November 12, 2025 • 53 mins
On today's show, Jase has summer sorted, Mike's a strict secret Santa and Keyzie hates money.
TIME-CONSCIOUS:
(00:00) Intro: 3 Punch Combo
(03:58) The Kids V Keyzie
(09:12) The Kids V You
(13:40) Secret Santa on the Big Show
(18:10) Telly Time
(22:21) Intro: Reburger Report
(24:52) Improv Returns
(28:32) The winning ticket
(32:48) Summer Camping with Jizz
(35:44) Cricket Chat
(38:48) Intro: MOIST
(40:55) What's On The Dinner?
(45:11) The Fox Club
(48:39) MEATPATTYNIPS69
(52:07) Bye!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome this.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Show, Jason Hoitch Night Note and Cheesy, get a your
mad bars.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
It's great to have your company this wet and dreary
Wednesday afternoon. It is the twelfth of November twenty twenty five,
and you, my friends, as always listening to the big
show brought you by.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
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the game.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Get a Maggie Stallion House Live.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
I'm pretty grassy, you're mad dog, You're six center a beer.
I can't speak for everywhere in the country, but it's
fear pissing down up here in Auckland. But I'm pleased
to have a little bit of relief. It's been that
hot up here, man, it's been that humid. I've got
a deep, deep Mahogany Town ten that I've been building
up over the last week and it's nice to have.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
A bit of a reprieve.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
It has been humid and muggy, isn't it for sure?
Speaking of human.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
And Muggie, oh Keysy's he's running a bit of facial
here at the moment.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I should warn the.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Audience actually before we kick into the shows in it,
and so we've been just trying to get him out
of that all afternoon. But how you going, Keysy and
your beef, your big sort of what of your.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Massive quardys ship? How's life?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Man?
Speaker 6 (01:21):
There's like a three punch combo there. It was just
like Keysy's in a ship mood. He's got facial hair
and he's.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Got a weird jacket on.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Hew you go, You're an absolute sex machine.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Kes.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
I'm getting messive. George Michael vibes off you and I
have been for years.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Can I ask, is the horror of a mood that
you've been in all part of the sort of bad
boy look you're running with at the moment.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Yeah, because bad boys we're corduroy.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
Yeah, so I've got that on. I've got the All
I've done is not shaved because I was thinking about
maybe growing my beard out a little bit. And it's
the biggest mistake I've made all week. But I'm feeling
good fellas. How you getting, Jason?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Good things made? I'm in a great mood and.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
It just like a math teacher.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Well, yeah, I've just reached that point. I just don't
care anymore, and I didn't want to go as wacky today,
you know, because you guys were giving me jip about
being a whack wearing year.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I thought you didn't care though. Yeah, I don't really
change your outfit.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
This is the last time I've seen you wearing a
shirt that hasn't got some form.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Of bird on it for about four years. It's weird,
isn't it. I got so many bird ships it is
to get your thinking.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
It got me thinking, Yeah, hey, Mogi, speaking of thinking,
what's coming up on the show.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
What's happening on the Big Show with old Mogi.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Well, it's another opportunity Jase to win the incredible vinyls
the radio Hodaki Big Show origin story.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
How good that sold out? Man?
Speaker 5 (02:50):
You can't get it anywhere else, you can only get
it here, So stay tuned for an opportunity to get
that bastard in your collection. Not only that, but I'll
be having a bit of a chat to you guys
about some roads safety issues, as a classic rule out
there called look right, look left, look right again. Before
we dissecting that and Keezy coming up next, mate, you
want to talk about smacking over other people's kids.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
What's up with that?
Speaker 6 (03:12):
We're not smacking over it? Are you allowed to discipline
other people's children?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Oh? I didn't say smacking over did I thought I
was sort of read between.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Oh yeah, I think it was his mood that just
when he was talking to us about it was.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
So fined up.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Good stuff fellas.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Here's food fighters the Hdarchy Big Show week days from
four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yes, indeed, radio head there on the Radio Hodarky Big
Show this Wednesday afternoon, thirteen minutes past four o'clo. Because
there's a bone depict that you've got kezy. Um No,
it's not okay.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
It's just a general question I need to put out
there as a man who doesn't have any children.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Right.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
Last night we went for a walk around the block,
my wife and I just to aid with digestion after dinner.
And as we're walking around our block and we live
out in west Auckland, we walked past two little kids.
They would have been maybe like six and seven or
seven and eight. Yeah, all right, No, I don't know.
I'm bad with kids ages. I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
But one of them was like, have you got five bucks?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
And I was like five bucks.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Man, that's heaps. What about one dollar? And I was like,
oh man, that's heaps as well. Sorry, sorry, failures.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Don't because I didn't have any cash on me. Do
you've given it to them?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Nah? Little shits.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Then we walked probably like fifty meters further down the road,
and then we heard the smashing noise. Then we turned
around and there was someone who put a box of
stuff outside their house. I had jars and things like
that to be recycled or something, and they were just
grabbing the jars out and.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Smashing them on the footpath I west to Auckland.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Yeah, and this footpath is right outside of school, and
you know, so I'm like picturing little kids walking and
cutting their feet and stuff like that, and dogs and
all sorts of things.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I'm oh, man, that's annoying. And then my wife goes, I.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Don't do that, and I was like, wow, I've never
seen my wife yell at children before.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I was quite impressed.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
Then they stopped and then sort of like walked back
and round the corner back to their street, and I
was just like, and the issue I had was if
their older brothers come out to give me a hiding
it's going.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
To be me getting the hiding, not her.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Yeah, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (05:16):
So iffy about that, especially in my neighborhood. I know
they'll have older brothers and I know that they'll give
someone a hiding. It'll probably be me.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, but I reckon your wife would have looked after
you in that scenario, Kezy, What do you mean she's
tough as.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Finger on you me?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
She would look after you, no worries, which is a
hard bastard. Yeah she is, But it's just needs to be.
But in that situation, is it? Anybody needs to be
in that situation? Sure?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Well, this isn't kind of the y they I was
hoping to have, is it? Okay?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Yeah, you can do that right, disciplining other people's.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Kids, disciplining And that's I think, and I think we've
lost a little bit of this, the community looking after
the community, because it's just because appearents aren't around. There
should be somebody else in the community that's to you know,
pull kids into line, make sure everyone's behaving how they're
meant to, and then the parents would thank that person
you do it.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
See, I just I felt I got a vibe that
I wouldn't get thanked for it instead.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Oh, I know.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Look and then, but that's another thing that you were
talking about, Kezy, where your wife has put you in
grave danger. I've getting your head kicked in because anybody
over five for six is going to roll you in
a heartbeat.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I know that totally.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
They would have smacked you over for sure. They didn't
need bigger brothers five four Jason.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Now, this is actually a really interesting question in terms
of disciplining other people's kids, particularly when you're in their house,
for example, in someone else's house and they've got unruly kids.
I always used to struggle with that, and they'd be
rude or obnoxious or whatever. What I tended to do
is wait for the parents to disappear before I gave
(06:51):
them a bit of this, you know.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
A punching your fist I'm telling off.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I would say that's not okay, by the way, saying
that I don't I don't like you, saying that that's
not good all right, and they'd be like, oh, because
I've got an amazing voice in which sort of freaked
them out. It's just drips with gravitas. But it was
always a very awkward thing when other kids. Other people's
kids are misbehaving around you.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
I don't have any, and there's a there's a difference
as well, between your mate's kids or someone you know
their kids families kids, yes, or in this case keyzy
complete strangers kids. Yeah, you know, just kids are hanging
around the note near do well. It's toughies, local tough guys, yes, Westies.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Yeah yeah, so.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
I mean I don't know three four eight three what's
your opinion? Are you allowed to discipline other people's kids?
Are their rules around it? You can also call us
an eight hundred hadarchy, which is eight hundred and four
two eight seven two five four.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
I don't think you neither. Four. We'll just see what happens.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
Yeah, let know, a reburger vouchers in it for you,
so get stuck in. It's just weird too because I
don't have kids. I don't even like I'm not even
I don't even know how to discipline care.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah you know you've been disciplined before big time.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, big time.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Maybe you guys could teach me how to discipline kids. Yeah,
I'll be happy to do that, sure, man. Here's Weezer.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
The hod Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days and four on radio Hold.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Actually we no more.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
They're on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
In the time it's twenty five minutes past four o'clock.
We're talking about whether or not it's okay to discipline
other people's kids. Yesterday, Kezy and his wife are going
for their evening constitutional and some six year old kids
were misbehaving on the street. They're smashing a bit of
stuff and Keysy got pretty freaked out and scared, but
(08:42):
his wife took control and said, no, you kids, and just.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Let them have it.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
This is going a real This reminds me of the
start of the Fresh Prince of bel Air, where you
know the Fresh Prince there Will Smith. He is down
at the basketball court there and a bunch of toughies
sort of stack and over them. Do you remember this
time to trouble in the neighborhood. He started making the
trouble with the neighborhood. You got one littal fight.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
I got scared. Yeah, so you're going to move.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
You know, there's got that vibe about it, and I
was I was worried about you in the retelling. Thanks man,
and I was bloody relieved when your wife stepped in
to do something about.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Sort of saved the day.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
But the question is are you out of discipline other
people's children, especially if the apparans aren't around?
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Is just random kids in the street? And how do
you do it? We'll go to you, Sam from Auckland.
What do you do for a crust men?
Speaker 4 (09:27):
I'm are you really? You'd be a bloody mad burst.
Oh good Sam? What would you have done in my
position there?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Mate? Well, being at least inciting to travel with a
stiff scope in my bag, so I'd probably give them
a nineties style of whipping reminiscent of the old jib
called you know what I'm saying? Oh yeah, Stith's scope.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Yeah far out here? So you know how many jars
they broke? And you know one?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Two?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
It was three jars by the way, thanks to that.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Just thank you, Sam, just before you get to it,
because I mean, I don't know what it was like
in your household.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
How are you going with us?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I got the belt and I also got the wooden spoon.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Yeah, I got a baseball bet well, like an aluminum
one to treat though.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Did you also get the commentary as it winds like,
if you ever do that, you know every syllable, and
of course at.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
My skull it was the cane. Yeah right, that was
a long time brutal.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
It was brutal with the commentary with the baseball bet,
wasn't it like and he's got his pulling his pants
down and she's winding up for the baseball bat and boom,
got him home run.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Should we go to Jamie see what he's got? Jamie,
what do you do for a crust men? Like a
older fabricata?
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Then huge self taught from the sounds that what's the
gautre self taught? I said, you went too sure.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
A little bit of both different trades in my life, so.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
A backbone of all trades. What would you have done
that situation, Jamie?
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I definitely would have give them a week telling off.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
I don't know, give them what we speaking to him
and tell them they should be doing something better with
your life.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
And there man checking a few ifs and jeefs, sorry, no, no, no,
would you have me depends on how they reacted. Maybe
in the first and.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
About it, man, trust me, I was there. They would
have been decks about it, all right, Thank you so
much for your contribution, Jamie, check you on.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Hold.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
There a few good texts coming through as well. Feelers.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
Don't touch them, just give them the stink eye. Oh yeah,
which is sort of Was that just one eye?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
I think so? Yeah, sort of your lead with one eye.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
I don't know if that's good enough. Like they'll just
be looking at that weird looking do with the weighing eye. Yeah,
use the double down method. Give them a bunch of lollies.
You're not going to see them again soon, and now
the parents have to deal with kids on a sugar high.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
I'd also say that six year olds or seven year olds,
as soon as you got stuff lying around there that
can smash, you're not really thinking no, I'll get to smash.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yeah, it's just fun.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Just say I don't highly recommend giving total a kid.
You know, kids are total strangers lollies on the street.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Ah.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
He has that backfired for you before? Has it?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
No? Not for me personally, But it's not a good look.
