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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Wholdaiking Big Show with Jon, Mike and Kezy. Tune
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
It is to be grass on the Hidicky Big Show,
Keezy and Moggi Hoody j back with us on Thursday.
If you just joined us, we are discussing what was
one of the biggest fights of the century, Jake Paul
taking on Mike Tyson.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
If you didn't see it, don't worry. You didn't really
miss much.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
If you did see it, it was an interesting spectacle.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Moggie.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
A lot of texts coming in on three, four eight
three and a lot of people.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
No one's in favor of the fight. They saw. Everyone's
in agreeance that it was terrible. That's right, The boxing's crap.
Tyson's old, Jake Paul's a douche. But how good was it?
Not even to show at fifty bucks on pay per view?
That was great. I think that was awesome that it
was on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
I think this is going to be after the success
of that, this is going to be a regular occurrence.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
This is going to have started something. Well, they've also
got Netflix has also bought x amount of spots x
amount of games of the NFL, so They've got the
Christmas Day EFL game, so that's huge. Just going to
get into it more and more and more. It makes
complete scenes. There are more households than anything else worldwide. Right, Yeah,
Tyson Paul fight, complete sham. The end of the eighth wind,
(01:09):
JP started bowing and thanking Tyson, which was out the gate.
Tyson could have just leved them with the world's greatest
to do. I don't think he could have. I don't
think it's not that anymore. He was exhausted. It was
absolutely exhausted after the force, which is fair.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Enough because as we're talking in the office, he's a
fifty eight year old dude who boxed for thirty forty years.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
He's allowed to be tired and slow. Yeah he is.
But that's the thing. I just I keep going back
to those training videos and yeah, I don't know, man.
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
They did a great job of making people think that
the fight would be a fight. Like that's the thing
is they did. They were great at telling you that
he's still got it, showing you the right stuff, so
many highlights, and then the.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Bottom corner would be like nineteen eighty eight, almost forty
years ago. Yeah, exactly. There's another one here. It says
also the only good entertained on last night's fight was
the ladies before the main event. They put on a
show girls. I'm assuming he means the ring girls.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Oh, I know, there was the female boxes the fight beforehand.
That was one hell of a fight.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Now, those two I believe had fought a couple of
years prior, and it had gone the distance and it
was just an absolute blood bar.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
The same thing happened, however, Mogi.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
That fight was a clear example of how sometimes in
boxing the results are complete BS.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
And the entire world witnessed that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
One girl, Katie Martin, thirty eight from Ireland, very experienced fighter.
She spent the whole fight head butting the other check
intentionally opened up her eye. I've never seen someone's eyelid
hanging open like that. Yeah, that girl, that woman sorry,
landed more than one hundred punches on her. She was
the victim of dirty play, basically headbutting, and somehow she's
still lost.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah, that is just complete BS.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Yeah it was.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
But you don't expect anything less to you. That's why
you say you never leave it in the hands of
the judges. Keys that's right yet. But I'll tell you
what those ring girls do. They look stoked, didn't They
couldn't wipe the smiles off their faces.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
It's almost like they were paid to smile, Like even
if you even stop smiling for one second. So even
if the shot was quite and it's not like I
was looking out for the moment, even if it was
like a wide shot with fifty people in the shot,
you'd be able to see them eyeballing the camera.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
That was on them with a big grin.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Somehow they knew how to find the camera. Yeah, which
is amazing. The cameraman knew how to find them. Certainly
great at that It was in Texas, and as I say,
everything was bigger in Texas, but I'm not sure everything
was better in Texas.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
The Hoedarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
And Kisy It is a Huducky Big show twenty five
minutes past four, but a simple minds via the Achizi
and Moggie with the Hoodie Jay joining us on Thursday
when we're heading down to Shining Peak Brewing in Taranaki
for a live Show'm actually you do come along, Moggi
texts coming through still on three four eight three with
what people are wearing, keep them coming by the way,
and you could win yourself a two prize pack. Caleb
(03:55):
is wearing the usual backbone attire singlet and Stubbies nice
which is.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Do I still sell a stubby absolutely rugby league shorts.
It used to be at Warnocks, but I mean Stubbies, okay,
because they were a brand, right with Yeah, I'll google it.
I'll let you know, brother, Can you google that?
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Man?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Can you google that? Man?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Okay, you're sweet ass, just on clothing actually, man, yeah, man,
And this is a segue, sweet man. Does your wife
does she ever wear your stuff?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
My stuff?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
You're clothing that no, Like you don't even walk out
and she's wearing your type black jeans and your type
white T shirt.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
And I'm considerably a bigger unit than her though. Yeah,
you're massive here. I am well compared to my wife.
