly, I really don't
(20:03):
know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
In So you think maybe it's like she's planning something
with him for when she's there, but you're.
Speaker 9 (20:10):
Not there exactly.
Speaker 16 (20:13):
Yeah, So I thought maybe you guys could call her
from you know, just say you're our credit card company
and say she won a free travel ticket and a
free companion, and just ask her who she would pick
to be that companion.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Okay, yeah, yeah, that's a good idea. All right, we'll
play a song come back, and then call her and
hopefully she gives us your name and not somebody else's.
But we'll play a song come back and get your
to catch a Cheater next, it's.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Right in the middle of to Catch a cheater if
you're just joining us. Paul is on the phone and
he thinks that his girlfriend of three years named Leslie
might be cheating. So in a second, we're about to
call her and see if we can catch her. But first, Paul,
why don't you refresh everybody's memory on your situation.
Speaker 9 (20:55):
We've been together three years.
Speaker 16 (20:57):
I'm worried she's getting back with or in a relationship
with her ex boyfriend from high school. And I was
hoping you guys could just pretend to be the credit
card company and say she want a free flight and
see who she picks. Okay, And she's going back home
to visit her mom and I'm not going. And I'm
worried that she's been really texting this guy and planning
(21:19):
on seeing him when I'm not there.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Okay, are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 18 (21:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
All right, man, here we go.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Hi, this is Global calling for I was looking for
our card holder Leslie.
Speaker 11 (21:42):
Is is?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
She is everything?
Speaker 18 (21:43):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (21:44):
I'm actually calling you some good news. Congratulations for being
a card holder with us and racking up so many
points and miles in travel. You've won to voucher for
six hundred dollars in free travel for yourself and a companion.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Oh my god.
Speaker 18 (21:59):
Wow, that's so cool.
Speaker 14 (22:00):
Thank you.
Speaker 18 (22:01):
So what do I do?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Well, it's simple. Your voucher will go automatically into your
account online. So the only thing that I would need
would be the name of the companion that you would
take with you. Now, I can give you some time
to obviously think about that, but unfortunately they ask that
we give them that information ahead of time.
Speaker 10 (22:22):
You know.
Speaker 12 (22:23):
Oh, okay, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Okay, great, just the first and last name would be awesome.
Speaker 8 (22:29):
Yeah, can you make it to Joel?
Speaker 19 (22:34):
Yes, I can get that notated on there. We wou'd
like to send an email to this person so that
you can also give them the good news with like
a little bit of an E card type situation.
Speaker 18 (22:47):
Yeah, maybe just say that things keep.
Speaker 13 (22:51):
Getting better and after this trip we can go back
and have the talk.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
I'll just read it back to you, Okay, it says
your boyfriend of three years, Paul is on the phone
right now listening to this and probably wants to know
why you got the companion ticket for Joel and are
sending Joel that message?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
What do I get that?
Speaker 12 (23:14):
Right?
Speaker 9 (23:15):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Paul?
Speaker 18 (23:17):
Wait, Paul's Yeah, whats going.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
On, Leslie. This is the Jubile Show. It's a radio show,
and we do a segment where we catch people cheating
and Paul thought you might be able to do.
Speaker 9 (23:27):
Something, but yeah, it seems I'm right.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Oh my god.
Speaker 13 (23:33):
Wow.
Speaker 12 (23:34):
Okay, Well I was definitely not prepared to have this conversation.
Speaker 8 (23:38):
At this moment, but I guess this is where we're at.
Speaker 9 (23:43):
Hi, Paul, Hi, Yeah, you don't playing what's going on?
Speaker 8 (23:49):
Yeah, it's true. I've been talking to my ex Joel,
you know, you know Joel?
Speaker 9 (23:58):
Yeah, well I know that part. I know you've been talking.
I've talked to you about how you've been talking. But
what's going on?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (24:04):
So we've been talking, you know, about our past and
the relationship and how it's never really had any real
finality or ending.
Speaker 6 (24:14):
And.
Speaker 12 (24:15):
You know, and then the conversation just kind of went
into how there's still some feelings there that we have
even though you know, we've broke off obviously, and that
you know, what we've been wanting in our life is
really the same thing, which is to be in that town,
in our town together and have the same feature there.
(24:37):
And I feel like an absolutely horrible person, right now,
but I'm I mean, Paul, I'm in love with with Joel,
and I've fallen back in love with him this past month,
and I really think we want to try and make
it work this time.