I wouldn't think.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
I wer this one from Mark. I was at a
park with my two year old son. Some local youths
were attempting to break a piece of the playground, so
I yelled at them to cut it out. They then
turned on me and dished out mean insults about my
receding hairline. Best just to steer clear, Keysy.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Yeah, the Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in on.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Radio Collective Soul.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
There on the Radio Hoarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
The time is four thirty eight now, Fellows.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I don't know if you realize this, but Christmas is
fast approaching, and I was thinking, maybe, you know, in
terms of gifts for each other and stuff as we
go into the Christmas break, maybe the Big Show could
do some sort of secret center it up. I think
that's good, just to keep it simple, keep it easy.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Yeah, we don't go too overboard, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (13:15):
Okay, Well, the first thing we had established with secret Santa,
so you don't know who the presents are coming from.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Well it's a secret. Yeah, I'm just I know, I'm
just confirmed just be called Santa. No, I'm just confirming
that that's what that's what you mean by secret. And
we're thinking the four of us with Pug Sun.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Yeah, for four of us, definitely.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
But there's there's been people that have filled in before,
like Dilly has helped us out before.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
No, no, bug a Dilly. Yeah, he's not getting any
secret Santa stuff.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
That's pretty hard, and that's it would make him an
odd person that have been five then it was a
good number.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Yeah, but I mean, okay, all right then.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Because I'm thinking also, we need to sort of settle
upon the sort of price range.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Right, Okay, we know two hundred dollars, yes, but that's
more than I'm going to spend on you know, that's.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
More than you spend on anything to be fair, keasy,
I know.
Speaker 5 (14:07):
Well, I just don't want my house getting clogged up
with tens crap. Yeah, and I know that if we said,
you know, around about two hundred bucks here, there'll be
something that will potentially be interested in keeping it.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Maybe I won't really gifted.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I was actually thinking more to fifty.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
But good fifty.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
I don't have like, you know, talk back money or anything.
I don't have that stuff.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
So well, you've got.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Game and two halves money, and you've got all those accounts,
just just get them from one of one of your
accounts account.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
Maybe my wife's going to kill me if I have
a turn of fifty random secret center.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
It's not random.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Well I thought it was.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
You know you spend, you spend, Well, you you know
who you're giving it to, right, Yeah, who am I
giving it to? Well, you know who you're giving it to.
But they won't know who's given it to them, so
they won't realize that I'm giving it. Yes, that's right,
that's weird. Yeah, so two fifty we're happy with.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I don't want to And also, can I just put
in it as a stipulation because just really gets deep
inside my goat when this happens. I don't want people
making me shit. No, you know what I mean. So
I'm not going to make you a turn and fifty gift.
You've want to spend two hundred and fifty bucks? Packs
is all on board?
Speaker 4 (15:12):
You attach the receipt is proof. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
I want to be able to return it one hundred percent.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Oh no, you can't return it? Well you can if
it sucks.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
And on that note, it's not the thought that counts, right,
it's just the quality of the and the value of it.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Okay. Can I just clarify on the return thing here?
If you don't like it? Yes, is it okay to
sell it? Yes?
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Like on trade me or something like that, especially if
it's worth two fifty plus.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
Well, to be honest, once you own it, you can
do whatever you want with it. Yeah, how are we
going to decide who gets what who gives?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I just don't want to get a gift from Keysy
that I hate and then sell it and then him
going on a trade me account and finding that I
am selling it?
Speaker 6 (15:50):
Right, Okay, so do you want to do we? Okay,
So you don't want to get a gift from me
because I can make it.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
So I'm sorry, but it's a secret center and it's random.
It's got to be there, you certain rules.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
It's just that I don't want to get a gift
from Pugs No, because he gives shocking gifts.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Yeah, well it's always sexually related, very sexually related, and
I'd hate to think I.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Don't actually mind getting you know, something from old Pugs.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Okay, what don't? Why does the Pugs get you yours?
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (16:16):
And then Mogi, I'll get you your gift. Oh I
don't have to, I could get I can can we?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Actually?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Is it is it okay to get if I'm getting
you a gift?
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Keysy. Yeah, is it okay?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
If it's second hand but a market value?
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Can we swap it once we've all got a gift
somewhere in the room pretending we like it. Can we
then do some swapping.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
I can't see anyone wanting to swap when Pugson gives
me a butt plug or something like that.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
But yeah, you know, and I tell you what, how
about this?
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Why don't we just get ourselves something we like, okay,
and then just say thanks to someone in the group.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Yeah, cant's do that?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
You know?
Speaker 3 (16:59):
That sounds good?
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Man?
Speaker 3 (17:02):
I'm excited though.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Yeah, I love secrets.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Enta does the season?
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Fellas?
Speaker 3 (17:07):
How good is this? The Black Keys?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Sure is the Hurarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
That's so true, man, Yeah it is.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
There's a lot of truth in that.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
And six or seven year old kids smashing jars around
Kesey's joint.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Yeah, that's pretty.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Freaky freaky all right, that's west Auckland for you.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
They are we going to do TV chat?
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Man? What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
Speaker 5 (17:39):
Yes, a bit of an old one, this one, Fellas.
But I watched this on a plane somewhere. I think
it might have been FISHI And it's called very Ralph?
Is that a good name for something?
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Very very Ralph?
Speaker 5 (17:55):
And it's about Ralph Lareen documentary on him. He's an
American FeelA there and sort of how he came about
and how he started design and how he came to fame.
It was moldly interesting. I think he's got a weird,
sort of a wacky sort of sense of style about him,
(18:16):
you know what I mean. Yes, there's lots of bright
colors one minute, and then there's like cowboy outfits, and
it seems like it's all over the show to me.
But I do like how they find their inspiration. But
he can't draw. It's very weird. So he doesn't do
any drawings of designs or anything like that. He just
sort of talks to people and tells them.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
What he likes.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Yes, and then he will find something from like like
a James Bond film and go oh, I like those suits,
and then they'll release those suits and now he's a genius. Anyway,
pretty interesting Fouler, fairly interesting story. I got about three corps.
They threw it and turned it off, So there you go.
Two and a half puzzies and you have to jump
(18:57):
on Fiji Airways. Does that have to be that flight? Well,
that was the one I was on. It was definitely
on that one. I'm sure I've seen other ones which
I've really enjoyed. That one's not the best the best
maid that I've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
I'm gott to be honest with your Felders. I have
nothing much to offer on TV chat today. Didn't really
concentrate on anything, particularly.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Last night, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
It was one of those lazy TV nights in between
learning lines and stuff, and so I wasn't really concentrating.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Sure, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
What did you watch? Geezy?
Speaker 4 (19:30):
I watched several things.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
Firstly, if you are a fan of Celebrity Traders UK,
there's a whole lot of great reactions of people finding
out that the other people were traitors on YouTube. So
once you finished it, go and watch those. You can
watch those for about an now and a half. Very
very entertaining that. I watched the documentary about how Gladimir
Putin's got two secret sons that he's hiding from everyone.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
They like secret centers. No, he doesn't want anyone to
know that he's got not secret Sanders and he's got
about fifty No, but he's.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Married to this like this.
Speaker 6 (19:58):
He was married to this woman and then they got divorced,
and then he secretly married this former Olympia and then
they live in this secret place that has all this
anti aircraft stuff.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Around the North Pole.
Speaker 6 (20:08):
And he's got two secret boys that live there. Ones
eight and one's ten or somethings. Very interesting, and it
was from an investigative journalist who was no longer living
in Russia and had a few of his colleagues had
been murdered.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Yeah, very interesting scary stuff. Yeah, very interesting. I mean
he's a war criminal, he's a mad dog human being.
But yes, he loves a bit of poisoning.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Yeah, he loves a bit of killing. Yeah, I loves
a bit of bareback horse riding.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
He does shirtless shitless yes, yeah, yeah. He has done
some good comedy photo shoots in his time.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Black belt and jiu jitsu are they? Yeah? What belt?
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Was it?
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Black Belt? Racism Alert, Racism Alert.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
The whole actual Big Show with Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
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Speaker 4 (21:51):
Curtesy of Old Pugs down there year so good.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Speaking of the weather, I'm over it, man. It absolutely
pessing down here.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
It's not going to be a good summer.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
There's going to be a shocking.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Can you make up your mind?
Speaker 6 (22:02):
Because so over the rain it's been running for two
days if that, it's just.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Doing my head And yeah, I don't know. I just
feel like it's going to be like this all summer now.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Yeah, I mean, what's the point, I don't know, Just
make it winter all the time, passing down with rain.
Just over it, man, And they just laid some new
steps on my buddy driveway. Concrete it up there. As
soon as they finished pissing down with rain Mogi.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
They laid some steps on the driveway.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
And well I got a big step down from a
driveway and bloody pop mark the concrete, oh minutely, Because
I don't know if you guys know this concrete.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Hardens, it does and then.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
All of a sudden, whatever's happened to it in the
meantime will be permanent.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
I think it's cement that hardens.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Cement fair point into concrete.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Yeah, yeah, Have I shown you a photo of my
new steps?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
I'm all good, show it to me now, man, your
pock mark steps. Actually, I don't know that. I've taken
a photo of my shirt. They're awesome.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
You should take your steps and show the failures. I reckon,
I'd love it.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
Lincoln park Man hit a photo with the steps, though,
you know, like you let me.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Seemi nude for.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
The Darky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodakyes.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Indeed, talking heads here on the Radio Hodarky Big Show.
This is our Wednesday afternoon. Let's have some improv Why
it sounds fade lines camera actually now it's time for
the big show prov.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
Let's try bringing back the Big Shirt improv. Just because
I've realized I need some training. I went for a
walk around the block last night. There was some kids
getting up to mischief, about six seven years old. I
didn't know what to do, and my wife ended up
yelling at them to stop them from causing havoc.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
They were smashing up these jars and it.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
Worked and so, but then I was worried that their
older brothers might come out and give me a hiding
or something.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
So I just so dead or anyone anyway.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
So, and also I just need practice a disciplining children
because I suck.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
I've never done it, Okay, I'm terrible at it.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
So for this improv, I'll play me Mogi. No sorry,
I'll play me Kezy. Oh yes, you'll play my wife
missus keesy yeah great, and the Jase. I guess you'll
be the kid okay, yeah cool? Okay?
Speaker 3 (24:33):
How old am I again? Are you like? Seven? Seven? Okay?
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Seven?
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Little feller and the kid was too, So that's good.
All right, you ready to go? I'm ready?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Okay, action.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
This is such a beautiful walk, Chrisper, really lovely.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Yeah, I know, baby, it's the same walk we do
pretty much.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Oh, I know, but I just really want to appreciate
it in the moment. Totally, babe, totally.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
You're not holding my hand, so I hold my hand.
Here you go. How's that?
Speaker 4 (25:06):
That's nice?
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:08):
God, look at that little kid there, he's smashing those jars.
When are we going to have kids? Baby? Already talk
about it in about time we hit some kids. Look
at him, he's gorgeous. No, he's being a little ship.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
He's smashing up those jars over there. But I'm not
sure what I should do about it.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
He is too. Hey, knock it.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Off, your shocking little bastard, or my husband will kick
the ship out of you. No, no, hang on, but
now they're going to come over and give me a hiding.
Yeah you'll you'll be right, babe, you're tough head.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Oh he didn't hear you. He's still doing it? What
should I? Sorry? What was that? What was that? Love?
Speaker 4 (25:42):
So I said, stop at your little bastard.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
You don't go smashing bass on the road.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Song on it's just Jason. You're gonna put like a
kid voice?
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Yes, yeah, okay, all right, so listen here, babe, stand
up for me. Is that your missus? Is it? Yeah?
That is my That is my wife. Jeez, punching all right, mate,
you don't even how old are you? Punching?
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Mate?
Speaker 3 (26:05):
How old is you when you're wearing such a stupid jacket?
What your name, Caitlin?
Speaker 4 (26:11):
I appreciate that Caylean thing.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Well, you're a babe. I'm just saying it how it is.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
I feel like I haven't been seen for years, Kaylen.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Well, I see you're pretty damn good from where I'm standing.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
Sorry, okay, no, this is it means me seven years
of age.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
I am Keezy. That's how I sounded when I was seven.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
And MOI, why do you sound so weird? Huh you
sound you don't sound my wife at all.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Oh, well, I'm a version of you. I'm not your.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Right, Okay, I thought you.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Were sounding really hot. That I come back to that.
We haven't solved it.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Well, I don't know sure if you want. I feel
like we've got to solve it for you, Keezy. Where
As if you run into another couple of six year
olds out on the streets.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
We're getting freaked out. Ben, you gonna know how to
deal with this.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Stuff for the Hiarchy Big Show week days from four
on Radio Hidarchy.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Bush this Wednesday afternoon, twenty three minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Hey, fellas, I don't know if have you heard of lotto?
