November 11, 2025 • 9 mins
Think you’re smarter than you were in elementary school? The Jubal Show puts you to the ultimate test with a viral quiz that 92% of adults fail! From primary colors to the equator, Christopher Columbus’s ships, and the atomic number of elements, how many can you answer correctly? Join the fun, see if you belong to the elite 8% of adults who pass, and relive those “forgotten” lessons from your school days.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do you think you're smarter today than you were in
elementary school? It's the Jewell Show, I hope. So if
you answered yes, it's time to put it to the test,
because there's a test that's going viral and ninety two
percent of adults can't pass it. Oh, and it has
to do with things that you definitely knew in elementary school.
So give me three minutes and then we'll see if
you are in the elite eight percent of adults, okay,
(00:21):
or if you're just a regular dim wit like most
of this. Right after this it's the Jewell Show. Are
you smarter the ninety two percent of the other adults
out there? Or are you like the majority of us
who only think that we know things?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
It's a Jewell Show ignorance.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
And I asked that because there's a test going viral
and ninety two percent of adults can't pass it, and
it has to do with things that you definitely knew
in elementary school.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yep? So it's all things that you learned in elementary school.
They say ninety two percent of adults have forgotten these
things and can't pass this test.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Just try to remember what we learned in elementary school.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
I just want to point out if ninety two percent
can't pass this test, no one can come for me
and you versus Victoria about how but you know what,
but your majority of you can't pass this right, Here
we go.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Here's the test. Let's see how you guys do. And
you can only miss three of these if you want
to pass the test. If not, then you're with the
ninety two percent of the other dummies out there. So
if you want to be in the smartest eight percent
of the people in the world, I do, you have
to get most of these right. You can only miss three.
But here are the questions on the test. These are
things that you definitely knew in elementary school, but most
(01:35):
adults have forgotten these by Now here's the first question.
Which of these is not a primary color? Red, blue, green,
or yellow? Nina Green sang green. Yeah, okay, Victoria, I'm
allan green sand green. Correct answer green.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
If you guys got that one.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Right, yellow, mad green, we're about to be the eight percent.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Remember, you can only miss three of these, okay, if
you want to be in the eight percent of adults
who can actually pass this test, because ninety two percent
of adults cannot pass this test. How many months have
thirty one days, five, six, seven, or eight? Eight? Nina
(02:16):
saying eight, Okay, Victoria, are the numbers five, six, seven
or eight? How many months have thirty one days, five, six,
seven or eight?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Oh? Dang, okay, okay you said eight. Yeah, I'm gonna
say seven.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Okay, you're saying seven, Victoria, Okay, the answer is seven. Victoria,
got that all right? He Remember you can only get
three wrong. If you get more than three wrong, you
don't pass the test. And you're with the ninety two
percent of adults who say who they say cannot pass
this test. And if you get less than three wrong,
then you're in the eight percent of adults who can
(02:50):
actually pass this test.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
The best part is we're gonna use that question to
you versus Victoria, and you will get it wrong.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Which of these was not one of Chris for Columbus
ships bro the Nina, the Nino, the Pina, the Santa Maria. Okay, Amino,
the Nino, Nina saying the Nino, Victoria.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yikes, Nina, Nino, pick what I know?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I know the Pina, Santa Maria.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
I think I also want to say the Nino because
the Nina was one of them, wasn't it.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I think, yeah, you go, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay, that is correct. The Nino was not one of
Christopher Columbus's ship. Sixty adults didn't get that right though.
They thought that there was a ship named the Nino.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Oh really, that's hard.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
I think I have an advantage though, because my name
is Nina, so my whole life people were like, oh.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Hi, Nina, where's the Pina in the Santa Maria. I'm like, okay,
that good one.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Money a test that's going viral and adults can't pass this.
You have you can only get three wrong if you
want to put if you want to be in the
in the percent of adults who can pass this test.
But ninety two percent of adults cannot pass this regular
elementary school test. Which element has the atomic number three? Helium, hydrogen, lithium,
(04:12):
or carbon? Which element has the atomic number three?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Wait? What can you give me?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yes? Which element has the atomic number of three? Helium, hydrogen, lithium,
or carbon. I don't remember learning anything like that in
elementary school.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
I don't either, But periodic table, guy, I feel like
I want to say helium, but I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Recall okay, helium. Nina says helium, Victoria helium, hydrogen, lithium
or carbon? Which element has the atomic number of three?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
And it's not hydrogen helium hydrogen. I don't know what carbon.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
You're going carbon? The answer lithium is the answer on that.