Speaker 13 (24:57):
And so I guess my thought process was I wanted
to get that ticket to Joel so that he could
come here to us and we could all talk about it,
and you know, he could help.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Me move my things back home.
Speaker 16 (25:13):
Yeah, are you serious? I honestly I can't believe it.
You think you think you're ready to fly him with
a free companion ticket to our house so that I
would sit down with him and what shake his hand?
Speaker 9 (25:29):
Wish you well? I mean I can't.
Speaker 16 (25:31):
And you know, honestly, you know I love you, and
you know we've been together three years. But it's really
the sneaking around that bothers.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Me the most.
Speaker 16 (25:40):
That I got to like do a whole setup to
catch you. Like I confronted you about you texting him
and you talking to him, and obviously I knew something
was up, and you could sense something was.
Speaker 9 (25:49):
Up, and we've been kind of, you know, at odds,
and the tension has been high. Why couldn't you just
talk to me? Why does it have to come out
like this. This is ridiculous. And also, you know, Hugh
for doing this around your mom's birthday.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
Storio.
Speaker 9 (26:00):
Honestly, like, this is a like, this.
Speaker 16 (26:02):
Is a devastating thing. And you know I love your
mom to death. Okay, you know she likes me, or
at least you've told me she likes me, you know,
And and you want to put this around your mom's
birthday and and and more so, instead of this being
a very serious conversation about us breaking up or you
moving up, you're like capitalizing on the fact that I
couldn't make it to this trip. You're like seeing as
(26:24):
like a blessing. And I could tell, I could tell
you didn't want me there, you know. So you know,
you know I love you, but like you, I.
Speaker 12 (26:35):
Hear what you're saying that I probably deserve that.
Speaker 9 (26:39):
I mean, honestly, you deserve more than that, you know.
And you know you can text me, you could, you can,
you can reach out.
Speaker 16 (26:45):
You obviously you would get yourself when I don't want
to see you, I don't want to see him. It's
not going to be the sit down, nice hug, shake
hand thing.
Speaker 9 (26:51):
You know.
Speaker 16 (26:51):
Honestly, I really hope you're happy because you're taking it.
Speaker 9 (26:55):
Off from me.
Speaker 8 (26:57):
Okay, well, well we'll talk about it, and I'm again
I'm sorry that it had to come off this way.
Speaker 9 (27:03):
But nope, nothing to talk about. It is done.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Okay, all right, well Paul, I'm sorry, man, so sorry.
Speaker 9 (27:13):
You know, well, you know what, y'all don't need to apologize.
She's the only one that needs to apologize. Thank you,
Thank you.
Speaker 16 (27:18):
Like I said earlier, you know, I was going to
be embarrassed either way, but thank you for saving me
a trip to go over there and embarrass myself.
Speaker 9 (27:24):
Obviously, I'm pissed off. This is ridiculous, but.
Speaker 16 (27:27):
You know what, at least it's better than me flying
over there being around her family to be the guy
the other man.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Don't be embarrassed, man, this sucks.
Speaker 9 (27:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Well, whenever this happens, we always tell somebody there is
someone out there for you. So don't give up, pope. Man.
Speaker 9 (27:42):
Yeah, honestly, I'm not even thinking about that, right, I'm
just I'm just pissed. This is This hurts this honestly,
it hurts.
Speaker 14 (27:49):
This hurts The Jewel shows to catch a cheetah, but
only some sort of mentally challenged airhead.
Speaker 12 (27:57):
No, not even I didn't say that.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
It's like, why am I even listening to you?
Speaker 12 (28:02):
To begin with your virgin who can't drive?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria,
your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for comedian Matt Rife. Tickets today,
and let's meet our contestant for you, verus Victoria, Sierra.
What's up, Sierra?
Speaker 18 (28:21):
Not a whole lot?
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Are you ready to crush it?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
I feel like that's my brain most of the time.
Yet not a whole lot yet?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
All right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio.
Here we go, she's leaving and game is played like this. Sierra,
you got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right,
here we go. Your time starts now.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
What part of speech is the word quickly back?
Speaker 7 (28:54):
Which US National Park is home to the Old Faithful Geyser.
Speaker 18 (28:58):
Yellowstone?
