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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, good morning, Happy Friday. It's coast one on three
point five. Ah, Fridays feel so good. The twentieth. How
many days? Five?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Five?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Ryan's are a big math stickler.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Five days it is right, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
That's five. And then guess what Wednesday's Christmas?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
So that is five days, five days until Christmas could
be six. Oh my god, if you count Christmas, God
bless you see.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I really you know, we miss your dad so much.
But your dad was the biggest math whiz. He would
be the one to settle this.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Oh yeah, well he told me in my dreams that.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
I I don't do that.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
What a year, though, you guys, Oh my gosh. I
wonder how many cups of coffee collectively we have, you know, imbibed.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Yeah, Ryan's nitro daily bracking at this time every day.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Uh. And then I have three cups a day.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Yeah, and I have two.
Speaker 6 (01:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Mike is the only.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Good queen free. I did some tea, the mushroom.
Speaker 7 (01:07):
Tea, but that's a lot of yeah, because, as Ryan
told us, Mike is struggling with stemic issues.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, I got okay, that was live on the Earth. Yeah, okay,
But We're family and you're part of it, and thank
you for being here. Coming up, we're gonna send you
to San Diego Zoo and we're going to celebrate you
all morning long.
Speaker 8 (01:34):
Thank God, it's time, Thank God, it's.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
It's a good Friday.
Speaker 7 (01:50):
Here on the ONK Morning Show, host one O three
point box.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Do this send you to the San Diego Zoo. It's
jungle bells and it's an illuminated wonderland of lights and holidays.
Here we have your four pack to celebrate at the zoo.
It's so nice to get to San Diego, go to
the zoo and walk around, be outside.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yeah, sure is.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
And I love I don't know about you guys, but
I love the history of how things started.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
The San Diego Zoo.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Began with a very small collection of animals left over
from the nineteen fifteen Panama California Expo. We joined forces
with Panama to kind of show each other what we
were doing.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
And there were some animals, and there was a man
named Harry M.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Wedgefoth who heard a lion roar and said, wouldn't it
be wonderful for San Diego to have a zoo?
Speaker 4 (02:35):
I believe I'll build one. Oh, whoa, and here we are.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Oh wow, thank you mister Wedge. Fourth? Yeahy were he
and Walt friends? Or was here four?
Speaker 9 (02:44):
Well?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I don't know the timing.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Well be colored twenty Now it's eight hundred and ninety
two nine kost It's.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
Feel good Friday here on the L and K Morning
Show cost one oh three point five.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Learning so much from you, Ryan and your happiness hacks.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Well, I'm glad and Darlene, I feel like this is
something because you have these kind of I don't want
to say witchcraft, you have these. You have these sort
of folk flourish traditions like I don't know. You don't
you do something with an egg? You wave an egg
around your body to get rid of evil.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, you do know a lot of these folk.
Speaker 10 (03:18):
I don't do that, but that was done to me
when I was little. Oh so, my grandma would rub
an egg over my body and it was to be
said that it removes anything bad, bad spirits, bad energy.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Yes, it makes you a good egg. Yeah, Olympia is
what it's called.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Yeah, this kind of seems in that same family right
up the alley. I've never heard this. Maybe dark your
family has done this. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
But if you have a headache, take a lime, cut
it in half and rub a lime on your forehead.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah. I do love that. And then do I lick
salt off my husband's back and take a shot?
Speaker 7 (03:53):
Feel good Friday is coming up on the L and
K Morning Show host five.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Those are home remedies that really work, so off the air,
Darlene's telling us, because Ryan, you just said, rub a
lime on your forehead to get rid of headache.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Robbing will apparently instantly go away.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Then Darlene busts out this one.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
My mother in law, Maria Rodrigo, she's been doing this
and she was a little girl. We talk about it
all the time. But when she has a cold, she
will roast tomatoes on the stove, stick them in her
socks and the heat of the tomato helps her feel better.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Oh my god, while she's wearing the socks. Yeah, like
it's it's do you do well? You sleep? It has
to be hot but not they're not.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
You shouldn't burn your feet.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah, do you sleep?