I think that's short you know what? That's short for
lotto rees? Oh is it?
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (27:26):
I did not know that. Yes, Kezy was regaling me
in the break there. Yeah, because he was having a
bit of an investigation with the jack of the sh
jackpot forty five mil. That one third of New Zealanders
have bought a ticket.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Man, that's right.
Speaker 6 (27:45):
So there's a lot of like a lot of people
are in it to get their hands on that forty
five mil, in it to win it, I think.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
So most of them would be.
Speaker 6 (27:52):
Yeah, but a third of New Zealand, it's pretty it's
pretty unlikely, you know.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Wow. Yeah, they can't alwin easy. They can't all win well.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
They could wow and they get like ten But imagine
that everyone in New Zealand winning and getting ten bucks each.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
I reckon we should all just take turns at winning
it each week, do you know what I mean? So
rather than you know, everybody can win it. This week,
it's my turn for example.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Eating, I could go first, right like this week and
the next week you can win it.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
How do we feel about a big show, big group
lotto sort of?
Speaker 3 (28:31):
You know how they put together what do they call it?
Speaker 5 (28:32):
Synd So everybody puts an next amount of money and
we all choose some numbers and then we all go
on the pipe. And then generally you would do it
every week. It would be a week on week thing
or recurring ticket where it's just bought every single week
and then you split, you split the win.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Who's going to run that? Well, I've got a I've
got the app on my phone, right, I mean, I'd
be happy to run it. Fellers.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
You guys could just send me the dosh, yeah, and
I'll get the ticket.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
And so, so we give you so ticket. Let's just
say the twenty five dollars ticket. Let's just say it's that.
So you just buying one ticket.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Yes, okay, you're buying one ticket and we're all in
a syndicate together, that's right.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Let's say it costs twenty four dollars.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Twenty four dollars osay's bucks.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
So you guys just send me your six bucks each week.
Three hundred and twelve dollars each a year.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Ye, and then you buy one ticket.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
And I buy one ticket and if we win, yes,
we'll go from there.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
Okay, well no it isn't hell what does? What does?
Speaker 3 (29:36):
We'll go from there? You've got to divide it by
four the winnings say that.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
As I say, let's deal with that when it happens.
And if it happens, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
But why are you being so weird? And why are
you just sing weird?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
I'm just saying, don't what's it called jump? You're jumping
the shark here? No, that's not at all jump the gun,
jumping the guard. Yeah, I'm not comfortable with you doing
this anym more. Yeah, I think we should know Jay,
so I don't think he should do it. So maybe
we'll just have ja'son not involved and it's just Pegson
and Keezy and Mogi and Jase. You buy your own ticket, mate,
(30:11):
that'll be fun. Well I'll tell you what if I'm
not sharing it with you bastards?
Speaker 8 (30:15):
You know that's the concern, is that that would have happened? Yes, yeah, yes,
And I definitely be straight up. I mean, if we
won and I was the head of the syndicate.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
I would absolutely say, Phil, I mean phone and medi outment.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
And my concern is that you take a commission or
something off the top of it. So I just think
maybe i'll run it. You guys put the money into
my account, right, and then we'll take it from there.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Well, hang on, that's what he.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Well, actually, yeah, no, okay, that's fair enough, Keezy, because
I know you've got Mogi's details. Can you just put
my thing in for.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
This week, right, and now I'll cover here next week.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
So you'll pay for me next week.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Well, I will pay you the money that you put
out this week, you know.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
I actually I'm pretty key just to flag the whole idea.
To be honest, I might just get my bad ticket.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
As I don't know how many times I'll see this
to your keysy, but you simply must be in it
to win it, right, okay.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
And she write that down with your kids.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
I will. And you jumped the shark years ago.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
By the way, the Hdarchy Big Show week days from
four on Radio Hdarky have.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Finished. Yeah, talk about ruin the song far out Jason,
You're on the Big Show, by the way, on Hold it's.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
Radio Hold.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
Years obviously until you guys butchered it thirteen minutes to six.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Here, I'll be doing that.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Thanks Maggie on your win so much. She took so long, Jess.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
I don't know how it is in your household that
there's a bit of Christmas chat going on in mine.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Yep, same here.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
I E, I E. What are we going to do
for Christmas? Oh?
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Yes, And I to my.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Beloved wife for many many years, I said, how about this, darling,
Let's go old school camping. And by old school camping,
I mean, you know, just head up north somewhere because.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
I like up north. It's beautiful beaches and stuff. And
just give it a really.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Basic, little taint little a little outside cooker, your water
and stuff, get up in the morning, have nudy swims,
make love in the morning, going on me and my wife.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Uh, you know, and just really get back to basics.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
On Christmas Day, no, you know, for the over that.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Short of period, and maybe you avoid all the camp
sites and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Just what do they call it? Freedom?
Speaker 5 (32:43):
Freedom?
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Camp?
Speaker 2 (32:43):
You know, it's just for your the window now here trespassing.
Just see where it will he ends, And I think,
you know, we kindle the romance not that we need
to sounds like, but it's just, you know, an opportunity
to just get back to basics. We don't need just
a bit of dehydrated food, some scrumpy, bit of water,
(33:06):
some coffee, a bit.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Of swimming, a bit of I can catch the.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
Meals by scrumpy. Do you mean scrogging? Oh yes, I
don't scrumpy.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Yeah, no, I thought they didn't sound quite right. Um, yeah,
a bit of scrog and that sort of thing.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Let's just get back to.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Basics, right, And so what did she say?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
She was not into it. I could not believe she
said it sounds hideous.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
Well that's the thing, right is you want to go
When was the last time you, you know, went camping.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Twenty years ago? No? You know what I mean, it's
a good twenty years. Have you got the outdoor equipment
you need?
Speaker 5 (33:40):
No?
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Right, okay?
Speaker 6 (33:41):
And you want to take your wife somewhere and not
actually pay for a site, go somewhere with there's no
there's no one around, no food or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
And you obviously, I mean, I'm not an idiot keezy.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
I would buy stuff, you know, I just go and
sit in a peedock somewhere with no food.
Speaker 5 (33:59):
Yeah right, okay, I can see what I can see
you sitting in the palet with no food, you freaking
out and.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
We could borrow some a put teams. I'm sure you've
probably got a ten I could borrow.
Speaker 6 (34:08):
Keazy, I do have a tent, yeah, although weren't you
saying you haven't been able to pitch a tent for years?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hodark.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Ellison Chain's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Wednesday evening.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Now listen.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
It's the final T twenty against the West Indies and
New Zealand tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
If you want tickets to that, I think it's in Dunedin.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Yeah, give us a call right now on eight hundred
Hodarky because we've got a couple of tickets to give away.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
Feels it's been bloody good actually this series. You know,
maybe we're not the biggest fans of T twenty, but
they've been so close that I have been a fan
of this series. Jase right, they've all been very very
closely and it's a shame that one of them got
rained out because I'd have to say that the Westerns
have been particularly unlucky to have lost in the fashion
that they have.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Yes, there's got a lot of hat in those bastards. Well,
I watched the last.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Or not the one that just got host you know, canceled,
but the won before that where the Western.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Is, it was all over over.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Yes, they were eight down with about one hundred to
get or something ridiculous like that, and they nearly got there.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
They very nearly got got there.
Speaker 5 (35:12):
They I think they were trying to get forty eight
off twenty one from memory, and then it was to
do to do, to do, to dos to do. Yes,
but they also they bat all the way down to ten,
So the all rounders go all the way to ten.
They stack their team. They don't have anybody that they
just they've got one guy who's a specialist bowler, but
other than that, they're all they can all carry.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
You give it a yeah, yeah, great stuff.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Yeah, Well, I think at one stage they needed to
get ten off twelve or something that's right, and it
was you go o case, she's all over.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
Beautiful Court in Bulb by Jacob Duffy was very good.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
I loved it.
Speaker 6 (35:45):
Stunning cad Let's give away this double pass get a lease?
Speaker 3 (35:48):
How you go, man, good there you guys go. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Good makes les your mad pass. So what do you
do for a crust lease?
Speaker 7 (35:57):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (35:57):
I'm the just to join the mate backbone. You're not
just to joiny, You're a backbone.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
Would you like that double pass to go see the
black Caps?
Speaker 3 (36:06):
My lease? Ah? Yeah, it sounds pretty good.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
We're forcing on you, man, We are forcing it on
your lease. The double passes all yours made? Al right?
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Awesome guys, love you hey, Now listen coming up after
six o'clock.
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Really yes, what does she prefer beef for? Um? Yeah,
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To be honest, every time I go to and get
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She likes a sticky bishop.
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She she didn't say anything she did was a bit quiet,
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The whole Key Big Show week days from four on Radio.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Tom Pitty and the Heartbreakers there on the Radio Hodarchy
Big Show this Wednesday evening.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
But right now it's time for guys. Text here from Steve,
what's on the dinner with me?
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Kick me?
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It was what's for teen New Zealand. He goes, well, no,
it doesn't make sense. It has to be what's on
the dinner, so it matches what's on Telly. Oh yeah
that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it does make sense. It doesn't just
get a Feller's clint here Eastwood, holy Hecker, is it
really yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Oh my god, having some kind of steaking bean steak.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
He's having beans cooked on a camp side fire. I agree.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
He's got his horse tied up. It's been a long
day out on the range. Keysy, a busy day.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
Good guys, Clonice. We're hear in Towdunger. Mince and cheese pie,
Alfredo macaroni vigies, a bit of a flesh flesh variation
on pea pie and all of that's not good. I
love a mince and cheese pie though, yeah, but not
with change.
Speaker 5 (40:26):
Once you got the pasta Alfredo pasta, which is where
you add water and milk.
Speaker 4 (40:29):
Is it packet? It's your class and what was the
last thing there? Viggies flesh?
Speaker 5 (40:38):
Look, you get what you can. You know, sometimes you
need something quick and easy. You get it in your gallop.
But you're not serving that up for the love of
your life, are you cheesy?
Speaker 4 (40:46):
Certainly?
Speaker 3 (40:47):
I'd imagine Keysy eating something like that on a bachelor yep.
But I'm not serving that for the love of my life,
am I?
Speaker 5 (40:55):
I used to eat that pasta. I used to have
the sour cream one. It was good back in the day,
you know, say, yeah, back my broke days when I
was spending my money on other things.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
Um, get a Feller's James here?
Speaker 3 (41:07):
Oh sorry, James Jean, you're joking as he saw James Gunn,
the director of the Hollywood movies.
Speaker 4 (41:15):
No, it's James Dean for sher Harris, James Packer.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
He doesn't listen, man, that's a stupid thing to say.
James Fisher, Harris, it's James Dean. How old would he
be now? He'd be old?
Speaker 4 (41:30):
Yeah, yeah, he would be.
Speaker 5 (41:32):
I reckon, he'd be seventy nine a few as a day, Keysy, Yeah, yeah, true.
Speaker 6 (41:36):
Get our guys, James Dean from Dunedin. Here Fellers, blue
cheese snags and a bit of mash for dinner tonight.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
Blue cheese snags. Never heard of such a thing neither ever.
That sounds good though. I do like a blue cheese
and I like a sausage, so that's got a little
bit of that salty like that. I'm not happy at
the lack of at the lack of greens. They have
no greens there. I'd be banging all those sausages, one
after the hour, whole.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
Yeah, just getting them in me like that seagull that
eats a hot dog. You've seen that one, just eats
it whole, old mogie. H Do you want another one?
Speaker 5 (42:10):
Man?
Speaker 3 (42:10):
Yes? Please, yes, please? Another sausage.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
Get a Feeler's jack here, not me off?
Speaker 3 (42:20):
I was like, it's not me off?
Speaker 6 (42:24):
Uh, who'd you say, Nicholas, Yeah, Nicholas. Two fat jacket
spuds with tuna mayo backbone and I get it in you.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
What? What what's tuna mayo? Well, it's it comes out
of a can.
