IN CRISIS

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
I'm going straight to the emergency room or I'm just
going straight to the urgent care after the show yesterday.
How'd that go?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Because you look like you got hit by a bus.
I do? Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
All good because I feel like I wrote down in
my grok this morning, grok, am I in crisis? Because
I don't know. I feel like I may be in crisis, Kinter.
You know, you hear about that on the TV. So
I don't really know what crisis is. I'm not in crisis,
but I went and I was there for three hours
yesterday and I still didn't see a doctor.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
You left again?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
I had to leave.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
My poor dog is in a tiny crate the size of,
you know, a foot by a foot and a half.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
So it's two days, five hours at the emergency care.
And you still haven't seen anyone.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
While I'm in the urgent care yesterday, I'm on my
telehealth care company.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
And I'm talking to my telehealth care guy.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
My telehealth care guy is going to give me somebody
to go see.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Telehealth what are they gonna do what are they gonna do.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
No no but they'll give me a a forward or
whatever the reason why i'm in this emergency room is
because my doctor my regular doctor i can't go see
her right now she's got other stuff going on i
can't book so i figured i go in the emergency
room they're like why don't you come on in at
midnight i'm like okay you're speaking my language now oh
for real yeah but then maybe i won't make it
all the way like finished before the show starts anyways

(01:18):
It sucks, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Like, I don't even want to complain anymore because it's
like there are things. Like, I can't even.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Listen, if you have to go to the bathroom and
then someone yells to you to say something, you want
to stop it real quick, I can't do that with
my right hand. I don't have the strength in my
right grip to stop my urination stream, everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
That's how weird this is.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
You're just joining us. He's got some kind of nerve situation.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
I pinched a nerve in my neck.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
While cracking his neck cell. DIY chiropractor care.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
I know. Google says, ah, it takes about six weeks.
It'll go away.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
For real? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
I'm like, okay, I'll take that if that's all I get.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Remember yesterday, he backed into his garage door because he
thought his dead hand hit the garage door quicker.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
I still got no feeling in this hand. It's very strange.
And thank you for asking. I don't want to dwell
on it, but I think I may be close to crisis.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Well, if it makes you feel any better, you look
like crisis.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
I really do. I thought I didn't look horrible.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I didn't say anything. When you walked in this morning,
I could tell by the way you walked in. I
was like, oh, I'm going to stay away from him
until 530.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
I was like 12 and a half minutes late, too.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I was like, I could feel my crisis just sort
of seeping in this morning.