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Speaker 1 (00:01):
And now, it's time.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
For F * * * ed.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Up News with Quinn and Cantera.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hey, is that one Peter in your pocket?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Don't miss Giants post-game show host John Schmelke breaking down
the loss at 840 this morning.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
So I feel like we're going to see more of this, obviously,
for obvious reasons. But a group of Florida fishermen reeled in.
Something in the Gulf of Mexico. It turned out it
was a large drone, like a military drone. You've got
to love hotspot fishing charters out there fishing, doing that thing.
They pull in this giant drone. It's based in Pensacola,
taking customers on a six-hour fishing trip last Saturday.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
They spotted this aircraft and pulled it from the water.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I wonder if they thought it was a UFO for
a second.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Maybe for a second, or like maybe another crashed piece
or something from another plane or something. But the drone
may have been an MQM. It's an unmanned aircraft. It
looks like one of the drones that you see, you know,
in the movies or on them Paramount Plus shows, can't
you ever?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
A lot of flock cameras in the finale of Lioness.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah, huh?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
A lot of flock cameras.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
A lot of flock cameras. Yeah, I thought that was timely.
It was very, very timely.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
It's all very timely, right?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yeah, it really is.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
By the way, just while you bring it up, if
you like the show Lioness, Nicole Kidman is asking you
to make some noise about it for the next season
because she's concerned there might not be a next season
because we kind of shut up about this season.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
We're not going to crowdfund Coyote vs. Acme and let
Lioness season four die.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
We're not going to be that country, are we?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
How's Taylor Sheridan going to eat?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Right. All right.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
This is a terrifying story. No joke. This woman's in
Long Island. Danielle Timone. It's her birthday, her 47th birthday.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
All right.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
She's in her backyard when she falls into an eight-foot sinkhole.
Let's pick it up, so don't be alarmed. But she's
in the hole for 30 minutes screaming, help, help.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Help, help.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Someone needs help. The family dog hears it, but where
is the voice coming from? It's coming from this hole.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I scream bloody murder.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Danielle Timon was walking in her backyard.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
By the way, this is Long Island, but she's wearing
an Adirondack, New York shirt.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
She doesn't look anything like her age. I have to say,
well done, Danielle. She's turning 47, but you could have
told me 35.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
No kidding.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Long Island, when she says the ground suddenly collapsed beneath her.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
It happened so quickly.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
It was seconds. I just was walking. The ground was
not there anymore. And then I was down in a hole.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Eight feet deep. You just go straight down.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I just went, sloop, slip right down.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Turns out, Danielle.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
It's so cute when she said sloop. Listen.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Straight down.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I just went, sloop, slip right down.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
She just went, sloop, right down the hole.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
So she's eight feet down in the hole. And she
can't dig her way out because the sides are crumbling.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Is this?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Is that like her ring doorbell camera catching the video
or something? That's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
It catches the yard. Oh, Jesus. And then the dog
and then no one else. Please, please help, like a
million times.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Oh, man.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I was out of breath.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I was crying. My throat hurt, but I was like,
just take a breath, calm down, keep going. I just
kept screaming and screaming and screaming.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Neighbor Christine Chinowski was having breakfast on her porch. She
and another neighbor came running when they heard the screams.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Once you got over here, did you understand what was.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Three stay-at-home moms, two and.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
This is fantastic.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Two of them hovering over the hole.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
What a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Cute Danielle in there.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
She's eight feet under the ground.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
She's tied up among the roots. No, no, not at all.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
We were actually looking up.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
We thought maybe she was in a shed.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
We heard Danielle say, like, I'm in the ground or
I'm down here.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
And that's when our eyes went down. And then we
noticed her face.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Eyes up here.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I would have been a ghost. Oh, my God, I
see the hole. I see you.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Christine called 911.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
A lady fell in a hole in the back of
her yard.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Police used a ladder to help Danielle climb out.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
It's great. Holy crap. She went on to celebrate her
47th birthday. They got her out of the hole.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
That's incredible. I mean, did she get a book deal
or something now?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I don't know. It's my second favorite sinkhole story of
the month.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
What was the first one again?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Nicholas Cage's mansion. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
He has a feeling that some of the Nostradamus flying.
Evil will fly out of there or something.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
All those stupid movies you made?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah, like the bats with wings and regular human feet.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
There's your F'd Up News.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
There you go.