Speaker 5 (42:44):
He's probably he might have spiced it up a bit himself,
but that chunner is one hundred percent coming out of
a can. Yeah, it's straight into a baked potato. Look
baked potato. I spend a bit of time living on
baked potatoes. They can be good. That's a that's a
four dollar meal. You're looking at it right there. It
is good eating. You've got your prote You've got great flavor. There,
a little bit of mayo in the assault and paper,
(43:04):
maybe some chibes out of the garden. But it doesn't
sound like the kind of bloke that's running shie.
Speaker 4 (43:09):
Hey jacked me off.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
I can GiB us there on the radio hold Arky
Big Show this Wednesday evening.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
Looking forward to golf tomorrow. Keazy.
Speaker 6 (43:24):
Yes, I text Manya yearlier because he's coming with us
from the Breakfast show, and he said might be raining tomorrow,
so we'll have to see how it goes, right, Okay,
I see it? Weather Man is he apparently even though
I looked at my app and it said it might
maybe shower for maybe one hour.
Speaker 3 (43:41):
It's got a hell of a cheek. That guy and
the rest of it.
Speaker 4 (43:44):
It really is.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
Plus me and Jas get out there regardless, man, we do.
I mean, who the hell does he think he is?
It's a good question. I don't have the answer.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Hey, speaking of golf, have you, fellows heard of Chasing
the fun Nice.
Speaker 4 (43:55):
Segus, that's really so good.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
Just come to you then? Yeah, dead well, like the.
Speaker 6 (44:00):
Way you because you took what we were naturally talking
about and then said have you guys heard of yes,
and then said something that we've been promoting for like
three years.
Speaker 3 (44:07):
You know what that is? Fellas fourteen years of radio experience. Shit,
you can't fourteen years? Is that right? You've been doing
this since you were twenty five?
Speaker 8 (44:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Man, wow, god, it feels an age ago.
Speaker 4 (44:18):
Were you twenty five when boj started.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Around about Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. What was that
you were saying about Chasing the Fox? Man, Hey, it's
happening again.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Fellers and the Big Show are going to be there incidentally, Oh,
yes we are, which I'm very excited.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
I am too.
Speaker 6 (44:33):
We're doing our show live from Chasing the Fox that afternoon.
We'll also be playing Royal Auckland Grange golf course before
the old pros get out there?
Speaker 4 (44:42):
What makes it royal? Keezy?
Speaker 3 (44:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (44:44):
Tell the listeners, Oh, King Charles has a membership there,
an honorary one.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
Yeah, he does.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
They gifted?
Speaker 4 (44:51):
Is that why it wasn't at the moment it's King Charles,
But originally it was Prince Charles. Where you're I think
it was Prince Philip had an honorary membership there or
something right, Okay, And.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
Now King Charles has it and that's why they're allowed
to call it royal.
Speaker 7 (45:06):
Ye.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
Yeah, I made that all up. So it's happened December twelfth.
Of course, Chasing the Fox is happening.
Speaker 6 (45:11):
There's Team Media, Team Warriors, Team blah blah blah, so
many great well on New Zealanders taking on Ryan Fox.
Speaker 4 (45:18):
We're going to be there.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
We want you come along as well, here to hold
you dot co dot in z.
Speaker 6 (45:22):
You can win tickets for you and three of your
mates to be sitting in the Fox Club, which is
the best seats in the house. Man, yeah, man, best
seats in the house. We'll see you there or if
you want to buy your tickets Chasing the Fox dot com.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
And are you saying we're playing before it kicks off?
Speaker 4 (45:34):
Yeah, so it's only six holes Chasing the Fox.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Imagine us We're going to butcher the whole butcher all
the greens and hat bits of grass everywhere.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
I'll surely have heaps of divots in the green. Yeah, totally, yeah, totally.
Speaker 5 (45:47):
I'm a bit concern because we have got we're playing
around earlier and then we sort of go straight into
doing our show.
Speaker 4 (45:52):
Yes, we're only playing six holes. Oh it's set. Yeah,
we're just playing the sex, same sex. That makes sense.
Nice and chill there will have some lunch and a
few beersies.
Speaker 5 (46:00):
Yeah, that's my concern. So my concern is the drinking
during the gulf, drinking during lunch from you, and the
drinking during the show from you.
Speaker 3 (46:09):
Well, I don't no, I will be sweet airs okay.
And you know it was the last week you work up,
isn't it the following week?
Speaker 4 (46:16):
Last week technically our Christmas party.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
So you have a week for you know, we have
a week. It'll create a lot of content for the
last week of the show.
Speaker 4 (46:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (46:24):
And it's like you guys were saying, as long as
two of us are all g then yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:29):
Yeah. Oh man, how good do you.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
Know the song Jason I do? What's it called? I
don't know what it's called.
Speaker 4 (46:36):
What's my age again?
Speaker 3 (46:37):
What's my aging.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
The hierarchy. Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Tune in and four on Radio Crowded House. Here on
the radio, Holdarchy Big Show. That's Wednesday Evening Feelings. Let's
give out some advice.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
Gmail dot com in touch with the Fellers.
Speaker 4 (47:04):
I feel like we're butchering then. So people don't know
that you are man, No, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
Yeah, well if you could not, if you could do better,
please yet would be good.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Hang on, we're butchering it and people don't know what
the official address addresses.
Speaker 6 (47:19):
Well, just sat now meets Patty Nips sixty nine at
gmail dot com. Get in touch with the failers and
if you read it on the show, you can get
yourself a fifty dollars Reburg voucher. By the way, staying
to run low advice question. So if you've never sent
one before and you thought about it, do it and
you'll probably gonna.
Speaker 5 (47:35):
Can say pet advice, relationship advice, anything, anything, chat.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
You what if you need? Man?
Speaker 6 (47:43):
This one comes in from anonymous get a Failers. It's
with a heavy heart. I seek your wise legal counsel.
I've recently been promised a hefty summer voucher upon participating
in a promotion with a large conglomerate company.
Speaker 5 (47:56):
Look, can I say that we get too many emails
and saying that the people have won shit and we
haven't seen it through to them. I don't feel like
this is the place for that complaint. Yes, that's a
separate email account that should be getting that because how
many times do we have to answer it? It's our
most popular question?
Speaker 3 (48:13):
Where is my vouch?
Speaker 6 (48:14):
But also all people to not sending an advice question
thinking they're not going to get a vouch?
Speaker 3 (48:18):
Can I also to listen to the answers to other
advice questions?
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Can I also make the point on that front this
has been going on for twelve years. Oh, this isn't
a new phenomenon.
Speaker 5 (48:28):
Can I just say, if you think you're going to
get what you think you've won, you're living in a dream.
Speaker 4 (48:33):
No, that's not true at all.
Speaker 6 (48:35):
We will give I think we've got like a pretty
good hit rate, like at least forty percent.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
Can I counsel this person on the expectation do you
want the rest of the question? The expectation is I'm
sending it in you have read it and I haven't
received my voucher?
Speaker 3 (48:48):
Can I read the rest.
Speaker 5 (48:49):
Can I just say that what happens is when you
win a voucher and I've seen Pugs. Pugs is in
charge of sending out the you know, the vouchers. He
sits there, he's got a stack of the vouchers. He's
got a step of the envelopes, he's got a stack
of stamps. He goes leck the stamp, put it on
the envelope, takes a vout, she puts it in the envelope,
lets the envelope shut, and then just writes backbone on
the front of it, chucks it in a mailbox.
Speaker 4 (49:11):
Are you serious? For the best? It's either going to
get to you or it's not.
Speaker 3 (49:16):
Well, how the hell is like half of them got
through that because quite a lot of people have received them.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
The other day, Funny you should say that Mogi Pugs
aren't came up to me and he said, hey, Hoidy Jake,
can you give me a hand with a mail and
and of course I can, Pugs, I'll do anything to
help you, man. And it was literally armfuls of envelopes
and all of them backbone.
Speaker 3 (49:37):
And that's fine.
Speaker 5 (49:38):
I think the reason keys that people have been winning
is because we we get so many prizes. We give
away so many prizes across the week, right that you're
bound to get it right. At some point, it's going
to turn up in someone's letter box. Oh yeah, I
did win that, but it's actually probably meant for someone else.
Did you want me to read the rest of the question.
The conglomerate company and quiz is a phone company. It's
(50:02):
just wondering how I go about getting in touch with
them and tracking down the prize.
Speaker 4 (50:05):
How would we know?
Speaker 1 (50:08):
The hold aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
Hold ikey, well the ego you may advanceards. That's the
Big Show.
Speaker 3 (50:23):
Done and Dust did this Wednesday evening. Hope you've enjoyed it.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
In the podcast outro today, what sort of equip are
we running the Akzi.
Speaker 4 (50:31):
Ah, I'm not sure the name of the Clippers show
show and Tell I can't remember.
Speaker 5 (50:39):
I've got nothing on that, No, neither of I absolutely nothing.
We're for a little while though, didn't we can't remember?
Speaker 4 (50:45):
Yeah, we banned on for that was yesterday.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
You know this.
Speaker 6 (50:48):
We recorded this three hours ago and we've already deleted
it from all of our brains, but you should check
it out at seven thirty tonight.
Speaker 5 (50:54):
I think there is something in the idea of you
guys doing a road movie. Yeah, can you imagine tuck me?
Oh lord, Well, one of you has to be the navigator,
that's the good. But like one of you has to
tell the other one, like driving around which way you're going,
and it doesn't matter who's doing that, and it's a map.
There's no Google in a stressful situation. Stressful situation, not
(51:15):
you guys doing the amazing race like ban Kock or something,
or Auckland or in the e B field.
Speaker 3 (51:22):
Or Yeah, it would still be stressed. So it's awesome. Fellow.
Speaker 6 (51:26):
There's a TV show featuring Jason our boss Toddy working
together and yeah, i'd watch that.
Speaker 7 (51:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
Well it's changed a bit in terms of the show.
It started off as something else which I can't talk
about on the live radio.
Speaker 3 (51:42):
But I don't know. It's now turning into an orient
orient orienteering. Yes, in the car it would be good
Man and bang Kok. It would be quite funny, to
be honest.
Speaker 6 (51:56):
I just watch like you take jas you put them
in a car in the middle of bandcock all like
in the middle of that big roundabout in Paris. Yep,
the actor treomph One and it's now along. It's just hey,
you just get this car from where you are now
of this place.
Speaker 5 (52:10):
But you've also got a thing on you, Jase, where
you can sort of live tracking on the screen what
your heart rates.
Speaker 3 (52:18):
I can guarantee should be going through the roof. What
are you doing tonight, Mergan.
Speaker 4 (52:22):
I'm actually going to do so.
Speaker 5 (52:23):
I've got a podcast studio Fellas that I'm building, So
I'm going down there tonight to do some measure up,
get the backdrops and there're all that sort of stuff.
We're open so in Keezy of course you do your
podcast down there, a casual gamers.
Speaker 4 (52:35):
Yeah, into it. You listen to thanks man.
Speaker 5 (52:38):
So we're sort of moving in there, moving in there
on Friday, Keys, that's exciting and over the course of
the next week getting it right.
Speaker 4 (52:45):
So yeah, exciting stuff. Do you know what I'm doing?
Speaker 3 (52:48):
I actually want to know what you're having for dinner.
Speaker 4 (52:51):
I'm having the rest of the butter chicken I made
us today for dinner tonight. How was it delicious? Yeah?
Such a good, good, easy recipe, man, Really in that
recipe to me he's okay, fine, I will, but you're
gonna diss it on the radio. What are you doing tonight, Jas.
Speaker 2 (53:06):
I've got my mother in law coming over, so we'll
probably just have a bit of chitter chat for the
herbal tea, have a bit of dinner, you know, that
sort of thing.
Speaker 3 (53:15):
Actually, what we might end up doing is See is
probably having a game this year. Bye.
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Speaker 5 (00:37):
I'm pretty grassy, you're mad dog, You're six center a beer.
I can't speak for everywhere in the country, but it's
fear pissing down up here in Auckland. But I'm pleased
to have a little bit of relief. It's been that
hot up here, man, it's been that humid. I've got
a deep, deep Mahogany Town ten that I've been building
up over the last week and it's nice to have.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
A bit of a reprieve.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
It has been humid and muggy, isn't it for sure?
Speaking of human.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
And Muggie, oh Keysy's he's running a bit of facial
here at the moment.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I should warn the.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Audience actually before we kick into the shows in it,
and so we've been just trying to get him out
of that all afternoon. But how you going, Keysy and
your beef, your big sort of what of your.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Massive quardys ship? How's life?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Man?
