The BANANA BANDIT evidence collection

Frankie gets two potential bandits in the studio to cross examine their stories. Are these the fruit thieves we are looking for?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ang Channel nine thirty three, and if you're listening in
yesterday to the show, yes, that's uh Jess Lezana. This
is the reason why he's in studio waiting on one
other morning show member from a show down the hall.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
To gyms like you're just like getting everybody in here
for Yeah, well frustrated you scary, Jesse, because if you
didn't hear, there's a banana bannits in the building.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
So I bring snacks. I tried to be healthy. I
brought two bananas. Nice to write bananas. Put them in
the refrigerator. You don't normally put bananas in the refrigerator,
but I figured if I put him there, they'd be safe.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
I want to go grab my bananas. Yesterday, Jesse. They
were gone.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
When'd you put him in there?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Like?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
How many days before you went before? Between? I got
it right about four in the morning. I put him
in there, went about seven thirty. They were gone.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
So a few hours later they were gone. They were gone.
They were gone, and I looked in the trash. Maybe
somebody tossed something and they were old bananas.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
What throw them out?

Speaker 4 (00:46):
No?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
So I thought it was Eddie Eddie from Rock one
of five to three that stole my bananas.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
He came to studio yesterday and have this to say.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
First of all were boys, but I can tell you
for certain it is not me.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
You baa, do you want it?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Why is that I am allergic to banana? I would?
I would actually die if I hate your bananas.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, So that leads us to trying to figure out
who is the banana bandits?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Okay, well, I just see what you're saying. So you
want to know if I have anything to do with it.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
And here's why you're in studio. Okay, boy toy Jesse,
Jesse Losano. You mant to hear him on Channel Night
thirt thirty back in the day now and not yet
Star ninety four one. You because after Eddie said he
would have died by eating a banana, I turned to
Angin and I said, well, Angie, who do you think
was the one that's still the bananas?

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Honestly, I kind of feel like it's Jesse.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
He just seems like that type that has sticky fingers
that if he sees a good snack on the table,
he'll just ribbon.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
And she thinks it was you. We got the other
member from another morning show where we're not about this.
Don't say who is yet he's joining us as well. Okay,
so defend yourself, Jesse. You got thirty seconds. Defend if
you did or do not.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
First, putting bananas in the refrigerator is a weird thing,
and I would have your head checked because I think
you're heading down serial killer land, because I think that's
only something serial killers do. They would fit perfectly on
the counter next to you. But I will say this, Frankie,
the refrigerator here at work is not for long term
food storage. I have always been a firm believer if
you keep something in there long enough, it's open for
the open season for anyone after a couple of days.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
So that Jesse was not the one.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
That's why I asked you the timing on it. But
I'm not it, bro. If you look at me too,
I'm not eating healthy snacks.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
That's fine.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
That's Can you give give the other member, Edgie your
headphone so he can hear what was said yesterday about him?
So Thor is in here from Rock one of five
to three? Wow, Eddie, Eddie, you know you work with
them over there rock on a five three. I thought
he stole my bananas. Okay, but he said he would die.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Is it too? Is it true that he is allergic?

Speaker 5 (02:32):
He is allergic.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
So so after Eddie said it wasn't him, I said, well,
who do you think it could be?

Speaker 3 (02:37):
If it's not you, who else could have maybe stolen
these bananas?

Speaker 4 (02:39):
He had just to say, you know the guy that
I work with, Thor, you know he's all jacked. Yeah,
he's always looking for you know, those kind of things.
I don't want to point fingers somebody on my own show,
but I mean we're.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Multiple shows in the building. Don't put your own guy
into the bustle and throw him. That's why you're in
the studio Thor. See, that's crazy. I have a very
strict rule.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
If you steal somebody's food from the company fridge, you
should be fired. Sky on our show took a splash
of creamer from somebody one day, and to this day
I try to get her fire all the time.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Somebody we have this video off. Somebody said it's one
hundred percent.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Sky, she will steal and she should be fired.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
I can't pay for her to door is very trustworthy.
I would go with thora. We have Christina on with
us right now in ocean side. Who do you think it.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Is always gotta be ripped from KGB Studio show.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
He just seems like goofy, a trickster.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
He used to play in the NFL.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
You know the NFL players live off with bananas and protein.
So it's him and they help with cramps, right bananas.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Big Rich from Big Rich TD and flets down the
hall of kg You're putting him on the hot seat next, Yeah,
get him.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
In there, guys, I bet it's him. He's gonna look guilty.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
He's not not Jesse. So now we're gonna go think
it's Rich. Thank you for joving it, of course, guys,
Bye bye.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
So Big Rich and you need to bring in Becky Minch.
She told me she was in on your show. He's
the producer. She's she was in the break room and
she said I was in there and I won't say
who was, but someone was in there cleaning the fridge
out a couple days. She wouldn't tell me the name
of the person, but she did say she was standing there.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
So we're gonna say it's not the it's not Jesse.
We know it's not Eddie. So now we're going sky
Becky and Rich down the hall.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
One hundred percent. But if rich comes in here, get
a chair with some like good support because

Speaker 1 (04:28):
The goal is before the week is over, to fight
out who the healthy banana bandit is