So Nina's got too wrong. Victoria has one wrong.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Right now, you pointed out Me's so happy.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
For thought lithium was either a pokemon or an antidepressant
when they ask them questions about this.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Hold on, I think it is also an antidepressant.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
It is a battery. It is also an anti depressed.
Take lithium for bipolar right, yeah, for it for all
fundamental health things. But yeah, like, wait, what we're going
over a test that is going viral. The nine adults
can't pass. You can only get three wrong if you
want to be in the eight percent they can pass
this test. But they say most adults can't remember the
(05:29):
things they learned in elementary school, and it's proven because
cannot pass this test.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Here's another question. Who wrote The Great Gatsby? F Scott
Fitzgerald j R. R. Tolkien, Theodore Geisel or Ernest Himingway Bro.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I don't know this one. I do know this one.
So you go forward. So I was gonna say, I
don't want.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
To copy you. Is it the Tolkien guy? J R. R.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Tolkien?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
So where you're going? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Wrong, that's not.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Right, Fitzgerald.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
It is Scott Fitzgerald. And now both you guys have
two wrong. You only have one more one or more?
Guess or this player if you want to be in
the eight percent of adults that can actually pass this test.
What do you call a baby frog, a pup, a tadpole,
a hatchling, or a minnow?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (06:15):
I know this one too, Yes, Okay, this on this
kind of three one two three tadpole?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Guys, that is correct? Alright, you guys got that one right.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I thought they were so excited about knowing this.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
You should be. You should because apparently ninety two percent
of adults cannot pass this test about how many miles
is the Earth from the moon two hundred two hundred
thirty eight hundred and fifty five miles two and forty
six thousand, seven hundred ninety two miles, three hundred and
thirty thousand, eight hundred and fifty five miles, one hundred
and fifty four one hundred and sixty two miles. What
(06:51):
that's a tough question.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
That is I'm sorry I did not learn this an element.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I was gonna say, who did?
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Okay, sorry, the numbers one more time? How many miles
for the Earth now from the moon? Two hundred and
thirty eight thousand, eight hundred fifty five miles, two hundred
and forty six thousand, seven hundred and ninety two miles,
three hundred and thirty eight thousand, eight hundred and fifty
five miles, one hundred and fifty four thousand, one hundred
and sixty two miles.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I'm gonna just go with one hundred and fifty four
for five.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Hundred fifty four for fun Nina and Victoria.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
I forgot all the numbers, he said, So I'm just
gonna go to day.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Okay, A is correct.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
So you got it right? With a gas.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
It's two hundred and thirty eight thousand, eight five miles.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Guess it doesn't count. But let's keep going, all right.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
So let's see Sonina's got three, yeah, Victoria has two.
Remember ninety two percent of adults cannot pass this test.
You can only get three three wrongs. So if Nina
gets one more than she's in the ninety two percent,
and Victoria still a couple more to go. But here's
another question. Which planet is closest to the sun? Mercury, Jupiter, Venus, Mars, Mercury, Jupiter,
(08:01):
Venus or Mars.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I don't know, I know this.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Which planet is closest to this? Nina, Mercury, Venus, Jubiter
or Mars. I'm just gonna say Mercury, Mercury. Okay, Victoria,
I think it's is it Venus? Is that what you're
going with?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I think so.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, the answer is Mercury. Another guy, another guess, gets
it right. And this is so ridiculous. It was a
drinking game. The last question, what is the name for
the line that splits Earth in half horizontally prime meridian,
Tropic of cancer, Equator or the hemisphere line?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Equator?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Okay, Victoria is saying the equator. The name for the
line that splits the Earth and half horizontally prime meridian,
Tropic of cancer, Equator or hemisphere line? Nina, prim Meridian,
same primarium. Okay, the answer is equator, Victoria. Yeah. Also,
(09:11):
they said one in four adults believe the equator was
a theme park ride.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
What it was.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I just thought it meant it was hot.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Come on the equator. We know this one, Nina.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Yeah, I know. It's where it's hot.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
No, it's the middle of your I know where it's hot.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Isn't it hot?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
All I know is the lines are really long if
you want to ride it.
