Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Conny canterapix one was six Happy Friday, everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
He's playing the funny bone all weekend long, but he's
sitting in with us this morning, Comedian Felippe. As far
as a studio, you're early, This is awesome, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
I'm early, man, I slept like an hour and a half.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Did you play a gig last night?
Speaker 5 (00:15):
No, we were, We were. We were all stuck in Philadelphia.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
For four hours and the plane could get delayed, delayed, delayed.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
They finally left that were on ten forty five, but
we got tired of waiting and we thought.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
That they were going to cancel the flight. See you drove,
We drove, nice drove four hours straight.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, she drove fleeb I'm really enjoying the new special
and h the first thing I thought of when I
looked at you on the elevator this morning was was
your foreskin? And how long it is? I don't have one?
And uh, and I'm fascinated by the upkeep of it.
And you know, what, does it getting away or does
it people appreciate it?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Sometimes I didn't even know.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
I thought everybody was like that growing up. Did you
watch movie today man?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
The Skin? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Man, this is never heard long one before?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Why is it so long as long?
Speaker 5 (01:08):
I said that we have a lot of foreskin, man, man,
and then if you're calcolating, we have extra forestkin.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Man.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Can we leave our foresk in there when we die?
Because they wrapped our forestkid over our bodies into the
heaven like the matrix.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
You have the wrong doctor.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Some people just keep the foreskin. I think.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Did your father and I have a large forest? Okay, okay,
you have.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
You ever seen your father?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Man? I could I could put, I could pierce it.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Oh, now you're talking.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I put, I could put like a on it, maybe
like a little.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Button, you know, like you can button it.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
All right, that would be a good one.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
I would rather snap. I will get serious.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Mention mentioned your father. I know your father had an
addiction problem, and and you dealt with a lot of
that growing up to the alcoholic Yeah, and you as
well had had those issues too. Ye.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
What was your what was your drug choice?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Everything?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Man?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Everything?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
How did you quit it?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
You know what? One day I just stopped nine two
thousand and nine.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I just you know what, you sons of bitches before.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
You were sober, I started stand up sober ood, I
started drinking.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Again, and when I started doing stand up right out
in the parking lot.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Yeah, man, push offs, running laps, that's great, but that
was really bad. I got really bad at one time.
I remember the late Ralphie May and that's right. They
used to make fun of me because one time I
was in Texas and I ordered a room service and
I just ordered a spoon and baking soda.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
That's telling, that's telling everybody. Yeah, you already had a
candle in there.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yeah, that was an old party, like three days. Wow, man,
that is rock star stuff.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Sunday and then I didn't go home and I went
to the open mic on Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So how long after you got sober did you win
the last commerce standing?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
That's it? Huh A year, well done, that's how you
do it.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah, amazing man.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
In two thousand and nine, I was doing a movie
with Nick Torturo and par Rodriguez sail Shire was called
The Deported, Okay, the Departed, but the deport Yeah, and
Nick Nick Torturo, he gets deported because they think he's Mexican.
He's just very dark, curly hair, so they just grab
him and nab him.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
And he's living in Mexico.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
And Pardriguez are like the cartel members of the town
were brothers, and we run the hotel that he has
to pay us to cross him across the country and
we we made.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Him do all jobs. Yeah, the get into the big
fight at the end.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Did you get to live out some dreams after and
being born in Sinelo? You know you got that Cartill
family down there.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
No, we grew up.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
We we shot the movie and on a cold day
in Valencia, California, because they have a whole cowboy town
in Valencia and it's supposed to be summer, but we
were cold.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
They have to give dry ice to put in their mouths,
so we want Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Yeah, yeah, weird.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
You know you don't have you you grew up in
Cineloa like Quincy.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Hell, No, I came here. I was like three or four,
snooking fair and square.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Well you're worried about having you're worried about sticking around here?
Speaker 5 (04:41):
No, because I grew up in an all Latino neighborhood.