Speaker 11 (04:40):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (04:41):
You sleep with it overnight anyway, squishy tomatoes and then
what happens you feel better?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I don't know about that. Good morning, Thanks for being
here Coast one of three point five. Denise, come on in.
What are you up to?
Speaker 11 (04:55):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (04:55):
I'm getting ready for school, I teach. Oh what great
second grade?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Do you want to shout out your school?
Speaker 6 (05:04):
Yeah, shout out to Cedar Grove Elementary and Tarro.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
All right, second graders, we're coming for you today. What
are there any final tests? Do you have finals in
second grade? No?
Speaker 6 (05:15):
But we have a holiday show that's gonna happen this weekend.
Next week, we have a couple of shows going on
for my class, so we're excited. The kids are learning
to sing and dance.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Oh that's great.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Are you doing the Nutcracker or like anything like that?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
No, actually we're doing the kind of made it up.
We're doing a cowboy Christmas love.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
That's fine.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Yeah, between us. Are there some that you just know
or not? They're not on the nice list?
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Of course not. They're all the nice list. They're kiddos,
you know.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
There you go. They're all good and they're gonna do
great holiday performance.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Yeah that's what we're hoping for. But you know, parents
will love it no matter what.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, that's very true. Yeah, and sometimes I'm sure the
second graders are really fun it's the parents who could
be dicey, no comment. I know you're so good, you're
buttoned up.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
I love it, right, I don't know who's listening.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah, well, have a beautiful day and thanks for calling
just to say hi.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Hi, Okay, you too. Very Christmas, Merry.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
Christmas, Feel festive on Feel Good Friday with the L
and K Morning Show Coast one O three point five.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
It's your l K, Q and A.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
We asked the question and we're going to give you
the answer. You know what, it's Friday, you're busy, you
have a half day school. Most of you just want
to get on your way. So here it is. You're
sabotaging your love life by doing this.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
What do you think it is trying to have a
love life?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Maybe desperation could be right if you're like too thirsty,
YEAHO hungry for it?
Speaker 10 (07:01):
I was gonna say, not just not paying attention to
like obligations like bills.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Oh yeah yeah, or splitting the bills, wanting to split
the bills. You're sabotaging your love life by doing this. Well,
it's not any of those. We're all wrong. It's clinging,
being too clinging. Long Yeah, I know a married couple.
(07:28):
They've been married, oh my gosh, probably thirty five years,
maybe forty. And they cling on each other like inseparable everywhere.
Like she goes to the nail salon, he's standing right
there holding her purse. They do everything together, they finish
each other's sentences. It's almost like they're one person.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
So for some people, clinging works.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Or some people have those joint social media accounts.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Oh oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Never, I'd rather just never be with anyone anyway.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Be collar twenty Now to get into Shakira Soapy. It's
eight hundred and nine two nine kost. We want you
five star clingers.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
Call out more. Feel Good Friday is coming up on
the Lank Morning Show host one O three point five.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Let's go to Alex A Laquente. It's coast one of
three point five Friday were the Lank Morning Show and Alex,
we know that you get into work early, you drive
for Amazon, and you do something pretty sneaky. You put
everyone's preset on one O three point five.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
And now you've added another component.
Speaker 11 (08:37):
Yes, I've also started putting like cinnamon scented pine cones,
and I put candy canes and different stuffs in different.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Guys, but your secret elf for all the Amazon drivers.
That's amazing.
Speaker 11 (08:51):
I have a bounty on my head. Why my boss
put one hundred dollars bounty to find out for the
guys to find out who it is.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
That's great. See you're gonna get someone one hundred dollars.
Speaker 11 (09:06):
So I have to change. I had to change the
precepts in the morning when I come to work, so
no one looks at my radio in my car to
make sure they think it's me.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Oh, I see, So now you're now you're like trying
to disguise.
Speaker 11 (09:20):
Yeah, so I have to do like I had to
do my van. So I'm like, oh my gosh, look
if they did mine.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
This is an amazing game you're playing.
Speaker 11 (09:27):
I know, so you got caught.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Yet, but you just turn yourself in. Good morning, Coast
one of three point five. Thank you for being up
with us first thing.
Speaker 11 (09:37):
In the morning.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
I'm my wait radio station to listen to you guys
wake me up and it's amazing.