Do you think you're smarter today than you were in
elementary school? It's the Jewell Show, I hope. So if
you answered yes, it's time to put it to the test,
because there's a test that's going viral and ninety two
percent of adults can't pass it. Oh, and it has
to do with things that you definitely knew in elementary school.
So give me three minutes and then we'll see if
you are in the elite eight percent of adults, okay,
(00:21):
or if you're just a regular dim wit like most
of this. Right after this it's the Jewell Show. Are
you smarter the ninety two percent of the other adults
out there? Or are you like the majority of us
who only think that we know things?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
It's a Jewell Show ignorance.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
And I asked that because there's a test going viral
and ninety two percent of adults can't pass it, and
it has to do with things that you definitely knew
in elementary school.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yep? So it's all things that you learned in elementary school.
They say ninety two percent of adults have forgotten these
things and can't pass this test.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Just try to remember what we learned in elementary school.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
I just want to point out if ninety two percent
can't pass this test, no one can come for me
and you versus Victoria about how but you know what,
but your majority of you can't pass this right, Here
we go.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Here's the test. Let's see how you guys do. And
you can only miss three of these if you want
to pass the test. If not, then you're with the
ninety two percent of the other dummies out there. So
if you want to be in the smartest eight percent
of the people in the world, I do, you have
to get most of these right. You can only miss three.
But here are the questions on the test. These are
things that you definitely knew in elementary school, but most
(01:35):
adults have forgotten these by Now here's the first question.
Which of these is not a primary color? Red, blue, green,
or yellow? Nina Green sang green. Yeah, okay, Victoria, I'm
allan green sand green. Correct answer green.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
If you guys got that one.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Right, yellow, mad green, we're about to be the eight percent.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Remember, you can only miss three of these, okay, if
you want to be in the eight percent of adults
who can actually pass this test, because ninety two percent
of adults cannot pass this test. How many months have
thirty one days, five, six, seven, or eight? Eight? Nina
(02:16):
saying eight, Okay, Victoria, are the numbers five, six, seven
or eight? How many months have thirty one days, five, six,
seven or eight?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Oh? Dang, okay, okay you said eight. Yeah, I'm gonna
say seven.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Okay, you're saying seven, Victoria, Okay, the answer is seven. Victoria,
got that all right? He Remember you can only get
three wrong. If you get more than three wrong, you
don't pass the test. And you're with the ninety two
percent of adults who say who they say cannot pass
this test. And if you get less than three wrong,
then you're in the eight percent of adults who can
(02:50):
actually pass this test.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
The best part is we're gonna use that question to
you versus Victoria, and you will get it wrong.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Which of these was not one of Chris for Columbus
ships bro the Nina, the Nino, the Pina, the Santa Maria. Okay, Amino,
the Nino, Nina saying the Nino, Victoria.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yikes, Nina, Nino, pick what I know?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I know the Pina, Santa Maria.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
I think I also want to say the Nino because
the Nina was one of them, wasn't it.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I think, yeah, you go, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay, that is correct. The Nino was not one of
Christopher Columbus's ship. Sixty adults didn't get that right though.
They thought that there was a ship named the Nino.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Oh really, that's hard.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
I think I have an advantage though, because my name
is Nina, so my whole life people were like, oh.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Hi, Nina, where's the Pina in the Santa Maria. I'm like, okay,
that good one.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Money a test that's going viral and adults can't pass this.
You have you can only get three wrong if you
want to put if you want to be in the
in the percent of adults who can pass this test.
But ninety two percent of adults cannot pass this regular
elementary school test. Which element has the atomic number three? Helium, hydrogen, lithium,
(04:12):
or carbon? Which element has the atomic number three?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Wait? What can you give me?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yes? Which element has the atomic number of three? Helium, hydrogen, lithium,
or carbon. I don't remember learning anything like that in
elementary school.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
I don't either, But periodic table, guy, I feel like
I want to say helium, but I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Recall okay, helium. Nina says helium, Victoria helium, hydrogen, lithium
or carbon? Which element has the atomic number of three?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
And it's not hydrogen helium hydrogen. I don't know what carbon.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
You're going carbon? The answer lithium is the answer on that.