Like all my I neghbver saw white people unless there
were cops. So all my neighbors were all Mexicans. They're
all black and Vietnamese, so so.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Talking about like today though you're good here.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Isn't your wife? Americans citizen doesn't work that way. It
doesn't work that way, but it does that you still
gonna apply.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
And it's funny because I did the American citizen test.
I went there and I did it, and a hundred
questions about American citizens, man, stuff a.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Lot of stuff that I skipped, you know, in government
and classic Yeah, yeah, it goes man.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
I should have prepared and I didn't study because my
father passed it.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
So I figured, man, this guy was born in Mexico,
chopped out in the sixth grade.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
If he passed it, I don't gotta study.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I didn't pass. Sorry, I found little rock. My mom
told me that your father took it. He took the
test in Spanish.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Oh, because if you're in this country, like for twenty
five years, when you take the UN you having your
own country, Like if you're Russian, the test will be
a Russian right shot show.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
All right, who's the first president? George Washington? I mean
that I'm afraid to take one.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
I'm afraid to do it.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Yeah, you gotta memorize one hundred questions, one hundred questions.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I made a bunch of que.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Cards and everything just memorized the answer.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
They're gonna ask you seven, no, five, you get one
or two wrong, you gotta put another nine grand.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
The whole problem to take the test.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
And they questions all the questions.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
The first question was Jesus, who was Susan b Anthony?
I tell my immigration lord, you're gonna let the lady
start with the hard ones. She's gonna be Anthony. I
don't know an answer, man, I just told made up
an answer middle that's the lady who drawn her kids
and blaming on two guys.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
From the Bronx.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
The other answer, Anthony is a woman who fought for
civil rights so women could have the right to boy
nineteen twenty one our way off.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Yes, yes, job.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I went in a rabbit hole.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
On TikTok to learn about women history, and then I
found out that the women they were burning in master.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Shoes steads witches insund not witches.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Bro they were side bitches.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Oh yeah, that's how the side they show up pregnant
and then try to get the deacon.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
But we're not messing around this.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
On the citizen question, yeah, inches thing you can read.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
They'll tell you that in Salem you go to Salem.
They'll tell you all about that. Yeah, man, you can
read which. Yeah, my wife had a thought, which.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
It's a comedian.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Felipe as far as in the studio here in pis
one of six playing the funny. But what are your
shows this weekend?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Two shows Friday, two show Saturday. N I went de Bro.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
I found out that they started burning women in seventeen
eighty seven, y eighteen eighty seven. The old fie packer,
the old fist packer came up with a law and said, now, man,
we can't burn women.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Say eighteen eighty seven.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Eighteen eighty nine, he came up, you keep raising the years.
That's what Sigmund Freud came up with the word hysterical,
and they started putting women into an instane asylum. Jesus
so he was the first man to look at a
woman and go bitch crazy.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah, it took a long time.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
That they didn't get to vote for another fifty years
or something that I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
God, I love you, bro, and I'm gonna just call
shenanigans on those dates for what it is.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
I know that for sure that yeah, fifty years.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Because I was staying at a hotel in DC next
to the Suffrage Yeah, movement hotel, the fraternity and.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Make sure you know over there, make sure you know.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Yeah, the more you know. Last month, we've seen a
couple of comedians arrested.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Yeah, call him broke.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah, that's not a surprise though, is it. He jokes
about not paying taxes. Yeah, man, or someone else does
and he rips them.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Read he hasn't dn P like eight million dollars in
taxes and he owes two hundred thousand dollars in taxes.
