JUST MARRIED CRITICAL CHEESE

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Critical cheese, big nuggets of pap served upright.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I thought Adam said it well, he said kiss every
chance to have every day. So whether you're going to bed,
or going to work or you know, wherever, whenever you're uh,
go ahead and.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Kiss Hersha Guy Andy Reed on Taylor Swift and Famus
Kelsey's wedding. He was one of the thousand guests. Ndom right,
he's confirming right there that Adam Sadler was the official
or the officient whatever they call that he married them.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I gotta be honest. I was. I was. I was
happy not to be on the show when this is
starting to play out and all the details were happening.
All right, Well, I much rather do like, you know,
call back like you know what happened, than I would do,
you know, getting fired up for it.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
I don't know if you would have got I did that.
It happened without me paying attention to Ed Sheeran.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Wasn't Sarah Tiga A couple of days before the big weddings.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
They probably went to Sarah tooga and they went to
the city.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
If anybody's I saw.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Bradley Cooper and A Tucks and I can think of
his how hot is that he's walking to Madison Square Garden.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
He's probably comfortable as it can be.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Wear fit guy. Yes, no phones were allowed. Yes, they
took your phones. Although the owner of the AMC movie
chain he got a phone through, he posted him and
deleted something on X and someone else I say, got
a phone through and posted something. But there was pretty
much a media blackout for this thing.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
I kind have told you this was gonna happen, though.
Lena Donham in attendance allegedly left a bad taste and
guess hi mouth. I don't even know what she needed
to know what she did, and I believe it.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
So you don't like her rights I used to, I
loved Girls.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
I used to, you know, support her one hundred percent.
But you know, at some point you just gotta just
zip it.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Lena Dunham made a from Girls made an unsavory adult
joke about an American football with insiders saying they were shot.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Shot for what you said. I mean, she's marrying an
American football player.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
By the way, that American football player. Oh my, to
their first date scene leaving MS she was the nineteen seventy.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Chevy.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
I guess they went on. That was the card used
there a date that was part of the ceremony.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Look, Stevie Nicks performed uh. Paul McCartney reportedly performed the
Beatles classic I Want to Hold Your Hand, for the
first time that any Beatles played it live since nineteen
sixty four. Oh man, how much juice do you have
to be? Taylor Swift, I get that's happening.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
I shined your your your Proclaimers song.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, it was featured at your wedding. That was a
big time. That was a big time. This is amazing, though.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Let's see George stephan someone was there. Oh, Robin Roberts
was there.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah, Robin Roberts, George Stephanopoulos. They made even David mure
to spend a lot of his time doing it.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Michael Strahan. They were there, though.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Manie inside the garden it which is so beautiful, and
it was it's hard to imagine that a place that
big and a wedding was such stars could feel.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Because they haven't.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
That's all they talked about is it's so hard to imagine.
It's to stop spending the obvious stuff exactly. But I'm
just we were wondering how they were going to do it.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Their neighbors or high school friends. It was. It was
like any wedding that you would It was their dream wedding.
I don't live in New York City.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
This is like a tree. They had a tree with
like prizes or a tree with like gifts or something
on it.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
They gave up like twenty six million in donations to
a number of different charities before the wedding. That was
really nice. They didn't remember they don't want any gifts, right.
They handed out though white handkerchiefs, custom white handkerchiefs.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
I gotta be they were disappointed in that, not for nothing.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
As a guest us true.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
They're making an entire documentary out of this, by the way,
so we'll all be able to revel in it at
some point here. But I'm sure there's a purpose in
charity and all that they did the right way.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Custom white handkerchiefs as favors. Those were the keepsakes. According
to Maren Morris.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Who was there, they'll be very important to some people
somewhat sometimes.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Listen.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Mareon Morris is adorable, isn't she?

Speaker 1 (03:54):
She is a door.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
I don't like her.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
I love the fact that this happened when we were
all celebrating the point of July, and I don't think
some people, Oh Megan Kelly, of course, right that Kelly. Yeah,
she's calling the wedding like it's a look at me moment.
But I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
I mean maybe if I lived in New York City
and the streets were closed it look I'm looking at
me moment.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
But she's hunting for it because I mean, I was
saying to myself that it may not even happen. There
were up.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Until the wedding, there were still thoughts that maybe he
was a ruse and it was somewhere else. But then
when you started to see these celebrities in town.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
I know you knew, I know's it was worth it.
You guys. Adam Sandler did the officiating, Paul McCartney saying,
I mean, what else do you need