EFFED HAWK POUR

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go, and now it's time for Duff News
with Quinn can Terra gun here in your pocket.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
I wish I had more details, so I'll have to
keep doing my deep dive. But okay, there's a story
just being generated out of Los Angeles, Okay, where a
man is just received forty five days in jail for
posting a video of himself pouring alcohol into a hawk's mouth.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
I saw this story. This is interesting to me.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Forty five days in jail for an alcoholic cocktail?

Speaker 3 (00:29):
He really? I have his name, Caesar Gustavo.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, but I don't have any more details yet, but
I'll work on a few guys.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
Harrison Ford poured whiskey on the floor and Blade Runner,
I mean for his dog.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
A dog drank whiskey. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
I mean if people do that, well, you shove it
down the throat of Marti Supreme.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Looks like he gives the dog brandy and ice cream.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
That's true, that happens. Yeah, that's a good.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
That's not healthy. But how do you get it to open?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah? And then this is when you find yourself in
that situation.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Uh, here's more of a public service announcement. You're seeing
this craze where people are putting plastic wrap over their mouths,
then they're shoving food in, and then they're.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
I'd watch people do that all day long.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
I saw someone do it yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
It sounds hilarious.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
People chew the.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Plastic wrap, them throw the food away, hoping to trick
their brains into feeling full. Man, guys, look the data
in me is like you're gonna choke. Someone's gonna choke.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
It's so dental. Damn me too. It's creeping me out.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
I don't know what that is.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
There's a whole there's a whole shot out there we
can take now, we don't need to put stuff in
our face.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Well, it's just dangerous public service announcement.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Hey, new research real Just how many Americans think aliens
and other legendary beings are real? According to your you
gov poll, you're looking at eleven hundred adult surveyed nationwide,
more than half fifty six percent believe in aliens. Yep,
talking eighteen percent who think they definitely exist. I'm sorry,
at eighteen percent who they exist in thirty eight percent

(01:56):
who think they probably exist. So stick with that first
n B. It's pretty good right there, and fifty six
percent believe in aliens to see you go down here
to the Sasquatch.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yeah, this is what I want to know.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Far fewer people feel the same way about all the
other beings in the pole. Bigfoot, also known as Sasquatch,
is the second highest number of believers. They get twenty
eight percent of belief, but only four percent think the
legendary ape like creature definitely exists.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
So you're one of four percent?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Buddy, What's where are you people? What the hell's wrong
with four percent?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Am I that not?

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah? That's what I'm trying to tell you when it
comes to Bigfoot.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
I think the four percent of people that think the
legendary ape like creature definitely exists, I think.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
You and Paul Bartholome here, you're the only people in
New York that's not shout out for Paul.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Come out Bigfoot. People. Give me give me a love,
Give me some love here.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Four percent?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
You know, is that you gove pol I don't know
who these eleven hundred people are.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Is NeSSI part of that four percent? Because I believe
a little more monestly.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
I'm going to jump over the Schupicabo here where is nesty,
I don't on the spot. Three percent say it definitely exists.
In ninety ninety percent that probably exists, I mean maybe probably.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
You're a four percent of bro.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, I know, I know. It's a lovely life. I
love leading of that life.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
In that four percent of people who actually believe that
the creature does exist. I also get pissed when, you know,
when I think to myself, well, why aren't they coming
closer than me?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Why aren't they near me more? Why am I not?

Speaker 3 (03:21):
I'm a believer. I'm a broken record. But we haven't
found any bones. We find dinosaur bones, but no bigfootbone.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
I know, I know.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
I also believe that Bigfoot could be a trans medium
creature too, you.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Know, like like a different in my bathroom family? Who
existence big Saw?

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Me?

Speaker 1 (03:41):
And fist in the air brother?

Speaker 3 (03:42):
The two of you guys?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Where are you Whitehall?

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Hey? By the way, nice job on the state of
the studio.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Oh thanks buddy. Thanks? There was it uplifting or was
it depressing?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
There were some moments, I mean, the dedication to Jim
Gagley that was spot onnest.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
I hope you I hope he's in here at some point.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
And the meat prices, well timed accusing of primal damn truth.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
And it's expensive. Door to your meat, to the front door.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
If you you can always go get it. I know
it's always a cheaper option if you go get it