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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh Man Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast, Get Up
Even Closer on.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok for targets for seven every weekday
on radio recad Get a Feelings.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I'm being dot.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
This is not.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
It's a weird thing this afternoon, so many people just
into making really annoying noises.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
You people yelling.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
And singing, and it's just like when everyone's shut.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
The fuck up, everyone's yelling and singing or was.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
It just todd were some people because he was singing.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
It was really good.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
There was a great little bit there where he did
this is our boss, Toddy mad Dog, and he did
a little bit where he did a four stroke drum
roll ye with his hands he does drums, and then
a three strum guitar that.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
He didn't do that I did in my head.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
He wanted he's really random like that, He'll just randomly
do like a drum solo. And then he wanted to
talk logistics with us, and then saying a song about logistics,
and Jay looked like he wanted to shoot himself.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
That was funny though.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
That's why, honestly, I think there is something in the
idea of you guys doing a road movie together. Can
you imagine you mentioned together? Lord, Well, one of you
has to be the navigator, that's the good. But like
one of you has to tell the other one, like
driving around which way you're going, and it doesn't matter
who's doing that, and it's a map, there's no Google,
and a stressful situation. Stressful situation. Not you guys doing
(01:53):
the amazing race.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Downtown like span Kock or something.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Or Auckland or in the b field.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Oh yeah, it would still be stressed.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Sounds awesome, Fellas, be real good.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
You're really smart today, by the.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Way I do.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Thanks.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Sometimes sometimes you dress, oh god, Sometimes sometimes you dress
like my pop used to dress good. No, I mean this,
I absolutely Mike.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah, oh g running feelers worry a bit.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
I love my pop, but he used to wear a
shirt like that with a sweeter on top of it.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
I saw Jason's ah bloody pop over there.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah, man, well I only put the jersey on because
it was.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Got a bit chili today it was cold.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
The's going on here?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
But anyway, can I get back to the point that
I was trying to say, I.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Know you were literally you've.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
To We're just making stupid fucking noises. God cut sounds
over it. He's like, would you guys a fuck all right?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Pop, it'sroen it The.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Whole Racky Big Show Days from four on Radio Hiraky.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
The Wcky Big Show Podcast. I'm being thrown by keys.
He's facial here. He's always smooth.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
He might have a day's growth on a Monday when
I'm hungover.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah, like on a Monday, and he's growing it. It's
quite dense at the moment.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
It's not a beard.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
It's just do you think it looks all right?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
It's throwing me.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Off, wow, Keezy, it looks great, man, Do you think
it looks all right?
Speaker 5 (03:40):
It's just fine, right, It's just because I got my hair.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
It's just very dark.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
It's yeah, because I got black here. Yeah, but because
I had my haircut shorty yesterday. I went to shave
today and I was like, maybe I just go for
the double nice.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Thanks.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Quite a thick beard around the keys, is it not?
It looks like it would be. Why grown one won't
let him grow one or two little baldy pitches. It
looks very thick.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Yeah, maybe I could grow a thick beard.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Looked like, no, because your wife said, you can't remember,
I'm going to grow and she said, no, you cannot
grow a bead.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
This year?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Were doing?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
No, he was just considering it, and she whereas I
look awesome with the beard.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I think you need to know what you look like
with a beard, Keys at your age. Yeah, oh, I
see if you can get it for Christmas? Off the missus,
So if you'll let you.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Grow a beard, to be fair, she said no to
the mustache as well. Yeah, and she's loving it, does she?
I think you should grow it beard. Why are you
going to smirk on your face there because he's a sicker. Yeah,
what about my missus loving my mustache could possibly be fair?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Well, look, it conjures all sorts of images, to be honest.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
I want to go into it, man, come on, come on, guys.
It's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I thought you got it, Keys, I thought you understood
what's disgusting about it?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Well, your mustache and your is.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Nothing.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Okay, good, good stuff. I wasn't going in any fuel sexual,
just visions in my head.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
I know when you are being filthy because you have
a grin, a closed lip, smile, and his eyes are
squinting as well.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
So you've got three smiles. You're kind of doing it now.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Now he's thinking about something else and it's.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Like, oh yeah, but.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Fuck, there was an off ear joke.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Jeez. No, No, if I've got one of the great joke,
just have it out. I'll just not just say you will. Yes,
I won't do it on the radio, but I can
do filth in the pobjects because that's where you get
away with a bit of filth. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
And you're indo, But.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I don't have any filth on my mind at the moment,
so I don't need to go there.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Do you guys even think about filth at work?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Looking out the window, oh yeah, obviously when I am.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
There, it reminds me of what a filthy basity is.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Well, it's kind of hard for me not to look
out a window because there's a window right in front
of my arm.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I know, I know, and this you see. But if
I in sideways, I'm looking at a window.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
The problem with you looking at that window is you
treat it like a window on your computer. That's an
incognito mode.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah you do.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
It's like you're looking at that window.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Yeah right, it's not that window it's not that window
at all.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
It's just a regular window.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
I've never had my computer or phone and incognito mode. Again,
if I'm doing filth, everyone can see it.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
I'm very upfront about it.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Listen to those bullshit.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Almost do another coffee?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Oh, I've got one here, Yeah, I brought one in.
