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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yeah, what's up? It's donk.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Oh, I'm sorry, can you say that again?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, it's donk.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
DONC don donk like do you and oh you know
what I think my resume had like my whole name
on it. This is Paul Dunkler, but like people call
me donk Uh. We had an interview schedule at this
time for a receptionist at your law office.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Oh yeah, okay, Paul, yes, yeah, but you can call
me donk if you you know, that's just what everybody
knows me. Okay, you'd like me to call you donk.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
I mean you could call me Paul if you want you,
but like most people, just call me donk.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Okay, all right, well thanks for calling.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah, so I'm excited to cross it. Thank you for
interviewing me for this position. You know, I'm really like
tell you all about Hall Slett.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Okay, yeah, go ahead, tell me a little bit about
yourself if you don't mind.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
A woman name is donk m Yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Can you tell me a little bit more about yourself?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Oh yeah, I could bench two fifty three times four times.
Sometimes I like uh the other day, Like, I'm sorry,
I forgot the question.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I was just asking you a little bit about yourself,
but could you actually tell me a little bit more
about your work experience. We don't that's great that you
can do the exercise stuff, but yeah, we're actually really
interested in hearing about your work experience and what would
make you in a great candidate.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Like I really want to be a lawyer, So like
getting the foot in the door, you know, I figure,
like you know, sometimes in life, dude, you got to
start low on the tote and pull in order to
be like the top, but you know, head boss person,
you know.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
And so like I.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Figure, if I want to be a lawyer, dude, I
got to start answering phones and then eventually did I'll
be in the courtroom, you know, doing my thing. So
that's what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Okay, you want to get this job because you want
to be a lawyer.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, so yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Do you have law experience? Have you?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
So y'all, Like I think what you're asking is have
I ever been arrested before? And yes, dude, but like
only once and that was because the dude started a
fight with me.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Bro, you know that is not what I was asking. Okay,
So it sounds like you did not go to school
for law.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
No matter what, dude, I'm going to become a lawyer,
you know, And so I'm very excited to be interviewing
with you, and like I'm even willing to do the
job pro boner if you want for a little while.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I'm sorry to use a pro boner.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah, that's a legal term that means for free.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
That that's extremely inappropriate. I don't think that.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Inappropriate for me to use like legal language if I'm
not like an optional law.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Person that legal language. That's not legal language.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Pro boner means like for free.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Pro bono means for free. I'm going to go ahead
and end this interview because this is absolutely not going
to work out, and I would highly encourage you to
not speak to people like this in future interviews whatever
you're going for. But this is going to be a
no for us as well.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
So Donk is kind of confused right now.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
You're not getting the job, Donk, Oh, I'm not an
appropriate candidate for the receptionist.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Okay, So like what you're saying is like you don't
want to work with Donk. So that like you and
I can go out.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
You know, obviously you are obviously best suited to be
like a towel attendant at a gym. Okay, so that's
what you should look into doing right now. And honestly,
I'm going to go talk to Rosa right now because
she's the one that recommended you. And this is incredibly awful.
I cannot believe that I wasted my time with this.
So why don't you go crush a protein shake I
guess or whatever it is the do apparently, and just get.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Off of this p Well, first I won't let you
know it's a prank phone call. What Yeah, this is
actually Dubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank
on you.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Your coworker Rosa sets you up.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Oh my god, she said that you're hiring for a
receptionist at the office.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Worst of view at.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Oh my god. Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks,
weekday mornings on the twenties