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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Quinn at Canterra Picks 106. Good morning, Capitoline.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I spilled an entire mug of beef stew on my
couch last night because this hand doesn't know how to
hold a mug of soup anymore.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I was hoping we were going to go into the
medical tent today. Let's go into the medical tent.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Let's come on in here because it is still there
and I cannot wait to finally... Wait, the beef stew
is still there? No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
The beef stew is cleaned up.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
But let me tell you, trying to clean up spilled
beef stew and cracks with a dead hand.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
He has a pinched nerve.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
It's my dominant hand, too. So that's why I dropped
it in the first place. I'm dropping stuff all the time.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
What's happening to you is parallel to what is the
Lizzie Borden.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Oh, you're kidding me.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
No, the monster, the new monster on Netflix.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
You both had the same problem yesterday. You're kidding me.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Well, I can't wait to find out because I.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I can't wait to find out about your hand.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
It is a horror show, what's happening over there. It
truly is a monster.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
You told me. You told me today was the day
you were going to pack up your snacks and go
to the ER.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Today's the day, bro.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I got the rest of Neely to watch. I can
bring that in. I get my headphones. I'll be all set.
Yesterday we had the dog meeting. I had to give
the dog its medicine at a specific time so I
could not be away.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Holy God.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Takes a village, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
And my wife could care less.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
How about your hand?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
She has no idea the crisis that I'm in right now.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Dude, when I broke my... Sorry, I can't even light
my bong, you guys. I have to put the bong
on top of the tool chest, which is the full
stand tool chest, you know, the craftsman thing.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
And I put my face.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
You have one of those?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
My wife bought it for me. She's such a badass.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
That tracks.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
And I use it for all my pot stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
So I stand over it, and I drop my mouth
and lips over the top of the bong with it
holding against the thing.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
And then I use both fingers to light the lighter.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
That is the saddest thing I'm going to see all day.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
And sometimes I burn my finger when I'm doing it
because I got to get the angle, but I got
to get it lit.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Kind of lighter you're using.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I have multiple, guys. I've got the regular Bic, which
is impossible.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
The trigger one is out?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
The Bic is impossible. The trigger is the only way.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
It takes two fingers to trigger?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
They'll sell those triggers in, like, three packs. And there's
the one with the curved hook.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah, the one with the pick. It's got the.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Peroni's disease to it. That's the one that I just,
I double pull, and that gets the bong lit.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Boom.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
But it's a giant nightmare over there.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah, no, it sounds like it.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
And I love that your wife doesn't care.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
She could care less.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I feel like wives don't care at a certain point.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Nope, they stop. They honestly stop caring.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Because we're ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
And nothing else is going to happen. It's not going
to change her world at all, so she's fine.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I guarantee she's thinking, no offense, Queen.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
If you put that kind of effort into anything that
mattered around here.
If you, you know what I mean? I know my
wife says that about me.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
The house would be so clean.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
If you worked as hard around the house as you
did lighting that effing bong.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
There'd never be a single mushroom in that yard, I'm
telling you. My wife is judging me.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
If you bag from the beginning.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
She's right.
It's Quinn at Canterra Picks 106. Good morning, Capitoline.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I spilled an entire mug of beef stew on my
couch last night because this hand doesn't know how to
hold a mug of soup anymore.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I was hoping we were going to go into the
medical tent today. Let's go into the medical tent.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Let's come on in here because it is still there
and I cannot wait to finally... Wait, the beef stew
is still there? No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
The beef stew is cleaned up.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
But let me tell you, trying to clean up spilled
beef stew and cracks with a dead hand.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
He has a pinched nerve.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
It's my dominant hand, too. So that's why I dropped
it in the first place. I'm dropping stuff all the time.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
What's happening to you is parallel to what is the
Lizzie Borden.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Oh, you're kidding me.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
No, the monster, the new monster on Netflix.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
You both had the same problem yesterday. You're kidding me.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Well, I can't wait to find out because I.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I can't wait to find out about your hand.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
It is a horror show, what's happening over there. It
truly is a monster.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
You told me. You told me today was the day
you were going to pack up your snacks and go
to the ER.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Today's the day, bro.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I got the rest of Neely to watch. I can
bring that in. I get my headphones. I'll be all set.
Yesterday we had the dog meeting. I had to give
the dog its medicine at a specific time so I
could not be away.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Holy God.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Takes a village, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
And my wife could care less.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
How about your hand?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
She has no idea the crisis that I'm in right now.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Dude, when I broke my... Sorry, I can't even light
my bong, you guys. I have to put the bong
on top of the tool chest, which is the full
stand tool chest, you know, the craftsman thing.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
And I put my face.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
You have one of those?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
My wife bought it for me. She's such a badass.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
That tracks.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
And I use it for all my pot stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
So I stand over it, and I drop my mouth
and lips over the top of the bong with it
holding against the thing.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
And then I use both fingers to light the lighter.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
That is the saddest thing I'm going to see all day.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
And sometimes I burn my finger when I'm doing it
because I got to get the angle, but I got
to get it lit.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Kind of lighter you're using.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I have multiple, guys. I've got the regular Bic, which
is impossible.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
The trigger one is out?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
The Bic is impossible. The trigger is the only way.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
It takes two fingers to trigger?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
They'll sell those triggers in, like, three packs. And there's
the one with the curved hook.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah, the one with the pick. It's got the.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Peroni's disease to it. That's the one that I just,
I double pull, and that gets the bong lit.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Boom.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
But it's a giant nightmare over there.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah, no, it sounds like it.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
And I love that your wife doesn't care.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
She could care less.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I feel like wives don't care at a certain point.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Nope, they stop. They honestly stop caring.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Because we're ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
And nothing else is going to happen. It's not going
to change her world at all, so she's fine.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I guarantee she's thinking, no offense, Queen.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
If you put that kind of effort into anything that
mattered around here.
If you, you know what I mean? I know my
wife says that about me.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
The house would be so clean.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
If you worked as hard around the house as you
did lighting that effing bong.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
There'd never be a single mushroom in that yard, I'm
telling you. My wife is judging me.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
If you bag from the beginning.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
She's right.
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