Speaker 6 (01:21):
There's like a three punch combo there. It was just
like Keysy's in a ship mood. He's got facial hair
and he's.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Got a weird jacket on.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Hew you go, You're an absolute sex machine.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Kes.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
I'm getting messive. George Michael vibes off you and I
have been for years.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Can I ask, is the horror of a mood that
you've been in all part of the sort of bad
boy look you're running with at the moment.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Yeah, because bad boys we're corduroy.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
Yeah, so I've got that on. I've got the All
I've done is not shaved because I was thinking about
maybe growing my beard out a little bit. And it's
the biggest mistake I've made all week. But I'm feeling
good fellas. How you getting, Jason?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Good things made? I'm in a great mood and.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
It just like a math teacher.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Well, yeah, I've just reached that point. I just don't
care anymore, and I didn't want to go as wacky today,
you know, because you guys were giving me jip about
being a whack wearing year.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I thought you didn't care though. Yeah, I don't really
change your outfit.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
This is the last time I've seen you wearing a
shirt that hasn't got some form.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Of bird on it for about four years. It's weird,
isn't it. I got so many bird ships it is
to get your thinking.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
It got me thinking, Yeah, hey, Mogi, speaking of thinking,
what's coming up on the show.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
What's happening on the Big Show with old Mogi.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Well, it's another opportunity Jase to win the incredible vinyls
the radio Hodaki Big Show origin story.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
How good that sold out? Man?
Speaker 5 (02:50):
You can't get it anywhere else, you can only get
it here, So stay tuned for an opportunity to get
that bastard in your collection. Not only that, but I'll
be having a bit of a chat to you guys
about some roads safety issues, as a classic rule out
there called look right, look left, look right again. Before
we dissecting that and Keezy coming up next, mate, you
want to talk about smacking over other people's kids.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
What's up with that?
Speaker 6 (03:12):
We're not smacking over it? Are you allowed to discipline
other people's children?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Oh? I didn't say smacking over did I thought I
was sort of read between.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Oh yeah, I think it was his mood that just
when he was talking to us about it was.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
So fined up.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Good stuff fellas.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Here's food fighters the Hdarchy Big Show week days from
four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yes, indeed, radio head there on the Radio Hodarky Big
Show this Wednesday afternoon, thirteen minutes past four o'clo. Because
there's a bone depict that you've got kezy. Um No,
it's not okay.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
It's just a general question I need to put out
there as a man who doesn't have any children.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Right.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
Last night we went for a walk around the block,
my wife and I just to aid with digestion after dinner.
And as we're walking around our block and we live
out in west Auckland, we walked past two little kids.
They would have been maybe like six and seven or
seven and eight. Yeah, all right, No, I don't know.
I'm bad with kids ages. I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
But one of them was like, have you got five bucks?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
And I was like five bucks.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Man, that's heaps. What about one dollar? And I was like,
oh man, that's heaps as well. Sorry, sorry, failures.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Don't because I didn't have any cash on me. Do
you've given it to them?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Nah? Little shits.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Then we walked probably like fifty meters further down the road,
and then we heard the smashing noise. Then we turned
around and there was someone who put a box of
stuff outside their house. I had jars and things like
that to be recycled or something, and they were just
grabbing the jars out and.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Smashing them on the footpath I west to Auckland.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Yeah, and this footpath is right outside of school, and
you know, so I'm like picturing little kids walking and
cutting their feet and stuff like that, and dogs and
all sorts of things.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I'm oh, man, that's annoying. And then my wife goes, I.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Don't do that, and I was like, wow, I've never
seen my wife yell at children before.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I was quite impressed.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
Then they stopped and then sort of like walked back
and round the corner back to their street, and I
was just like, and the issue I had was if
their older brothers come out to give me a hiding
it's going.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
To be me getting the hiding, not her.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Yeah, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (05:16):
So iffy about that, especially in my neighborhood. I know
they'll have older brothers and I know that they'll give
someone a hiding. It'll probably be me.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, but I reckon your wife would have looked after
you in that scenario, Kezy, What do you mean she's
tough as.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Finger on you me?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
She would look after you, no worries, which is a
hard bastard. Yeah she is, But it's just needs to be.
But in that situation, is it? Anybody needs to be
in that situation? Sure?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Well, this isn't kind of the y they I was
hoping to have, is it? Okay?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Yeah, you can do that right, disciplining other people's.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Kids, disciplining And that's I think, and I think we've
lost a little bit of this, the community looking after
the community, because it's just because appearents aren't around. There
should be somebody else in the community that's to you know,
pull kids into line, make sure everyone's behaving how they're
meant to, and then the parents would thank that person
you do it.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
See, I just I felt I got a vibe that
I wouldn't get thanked for it instead.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Oh, I know.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Look and then, but that's another thing that you were
talking about, Kezy, where your wife has put you in
grave danger. I've getting your head kicked in because anybody
over five for six is going to roll you in
a heartbeat.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I know that totally.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
They would have smacked you over for sure. They didn't
need bigger brothers five four Jason.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Now, this is actually a really interesting question in terms
of disciplining other people's kids, particularly when you're in their house,
for example, in someone else's house and they've got unruly kids.
I always used to struggle with that, and they'd be
rude or obnoxious or whatever. What I tended to do
is wait for the parents to disappear before I gave
(06:51):
them a bit of this, you know.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
A punching your fist I'm telling off.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I would say that's not okay, by the way, saying
that I don't I don't like you, saying that that's
not good all right, and they'd be like, oh, because
I've got an amazing voice in which sort of freaked
them out. It's just drips with gravitas. But it was
always a very awkward thing when other kids. Other people's
kids are misbehaving around you.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
I don't have any, and there's a there's a difference
as well, between your mate's kids or someone you know
their kids families kids, yes, or in this case keyzy
complete strangers kids. Yeah, you know, just kids are hanging
around the note near do well. It's toughies, local tough guys, yes, Westies.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Yeah yeah, so.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
I mean I don't know three four eight three what's
your opinion? Are you allowed to discipline other people's kids?
Are their rules around it? You can also call us
an eight hundred hadarchy, which is eight hundred and four
two eight seven two five four.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
I don't think you neither. Four. We'll just see what happens.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
Yeah, let know, a reburger vouchers in it for you,
so get stuck in. It's just weird too because I
don't have kids. I don't even like I'm not even
I don't even know how to discipline care.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah you know you've been disciplined before big time.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, big time.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Maybe you guys could teach me how to discipline kids. Yeah,
I'll be happy to do that, sure, man. Here's Weezer.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
The hod Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days and four on radio Hold.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Actually we no more.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
They're on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
In the time it's twenty five minutes past four o'clock.
We're talking about whether or not it's okay to discipline
other people's kids. Yesterday, Kezy and his wife are going
for their evening constitutional and some six year old kids
were misbehaving on the street. They're smashing a bit of
stuff and Keysy got pretty freaked out and scared, but
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his wife took control and said, no, you kids, and just.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Let them have it.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
This is going a real This reminds me of the
start of the Fresh Prince of bel Air, where you
know the Fresh Prince there Will Smith. He is down
at the basketball court there and a bunch of toughies
sort of stack and over them. Do you remember this
time to trouble in the neighborhood. He started making the
trouble with the neighborhood. You got one littal fight.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
I got scared. Yeah, so you're going to move.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
You know, there's got that vibe about it, and I
was I was worried about you in the retelling. Thanks man,
and I was bloody relieved when your wife stepped in
to do something about.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Sort of saved the day.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
But the question is are you out of discipline other
people's children, especially if the apparans aren't around?
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Is just random kids in the street? And how do
you do it? We'll go to you, Sam from Auckland.
What do you do for a crust men?
Speaker 4 (09:27):
I'm are you really? You'd be a bloody mad burst.
Oh good Sam? What would you have done in my
position there?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Mate? Well, being at least inciting to travel with a
stiff scope in my bag, so I'd probably give them
a nineties style of whipping reminiscent of the old jib
called you know what I'm saying? Oh yeah, Stith's scope.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Yeah far out here? So you know how many jars
they broke? And you know one?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Two?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
It was three jars by the way, thanks to that.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Just thank you, Sam, just before you get to it,
because I mean, I don't know what it was like
in your household.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
How are you going with us?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I got the belt and I also got the wooden spoon.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Yeah, I got a baseball bet well, like an aluminum
one to treat though.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Did you also get the commentary as it winds like,
if you ever do that, you know every syllable, and
of course at.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
My skull it was the cane. Yeah right, that was
a long time brutal.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
It was brutal with the commentary with the baseball bet,
wasn't it like and he's got his pulling his pants
down and she's winding up for the baseball bat and boom,
got him home run.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Should we go to Jamie see what he's got? Jamie,
what do you do for a crust men? Like a
older fabricata?
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Then huge self taught from the sounds that what's the
gautre self taught? I said, you went too sure.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
A little bit of both different trades in my life, so.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
A backbone of all trades. What would you have done
that situation, Jamie?
Speaker 3 (11:09):
I definitely would have give them a week telling off.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
I don't know, give them what we speaking to him
and tell them they should be doing something better with
your life.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
And there man checking a few ifs and jeefs, sorry, no, no, no,
would you have me depends on how they reacted. Maybe
in the first and.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
About it, man, trust me, I was there. They would
have been decks about it, all right, Thank you so
much for your contribution, Jamie, check you on.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Hold.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
There a few good texts coming through as well. Feelers.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
Don't touch them, just give them the stink eye. Oh yeah,
which is sort of Was that just one eye?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
I think so? Yeah, sort of your lead with one eye.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
I don't know if that's good enough. Like they'll just
be looking at that weird looking do with the weighing eye. Yeah,
use the double down method. Give them a bunch of lollies.
You're not going to see them again soon, and now
the parents have to deal with kids on a sugar high.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
I'd also say that six year olds or seven year olds,
as soon as you got stuff lying around there that
can smash, you're not really thinking no, I'll get to smash.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yeah, it's just fun.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Just say I don't highly recommend giving total a kid.
You know, kids are total strangers lollies on the street.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Ah.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
He has that backfired for you before? Has it?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
No? Not for me personally, But it's not a good look.
I wouldn't think.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
I wer this one from Mark. I was at a
park with my two year old son. Some local youths
were attempting to break a piece of the playground, so
I yelled at them to cut it out. They then
turned on me and dished out mean insults about my
receding hairline. Best just to steer clear, Keysy.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Yeah, the Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in on.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Radio Collective Soul.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
There on the Radio Hoarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
The time is four thirty eight now, Fellows.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I don't know if you realize this, but Christmas is
fast approaching, and I was thinking, maybe, you know, in
terms of gifts for each other and stuff as we
go into the Christmas break, maybe the Big Show could
do some sort of secret center it up. I think
that's good, just to keep it simple, keep it easy.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Yeah, we don't go too overboard, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (13:15):
Okay, Well, the first thing we had established with secret Santa,
so you don't know who the presents are coming from.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Well it's a secret. Yeah, I'm just I know, I'm
just confirmed just be called Santa. No, I'm just confirming
that that's what that's what you mean by secret. And
we're thinking the four of us with Pug Sun.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Yeah, for four of us, definitely.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
But there's there's been people that have filled in before,
like Dilly has helped us out before.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
No, no, bug a Dilly. Yeah, he's not getting any
secret Santa stuff.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
That's pretty hard, and that's it would make him an
odd person that have been five then it was a
good number.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Yeah, but I mean, okay, all right then.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Because I'm thinking also, we need to sort of settle
upon the sort of price range.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Right, Okay, we know two hundred dollars, yes, but that's
more than I'm going to spend on you know, that's.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
More than you spend on anything to be fair, keasy,
I know.
Speaker 5 (14:07):
Well, I just don't want my house getting clogged up
with tens crap. Yeah, and I know that if we said,
you know, around about two hundred bucks here, there'll be
something that will potentially be interested in keeping it.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Maybe I won't really gifted.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I was actually thinking more to fifty.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
But good fifty.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
I don't have like, you know, talk back money or anything.