Speaker 7 (28:59):
What is the name of the curved path followed by
a planet or satellite orbit. What is the term for
a triangle that has two sides of equal lengthsh what
famous mathematicians name is used for a branch of geometry
involving triangles?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Path got that it'll bring Victoria back into the studio
and while she's getting set and putting her headphones on
and stuff. Here's a question for you, Sierra. If you
had to fake your own death using items from a
dollar store, what's your plan?
Speaker 10 (29:36):
H plus a garbage what a garbage No?
Speaker 18 (29:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (29:48):
That's an odd one.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
It is odd. The garbage bag was a very good start, Storia.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
If you had to fake your own death using only
items from a dollar store, what would you?
Speaker 6 (30:03):
Dude's so easy, Okay, I've thought I don't know why
I thought about this, but I have you got Okay,
you can get like the plastic little knives that's like
one way kind of thing, and then like you can
get like the ketchup packets, like the fake.
Speaker 15 (30:11):
Blood and like make it whole like murder scene.
Speaker 6 (30:14):
Or you can also get some like I don't know,
see the fake it in a way, like get these
things to like weigh you down, like those little things
they attached to balloons to weigh.
Speaker 15 (30:23):
Them down, the balloon holders.
Speaker 6 (30:26):
But you also have some pull noodles and so you
don't actually drown because like you hold onto a pool noodle.
Speaker 7 (30:31):
But if this makes any sense to me, seriously, it
kind of makes sense of my wearing a plastic knife
and a little like not even pound like weight to
do what.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
Or the ketchup packets for the knife. There's two different
options you can go with, Nina. There's a lot of
things you can find at the dollar store.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Have you yes, a dollar treat? Thank you very much?
Just checking and it's all like fine right now.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
I'm just hiding the boxes because you know, the employees
never look there's such a chaos in the back, that's true.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
Yeah, they never look at there. They don't even know
what they have.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
They probably have to fake your own death kit at
the dollar everything there, you.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Guys, just take a herd of talking, laid down.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
All right, Here we go thirty seconds stance. There's many
questions as possible. If you don't know when es say
pass and you have to beat Sierra, I'll right to win.
Are you ready?
Speaker 16 (31:17):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Okay, here we go. Sierra. You can tell Victoria when
to go.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
What part of speech is the word quickly.
Speaker 7 (31:29):
Quick one which US national Park is home to the
Old Faithful Geyser.
Speaker 15 (31:33):
What with Dash Park Grand Canyon?
Speaker 2 (31:38):
What is the name of the curved path followed by
a planet or satellite?
Speaker 8 (31:42):
Uh?
Speaker 15 (31:43):
Uh, it's directions.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
What is the term for a triangle that has two sides?
Speaker 15 (31:47):
I hate the length equilateral triangle?
Speaker 7 (31:50):
What famous mathematicians name is used for a branch of
geometry involving triangles?
Speaker 6 (31:55):
Oh, I know it's one a second, give a second,
I know it, I know it, I don't know it.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Let's see how you guys did and send it over
to the scoreboard.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Produce a brad Sierra got too correct and Victoria got
zero correct.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Sierra, congratulations, you're gonna say three Victoria. You also got hey,
matt rivee tickets. And let's get the answers now with
Nina Quickly is an adverb.
Speaker 7 (32:24):
Yellowston National Park is the home to the Old Faithful Geyser.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
I know what that is?
Speaker 7 (32:29):
And orbit is the name of a curved path followed
by a planet or satellite, and direction and Isauceles triangle
has two sides of equal length. And Pythagoras is the
famous mathematician who a branch of geometryes And.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
I did know that because the Pythagora theorem. Thanks, I
didn't know.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
It, Sierra, Thank you very much for playing and congratulations
on the wind.
Speaker 16 (32:51):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
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Speaker 14 (33:00):
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Selena is on the phone today for a first day
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So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if you'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe get
her a second date. But first, Selena, how long has
it been since you talked to Justin?
Speaker 18 (33:20):
Ten days? Ten old days? Can you believe it?
Speaker 1 (33:25):
I can't believe it, I know, and I'm man me
sound very nice, so I don't. I don't understand, and.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
It feels like it's meant to be. Right Selena and Justin.
What a coincidence?
Speaker 6 (33:33):
Right?
Speaker 18 (33:34):
We can be the couple that makes it.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
They didn't make it, I know, but she could have.
You tried to get a hold of Justin.
