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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Hey, pool party. See how easy it is to create
fake news.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
That's why every single week at this time we bring
you the cleverly named a segment Real News or Fake News,
where I give you a news headline and you have
to see whether you can tell if it's a real
news story that went viral this week or a fake
one that people actually believed. It's a lot harder than
it sounds, and it's always fun to see if you
can tell what's real news or fake news.
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Speaker 1 (01:10):
See how easy it is to create fake news? That
that's why.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Every single week, at this time we bring you the
segment Real News or Fake News, where you have to
see if you can guess whether a headline is a
real news story that went viral this week or one
that was made up that.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
People actually believed.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Here we go, here's your first headline for real news
or fake news. Eighty year old driver destroys part of
three hundred year old monument in Rome blames Google Maps. Oh,
eighty year old driver destroys part of three hundred year
old monument in Rome blames Google Maps, Victoria.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Is that a real new story or a fake news
story that's real?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Have you tried using Google mapps recently?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Confusing producer bread.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Eighty year old driver destroys part of three hundred year
old monument in Rome blames Google Maps?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Real or fake?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Everybody knows. Nobody drives cars anywhere but America. There aren't
any cars in Rome to drive. Everybody walks and they're
way healthier. This eighty year old person is a fake person.
This is a real news story out of Rome. An
eighty year old woman behind the wheel of a Mercedes
mistook Rome's iconic Spanish steps for a.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Road and drove down the steps. She made it part
way before getting stuck.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
When asked how she mistook the ancient stairs for a road,
she said because quote that Google Maps never pipes up
loud enough to let me know when to turn. Officials
also noted that her hearing aids weren't turned on when
she was taken out of the car.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
That's funny, What an wholesome situation.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I know she was not sided with anything other than
just being old and behind the wheel.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I don't really get lady. If the maps didn't tell
you to turn, why didn't you think to turn before
the stairs though.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
You think you're going downhill.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Here's another headline for real news or fa news. The
segment where I give you a news headline. You have
to see if you can tell whether it's a real
news story that went viral this week or a fake
one that people actually believed. Australian Airline conducts emergency landing
due to stowaway python. Victoria Australian Airline conducts emergency landing
due to stowaway python.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Is that real or fake? That is real?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Anything can happen in the down.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Under producer Brad Australian Airline conducts emergency landing due to
stowaway python.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Everybody knows what I'm about to say, and that is
that this fake news fear mongering from anyone who's not
into aviation is just getting out of hand.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
This is a fake news story, fake news story. This
story is also real. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
A woman in Australia unknowingly brought her pet python onto
a domestic flight. Unknowingly, the snake apparently snithered out slithered
out of her carry on bag mid flight. Passengers and
cre were shocked when during the beverage service a five
foot python slithered onto the shoulders of a flight.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
They're just handing you a sprite and then the little python.
That's kind of cute that it's snuck into her baggage
though I know.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I don't think it snuck though, because if it would
have snuck into her baggage, it wouldn't have gotten out
of her carry on like that thing is normally zipped up,
tied something your carry on. You don't just leave your
carry on open and hanging out.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I lay.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
The reptile was safely captured without injury. The woman said
she had no clue that her five foot long python
named Digby had snuck into her luggage. Upon landing, she
was instructed to leave the plane and purchase two seats
for another flight, one for her and one for Digby.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Oh my goodness, Digby.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Here's another headline for real news or fake news? A
segment where I give you a news headline from the
week and you have to see if you can tell
whether it's a real new story went viral or a
fake one that people actually believed. Here's your next headline
for real news or fake news. Uk Hiker sues at
city council for not allowing her to go viral. Uk
Hiker sue's city council for not.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Allowing her to go viral. Is that a real new
story or a fake news story? Victoria?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I don't want to say real again, but I've done
too many. Uh, this is fake. You can't sue some
you can see someone for anything fake.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
You're gonna go fake on it. All right, preducer.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Brad UK hiker sues at city council for not allowing
her to go viral, real or fake.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I am sick and tired of people not respecting gig
work and the gig economy and freelance work. This is
damages and not only did she sue, but she should have.
This is a real story.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Here's the story. It's a real story. Nice by the way.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
A university student in the UK lost her phone while
hiking and tried to get it back twice. She got
stuck both times and had to call mountain rescue crews
to come for help. First rescue, she was stranded on
steep terrain and safely guided back. Days later, she returned
to find her phone and needed rescuing again. Already a problem,
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but the reason that she's suing. She said the phone
was never recovered and now she's suing city council who
maintains the trail, because if they would have found the phone.
She's positive a picture she took of her doing a
yoga pose on one of the cliffs would.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Have gone viral. She wants a million dollars from that.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah, she does.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
We'll keep you updated on that.