MARLON WAYANS 2026

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, guys, you're on with Marlin.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Marlin.

Speaker 3 (00:02):
Hey, good morning, sir Marlon. Wayne's everybody, welcome to the show.
It picks one O six Quinn Cantaro.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
He's coming to the funny Bone. This weekend actually added
a Sunday show.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
How you doing, man, I'm great man, just working, working,
work here.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Love to hear that you had any time to ponder
where Nancy Guthrie is.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
No, none, I don't know what she is, and I
don't know what the coordinates all f seen the things.
I just don't know.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
I think that there's a whole cartel of gangsters kidnapping
old people in America. I think there is.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
I think you're next, Marlin. Hell of a job on him.
Really well, well done, great character, your character. You played
this veteran quarterback. Where'd you get the inspiration for that character?
You just make it up the righting, the writing or
did you pull from somewhere, pulled from.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Every crazy person in my family and put it all
into one character.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Well that's a few people, so it's.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Mostly it's mostly the Damon Wayan story.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Okay, he's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
It's Marley Waye's player. Friday, Saturday, Sunday at the Funny Bone.
You also, you got another scary movie coming out this summer, right, yes, sir.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
June twelfth, twenty twenty six.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
We got a big.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Ass comedy with some big ass jokes and people better
be ready to laugh. T people, some damn sensitive try
to laugh, y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Right on, where do you fall with the AI? Will
there be any AI production? And scary your a scary movie?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Hey, I wrote the entire script.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
I didn't do it on A do that.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
I don't blame it on AI. At the movie bombs,
I'm like, I think I'm never using AI again, y'all
see Scary Movie seven that we actually wrote. No, I'm
joking AI in this nor but bumping AI. Hey, you
gotta get this company that get that company and people
are like, you're investing in things is going to put
you out of work?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Thank you? Oh hell no, thank you dude.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
With the way horror movies are making money is like
a billion dollars in twenty twenty five and horror movies alone,
you're your parody here of scary movie is gonna be.
You're gonna be able to do this until you're long gone.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
You keep making it when you're doing.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
I'll let my kids, kids, kids make them scary. Movie
thirty seven is coming to you year three thousands.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
We keep making the intense serious ones though too like him,
and please to keep doing that stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
We're not.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
I like comedy. I only do the drama because I
get bored. But comedy to me is, uh, that's the key.
I don't want to make people laugh and even though
they don't want to, so I.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Like to challenge what's what's what's easier though, to play
dramatic character to try to make someone laugh.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Drama, believe me, way easier and drama than comedy. If
you like to comedy is you're going on stage in
front of a trunk ass audience every night and you
don't know you're jumping out of an airplane for an
our hour and a half and you don't know if
you've got a parachute. That's what telling the joke is.

(03:07):
You don't know if this is going to land or
if you're gonna die with every joke. So I like
the art of comedy because, man, when you get it
and you get it right, there's something special about it.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
What's special about Matt Rice? He doesn't like Matt what
kind of comedy is that will you just jar with
the fans crowd?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
That's some of his comedy actually has material too. Matt's good.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
I like Matt.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
You know, he's a good kid. And uh, he's really
rich and I don't like talking about rich people because
one day they will hire you.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
I think that's a different stat that's a comedy.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
You know, it's really hard to sit there and you know,
come off the top of the dome and you know,
talk nonsense to the crowd and find out things about
them and put that together.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
That's a gift he doesn't.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
For me as a stand up comedian. I respect all
my red rims in comedy and you know that's a
that's a part of our I haven't mattered yet, So
hudos to him.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
But he's a ghost.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
You know that if I ever went if Matt Wright
ever goes to jail, he gonna be everybody girl?

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, like do you are?

Speaker 3 (04:18):
You?

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Do you put Heckler's in their place? Is that? Is
that a thing for you?

Speaker 1 (04:22):
I put them in a place and that kick them out?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Oh you do? Okay?

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Cool, don't have to It's all about optimal humiliation. Yes,
shut up and watch the show. That's what I said.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
You're the artists, man. It's awesome.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
How many shows we talking about this weekend? We got
We had Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Huh, So it's probably two, two and one. But I'm
probably gonna sell out, so I'll probably added another show somewhere.
I've sold out four shows. I think there's only one
show available right now, and who knows, maybe I'll add
a show, but I don't know. It's kind of cold
up in Albany right now. It's probably seventeen feet of snows,
so I'm gonna get in and get out.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
There was a time, man, where you would come and
be in studio with us, but then COVID and then
you got all big time. Now you just call us.
We miss having you in studio.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
I don't know. I think you guys are trafficking people
over the age of fifty. So I think you guys
have grantcguffery and you're gonna try and take me too.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
You've got Nancy Zip tied right here in the studio.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
You guys created You guys unlike y'all. Y'all don't human
traffic young people. You guys like old people.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah, I'm the only old rich people.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
We get the big money for them. Marlon Wayne's playing
all weekend at the funny Bone. It's Albany Dotfunnybone dot
com to grab tickets. Good luck, man, thanks.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Thank you brothers. Bring back Nancy please,