Speaker 11 (09:42):
Thank you so much for making my morning so much.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
Easier to wake up to see l NK Morning Show
on Coast one O three point five.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
A man is three times more likely than a woman
to leave without saying goodbye. Just leave the party. You're gone.
Everyone's wondering. I find it rude. You should go back
and thank the host. I had a really nice time.
And even if you're not ready to leave right away,
you can preempt it and then you know, and then
(10:11):
hang out. But you Ryan and you Mike, you guys,
just bail.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Yeah, yeah, and no one cares where you are.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Everyone's at a party and they're distracted, they're they're involved
with other people.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
They don't know if you left. Yeah, you don't want
to do it early too, like hey, I'm going to
be leaving.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Soon, and don't say I'm going to be leaving. So
you just say, hey, I just want to say thank
you for having me.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
That's a text.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Or you do it when you arrive.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Yes, yes, hey, this is awesome. Thank you.
Speaker 11 (10:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
And then it's up to you when you bail, and
you don't bother them again. They don't care. I've never
been to a party and thought, hey, where did Mark go?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Well, I think that I've had people just leave and
I've wondered where they went. Oh, I don't know, Lynette,
what do you make of all this?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
You know what?
Speaker 9 (10:56):
Because they're used to if they're married to his Panics
Puerto Ricans. The goodbye is another thirty minutes. Good no,
goodbye is the time to make plans for the next
time we're going to meet. And then after we say that,
we leave and then we come back because we forgot
something else. I think that my men leave and then
(11:20):
they just disappear.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
More Feel Good Friday is coming up on the Lank
morning show Host one three point five.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
We love your calls, we love your text You can
also use thee talkback button when you stream us on
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and you're in to our studio. But let's go to
the phones right now. Nelly, thanks for having us on.
How are you good?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Good?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I just.
Speaker 9 (11:43):
I just called to say you guys are fabulous. I
listen to you every morning.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
You make me smile and God bless you. Thank you
for what you do.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Nelly, Thank you, thank you for reaching out to us.
We could we could just talk to you the rest
of the hour if you'd like. Good morning Coast one
of three point five. Thank you for being up with
us first thing.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
In the morning.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
I said, I'm my wait radio station to listen to
you guys wake me up and it's amazing. Thank you
so much for making my morning so much easier to.
Speaker 7 (12:19):
Wake up to see Ellen k Morning Show on Coast
one on three point five.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Oh, we make these live calls for holiday hopes. Oh
my gosh.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Okay, I want you to dial today Ellen.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
No, you do not want me to. I don't mess
it up? Please? Uh uh come on, Okay, I'll try.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Hi, is this the idea? Roh? Hey, it's the It's
the Warning show over at coast How are you.
Speaker 12 (13:03):
Good.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
You're probably wondering why we're calling. Yeah, we got a
really nice letter about you, and we'd like to read
it to you if you don't mind, Okay, it says
dear Ellen K Morning Show. My sister. Yadera is a
single mother of three. She raised her twenty six year old,
eighteen year old and is currently raising a thirteen year old.
(13:25):
She spreads cheer wherever she goes, and even though life
has been rough due to financial issues, she always makes
the best of every moment. She's known as the life
of the party. That's it. That's You're a fun person
and a positive person. The letter goes on, she recently
lost her job and has had difficulty finding a new
(13:46):
one that will help her pay her rent while also
being able to afford essentials like food. As a result,
Yadira and her kids will be spending the holidays in
a shelter. I'm so sorry. She could definitely use a
win during this rough patch. Well ya, Dearra, We're really
sorry to hear that.
Speaker 13 (14:06):
Yeah, I'm over here.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Oh well, we want to help you, Yadarra. We have
a two hundred and fifty dollars Vonn's gift card to
help you pick up some groceries for the family.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Okay, okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
And how nice would it be to take them all
out to eat at BJ's. That's what we're giving you,
a two hundred and fifty dollars BJ's Restaurant and brew
House gift card. Just enjoy a night off Dinner's on us.
BJ's is home to award winning handcrafted beer, signature Deep
This Pizza and the world famous Pazuki dessert.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yum. Wow.