I don't have that stuff.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
So well, you've got.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Game and two halves money, and you've got all those accounts,
just just get them from one of one of your
accounts account.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
Maybe my wife's going to kill me if I have
a turn of fifty random secret center.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
It's not random.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Well I thought it was.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
You know you spend, you spend, Well, you you know
who you're giving it to, right, Yeah, who am I
giving it to? Well, you know who you're giving it to.
But they won't know who's given it to them, so
they won't realize that I'm giving it. Yes, that's right,
that's weird. Yeah, so two fifty we're happy with.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I don't want to And also, can I just put
in it as a stipulation because just really gets deep
inside my goat when this happens. I don't want people
making me shit. No, you know what I mean. So
I'm not going to make you a turn and fifty gift.
You've want to spend two hundred and fifty bucks? Packs
is all on board?
Speaker 4 (15:12):
You attach the receipt is proof. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
I want to be able to return it one hundred percent.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Oh no, you can't return it? Well you can if
it sucks.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
And on that note, it's not the thought that counts, right,
it's just the quality of the and the value of it.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Okay. Can I just clarify on the return thing here?
If you don't like it? Yes, is it okay to
sell it? Yes?
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Like on trade me or something like that, especially if
it's worth two fifty plus.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
Well, to be honest, once you own it, you can
do whatever you want with it. Yeah, how are we
going to decide who gets what who gives?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I just don't want to get a gift from Keysy
that I hate and then sell it and then him
going on a trade me account and finding that I
am selling it?
Speaker 6 (15:50):
Right, Okay, so do you want to do we? Okay,
So you don't want to get a gift from me
because I can make it.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
So I'm sorry, but it's a secret center and it's random.
It's got to be there, you certain rules.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
It's just that I don't want to get a gift
from Pugs No, because he gives shocking gifts.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Yeah, well it's always sexually related, very sexually related, and
I'd hate to think I.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Don't actually mind getting you know, something from old Pugs.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Okay, what don't? Why does the Pugs get you yours?
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (16:16):
And then Mogi, I'll get you your gift. Oh I
don't have to, I could get I can can we?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Actually?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Is it is it okay to get if I'm getting
you a gift?
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Keysy. Yeah, is it okay?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
If it's second hand but a market value?
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Can we swap it once we've all got a gift
somewhere in the room pretending we like it. Can we
then do some swapping.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
I can't see anyone wanting to swap when Pugson gives
me a butt plug or something like that.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
But yeah, you know, and I tell you what, how
about this?
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Why don't we just get ourselves something we like, okay,
and then just say thanks to someone in the group.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Yeah, cant's do that?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
You know?
Speaker 3 (16:59):
That sounds good?
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Man?
Speaker 3 (17:02):
I'm excited though.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Yeah, I love secrets.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Enta does the season?
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Fellas?
Speaker 3 (17:07):
How good is this? The Black Keys?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Sure is the Hurarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
That's so true, man, Yeah it is.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
There's a lot of truth in that.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
And six or seven year old kids smashing jars around
Kesey's joint.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Yeah, that's pretty.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Freaky freaky all right, that's west Auckland for you.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
They are we going to do TV chat?
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Man? What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
Speaker 5 (17:39):
Yes, a bit of an old one, this one, Fellas.
But I watched this on a plane somewhere. I think
it might have been FISHI And it's called very Ralph?
Is that a good name for something?
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Very very Ralph?
Speaker 5 (17:55):
And it's about Ralph Lareen documentary on him. He's an
American FeelA there and sort of how he came about
and how he started design and how he came to fame.
It was moldly interesting. I think he's got a weird,
sort of a wacky sort of sense of style about him,
(18:16):
you know what I mean. Yes, there's lots of bright
colors one minute, and then there's like cowboy outfits, and
it seems like it's all over the show to me.
But I do like how they find their inspiration. But
he can't draw. It's very weird. So he doesn't do
any drawings of designs or anything like that. He just
sort of talks to people and tells them.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
What he likes.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Yes, and then he will find something from like like
a James Bond film and go oh, I like those suits,
and then they'll release those suits and now he's a genius. Anyway,
pretty interesting Fouler, fairly interesting story. I got about three corps.
They threw it and turned it off, So there you go.
Two and a half puzzies and you have to jump
(18:57):
on Fiji Airways. Does that have to be that flight? Well,
that was the one I was on. It was definitely
on that one. I'm sure I've seen other ones which
I've really enjoyed. That one's not the best the best
maid that I've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
I'm gott to be honest with your Felders. I have
nothing much to offer on TV chat today. Didn't really
concentrate on anything, particularly.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Last night, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
It was one of those lazy TV nights in between
learning lines and stuff, and so I wasn't really concentrating.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Sure, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
What did you watch? Geezy?
Speaker 4 (19:30):
I watched several things.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
Firstly, if you are a fan of Celebrity Traders UK,
there's a whole lot of great reactions of people finding
out that the other people were traitors on YouTube. So
once you finished it, go and watch those. You can
watch those for about an now and a half. Very
very entertaining that. I watched the documentary about how Gladimir
Putin's got two secret sons that he's hiding from everyone.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
They like secret centers. No, he doesn't want anyone to
know that he's got not secret Sanders and he's got
about fifty No, but he's.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Married to this like this.
Speaker 6 (19:58):
He was married to this woman and then they got divorced,
and then he secretly married this former Olympia and then
they live in this secret place that has all this
anti aircraft stuff.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Around the North Pole.
Speaker 6 (20:08):
And he's got two secret boys that live there. Ones
eight and one's ten or somethings. Very interesting, and it
was from an investigative journalist who was no longer living
in Russia and had a few of his colleagues had
been murdered.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Yeah, very interesting scary stuff. Yeah, very interesting. I mean
he's a war criminal, he's a mad dog human being.
But yes, he loves a bit of poisoning.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Yeah, he loves a bit of killing. Yeah, I loves
a bit of bareback horse riding.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
He does shirtless shitless yes, yeah, yeah. He has done
some good comedy photo shoots in his time.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Black belt and jiu jitsu are they? Yeah? What belt?
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Was it?
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Black Belt? Racism Alert, Racism Alert.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
The whole actual Big Show with Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
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Speaker 4 (21:51):
Curtesy of Old Pugs down there year so good.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Speaking of the weather, I'm over it, man. It absolutely
pessing down here.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
It's not going to be a good summer.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
There's going to be a shocking.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Can you make up your mind?
Speaker 6 (22:02):
Because so over the rain it's been running for two
days if that, it's just.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Doing my head And yeah, I don't know. I just
feel like it's going to be like this all summer now.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Yeah, I mean, what's the point, I don't know, Just
make it winter all the time, passing down with rain.
Just over it, man, And they just laid some new
steps on my buddy driveway. Concrete it up there. As
soon as they finished pissing down with rain Mogi.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
They laid some steps on the driveway.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
And well I got a big step down from a
driveway and bloody pop mark the concrete, oh minutely, Because
I don't know if you guys know this concrete.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Hardens, it does and then.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
All of a sudden, whatever's happened to it in the
meantime will be permanent.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
I think it's cement that hardens.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Cement fair point into concrete.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Yeah, yeah, Have I shown you a photo of my
new steps?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
I'm all good, show it to me now, man, your
pock mark steps. Actually, I don't know that. I've taken
a photo of my shirt. They're awesome.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
You should take your steps and show the failures. I reckon,
I'd love it.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
Lincoln park Man hit a photo with the steps, though,
you know, like you let me.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
Seemi nude for.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
The Darky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodakyes.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Indeed, talking heads here on the Radio Hodarky Big Show.
This is our Wednesday afternoon. Let's have some improv Why
it sounds fade lines camera actually now it's time for
the big show prov.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
Let's try bringing back the Big Shirt improv. Just because
I've realized I need some training. I went for a
walk around the block last night. There was some kids
getting up to mischief, about six seven years old. I
didn't know what to do, and my wife ended up
yelling at them to stop them from causing havoc.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
They were smashing up these jars and it.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
Worked and so, but then I was worried that their
older brothers might come out and give me a hiding
or something.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
So I just so dead or anyone anyway.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
So, and also I just need practice a disciplining children
because I suck.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
I've never done it, Okay, I'm terrible at it.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
So for this improv, I'll play me Mogi. No sorry,
I'll play me Kezy. Oh yes, you'll play my wife
missus keesy yeah great, and the Jase. I guess you'll
be the kid okay, yeah cool? Okay?
Speaker 3 (24:33):
How old am I again? Are you like? Seven? Seven? Okay?
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Seven?
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Little feller and the kid was too, So that's good.
All right, you ready to go? I'm ready?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Okay, action.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
This is such a beautiful walk, Chrisper, really lovely.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Yeah, I know, baby, it's the same walk we do
pretty much.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Oh, I know, but I just really want to appreciate
it in the moment. Totally, babe, totally.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
You're not holding my hand, so I hold my hand.
Here you go. How's that?
Speaker 4 (25:06):
That's nice?
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:08):
God, look at that little kid there, he's smashing those jars.
When are we going to have kids? Baby? Already talk
about it in about time we hit some kids. Look
at him, he's gorgeous. No, he's being a little ship.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
He's smashing up those jars over there. But I'm not
sure what I should do about it.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
He is too. Hey, knock it.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Off, your shocking little bastard, or my husband will kick
the ship out of you. No, no, hang on, but
now they're going to come over and give me a hiding.
Yeah you'll you'll be right, babe, you're tough head.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Oh he didn't hear you. He's still doing it? What
should I? Sorry? What was that? What was that? Love?
Speaker 4 (25:42):
So I said, stop at your little bastard.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
You don't go smashing bass on the road.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Song on it's just Jason. You're gonna put like a
kid voice?
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Yes, yeah, okay, all right, so listen here, babe, stand
up for me. Is that your missus? Is it? Yeah?
That is my That is my wife. Jeez, punching all right, mate,
you don't even how old are you? Punching?
Speaker 4 (26:05):
Mate?
Speaker 3 (26:05):
How old is you when you're wearing such a stupid jacket?
What your name, Caitlin?
Speaker 4 (26:11):
I appreciate that Caylean thing.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Well, you're a babe. I'm just saying it how it is.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
I feel like I haven't been seen for years, Kaylen.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Well, I see you're pretty damn good from where I'm standing.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
Sorry, okay, no, this is it means me seven years
of age.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
I am Keezy. That's how I sounded when I was seven.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
And MOI, why do you sound so weird? Huh you
sound you don't sound my wife at all.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Oh, well, I'm a version of you. I'm not your.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Right, Okay, I thought you.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Were sounding really hot. That I come back to that.
We haven't solved it.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Well, I don't know sure if you want. I feel
like we've got to solve it for you, Keezy. Where
As if you run into another couple of six year
olds out on the streets.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
We're getting freaked out. Ben, you gonna know how to
deal with this.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Stuff for the Hiarchy Big Show week days from four
on Radio Hidarchy.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Bush this Wednesday afternoon, twenty three minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Hey, fellas, I don't know if have you heard of lotto?
I think that's short you know what? That's short for
lotto rees? Oh is it?
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (27:26):
I did not know that. Yes, Kezy was regaling me
in the break there. Yeah, because he was having a
bit of an investigation with the jack of the sh
jackpot forty five mil. That one third of New Zealanders
have bought a ticket.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Man, that's right.
Speaker 6 (27:45):
So there's a lot of like a lot of people
are in it to get their hands on that forty
five mil, in it to win it, I think.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
So most of them would be.
Speaker 6 (27:52):
Yeah, but a third of New Zealand, it's pretty it's
pretty unlikely, you know.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Wow. Yeah, they can't alwin easy. They can't all win well.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
They could wow and they get like ten But imagine
that everyone in New Zealand winning and getting ten bucks each.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
I reckon we should all just take turns at winning
it each week, do you know what I mean? So
rather than you know, everybody can win it. This week,
it's my turn for example.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Eating, I could go first, right like this week and
the next week you can win it.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
How do we feel about a big show, big group
lotto sort of?
Speaker 3 (28:31):
You know how they put together what do they call it?
Speaker 5 (28:32):
Synd So everybody puts an next amount of money and
we all choose some numbers and then we all go
on the pipe. And then generally you would do it
every week. It would be a week on week thing
or recurring ticket where it's just bought every single week
and then you split, you split the win.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Who's going to run that? Well, I've got a I've
got the app on my phone, right, I mean, I'd
be happy to run it. Fellers.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
You guys could just send me the dosh, yeah, and
I'll get the ticket.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
And so, so we give you so ticket. Let's just
say the twenty five dollars ticket. Let's just say it's that.
