Headlines 12/09/25

Real or Fake News Headlines

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Somber. It's called back to Friends Key one hundred with
Dave Engine on a cloudy and frigid Tuesday. Well it
is at least frigid now, Yes, I can.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
To reach about thirty eight or so.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Thirty eight Yeah, all right, Jen, ready for some realer
fake news headlines.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Stanley set to launch AI powered Stanley cups real or fake.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
What does it need powered for? Fake?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Fake? It's correct?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
What does it need powered for?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Well, I mean, you know, to keep your hot drinks hot,
cool drinks cool.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Nope, don't need that. Stanley does it just by itself.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Cities in Finland using underground data centers to heat thousands.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Of homes, now that I could Yeah, real, real is correct.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
And see how smart that is to use that.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
I mean, you know you're going to use these data centers,
so you might as well, you know, and generate some electricity.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Use them to heat homes and also buildings. And that's
exactly what they're doing.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
That's brilliant cool, and that's a way to not waste anything,
you know, if they're already giving off this much energy
or whatever, and you can harness.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
That do it.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
And it says the system could meet up to eighty
percent of the area's heating needs.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
That's awesome, man, I agree, they're doing a great job. Oh,
we need to do that too.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Research suggests that Little Debbie's zebra cakes are healthier than
fruit from the grocery store.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Real or fake?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
I mean, I would say fake.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
But have you heard some of the crazy crap coming
out of our government?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Lightly so real? Real list? Yeah, a good deal, good deal? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Correct, Yeah, you know, putting pesticides on you know, something,
making it not healthy.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
No, I was thinking that.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
You know, our people were gonna say, hey, yeah, zebracakes
are way healthier for you guys than apples.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
I promise, go ahead and eat them. They're gonna be
great for you.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Scientists say smelling your own toots reduces your risk of
Alzheimer's disease.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Real or fake? Fake? Fake?

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Is?

Speaker 2 (02:28):
What? Okay? What? Yeah? No?

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Real headline?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
And how are you supposed to do that? You sit
too and you just stick around. That's this guy's saying
the world, what are we doing?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
How do you do it?

Speaker 2 (02:43):
What is happening? I get it?

Speaker 1 (02:46):
This is a nineteen I'm sorry. A twenty twenty one
study from John Hopkins Medicine found that in mice, gas
helped prevent the buildup of tangled proteins that blocked communication
between brain cells and cause them to die. Oh. The

(03:07):
researchers gave the mice a compound that slowly released hydrogen sulfide,
and the animals showed a fifty percent improvement in memory
and motor function. What the what is happening?

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Seriously?

Speaker 4 (03:22):
So I don't There's gotta be a better way, Guys,
think of something else.