Speaker 18 (33:44):
Yeah, I sent him a text, you know, and she
did not respond to it. I mean, it wasn't nineteen bad,
it was just casual.
Speaker 20 (33:52):
I said, hey, hope you're not in a lavender donut
coma text? Nothing, and then I him I can't wait
to see him again, and still.
Speaker 18 (34:03):
Nothing at last.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
I don't understand the.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Inside joke.
Speaker 18 (34:09):
That's just an inside joke.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
I was curious, So what do you guys do on
your date?
Speaker 18 (34:15):
Okay?
Speaker 20 (34:15):
So we met at a food truck festival, which is
already cute, right, yeah.
Speaker 12 (34:21):
Right, yeah.
Speaker 18 (34:22):
I was wearing I was wearing my I'm fun and chill.
Speaker 20 (34:26):
But also hot outfit, and he was like in a
Patagonia dad.
Speaker 18 (34:29):
Gear very I hike for fun energy.
Speaker 20 (34:36):
Uh huh yeah yeah, And we tried everything tacos, dumpling,
these insane garlic noodles. I still dream about them. And
we ended the night sharing a lavender donut under fairy
life that's.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
You.
Speaker 20 (34:50):
Yeah, and he laughed at all my jokes. He said,
I had the best energy he's been around in months.
So yeah, obviously I thought we were vibing hard.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Yeah. So did you guys kiss or anything?
Speaker 13 (35:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 20 (35:04):
Yeah, at the end of the night, like you know, well,
actually what happened was like I was wearing like really
strong perfume and he started sneezing a lot, and I
asked if he was allergic, and he goes, no, no,
but he started breathing.
Speaker 18 (35:17):
Like a pug and a sana and I was like,
oh shoot. And then I was like, maybe I gave
him a mile with asthma pet like I don't know, yeah,
but kissed goodbye and he didn't die, so I figured
we were.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Cool throwing you do have good energy, okay, have fun. Yeah.
Why do you think he's ghosting you?
Speaker 18 (35:46):
I really don't know.
Speaker 20 (35:48):
I mean I was thinking that, you know, the whole like,
you know, maybe I was like really actually allergic and
he didn't want to say anything, and he's maybe in
a coma right.
Speaker 18 (35:58):
Now, you know, we don't know.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
All right, Well, let's figure it out for you. We'll
play a song come back, and then call him and
see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you and
maybe get to a second date. Okay, yeah, all right.
We'll get your first day follow up.
Speaker 14 (36:11):
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Speaker 1 (36:19):
Right in the middle of your first date, follow up
and if you're just joining us. Selena is on the
phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Justin.
So we're gonna call him in just a second and
see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and
maybe get her a second date. But real quick, Selena,
why don't you break down your date again? And why
do you think you're getting ghosted?
Speaker 18 (36:35):
Yeah? I had the most dreamy date.
Speaker 11 (36:37):
You know.
Speaker 18 (36:37):
We went to a food truck festival. We ate a
lot of stuff, you know.
Speaker 20 (36:41):
We ended the night with a dreamy kiss, and I
think he might just be ghosting me because of the
perfume I was wearing. Maybe it was too much, you know,
and he didn't want to say anything about that. I
don't know, but like, I feel like we had a
great date.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
But he was starting to what does that breathe like
a pug?
Speaker 18 (37:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Yeah, all right, are you ready for us to call
the pug in asana and see how he's doing? Yeah, okay,
here we go.
Speaker 9 (37:22):
Hello, Hey is this Justin?
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Justin? How are you I'm doing?
Speaker 10 (37:28):
I'll care who's calling.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
This is the Jubil Show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Hi, Justin, my name is Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 10 (37:35):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (37:37):
Guys?
Speaker 12 (37:38):
Not much?
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Have you ever listened to the show before.
Speaker 10 (37:41):
I've heard of it, but I've been listening to it
for Okay.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Guess what, justin, You're on the show today because we
got an email about you. Okay, So we do a
segment that's called the first Date follow Up. What that
is is if you go on a date with someone
and you ghost them, they can email us to call
you and ask why you're ghosting? And you're ghosting somebody,
so they email us about you.
Speaker 10 (38:07):
Yeah, this is about Lena, right, Yes.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
It is about Selena, but look.
Speaker 10 (38:14):
She's well I had a time, but there was just
like there was just something that happened that I couldn't shake.
Speaker 5 (38:23):
Okay what it was about?