Well a pretty good that's a pretty good tax bracket. Yeah,
on eight million.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
That's one of those you make enough money you can
write everything off kind of thing.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
The other guy was arrested, LaBelle, LaBelle, I'm.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Paying tax child support. I'm just if you were going
to be arrested today, what do you think it would
be for?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Great question?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah, nothing, you know, but imagine it's a touchy question.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I might have battle from middle league, you know what
I mean? That might be me.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
No, nothing matter, and they broke and they were doing
nothing batter.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
You want to put Hen's to put anything out there
in the universe.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Is a chance I would take a ring for something.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
No, you know, But I was in Iowa. There strict
laws over there. Don't go to all well man, just
go to any other place in America. But Iowa ball
Ring would have more churches than bars.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Mississippi flows south because Ioa sucks.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Oh man, the rappids go home, get out of here.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
I was there two years ago and I was doing
a casino in a Native casino and some guy random
from the show Felippe, keep this, you can have this.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
It was like half a joint.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
So I started smoking it in the parking lot and
I left and I left it like on a plate
in the green room. Some guy cleaning passed by saw
it in the green room when I was on stage,
called the cops. He was a white guy, right. The
cops showed up. They were waiting for me in the
green room. Bro get cheated like this and then were
(10:32):
waiting for me in the green room. And after signed
this paper and the guy the cop was looking at
me like I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Is this guy right here brought me here? He thought
he had a chapel over here, so brought people with me.
And then the main guy from the casino.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
He came to me. He goes, man, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. Hope you come back again and do
another show. Never. Never.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I'm looking at right now and he's he's in a zone.
You can tell his his body movements, his head, his
eyes at they all go into a place. And I
wonder because I was listening to Chris Rock talk about soundcheck.
When you're doing comedy, sound check is important, but not
for the sound check. It's important for associating your your
body and connecting with the room and that kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Is that true? Yeah, man, you gotta now where to stand? Yeah? Okay, yeah,
because you don't like, I know, there's a one improv
in la the brain improv.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Yeah, the the how the when you look straight ahead
the path where the waitress passes, it is not like
straight in front with another side.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Okay, okay, So you in your mind thing that's that
this is the middle of the audience.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Choose down over here, all right, okay, But psychologically you
look like you go somewhere deep. Yeah, visualization wise, and
its just an observation for me, I.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Turned into like an extra like I turned it to
myself when I was crazy, like late where it is.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah, you find that person.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Crazy crazy bro like people worried about you.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Like I would not pick up my car. I would
stay awake for five days straight, no sleep to Brooklyn.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Just on a bender.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
It's been eighteen years since I drink. I might go
out with Alibean party if you wanted.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
To do you go out there? You find it hard
to go out because you don't want to.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I don't go out at all.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Like people invite me, Like if philipa Is go to
my house and party now, I'm good.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Well you don't. You don't mean what what what is
party for you? I mean, do you do that now?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Oh? But they want to party, bro, they want to
do drugs.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Yeah, I know, but you don't want to.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
It's not just the SOCIALI.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
They get a handshake and it has a bag of
coke on it, you know, or they give me a
throw I'm not the point yet where I could throw
it away myself.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
I was gonna give you to a friend, Brooke.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
You threw that from me, and if they know it's
your thing, they like they give it to you.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
They give it to you, so you you to you
to throw it away? Yes, And I put in a toilet.
Then I gotta say by first and then smart.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
But it is your sobriety part of the act. It
must be if you come here and hand you stuff.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Yeah, I talk about I used to how I'm sober now,
but people still want to party.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Now.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
You look like you'd be fun to party with.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I'm not gonna lie to really, really, you know, that's
a great point.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
I would when I would party, I will turn into it.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
I would braid my hair, bro I would braid my hair,
and then it'll be long and I love like Queen
Latifa and set it off.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Alright. I love that. I love that The Funny Bone.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Two shows tonight, two shows tomorrow. You can stick around
for another break with us. All right, thanks for coming
in early. Appreciate it. We're gonna come right back.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Takes what I sa
Conny canterapix one was six Happy Friday, everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
He's playing the funny bone all weekend long, but he's
sitting in with us this morning, Comedian Felippe. As far
as a studio, you're early, This is awesome, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
I'm early, man, I slept like an hour and a half.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Did you play a gig last night?