I'm massive as well. Yeah, you know, she's a little
thing as well. But we did a bit of a
clothing bin run. We went through our ship bogie, we
(04:53):
went through our drawers, we went through the wardrobe.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
We cleared out all the stuff we don't wear anymore.
All the stuff that's you know, kind of out.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Of fashion you can't just keep.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
It, is all the stuff you never wear, and it's like,
you know, I've won this in a year, I'm getting
rid of it. So I cleared all that was just excellent,
had about five big bags the Red Cross we donated it,
which was awesome. And then I noticed that and my
wife's half of the wardrobe was half of the stuff
I'd thrown out. So my wife is like picked up
an old denim jacket I don't ever wear anymore, a
few other things, some T shirts, and she's just started
(05:30):
dressing like me, but from a year ago.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
And it's a really weird phenomenon, Like it's hot because
we yes stuff. Yeah, she kind of begging like jeans,
which I often wear in winter, and then like a
denim jacket like a cool retro tea or something. But
it's all she's dressing like me.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
She's jeans, not she's wearing similar ones, so she's dressed
like me, but she's my wife.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah, and it's just a weird kind of situation to
be in.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
It.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I love it. She looks she's never a bitter. The
other day she's wearing like a pink jacket and some
orthopedic slippers, and I was like, oh, hello, does she
ever get your tapper on the shoulder? And she looked
over her shoulder. It didn't happen, actually, But I'm just wondering, like,
is that is it weird? Or is it is it
weird that you're more attractive to your attracted to your
wife now that she reminds you of yourself? Yeah, it's standard. Okay, good,
(06:20):
that's normal. Yeah, I reckon she'd looked great with a mustache. Well, yeah,
I mean you've seen you'd agree. Yeah, I mean there's
there's a hint of one starting. Yeah, just a hint.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
The whole Achy Big Show with Mike and Key. Tune
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Radio hod Ich Green Day long View on The Ackey
Big Show, Keezy and Mogi Hoody Jo back with us tomorrow, Mogi,
I've got something written down here that just his shirt?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Oh yeah, what's that? It's pretty amazing little story. Brother.
You might have seen this across the news over the
last couple of days there. It's a harrowing tale really,
and probably a lesson for us all when it comes
to exercising. You would have seen the footage potentially, but
there was a woman who was in enjoying herself a
(07:17):
nice marathon there, and then during the marathon there's motorbikes.
You have the motorbikes, go on, they've got the cameraman
on them. I've got a motorbike. Oh yeah, yeah like
that camera. Yeah, they've got a camera man on Okay,
not a woman, not in this case a camera person
camera probably a better way to phrase it. Let me
(07:37):
firstly say I'm sorry almost camera person, not camera man
or woman. Anyway, this woman was running along and enjoying
a marathon. There, the cameraman's in front at about a
forty five degree angle, and all of a sudden the
competitor there. She starts talking to the camera person and
this is what we hear.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
So the as hard as she couldish, you went fall
in myself. Okay, you don't get a thank you?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Sorry, right, So just confirming she said, I just shipped myself.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Can you not get my ass? Did you? Is that
what you know? You don't listen to me saying what
are you doing? Brother? No, that's not where this break
is going. Definitely not. No, that's not where it's Yeah,
that's exactly what she said. So she's run along, run
along there and has shared herself and then obviously doesn't
want that to be broadcast to the world. So she
(08:31):
said to the camera, a person, can you just stay
in front of me if you've got to keep the shot,
don't go behind me and get a vision of my
back door because it is it's looking like somebody has
kicked it in? Is that what she said? Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
And this is the this is the sort of conundrum
you're in because this is called runners bum. It's a
very common occurrence. It's never happened to me.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yeah, well you only go five k barely, barely, like
three and a half. But even then, God, a former
colleague of mine used to run marathon and he was
saying it's runner's bum. In fact, he's head runners bumb
like once a month. He'll get it while practicing, right,
and he would just have to run into a bush
or something. And it's very familiar. So what's the symptoms here.
(09:12):
It's just you are on a run and you need
to do a perse. I don't know. Yeah, I think
it must be brought on by the stuff. Yet I
have no idea. It seems to me that the only
thing that it can be really is that you you
you desperately need to go to the toilet. Yeah, and
you're a you're in a running race and you quite
like to do well. And so you've got two options.
(09:32):
One you stop the race and go to a toilet. Yeah.
Two you just you just in your pants.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
And so do you know which marathon this was like
wasn't like a proper full on it, Well, it wasn't
like a fun The fact that there was a camera
person in present, Yeah, that indicates to me that it
was televised. So she had a choice, do you want
the audio of me asking not to film me? Or
do you want footage of me with a dirty bomb?