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Do you have time to tell us what that thing
is that you couldn't shake?
Speaker 18 (38:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (38:30):
She brought it ziplop bag, and in the ziplock bag
was just like a fistful of her hair.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
WHOA wait what?
Speaker 19 (38:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (38:44):
We were having this like picnic and you know, she
pulls out this bag like casually and I thought she
was bringing out snacks. Nope, it was her hair, her hair.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Did you ask her why?
Speaker 4 (38:58):
She had her hair.
Speaker 10 (39:00):
I think I was just taking it all in. I
was just like, uh, oh, okay, there's got to be
her explanation to this, and that's her hair. And it
was like like she was just like taking out like
oh yeah, like there's a Tuesday pile of hair.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Oh interesting, every day had its own pile.
Speaker 10 (39:24):
I asked, And I guess he's cracking her hair scientifically.
I don't know what that meaning. Really asked that many questions,
but she said she loses a certain amount of hair
every day, and so she collected and she's just checking
it for vitamins. What if that means?
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Interesting?
Speaker 10 (39:45):
She literally said that. Look, she told me the amount
of hair she loses her and since she was more
humand to like in humid in human weather, I lose
you know, two one hundred and forty strands a day.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
And she brought him back.
Speaker 10 (40:00):
Who knows that?
Speaker 18 (40:01):
Okay, first of all, it's not weird, it's data.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Just then that's Selena. She's on the phone and wants
to talk to you.
Speaker 20 (40:11):
Hi, Do you have something against science or something? I
had no idea how judgmental you are?
Speaker 10 (40:18):
Selena? Why are you going to call? Why might be ambushed?
Speaker 12 (40:21):
For this.
Speaker 10 (40:21):
This is ridiculous.
Speaker 20 (40:23):
I just wanted to know why you were ghosting me,
and I can't believe this is your reason. Okay, I
am on a hair growth journey. If you can't handle
my routine, you don't deserve the results.
Speaker 10 (40:37):
Wow, Okay, I don't have to be on the hair
growth journey with you. I don't have to be on
the hair growth journey. Like why, Like a ziploc bag
is your hair? That's like, that's a boundaries thing. It's not.
That's not normal or comfortable for another person. You're around
to you pulling out sacks of your hair, like, I don't.
(40:59):
You could have done it a little more discreetly. I
don't care what you do in private. I have nothing
against science, but I don't want to be looking at
your science. We're having a picnic.
Speaker 20 (41:11):
Listen, there is nothing.
Speaker 18 (41:12):
Wrong with what I am doing. I'm just tracking my shedding.
It's responsible. It's called file feedback. Okay, all right.
Speaker 10 (41:22):
The Range girl, it's called the Range. You're the range.
Speaker 20 (41:26):
Curious more ankle stocks with slides, So maybe let's not
act like you're the pinnacle of.
Speaker 10 (41:36):
All right, it was a style choice. It wasn't like
at least I wasn't wearing slippers pair on my feet.
Speaker 18 (41:43):
That okay? Oh so that was a style choice.
Speaker 20 (41:48):
I guess ghosting was a style choice too.
Speaker 10 (41:51):
Apparently I was supposed to handle a ziplock of hair.
Speaker 18 (41:57):
I mean wardive.
Speaker 10 (42:00):
Uh yeah, but that's not something you do on the
first daid. I don't have to know about all your
business and science. I don't need to know about anything more.
Your body is working at that point when we're just
trying to enjoy a picnic.
Speaker 20 (42:17):
Well, I have to keep it with me to track
my hair as they fall. Otherwise would it be very scientific?
Speaker 10 (42:29):
Yeah, but I think science could be paused for an
actor during a picnic.
Speaker 20 (42:34):
I can't believe this, Jesson. We had such a great
time and you're gonna let it go over this. I'm
gonna have Lush's hair and you're gonna be bald, all right?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Justin? Would you like another day with Selena? Will pay
for it?
Speaker 11 (42:51):
No?
Speaker 10 (42:51):
I think I'm good. I'm gonna be living in fear
of being sorted in the spreadsheet.
Speaker 18 (42:59):
You'd be in the low team. You're a great column.
Speaker 10 (43:05):
In their story column.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Wow, Jubile's first day fault.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
It's time for Nina, what's trending?
Speaker 2 (43:16):
So Amazon's wish lists for Bond? James Bond waste.
