Real or Fakes News Headlines 06/27/25

Real or Fakes News Headlines 06/27/25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sorry, I me here for someone else. It's Vincent Boone.
I love that song. Rather, do you good? It's Key
one hundred with Dave and Jin. Time for some realer
fake news headlines on this Friday, gin well, lad's just
here on see what we have.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Researchers say swarms of tiny nose robots could clear your sinuses.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Real or fake? Fake? Fake is Yeah, I knew it.
I knew those nose robots to work.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Oh my gosh, guys, okay, listen, just use afron It
will clear up your nose. I promise you don't need
to put a government lad, little robot up your nose.
And they're like, oh yeah, we won't keep it in
your body and track you everywhere you go.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
These are researchers in Hong Kong and mainland China built
micro robots thinner than a hare, and they can be
flushed into clogged sinuses to wipe out stubborn bacteria get
in there. Yeah, but again, how do you get them out?

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yea?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
And how do you keep them from Like you said,
I don't like that staying up in there. That's just a.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Way for you to voluntarily track yourself for the government, Like,
oh sure, I'll swallow this pale.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Let's go.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
No, no, no no.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
Topeka City Council accidentally bans Tuesdays during typo written late.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Night vote real is yeah, as.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
We will ban the day tuesdays.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Like we go from Monday to Wednesday. Okay, let's go.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
City council banned it.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Yeah, we don't have a Tuesday. I don't know what
to tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Man sues fitness tracker for emotional damage after it called
him stationary.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
I really yeah, okay, well that's good.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, I really thought.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
That one was going to be a big one.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Do you remember back in the day playing what was
the fitness game where you stood on the board with
the Wii. It was fit, we Fit, that's the one
you created, your little Wii person, and you know you
made the person however you liked. Mine was very fit.
And then I stepped on the platform and it changed me.

(02:29):
No it didn't, No, it did. It took quite a
few extra pounds on me, and I felt very offended
by the situation.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
I would absolutely sue fit. That is not cool.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
That is not very nice.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
We Fit that is not very nice at all. So
although it is we fit, you know you're trying to
get you fit, and I mean I was trying to.
They victimized you. It's time to write a letter lawsuit,
like twenty years later.