ANYONE IN FOOTBALL

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
We want to get to something we didn't get to yesterday.
We were so busy. But before we do that, we
think our friend, let's just say Dave.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Never been on air, but a mutual friend of ours.
I don't want to out him completely. No, he may
have exceeded his AI use. Yeah. I mean, listen.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
The guy just retired, but I mean, he's overdoing the AI.
But you look at the guy like Saratoga Emergency Response Dude,
and he's 100% AI. But he's working all the time.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, that's the image he's portraying.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
It's not pretty. It's just not pretty.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Our buddy Dave, and I can't imagine how his son feels.
He grabbed his son, and he AI'd him up. to
be beefcakes with tank tops for a company called Hot
Guys Landscaping. And he shared it amongst his social media friends,
which is us.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
You could tell these guys grew up with, they were built,
both Dave and his son. And they've always had kind
of pipes on their arms.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
If my dad was using AI to that degree, he
would have a talking to. If my retired father was
using AI like that, I would have to call him.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
The question marks that happen when you look at the
photo are so many, it's like I don't even want.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
To get into it. Hot guy landscaping, him and his son.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
It's almost a little creepy.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Anyways. Anyways. Yes. Dan Levitard pointed this out. Troy Aikman,
who does, what, Monday Night Football?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah. And listen, he was a football player first, right?

Speaker 1 (01:22):
He was. He was.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Okay, we've got to give him that much.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
But he... He's also like, him and Buck make like
an absurd amount of money. And I can't remember. I
think Levitard may have an ax to grind with ESPN.
But anyway, he pointed out this crutch. A crutch in
our industry is just something you go to all the time.
I have crutches. Quinn has crutches. Totally, totally. It'd be
great to have a boss to catch our crutches and
help us before they become so. Anyway. Yeah, that's nice. Anyway,

(01:46):
let me try to point this out about broadcaster, former
football player Troy Aikman.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Instead of watching the second half, I went back and
rewatched the first half so that I could do this
with you guys. This is what Troy Aikman, ESPN has
the Super Bowl this year, this is what Troy Aikman said.
The Denver roster is as deep as any in football.
Reid understands as much as anyone in football that they've

(02:10):
got to run the football. Pat Bryant had as good
a camp as anyone in football. Denver has as deep
a wide receiver room as anyone in football. Denver has
as good a secondary as there is in all of football.
Trent McDuffie is as good as anyone in all of football.
That was the first quarter.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
First quarter!

Speaker 3 (02:29):
First quarter. Second quarter. Denver is as good as any
defense in football, even though they don't take the ball away.
Denver plays as much man as anyone in football. Kenneth
Walker is as patient as anyone in football.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
He's so crutched up.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Riley Moss gets targeted as much as anyone in football.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
I don't believe you. No.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Denver is as good an offensive line as there is
in football.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
This is crazy.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Vance Joseph is as good a defensive coordinator as there
is in all of football.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Is this the first half?

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Sean Payton is as good a play caller as there
is in all of football. Courtland Sutton is as good
as anyone in football winning one-on-one.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
I don't believe you.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
I went back and wrote it.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
I didn't believe it.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
I'm like, that can't be how I'm hearing it.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
It's Dan Levitard in the Dan Levitard Show. Oh, man.
I mean, look, it clearly got to him. It must
be getting to everybody else a little bit. Keep your
hand on the dump button. I never listen. I don't
know where you stream.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
I'm listening passively.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
I went back.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
I didn't see the second half. I went back and
watched the first half and just took all of those notes.
I did not watch the second half of that football
game because I'm like, am.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
I hearing this right?

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Is this what's happening here where it's just everyone in
this game and the next game and everyone Aikman.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Does is as good as anyone in football?

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Are you comfortable saying you're the only one who experienced
that game like this last night?

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
I'm not making that up.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
I've always loved Levitar. He has a lot of journalists
in him initially. And he was listening passively.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
It was so loud that he had to go back
and start writing stuff down.