So you just buying one ticket.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Yes, okay, you're buying one ticket and we're all in
a syndicate together, that's right.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Let's say it costs twenty four dollars.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Twenty four dollars osay's bucks.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
So you guys just send me your six bucks each week.
Three hundred and twelve dollars each a year.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Ye, and then you buy one ticket.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
And I buy one ticket and if we win, yes,
we'll go from there.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
Okay, well no it isn't hell what does? What does?
Speaker 3 (29:36):
We'll go from there? You've got to divide it by
four the winnings say that.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
As I say, let's deal with that when it happens.
And if it happens, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
But why are you being so weird? And why are
you just sing weird?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
I'm just saying, don't what's it called jump? You're jumping
the shark here? No, that's not at all jump the gun,
jumping the guard. Yeah, I'm not comfortable with you doing
this anym more. Yeah, I think we should know Jay,
so I don't think he should do it. So maybe
we'll just have ja'son not involved and it's just Pegson
and Keezy and Mogi and Jase. You buy your own ticket, mate,
(30:11):
that'll be fun. Well I'll tell you what if I'm
not sharing it with you bastards?
Speaker 8 (30:15):
You know that's the concern, is that that would have happened? Yes, yeah, yes,
And I definitely be straight up. I mean, if we
won and I was the head of the syndicate.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
I would absolutely say, Phil, I mean phone and medi outment.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
And my concern is that you take a commission or
something off the top of it. So I just think
maybe i'll run it. You guys put the money into
my account, right, and then we'll take it from there.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Well, hang on, that's what he.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Well, actually, yeah, no, okay, that's fair enough, Keezy, because
I know you've got Mogi's details. Can you just put
my thing in for.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
This week, right, and now I'll cover here next week.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
So you'll pay for me next week.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Well, I will pay you the money that you put
out this week, you know.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
I actually I'm pretty key just to flag the whole idea.
To be honest, I might just get my bad ticket.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
As I don't know how many times I'll see this
to your keysy, but you simply must be in it
to win it, right, okay.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
And she write that down with your kids.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
I will. And you jumped the shark years ago.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
By the way, the Hdarchy Big Show week days from
four on Radio Hdarky have.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Finished. Yeah, talk about ruin the song far out Jason,
You're on the Big Show, by the way, on Hold it's.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
Radio Hold.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
Years obviously until you guys butchered it thirteen minutes to six.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Here, I'll be doing that.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Thanks Maggie on your win so much. She took so long, Jess.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
I don't know how it is in your household that
there's a bit of Christmas chat going on in mine.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Yep, same here.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
I E, I E. What are we going to do
for Christmas? Oh?
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Yes, And I to my.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Beloved wife for many many years, I said, how about this, darling,
Let's go old school camping. And by old school camping,
I mean, you know, just head up north somewhere because.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
I like up north. It's beautiful beaches and stuff. And
just give it a really.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Basic, little taint little a little outside cooker, your water
and stuff, get up in the morning, have nudy swims,
make love in the morning, going on me and my wife.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Uh, you know, and just really get back to basics.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
On Christmas Day, no, you know, for the over that.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Short of period, and maybe you avoid all the camp
sites and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Just what do they call it? Freedom?
Speaker 5 (32:43):
Freedom?
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Camp?
Speaker 2 (32:43):
You know, it's just for your the window now here trespassing.
Just see where it will he ends, And I think,
you know, we kindle the romance not that we need
to sounds like, but it's just, you know, an opportunity
to just get back to basics. We don't need just
a bit of dehydrated food, some scrumpy, bit of water,
(33:06):
some coffee, a bit.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Of swimming, a bit of I can catch the.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
Meals by scrumpy. Do you mean scrogging? Oh yes, I
don't scrumpy.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Yeah, no, I thought they didn't sound quite right. Um, yeah,
a bit of scrog and that sort of thing.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Let's just get back to.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Basics, right, And so what did she say?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
She was not into it. I could not believe she
said it sounds hideous.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
Well that's the thing, right is you want to go
When was the last time you, you know, went camping.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Twenty years ago? No? You know what I mean, it's
a good twenty years. Have you got the outdoor equipment
you need?
Speaker 5 (33:40):
No?
Speaker 3 (33:41):
Right, okay?
Speaker 6 (33:41):
And you want to take your wife somewhere and not
actually pay for a site, go somewhere with there's no
there's no one around, no food or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
And you obviously, I mean, I'm not an idiot keezy.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
I would buy stuff, you know, I just go and
sit in a peedock somewhere with no food.
Speaker 5 (33:59):
Yeah right, okay, I can see what I can see
you sitting in the palet with no food, you freaking
out and.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
We could borrow some a put teams. I'm sure you've
probably got a ten I could borrow.
Speaker 6 (34:08):
Keazy, I do have a tent, yeah, although weren't you
saying you haven't been able to pitch a tent for years?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hodark.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Ellison Chain's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Wednesday evening.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Now listen.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
It's the final T twenty against the West Indies and
New Zealand tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
If you want tickets to that, I think it's in Dunedin.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Yeah, give us a call right now on eight hundred
Hodarky because we've got a couple of tickets to give away.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
Feels it's been bloody good actually this series. You know,
maybe we're not the biggest fans of T twenty, but
they've been so close that I have been a fan
of this series. Jase right, they've all been very very
closely and it's a shame that one of them got
rained out because I'd have to say that the Westerns
have been particularly unlucky to have lost in the fashion
that they have.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Yes, there's got a lot of hat in those bastards. Well,
I watched the last.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Or not the one that just got host you know, canceled,
but the won before that where the Western.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Is, it was all over over.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Yes, they were eight down with about one hundred to
get or something ridiculous like that, and they nearly got there.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
They very nearly got got there.
Speaker 5 (35:12):
They I think they were trying to get forty eight
off twenty one from memory, and then it was to
do to do, to do, to dos to do. Yes,
but they also they bat all the way down to ten,
So the all rounders go all the way to ten.
They stack their team. They don't have anybody that they
just they've got one guy who's a specialist bowler, but
other than that, they're all they can all carry.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
You give it a yeah, yeah, great stuff.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Yeah, Well, I think at one stage they needed to
get ten off twelve or something that's right, and it
was you go o case, she's all over.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
Beautiful Court in Bulb by Jacob Duffy was very good.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
I loved it.
Speaker 6 (35:45):
Stunning cad Let's give away this double pass get a lease?
Speaker 3 (35:48):
How you go, man, good there you guys go. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Good makes les your mad pass. So what do you
do for a crust lease?
Speaker 7 (35:57):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (35:57):
I'm the just to join the mate backbone. You're not
just to joiny, You're a backbone.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
Would you like that double pass to go see the
black Caps?
Speaker 3 (36:06):
My lease? Ah? Yeah, it sounds pretty good.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
We're forcing on you, man, We are forcing it on
your lease. The double passes all yours made? Al right?
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Awesome guys, love you hey, Now listen coming up after
six o'clock.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
What's on the dinner with me Kesey.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
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Speaker 3 (36:43):
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Speaker 4 (36:45):
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Speaker 1 (36:51):
The Whodiking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
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Speaker 2 (37:13):
Today, I've got my mother in law staying tonight, and
I said to my wife, let's treat her a little
bit and get some Reburger in really yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
A burger in her hand and say cop that.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Yeah, I think she would enjoy it. Actually, she likes
a good bit of burger action.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
Really yes, what does she prefer beef for? Um? Yeah,
I think beef likes to meat petty.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (37:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:41):
To be honest, every time I go to and get
a burger from Reburger, I'm looking at all the different
kinds of burgers and I'm like, man, I'll get a
beef and then I always just get a chicken burger.
I don't know why. No, it's good eating, man.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
But you know, well the sticky bishop, for example, that's delicious,
Like a sticky bishop.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
She likes a sticky bishop.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
And actually I said to her, hey, when you stay,
when you come down and stay on Wednesday night, I'll
get you a sticky Bishop.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
And what did she say?
Speaker 2 (38:09):
She she didn't say anything she did was a bit quiet,
actually a bit awkward.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
Yeah, that is pretty full on.
Speaker 6 (38:14):
Yeah, but they are delicious though, and the loaded fries
are good as well.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Just on the chicken. Their chicken's delicious. You had some
tenders on Friday, Maggie.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
They were bloody.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
You tell your your mother in law there moist. Yes,
the chicken, yeahhay up. Next, what's on the dinner with me?
Speaker 3 (38:32):
Kezy?
Speaker 6 (38:33):
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Speaker 5 (38:37):
Kezy, your favor mate. Listen to the sick Riff. Oh yes, chilies,
I've never heard this before.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
It's wait for it, wait for it, eric.
Speaker 6 (38:45):
Ca, Oh my god, it's so good to read it
sort of goes do dougee.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
Ah bro listen to that. Yeah, I reckon try that
on for size.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
The whole Key Big Show week days from four on Radio.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Tom Pitty and the Heartbreakers there on the Radio Hodarchy
Big Show this Wednesday evening.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
But right now it's time for guys. Text here from Steve,
what's on the dinner with me?
Speaker 5 (39:13):
Kick me?
Speaker 6 (39:17):
That's right, you texting what you're having for dinner and
we read it out on the radio, and you could
get a fifty dollars Reburg about you.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
Can I just ask a question, does what's on the
dinner make sense? Of course it doesn't freaking make sense.
Speaker 4 (39:30):
What That's why I wanted to why didn't you changed it?
It was what's for teen New Zealand. He goes, well, no,
it doesn't make sense. It has to be what's on
the dinner, so it matches what's on Telly. Oh yeah
that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it does make sense. It doesn't just
get a Feller's clint here Eastwood, holy Hecker, is it
really yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Oh my god, having some kind of steaking bean steak.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
He's having beans cooked on a camp side fire. I agree.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
He's got his horse tied up. It's been a long
day out on the range. Keysy, a busy day.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
Good guys, Clonice. We're hear in Towdunger. Mince and cheese pie,
Alfredo macaroni vigies, a bit of a flesh flesh variation
on pea pie and all of that's not good. I
love a mince and cheese pie though, yeah, but not
with change.
Speaker 5 (40:26):
Once you got the pasta Alfredo pasta, which is where
you add water and milk.
Speaker 4 (40:29):
Is it packet? It's your class and what was the
last thing there? Viggies flesh?
Speaker 5 (40:38):
Look, you get what you can. You know, sometimes you
need something quick and easy. You get it in your gallop.
But you're not serving that up for the love of
your life, are you cheesy?
Speaker 4 (40:46):
Certainly?
Speaker 3 (40:47):
I'd imagine Keysy eating something like that on a bachelor yep.
But I'm not serving that for the love of my life,
am I?
Speaker 5 (40:55):
I used to eat that pasta. I used to have
the sour cream one. It was good back in the day,
you know, say, yeah, back my broke days when I
was spending my money on other things.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
Um, get a Feller's James here?
Speaker 3 (41:07):
Oh sorry, James Jean, you're joking as he saw James Gunn,
the director of the Hollywood movies.
Speaker 4 (41:15):
No, it's James Dean for sher Harris, James Packer.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
He doesn't listen, man, that's a stupid thing to say.
James Fisher, Harris, it's James Dean. How old would he
be now? He'd be old?
Speaker 4 (41:30):
Yeah, yeah, he would be.
Speaker 5 (41:32):
I reckon, he'd be seventy nine a few as a day, Keysy, Yeah, yeah, true.
Speaker 6 (41:36):
Get our guys, James Dean from Dunedin. Here Fellers, blue
cheese snags and a bit of mash for dinner tonight.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
Blue cheese snags. Never heard of such a thing neither ever.
That sounds good though. I do like a blue cheese
and I like a sausage, so that's got a little
bit of that salty like that. I'm not happy at
the lack of at the lack of greens. They have
no greens there. I'd be banging all those sausages, one
after the hour, whole.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
Yeah, just getting them in me like that seagull that
eats a hot dog. You've seen that one, just eats
it whole, old mogie. H Do you want another one?
Speaker 5 (42:10):
Man?