So Nina's got too wrong. Victoria has one wrong.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Right now, you pointed out Me's so happy.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
For thought lithium was either a pokemon or an antidepressant
when they ask them questions about this.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Hold on, I think it is also an antidepressant.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
It is a battery. It is also an anti depressed.
Take lithium for bipolar right, yeah, for it for all
fundamental health things. But yeah, like, wait, what we're going
over a test that is going viral. The nine adults
can't pass. You can only get three wrong if you
want to be in the eight percent they can pass
this test. But they say most adults can't remember the
(05:29):
things they learned in elementary school, and it's proven because
cannot pass this test.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Here's another question. Who wrote The Great Gatsby? F Scott
Fitzgerald j R. R. Tolkien, Theodore Geisel or Ernest Himingway Bro.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I don't know this one. I do know this one.
So you go forward. So I was gonna say, I
don't want.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
To copy you. Is it the Tolkien guy? J R. R.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Tolkien?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
So where you're going? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Wrong, that's not.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Right, Fitzgerald.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
It is Scott Fitzgerald. And now both you guys have
two wrong. You only have one more one or more?
Guess or this player if you want to be in
the eight percent of adults that can actually pass this test.
What do you call a baby frog, a pup, a tadpole,
a hatchling, or a minnow?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (06:15):
I know this one too, Yes, Okay, this on this
kind of three one two three tadpole?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Guys, that is correct? Alright, you guys got that one right.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I thought they were so excited about knowing this.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
You should be. You should because apparently ninety two percent
of adults cannot pass this test about how many miles
is the Earth from the moon two hundred two hundred
thirty eight hundred and fifty five miles two and forty
six thousand, seven hundred ninety two miles, three hundred and
thirty thousand, eight hundred and fifty five miles, one hundred
and fifty four one hundred and sixty two miles. What
(06:51):
that's a tough question.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
That is I'm sorry I did not learn this an element.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I was gonna say, who did?
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Okay, sorry, the numbers one more time? How many miles
for the Earth now from the moon? Two hundred and
thirty eight thousand, eight hundred fifty five miles, two hundred
and forty six thousand, seven hundred and ninety two miles,
three hundred and thirty eight thousand, eight hundred and fifty
five miles, one hundred and fifty four thousand, one hundred
and sixty two miles.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I'm gonna just go with one hundred and fifty four
for five.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Hundred fifty four for fun Nina and Victoria.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
I forgot all the numbers, he said, So I'm just
gonna go to day.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Okay, A is correct.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
So you got it right? With a gas.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
It's two hundred and thirty eight thousand, eight five miles.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Guess it doesn't count. But let's keep going, all right.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
So let's see Sonina's got three, yeah, Victoria has two.
Remember ninety two percent of adults cannot pass this test.
You can only get three three wrongs. So if Nina
gets one more than she's in the ninety two percent,
and Victoria still a couple more to go. But here's
another question. Which planet is closest to the sun? Mercury, Jupiter, Venus, Mars, Mercury, Jupiter,
(08:01):
Venus or Mars.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I don't know, I know this.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Which planet is closest to this? Nina, Mercury, Venus, Jubiter
or Mars. I'm just gonna say Mercury, Mercury. Okay, Victoria,
I think it's is it Venus? Is that what you're
going with?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
I think so.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, the answer is Mercury. Another guy, another guess, gets
it right. And this is so ridiculous. It was a
drinking game. The last question, what is the name for
the line that splits Earth in half horizontally prime meridian,
Tropic of cancer, Equator or the hemisphere line?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Equator?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Okay, Victoria is saying the equator. The name for the
line that splits the Earth and half horizontally prime meridian,
Tropic of cancer, Equator or hemisphere line? Nina, prim Meridian,
same primarium. Okay, the answer is equator, Victoria. Yeah. Also,
(09:11):
they said one in four adults believe the equator was
a theme park ride.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
What it was.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I just thought it meant it was hot.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Come on the equator. We know this one, Nina.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Yeah, I know. It's where it's hot.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
No, it's the middle of your I know where it's hot.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Isn't it hot?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
All I know is the lines are really long if
you want to ride it.
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