Headlines 12/01/25

Real or Fake News Headlines

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Key one hundred with daven Gin. Time for some realer
fake news headlines on this Monday morning, Jill, let's hear
Japanese company to start selling human washing machine real or fake.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Huh that's an interesting one, real, Okay, I knew it. Okay,
so how do you? I don't like the idea of
selling humans at all. That doesn't sound great.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
So I'm I'm just thinking it's a shower, right, human
washing machine. Oh, that's what a shower does.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
I was thinking it was a maid that you hire
someone to do your life.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Let's take a look. This Japanese company called Science is
now selling human washing machines that become popular, that have
already became popular. Apparently the machine is called the Marie
human washing Machine. It's a capsule that people lie down
in get washed, oh my by the tiny bubbles and

(01:03):
a missed shower in about fifteen minutes. So I guess
it just it is your whole body.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
So you're right, it's a human washing machine, meaning it
washes the human. I was thinking it's a human washing machine.
It's a person who's hired to wash your clothes. Either way,
this sounds so lazy. Get in the.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Shower, it only costs about four hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
So, oh my gosh, this sounds so lazy.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Get in the shower, lying around, you know, feel free
to knock yourself out.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
What Rechia has spy pigeons with brain implants? Reel or fake?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
I ain't gonna put it past them.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Real, yeah, they do.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Tell me I'm wrong. I tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
What we knew this was happening. Come on, now, this
company puts tiny wires into the bird's brains and gives
them small backpacks. Little pigeon with a backpack. First of all,
quit it, Howidora, They've.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Got solar panels, cameras, GPS control systems.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
The work. Apparently. Now they also plan to use bigger
birds like ravens seagulls for different jobs.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Well sure, meaning the different jobs that they can fly
further and get to other countries. Great, cool, awesome, great brand.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Christmas canceled in Ohio Town after city government runs out
of money.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Real or fake? Real? Real? Oh good, good, thankfully.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Okay, good deal. That was the plot of the media
Christmas show. So I just yeah, you know, they weren't
gonna have their jubilee. They didn't have no money. So yeah,
it was a problem and it was a real sad time. Okay,
but it worked out well because they got to have
the doubilee, you know.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Good. Yeah. Spoiler alert for anyone who hasn't seen it.
It came out like to the out of eight. Okay,
come on, guys. Hunter declines call from his son and
wins one point one million dollars in an online lottery prize.
Reel or fake a reel? Real is correct?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
What?

Speaker 1 (03:06):
So let's take a quick on here. This hunter in
Kentucky won a one point one million dollars. Oh, he
was playing online lottery, yes, while sitting in his deer stand.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
So that's why he declined his call from his dad
because he was trying to win online.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, and well it paid off.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
After Texas bro gets seven hundred and ninety four thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
I mean that would really help, Okay, I would take that.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, I want to play a little online.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Listen. I'm sorry, but I'm going to tell my dad,
like I can call you back. Yeah, I'm sorry.