GREEN DILDO INVESTIGATION

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Capitoland and invest them calling for an investigation.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Calling for an official investigation into what.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Into these green dildos that they keep throwing on the
football fields. Now, it started with w NBA games. I
think three more were thrown, yes, this past Sunday. There
were some thrown back on September seventh.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
And out of all the things that you see in
your life, this is the one thing you want to
call for an investigation.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
A couple of things, Okay, First off, the children, for
the children's.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Children, thinking that the penises are green plas, that's what
we're worried about.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
They're not small dildos. How how are they getting them in?
How are they technology? How they're getting them in the stadium?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
They're smuggled right, Well, what if they're smuggling and where
they put them? Very where do you put carefully down
your pants? Somewhere somewhere under under the pant are right?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I agree, that's right. We don't have the technology around
you're faux dong to see if there's something there. So
is it just for the kids having to like, I mean,
it's the inst the players, the innocence of the children.
It's plus first, it's dildos well then what, Well then
it's you know, God only knows that not only its
actual penises, and it's actual penis exactly where we're going

(01:17):
these days. And that is a problem. Yes, that is
a problem. Investigation, instigation, investigation is open.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Eventually, it is.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
It's going to get