Speaker 5 (00:15):
No, we were, We were. We were all stuck in Philadelphia.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
For four hours and the plane could get delayed, delayed, delayed.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
They finally left that were on ten forty five, but
we got tired of waiting and we thought.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
That they were going to cancel the flight. See you drove,
We drove, nice drove four hours straight.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, she drove fleeb I'm really enjoying the new special
and h the first thing I thought of when I
looked at you on the elevator this morning was was
your foreskin? And how long it is? I don't have one?
And uh, and I'm fascinated by the upkeep of it.
And you know, what, does it getting away or does
it people appreciate it?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Sometimes I didn't even know.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
I thought everybody was like that growing up. Did you
watch movie today man?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
The Skin? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Man, this is never heard long one before?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Why is it so long as long?
Speaker 5 (01:08):
I said that we have a lot of foreskin, man, man,
and then if you're calcolating, we have extra forestkin.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Man.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Can we leave our foresk in there when we die?
Because they wrapped our forestkid over our bodies into the
heaven like the matrix.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
You have the wrong doctor.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Some people just keep the foreskin. I think.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Did your father and I have a large forest? Okay, okay,
you have.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
You ever seen your father?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Man? I could I could put, I could pierce it.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Oh, now you're talking.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I put, I could put like a on it, maybe
like a little.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Button, you know, like you can button it.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
All right, that would be a good one.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
I would rather snap. I will get serious.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Mention mentioned your father. I know your father had an
addiction problem, and and you dealt with a lot of
that growing up to the alcoholic Yeah, and you as
well had had those issues too. Ye.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
What was your what was your drug choice?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Everything?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Man?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Everything?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
How did you quit it?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
You know what? One day I just stopped nine two
thousand and nine.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I just you know what, you sons of bitches before.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
You were sober, I started stand up sober ood, I
started drinking.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Again, and when I started doing stand up right out
in the parking lot.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Yeah, man, push offs, running laps, that's great, but that
was really bad. I got really bad at one time.
I remember the late Ralphie May and that's right. They
used to make fun of me because one time I
was in Texas and I ordered a room service and
I just ordered a spoon and baking soda.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
That's telling, that's telling everybody. Yeah, you already had a
candle in there.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yeah, that was an old party, like three days. Wow, man,
that is rock star stuff.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Sunday and then I didn't go home and I went
to the open mic on Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So how long after you got sober did you win
the last commerce standing?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
That's it? Huh A year, well done, that's how you
do it.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah, amazing man.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
In two thousand and nine, I was doing a movie
with Nick Torturo and par Rodriguez sail Shire was called
The Deported, Okay, the Departed, but the deport Yeah, and
Nick Nick Torturo, he gets deported because they think he's Mexican.
He's just very dark, curly hair, so they just grab
him and nab him.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
And he's living in Mexico.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
And Pardriguez are like the cartel members of the town
were brothers, and we run the hotel that he has
to pay us to cross him across the country and
we we made.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Him do all jobs. Yeah, the get into the big
fight at the end.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Did you get to live out some dreams after and
being born in Sinelo? You know you got that Cartill
family down there.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
No, we grew up.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
We we shot the movie and on a cold day
in Valencia, California, because they have a whole cowboy town
in Valencia and it's supposed to be summer, but we
were cold.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
They have to give dry ice to put in their mouths,
so we want Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Yeah, yeah, weird.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
You know you don't have you you grew up in
Cineloa like Quincy.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Hell, No, I came here. I was like three or four,
snooking fair and square.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Well you're worried about having you're worried about sticking around here?
Speaker 5 (04:41):
No, because I grew up in an all Latino neighborhood.
Like all my I neghbver saw white people unless there
were cops. So all my neighbors were all Mexicans. They're
all black and Vietnamese, so so.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Talking about like today though you're good here.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Isn't your wife? Americans citizen doesn't work that way. It
doesn't work that way, but it does that you still
gonna apply.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
And it's funny because I did the American citizen test.