And so she's gone for the audio. She's gone for
(09:59):
the audio. But I also think I don't think that
she would have thought that there would have been audio.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I think that you're more thinking that people are going
to see you running and that there'll be commentary over
the top of it. Yeah, okay. And the other part
of it is you were the vast majority of that
stuff that's recorded and that you see is not live,
like you'll see the leaders will be live. And she
would just assume that what are the chances that that
actually went out live. There's no way that went out live.
(10:25):
It would have been pre recorded. Then they made a
decision to play it because it's funny to us. That's right.
So it's a perfect break in the commentary to if
we listen again, sought as.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Hard as she could, and she went all in myself.
You don't get my as.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Yes, there's a perfect pause in the commentary as well.
And also and also what the commentator said, can we
play that back one more time? Sure?
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Thought as hard as she could and she went all
in myself.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Yeah she has. She's gone all in she did and
all out. Yeah, amazing. I've never had any kind of
The worst I've probably done is puked, But I haven't
shat myself a marathon, well running a marathon. Yeah, you've
never run a marathon, have you? Dozen dozens The.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
And Kisey Typically they're on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Friday afternoon and Fellows. It's a significant day for
Hoodie Jake because I made a vow to myself and
my family overseas when I was over there this week
that i'd give up the darts.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Can you talk us through how it came to that.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
I I've been I've been flirting with it for a
little while now, about ten years.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Yeah, for about ten years.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
I was sort of like you were that flight it.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
But I I've sort of reached a point where enough
fair enough, and I figure I've got to give it
one last good go, last attempt. I'm going to give
it a genuine go. And I fought it was important
because I know we've banged on about the a fair
amount over our career, as you have, but I'm deadly
serious about this, and I felt it was important to
(11:57):
put it out there in the.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Public so that I can be hold account all.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
The street, as opposed to just keeping it to myself
and not doing I don't.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Think we've ever had an aversion to making it public.
I mean, time we think we're going to do it,
we put it on here, and of course immediately it's
it's almost boy cries wolf stage. We must have given
up ten to fifteen times probably on the show alone
the last three years.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
How about there's never been like not a punishment, but
a thing where if you do decide you are back
smoking again. Like you should have to take us all
out for dinner or something, you know what I mean,
like some sort of thing where you have to.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
I'm prepared to do that. So that's a fair call.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
We'll pick a restaurant.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Nothing, I'll pick the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
No no, no, no, no no no, We'll just it'll
just be a carry night, you know, carry no.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
I'll agree to that, now, listen.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Our partners.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Yeah, sure, I.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
Was going to do that one day anyway, and then
I went, yeah, right, I've got one cigarette left and.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I smoked that today. I'm just I'm contemplating. I think the.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
Most appropriate place for me to have it is on
my deck out the front where I always have my
daries in full sunlight, and just really enjoy that one
last cigarette and then be done with it.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
That is a really good final cigarette, right, Yes, that's
a good one, And so that's.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Gonna be your last memory of smoking, and you're gonna
be like, man, I'd love to do that again. Can
I do you have a shadder of a cigarette? Yeah?
I mean, but he's got to give up regardss. I
mean I thought I was you, Jays, I would I
would save that one for tomorrow. Morning because your favorite
cigarette of the day is the first one.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
Well, I have two favorites of the day, the first
one of the day and then the one after the show, right,
and then I always you know, because you see.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
You follow me in your and I light away.
Speaker 6 (13:43):
So now I'm going to have it in the sun
on my deck this afternoon evening or this evening. Sorry,
and keep you informed of make bro.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
I am gonna go.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
What do you reckon?
Speaker 5 (13:56):
Gi?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I don't think you'll see the year okay. And it's
just based on previous experience. Fair, and it's and it's
a real it's a sign of how hard it is
to give up smoking. Yes, when you think about how
much we hate it, Yes, and the fact that we've
not been able to give up and we are fairly
strong mentally individuals around it pretty much everything else. Yes,
(14:19):
And yet I can't. I just can't. I can't do it.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Yeah, so that's I'd be the same, Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
My prediction is you do give it up, and then
when we come back and meet up again next year
after the summer holidays, you walk and reek into darts
and then we go out for Indian curry that night.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
That's my prediction. I don't want it actually, yeah, I
want him to give it up. Yes, one hundred steid.
My worsh is that you never have another dart again
other than this last one on your deck. Yes, but
that's just my vibe based on the fourteen other times
you've tried to do this on you.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Okay, we'll see how we go, Fellous full.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Support Jason Man three four eight three as well if
anyone else wants to pledge their support and maybe join
in as well if there's something they need to give up.
Beautiful underwel old Man.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
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