Speaker 4 (43:21):
I thought you had a stroke.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
My voice is very horse for a wedding this weekend.
I'm taking advantage of Amazon's I'm slurring words.
Speaker 7 (43:36):
Okay, but had has leaked and there are three actors
that are on the list, all under the age of thirty.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Tom Holland is being one of them. But they're afraid
that people might not be able.
Speaker 7 (43:45):
To Now I'm having okay, people might not lack you.
Right before we did this, Brad's like, are you gonna
be okay?
Speaker 1 (43:57):
It's like I got to say, I got the she
went rotch, I'll turn it on. When the mics turned on, I.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Started to.
Speaker 17 (44:07):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
Anyway, The issue with Tom Holland is is that they
think that people night mo not Mott.
Speaker 15 (44:13):
People might not be able to separate him from Spider Man.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
Is that what you're trying to say?
Speaker 11 (44:19):
He has not? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (44:22):
Yeah, that that part Peter Parker, Okay, Spider Man. The
other one is Jacob ELORDI yah, I like that one.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Actually I do too, but.
Speaker 15 (44:33):
Not for James Bond. Really, I like Tom Holland Moore, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
Tom Holland's a non starter. That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
I don't think it makes sense either.
Speaker 15 (44:42):
You think Jacob ELORDI more though, Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
Even know who that is.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
So No, the guy from you for you? Okay, so
I think so.
Speaker 7 (44:47):
But then this is an interesting one too. Harris Dickinson.
So you probably don't recognize that name. And if you do,
good for you. He was the guy that was in
the movie Baby Girl with Nicole Kidmack. He does not
like Harris Dickinson.
Speaker 6 (45:02):
Harris, No, he's the guy. I can't ever watch that movie.
I can't drink milk the same because of that movie.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
It's just I don't know. I thought it was kind
of hot.
Speaker 18 (45:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (45:13):
I don't like any of those options either.
Speaker 4 (45:15):
All of these are bad options.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
Again, I'm here for Jacob Elorio.
Speaker 4 (45:18):
It's a guy from Bridgerton. What's his name?
Speaker 2 (45:19):
But Jacob was the guy that played Elvis.
Speaker 12 (45:22):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (45:22):
Then definitely not James Bond, Right.
Speaker 15 (45:24):
He's not James Bond you're talking about.
Speaker 6 (45:27):
He's coming out in the new there's a reason why
he's a crastic movie.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
The guy from No No jameson one page, right or no,
the guy.
Speaker 6 (45:37):
That's like the main the dude, yes, from Season guy,
even from Wicked Jonathan Bailey him. No, guys, I know
exactly who you're talking about, and I can't think of
his name right now, But yes, you're correct, and I
think that there was a reason.
Speaker 15 (45:51):
Yes, I like him better than all the options theaters
gave me me too.
Speaker 7 (45:56):
He's not on the list, but again, I think there
was a reason why he wasn't. I think we talked
about this, like he was busy here or does he
have another probably going on?
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Sorry I don't probably so that was the list that
leaked another movie news, like any of those. Oh, that's
kind of sad.
Speaker 4 (46:18):
Yeah, James Bond's a full grown adult. Let's act like it.
Speaker 13 (46:20):
Well.
Speaker 7 (46:21):
The reason why they want him to be under the
age of thirty is so that whoever it is going can.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
Hang on for a while, don't It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
They've tried this before, it doesn't work, they don't do it,
they get exhausted by the role.
Speaker 7 (46:31):
Well, let's just not be mad at him yet, because
we don't know if this person can turn it on
and make it happen.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
But you can also pick someone.
Speaker 15 (46:37):
There's other actors under the age of thirty that can
go for the role.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
I can't think when is Peter Tink going to get
his shot at it?
Speaker 4 (46:44):
Yes, that's my big question. I was thinking about that
as well.
Speaker 7 (46:48):
Of Thrones man can't see past it. But anyway, the
other news movie news that I have that will just
move on to real Fast is that the final Fast
and the Furious movie is going to be bringing Paul
Walker's character back.
Speaker 15 (47:01):
I saw that his brother again.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Yep.
Speaker 7 (47:05):
So they're bringing back to close the Brian storyline, which
was his name in the movie when he was in it.
Speaker 4 (47:11):
Brian Spilner.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Yeah, so they have his brother.
