Headlines 03/04/26

Real or Fake News Headlines

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Key one hundred with Dave and Jen. It is a
rainy Wednesday, Yeah, but.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
It's a great day for a nap. So if you
can get one in, I would definitely don't.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
I go good playing?

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Okay, all right, Jen, ready for reeler fake news headlines.
I am what we have.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Research shows that there's a spike in US traffic fatalities
when major major music artists release a new album real
or fake?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh my fake?

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Fake?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Oh No?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
How insane is this?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
They're correlating this like this is crazy?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
I mean, yeah, who decides, hey, let's do a study
on this, right, I mean that's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
But I mean, how many people are not paying attention
to the road and they're like shifting the music on
their phone?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Okay, so this says A new working paper from researchers
connected to Harvard Medical School found a clear link between
big music release days and a spike in deadly car
accidents wow. Using data from a federal traffic fatality database

(01:15):
and also Spotify's charts, the team track the ten most
streamed albums between twenty seventeen twenty twenty two. On those days,
albums dropped by major artists like Taylor Swift Drake streaming
activity jump nearly forty percent, traffic debts climbed about fifteen percent.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
So it was literally they're they're on their app, they're
on their phone. You're listening to that music and they're
not paying attention to there. Oh my gosh, that's scary.
Keep that in mind, seriously, just you know, you can
listen to it when you get home or to the office.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Government internet outage in.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Ohio County calls by a squirrel reel.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Or real an Ohio county where West Virginia, Ohio, West Virginia,
we have an Ohio county.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
I did not know that. So this is in Medina County, Ohio, Okay,
And they've solved the mystery behind the outage. It happened
on February twentieth, knocked out phone and internet service at
multiple government offices.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
It was a squirrel, yeah, trained by some other agency
to knock out the government agent.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Ness built in the fiber infrastructure and it chewed through
multiple lines process.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, and the CIA put them there. Not joking, I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Kellogg's announced his new ego, Frisbee Waffles.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Reeler fake fake, No, we just want you waffles we
don't need your frisbe waffles.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
You can still use them as a frisbee.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I don't want to throw them, I want to ate them.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Ohio woman, it's new world record for haryest armpits ew.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Ew or fake real.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Good.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Okay, correct, Well that's good to know because I didn't
want to see a picture. I was afraid that you're
going to show me.