Speaker 9 (14:40):
Yes, that sounds nice.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
And we're sorry to hear about you losing your job,
especially at this time of the year where everyone's trying
to make merry. So we'd like to give you fifteen
hundred dollars cash to help you with bills or whatever
you need. Okay, yeah cash, Well, thank.
Speaker 9 (14:59):
You so much.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Oh, don't thank us. Thank your sister Nancy. She's on
with you right now. Nancy, say hi to your sister.
Speaker 6 (15:07):
In the world.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Hi.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
Hi, Oh gosh, I's looking out for me. I love you, sister.
I love you too.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
You guys have a close bond.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
Yeah, yes, yeah, we do.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I was like, it is a joke.
Speaker 9 (15:28):
I know.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
No.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Nancy submitted to you. She nominated you for Holiday Hope
thanks to a ZUSA Pacific University. It's brought to you
by them. But all of this put together for you
because of your sister, So you dear. Yeah, she's looking
out for you.
Speaker 6 (15:46):
Thank you, Ellen k and everybody there. It was actually
my kids idea. They kept saying, we should call for
Nina abb, we should call for Ninaaby.
Speaker 9 (15:56):
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
It's a blessing.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I can't wait till you guys are together against you
can hug it out.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
Thank you, Thank you. We love the Morning show and
we love you guys.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
We love you bag for.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
Making that happy.
Speaker 14 (16:21):
Susi side walks busy side walks.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Dresding tia motanto. Okay, So, Italian has been found to
be the most sexy, most romantic, most passionate language and
accent in the world. And you, Franco, all Italiano.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Today Martino guand.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Exactly you are.
Speaker 13 (16:53):
You are the first voice that I hear in the
morning when I open my eyes.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Oh, frank, see this this is what Italians to the
They're born with charm. I swear to God, like when
you're like two years old, say your first words. It's
like that, Mamma, you are the most beautiful in the world.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
That's all I meant. We are we are. Look, we
are passionate no matter of what we do, so even
when we.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Talk, that's so true. Oh Franco. Yeah, Germany went for
most direct language, but that's just not very you know,
warm and friendly. But Italian the most sexy, most romantic
language in the world. So, Franco, what is it like
being you every day? Being so charming and Italian?
Speaker 6 (17:45):
Uh?
Speaker 13 (17:46):
You know what I not only is the probably the
you know, the most beautiful and funny things, but also
can get you in trouble because everybody thinks that you're
flirting with them.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
In I don't.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Okay. So there's the flirt factor, okay, but that's not
a horrible thing.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Basically, what you're saying, Franco, is that you wish you
could just turn your charm off a little bit.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
I can. It's in the it's in my DNA.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
It's dominic the donkey. Hey, thanks for being with us
here on this Friday's Ugly Sweater Day. And I want
to thank you Ryan, Darlene and Mike for the most
beautiful ugly sweater because these are not ugly sweaters at all.
So you gave Calvin and a Christmas sweater the big
flamingo on it, and then you guys gave me one
(18:45):
that has like all kinds of things on it and
a flamingo. I love these. These are beautiful. So it's
ugly Sweater Day. Rock your ugly sweater. And we never
show with a quote and a kiss. There's a bunch
of quotes about ugly sw Yeah, but Carrie Steal is next,
and uh, you know we've been giving you the greatest
Christmas ever. We're going to give you the greatest New
(19:07):
Year's ever. Also, so the money does not stop, keep
it going. Yeah, and have a great weekend. What do
you like? Do you like this one? The best time
to wear an ugly Christmas sweater is actually all the time. No, no,
no no, but what about this one. I'm notorious for
my ugly sweaters, that's right. Kiss on three, kiss on
(19:28):
me one two three went tonight.
Speaker 14 (19:32):
So're taken the by static stress and holiday shopping traffic,
And I close my eyes and I'm somewhere else.
Speaker 8 (19:46):
Just like.
Speaker 9 (19:48):
Magic.
Speaker 12 (19:56):
My heart is a Christmas tree farm where the people
would come to dance un to sparkles and lights, bundled
up in their mittens and coats and beside overflow. And
I just want to be there to nightly dreams of
Holly and Red and stays