Speaker 7 (47:15):
Cody and Caleb are both coming back to help, and
they're using some scenes from the last movie that he
was in to use AI to like stick them.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
There is that kind of creepy I do always creeps
me out. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (47:25):
I like the idea of like the brothers coming on
to close a story for like, uh, a character that's
so like loved like it. I don't know, it feels
like like wholesome to like bring the brothers in, like
if you're going to do it at all.
Speaker 4 (47:36):
Yeah, that's what they did last time.
Speaker 3 (47:37):
Yeah, so last time when he had passed away, that
the brothers basically was the body double, and then they
regenerated his face to be closer to Paul Walker. But
now with AI the way it is, it could probably
create it.
Speaker 15 (47:50):
Yeah, because you could kind of tell last time.
Speaker 4 (47:53):
Yeah you could.
Speaker 6 (47:53):
Yeah, but it is really so emotional. Probably for his
daughter to watch them, he probably doesn't watch it. I
wouldn't be I would not watch.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
It's hard to watching her bank account.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Okayles dirty little secret? Hello, Hi, Hey, you have a
dirty little secret?
Speaker 5 (48:17):
Yes I do. Okay, So gosh, this was like a
while ago, and I was like, I have been wanting
to tell you guys. So I kind of gone to
a situation where I was like on a dating app
for like finding sugar Daddies.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Range Yes, okay, it's like sugar Daddies dot Com. Anyways.
Speaker 5 (48:42):
Yeah, So anyways, this guy drove from like another state
to come and see me, which is like a neighboring state,
and he was like, I want you to like stay
out at this resort with me, and I'm like, oh, well,
if you give me my own room, like I'll stay
you know whatever. And so we had dinner, like I
had way too many drinks, and then I went to
(49:04):
my room at the end of the night, and like
that was that. He went to his room and I'm like,
let's do breakfast in the morning.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Oh my god, I know.
Speaker 5 (49:12):
I was like this is great. Well, then in the
morning he messaged me and was like, hey, like I'm
looking for someone who wants to move a little bit faster.
And I'm like, okay, So obviously this sugar baby life
is like not for me because I can't just do
like the whole nine yards and so I'm like whatever,
like that's kind of crappy of him. But so then
(49:33):
I was like I just got this idea. I'm like,
oh my god, I can charge things to the hotel room.
And so I ended up going to the bar restaurant
and I like charged up all these drinks, like for
a brunch for myself. And then they had this gift
shop there that had like all this like lou Lemon
(49:53):
and like brand name stuff, and I charged like a
thousand dollars to the room. I was just like cloth
and yeah, I still have all of it. And then
I blocked him on like everything, and I haven't talked
to him since, and I mean, I feel like enough
time has passed it's been like nine months.
Speaker 1 (50:11):
Oh you're good.
Speaker 5 (50:12):
Yeah, but it's so like one of the craziest things
I think I've ever done, and also the smartest thing,
Like I wish I could do.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
That the living I'm smart thinking of you to charge
stuff on the room.
Speaker 4 (50:22):
We haven't had a secret stealing in it in a while.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
Yeah, so that's good.
Speaker 2 (50:26):
I think this was part of the sugar baby contract. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:30):
Well, and it's like, what is he gonna do, like
tell on me and be like I hired an escort and.
Speaker 4 (50:38):
She didn't provide the services.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
She didn't give me what I wanted, that wasn't ask
for upfront.
Speaker 15 (50:44):
So I'm just impressed that you got him from another state.
Speaker 6 (50:47):
I can't get another man to meet me for dinner
half the time that lives across the street.
Speaker 18 (50:52):
Let alone a whole other states.
Speaker 2 (50:53):
Sugar Babies, you can be.
Speaker 18 (50:54):
Literally like well.
Speaker 5 (50:56):
And the thing was too, is that I knew it
wasn't going to work because he was like on like
he was he used to be amish and I didn't
know that you were talking and he's like I used
to be amish, and I was like, oh no, And
I'm like, did you like turn your own butter, Like,
what kind of almost are we talking about her?
Speaker 1 (51:15):
Where Amish people they leave the community for a little while,
They go while out, and then they go back they
like get it all out of their system. How did
you know that dreams of being Amish? I guess I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (51:25):
Anyways, I have to get back to work, but I'm
so I got to share that with you guys.
Speaker 4 (51:30):
Appreciate by
Speaker 1 (51:35):
What's your dirty little secret?
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