Speaker 3 (42:10):
Yes? Please, yes, please? Another sausage.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
Get a Feeler's jack here, not me off?
Speaker 3 (42:20):
I was like, it's not me off?
Speaker 6 (42:24):
Uh, who'd you say, Nicholas, Yeah, Nicholas. Two fat jacket
spuds with tuna mayo backbone and I get it in you.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
What? What what's tuna mayo? Well, it's it comes out
of a can.
Speaker 5 (42:44):
He's probably he might have spiced it up a bit himself,
but that chunner is one hundred percent coming out of
a can. Yeah, it's straight into a baked potato. Look
baked potato. I spend a bit of time living on
baked potatoes. They can be good. That's a that's a
four dollar meal. You're looking at it right there. It
is good eating. You've got your prote You've got great flavor. There,
a little bit of mayo in the assault and paper,
(43:04):
maybe some chibes out of the garden. But it doesn't
sound like the kind of bloke that's running shie.
Speaker 4 (43:09):
Hey jacked me off.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
I can GiB us there on the radio hold Arky
Big Show this Wednesday evening.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
Looking forward to golf tomorrow. Keazy.
Speaker 6 (43:24):
Yes, I text Manya yearlier because he's coming with us
from the Breakfast show, and he said might be raining tomorrow,
so we'll have to see how it goes, right, Okay,
I see it? Weather Man is he apparently even though
I looked at my app and it said it might
maybe shower for maybe one hour.
Speaker 3 (43:41):
It's got a hell of a cheek. That guy and
the rest of it.
Speaker 4 (43:44):
It really is.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
Plus me and Jas get out there regardless, man, we do.
I mean, who the hell does he think he is?
It's a good question. I don't have the answer.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Hey, speaking of golf, have you, fellows heard of Chasing
the fun Nice.
Speaker 4 (43:55):
Segus, that's really so good.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
Just come to you then? Yeah, dead well, like the.
Speaker 6 (44:00):
Way you because you took what we were naturally talking
about and then said have you guys heard of yes,
and then said something that we've been promoting for like
three years.
Speaker 3 (44:07):
You know what that is? Fellas fourteen years of radio experience. Shit,
you can't fourteen years? Is that right? You've been doing
this since you were twenty five?
Speaker 8 (44:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (44:16):
Man, wow, god, it feels an age ago.
Speaker 4 (44:18):
Were you twenty five when boj started.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Around about Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. What was that
you were saying about Chasing the Fox? Man, Hey, it's
happening again.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Fellers and the Big Show are going to be there incidentally, Oh,
yes we are, which I'm very excited.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
I am too.
Speaker 6 (44:33):
We're doing our show live from Chasing the Fox that afternoon.
We'll also be playing Royal Auckland Grange golf course before
the old pros get out there?
Speaker 4 (44:42):
What makes it royal? Keezy?
Speaker 3 (44:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (44:44):
Tell the listeners, Oh, King Charles has a membership there,
an honorary one.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
Yeah, he does.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
They gifted?
Speaker 4 (44:51):
Is that why it wasn't at the moment it's King Charles,
But originally it was Prince Charles. Where you're I think
it was Prince Philip had an honorary membership there or
something right, Okay, And.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
Now King Charles has it and that's why they're allowed
to call it royal.
Speaker 7 (45:06):
Ye.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
Yeah, I made that all up. So it's happened December twelfth.
Of course, Chasing the Fox is happening.
Speaker 6 (45:11):
There's Team Media, Team Warriors, Team blah blah blah, so
many great well on New Zealanders taking on Ryan Fox.
Speaker 4 (45:18):
We're going to be there.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
We want you come along as well, here to hold
you dot co dot in z.
Speaker 6 (45:22):
You can win tickets for you and three of your
mates to be sitting in the Fox Club, which is
the best seats in the house. Man, yeah, man, best
seats in the house. We'll see you there or if
you want to buy your tickets Chasing the Fox dot com.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
And are you saying we're playing before it kicks off?
Speaker 4 (45:34):
Yeah, so it's only six holes Chasing the Fox.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Imagine us We're going to butcher the whole butcher all
the greens and hat bits of grass everywhere.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
I'll surely have heaps of divots in the green. Yeah, totally, yeah, totally.
Speaker 5 (45:47):
I'm a bit concern because we have got we're playing
around earlier and then we sort of go straight into
doing our show.
Speaker 4 (45:52):
Yes, we're only playing six holes. Oh it's set. Yeah,
we're just playing the sex, same sex. That makes sense.
Nice and chill there will have some lunch and a
few beersies.
Speaker 5 (46:00):
Yeah, that's my concern. So my concern is the drinking
during the gulf, drinking during lunch from you, and the
drinking during the show from you.
Speaker 3 (46:09):
Well, I don't no, I will be sweet airs okay.
And you know it was the last week you work up,
isn't it the following week?
Speaker 4 (46:16):
Last week technically our Christmas party.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
So you have a week for you know, we have
a week. It'll create a lot of content for the
last week of the show.
Speaker 4 (46:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (46:24):
And it's like you guys were saying, as long as
two of us are all g then yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:29):
Yeah. Oh man, how good do you.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
Know the song Jason I do? What's it called? I
don't know what it's called.
Speaker 4 (46:36):
What's my age again?
Speaker 3 (46:37):
What's my aging.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
The hierarchy. Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Tune in and four on Radio Crowded House. Here on
the radio, Holdarchy Big Show. That's Wednesday Evening Feelings. Let's
give out some advice.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
Gmail dot com in touch with the Fellers.
Speaker 4 (47:04):
I feel like we're butchering then. So people don't know
that you are man, No, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
Yeah, well if you could not, if you could do better,
please yet would be good.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Hang on, we're butchering it and people don't know what
the official address addresses.
Speaker 6 (47:19):
Well, just sat now meets Patty Nips sixty nine at
gmail dot com. Get in touch with the failers and
if you read it on the show, you can get
yourself a fifty dollars Reburg voucher. By the way, staying
to run low advice question. So if you've never sent
one before and you thought about it, do it and
you'll probably gonna.
Speaker 5 (47:35):
Can say pet advice, relationship advice, anything, anything, chat.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
You what if you need? Man?
Speaker 6 (47:43):
This one comes in from anonymous get a Failers. It's
with a heavy heart. I seek your wise legal counsel.
I've recently been promised a hefty summer voucher upon participating
in a promotion with a large conglomerate company.
Speaker 5 (47:56):
Look, can I say that we get too many emails
and saying that the people have won shit and we
haven't seen it through to them. I don't feel like
this is the place for that complaint. Yes, that's a
separate email account that should be getting that because how
many times do we have to answer it? It's our
most popular question?
Speaker 3 (48:13):
Where is my vouch?
Speaker 6 (48:14):
But also all people to not sending an advice question
thinking they're not going to get a vouch?
Speaker 3 (48:18):
Can I also to listen to the answers to other
advice questions?
Speaker 2 (48:21):
Can I also make the point on that front this
has been going on for twelve years. Oh, this isn't
a new phenomenon.
Speaker 5 (48:28):
Can I just say, if you think you're going to
get what you think you've won, you're living in a dream.
Speaker 4 (48:33):
No, that's not true at all.
Speaker 6 (48:35):
We will give I think we've got like a pretty
good hit rate, like at least forty percent.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
Can I counsel this person on the expectation do you
want the rest of the question? The expectation is I'm
sending it in you have read it and I haven't
received my voucher?
Speaker 3 (48:48):
Can I read the rest.
Speaker 5 (48:49):
Can I just say that what happens is when you
win a voucher and I've seen Pugs. Pugs is in
charge of sending out the you know, the vouchers. He
sits there, he's got a stack of the vouchers. He's
got a step of the envelopes, he's got a stack
of stamps. He goes leck the stamp, put it on
the envelope, takes a vout, she puts it in the envelope,
lets the envelope shut, and then just writes backbone on
the front of it, chucks it in a mailbox.
Speaker 4 (49:11):
Are you serious? For the best? It's either going to
get to you or it's not.
Speaker 3 (49:16):
Well, how the hell is like half of them got
through that because quite a lot of people have received them.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
The other day, Funny you should say that Mogi Pugs
aren't came up to me and he said, hey, Hoidy Jake,
can you give me a hand with a mail and
and of course I can, Pugs, I'll do anything to
help you, man. And it was literally armfuls of envelopes
and all of them backbone.
Speaker 3 (49:37):
And that's fine.
Speaker 5 (49:38):
I think the reason keys that people have been winning
is because we we get so many prizes. We give
away so many prizes across the week, right that you're
bound to get it right. At some point, it's going
to turn up in someone's letter box. Oh yeah, I
did win that, but it's actually probably meant for someone else.
Did you want me to read the rest of the question.
The conglomerate company and quiz is a phone company. It's
(50:02):
just wondering how I go about getting in touch with
them and tracking down the prize.
Speaker 4 (50:05):
How would we know?
Speaker 1 (50:08):
The hold aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
Hold ikey, well the ego you may advanceards. That's the
Big Show.
Speaker 3 (50:23):
Done and Dust did this Wednesday evening. Hope you've enjoyed it.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
In the podcast outro today, what sort of equip are
we running the Akzi.
Speaker 4 (50:31):
Ah, I'm not sure the name of the Clippers show
show and Tell I can't remember.
Speaker 5 (50:39):
I've got nothing on that, No, neither of I absolutely nothing.
We're for a little while though, didn't we can't remember?
Speaker 4 (50:45):
Yeah, we banned on for that was yesterday.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
You know this.
Speaker 6 (50:48):
We recorded this three hours ago and we've already deleted
it from all of our brains, but you should check
it out at seven thirty tonight.
Speaker 5 (50:54):
I think there is something in the idea of you
guys doing a road movie. Yeah, can you imagine tuck me?
Oh lord, Well, one of you has to be the navigator,
that's the good. But like one of you has to
tell the other one, like driving around which way you're going,
and it doesn't matter who's doing that, and it's a map.
There's no Google in a stressful situation. Stressful situation, not
(51:15):
you guys doing the amazing race like ban Kock or something,
or Auckland or in the e B field.
Speaker 3 (51:22):
Or Yeah, it would still be stressed. So it's awesome. Fellow.
Speaker 6 (51:26):
There's a TV show featuring Jason our boss Toddy working
together and yeah, i'd watch that.
Speaker 7 (51:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
Well it's changed a bit in terms of the show.
It started off as something else which I can't talk
about on the live radio.
Speaker 3 (51:42):
But I don't know. It's now turning into an orient
orient orienteering. Yes, in the car it would be good
Man and bang Kok. It would be quite funny, to
be honest.
Speaker 6 (51:56):
I just watch like you take jas you put them
in a car in the middle of bandcock all like
in the middle of that big roundabout in Paris. Yep,
the actor treomph One and it's now along. It's just hey,
you just get this car from where you are now
of this place.
Speaker 5 (52:10):
But you've also got a thing on you, Jase, where
you can sort of live tracking on the screen what
your heart rates.
Speaker 3 (52:18):
I can guarantee should be going through the roof. What
are you doing tonight, Mergan.
Speaker 4 (52:22):
I'm actually going to do so.
Speaker 5 (52:23):
I've got a podcast studio Fellas that I'm building, So
I'm going down there tonight to do some measure up,
get the backdrops and there're all that sort of stuff.
We're open so in Keezy of course you do your
podcast down there, a casual gamers.
Speaker 4 (52:35):
Yeah, into it. You listen to thanks man.
Speaker 5 (52:38):
So we're sort of moving in there, moving in there
on Friday, Keys, that's exciting and over the course of
the next week getting it right.
Speaker 4 (52:45):
So yeah, exciting stuff. Do you know what I'm doing?
Speaker 3 (52:48):
I actually want to know what you're having for dinner.
Speaker 4 (52:51):
I'm having the rest of the butter chicken I made
us today for dinner tonight. How was it delicious? Yeah?
Such a good, good, easy recipe, man, Really in that
recipe to me he's okay, fine, I will, but you're
gonna diss it on the radio. What are you doing tonight, Jas.
Speaker 2 (53:06):
I've got my mother in law coming over, so we'll
probably just have a bit of chitter chat for the
herbal tea, have a bit of dinner, you know, that
sort of thing.
Speaker 3 (53:15):
Actually, what we might end up doing is See is
probably having a game this year. Bye.
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