I tried to have a nap today. Phil.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
There's another shitter of a sweep and you no, good man,
I was doing that thing where I convel awake, you
know about three or four too much.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
On because I remember you had that when you were stressed. Yeah,
I got a lot on your studio, sweet and stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah, I've got to move this Friday. I've got a
lot on my mind, man. Yeah, it's fucking annoying.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Me and Jason your mind sometimes, well yeah you are actually,
but in a good way. Yeah, you think about it.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I got some things going through my mind at the moment.
But you know all about that.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Yeah, I MOGGI last week had a shocker of one
of those and I and I honestly thought I was
going to die.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yeah, I was like I couldn't get out of it.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Oh yeah, I was just fucking locked in this thing
and sitting upright in my bed, to the point where
my wife was like, fuck, are you okay?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Like I was like that, yeah, what's that about.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
I've never had that with it.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
It's horrendous.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
I've never had it. I've never had sleep paralysis. I've
never had terrors.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
I've never had that.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I used to get it really bad in my twenties,
sleep paralysis, right, we talked about it. I used to
do a lot of drugs keezy and I don't recommend it, man,
but in my twenties I did so well. I used
to do a lot of I used to party a lot,
which meant there wasn't a lot of sleep. Yeah, So
I was always going out to gigs and raids and
all sorts of stuff, particularly over in Australia, like absolutely
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ripping it up, rapping ass, and you get.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Very little sleep.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
So you get home on a Sunday night or a
Sunday afternoon and go to sleep. And that was when
the den was when a sleep demon and get you. Yeah,
And I looked it up.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I don't know what it was. And eventually the internet
caught up and apparently that was as year. It's like
a sleep So I.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Was like, oh, think so that's what causes the sleep
demon in my case. Yes, yeah, and you actually, I
actually I had it a couple of times. You stead
of you're you're you're awake, but your entire body is
frozen for a couple of minutes. Yes, and I for me,
I just had to concentrate on, like bending my pinky finger.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
I think you have it.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
And then as soon as I could do the pinky finger,
and I could hear my flat made out in the
rest of the house and all that sort of stuff.
So I was awake, right, But there'd also be a
shadow goblin crouched on my chest, shitting in your mouth,
strangling me. Yes, goblin. So I'd have to eat goblin,
isn't it. So I had to flex my neck to
break his grip. I couldn't strangle me. And then if
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they managed to do that, then that would make me.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Do you remember what the goblin look like? The goblin?
Speaker 5 (09:19):
It was a shadow, right, So it was just a
black sort of black shape, And that is.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Everybody gets that. That exact problem is a commonality for that.
And so it's pretty interesting because you also get the
same thing with Ahuaska and d MT and all these
sort of super super What do you call those drugser genics?
A really fall on ones where people have the same
experiences and they see the same things. Oh wow when
(09:47):
they so yeah, think about it's the guy who's never
touched any drugs.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
That is just so interesting.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
That interesting, and it's just all out of having a
dance and a party. Look, nobody was injured. Everybody was
having a great time. And I worked about eighty hours a.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Week and on Sunday you got choked out by goblin.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Friday sated Sunday with my way towards getting choked out
by a goblin. A lot of people have paid a
lot of money for it.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
It's interesting because it gets in the jaw on the neck,
Yes it does. I've never seen a goblin, but that's
where I get it.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, I'm actually actually anybody out there, if you've got
your if you've got any sleep demon yarns, hit us
with them because I know they can sort of vary
in terms of how fall on they are.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Sixty nine year Gmail dot com.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah, flicking through, get some bloody, horrific stuff and then
and listen if that might be solving something for you,
if you're wondering why you had them where you want
to bend it for three days.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Yeah, well you were sick.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Hey, listen to the Big Show fort or seven week,
twenty six years ago, twenty five years ago.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Fucking hell, Jason, you would have been thirteen.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
I know, just a barb, just a little fellow.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
The little shadow Goblin might have been me sitting on
your face, sitting on his face.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I was sitting on his face. Kezi