I went there and I did it, and a hundred
questions about American citizens, man, stuff a.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Lot of stuff that I skipped, you know, in government
and classic Yeah, yeah, it goes man.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
I should have prepared and I didn't study because my
father passed it.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
So I figured, man, this guy was born in Mexico,
chopped out in the sixth grade.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
If he passed it, I don't gotta study.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I didn't pass. Sorry, I found little rock. My mom
told me that your father took it. He took the
test in Spanish.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Oh, because if you're in this country, like for twenty
five years, when you take the UN you having your
own country, Like if you're Russian, the test will be
a Russian right shot show.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
All right, who's the first president? George Washington? I mean
that I'm afraid to take one.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
I'm afraid to do it.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Yeah, you gotta memorize one hundred questions, one hundred questions.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I made a bunch of que.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Cards and everything just memorized the answer.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
They're gonna ask you seven, no, five, you get one
or two wrong, you gotta put another nine grand.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
The whole problem to take the test.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
And they questions all the questions.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
The first question was Jesus, who was Susan b Anthony?
I tell my immigration lord, you're gonna let the lady
start with the hard ones. She's gonna be Anthony. I
don't know an answer, man, I just told made up
an answer middle that's the lady who drawn her kids
and blaming on two guys.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
From the Bronx.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
The other answer, Anthony is a woman who fought for
civil rights so women could have the right to boy
nineteen twenty one our way off.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Yes, yes, job.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I went in a rabbit hole.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
On TikTok to learn about women history, and then I
found out that the women they were burning in master.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Shoes steads witches insund not witches.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Bro they were side bitches.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Oh yeah, that's how the side they show up pregnant
and then try to get the deacon.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
But we're not messing around this.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
On the citizen question, yeah, inches thing you can read.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
They'll tell you that in Salem you go to Salem.
They'll tell you all about that. Yeah, man, you can
read which. Yeah, my wife had a thought, which.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
It's a comedian.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Felipe as far as in the studio here in pis
one of six playing the funny. But what are your
shows this weekend?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Two shows Friday, two show Saturday. N I went de Bro.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
I found out that they started burning women in seventeen
eighty seven, y eighteen eighty seven. The old fie packer,
the old fist packer came up with a law and said, now, man,
we can't burn women.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Say eighteen eighty seven.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Eighteen eighty nine, he came up, you keep raising the years.
That's what Sigmund Freud came up with the word hysterical,
and they started putting women into an instane asylum. Jesus
so he was the first man to look at a
woman and go bitch crazy.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah, it took a long time.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
That they didn't get to vote for another fifty years
or something that I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
God, I love you, bro, and I'm gonna just call
shenanigans on those dates for what it is.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
I know that for sure that yeah, fifty years.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Because I was staying at a hotel in DC next
to the Suffrage Yeah, movement hotel, the fraternity and.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Make sure you know over there, make sure you know.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Yeah, the more you know. Last month, we've seen a
couple of comedians arrested.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Yeah, call him broke.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah, that's not a surprise though, is it. He jokes
about not paying taxes. Yeah, man, or someone else does
and he rips them.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Read he hasn't dn P like eight million dollars in
taxes and he owes two hundred thousand dollars in taxes.
Well a pretty good that's a pretty good tax bracket. Yeah,
on eight million.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
That's one of those you make enough money you can
write everything off kind of thing.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
The other guy was arrested, LaBelle, LaBelle, I'm.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Paying tax child support. I'm just if you were going
to be arrested today, what do you think it would
be for?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Great question?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah, nothing, you know, but imagine it's a touchy question.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I might have battle from middle league, you know what
I mean? That might be me.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
No, nothing matter, and they broke and they were doing
nothing batter.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
You want to put Hen's to put anything out there
in the universe.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Is a chance I would take a ring for something.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
No, you know, But I was in Iowa. There strict
laws over there. Don't go to all well man, just
go to any other place in America. But Iowa ball
Ring would have more churches than bars.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Mississippi flows south because Ioa sucks.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Oh man, the rappids go home, get out of here.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
I was there two years ago and I was doing
a casino in a Native casino and some guy random
from the show Felippe, keep this, you can have this.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
It was like half a joint.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
So I started smoking it in the parking lot and
I left and I left it like on a plate
in the green room. Some guy cleaning passed by saw
it in the green room when I was on stage,
called the cops. He was a white guy, right. The
cops showed up. They were waiting for me in the
green room. Bro get cheated like this and then were
(10:32):
waiting for me in the green room. And after signed
this paper and the guy the cop was looking at
me like I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Is this guy right here brought me here? He thought
he had a chapel over here, so brought people with me.
And then the main guy from the casino.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
He came to me. He goes, man, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. Hope you come back again and do
another show. Never. Never.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
I'm looking at right now and he's he's in a zone.
You can tell his his body movements, his head, his
eyes at they all go into a place. And I
wonder because I was listening to Chris Rock talk about soundcheck.
When you're doing comedy, sound check is important, but not
for the sound check. It's important for associating your your
body and connecting with the room and that kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Is that true? Yeah, man, you gotta now where to stand? Yeah? Okay, yeah,
because you don't like, I know, there's a one improv
in la the brain improv.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
Yeah, the the how the when you look straight ahead
the path where the waitress passes, it is not like
straight in front with another side.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Okay, okay, So you in your mind thing that's that
this is the middle of the audience.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Choose down over here, all right, okay, But psychologically you
look like you go somewhere deep. Yeah, visualization wise, and
its just an observation for me, I.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Turned into like an extra like I turned it to
myself when I was crazy, like late where it is.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah, you find that person.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Crazy crazy bro like people worried about you.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Like I would not pick up my car. I would
stay awake for five days straight, no sleep to Brooklyn.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Just on a bender.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
It's been eighteen years since I drink. I might go
out with Alibean party if you wanted.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
To do you go out there? You find it hard
to go out because you don't want to.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I don't go out at all.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
Like people invite me, Like if philipa Is go to
my house and party now, I'm good.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Well you don't. You don't mean what what what is
party for you? I mean, do you do that now?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Oh? But they want to party, bro, they want to
do drugs.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Yeah, I know, but you don't want to.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
It's not just the SOCIALI.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
They get a handshake and it has a bag of
coke on it, you know, or they give me a
throw I'm not the point yet where I could throw
it away myself.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
I was gonna give you to a friend, Brooke.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
You threw that from me, and if they know it's
your thing, they like they give it to you.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
They give it to you, so you you to you
to throw it away? Yes, And I put in a toilet.
Then I gotta say by first and then smart.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
But it is your sobriety part of the act. It
must be if you come here and hand you stuff.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Yeah, I talk about I used to how I'm sober now,
but people still want to party.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Now.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
You look like you'd be fun to party with.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I'm not gonna lie to really, really, you know, that's
a great point.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
I would when I would party, I will turn into it.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
I would braid my hair, bro I would braid my hair,
and then it'll be long and I love like Queen
Latifa and set it off.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Alright. I love that. I love that The Funny Bone.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Two shows tonight, two shows tomorrow. You can stick around
for another break with us. All right, thanks for coming
in early. Appreciate it. We're gonna come right back.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Takes what I sa
Popular Podcasts
Betrayal Weekly
Betrayal Weekly is back for a new season. Every Thursday, Betrayal Weekly shares first-hand accounts of broken trust, shocking deceptions, and the trail of destruction they leave behind. Hosted by Andrea Gunning, this weekly ongoing series digs into real-life stories of betrayal and the aftermath. From stories of double lives to dark discoveries, these are cautionary tales and accounts of resilience against all odds. From the producers of the critically acclaimed Betrayal series, Betrayal Weekly drops new episodes every Thursday. If you would like to share your story, you can reach out to the Betrayal Team by emailing them at betrayalpod@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram at @betrayalpod and @glasspodcasts. Please join our Substack for additional exclusive content, curated book recommendations, and community discussions. Sign up FREE by clicking this link Beyond Betrayal Substack. Join our community dedicated to truth, resilience, and healing. Your voice matters! Be a part of our Betrayal journey on Substack.
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com